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00:21You
00:22At this point I say we just stop two dogs and call it a day. You don't mean that. I
00:26don't I mean I want dogs
00:30Lots of dogs. Just two dogs. Lots of dogs. Okay
00:37But a baby a little fat cheek chubby baby my heart you know I know
00:47I just wish this wasn't so hard
00:53Look at me okay someone perfect is gonna walk through the door any minute now and it's
00:58Hi
00:59Sorry am I interrupting
01:05The divine you just
01:07Shh
01:09Hi um sorry about that. Long day. No worries
01:13Um yeah what did you say your name was again? I didn't realize we had anybody else scheduled for today
01:17Yeah, I'm Nicolette. I was actually scheduled for tomorrow, but I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by
01:24Oh, that's okay
01:25Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, we have a long cancellation today. Yeah, just have a seat
01:29Thank you
01:33Um, so I don't know if you know a little bit about us, but my name is now and this
01:36is my wife Romy
01:38Hi
01:38Hi
01:39Hey
01:41Um, so uh tell us a little bit about yourself
01:44Well, I'm from all over really uh I spent a lot of time in New York and then Florida for
01:51a bit
01:51nice
01:54And well now I'm here in Los Angeles
01:57Oh, yeah, and um what do you do for work?
02:00Well, I'm actually planning on going back to school in the fall so I'm I'm not really working right now
02:04But before that I was a well, I am an architect
02:09Wow, that's that's amazing
02:13Thank you
02:15Yeah, um, so do you have a husband or a wife?
02:21No, no husband, no wife
02:25Why?
02:26No
02:26No, I'm just saying she's funny
02:29You know, you're funny
02:30Thank you
02:31Um, no, I've just been focused on trying to build my career so I haven't really had time for much
02:38else
02:40Um, yeah, that's great. So can I ask you why why they're busy?
02:44Well, although I never wanted kids for myself I
02:47I always thought it would be a really great gift to give someone
02:51I think babies are miracles just not my miracle
02:57Oh, well, I think we're done here. Thank you so much for meeting us
03:01And yeah, we'll have to be in touch
03:03Thank you
03:04Yeah, yeah, we'll be in touch for sure
03:07Absolutely
03:08No rush. It was really nice to meet you both
03:12Thank you
03:12Hi
03:25She was really sweet
03:28Yeah, she's cute
03:31This girl
03:33This is the one
03:35I don't know
03:36I didn't think she was a little too
03:39A little too what?
03:41Was that perfect?
03:44I think she might be
03:47I don't know
03:49Well, what didn't you like about her?
03:53I don't know. I mean, she's pretty smart and kind and really good at communicating but I just
03:58Yeah, so what's the problem?
04:02I don't know. She's perfect
04:05Okay, now I'm confused
04:08Well, I'm just
04:10I'm just in my head for fun
04:13Okay
04:16She's the one
04:17We are 100% decided
04:20Right?
04:27Yeah, she's the one
04:35I think she's going to be here any minute now
04:37I think she's going to be here any minute now
04:37I can help
04:38Wait, yeah
04:38I'm nervous
04:39I don't know what she said
04:40I don't know what she said
04:41I think she'll be here
04:41I think she'll be here
04:42I think she'll be here
04:48What if she says no?
04:50Hi
04:51I'm sorry
04:52I totally look at that
04:53I was just sleeping in the gym
04:54That's like a year
04:54Oh, you look great
04:55Have a seat
04:57So we need to know what kind of coffee you like but we just got you my coffee
05:00That coffee's perfect
05:01Thank you
05:05Yeah, so we couldn't wait any longer but we have something for you
05:13Let me know if it's not your size because we can always reorder it
05:19This is the cutest thing I've seen all day
05:22I thought well we thought that you might like it
05:26It's perfect
05:28So does this mean?
05:30It would mean a great deal to us
05:32If you would be our surrogate
05:34Our surrogate
05:34Yes!
05:35I'm like of course
05:36I would love to
05:42It's my favorite couple Romy and Mal
05:45Who are about to start their own journey of parenthood
05:49Cheers to bringing this little bundle of joy into the world
05:52And cheers to still being able to drink all nine months
06:00Oh, I don't know about still being able to drink all nine months
06:03This mom is getting old
06:05Well not this mom
06:12So are you guys going to take maternity leave at the same time
06:15Or are you going to do it like separately?
06:16Well we haven't actually
06:18We'll probably take it off at the same time
06:19That way we can find with the babies together
06:21You know?
06:22Um, we actually haven't discussed it yet
06:25Well there's not much to discuss about
06:27It's a pleasant answer
06:29Okay, let's step outside for a minute
06:41Why the fuck do you always do that?
06:44What is it that I'm doing?
06:46Ugh, you get drunk and then you start saying stupid shit in front of our friends
06:49What the fuck did I say that was stupid?
06:52Um, speaking for us about maternity leave?
06:54You don't know what the fuck I had planned for maternity leave?
06:57Really? You're really fighting with me about this?
06:59No, I'm trying to prevent a fight about this
07:01Yeah, well you're doing a pretty shitty job about it
07:05Okay, Mal
07:05You know what?
07:06Do whatever the hell you want
07:08Say whatever the hell you want
07:09I'm going home
07:11Romy, wait
07:11Maddie!
07:12Romy!
07:13Stop!
07:13Romy!
07:15Oh, fuck
07:39Knock, knock
07:40Can I come in?
07:42Hi, yeah
07:43I brought you your favorite
07:45I mean, I think it's your favorite
07:48The other day at the coffee shop you were drinking a latte
07:58What can I do?
08:01I'm sorry, this is this is so weird I shouldn't have just shown up like
08:06I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go
08:07No, no, no, no, it's fine
08:10Um, have a seat
08:23So, you're almost 10 weeks now
08:26How are you feeling?
08:28Good
08:29Yeah, I mean, the morning sickness is a pain
08:32But the doctor gave me medicine for nausea, so I'm good
08:38Well, that's good
08:41Um, is there anything that you need for me or can I get anything for you?
08:49No, I just kind of wanted to see you is all
08:52Oh
08:53I mean, you and Mal have both been so supportive
08:57You know, sometimes it's just nice to see a supportive face
09:01Yeah, of course
09:04I'm glad to help
09:08You know, I'm always here for you if you need me
09:13Mal and I, we are always here for you if you need us
09:17Yes, that's what I must say
09:26Hi
09:31Yeah, no
09:33No, it's okay
09:34Works fine
09:38Yeah, let's do dinner at seven
09:40Okay
09:40Do you want to go to the same place we went to last time?
09:43Yeah
09:44That's fine
09:46Okay
09:47I love you
09:49Bye
10:01Chris, Carsey, Bivs, and Heffire
10:05Who shopping for a baby would be this over Halloween, right?
10:09Well, we did, babe
10:11Okay, true, but you know, actually going through it and making purchases
10:14It just makes it so real, you know?
10:19The ultrasounds didn't make it real?
10:21Oh no, it did
10:27Are you regretting getting a surrogate?
10:33What the hell do you talk about?
10:35Nothing, forget it
10:36No, no, no, say what you want to say
10:40Well, I don't know
10:42It's just pregnancy is so intimate
10:48I don't want either of us to feel like we're missing out on anything
10:52I don't feel that way
10:53Do you?
10:54No
10:55Are you sure?
10:56Yeah
11:00I...I don't know
11:02It's just sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to rub your belly
11:06or feel the baby kick for the first time
11:11You know, it sounds like you're the one regretting your surrogate
11:14I don't know what it is, not me
11:17You know what, I'm just going to go take a shower
11:21Please don't be mad
11:24This is just, it's hard
11:27You don't think I know that?
11:40Now before I begin, any guesses?
11:43Um, well, I'm team girl
11:45And Mal's team baby boy
11:47And I'm team healthy baby
11:49Okay, let's take it
12:02Well, it's a girl
12:04It's a girl?
12:06It's a healthy baby girl
12:08She's measuring about two pounds right now
12:12Everything looks great
12:13Congratulations you two
12:15Oh my god
12:17We have a girl
12:19I'm gonna go
12:19We have a girl
12:34What do you think, my friends?
12:34Wow, you see what Nana said
12:35I'm here
12:35I'm here
12:35I'm here
12:36We have a girl
12:36I'm here
12:36I'm here
12:39We have a girl
12:39I'm here
12:39I'm here
12:39I'm here
12:41Let's go
12:48This is really
12:48I'm here
12:56Look, oh my god, look how cute this is.
12:58It's adorable, babe.
13:00Isn't it?
13:02Did you see anything you like in here?
13:05Um, we really just need the necessities now.
13:09Okay.
13:13Okay, what's your problem?
13:15What?
13:16We really need the necessities now.
13:19Shut up, I don't sound like that.
13:21Okay, so then what's your problem?
13:23Nothing, babe.
13:25Really.
13:40Hey.
13:47Baby shopping was that bad?
13:50It's not the shopping that's bad, it's, it's everything else.
13:56I mean, no.
14:00I love her.
14:01I mean, I, I really, I really love her, but it just feels like all we do is fight.
14:12I'm just, I'm so tired.
14:16It's like the baby's not even here yet and I'm already tired.
14:20I wish there was something I could do to help.
14:23No.
14:25No, you are helping.
14:27I mean, thanks for always showing up whenever I asked me to and for listening to me bend.
14:33And I know that you didn't sign up for all of this.
14:39I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.
14:46You deserve to be happy, Moby.
14:49Like, really, truly happy.
15:05I, I gotta go.
15:06Now it's waiting for me.
15:14My little girl.
15:35I want to go so fast.
15:36If I have a baby, I can't wait so fast.
15:37Yeah, she's probably just sending the data and something like that.
15:42That's weird. She didn't text me.
15:45Um, she texts both of us at the same time, for schedules.
15:49She probably just forgot. You know, pregnancy.
16:02Oh, come on! She was wide open!
16:08Hey! Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.
16:10You didn't scare me.
16:12Sure.
16:14What? I get really into these games.
16:17Yeah, I can tell. You're even wearing her number. That is adorable.
16:28It's good to see you.
16:30Yeah, I love texting you, but there's something way more special about seeing your face.
16:36Right.
16:39Um, so how are you? How are you feeling?
16:43I'm good. Yep, this little one is growing very quickly.
16:48I know. It's crazy how fast time flies.
16:54Almost a little too fast.
17:02Hey, what are you doing here?
17:04I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd stop by.
17:08So this is a pretty random neighborhood.
17:09Yeah, uh, I also wanted to give you this.
17:13Oh, cool.
17:14What's nice of you?
17:15Yeah, Romeo's telling me that y'all didn't have breakfast this morning, so I thought you could use the protein.
17:21Oh, she didn't, did she?
17:23Well, it's nice of you, but this is all broken up.
17:27But, uh, I've got to get back.
17:29All right.
17:30Thanks.
18:12Drink all means we don't even f***ing go!
18:15Woo!
18:21How is she?
18:22She'll be okay.
18:24She just needs to sleep it off.
18:26Can't believe she got that drunk again.
18:29Yeah, they've been playing a lot of games and winning a lot of games and Mal just really knows how
18:37to celebrate.
18:43Thanks for coming over though.
18:45Yeah, thanks for texting me.
18:48You know, I was afraid after the game the other day that I wouldn't see you again until this little
18:52one made an appearance.
18:56Did you want to see me again?
19:01I always want to see you, Ram.
19:06Um, I should, I should go.
19:10Yeah.
19:16Nicolai.
19:17Oh, she's kicking.
19:19Oh my God.
19:20She is.
19:22That's amazing.
19:25Does it hurt?
19:27No, no.
19:35Nicolai.
19:39Good night, girl.
19:41Good night.
19:46Good night.
19:58Oh my God, are you scared?
19:59Is everything okay?
20:00No.
20:00I just, I really need to.
20:16No, no.
20:18No.
20:19No.
20:19No.
20:19No.
20:19No, I know it's bad.
20:20I love Mal and I would never want to hurt her but I think I'm falling in love with you.
20:24No, I think my water just broke.
20:26Oh God.
20:35You are the cutest girl in the whole world.
20:38She really is.
20:42I can't believe she was inside of you this whole time.
20:50Nicolai.
20:52Nicolai.
20:55I mean it.
20:57I don't know how I'll ever be able to repay you for this beautiful gift.
21:06Okay, so I couldn't decide between the car or the goat but it got the-
21:10Oh, what the fuck?
21:14Mal.
21:19Mal, wait.
21:26Fuck.
21:27Mal.
21:28Mal.
21:34No.
21:35Ten, ten years.
21:37Ten years.
21:38Have you lost your fucking mind?
21:41I can't believe what I just saw in there.
21:42You kissing our Xavier on the birth of our child.
21:46Our fucking child.
21:48Have you lost your mind?
21:51Fucking I know it too, but I told myself no.
21:53Not with my baby and not with my wife and I'm just overthinking all this shit and I'm just all
21:59in my head.
21:59Fuck, I'm such a fucking idiot.
22:04Jesus Christ, you guys are probably both just in there laughing at how stupid I am.
22:09Mal.
22:11It wasn't like that if you would just please, please, please let me explain.
22:14Yes, sure.
22:15I'm pretty sure there's a reasonable explanation for the two of you sucking each other's faces in there.
22:20That sounds logical.
22:23Mal.
22:23That didn't mean anything.
22:26I love you.
22:27And I love our daughter.
22:29I don't-
22:30You don't- you don't want her.
22:32Tell me, tell me you don't want her.
22:33Mal.
22:35Fuck!
22:35Tell me you don't want her role.
22:38Mal.
22:46You know what?
22:48I don't have time for this.
22:49I'm taking my daughter and I'm going home.
22:52So it's either you pick me and my daughter or her.
22:56But you can't have both.
23:19I can't cleanse her off.
23:21I'm looking for everything out here.
23:22That's all,
23:26With these other shapes I know.
23:26How many times have I from this and all just used to be práctified?
23:26What I mean?
23:27We can't.べ
23:29and all technically I had my vanity store's is unique, but
23:33odd. It's
23:34this man who would have liked him. But it
23:38Mommy!
24:05Mommy!
24:35Mommy!
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