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00:26You can colour in this bit and that bit and it'll all flop.
00:33Maybe next time then, okay?
00:40Struggling move his wheelchair.
00:43Consultant did say that they make lightweight ones for kids, but...
00:47So expensive.
00:51You look like you haven't slept.
00:53I've got a few hours.
00:54There's no way you can go back to work right now.
00:57Look, Harry and I have been talking.
00:59We don't have much, but whatever we have is yours.
01:01You don't have to do that, Aunty Kim.
01:03Me and Patrick have a bit pulled away as well.
01:05Look, you have done more than enough letting us move in here.
01:09How is Patrick?
01:11He's enjoying being with his grandsons.
01:13What he misses you all.
01:15And I know he would like to help you on Jordan.
01:19Look, between the physio and the hospital appointments, I mean, you could be tied up for months.
01:24You just need to focus on Jordan, yeah?
01:27Not putting food on the table.
01:41I've sold three out of the last five motors and Lauren's still on a bigger commission than me.
01:45I mean, it's not fair.
01:46Yeah, but her name's above the door, Prius.
01:47What do you want me to do?
01:51Oh, hi.
01:53Glad you're here.
01:55I need your help.
01:57Right, I need you to hand out these invitations.
01:59Just got them from the printers.
02:03Babe, it's a little drink in the Vif.
02:05That's no way to describe the engagement party of the year, Max.
02:09Max, this is our chance to pull out the stops and show everyone how in love we are.
02:15Mm-hmm.
02:16I invite the whole square.
02:19Well, everyone who's anyone, anyway.
02:22Right, so if you give those out, I'm going to go and meet the caterers.
02:26Caterers?
02:28Blimey.
02:29You really are pulling out all the stops for this, aren't you?
02:31You can't put a price on happiness, Max.
02:36See you later.
02:38Party of the year.
02:40Reckon you can keep your eyes off another woman long enough to make a toast?
02:44I don't know what you're talking about.
02:47Maybe Lauren's at an auction tomorrow, so you can update the calendar, please.
02:52Today's the 29th?
02:54Yeah.
02:57I struggled.
02:59I always tend to get wine for housewarming, chocolates for birthday.
03:03What says, thanks for giving me a home in the midst of a troubling domestic situation?
03:08A cactus.
03:10And I love it.
03:11Do you need her handing me your stuff, Bea?
03:13Oh, I think I'm done.
03:15Thanks.
03:16Actually, you will.
03:17Never buy more than you can carry on one load.
03:20That's what I always say.
03:22Tell you what, why don't you find a home for our newest housemate?
03:24I think I might call him Kelvin.
03:26Oh, Kelvin the cactus.
03:28I see what you've done there.
03:29Come on, Kelvin.
03:30You'll be very happy here.
03:34That was really kind of you.
03:36It's all right.
03:36I'm sorry about what I said the other day.
03:38I was just a bit upset.
03:40It's just weird Dad not being here.
03:41I know, love.
03:42Just meaning Dad just need a bit of space, that's all.
03:45Oh, yeah, by the way, I changed the Wi-Fi password.
03:48Really?
03:49What do you do that for?
03:50It takes about ten minutes to put all those letters and numbers in.
03:54You have to do it every couple of months, Mum.
03:55It's internet security.
03:56I'll log you on if you want.
03:58All right.
03:59Well, my passcode, as always, is Janet's birthday.
04:03Thanks.
04:05What happened?
04:08I don't mind.
04:13Er, 310798.
04:18Look, I'll walk you over to the minute mark.
04:20Get some bits for dinner, eh?
04:21Yeah, Teco Tuesday.
04:24Oh, no, it's not Tuesday, is it?
04:25Er, Massaca Monday?
04:28Oh, I love Massaca, but it gives me terrible wind.
04:31But I can't resist it, so let's do it.
04:33I'll see you, darling.
04:33See you later.
04:40The room is all sorted, and the bed is all made.
04:44Great.
04:45I've got every cereal and kids snack under the sun.
04:47Nice.
04:48And I asked Lily to bring round some bats and balls,
04:51and she's also offered to give us Arthur's old bike that he's grown out of.
04:54All right.
04:55Well, all we need to do now
04:58is stop that psycho from over the road,
05:00coming along and scuppering the whole thing.
05:02Yeah.
05:03Then we're on easy street.
05:05You were up, tossing and turning all last night.
05:09Yeah.
05:10Don't give Nicola the satisfaction, eh?
05:14Like it or not, if she gives the footage to the wrong people,
05:16then everything that we're trying to build with Ria just goes away.
05:20Excuse me.
05:21No.
05:22Why would I not worry?
05:23Eve, stop.
05:27They're supposed to be here by now.
05:28You can't.
05:29What if Nicola's already given in the footage?
05:31You can't.
05:34OK, you good?
05:36Yeah.
05:36Yeah.
05:40Hi, Lars.
05:42Oh, hey.
05:43Did you get the to-do list I text you?
05:46Speeches, catering, decor?
05:47Yeah, I thought you were still looking at venues, though.
05:49No, not the wedding.
05:50This is the engagement party.
05:52It's in two days.
05:53You're having speeches at an engagement party?
05:55It's a bit much, isn't it?
05:56Do you know what?
05:57You sound just like Max.
05:58Yeah, well, I was just hoping to turn up and have a few drinks, Mum.
06:01Gina, you're my maid of honour.
06:04All I'm asking you to do is just stand up and say something nice about me.
06:07Surely that's not too hard.
06:09Yeah, it's not that.
06:10It's just I've got a lot on at the minute, you know, moving in with Harry.
06:14Right, yeah, well, as usual, I'm way down the pecking order.
06:17No.
06:17Look, I am happy for you.
06:18And I'm so excited about the wedding.
06:21I'm just stretched.
06:23Why don't you ask Peter?
06:24Or Lauren?
06:26Yeah.
06:26Yeah, you're right.
06:28Plenty of candidates waiting to pick me up.
06:44Oh, aubergines.
06:45Not going to be much of a massacre without them, is it?
06:48Oh, right.
06:49Er, okay.
06:50Won't be long.
06:57Oh, aubergines.
06:59Aunty Kim and Yolandi are going to see Mum this morning.
07:02They offered me money.
07:04Aunty Kim and Yolandi offer me what little they have.
07:07Meanwhile, Sheila is paying off my overdraft without me even knowing.
07:11You're free to pass her my details.
07:13How could I tell them that I couldn't take their money
07:15because I've sold my soul to Ray's grandmother?
07:18You haven't sold anything.
07:20Sheila wants to help.
07:21There's nothing to be ashamed of.
07:22Well, I don't think the family will think of it that way, Libby.
07:24It's just as well there's no reason for them to know.
07:34I know I shouldn't be here.
07:36I was out shopping and they had a sale on.
07:40What, is all that for Jordan?
07:43Is it my birthday?
07:45Um, no, darling, it's not.
07:47You really shouldn't have, Sheila.
07:49Oh, I've got years of Christmases and birthdays to make up for.
07:53Indulge me.
07:56Everyone's at the hospital.
07:58Invite her over.
08:00What harm can it do?
08:11How's something happened?
08:12I haven't.
08:13Sit down.
08:14Okay, well, you always wanted me to go to college,
08:16so I know you didn't drag me out for no good reason.
08:21Um.
08:22What's up with you lately?
08:24What, with me?
08:25Yeah, like, you're moving sketchy.
08:27Like, I don't know what's been going on in your head, do you know?
08:31Ever since Dad went away.
08:33This, this ain't got anything to do with your dad, Havonna.
08:35Okay, well, with you everything's about Dad, so.
08:38Sorry.
08:40You know you don't owe him anything.
08:43Like, he ain't even talking to us at the moment.
08:45All right, just stop it, please.
08:47I'm just saying that it ain't fair on you, yeah?
08:50And, like, we've been on our own before,
08:54so we could do it again.
08:56You know?
08:58Joel's being released today.
09:02The victim liaison officer rang me last week.
09:04He said he tried to call you, but he didn't pick up.
09:07Because I, I thought that was a dodgy scam number calling me.
09:10I'm sorry, babe, I just, I didn't know how to tell you.
09:14He hasn't served his full sentence yet, Mum.
09:17Okay, he's gonna do the rest in the community.
09:19Not here, okay?
09:21He's going to his mum's.
09:23And I ain't spoken to Vicky yet,
09:24but I'm sure she wants him back even less than we do.
09:27Okay, well, being in Young Offenders
09:29doesn't wipe out what he did to me.
09:31No, of course not.
09:33That's gonna be on his record for good.
09:35He ain't gonna get away treating anyone like that again.
09:38Get real, Mum.
09:41Like...
09:44Thanks for this.
09:53Ah, thank you.
09:54You've done the training and we've got every confidence in you.
09:58Just remember, the idea is to make everything as familiar as possible.
10:03Favourite foods, favourite TV shows.
10:05So, if she wants to take Tara the teapot with her everywhere, we go with it?
10:09Yes.
10:10I'm sorry, we haven't had time for a gradual transition.
10:13There was an issue with the Vos family and we had to move her urgently.
10:17I was thinking of getting her a tea set, you know, to go with the teapot.
10:20It came in a set once upon a time.
10:22When we removed Ria from a previous Vos to Rome, everything was ruined.
10:26The rest of the tea set, all her other toys.
10:30Ria's a special little girl.
10:32Chatty, outgoing, once she starts to trust people.
10:37Just remember, we're here for whatever you need.
10:44Oh, thank you.
10:47Your turn.
10:50I do not like this, Libby.
10:53If Aunty Kim and Yolanda come back and she's still here...
10:55Look, they held me up after great.
10:58If they find out that I'm seeing his gran and not said anything...
11:08Come on.
11:09I'm home.
11:12All right, Calvin?
11:15All right, Will?
11:17Hiya.
11:20What do you think you're doing?
11:23It's a beautiful day outside.
11:25You should be out enjoying yourself.
11:28I'm not staring at a screen all day.
11:32Oh, for goodness sake.
11:34Yeah?
11:35OK.
11:45You see that boy?
11:47I'm going to staple this PE kit to his back if he forgets it one more time.
11:51Kids, eh?
11:51Oh, kids.
11:55Is someone in there with Jordan?
11:58Community nurse.
11:59Just stop by.
12:00Oh, OK.
12:01I'll see you later then, yeah?
12:02Bye.
12:03OK, bye.
12:05I can't do this.
12:07Relax, she's gone.
12:08This is her home, Libby.
12:10Everybody has bent over backwards for me and Jordan and this is how I repay them.
12:15I have told Sheila to keep her distance.
12:18What is she playing at, rocking up on the square?
12:21It looked like she just wanted to see Jordan.
12:23No.
12:23She's pushing boundaries.
12:25I am the one who's supposed to make the rules, not her.
12:28Look, I am sorry, but I'm not having it.
12:33Come sit at the table then, Ria.
12:37Oh, we could join you.
12:39Doesn't matter to us.
12:40Yeah.
12:42Yeah.
12:45Come on, love.
12:46Rachel said you didn't have any breakfast, so you must be really hungry now.
12:51If you don't want to eat pancakes, we've got cereal.
12:54Or toast.
12:56I can do a big smiley face on it, yeah?
12:58Oh, look at that.
13:00It's tasty.
13:04Mm-hmm.
13:07It's a work of art, that is.
13:10Oh.
13:12OK.
13:16In a case I shouldn't like pancakes.
13:18We knew this was going to be a bumpy road.
13:19Well, I mean, we can go with the flow on most things, but we do need to get her to
13:22eat.
13:23You know, that's basic parenting.
13:25If we can't get her to do that, I mean, what's the chances we can get her to sleep or
13:28get her to school on time?
13:29You've been here before, right?
13:31So, what if it was Kira or Vinny chucking pancakes all over the place, what would you do?
13:38Anything's worth a try.
13:42Oh, no.
13:43I thought once Dad got this hot shop solicit, he'd stop asking me to do so much.
13:47He sent me six messages, and that's just this morning.
13:50Well, Ian trusts you.
13:51It's natural he's going to want you to help, isn't it?
13:53Wait, I've seen...
13:54Oh, Peter.
13:55You mean?
13:55Go on, Mum.
13:56That key is only for emergencies.
13:59I need someone to make a speech at my engagement party, and you are my first choice.
14:04Congratulations.
14:05Peter, are you listening?
14:08Yeah, of course.
14:08Of course.
14:09I'm just a bit busy with this Dad business, Mum.
14:12Why can't any of my children ever put me first for a change?
14:15Relax.
14:16If you want a speech, I'll do your speech.
14:18Don't do me any favours, Peter.
14:20You've obviously got better things to do, just like Gina.
14:24I thought you said he was your first choice.
14:26He is.
14:27Now?
14:31Peter, please.
14:32I have not been this happy for such a long time.
14:35All I want you to do is just stand up and raise a toast.
14:39Okay, and I will.
14:40I will.
14:40I will.
14:41You just...
14:41You might need to write the speech for me, because between work, the kids, and this nightmare
14:45with Dad...
14:46Do you know what?
14:47Just forget it.
14:48If you can't give me five minutes of your time, then...
14:50I'll ask someone else.
14:54No.
14:55Oh, come on, Zindy.
14:56Don't look at me.
14:58I'm not being your third choice.
14:59Why don't you...
15:00Ask Oscar.
15:01Oscar?
15:03What, and I have to sit through some ridiculous joke fest?
15:06No.
15:09Well, thanks for nothing.
15:11Nice to know you both care.
15:13Mum.
15:16What's the big deal?
15:17It's just a party, innit?
15:21All right, see you.
15:22Hey.
15:23Hey.
15:24So, you're going in?
15:25I just wanted to check you was all right after.
15:28Look, I don't usually listen to people's conversations, I swear.
15:31What, was you in a cab?
15:32Yeah.
15:34If you ask me, they should never let that kid out.
15:38Not after what he did to you.
15:41Thanks.
15:42He'll get what's coming.
15:44Karma.
15:45You know what?
15:46I'm the one that has to live with it.
15:47Not him.
15:48I'm sorry.
15:54Where is she?
16:03Rhea Putt.
16:14My son, Jagvid.
16:21You know, it was always a struggle to get him to eat.
16:24When he was little, I'd always find his breakfast hidden behind plant pots.
16:32And he'd even bribe his little brother to eat his veggies for him.
16:38But there was just one thing that he couldn't resist.
16:43Homemade, stuffed Bronte with sweet lassi.
16:48Oof.
16:49Oof.
16:49Odd swat.
16:52This is my mum's own recipe.
16:58You want to try some?
17:09What do you think?
17:10Libby, can you take Jordan for a bit, please?
17:12Yeah, of course.
17:13Come on, darling.
17:17Everything okay?
17:18You need to pack up all of these things, and you need to take them with you.
17:22But I bought them for Jordan to keep.
17:26And when my family see it all, where am I supposed to say it's come from, Sheila?
17:31Oh, what?
17:33We invited you back.
17:34But you have to see the amount of pressure I felt when you just showed up to the square like
17:40that.
17:41I should have kept my distance.
17:44All I could think of was seeing Jordan again.
17:46I'm sorry.
17:47So what, you were pushing on purpose?
17:50You were trying to make trouble?
17:51No.
17:52I mean, the last thing I want to do is cause problems between you and your family.
17:56Yeah, but I trusted you with my son when every part of me was screaming not to.
18:00So if you are playing some sort of game or...
18:03I'm not.
18:05Oh, Chelsea, please.
18:06If you can't respect my boundaries, how can I trust you?
18:10I can see him again, can't I?
18:14I think it's best you go now.
18:23Maybe you said two words since you got there.
18:25No, but she's been fed and watered, and that's down to you.
18:32I can't imagine what she's gone through, especially at her age.
18:36I don't know when I think about it.
18:38You know, it could take weeks for her to open up to us, even once.
18:42I mean, I know we've been building up to this, but now that she's here, it just feels like bigger.
18:49Making that little girl feel safe and giving her the home that she deserves.
18:54If we do nothing else with our lives.
19:00So, no more threatening Nicola.
19:03And no more worrying ourselves stupid, what she might or might not do.
19:07I think that the only thing that we give her any headspace to is this.
19:12And the next time I'll answer, I'll just check the CCTV.
19:15Absolutely.
19:22Sheila?
19:23I don't think she forgot this.
19:24I know I overstepped.
19:26Jordan's the only family left in my life.
19:29The last few years have been hell, and getting to know him has been...
19:34Can you talk to Chelsea?
19:36Get her to see my side?
19:37I don't think I can.
19:39But he deserves to know both sides of his family.
19:42Surely you can see that.
19:45Chelsea decides what's best for Jordan.
19:47No one else.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:50Have you seen Cindy?
19:51Yeah, she's over there.
19:57I know that Peter hurt your feelings, but it wasn't personal.
20:00He's just stressed out about Ian.
20:02And Gina's busy with Harry.
20:05It's fine.
20:05No hurt feelings.
20:07Don't know where you got that impression from.
20:14You don't have to pretend with me, Cindy.
20:15I do know you a little bit by now.
20:18I know when you were upset.
20:19Back there, you were hurt.
20:21Like, for real.
20:24I'm not a child.
20:26I know a party is not as important as a court case.
20:30It'd just be nice if someone cared.
20:34You do have people that care.
20:36Me included.
20:40I mean, it's your party anyway.
20:43What do you care what people think?
20:45It should be about you and Dad.
20:47As far as your Dad's concerned, I'm barely worth a bottle of warm champagne.
20:51Well, that doesn't sound right.
20:53Because my Dad is crazy about you.
20:55He ain't shut up about the wedding.
20:57Then why can't we have an engagement party for the ages?
21:01There's enough doom and gloom in the world as it is.
21:04And what have you found love like we have?
21:06You just want to shout about it.
21:09And sometimes the more my Dad shouts about something, the less it actually means to him.
21:17Please don't take this the wrong way, but it is his engagement too.
21:21Have you asked him what he wants?
21:22Have you asked him what he wants?
21:42That sounds about right, doesn't it?
21:44That woman's living it up in my house and I'm on bread and dripping.
21:48I got B's phone.
21:51What?
21:52Yeah, I tried to download it but then she'd come home and I thought I hadn't.
21:56But it turns out it was just a load of games I hadn't downloaded.
21:59All her socials and all her messages already had.
22:02So, if there's proof of what she's done, you've got it?
22:07Yeah.
22:09Some of the messages were encrypted.
22:11That just means they're all scrambled up but I can use a website online
22:14to turn them back into English.
22:15It'll be ready tomorrow.
22:17No more bread and dripping.
22:19We're getting you home.
22:21You look good, boy.
22:25You all right?
22:27I need those advice back.
22:29Why?
22:30Well, it's not been a misprint, is it?
22:32Oh, sort of.
22:34I mean, I know they said Cindy and Max's engagement party but it should have said Cindy's vanity project.
22:41Oh, don't be daft.
22:44I mean, there's nothing wrong with wanting to make a fuss, is it?
22:46Yeah, but it's not what you want, is it?
22:48We're supposed to be a team, Max.
22:50All right, fair enough, yeah.
22:51Some people have been looking at me a bit sideways round here.
22:54They can probably remember my last winning.
22:56Excuse me?
22:57You are looking at someone who has two ex-husbands living round here.
23:02All right, look, I'll be honest.
23:03I never wanted to get married again.
23:06Didn't want any of it.
23:09Then I met you last Christmas.
23:13The chemistry was off the scale, wasn't it?
23:15Right from the start.
23:21Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:26Listen, what we have is amazing.
23:29I don't want to get ruined by other people's comments.
23:33The only person I want to be with is you.
23:36Okay?
23:38Do you know what, Max Banning, you can be very sweet sometimes.
23:44Anyway, a party was a bad idea.
23:46Chances are no one will even turn up.
23:48Oh, dear.
23:49That's a shame.
23:50We've just asked Kat to order ten cases of champagne.
23:54Decorations, catering.
23:56I told her, no expense spared.
24:00I don't want you to lift a finger.
24:01Oh, seriously?
24:03Maybe we could still cancel the party.
24:05Nah.
24:06I'm going to blow the roof on you, Vic.
24:08Show the young ones out of the party.
24:10Yeah.
24:12Right.
24:13Better get myself something to wear, then.
24:24Anyone who think you've got something to prove?
24:26Nah, not at all.
24:28Cindy's a woman I love.
24:30And all I care about is making her happy.
24:49Great.
24:52It's really you.
25:07I didn't believe it when they told me.
25:09Trust me, it's a shock to me, too.
25:14I know you've asked me to visit for some time now.
25:20It's been years.
25:22I begged.
25:24You can hardly blame me for staying away after what you did.
25:31I still remember that last Christmas you and Chantal came to me.
25:36Those beautiful children.
25:41So why now, hmm?
25:43What's changed?
25:47I've been in contact with Jordan.
25:51He's a wonderful boy.
25:56Chelsea let you see him.
26:00There wasn't Grixis a while back, and Jordan's out of hospital now, but...
26:06I'm not sure if he'll ever walk again.
26:11What?
26:14I offered to help with money, and that opened a door.
26:19Sounds like her.
26:23Well...
26:25Does he, um...
26:27Does he talk about me?
26:30He doesn't even know you exist.
26:35She doesn't want him to know who I am,
26:38and she won't tell the family about me.
26:44I pushed to spend time with him.
26:46Put her under pressure, and...
26:50Now she may not let me see him again.
26:52Well, she can't do that.
26:53She's his mother.
26:55You're in here, and she can do what she likes.
27:15He really is special.
27:21The thought of not seeing him again...
27:26I tried getting through to Chelsea.
27:28She wouldn't listen.
27:32You and she had a life together,
27:34and if anyone knows how to get through to her,
27:38it's you.
27:45If I'm going to see Jordan again,
27:48I need your help.
27:50Bye.