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01:15This July, MCA Universal Home Video presents five new releases, including Once Around, starring Richard Dreyfuss and Holly Hunter, and
01:23Lionheart, the new action-adventure film starring Jean-Claude Van Damme.
01:27All coming your way from MCA Universal Home Video.
01:33The Bellas were one big happy family.
01:36Who's the guy?
01:38Then Renata met Sam.
01:39My new boyfriend.
01:42No, no, come on, who's he really?
01:45Once Around.
01:47Two thumbs up, Rave Siskel and Ebert.
01:50Come on, Once Around!
01:52Exciting. A very special film.
01:55Beautifully acted.
01:57Renata, you name anything you do, the way you talk to your family, you move me.
02:06It's a remarkably fresh comedy your customers will treasure.
02:11And MCA Universal Home Video is backing Once Around with exciting P.O.P., including posters and more.
02:18But that's not all.
02:19We're so sure you and your customers will love Once Around.
02:22We're offering a free full-length screener to every retailer who calls 1-800-MCA-4-POP.
02:30Plus, fill out the card enclosed inside the screener and enter our once-around watch-and-win contest.
02:36You could win a trip for two to Universal Studios, Florida or Hollywood, or one of our other great prizes.
02:44I must be the luckiest guy alive.
02:47Fly me to the moon and let me play.
02:52I've got one daughter safely married off.
02:56I'm having an affair.
02:57I'm not listening to this.
02:58With a mutual friend.
03:00I've got a beautiful wife.
03:02What is this?
03:02You told me you're a big hockey star in high school.
03:05Field hockey.
03:06And another daughter, still looking.
03:10I want you to say, you are the woman who will change my life.
03:13I think my life's pretty good.
03:15You okay?
03:16Can I sleep with you and Daddy?
03:18Sure.
03:19Why don't you get your pillow, honey?
03:21Come back.
03:22Then one day, Renata met Sam.
03:26Let me shake the hand of the first man that my little rosebud ever loved.
03:33I was afraid to excite you any more than I did already.
03:37Fuddy-duddy sex goddess.
03:38Sam.
03:39Who's the guy?
03:41Who is this incredibly well-dressed guy?
03:43My new boyfriend.
03:46No, no.
03:47Come on.
03:47Who's he really?
03:48I, of course, was born in the 40s.
03:50That's why I have such intense passions.
03:52God.
03:52What do you think?
03:54I think you should take it slow.
03:57That's it.
03:58Oh, Joe.
03:59Imagine that guy on a day-to-day basis.
04:01You're going to get plenty of chances to get to know me.
04:04Does anyone care that Renata's spending day and night with some bozo?
04:09Dad!
04:10We don't know a thing about this guy.
04:12I hope you both have a lifetime of great sex and joy.
04:16He's living with us for some weird reason.
04:18I'm sick of it.
04:20Sick.
04:21Sick.
04:21Now, you have had free reign over us, but I'm telling you, as of this moment, it's over.
04:26You're tearing us all apart.
04:27Renata, no one can tear your family apart.
04:30That man, I love that he's different.
04:34This is my adventure, Dad.
04:36If you don't get it, well, I'm sorry.
04:38Universal Pictures.
04:40Mom!
04:41First aid!
04:42And Cinecom Entertainment present Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, Danny Aiello, Laura San Giacomo, and Jenna Rollins
04:52in a new film from Lassa Hallstrom, director of My Life as a Dog.
04:57I had the greatest time of my life.
05:01Come on!
05:02Once Around!
05:04Once Around!
05:13The boldest.
05:16The baddest.
05:18The biggest grossing Van Damme ever.
05:21Van Damme is back in his most successful film to date.
05:25You know the rules, eh?
05:27There's no rules.
05:31Lionheart.
05:37You want to use our phone?
05:39That's all right, blood.
05:40We'll go someplace else.
05:41Don't worry about it.
05:41What, you don't like my phone call?
05:43Now!
05:44Fresh from national exposure in 1,485 theaters nationwide,
05:48Lionheart features superstar Jean-Claude Van Damme in hard-hitting action
05:52that translated into $22.5 million at the box office.
05:56And it'll put even more kick into your video rentals.
05:58And we'll double the punch of Lionheart with an extensive television advertising campaign.
06:05Plus, exciting P.O.P., including an innovative floor display that snaps together instantly,
06:10along with banners, posters, and more.
06:21They think they can get away with murder.
06:26This is gasoline.
06:33But they didn't count on one thing.
06:35Does he have any other relatives?
06:38Anyone else that could possibly help?
06:43You gave up your family when you joined Senecia.
06:45I never gave up my family.
06:49He's trained to fight for his life.
06:54Now, he's fighting for revenge.
06:57Just tell her Joshua's here.
06:59With somebody I think she'd like to meet.
07:01You sure you want to mess up that face, handsome?
07:05Lionheart!
07:07King of the jungle!
07:11They think it's a game.
07:13Hey, I got three to one against Lionheart.
07:15He's playing for keeps.
07:18But now, he's facing the ultimate challenge.
07:21That's him.
07:22That's him.
07:23A born killer.
07:24Not some bum who picked out the street.
07:26Well, this dude's already bad, they buy this.
07:28I'll beat the guy I have to.
07:33The rules are simple.
07:36There's no rules.
07:40The stakes are high.
07:43What I did tonight, I did for my family.
07:47You win.
07:49You live.
07:50Now, what's it gonna be?
07:53You lose.
07:55You die.
07:57It's going to be simple.
08:00And down is...
08:05Lionheart!
08:06Lionheart.
08:14Also in July, two episodes from executive producer Steven Spielberg's acclaimed series,
08:20Amazing Stories, Book Two.
08:22First, go to the head of the class.
08:26Now, I ask the burning question.
08:31Who is that guilty party?
08:34Boy, the burrito sure came down hard on you this morning.
08:37Tell me about him.
08:38My arms are still sore.
08:39Somebody ought to do something about him.
08:41Somebody ought to do something true.
08:44You want to fix beans?
08:47I mean, it really fixed him.
08:48Mess with his head?
08:49Yep.
08:53When you play blood sausage backwards, there's all these great spells and incantations and
08:57stuff.
08:58Teacher's Threat's got this great curse on it.
09:04Oh, my God.
09:06Oh, my God.
09:07We killed him.
09:19Mr. Brand, Miss Simpson, prepare to meet the mysteries.
09:29This time, they pushed their teacher a little too far.
09:34Christopher Lloyd, Scott Coffey, and Mary Stewart Masterson star in Go to the Head of the Class.
09:42Next, Family Dog.
09:51Eat it.
09:57Eat it.
10:07There she is.
10:09Hello, Millian.
10:11And was you a good baby?
10:14You need some panties and shoes and your coat.
10:18It's raining outside and you need your jammies.
10:23All you need is your underpants.
10:37Family Dog, featuring the voices of Stan Freeberg, Annie Potts, and Mercedes McCambridge.
10:45Experience the incredible, amazing stories, book two, on videocassette.
10:54I'm dangerous tonight.
10:57I got a delivery for Dr. Jonas Wilson, an Aztec sacrificial altar.
11:03During important festivals, they say the blood ran from this altar in Rivers.
11:16Help!
11:17Help!
11:22Help!
11:22Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:29you're okay miss
11:34when i saw you at the dance i realized what you had done with the cloak but when nothing
11:39happened to you i put it out of my mind where is the dress now imagine it in the hands
11:44of
11:44someone utterly evil someone more vulnerable to its power than you are
11:58what do you want we have to talk the dress is not destroyed
12:04machen amick d wallace stone and anthony perkins star in i'm dangerous tonight on videocassette
12:1636 22 34 86 maxwell smart is back you've heard of the naked gun but would you believe
12:29the nude bomb nations of the world this is chaos we have in our power a devastating new weapon
12:43rendering the entire world completely new the fate of the entire world is in your hands
12:51maxus mart is a fool and a bummer you cannot be too careful with your gun
12:57are you all right missed it by that much now i have a stapler telephone that's fantastic caruthers
13:05can it also be used as a stapler no oh well you better work on that
13:13this thing runs on ink that's fantastic caruthers what do you realize that could be the answer to
13:19the fuel shortage i'm afraid not special kind of ink comes from saudi arabia
13:23i'll be at my piano number in half an hour if you need me earlier call me on my jockstrap
13:28but please just ring once
13:32what did he say he asked me to take my hand out of his groin
13:37what did he say he wants you to put your hand in his groin
13:41only one man has the power the skill and the charisma to save the world from global nudity
13:49and loving it don adam stars in the nude bomb
13:56on videocassette there are a lot of people out there that would like to see me dead
14:00they're not all out there
14:06thank you for joining us for a look at our upcoming releases
14:09now stay tuned for our feature presentation
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