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00:22I feel such a fool, I'm all right now.
00:25I'd rather you had a thorough check-up.
00:28Who's going to look after this lot?
00:30Arthur, the hospital will ring me if you have to stay in.
00:33Stay in? I haven't got time, Doctor.
00:52For God's sake, ma'am, why didn't you call me last night when it all started?
00:56Pauline didn't think it was necessary.
00:58And did you?
00:58I'm not Doctor, am I?
01:00No, precisely, and neither is she.
01:02If your wife loses this child, I shall hold you responsible.
01:05Well, hang on, hang on, she wouldn't let me call you.
01:07Wouldn't let you?
01:08Well, my wife's a very determined woman.
01:10That's no reason for you to be weak, is it?
01:12Who's looking after your mother-in-law?
01:13I was looking after Pauline.
01:15Yeah, well, I should get your house in order, Arthur, before it falls about your ears.
01:18My helpless mother-in-law won't let me near her blisters.
01:21Well, bless you.
01:27So when are we going out?
01:28Look, it's a bit difficult with Mum in hospital.
01:30I can't really go out, can I?
01:31No, I can't come in, that is.
01:32It's hardly the moment, is it?
01:34I don't belong nowhere.
01:36Could you just bite these?
01:37And now me Mum's not...
01:38Yeah, and his bike got me up, didn't it?
01:39Yeah, well, me Mum's not talking to me, Dad.
01:42I don't know who's talking.
01:43I'm talking.
01:44Yeah, about bikes.
01:46Do you know what it's like losing your family?
01:48Yes, as a matter of fact, I do.
01:51Mark's missing, and now I may or may not have lost another little brother or sister.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Well, we was a big family, you know, lots of relatives and that.
01:58And it's me Mum and Dad that have argued, and now no one's talking.
02:01I don't know, if I go to me Mum, she nags.
02:03And if I go to me Dad's, I'm not sure if he might have some woman there.
02:06Might as well be a dosser.
02:08Oh, Kelvin?
02:09Look, we'll go out tomorrow, I promise.
02:11But now I'm needed indoors, I'm sorry.
02:13Yeah, well, lucky you.
02:15Look, make yourself useful.
02:16Go and see if that's Andy's bike.
02:20Oh, hi.
02:21It's yours.
02:22Hi.
02:23Well, you did get yours mint.
02:24Yeah, sorry.
02:25Thanks anyway, nice try.
02:35Oh, you got cold hands?
02:37Warm heart.
02:39Here.
02:40This reminds me of the time William had the mange.
02:43Oh, it's a wonder your husband didn't get something worse the way he got around.
02:47It's the dog that had the mange.
02:49Here.
02:50Are you sure this is shingles and not kangaroo?
02:53I mean, it's a bit with me.
02:55I'll get hot in bed.
02:57Hasn't nobody come up and washed you?
02:59Michelle's gone back to school.
03:01Pauline was bad all night.
03:04Surely Arthur could give you a lick and a promise.
03:06I'm not revealing myself to Arthur.
03:09I didn't hide behind the wardrobe while I undressed all those years.
03:14When my Albert was alive, just to expose myself to Arthur.
03:19Oh, well.
03:20Times is special.
03:22How do you?
03:24Yeah.
03:24Have you been doing the pub floors?
03:26I've been doing your blisters.
03:28Well, I've seen you slop that mop about.
03:31I don't want drowning.
03:32Oh, beg pardon, Duchess, I'm sure.
03:39Hello, Al. What can I do for you?
03:41Nice water notice to do, thank you.
03:43I thought you could contribute towards a new car dense finding me.
03:45For what?
03:46Or I can report that mop to the police for wrecking my car.
03:49Oh, hang about, Zorba.
03:50Did he take a bite out of your ruddy car?
03:52I want compensation.
03:53Did he chew your paintwork?
03:54He was out of control.
03:55If I report him, they'll put him down.
03:57Yeah, not in front of Rowley, please.
03:59Yeah, and if I get out of control, the only person that's going to be put down is you.
04:02Look, on your back.
04:04We don't owe you a brass father.
04:05No, I'm fine.
04:06Didn't think I was here, did you?
04:07Come here intimidating Angie?
04:10How am I supposed to work without a car?
04:12Dave, do we owe him anything?
04:15No.
04:16Oh, well, I'm glad you was here.
04:24Dad, you can't just sit there.
04:26I'm not.
04:27I'm thinking.
04:28Can't you sit with your hands full?
04:29There's all this washing up to do.
04:31Your mother wouldn't be in this state if it wasn't for me.
04:36Look, we all know the facts of life, Dad.
04:38And parking your bum there's not going to help, is it?
04:40Her up there is depressed.
04:42Reckon she's staying put and let the world cave in without her.
04:45Yeah, well, she's ill, isn't she?
04:46And I'm worried.
04:47We're all worried.
04:49Yeah.
04:50Sorry, Cheryl, sorry.
04:53Only I was looking forward to this kitty.
04:55Well, we don't know she's lost it yet.
04:57Oh, when?
04:58This one'll go and all.
05:00Nobody wants to stay.
05:02And I'm invisible, am I?
05:04Look, Mark's just selfish leaving us to worry.
05:07He'll be all right.
05:09Of course, he doesn't have to do all this washing up, does he?
05:11I'll leave that show.
05:12I'll do it.
05:14You're young.
05:15You should be out enjoying yourself.
05:17We don't want to be with you, Dad.
05:18I don't know.
05:19You do your best.
05:21But no, he's not good enough.
05:25And she said I had cold hands.
05:28Well, oh, William never complained.
05:32Here.
05:32Don't strain yourself, will you?
05:34Your family's on its knees.
05:36Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
05:39Fiddled, Ethel.
05:40And I'm not musical.
05:41Well, you're not anything, are you?
05:42I thought you be all stacked together.
05:44We are together.
05:45What?
05:46Your poor old gran up there, whiffing to eye everything.
05:49She won't let me near her.
05:51Oh, excuses.
05:53Doesn't no one care about the poor old lady no more?
05:56I'll go, Dad.
06:09That's it, you see?
06:10Oh, I'm not in here.
06:11I found it.
06:12I reckon it's Andy's.
06:12Well, I'll take it back to you in a minute.
06:14I want to see you first.
06:16No, I'm calling you off sick.
06:17I'm double busy, all right?
06:20Well, tell me now you're here, then.
06:22It's nothing.
06:23A big nothing.
06:24Well, what idiot said the weight of a man's heart's through his stomach?
06:27I don't know.
06:28But it's true.
06:30Greedy.
06:30What's the weight of a girl's heart?
06:32Like my old man, she thinks me cooking's stupid.
06:34You're a great little cook.
06:35Oh, yeah.
06:36Super cooking me penny.
06:38Mum and Dad's right though, isn't he?
06:39Ain't exactly macho, is he?
06:40Well, then like your dear father, she ain't got no taste.
06:44Sharon must have said she don't like.
06:45Sharon?
06:46Oh, no wonder you're having trouble, do you?
06:48She was born with an heart defect.
06:50She ain't got one.
06:54Did you manage to get any?
06:56Oh, he's going to have got a bath this afternoon.
06:59Yeah.
06:59Here.
07:01Is this all?
07:02I mean, this isn't going to go very far.
07:03Come on you and cheer up.
07:05Go back to Stonewall.
07:13Is there no one else on?
07:15Unless the midgets, no.
07:17And it won't be speaking.
07:19You realise you've got me and Kelvin are from the wrong foot?
07:21I mean, everyone's suspicious now.
07:23I suppose you made up when you've got Kelvin alone.
07:25Look, it's going to be different with me and Kelvin.
07:27I mean, different to all the grubby going on around here.
07:30It's sex made.
07:31Must be something in the water.
07:33I have two and and four cheese.
07:35Mum's gone into hospital, she might lose her baby.
07:37You won't see much of Kelvin then, will you?
07:39You mix it, Sharon.
07:40Watson will kill you.
07:41Two and.
07:44What's that?
07:45A cheese roll, see?
07:46Two laps of Britain, a bit of mousetrap.
07:47Another bracelet.
07:49Where did you get it?
07:50Mum gave me it.
07:51Angie gave you that?
07:52Yeah.
07:54I should have been more help with her, really.
07:55I shouldn't bother, Sharon.
07:56I reckon parents are big enough to help myself.
07:58I know.
07:59So, cheers.
08:00See you, Sharon.
08:08It's a bit early for a smoke, isn't it?
08:10Oh, wait up.
08:11Closing time, eh?
08:12I can't bother, Sharon, eh?
08:13It's just everything else in front, isn't it?
08:15Any time you got back to school, darling?
08:17Come along.
08:20Bye-bye.
08:22Bye-bye.
08:22Shall we go?
08:23It's all right.
08:24There you are.
08:25Hey, here we are.
08:27Maybe you'd better open your tool and cough up some cash towards by our man's motor, or
08:31we'll go to the police.
08:32Good.
08:33Then we'll come with you.
08:34And they can check everybody's tax and insurance and see if Romy's the only one got his licence
08:37in order.
08:38You can put that in your tea and then boil it.
08:43Well done.
08:45I can't have no tartan to do with my fella, can I?
08:49Oh, hello.
08:50Uh, I think you'll find you quite handy.
08:52I told Kelvin, it's not mine.
08:54Or is that your game?
08:56One of your little friends nicks my bike and then you'll come back and taunt me with
08:59that scrappy...
09:03Oi.
09:04Running near any cars lately?
09:06Glad you can laugh about it.
09:07Well, neighbours have got to be friends, don't they?
09:09Anyway.
09:09I'm seeing a better car later on, but it's just a question of the readies.
09:13You know what I mean?
09:14I can't get you the money that quick.
09:15No, of course not.
09:16But I don't have to leave a bit on account just to show my good faith.
09:19I know the bloke and he trusts me.
09:21All right.
09:23I'll give you 20 now.
09:25And 20 next week.
09:29Once you notice.
09:32A man can always fool the wife.
09:38Have you had any sleep?
09:40All in was up all night.
09:41I've been up to the hospital twice already.
09:44Will it me?
09:45No, no, Paddy, no.
09:47I've got to look after me own, haven't I?
09:49Keeps me mind off things.
09:52She's just lying there.
09:53With a machine going bleep bleep bleep with the baby's heart.
09:56And we're all just waiting.
09:58Hoping he won't be born too soon.
10:00You were stupid to look at the pins going so long.
10:02Andy, he's upset.
10:04It's about time some more people got upset.
10:06About men who don't take childbirth seriously.
10:09It's left to the likes of me to clear up the mess,
10:11dry the tears when things go on wrong.
10:14I've seen Pauline working herself silly.
10:17Andy, next time do your washing at home, eh?
10:19You can't afford a washing machine just yet.
10:21Oh, you really know about suffering, don't you?
10:26Michelle never finished me off.
10:28Well, I'm here now. Here.
10:31Uncover the leg, ma'am. I want to get up to the hospital.
10:34Never.
10:36Uncover that leg, ma'am.
10:38Oh, God help me, I'll finish you off.
10:42That's, uh, 34 pants, please.
10:44Thanks.
10:51There you go. Thanks.
10:52Oh dear, I just fancied some fish paste for my tea. Here.
10:56Mm-hm. Oh.
10:57It's all right, Saeed. I'll do it.
10:58Here you are, dear.
10:59Just stack the top shelf for me, would you? I can't reach.
11:02Here you are.
11:02Thanks.
11:08Oh.
11:10Bye.
11:11Ah.
11:16No one to help a poor old soul marooned in an uncomfortable chair.
11:23I'm watching, Mrs. Bill. All on your own.
11:25Oh, I ain't got nothing. I've got no life savings, if that's what you think.
11:29Oh, it's me, Mrs. Bill. Kelvin.
11:31Here, come over here in the light.
11:34Oh.
11:35Sorry.
11:35You all look the same to me.
11:38Oh.
11:39You're the one that keeps me shell out late at night, aren't you?
11:42Well, she's gone up to the hospital to see her mum. You've missed her.
11:45I hope it's good news, eh?
11:47I thought you was a burglar.
11:49You black boys ain't usually up to no good, are you?
11:52I'm sorry you're not well.
11:54Oh, you can't blame an old lady for getting the wind up, can you?
11:57I hope the bister's ghost.
11:58Here, come on. Hang on. Hang on.
12:00Here, you can talk to me. Keep me off the street.
12:02Here, come and sit here. I ain't gonna eat you, am I?
12:06Well, how should I know? You thought I was gonna rob you.
12:09And how do I know you're not after something, too? Me body?
12:12Oh, in my days, whites and blacks kept themselves.
12:17They didn't go mingling.
12:19Oh, if it bothers you that much, you can sit on the sofa there.
12:26You know, son, you're the first person in a long time
12:30that thought I still had it in me.
12:32At my age.
12:34Well, you're not the first one that thought I was a thief.
12:36Oh, don't be umpy.
12:38I can't help the way I was brung up any more than you can help being black.
12:43Michelle's told us all about you.
12:46Help your dad, don't you?
12:47Oh, nice boy.
12:50Well, as you're such a good boy, you can help me.
12:55Come a bit nearer.
12:57Come a bit nearer.
12:57Let me put me arm round your shoulder.
13:00Oh!
13:01Right.
13:03That's it.
13:04Are you off up the roller disco or what?
13:06I want to get up to me own dear labby.
13:08I'm fed up with that pan thing.
13:13What are you doing downstairs?
13:14Well, us fields can't stick together if I'm up there, can they?
13:17Come to think I haven't been much help.
13:20Unlike young Kelvin here who's been helping an old lady in her air of need.
13:26Yeah, well, I'm here now.
13:29I've got me something nice, Mum.
13:30Love you, darling.
13:31Good.
13:34Not that crap again.
13:36Dad, it's romantic.
13:37Romance ain't dead yet, is it?
13:38Dad?
13:39What's wrong, Eddie?
13:40No sweat.
13:41No, no, no.
13:42Excuse me.
13:44Hey, Dad.
13:44I bet it was you who chose me a bracelet, wasn't it?
13:46Thanks for the thanks, lad, but it wasn't out of me.
13:48It was your mum.
13:49She gets your ideas now and again.
13:51Your mum and dad really care, don't you?
13:53They're getting divorced.
13:54Well, not yet anyway.
13:55It's a bit tough here at the moment, Kelvin.
13:57There's always summer.
13:58I'm worse off than you.
13:59Me.
14:00I am the doctor, do you know?
14:01We ain't got no real kids getting men together.
14:03But my men together, that's the point.
14:07Look, Tony, I'm sorry.
14:08I had to give the bracelet away.
14:11You give everything away, they'd freely do it.
14:14I'm no different to you, am I?
14:17I don't know what a present was.
14:18It meant something.
14:23I don't quite know how to put this, Stan.
14:26If you could try and see it my way.
14:28Do you reckon I should dig deep into my pockets
14:30and come up with some cash towards Ali's motor on account of rolling?
14:34How did you know?
14:34Because Ali and his missus have just been asking the same question.
14:37Ange, don't glare at the customers, it puts them off.
14:40I've got to go anywhere.
14:41Bye, Tom.
14:42Dad!
14:42Me too.
14:43I'm sorry, son.
14:44I don't feel like it right now.
14:46See you.
14:49Well, watch out.
14:50Is your missus checking up on you?
14:51Oh, it's all right, darling.
14:52We don't fight.
14:53Saeed, I didn't know you were here.
14:56It's then I wanted.
14:58Your husband's already asked them.
14:59Regrettably, the answer's no.
15:02How am I going to pay soon now?
15:04I've given her some, but it's not enough.
15:07Ali's expecting money from me too.
15:11That means they get paid twice.
15:13And they've both been in here trying it on with us.
15:15Dear oh dear, isn't me?
15:16There are some naughty people about, aren't there?
15:18Really devious.
15:19And they think no one's going to notice.
15:21Yeah, of course.
15:24Sharon, must you keep playing the same record?
15:31Oi!
15:33You avoided me or what?
15:36It is tomorrow we're going out, isn't it?
15:38I'm sorry, Helvin.
15:39Mum's still going to be in hospital.
15:41That's it, is it?
15:42That was being in love.
15:44But it'll only be for a few days.
15:45What can't your dad say to you, Mum?
15:47Well, it'd still be grand, wouldn't it?
15:49Well, the mate of Uncle Pete's reckons he spotted Mark,
15:51so Dad's had to go up west to check it out.
15:54Well, I hope Mark appreciates you looking for him.
15:56Yeah, I hope so too.
15:58But we'll go out tomorrow, I promise.
16:01Yeah.
16:02If I disappeared, no one'd notice.
16:04I would.
16:05Nay.
16:06Something had come up indoors.
16:08And me Dad, well, he'd be too busy with some woman.
16:10And me Mum's only going to take me sister off on holiday, ain't she?
16:15If I'd die, no one'd miss me.
16:18I think I'll go at the arcade.
16:19Oh, Sharon, must you? It's not very nice there, is it?
16:22Back than hanging around pubs, innit?
16:24Naughty.
16:25Cheers.
16:26Oi, look, go easy on the bar stop.
16:28We've not even eight o'clock yet.
16:29Cool, they say it's women who lay.
16:34Just go easy.
16:36We had a skimple at lunchtime as it was.
16:37Dane, I just want a liquid pick-me-up.
16:40It'll top you up, more like.
16:42Look, I just want to put a little fizz and sparkle back into my drab a little life.
16:45Drab?
16:46Compared to the majority around here, you have pretty cushy.
16:49Yeah.
16:55I don't know what the trouble is with you these days, Ralph.
16:58One of the time you used to take money like a good one.
17:00We had a competition, me on this till, you on the other one.
17:03I swear by the end of the session I'd wipe the floor with him.
17:06You wouldn't want to lay money on it, would you?
17:07Do you want to try it?
17:08Oh, forget that.
17:09You're just chicken, ain't you?
17:10Just can't rise to the challenge.
17:14Where's the drink?
17:16The shiner.
17:17I'll put it there.
17:19You couldn't have done, could you?
17:20I swear, I'll put it there.
17:21You know, you put it next to the table.
17:26Who's nicked it, then?
17:27You've finished it.
17:28I didn't, did I?
17:30You must have.
17:34Cheers.
17:35Cheers.
17:36Cheers.
17:44Cheer up, troopy drawers.
17:45Thought I'd find you in here.
17:47Yeah, it's becoming my second home, innit?
17:49Come on, it's not that bad.
17:51Homeless is a mess, mate.
17:52Look, you're coming at the arcade, you're going to sit in here feeling sorry for yourself.
17:56I'm skin.
17:57I'm not playing it on with a trowel.
17:59Do you know, my dad's too busy even to talk to me.
18:01The thing's on his mind, I expect.
18:03Yeah, birds.
18:04I bet there's some bird at the bottom of all this.
18:07We usually are, aren't we?
18:08We're nothing but trouble.
18:09Ask me, Dad.
18:10Where's Michelle?
18:11At home.
18:12And that's another thing.
18:13Oh, here we go.
18:13Why can't I keep my pig mouth shut?
18:15Yeah, she's too busy and all.
18:17Oh, Kelvin.
18:18You're fed up with this act.
18:20It's not an act.
18:22Anyway, I didn't ask you to come in here.
18:24Charming.
18:25Look, I'll tell you something, shall I?
18:26Your dad will be back to his normal self any day now.
18:28Take my word for it.
18:30What do you mean?
18:31Well, your dad's bird.
18:33What about her?
18:34Well, it's over.
18:35What's over?
18:36Well, whatever was on is off.
18:38Do you know this bird then?
18:40No.
18:42Well, what are you talking about, Sharon?
18:44Do you know something I've done?
18:45Look, I just know.
18:46Feminine Intuition, that's what it's called.
18:49I can tell.
18:50She was probably married.
18:51Who?
18:51And then went back to her husband.
18:53That's what I reckon.
18:54Nice to know there's some romance left in the world.
18:57No.
18:58You wouldn't do that.
18:59How do you know?
19:00Because I know him and he wouldn't.
19:02I think he was a bit of a dark horse, your old man.
19:04Nothing personally, of course.
19:05You're wrong.
19:06Suit yourself.
19:07I'm off to the arcade.
19:11Hey, Sharon.
19:21Thank God for that.
19:22We never seem to get any time to ourselves, do we?
19:25I'm bushed.
19:26Am I getting old or am I getting old?
19:28Come and have a drink.
19:30Nah.
19:31I reckon we ought to catch up on our beauty sleep.
19:33Yeah, and you're lovely as you are.
19:35You know, when I first set eyes on you, I thought you was the sexiest thing on two legs.
19:40And what do you think of me now?
19:42Well, you're the full set now, aren't you?
19:46Come and have a drink.
19:53If someone had shown a photograph as we are now when we first met, what would we have done?
19:58Would we have stuck together or moved on?
19:59I'd have stuck with you.
20:00Would you?
20:01For better or worse, eh?
20:02Nah, nah, nah, nah.
20:03That's just a contract like we have with the brewery.
20:04And look at the liberties we take with them.
20:06Yeah, but you're not seeing Jan anymore now, are you?
20:08I don't want to talk about that.
20:10Well, there you are then.
20:12I don't want to share you with anyone.
20:14Den, you make me sound like the bleating co-op.
20:16No, this is straight.
20:18It might not have been fairer with Jan and I, but I'm not having you playing around.
20:21No, Dennis.
20:23Them's the rules.
20:24Yes, Dennis.
20:25Is that it?
20:26Dennis, what am I supposed to do to convince you?
20:29It was nothing and it's over.
20:31Okay, okay.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:35Look, when you first started seeing Jan, I wanted you more than anything else in the world.
20:40But no matter what I did, you didn't want to know, did you?
20:44So I kept trying harder.
20:46I tried to dazzle you.
20:48I've been twinkling away like a little beacon trying to attract you.
20:51What happens?
20:53Other men notice me.
20:54It's natural, isn't it?
20:55I can't work behind the bar with a paper bag on me head.
20:58But it don't mean to say I'm up for grabs.
21:00No.
21:01I suppose not.
21:03Still didn't get what I was after though, did I?
21:07And Dennis Watts, have you ever known me not get what I was after?
21:12Never.
21:13Well, there you are then.
21:15Yeah, well, we can't hang around wasting electricity, can we?
21:36Afternoon, sir.
21:37And a very nice one it is too.
21:38I was asleep.
21:40All right, for some.
21:41Well, sir, while you were kipping, we found your bicycle.
21:44It's down the station.
21:45I work shifts.
21:47Do you know how lucky you are to get it back, sir?
21:49Do you know how hard it is to sleep in this square?
21:51With motorbike job, with dustman and Sherlock Holmeses.
21:55Sorry, thanks.
21:59Well, if it isn't our local joyriders.
22:01Have you tried to take money from both of us?
22:04Yeah.
22:04Feeding.
22:05Must be some mistake.
22:06Have a cuppa.
22:07She was giving Sue money and I was giving you money.
22:10Can't mention what you was after from your den.
22:12I didn't know Naomi was giving you money, Sue.
22:15You should have said.
22:17Ali, you know how we live.
22:19The hours we work.
22:20We've nothing.
22:21You hit my car.
22:22Which wasn't taxed or insured.
22:24You weren't insured either.
22:26So that makes us both criminals.
22:28Look, you can't blame me for trying it on.
22:30Life's like that.
22:31Hard.
22:32We don't all have to live in the jungle, though, do we?
22:36So who is going to pay for my car?
22:39You've got all you're going to get.
22:41So what you're going to do?
22:43Go to the police?
22:46Mum, put on killing time.
22:48No, put on something else.
22:49I'm sick to the back cheek of that one.
22:53The punches.
22:56I said a pint.
23:00Sorry, I didn't hear you.
23:02And a packet of crisps and a bracelet.
23:04The crisps I can do.
23:06The other, I'm sorry.
23:07You were free enough for the other when it suited you.
23:10It takes two, didn't it?
23:11You'd get over it.
23:11Just give me the bracelet.
23:13Oh, sorry.
23:14No can do.
23:15Why?
23:16Keeping it for services rendered?
23:20I knew there was money in your house.
23:22Yeah.
23:22Been raking down the cracks in the floorboards.
23:24Oh, as bad as that, I think.
23:26I'll have this one on me.
23:27I'm celebrating them.
23:28Don't ask me why it's between me and the bedpost.
23:29Not on me.
23:30I could do with a bed.
23:31I've got a cold coming on.
23:32Oh, well, it's great for a cold coming.
23:34Shut up.
23:34I can't believe it.
23:36I can't believe it.
23:37I can't believe it.
23:40I can't believe it.
23:40I can't believe it.
23:41The baby?
23:42Still touching me.
23:44Any news of Mark?
23:46Nah.
23:46Went up west again.
23:47False love.
23:49There you are, Arthur.
23:50How's Pauline here?
23:51Oh, hello, Doc.
23:52I was up there earlier.
23:54She's itching to come home, of course.
23:55That'll cramp your style a bit, won't it?
23:57I mean, you won't be able to get in here so much when Pauline's home.
24:00I don't know how your doll money runs to it.
24:03Look, Doctor, you're more than welcome to administer to my wife and mother-in-law.
24:07It's your business after all.
24:09But me?
24:09I ain't sick.
24:11All right, I am sick.
24:12Sick of people like you looking at me squint-eyed.
24:15Yes, I have had a drink.
24:17One drink, courtesy of Den.
24:19Jumper, courtesy of my poor lost son.
24:21Pants and shoes, courtesy of Oxfad.
24:23And now I'm gonna paint my Ma's blisters, courtesy of the devil himself.
24:27Cos he, and only he, knows what I'm going through.
24:47Oh, you shouldn't have flowers, would've done.
24:50Typical.
24:51Make a joke of everything.
24:52This is serious.
24:53No, it's a bike.
24:54My bike?
24:55Catch yourself lucky.
24:56Some people don't have one.
24:58Bent or otherwise.
25:00I've hardly had a wink of sleep.
25:02I've dashed up to the police station and they might as well not have found a blooming thing.
25:05Then take it back.
25:06Donate it to the Police Benevolent Fund.
25:08Debs, I think you're blind.
25:10Well, myopic at least.
25:12And don't throw your medical jargon at me.
25:14You're short-sighted.
25:15This square's falling apart.
25:17It's not even safe anymore.
25:19Has that virus affair been poking around?
25:21No, it's the people.
25:22They've gone rotten.
25:23I thought you were being serious.
25:25We shut ourselves away in here fighting damp and decay.
25:29New plaster here, draft explorer there.
25:31Pictures paint like we can shut them out.
25:34But they'll get in sooner or later.
25:36Burglars won't find much here.
25:37You're deaf and all, that's not what I'm talking about.
25:39Then say what you mean.
25:41Debs, how would you like our kiddies to play out there?
25:44There's hooligans, punks, winos, junkies.
25:47All the riff-raff you can find out there on a doorstep.
25:50You don't think aluminium windows will keep them out, do you?
25:52Not everyone's like that.
25:54Who is around here who's like us?
25:56Where are our friends?
25:57You used to say we didn't need anyone else.
26:00Well, we don't.
26:00Not yet.
26:02But what happens when the decorating's finished?
26:04That won't be long.
26:04What do we do then?
26:05And we can't just hide underneath the duvet.
26:08Then there won't be any kids to worry about, okay?
26:11End of problem.
26:17You silly clown.
26:19Who's going to look after you when you're scalded after Deb, eh?
26:21I'm helping me, Ian.
26:22Ian?
26:23Yeah, we was waiting for you.
26:26Ian very kindly cooked our tea for us.
26:30They could stop your ranting and sit down.
26:32You did all this?
26:33Yeah.
26:34Give Michelle his chief washer up, wouldn't you believe?
26:35You clever boy.
26:37Look, Mum, all the trimmings.
26:38You don't have to look at all the trimmings.
26:40My mouth's been watering this half-half hour.
26:43Now, sit down.
26:45Absolute friends.
26:46Oh, Mum.
26:47Well, we can't forget them, can we?
26:49Even if they can't be here.
26:52Oh, there is one we have forgotten.
26:54Not therefore.
26:54Not this afternoon.
26:55No.
26:57Michelle's Kelvin.
26:57I've been.
26:58I've been a bit short with them.
27:00Now, go on, Michelle.
27:02Up and get in before this lot gets cold.
27:04Yeah, be quick or we'll have eaten it.
27:13Come on, son.
27:14I'll buy you a takeaway.
27:16Kelvin, Gran's invited you to tea Ian's cooked here.
27:18Come on.
27:18Oh, sorry, Dad.
27:20Better save it for tomorrow.
27:32Give us a pint of beer to please, shall we?
28:04There's another visit to Albert Square on Thursday evening at the same time, seven o'clock.
28:19Oh, my God.
28:20Let's see.
28:20Bye well.
28:29Thanks, Jesus.
28:29Liu, can right?
28:29This is coming.
28:29What are you afraid of?
28:31Do you want something out?
28:32I..
28:38Go reach here.