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00:00:10In Britain we all like a bad boy though don't we?
00:00:13More than 20 million of us choose to spend our evenings in front of the telly
00:00:17I don't know why he's acting like this!
00:00:19Oh, shut up yourself!
00:00:22Crikey!
00:00:23Oh no!
00:00:25We're going behind closed doors into living rooms across the country
00:00:29She's playing her like a two bob fiddle
00:00:32To find out what people really thought
00:00:34Asparagus!
00:00:35She's dead!
00:00:36I'm Spartacus!
00:00:38No!
00:00:38No!
00:00:39I hope this show never ever ever ever ends
00:00:42About what was on in the last seven days
00:00:45Oh!
00:00:47Get off!
00:00:54Ten years ago we met the Michael family
00:00:57Retired hotelier Andrew, his wife Caroline and their two children
00:01:02Oh my god!
00:01:04Do not!
00:01:04No!
00:01:05I have to
00:01:08You've got half your dinner down your chin
00:01:11In Liverpool we also met husband and wife Leon and June
00:01:17In Brighton we met hairdressers Chris and Steven
00:01:24Gingy Minch
00:01:26And in Derby we were introduced to Sid Siddiqui and his three sons
00:01:31Is it food did you say?
00:01:33Yeah it's quite nice
00:01:34Alright, starting
00:01:35Over the last ten years there's one show that puts a spring in our step in the cold winter months
00:01:41And that's Strictly Come Dancing
00:01:44Oh yeah!
00:01:46God!
00:01:46Oh yeah!
00:01:47He is feeling himself
00:01:50We've enjoyed every shimmy, sashay and sea queen covered samba
00:01:54Oh my god he's amazing I'm in love
00:01:57Back in 2013 a TV legend was in charge
00:02:02Well our next couple is Susannah Reid and her partner Kevin Clifton
00:02:11She's always trying to show her legs on breakfast television
00:02:14I tell you what if I had legs like her I'd show them
00:02:16You have you've got better legs
00:02:18Yeah
00:02:20Twist it
00:02:21Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
00:02:26Here we go, loop doo doo
00:02:30Shake it out, baby
00:02:33Here we go, loop doo doo
00:02:35Come on and let me see her shake and tell me
00:02:38appliances
00:02:39Come on and see her shake and tell me
00:02:44Come on and let me see your shakin' tail fill up
00:02:49She's dead
00:02:50Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
00:02:53She's dead
00:02:54Shake it, shake it, shake it, baby
00:03:01She's dead
00:03:02She fell over
00:03:04She wanted to show you her knickers, you see
00:03:06She tries to do that on breakfast television
00:03:10Stepping out on the dance floor has always taken some balls
00:03:13And none more so than this fella
00:03:20That's brilliant
00:03:21It's so good
00:03:26Is this really a salsa, is it?
00:03:28Probably not
00:03:38Oh my god
00:03:40I like that though, I like that
00:03:42It looks like a penguin
00:03:47This has got to be a ten
00:03:55Oh my god, that was amazing
00:04:00I love that, every single second of it was absolute strictly gold
00:04:09Of course strictly wouldn't be strictly without the jaw-dropping costumes
00:04:16Shit
00:04:17Shit
00:04:18She looks like a toilet roll holder
00:04:19Oh, look at Eve
00:04:28You know what, Anton, flying out your flaps with a pair of maracas, do you?
00:04:31This has got to go
00:04:36Oh, he's gyrated
00:04:38Cat in7
00:04:40Alejandro
00:04:42It's caught
00:04:43He just grabbed it
00:04:47This is Raw- Cayman's mom
00:04:49He's just a birdie and a birdie who goes nowhere
00:04:51He knows if every lover's ready and how to go
00:04:52At least she's doing something with her life, Mary
00:04:55I'm a hot, I've gone to my front of me
00:05:00Oh dear
00:05:04What is Anton doing here?
00:05:06A mess
00:05:10Sometimes things got a bit steamy
00:05:12As some saucy celebs set our pulses racing
00:05:16Dancing for Samba
00:05:17Judy Love and Graziano Di Prima
00:05:20Judy's gonna be good at the Samba
00:05:21She's got the bus for it
00:05:23Shake that ting, miss, kanakana
00:05:25Shake that ting
00:05:26Go on, Judy, she's really giving it something
00:05:29Go on, Judy
00:05:33Hey, Willie Bob
00:05:35Willie Bob
00:05:38Oh
00:05:39She stuck her bottom out
00:05:41Yeah
00:05:42And he looked directly at it
00:05:44Do you see the moves that she put in there?
00:05:57You see technical moves?
00:05:59Yeah, back it up. Yeah
00:06:01Willie Bob
00:06:03Why your pum pum
00:06:06Technical stuff right there
00:06:08But in 2021
00:06:10There was one dance that really took our breath away
00:06:14Every melody is timeless
00:06:16Now your song
00:06:18Nice
00:06:19It's as though he's just picking up
00:06:21A banana
00:06:23She's so light
00:06:24A banana?
00:06:25Yeah, she's so light
00:06:26Doesn't resemble a banana
00:06:27I know
00:06:27If you want the truth
00:06:31Oh
00:06:31Oh, it's very romantic, isn't it?
00:06:36Oh, so low
00:06:38Pumping there, this
00:06:39They're having fun, look, aren't they?
00:06:41Yeah, they are
00:06:49That is close
00:06:50Look at them, look at each other
00:06:52They actually look in love, don't they?
00:06:54Yeah, they do
00:06:58How is she so on time? Unbeat?
00:07:01God, I'd be like a herd of elephants
00:07:04I'd be clodopping about the stage if it were me
00:07:07And when you've got your ear
00:07:09Oh, look at that
00:07:10So if you want the truth
00:07:15They've stopped the music
00:07:19Hands over his ears, is he?
00:07:23What's going on?
00:07:24This is her world
00:07:29Isn't that lovely?
00:07:35Oh, this is the bit for the...
00:07:36This is the bit for the deaf people
00:07:46Get in there!
00:07:48How good is that?
00:07:49That's incredible
00:07:49Isn't that beautiful?
00:07:56You can't help but smile watching this
00:07:59I know, it's just dead lovely, isn't it?
00:08:02I did not let go
00:08:04Oh, Christ
00:08:06Oh, that's taboo, isn't that?
00:08:10That's ridiculous
00:08:11This is my favourite ever Strictly Dance that I've ever watched
00:08:16I think it's the best one ever
00:08:21Oh, you want to hear some tunes?
00:08:23I want you to help me pick out the best tune
00:08:25Oh, you want to hear some tunes?
00:08:26All right
00:08:26Best friends, Mary and Marina
00:08:32La, la, la, la, la, la
00:08:36La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
00:08:42Lalalala, la, la, la, la, laa, la, la
00:08:44Woo!
00:08:46Oh, that's nice
00:08:47Like that one?
00:08:48Yeah, I like the first one first
00:08:58that to now in that nice I bet that's lovely you could sit here all day playing
00:09:04with it over the last decade we've seen some comings and goings at number 10 with
00:09:14five Tory prime ministers making it their home I don't know why anyone wants a job
00:09:19it's like a yeah it's just like a dead-end job that it's a poison chalice yeah it's like being
00:09:24Chelsea manager yeah at the helm back in 2013 was David Cameron yes the land of despair was labor
00:09:33but the land of hope is Tory oh why haven't they thought of that the land of hope and Tory
00:09:42but even David had some skeletons in his closet the most shocking claim referred to an induction
00:09:48ceremony for a university social club involving a dead pig's head it's hearsay that when he was at
00:09:54uni or something like that he put his penis into a dead pig's mouth a distinguished Oxford contemporary
00:10:01claims the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal's mouth you've only
00:10:06got one private part of your body haven't you yes well a man has I suppose your back bottom is
00:10:15your
00:10:15private part as well but you couldn't very well well I don't think in this context back into a pig's
00:10:22head
00:10:22you couldn't back in no we got any ham we've got some ham would you like some I'll have a
00:10:28sandwich for
00:10:28tea right after all that blew over David had a bright idea we are approaching one of the biggest
00:10:36decisions this country will face in our lifetimes it looks like it's put on weight to me whether to
00:10:41remain in a reformed European Union or to leave I hope to God they stay in I don't I don't
00:10:47understand
00:10:48it well and then I don't want to vote on something that I don't really truly understand but the
00:10:54referendum result didn't quite go to plan the British people have made a very clear decision
00:10:59to take a different path and as such I think the country requires fresh leadership to take it
00:11:06in this direction he's fallen on his soul it's cost him his whole political career is he going to be
00:11:13remembered for any of the other things he's done no or is he going to be remembered as David Cameron
00:11:18the
00:11:1921st century prime minister who took us out of Europe giving it to go after David was Theresa May
00:11:26but she didn't last that long I will shortly leave the job that it has been the honor of my
00:11:32life to
00:11:32hold oh wobbly voice I do so with no ill will but with enormous and enduring gratitude to have had
00:11:42the opportunity to serve the country I love steady don't you start fucking crying
00:11:53I'll push it three times I still cry
00:11:57Jenny
00:12:00go on a crows Tracer yeah take you and your husband on a crows I'll tell you they're lovely
00:12:06taking over from Teresa was this colorful character with great local schools with fantastic broadband
00:12:24forgive me oh no I can't bear it yesterday I went as as we all must to pepper pig world
00:12:34fucking pepper pig world are you all right Boris I don't know if you've been to pepper pig world
00:12:39who's been to pans I've been who's been to pepper pig world not enough oh god you're not even
00:12:45bothering to try and find his place anymore is there no the notes have gone emails just got out the
00:12:50notes fuck that gone no I've lost it but I loved it and pepper pig world is is very much
00:12:53my kind of
00:12:54place you can just hear the share price dropping in pepper pig world and then out of nowhere we had
00:13:00another new PM Liz Truss I know that we will deliver we will deliver and we will deliver
00:13:08oh dear are you gonna deliver though or not but after crashing the economy we got this fella
00:13:16who's the PM this month it is the greatest privilege of my life where is he looking but there is
00:13:23no doubt
00:13:24we face a profound economic challenge well Richie soon I could just pay some of his money into the
00:13:32economy and fix it all because isn't he like one of the richest people in the bloody world his wife
00:13:37is I will work day in day out to deliver for the British people let's give him the benefits of
00:13:45the
00:13:48I'm sure he'll be fine Natty I'm sure he'll be fine least he understands maths in Leeds I'm treating
00:13:58myself today I'm gonna have a slimming world tea but I thought I'm not bothered if I have snacks
00:14:02because I've lost four pound sisters Ellie and Izzy and what I did to celebrate losing four pound I went
00:14:10straight to Tracy's light bites and got a Spam egg tomato so you walked straight out to out of
00:14:16Slimming World straight into the signage shop literally and I said to him did anyone see you
00:14:22no I went I've just been to Slimming World I said I lost four pounds so I'm celebrating by having
00:14:26a
00:14:26Spam egg tomato sandwich and she went oh they all come in here after love and at breakfast I bet
00:14:32they
00:14:32make a right killing being next door Slimming World yeah we've had all sorts of celebrity chefs
00:14:38tickling our taste buds over the years Nigellissima Italian inspired Christmas
00:14:44Oh it's Nigella Lawson oh you love not Nigella don't you they are well I like a figure right it's
00:14:51turkey
00:14:51time but not quite as we know it she's ever pleased with herself ain't she mind you I look like
00:14:58that I
00:15:14would be sexy jazz music that's playing in the background as well what's this about honestly and
00:15:19finally my syrup slicked jewels beautiful oh yes and now time for the big bird that's two years of
00:15:33Pilates paying off it's a very heavy turkey breast joint I don't even know what I'm looking at right
00:15:40now I really don't who could forget Heston and his wacky ideas before the invention of the wedding cake
00:15:47it was a pie that had pride of place at the wedding feast I do love a pie don't you
00:15:52oh yeah lovely steak
00:15:53one nice steak pie this pie contains all manner of ingredients meat based and here I've got some ox
00:16:01cheeks we braised in red wine and the extra special surprise ingredient lamb's testicles oh get off his
00:16:10scrotum that's disgusting and there we have a blanched demembrane lamb's testicle no I know I know what
00:16:18that is I think my balls are even aching so there is my extraordinary bright pie I bet you when
00:16:27you don't
00:16:27know what's in there and you don't think about it I bet you it tastes really nice it probably does
00:16:31you wait
00:16:31so they know they've got knackers in their mouth even when the world came to a standstill some chefs kept
00:16:38cooking in their own homes I'm just intrigued to see like lockdown Jamie like progress and evolve he's
00:16:46gonna be like 28 days later Jamie towards the end of it isn't he today I'm gonna give you a
00:16:50recipe for
00:16:50an old Oliver classic god he looks like Duncan from blue there we call it the both and burger the
00:16:57both and
00:16:59burger that already sounds meaty don't it do you always get some little close-up to that who's
00:17:02he talking to somebody else filming be inquisitive my gorgeous girl this is what 2020's come to Jamie
00:17:10Oliver filming a cooking show on his mobile with his wife he's still got his pajamas on people just go
00:17:20to pot on lockdown don't they they don't care at all what they wear what do you mean you want
00:17:25a
00:17:25fluffy jumper on yesterday that was pajamas exactly outside well I know but cooking on telly doesn't
00:17:32always go to plan especially when it's live John to road is going to show us how to make his
00:17:38take on
00:17:39McDonald's favorite at home so what are you cooking John he can't see he's blinding himself there with
00:17:48his kitchen lights you've got a little jug of water next to you John the Pete house of fire you're
00:17:59gonna take a jug of water and you're gonna put a little a couple tablespoons of water into the pan
00:18:07John John's not notice at all Philip's not notice come on Phil it like just got the message down his
00:18:14earpiece John turn around man behind you John's not heard him yet there's a delay cooker behind you
00:18:23John John John you're on fire yeah yeah your muffins in the toaster John oh god he's in the laugh
00:18:33fire John oh thank you thank you oh my god holy shit god that's my fire alarm at least he'll
00:18:47have a
00:18:47breakfast muffin for the fire again but there's one queen of the kitchen that has a special place in
00:18:54our hearts few things bring me more pleasure than cooking that's great I'll tell you what Mary Berry
00:19:01is my favorite old lady no sorry second favorite old lady to the queen what about now but there are
00:19:07certain dishes that I just can't get enough of oh I'm surprised you didn't do that there's one dish I
00:19:20like above all others an indulgent Oh a crockman sure oh cheese on toast that's all that isn't it
00:19:28well crock mature or whatever Monture time for the crock test Oh crock test what's a crock test listen
00:19:37to the crunch oh listen to the crunch listen to the crunch that's the fingers that's not the fucking bread
00:19:47oh what's your top set love oh Mary what's she saying oh it's better than sex
00:19:56it's totally indulgent it's a ham toasty totally indulgent oh you naughty mince
00:20:08giles and his wife Mary yes guess who it is it looks very like can I say who it is
00:20:15who I think
00:20:15it looks like no don't tell me don't tell me okay it's someone in the government
00:20:22it's a minister in the government will that help no I don't know who it is who is it okay
00:20:29that's his eye yes that's his eyebrow oh yeah that's his nose and that's his mouth well I don't know
00:20:38say
00:20:38quickly Michael Gove absolute dead ringer it isn't a dead ringer it hasn't got glasses on to start with
00:20:46okay well does it look more like him now yeah it's a bit actually Michael Gove in the last decade
00:20:57there's been some eye-opening things to watch on the telly why are we so fascinated with sex programs
00:21:05because when you really think about it I mean only lasts a couple of minutes doesn't it but not in
00:21:10every household no in a few minutes a couple will enter this box they'll have sex and then immediately
00:21:16afterwards come out and talk frankly about what they did what I think it's an all-new low for
00:21:23television there are no cameras inside it it's a place where our couples can be intimate and have
00:21:28the sex they normally have oh no no I'm not watching I think it's about that no you're not going
00:21:32to see
00:21:33them having sex they're going to be in a box look let's be honest about it is this is one
00:21:38of those
00:21:38shows that I shouldn't be watching it with you do you want me to go or I think we can
00:21:43try it and just
00:21:44not make eye contact so where did you start first of all I assumed a position and he approached me
00:21:53in a
00:21:53loving manner what kind of porn do you watch oh I can't watch this I'm going can you make me
00:22:04a tea
00:22:04let me go I've had bunches of threesomes with my husband and they're great this is ridiculous
00:22:14this is pseudo academic bullshit and it doesn't interest me one way or the other really it's just
00:22:22mild curiosity of such a stupid program not being content with one box in 2017 channel 4 treated us
00:22:31to a row of six can picking a partner based solely on natural beauty could be a grower not a
00:22:37shower
00:22:37help you find the one oh my god what's this what do men and women really find attractive oh look
00:22:44if I
00:22:45was on there that screen would go up and people would draw laughing at the size of my willie they
00:22:49wouldn't pick me or who wants for the picking that which would we do pick me teeth with it
00:22:57during bird said she watched it and somebody else said they watched it and Peggy watches it
00:23:02yeah I'm Peggy's 90 I didn't show 96
00:23:06oh my god oh my god oh what about green I do think that's somebody that looks after themselves
00:23:18I can't fucking look at this I've never seen a circumcised one before oh fucking hell we've got
00:23:25fucking widescreen as well what the fuck's going on 26 year old Alicia has whittled six guys down to
00:23:3455 year old writer Roderick and 31 year old security guard Sam what does he look like he looks
00:23:40like a thumb he's exactly like a thumb but only one can go on that date how extraordinary in fact
00:23:47if
00:23:48you put your thumb next to his head it's identical it's virtually identical sometimes we got a bit too
00:23:55close for comfort I'm meeting couples who stream their sex lives online for money when did it
00:24:02happen that people started thinking it was clever or interesting to be perverts
00:24:10I don't know why I'm so awkward laughing everybody does it but still yeah but it's in your own room
00:24:15you haven't got an audience have you bad enough with a dog watching
00:24:24she could be in the room with them I'd want to get inside the wardrobe yeah and not come out
00:24:28and
00:24:28just like you tell me when it's done maybe rock back and forth with a pillow over my head
00:24:34I was not prepared for the reality of watching a couple have sex she's there just sipping a water
00:24:43you're fucking pound me
00:24:47has she got another bloke in with her it's a dildo oh I thought she had somebody else
00:24:54I thought she had somebody else
00:24:58and sometimes things got a bit saucy in the strangest of places
00:25:02see BB's bedtime story what we watching this for you'll be missing emmerdale soon
00:25:08no I'll miss emmerdale tonight I'll catch up on it later why
00:25:13oh
00:25:17it's a sexy dude from Bridgerton I'm sure we saw his willy in Bridgerton did you
00:25:22fox was just telling me that he's had a bad day today what I'd give to be that fox right
00:25:27now we can
00:25:28all have bad days we can all have bad days he's doing his sexy voice and he's come to bed
00:25:32eyes but
00:25:33it's important to remember that tomorrow will be much brighter pause it Ellie it's like he's staring at us
00:25:39I feel like he's looking into my eyes there are mountains for climbing what type of mountain
00:25:44is he looking to climb anyone he wants babe stiff peaks
00:25:50journeys to take oh I just want to lick the telly makes you feel hot and sweaty just listening to
00:25:57it I get a bit hot under the collar we're listening to myself thunder will rumble and lightning will
00:26:02flash the wind will start blowing and I'll show you my gash
00:26:08it's almost sound like what are you wearing yeah yeah never say that again
00:26:17this is not a toy see a safe and effective way to do with insects
00:26:24let me give them the let me give them the give them this make them know make them know we're
00:26:29here
00:26:29about because they're going to say yeah she's on she's on so they could yeah don't worry about it
00:26:36just when you see so can't I wrap the sellotape and make it be on you could do but then
00:26:41you might burn
00:26:41and they might electrocute the thing there's no I thought light would have come that's what I thought
00:26:51a light I told you not to do it I told you not to touch it throughout the last decade
00:26:57one famous
00:26:59family has dominated the headlines today the queen reached another communications milestone by sending
00:27:05her first tweet with a glove removed and a touch of the screen Elizabeth R as she signs off tweets
00:27:16to
00:27:16mark the opening of this science museum exhibition ah it's a queen oh I love her lots of times old
00:27:23people don't like change but she's embracing it she's got to really hasn't she she's got to move with
00:27:29the time well not really she's the queen she can do what the fuck she likes I don't think you're
00:27:33ever
00:27:33too old to learn something new no you've done very well you're all over the iPad then in 2017
00:27:42came some exciting news for fans of one young prince good evening from Kensington Palace where today
00:27:48Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were all smiles as they announced their engagement to the world oh my god
00:27:56oh how lovely she is just bagged the most oh god the most illegible bachelor ever it was a really
00:28:06nice moment it was just the two of us and um I think I managed to catch it catch it
00:28:09by surprise as
00:28:10well yeah oh smug off smug off you smuggles smug off Meghan and your Botswani and Diamond yeah
00:28:22yeah now being boots on the ground in the UK I'm excited to just really get to know more about
00:28:28the different communities here and also being able to go around to the commonwealth I think it's just
00:28:33the beginning of the oh oh I'd like to go around the commonwealth yeah well don't think we're gonna
00:28:38fucking pay for it we will be though how did she oh yeah I'd just like to have a cruise
00:28:43around the
00:28:43commonwealth myself love but I've got business to run
00:28:50and then in 2018 we settled in for the happy couple's big day
00:28:57it's on it's on I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here I'm here
00:29:13look she's channeling sort of Maid Marian or something isn't she she looks positively Arthurian
00:29:25Harry's face
00:29:26oh steady Mary steady steady
00:29:35try and control your emotions why um but Prince Harry doesn't want us to control our emotions the
00:29:42English way stiff upper lip no no he's just done a whole thing about mental health and saying people
00:29:48shouldn't be controlling your emotions in public well yes you can now under Prince Harry in 2019
00:29:55there was a right royal scandal brewing tonight for the first time Prince Andrew speaks out I can't
00:30:03believe he's doing this he must be mad one of Epstein's accusers Virginia Roberts yeah has made
00:30:08allegations against you oh his head stopped nodding when he heard that name didn't it she says she
00:30:14dined with you danced with you at tramp nightclub in London she went on to have sex with you his
00:30:20face
00:30:20is just set yeah he is I have no recollection of ever meeting this lady oh fuck he's took the
00:30:27fifth
00:30:27amendment yeah I have no recollection he's not saying it didn't happen he's saying he can't remember
00:30:33it and I'd taken Beatrice to uh a pizza express in Woking the 10th of March oh yeah that's the
00:30:43day
00:30:43where it's fancy dragging in Beatrice on it and all she was very specific about that night she described
00:30:50dancing with you and you profusely sweating like a pig she said it smelled of meat feast
00:31:01you had a slice of pizza in your pocket she said a dough ball rolled out of your pocket
00:31:09and in September 2022 37 million of us gathered around the telly to say farewell to her majesty the
00:31:18queen this is how i want my funeral to be i thought you wanted no funeral no i want the
00:31:24whole of
00:31:24london to come to stern still i think you'll be lucky if you get three people
00:31:32look at that it's a good turnout isn't it these people have been in there since
00:31:36i passed state this morning i know what if you wanted to go to toilet where would you go i
00:31:42think
00:31:42there is a toilet i think the instruments of state which were received by the queen at the coronation
00:31:50are received back by the dean of windsor this is very symbolic isn't it and finally the imperial
00:31:58state crown oh my taking it off i don't know why that's really upsetting me oh you always think
00:32:05there that's a crowd for a woman don't you it's um non-binary it's neutral is it yeah this is
00:32:13the
00:32:13problem we don't have a role model now there's nobody of that stature that in our public life that
00:32:23we can what about king charles mary yes a female role model i was thinking of
00:32:31a female role yes we need a female role model i mean
00:32:36who else is there no one i mean she's in comp
00:32:44incomparable but we had 96 years about mary berry oh giles
00:32:55yeah yeah i've got some crisps oh best friends jenny and lee
00:33:03you can't eat that what oh my god it's me face back oh you silly get what it's covered in
00:33:13it it's a
00:33:14face pack it's me look at the lid
00:33:22it's a face mask it was a milk yogurt to keep cold
00:33:28in liverpool wait a minute ah eat over the plate well don't do it yet to the face leon and
00:33:37june
00:33:40look at the eye no oh get up ow stop it
00:33:52that's ridiculous as a nation of telewatchers we love nothing more than settling down for a good
00:33:59old drama love pole dark's really good do you like him june oh yes i like him leon
00:34:09this is better than downton really yeah jamalza what are you wearing
00:34:15uh-oh i found it sir in one of the chests in the library you dared to go rifling through
00:34:23those
00:34:23things i'm sorry sir you never told me i shouldn't look surely that was obvious you're employed as a
00:34:28maid i meant no arm search it's just rotten away in that old box and i thought maybe you might
00:34:33let
00:34:33me wear it take it off now take it off here where in the sea you're taking it he's going
00:34:38to rip it
00:34:38off he's going to rip it off he's going to rip it off it like this
00:34:45it unfastens down the back it unfastens down the back how did you put it on on your own then
00:34:59oh i knew it was going to happen i think he is very good looking i'm not sure how good
00:35:05he is at acting but it doesn't really matter um no because for sunday evenings he's setting pulses
00:35:13this is racing some drama's got us feeling all tense do you want a cushion you sure i don't need
00:35:22that damn cushion i'm a grown man i just don't like horrors
00:35:31oh it shits you up don't don't don't don't i don't even frigging started yet
00:35:43oh no don't say there's something in the room
00:35:48somebody banging is there something going on eh
00:35:59what the hell is that oh christ what's that now oh somebody hanging
00:36:24i don't like it i don't like it i don't like it
00:36:37oh jesus he's not coming back
00:36:40he's coming back
00:36:42oh my god
00:36:57jesus christ almighty i can't do i'm not into that next week i'm not into that
00:37:04what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell what the hell
00:37:07don't fuck off
00:37:10ollie you have
00:37:14and there was one epic series that we just couldn't get enough of
00:37:27i heard people talking about this saying that they've been waiting for years and years
00:37:33everybody is talking about this you're hard pressed to find people not talking about it
00:37:37david beckham even watches it how mad is that
00:37:44anyway
00:37:47do you know i've never seen one what it's amazing not one i'm going to go now
00:37:54where's he coming here's mine can go to other places
00:38:02i'm going to go somewhere else now
00:38:06all right mum are you doing yeah i'll just pop around to see you
00:38:10yeah nah daniel's at home watching game of thrones
00:38:13hey i'll go back to see you later i've just been around my mum's
00:38:20later in a scene we never thought we would get to see
00:38:26you don't understand how long this has been waiting
00:38:32bran came face to face with the evil night king
00:38:38oh my god oh my god
00:38:40the night king wants to kill bran we don't know what the night king wants
00:38:44what does he look like mary i'm afraid he looks very like jeff
00:38:48but there was one drama set in a corrupt cop shop that kept us entertained over the years
00:38:54i cannot wait for this but the thing is it does take over your life because you have to keep
00:38:59notes of
00:39:00who's in we're not having post-it notes in the kitchen again it's not happening we start found
00:39:04age we'll have to find him soon for a freaking hell sorry to ruin your evening boss we said a
00:39:12call
00:39:12from a chis handler submitting information relevant to vela they had information from a what handler
00:39:17did he just say from a jizz handler write down jizz handler jizz handler
00:39:24intel's graded the info 1a on the matrix 1a on the matrix i know it well yeah we need a
00:39:29code book
00:39:30to watch this sodding series all right operation lighthouse read the unsolved murder of gail vela
00:39:37on september 10th 2019 so gail vela that's who's been murdered
00:39:44you're not having that all the way through this i know but by the end i'll have forgotten
00:39:49in another episode di steve arnott was tasked with transporting a high-profile witness connected to
00:39:56the murder of gail vela stand by steve looks hot in that uniform stop don't go there
00:40:10right spill the beans who vanish into witness protection witness protection it's how to get
00:40:17out of jail card yes but he's got to grass on the organized crime group come on it's worth it
00:40:27what was that range over oh there's a car oh someone's coming after them
00:40:35i don't know that there's another one
00:40:42Oh
00:41:29This is right, oh, this is really good this walk already
00:41:41Go on Steve, get in, get the sniper
00:41:46Oh, yes
00:41:47That's my man, that is my man
00:41:53That was sexy, I can't lie
00:41:55That was hot
00:41:56That was hot
00:42:00It's a bit too much still
00:42:02You look good man, how you mean
00:42:04You reckon
00:42:04Yeah, come let me see you
00:42:06Marcus and his partner Misha
00:42:08That's nice, that's nice
00:42:10Turn around, let's have a look here
00:42:12Where?
00:42:13Let me see
00:42:15Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
00:42:16Yeah?
00:42:17Yeah, turn back around, let me see
00:42:19Yeah
00:42:20You reckon I drive the old girls crazy in this
00:42:25In March 2020
00:42:27It was a new threat on a global scale
00:42:29That would dominate the news headlines
00:42:32A British man who was quarantined
00:42:34On the Diamond Princess cruise ship in Japan
00:42:36Has died from coronavirus
00:42:37And they're saying there's nothing to worry about
00:42:39Well there is, by looking at that
00:42:41They've ran out of hand sanitiser in the shops, you know
00:42:43So I've stocked up
00:42:45I've just ordered some on eBay
00:42:46I couldn't get any anywhere
00:42:48I'm going to start wearing a mask as well
00:42:50I'm getting a mask for when I go to New York on the aeroplane
00:42:53And a body bag
00:42:54Just two weeks later, on the 23rd of March
00:42:57It was clear that the situation was critical
00:43:00As the PM addressed the nation
00:43:03The time has now come for us all to do more
00:43:06Oh, here we go
00:43:08You must stay at home
00:43:10Why the fuck didn't he say this
00:43:12In this manner last week
00:43:14Stay at home
00:43:15Protect our NHS
00:43:17And save lives
00:43:19He's working his way through the alphabet of shit though, isn't it?
00:43:23B for Brexit
00:43:24C for Corona
00:43:24Yes, yeah
00:43:25God knows what D's going to be
00:43:27Doomsday
00:43:27Yeah
00:43:28Now on BBC One
00:43:29And it changed the Saturday evening schedule
00:43:31In October 2020
00:43:33After seeing some of the restrictions lifted
00:43:35There was a familiar sense of dread
00:43:37As the PM took to the plinth again
00:43:41Oh, here they come, look
00:43:43Fanboy 3
00:43:44Good evening
00:43:45It's not a good evening, is it?
00:43:46Because you're on the telly
00:43:47And you're late
00:43:48We all know that bloody lockdown's coming
00:43:50So just hit us with it, Boris
00:43:52From Thursday until the start of December
00:43:55December
00:43:57You must stay at home
00:43:58Oh, God, so this is it then
00:44:00England lockdown part two
00:44:02You may only leave home for specific reasons
00:44:04What is it?
00:44:05Shh
00:44:05Including for education
00:44:07That's literally all the parents gone from
00:44:11To
00:44:12For work, let's say if you cannot work from home
00:44:15Oh, not again
00:44:16Oh, don't do this again
00:44:17Oh, God
00:44:18Oh, he's back on if you can't work from home
00:44:20Work from work unless you can work from home
00:44:22He's back on it
00:44:23Go to work if you can go to work
00:44:25But it's not safe to go to work
00:44:26Don't go to work unless you really have to go to work
00:44:28But if you really have to go to work
00:44:29Go to work unless you have to
00:44:31Don't go on public transport
00:44:32Unless you need to go on public transport
00:44:33Try and avoid public transport
00:44:35But you can still use it
00:44:36But it'll still be there to use
00:44:36If you need to go to work
00:44:38But at all costs
00:44:38Try and stay at home
00:44:39Unless you really need to go to work
00:44:40Non-essential shops, leisure and entertainment venues will all be closed
00:44:45You all right?
00:44:47It's just sad in it
00:44:48Because it's just
00:44:50It's just shit for everybody
00:44:53Yeah, it's freaking horrible
00:44:54It's going to just get even worse
00:44:56And more people are going to lose their jobs and things like that
00:44:59It's just awful
00:45:00I don't get upset, kid
00:45:03Don't, she'll set me off
00:45:05But in February 2021
00:45:07Came the news we'd all been waiting for
00:45:10We are standing by for the Prime Minister's news conference from Downing Street
00:45:14Which will start in just a few minutes' time
00:45:16Oh God, I feel really nervous
00:45:18Like, isn't my time off going to come to an end?
00:45:22Yes, it is
00:45:23I can confirm that two weeks from today
00:45:25Monday the 8th of March
00:45:27We will begin step one
00:45:29Oi
00:45:31Step one?
00:45:32What's step one?
00:45:33Schools and colleges across England will reopen
00:45:36Yeah!
00:45:39Thank God for that
00:45:40Because it's driving me mad trying to teach them kids
00:45:43On March the 8th
00:45:44You'll be able to have a coffee on a bench or a picnic in a park
00:45:48With one person outside your household
00:45:51Coffee on a bench?
00:45:54Might have a coffee on a bench on the 8th then
00:45:56Do you know what?
00:45:57I feel all of a sudden
00:45:58I feel all patriotic
00:45:59And like, we got through it
00:46:02We did it
00:46:03Yes, we got the highest deaths in Europe
00:46:06But we did it
00:46:08Ellie
00:46:10Put the Prosecco down
00:46:12The world's reopening
00:46:13And we need a summer body
00:46:16Do you want to come out?
00:46:18I've got five weeks to lose
00:46:19How much?
00:46:20Jerking
00:46:21I've got five weeks to lose
00:46:23Four stones worth of lockdown
00:46:25Yeah
00:46:28In Manchester
00:46:29Do you know what's this you're putting on him here now?
00:46:31It's an anxiety wrap for the fireworks
00:46:33Just calm him down a bit
00:46:34Yeah
00:46:34Say still, we put his jacket on
00:46:36This is so you don't get scared for bonfire night, darling
00:46:39The Malones
00:46:41Dave
00:46:43Right
00:46:47Oh!
00:46:48Oh!
00:46:50Jesus, I felt that
00:46:52Oh, you're not bad, Dave
00:46:57In Brighton
00:46:59Well, that was very successful for our first little walk out
00:47:03She loved it
00:47:04It started raining and I put the little hood up
00:47:07She looks so happy
00:47:10Stephen and his husband, Daniel
00:47:13We had a little promenade
00:47:15Did you bump into anyone?
00:47:16Yeah, everyone was stopping me going
00:47:18Oh, what's happened?
00:47:20I said, oh, she's just getting a bit old
00:47:23And she's got a backache at the moment
00:47:26So we're pushing her everywhere
00:47:29Princess
00:47:29You love it, don't you?
00:47:30Did you like your ride?
00:47:33Did you like it?
00:47:34It's coming along over the people with buggies
00:47:37Like proper mummies with babies in theirs
00:47:39And I was going, hi, you all right?
00:47:41How old's yours?
00:47:42I was like, 13
00:47:46Over the years
00:47:47We've been entertained by lots of animals
00:47:49Great and small
00:47:50And in 2014
00:47:52We were all on the edge of our seats
00:47:54For the Grand National
00:47:57Yaps?
00:47:58Yeah
00:47:58Did you do the bet?
00:48:00Yep
00:48:01They're coming forward
00:48:03No!
00:48:05No!
00:48:06You won't move, number 15
00:48:07Well, I ain't got him
00:48:08Oh, no!
00:48:10Oh, no!
00:48:10Oh, 15, you've got that
00:48:11Smiles won't even go
00:48:13Battle group being led forward
00:48:14Oh, and that grey
00:48:16You haven't picked the wall at one guard
00:48:17But he's going backwards
00:48:19Oh, how embarrassing
00:48:21Battle group has refused to raise goal
00:48:23And way was very slow
00:48:24Here they go!
00:48:25And one of the greys
00:48:26Rose of the moon
00:48:27Was further out
00:48:28Is across the bay
00:48:30And the package is handy
00:48:31No
00:48:31Across the bay!
00:48:32As they come over Foyneavon
00:48:34And the late blue of across the bay
00:48:35Come on across the bay!
00:48:38Woo!
00:48:40Across the bay is left well clear
00:48:43Come on across the bay!
00:48:45Ride that horse, bro!
00:48:47Brom, my God!
00:48:48Ride it!
00:48:49Brom!
00:48:51Come on across the bay!
00:48:52Don't let him catch up on you!
00:48:53There's a couple of loose horses
00:48:54Running across the pack
00:48:56Don't make them jump you around the bay!
00:48:58Don't make them take you!
00:48:59Across the bay leads the way
00:49:01Across the bay!
00:49:02Across the bay!
00:49:03Shut up!
00:49:03Come on across the bay!
00:49:06Brom!
00:49:06Ride that!
00:49:08Ride that!
00:49:08Look, look, look!
00:49:09They are followed by Rocky Creek
00:49:11The package round the inside
00:49:12No, no, no
00:49:13He's just came across
00:49:14He's just came across the winner
00:49:16Of Double Seven
00:49:17And Wayward Prince
00:49:18Across the bay
00:49:19Has been carried
00:49:20Where are you going?
00:49:21It's done!
00:49:22Jesus, where's he going?
00:49:23It's done
00:49:24He's been over there
00:49:24What's he done?
00:49:25He's now head out
00:49:26On their second circuit
00:49:27What's he done?
00:49:29We've also been on a trip
00:49:30To the other side of the world
00:49:32This region
00:49:33Is home to one of the most
00:49:35Remote communities
00:49:36In Australia
00:49:37Hasn't your sister been in Australia?
00:49:38She's there now
00:49:39She's in, like, New Zealand
00:49:41It's the same thing
00:49:42No, it's not
00:49:43Well, it's in Australia
00:49:44Is it?
00:49:45I didn't know that
00:49:46And they have discovered
00:49:48An extraordinary web of life
00:49:50Extraordinary web of life
00:49:53Please don't be spiders
00:49:54They've helped scientists
00:49:55Identify an astonishing
00:49:5746 new spiders
00:50:00Ah!
00:50:01Oh, no!
00:50:02See?
00:50:02Now, no, no, no, no, no
00:50:04I'm getting panicked
00:50:05I was looking at it fine
00:50:06Before now
00:50:07I'm getting panicked
00:50:07You've got arachnophobia
00:50:08I know!
00:50:10Including one
00:50:11Tarantula
00:50:12Oh!
00:50:14That's huge!
00:50:15It's actually
00:50:15Making me tear off
00:50:18Almost every metre
00:50:19Of this floodplain
00:50:21Has a spider burrow
00:50:22Oh, there's fucking loads of them
00:50:24So many legs!
00:50:26So many legs!
00:50:28Oh, there's one there
00:50:29Oh, look, it's right near it
00:50:31Ah!
00:50:32Oh, fucking hell
00:50:34She injects toxic venom
00:50:36Oh!
00:50:37Oh, you heard it crunchy
00:50:39That's you, that
00:50:40Eating a bag of crisps
00:50:41You just seen how
00:50:42It's pierced its skull
00:50:43Dealing the unfortunate victim
00:50:45A final paralysing blow
00:50:48I don't want to be watching
00:50:49A paralysing blow
00:50:50On a Saturday night
00:50:51It's not the kind of
00:50:52Paralysing blow
00:50:53I would like
00:50:53On a Saturday night
00:50:54To be honest
00:50:56But there's one TV legend
00:50:58Who's shown us more
00:51:00Than anyone else
00:51:01Here
00:51:02In her natural habitat
00:51:04Is the web
00:51:06Patricia
00:51:07She likes to drink coffee
00:51:10Smoke cigarettes
00:51:11And fart
00:51:15Marine iguanas
00:51:17Lay their eggs in sand
00:51:21In June
00:51:22When the hatchlings emerge
00:51:23They're vulnerable
00:51:29They must join the adults
00:51:30At the edge of the sea
00:51:32But the journey
00:51:33Will be a dangerous one
00:51:35Well, why don't they just
00:51:36Lay their bloody eggs
00:51:37Near the sea?
00:51:41Oh, a snake
00:51:42Look at that snake coming
00:51:44Oh, God, look at that
00:51:46Racer snakes
00:51:49Oh, shit
00:51:50He's done for
00:51:53Bloody hell
00:51:54Look at the size of the peggers
00:51:58Oh, I don't like this
00:52:00On flat ground
00:52:01A baby iguana
00:52:03Can outrun
00:52:03A racer snake
00:52:06But others
00:52:07Are waiting in ambush
00:52:10Oh, my God
00:52:13Oh
00:52:17Oh
00:52:18Isn't it wicked
00:52:22Oh, it's gone
00:52:23Oh, he slipped too
00:52:31Oh, my words
00:52:33Go, go, go
00:52:35Oh, my words
00:52:39I'd encountered
00:52:40After encountered
00:52:47A near miraculous escape
00:52:50Whoa
00:52:52That was close
00:52:53That's a lucky lizard
00:52:55All that to survive
00:52:56And there's his mother
00:52:57You managed it then
00:52:58You got her home
00:52:59Yeah
00:53:00What took you so long
00:53:01You lit for your teeth
00:53:08Oh
00:53:11Oh
00:53:11Oh
00:53:12Linda
00:53:13And her husband, Pete
00:53:1519
00:53:1720
00:53:2021
00:53:2120
00:53:2220
00:53:22Pete
00:53:24Pete
00:53:24Pete
00:53:25Hello
00:53:25Put the kettle on
00:53:30Have you got any cake?
00:53:32In County Durham
00:53:34It's quite a big collar
00:53:36That actually, isn't it?
00:53:37Believe me, you might be sure
00:53:37He got us into
00:53:38It's a shumper
00:53:38It's got a few
00:53:40They're muffins
00:53:41It's just a jumper
00:53:42With a collar attached
00:53:44So it's like
00:53:45A shirt
00:53:46Jumper
00:53:46Combo
00:53:47Shumper for short
00:53:48Saves on washing
00:53:49And ironing
00:53:51I get them
00:53:52I buy them
00:53:52You won't get us them
00:53:53Oh, I love stuff like that
00:53:54I even got Kirstie to buy him
00:53:56One for Christmas
00:53:57What did you say, Rick?
00:53:58I didn't you buy him
00:53:59Just get him a shumper
00:54:00I said he likes shumpers
00:54:02Over the last ten years
00:54:04We've watched a lot of news
00:54:05And lived through some major changes
00:54:08June, hurry up
00:54:09The news is on
00:54:10Okay
00:54:11I don't need a cracker yet
00:54:14You're not getting a cracker yet
00:54:15I know
00:54:16Back in 2013
00:54:18We lost a global icon
00:54:21Mandela's dead
00:54:22What are you talking about?
00:54:23He's tweeted on my page
00:54:25No
00:54:26Really?
00:54:27He's gone now
00:54:29Mandela's dead
00:54:30Mandela's dead
00:54:32Fellow South Africans
00:54:34Our beloved
00:54:36Nelson Kholilathla Mandela
00:54:38The founding president
00:54:42Of our democratic nation
00:54:44Has departed
00:54:46Oh my god
00:54:47It's just what just happened
00:54:48There are many people who feel
00:54:49That it is useless
00:54:51What a loss
00:54:52Huge loss
00:54:54Huge loss
00:54:54We've watched a businessman
00:54:56Take the world's top job
00:54:58In 2016
00:54:59Donald Trump won the race
00:55:01To become the next president
00:55:03Of the United States
00:55:05I cannot believe it
00:55:06Two million people
00:55:09Criminal aliens
00:55:10Day one
00:55:12My first hour in office
00:55:14Those people are gone
00:55:16I thought it was a Clinton dead search
00:55:18Because I thought
00:55:19That America couldn't possibly
00:55:22Have enough stupid people in it
00:55:24Donald Trump has been cleared
00:55:26Oh I thought he was going to say killed him
00:55:28Of any collusion with Russia
00:55:30Over his election as president
00:55:31In 2016
00:55:33No
00:55:35The Donald comes up
00:55:37Smelling of roses
00:55:38What a surprise
00:55:40There was no collusion with the Russians
00:55:42No collusion
00:55:43No collusion
00:55:44There's no collusion
00:55:45There's no collusion
00:55:46No collusion
00:55:47Every time you open your mouth
00:55:48I'm going to say it
00:55:49Not here
00:55:49No go
00:55:50Like this
00:55:51Your mouth has to be small
00:55:52As you say it
00:55:55No collusion
00:55:55We've seen some momentous moments
00:55:58For our country
00:56:00After decades of campaigning
00:56:01History was made early this morning
00:56:03As the first same-sex couples
00:56:05Were married in England and Wales
00:56:06That's great
00:56:08Yes
00:56:09Isn't it
00:56:09It's really good
00:56:10That's great
00:56:10We've moved into the 21st century
00:56:12At last
00:56:13I'm delighted
00:56:14Yes I'm delighted
00:56:16I probably sound like I'm a lesbian
00:56:18And like I'm so for it
00:56:21I'm
00:56:22I'm just not against it
00:56:24I just don't understand why people
00:56:25Are against it
00:56:27Thank God you've been brought up
00:56:28In a society Amy
00:56:29Where it's accepted
00:56:31Years ago
00:56:33Being gay wasn't accepted
00:56:35People didn't accept it
00:56:36I don't understand why they don't accept it
00:56:38I agree with you
00:56:39It's just like they don't accept
00:56:40Like it's just ridiculous
00:56:42Why they don't accept it
00:56:43I just don't understand it
00:56:45And there was a lot of stuff
00:56:47That just got us all talking
00:56:49Now take a look at this dress
00:56:51If you haven't seen it already today
00:56:52Is it black and blue
00:56:54Or is it white and gold
00:56:55This has been massive on Twitter
00:56:57Why is it on the news
00:56:58Because it's impacted the world
00:57:00It hasn't impacted my life at all
00:57:02The BBC has refused to say
00:57:04Whether it will take any further action
00:57:06Over the Top Gear presenter
00:57:07Jeremy Clarkson
00:57:08After footage emerged of him
00:57:10Allegedly murmuring a racist word
00:57:12Jeremy Clarkson's just a twat
00:57:15What did he say
00:57:15Apparently he said the N word
00:57:18If you listen very carefully
00:57:19With the sound turned right up
00:57:21It did appear
00:57:22That I'd actually used the word
00:57:24I was trying
00:57:25To obscure
00:57:26I was mortified by this
00:57:29Horrified
00:57:29It is a word
00:57:30I loathe
00:57:32He thinks he's above the law
00:57:34This guy
00:57:35He really does
00:57:36He's an ignorant arrogant lout
00:57:39I would not accept his apology
00:57:42He should be dismissed
00:57:43Could this be another example
00:57:45Of a Russian being poisoned
00:57:46On UK soil
00:57:47Oh
00:57:50Whatever's the matter with the world
00:57:52The Russians
00:57:53They love poisoning
00:57:54Don't they
00:57:56The BBC understands
00:57:57That a man in hospital tonight
00:57:58Sergei Skripal
00:58:00A Russian
00:58:01Convicted in Moscow
00:58:02For spying for Britain
00:58:03And now living in the UK
00:58:04Is in a critical condition
00:58:06It must be offered
00:58:07To be a spy
00:58:08And know
00:58:09That you've got to be
00:58:10Looking over your shoulder
00:58:11All the time
00:58:12Yeah
00:58:13And here we are
00:58:14In this lovely little place
00:58:15All content
00:58:16Yeah
00:58:17No worries
00:58:17We are lucky
00:58:19Aren't we lucky
00:58:20I'm glad I'm not a spy
00:58:21No, nor me
00:58:24In Blackpool
00:58:25Yippee
00:58:26You've walked 5,000 steps
00:58:28And made it look breezy
00:58:29Yes, I have
00:58:30What are you on?
00:58:32Pete
00:58:32And his little sister Sophie
00:58:34I've done seven minutes
00:58:36Of exercise today already
00:58:37Don't even know
00:58:38I've done it
00:58:39Make it look easy
00:58:43And it was at
00:58:44Seven minutes past midnight
00:58:46What was that all about?
00:58:49Eww
00:58:49I actually
00:58:50I
00:58:51Eww
00:58:52I don't know what that is
00:58:54That is disgusting
00:59:02That is disgusting
00:59:04It was shorter than that
00:59:06You are red as well
00:59:08Well it can't have been that
00:59:09Because it had only been
00:59:10Three minutes
00:59:13Eww
00:59:13How embarrassing
00:59:16From time to time
00:59:17There was some telly
00:59:18That made us want to nod off
00:59:20I want to show you
00:59:21An amazing tool
00:59:22I've been lent
00:59:23Look at this
00:59:24It's a screwdriver
00:59:26with a sleeve on it
00:59:27And when you slide the sleeve along
00:59:30The end of the screwdriver
00:59:31Becomes slightly smaller
00:59:32Can you believe they're actually zooming in on a screwdriver
00:59:36That's like the action shot in it
00:59:41I don't like it when people are working on stuff and you breathe like funny like
00:59:52So having tightened that if I retract the sleeve the screwdriver comes out
00:59:56That is absolutely fabulous
00:59:58How long is it on for?
01:00:00I don't know
01:00:11I don't know
01:00:28Yeah
01:00:29At the end of this show
01:00:30I'll be like that
01:00:34Like fucking gone
01:00:37Some programmes introduced us to nap inducing hobbies
01:00:41Oh look at this
01:00:44Oh heaven
01:00:45What is this?
01:00:47Making things with your hands
01:00:49It's actually quite nice
01:00:50Do you know with your finger?
01:00:52It's an urge as old as time
01:00:55Oh my God how boring
01:00:57this is going to be so boring knitting crocheting so you've all got a little hook
01:01:04there's your hook and you see it's got a little hook on the end i'm going to put the hook
01:01:07in
01:01:08and i'm scooping it i know this seems so boring but i live for this
01:01:27you can hear a paint drop
01:01:36how is this a show
01:01:44i just had a failure actually because i got a hold of it and it all pulled out
01:02:09one show even set out to teach us how to get a good night's sleep
01:02:14are your devices keeping you up at night yes my devices are keeping me up over nighttime in this
01:02:20episode we'll take a look at what happens to our minds and bodies when we just can't quit our
01:02:25devices i scroll until i can't keep my eyes open anymore and then i turn my phone off i can
01:02:31get
01:02:31sleep easy at night as long as i know there's nothing sweet in the fridge if i know there's
01:02:37half a trifle left that'll bug me until i think i'm just gonna have to get up and have a
01:02:42couple
01:02:42of spoonfuls of it let's begin the exercise by lying flat or at a comfortable recline
01:02:50oh hang on we're here you're comfortable like that baby oh grand i would be even more comfortable
01:02:56if you stopped talking relaxing and sinking down that's it
01:03:03you can't think oh you don't need this jenny you'll fall asleep anyway no but i might get sleep
01:03:08quicker we're going to begin the exercise with a little breathing routine all right i can breathe
01:03:15i normally just do in out in and out so are you ready ready breathing in for four breathing
01:03:27two three four i could only breathe in for two now breathing out for six two three four
01:03:41again just one deep breath in
01:03:46shoo are we gonna sleep when you're sneezing slowly
01:03:52begin to count backwards from a thousand what to zero huh no fuck that i'm not counting back from
01:04:01a thousand i'm tired not trying to fall asleep not trying to fall asleep i thought that's what we're
01:04:07trying to do i know both the body and the mind are getting all the rest that they need
01:04:26i suppose if you had a tape like that that you could just somebody was just talking you'd be that
01:04:31bored you'd go to sleep wouldn't you that's what i think it is you'd just go think please shut up
01:04:36let me go to sleep i know
01:04:41don could you please have some coffee oh
01:04:52oh
01:04:56we've broken the seriously expensive chair
01:05:07oh my god right come on oh for fuck's sake
01:05:16oh no
01:05:17fuck off all right i'm busy repairing the sofa
01:05:23oh you've got to keep it keep an eye on screech
01:05:27why
01:05:28shh shh shh shh grown up
01:05:33the saturday session good evening
01:05:56the saturday session good evening