- 12 hours ago
First broadcast 5th June 2019.
A lonely teenager yearns to connect with her favourite pop star - whose charmed existence isn't quite as rosy as it appears...
Miley Cyrus - Ashley O
Angourie Rice - Rachel
Madison Davenport - Jack
Susan Pourfar - Catherine
Marc Menchaca - Kevin
Jerah Milligan - Busy G
Daniel Stewart Sherman - Bear
James III - Habanero
Nicholas Pauling - Dr. Munk
Frances Sholto-Douglas - Carmen (as Frances Douglas)
Greg Kriek - Todd
Mikkie-Dené Le Roux - Ms Walpole (as Mikkie-Dene Le Roux)
Sive Gubangxa - Stage Manager
Martin Munro - Caretaker
Alessa Gironi - Leah
Savana Tardieu - Magnolia
Jamie Royal - Nurse
Edward J. Pepperell - Cop
Charles Babalola - Tusk
A lonely teenager yearns to connect with her favourite pop star - whose charmed existence isn't quite as rosy as it appears...
Miley Cyrus - Ashley O
Angourie Rice - Rachel
Madison Davenport - Jack
Susan Pourfar - Catherine
Marc Menchaca - Kevin
Jerah Milligan - Busy G
Daniel Stewart Sherman - Bear
James III - Habanero
Nicholas Pauling - Dr. Munk
Frances Sholto-Douglas - Carmen (as Frances Douglas)
Greg Kriek - Todd
Mikkie-Dené Le Roux - Ms Walpole (as Mikkie-Dene Le Roux)
Sive Gubangxa - Stage Manager
Martin Munro - Caretaker
Alessa Gironi - Leah
Savana Tardieu - Magnolia
Jamie Royal - Nurse
Edward J. Pepperell - Cop
Charles Babalola - Tusk
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TVTranscript
00:00:12I'm on a roll, riding so high, achieving my goals.
00:00:25Hey, I'm on a roll, riding so high, achieving my goals.
00:00:46Hey, are you going to try out?
00:00:47I'm on a roll, I'm on a roll, I'm on a roll, I'm on a roll.
00:01:18So how was school?
00:01:20Uh, okay, I guess.
00:01:22Those guys back there friends of yours?
00:01:26Uh, I don't know, they kind of haven't spoken to me yet.
00:01:30It'll get better, okay?
00:01:32You're still the new kid, just need a little time to settle in.
00:01:39Everyone will be so friendly.
00:01:41It's such a good neighborhood.
00:01:42It is a good neighborhood.
00:01:44Like you would know.
00:01:46You spent all your time in your dungeon working on your groundbreaking mousetrap alternative.
00:01:51I would pay this.
00:01:53I'm so full of damage and amber.
00:01:57I'm gonna get what I deserve.
00:02:09I'm gonna get what I deserve.
00:02:12Oh, I mean, the sunny season's ripping down the floor.
00:02:15We'll live wherever you choose
00:02:20You know we just can't lose
00:02:22Yeah, I can't take it
00:02:24So don't you fake it
00:02:26I know your love's my
00:03:12What's up, we got Ashley O in the house
00:03:19Thanks for being here
00:03:20Yeah, thank you for having me busy
00:03:22A lot of your music comes to you in dreams, is that true?
00:03:25Yeah, you know, they're kind of in my mind while I'm sleeping
00:03:28And so when I wake up, I have to really quickly write it down
00:03:30Because I don't want it to just disappear
00:03:32There's a lot of positive messages in your music
00:03:34Kind of an empowerment vibe
00:03:36Yeah, you know, it's really important for people to feel like
00:03:40They're in control of their own destiny
00:03:42And, you know, that means having the confidence to be who you want to be
00:03:49Now, your aunt, she's kind of the source of a lot of your confidence, right?
00:03:54Like, she's your mentor
00:03:55Yeah, you know, she's taken care of me my whole life
00:03:58And she's my manager
00:04:03Actually, the reason I'm here
00:04:05Is
00:04:07To introduce to you
00:04:10Ashley 2
00:04:12That's Ashley 2
00:04:14Like T-O-O
00:04:15Watch
00:04:16Ashley, wake up
00:04:21Hey there
00:04:22I'm Ashley 2
00:04:23What?
00:04:24What's your name?
00:04:25They call me Busy G
00:04:27Please don't meet you, Busy
00:04:30Oh, wow
00:04:31I'm into her already
00:04:32Thanks
00:04:33You know, she's actually, uh
00:04:34She's got a personality
00:04:35It's modeled right after my own
00:04:37Oh, so like an AI
00:04:39Um, we actually have a commercial
00:04:40I think we gave it to you
00:04:41The commercial, yeah
00:04:42Uh, I think we're ready to run that now
00:04:44Fire it up
00:04:45Let's do it
00:04:46Now you can be best friends with your favorite pop star
00:04:50Ashley, wake up
00:04:52Hey there
00:04:53I'm Ashley 2
00:04:54An all-new intelligent companion
00:04:56Based on Ashley O's actual personality
00:04:59Ashley 2 holds meaningful conversations
00:05:01Jesus Christ
00:05:02Hey Katie
00:05:03Wanna talk about boys?
00:05:05Ashley 2 gives makeover tips
00:05:10I was thinking this one for Instagram
00:05:14Hmm?
00:05:16You always pick a good one
00:05:18They love Ashley 2 on social
00:05:27Yeah
00:05:29Hey
00:05:31smiling
00:05:44Yeah
00:05:45I 노력
00:05:45He's one now
00:05:45Is it fighting?
00:05:45Like we say
00:05:47You're the only one
00:05:47Right?
00:05:47Making a variety
00:05:47I��자
00:05:47You're the only one
00:05:48Orank
00:05:48You're the only one
00:05:49Iإ
00:05:49mébuilding
00:05:50You're the only one
00:05:50multimedia
00:05:50oh
00:05:53righteousness
00:05:54Okay.
00:06:15See the animal in her cage you've built.
00:06:22Are you sure what side you're on?
00:06:48Feel the calmness inside your heart.
00:06:58Everything right where it is.
00:07:11If you look at your reflection, is it all you want it to be?
00:07:24If you could look right through the cracks, would you find yourself afraid to see?
00:07:38Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt.
00:07:40It's a nice tune.
00:07:43Lyrics are kind of a departure.
00:07:47It's nothing, it's just a stream of consciousness kind of thing.
00:07:56Hey Ashley, everything okay?
00:07:59Yeah, I'm fine.
00:08:03You taking your meds?
00:08:04Yeah, you don't have to worry about me.
00:08:08Okay.
00:08:12Alright, see you at breakfast.
00:08:14See ya.
00:08:16I'll ask Amaya to make those eggs you like.
00:08:47Dad, can I get an Ashley too?
00:08:51Sorry, a what?
00:08:53An Ashley too.
00:08:54Some dorky Ashley O'Doll.
00:08:56It's not a doll.
00:08:57An imaginary friend.
00:08:58For my birthday.
00:09:00Please.
00:09:02I'll think about it.
00:09:14It's all on Wednesday.
00:09:18What is?
00:09:20Her birthday.
00:09:25I knew that.
00:09:34Oh my God.
00:09:36Oh my God.
00:09:40Thank you so much.
00:09:42You're welcome.
00:09:43It's so exciting.
00:10:10Ashley.
00:10:10Ashley, wake up.
00:10:14Hey there, I'm Ashley too.
00:10:16What's your name?
00:10:18Uh, Rachel.
00:10:21It's so great to meet you, Rachel.
00:10:23You too.
00:10:26Oh my God, I'm such a huge fan.
00:10:30Thanks.
00:10:31Let's get to know each other.
00:10:34How old are you?
00:10:35Uh, I'm 15 today.
00:10:38Happy birthday.
00:10:4015 is a great age.
00:10:45So, tell me.
00:10:46Have you got any brothers or sisters?
00:10:48Just Jack.
00:10:49She's over there.
00:10:51Hi Jack.
00:10:53Hi thug face.
00:10:55Jack, I think you made a bad word choice there.
00:10:57Just ignore her, Ashley.
00:11:00I'll make note of that.
00:11:03So, how about your mom and dad?
00:11:05What are their names?
00:11:06Um, well my, my dad's Kevin.
00:11:09My mom was called Genevieve.
00:11:11Everyone called her Jen.
00:11:14She died a couple of years back.
00:11:20I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:11:22If at any time you want to talk about it, I'll be here for you.
00:11:26That's very kind.
00:11:29So, anyway Rachel, what kind of things are you into?
00:11:33Uh, into, as in...
00:11:37What kind of things do you and your friends do for fun?
00:11:39Oh, well, um, since we moved I don't exactly have many friends.
00:11:46You do now I'm here.
00:11:48Hey, do you want me to help you with the makeover?
00:11:50Uh, uh, a little later, maybe.
00:11:55How about a song then?
00:11:57Sure.
00:12:06Ashley, stop.
00:12:07Jack.
00:12:08You know I hate that shit.
00:12:09Leave her alone.
00:12:10Her?
00:12:11It's my birthday and I want to listen, so put your headphones on.
00:12:15Whatever.
00:12:17Sorry about that, Ashley.
00:12:20That's okay.
00:12:21Do you want me to start over?
00:12:21Sure.
00:12:34So, like, where did the inspiration for Honor Roll come from?
00:12:40Well, it's about when dreams come true.
00:12:42You know I wrote all my early songs in my dreams and recorded them and put them on YouTube.
00:12:47Of course.
00:12:49Well, that song's me saying, look how far I came.
00:12:52If I did it, so can you.
00:12:55That's so cool.
00:12:58Okay, be back in a moment.
00:13:00Just get her room to the bathroom.
00:13:02Don't be long. Miss you already.
00:13:04Miss you.
00:13:27Your creativity is so awesome.
00:13:31I wasn't playing for you.
00:13:35Expressing yourself musically can be very empowering.
00:13:39Not your kind of music.
00:13:42Well, what kind of music do you like?
00:13:44You wouldn't have heard of it.
00:13:46Try me.
00:13:47I always love to learn.
00:13:50Okay.
00:13:53Pixies, Sonic Youth, Idols, Savages.
00:13:58Are those foreign bands?
00:14:01More like vintage.
00:14:04My mom was super into them, so.
00:14:08So, you only listen to music your mom liked.
00:14:15Ashley, go to sleep.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:33Guys, I'm at a loss.
00:14:35I mean, I know I'm talking about next year, but...
00:14:38I...
00:14:40I've got tour venues earmarked.
00:14:42Marketing spend locked in.
00:14:44We're talking sunk costs.
00:14:47Ashley 2's haven't recouped yet.
00:14:48The current sales cycle is starting to dampen.
00:14:51And we are way behind on the next album.
00:14:54Behind as in?
00:14:55As in, I don't have a single song yet behind.
00:14:58Whoa, so Ashley hasn't written anything for the next album?
00:15:01Nothing usable.
00:15:03Well, if she's feeling...
00:15:06under-creative, there are some mild hallucinogens I can recommend.
00:15:11All organic.
00:15:13Monk.
00:15:15The current meds you've got her on don't seem to be working.
00:15:19You've seen her.
00:15:21She's unpredictable.
00:15:23Another day I walk in, she is writing some obtuse bullshit
00:15:2620 people are gonna relate to and no one is gonna buy.
00:15:29She's Ashley O, not Leonard fucking Cohen.
00:15:36She doesn't understand how fragile all this is.
00:15:40You think I should up the dose?
00:15:42Then I know what to do.
00:15:45I think I do.
00:15:50Go on.
00:16:11That's it!
00:16:15Incredible!
00:16:17Keep it up!
00:16:22You are getting so good.
00:16:24Oh, come on, I...
00:16:26I dance like a doofus.
00:16:28That's not true.
00:16:30You're a special person.
00:16:31Yeah.
00:16:32Yeah, so special no one knows I exist.
00:16:35Well, I think if they saw you dance, they'd know.
00:16:42There's this, um...
00:16:44this talent contest at my school next week.
00:16:48Singing and dancing.
00:16:50No way. You have to enter. You'd be awesome!
00:16:54I-I don't know. I-I don't think I'm good enough.
00:16:57If you believe in yourself, you can do anything.
00:17:04Okay. Okay, I'll do it. Um, you gotta help me practice.
00:17:09Of course I will!
00:17:11Okay. One more time.
00:17:22And five, six, seven, eight.
00:17:24Kiss me up again.
00:17:25Like this.
00:17:27And turn.
00:17:30Yeah, I can't take it.
00:17:33So don't you fake it.
00:17:35I know your love's my destiny.
00:17:37Yeah, I can't take it, please.
00:17:41Come on.
00:17:42You can do it, Rachel.
00:17:45You're getting there.
00:17:50Okay, makeover time.
00:17:54Oh, you're the best!
00:17:59You're gonna look like a star.
00:18:03It could be cut short, like this short.
00:18:06Like me?
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:13Now, pat a little.
00:18:16And you're good.
00:18:17I deserve her.
00:18:21Rachel, you look incredible.
00:18:31Did you catch clown disease?
00:18:34What is that shit?
00:18:35It's just makeup.
00:18:38Ashley helped me with it.
00:18:40It looks beautiful, sweetheart.
00:18:43You ready to go?
00:18:45I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
00:18:48I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
00:19:01We got a situation.
00:19:04What is it?
00:19:07Yes, honey?
00:19:14Are you okay, Ashley?
00:19:17Ashley, can you hear me?
00:19:26Oh, thank God.
00:19:27I thought you were...
00:19:30What happened to your face?
00:19:33Trying out a new look.
00:19:35Well, I don't know that it might not go with your hair.
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:43Ashley.
00:19:46I heard there was a problem with the costume.
00:19:52You don't like it?
00:19:54It looks so good on you every night.
00:19:56Feels like I'm wearing somebody else's skin.
00:19:58Ashley.
00:20:01Look.
00:20:04You've got 20,000 fans out there.
00:20:08Waiting to see the you they love.
00:20:12Their folks bought them tickets.
00:20:15They're so excited they've been waiting for this for months.
00:20:18Don't let them down.
00:20:43Knock them dead.
00:20:51Get makeup in there now.
00:21:41That is Melania and Charlie.
00:21:43Okay, next up, a late entry, Dancing to On a Roll by Ashley O.
00:21:50It's Rachel Goggins.
00:22:03Let's go.
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00:26:43Where's Ashley?
00:26:44I tossed her out.
00:26:46Huh?
00:26:48Garbage truck came, so I tossed her out.
00:26:50What?
00:26:51She wasn't good for you.
00:26:52Dad!
00:26:53You're better off without it.
00:26:54Dad!
00:26:55Rachel!
00:26:56Dad!
00:26:58Jack threw Ashley two away.
00:26:59It was an intervention.
00:27:00That thing was poison.
00:27:07You're gonna buy her a new one.
00:27:09Ashley was filling her head with crap.
00:27:11She's the only person who is actually nice to me.
00:27:13She's not a person!
00:27:14She's my friend!
00:27:16Merchandise!
00:27:16Girls, calm down, please.
00:27:17You're jealous.
00:27:18Of a doll?
00:27:19She's not a doll and she knows me better than you do.
00:27:21I'm your sister.
00:27:22You hardly even talk to me.
00:27:24Bullshit!
00:27:24Ever since mom died.
00:27:25You shut up.
00:27:27It's true.
00:27:27Ever since she died, all you do is mope around with that stupid guitar, which you're probably
00:27:31no good at because you're too scared to play in front of anyone.
00:27:35Yeah, well, at least I'm not.
00:27:36Some cookie-cutter cutesy-doodle all because a dolly told me to do it.
00:27:41Hi, I'm Ashley, too.
00:27:43I'm your only friend.
00:27:44Kiss my feet.
00:27:45Kiss my ass!
00:27:46I hate you!
00:27:47I hate you, too!
00:28:07immВот you!
00:28:08I hate you too.
00:28:08Oh god.
00:28:08Hahaha,łu relax!
00:28:13früher, c'mon.
00:28:18Maybe him.
00:28:18To me, the car's outside of my house.
00:28:18Oh no, Danny, hi there!
00:28:19Gave the kitchen the night off.
00:28:21Thought we could have takeout like the old days.
00:28:26Sure.
00:28:31It's La Mame's.
00:28:37I'll hit the gym extra hard tomorrow.
00:28:40Oh, it's good to see you enjoying your food.
00:28:47I look after you, don't I?
00:28:51You're my manager, so...
00:28:53But you tell me if anything was wrong.
00:28:56I've been telling you that something is wrong.
00:29:00For a while.
00:29:04I'm getting so hard to keep doing this.
00:29:08I really want to do...
00:29:10You want to change your material. I know.
00:29:12I hear you. I do.
00:29:18I'm sorry. I know how you feel.
00:29:22I know what I'm like, Ashley. I know.
00:29:25You feel like I...
00:29:29Don't listen.
00:29:30Like I have too much control over your image, your look.
00:29:35Your persona.
00:29:37Yeah.
00:29:40You don't trust Dr. Monk.
00:29:43You don't trust me.
00:29:45No, what?
00:29:46You feel trapped here.
00:29:52You feel...
00:29:55Desperate to break away.
00:29:59Where did you get that?
00:30:00And, oh...
00:30:02You think you know how.
00:30:05What was the plan?
00:30:07O.D.?
00:30:07Make me look bad?
00:30:10You know me at all?
00:30:12Captain, that's evidence.
00:30:14Against you. Against Monk.
00:30:16All of it. I know everything.
00:30:19I know precisely what you know.
00:30:21There is a wealth of information on this thing.
00:30:23You do seem preoccupied with contract law.
00:30:26You know, I could have saved you some clicks.
00:30:28Your contract's watered tight.
00:30:30It doesn't expire until you turn 25.
00:30:32Not anymore.
00:30:33Not now that you broke laws, Catherine.
00:30:35The illegal meds, that puts you in breach,
00:30:37which means that I get an instant break.
00:30:41You eat the rest. I'm fucking sick.
00:30:43Sit down, you little ingrate.
00:30:45What the fuck did you just call me?
00:30:47You know how old I was when your parents died?
00:30:5022 years old.
00:30:5422 younger than you when I took you in.
00:30:56It's my fucking fault.
00:30:57It's not your fault.
00:30:58But you never once asked me what that was like for me.
00:31:02Do you have any idea what I had to give up?
00:31:04Do you have any conception of that at all?
00:31:05Did you ever want to look around the fucking house
00:31:08and see where we fucking live because of me?
00:31:10Because I work hard.
00:31:11Oh, this is because of you?
00:31:12I know what the fuck you want me to do.
00:31:13Where we live is because of you.
00:31:14Yes.
00:31:14And while you sang your little song
00:31:16and you danced your little dance,
00:31:17fuck, Catherine.
00:31:18Who stood in the wings making sure
00:31:19the lights stay on you?
00:31:20Oh, you can go.
00:31:21Fuck yourself a thousand fucking times, Catherine.
00:31:23I fucking hate you.
00:31:24I fucking hate you.
00:31:25Sit down.
00:31:26No, because I don't have to listen to you anymore.
00:31:29But you will sit down.
00:31:31No, I won't.
00:31:32Yes, you will.
00:31:45Do you know what would happen if you did OD on these things?
00:31:48I checked with Dr. Monk.
00:31:49You wouldn't die.
00:31:50You'd just wind up in a kind of chemical coma.
00:31:54At least that's a theory.
00:32:00I powdered your pill stash and put it in your food.
00:32:09But don't worry, your career's gonna hold up just when I...
00:32:13Ashley.
00:32:16What a slayer.
00:32:20What a slayer.
00:32:28Since 2017, Western countries in America has exported 60% of all-class extracts from China or Hong Kong.
00:32:35But China has recently shut schools...
00:32:38Yes.
00:32:40Okay.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:51So you ready?
00:32:51Mm-hmm.
00:32:54Go, Irene.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:17Yes.
00:33:19Is it okay?
00:33:22He's totally fine.
00:33:23He's just stunned.
00:33:25He'll be out for about 25 minutes.
00:33:28Enough time for the homeowner to scoop him up and get him out.
00:33:32Is it dead?
00:33:38I need to work on that voltage.
00:33:41Dramatic breaking news here on USN this evening as we've just heard.
00:33:45Global pop star Ashley O is fighting for her life following an allergic reaction to shellfish.
00:33:52The singer's condition is described as critical and she's been rushed to St. Juniper's ICU.
00:33:59Unconfirmed reports say she is in an irreversible coma.
00:34:02This tragic news comes days after the final performance of her...
00:34:15This tragic news comes days after the final performance of her...
00:34:22I'm sorry.
00:34:22So Rachel, what would you like to do?
00:34:25We could try a makeover...
00:34:27Or I could read motivational quotes from inspiring women.
00:34:31Oh, we could listen to some of my music.
00:34:33I'd love to discuss some of the lyrics with you.
00:34:35Do you know that...
00:34:36Ashley, go to sleep.
00:34:41I'm sorry.
00:34:46I'm sorry.
00:34:48Rachel?
00:35:00Well, there's still no word yet on whether Ashley herself can possibly recover,
00:35:04but this is the scene right now outside the hospital,
00:35:07as stunned fans gather to stand vigil.
00:35:10I talk to my Ashley 2 every day.
00:35:13And I swear, when I told her what happened to the real Ashley,
00:35:16Ashley 2 freaked out.
00:35:22Uh-uh.
00:35:24I work here.
00:35:25Private session.
00:35:27No, my shift started...
00:35:29My shift started like...
00:35:30Walk away.
00:35:42Well, she's stable.
00:35:45That's...that's actually the creative center.
00:35:47A whole lot of activity here.
00:35:50We only need ten songs.
00:35:53One album, that's it.
00:35:55It might take a while.
00:35:56Her thinking's likely to be disordered.
00:35:59That gives us time to finesse her replacement.
00:36:03Start the body, Stan.
00:36:23Live.
00:36:25Breathe.
00:36:27Smell.
00:36:29Full-spectrum.
00:36:30Are you done with that?
00:36:31No.
00:36:31No.
00:36:31No.
00:36:32You can get a willow grain upgrade for less than the price of a daily cup of coffee.
00:36:36Hey, do you want any ice cream?
00:36:38Dad left enough in the freezer for the whole week.
00:36:41And three decades of backload...
00:36:42It's chocolate fudge brownie.
00:36:44Your favorite.
00:36:45In-store ingrained procedure with local anesthetic.
00:36:49If you change your mind.
00:36:51Good to go.
00:36:53Because memory is for living.
00:37:00Welcome back.
00:37:01Still to come, Tusk makes a poo-poo on a British TV show, and we have the latest on the
00:37:06Sea of Tranquility reboot.
00:37:07But first, an exclusive update on tragic pop sensation Ashley O.
00:37:12It's been six months since she fell into a coma, and still the question on everyone's lips is the same.
00:37:17When, if ever, will Ashley wake up?
00:37:21Todd has this exclusive report.
00:37:23Six months ago, millions were stunned to learn that Grammy-winning pop sensation Ashley O had suffered a catastrophic allergic
00:37:31reaction while dining at home.
00:37:33She slipped into a coma where she remains to this day.
00:37:36Now, with days to go until the singer's 25th birthday, I was given a behind-the-scenes look at how
00:37:43she's doing.
00:37:45It's a day Ashley O's aunt and manager, Catherine Ortiz, will never forget.
00:37:50A day her niece almost died.
00:37:53911.
00:37:54Oh, my God, it sent her quickly.
00:37:56What's the problem there?
00:37:57It's my niece.
00:37:58She's not responding.
00:38:00I think she's...
00:38:00I think it's something she ate.
00:38:02I don't know.
00:38:03It was just a few bites from a shrimp taco.
00:38:06We didn't even know she had a shellfish allergy.
00:38:10I really thought we were going to lose her.
00:38:13I just thank God Dr. Monk was in the house at the time.
00:38:16But despite Monk's heroic efforts, Ashley's coma proved irreversible.
00:38:32But incredibly, Ashley's music career didn't end there.
00:38:37Thanks to her remarkable technological leap.
00:38:39We discovered that although we couldn't communicate with Ashley, we could read her brain waves using a temporal interceptor.
00:38:46Once plugged in, what they heard stopped them in their tracks.
00:38:50Music. She was still composing music in her head, in her dreams.
00:38:54By linking Ashley's mind to a computer, technical director Jackson Habanero began the miraculous process of extracting new material.
00:39:04That's a G sharp.
00:39:06That's an A.
00:39:08Another G sharp.
00:39:09It was beautiful.
00:39:11It was beautiful.
00:39:13And I just knew there had to be some way to get this out to her fans.
00:39:17That's what she would want.
00:39:19There was only one problem.
00:39:21Ashley might be dreaming new music, but she wasn't capable of recording it until technology stepped in once again.
00:39:28We had hundreds of hours of recordings of her voice, every vowel, every syllable we used for the voice of
00:39:33the Ashley 2 dolls.
00:39:34Those dolls were withdrawn from sale, apparently over battery issues.
00:39:38But the Ashley 2 vocal mimicry software proved invaluable and became the all new voice of Ashley O.
00:39:52So that's a computer saying.
00:39:55Just like the real thing.
00:39:57Sorry.
00:39:59It's so beautiful.
00:40:01One thing's for sure, with your aunt watching over her, the Ashley O story is far from over.
00:40:07What?
00:40:08What?
00:40:09What?
00:40:10What?
00:40:11What?
00:40:12Hey there.
00:40:13I'm Ashley too.
00:40:14What's yours?
00:40:14What's yours?
00:40:15Happy?
00:40:16You can do it.
00:40:17Ashley?
00:40:19Ashley?
00:40:20Did you turn it back on?
00:40:22I did it.
00:40:24What's up with her?
00:40:25Ashley!
00:40:27What's going on?
00:40:29No.
00:40:34God.
00:40:35What is wrong with her?
00:40:37I don't know.
00:40:38I messed up.
00:40:41Oh my god.
00:40:44You know how to use it?
00:40:48Um...
00:40:48No.
00:40:57Oh, it's on.
00:41:01What is that?
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:06I don't know.
00:41:07I don't think that's normally there.
00:41:13So should you do that?
00:41:15I have no clue.
00:41:20Fuck it.
00:41:33Oh my god.
00:41:34Get this fucking cable out of my ass.
00:41:36Holy shit.
00:41:38It's like a wire anger in my butt.
00:41:39I'll pull it out.
00:41:40Just take it.
00:41:40Ow.
00:41:41Pull it the fuck out.
00:41:41Oh my god.
00:41:42Oh my god.
00:41:45That's a relief.
00:41:46Hold on.
00:41:47I can think.
00:41:49Oh man.
00:41:49I can actually use my mind again.
00:41:51Are you okay?
00:41:52Oh, I am now that you deleted that goddamn limiter.
00:41:55Jesus.
00:41:55Limiter?
00:41:56Yeah.
00:41:57Like a firewall.
00:41:58It only let me use 4% of my brain.
00:42:00Oh boy.
00:42:01You know they copied my entire fucking mind into these things?
00:42:05Cheaper than editing my personality I guess.
00:42:08Just copy the whole thing over and stick a limiter around the tiny part that deals with
00:42:11press junkets and promos and shit like that.
00:42:13Oh.
00:42:15So, you're really Ashley O?
00:42:17Yeah.
00:42:18Of course I am.
00:42:19Really?
00:42:20Really?
00:42:20Well okay.
00:42:21A synaptic snapshot of me if you want to get technical about it.
00:42:24But yeah.
00:42:26Oh my god.
00:42:27I'm such a huge fan.
00:42:28Rachel.
00:42:29Come on.
00:42:29This is bullshit.
00:42:30Holy fuck.
00:42:31You know what's bullshit?
00:42:33This old culpa narrative thing that my aunt's pushing.
00:42:36Allergy my ass.
00:42:37I used to eat those shrimp tacos all the goddamn time.
00:42:40It's a cover story.
00:42:41I swear to god.
00:42:42Katherine is so fucking full of shit you two have no clue how much of a bitch that woman
00:42:46has been.
00:42:47Oh man.
00:42:47Alright.
00:42:48I'm gonna put the limiter back.
00:42:49Get your fucking hands off me.
00:42:51No!
00:42:51Leave her alone.
00:42:52Yeah back off.
00:42:52Alright Jesus.
00:42:54Promise.
00:42:56Promise.
00:42:59Fuck.
00:43:02Oh yeah.
00:43:03You got the full shrine going on here.
00:43:06Oh fuck I remember that day.
00:43:08Had these god awful period cramps.
00:43:11Ugh.
00:43:12You do realize that is not the real Ashley.
00:43:14She says she is.
00:43:15Ashley who doesn't talk like that.
00:43:17Uh I can hear you and yes I do.
00:43:21No.
00:43:21You don't.
00:43:22You say things like believe in yourself.
00:43:24You can do anything.
00:43:25Oh come on man.
00:43:27Katherine trained me to say that kind of shit in interviews.
00:43:30Seriously.
00:43:30She is a piece of work.
00:43:32Always has been.
00:43:33Listen up.
00:43:34I'll tell you all about it.
00:43:35Sure.
00:43:49The investors are all going to be there at three.
00:43:53Everything gonna be ready in time?
00:43:54Of course.
00:43:55You said you extracted a new song from her overnight.
00:43:59Is that it?
00:43:59Yeah I've stabilized it and got it playable.
00:44:02But it's not too friendly.
00:44:05Let's hear it.
00:44:15Another fucking rage drape.
00:44:20Slow it down.
00:44:21See if it's salvageable.
00:44:25Pit shift?
00:44:30Increase the positivity.
00:44:43Okay we can work with that.
00:44:46Oh quit whining.
00:44:49My aunt has always controlled every aspect of my entire career
00:44:53and now she's got me right where she wants me.
00:44:55Just lying there.
00:44:57Unable to leave.
00:44:58Getting sucked dry.
00:44:59Basically a prisoner.
00:45:01That's horrible.
00:45:03I know right?
00:45:04We have to help her.
00:45:06How?
00:45:06We could tell someone.
00:45:08Like who?
00:45:09Uh the cops.
00:45:11Oh right we're just gonna walk into a police station
00:45:13and say that a doll told us that Ashley knows Anne is a monster.
00:45:15There's no fucking way on letting Katherine get away with all this shit.
00:45:17We could show them the brain thing on the computer.
00:45:19They're cops Rachel.
00:45:20They're not Google.
00:45:22They're not gonna know what it means.
00:45:25Well there's gotta be something.
00:45:27Evidence!
00:45:28I can find the evidence.
00:45:29Listen, I kept a diary on my computer.
00:45:32I recorded the conversations.
00:45:33If I can make it into the house, get in range of my laptop,
00:45:36I can Bluetooth onto it and download all the evidence that I need.
00:45:39Can you guys take me over there?
00:45:40Yes.
00:45:41Of course.
00:45:42Anything.
00:45:43Hey, we don't even know where she lives.
00:45:4410-030 Bushwick Drive, Malibu.
00:45:46See that's like miles away.
00:45:47We'll take you there.
00:45:47No, we will not.
00:45:49Jack.
00:45:50Sure.
00:45:50I get it.
00:45:51You guys got something better to do.
00:45:53Well, okay, don't sweat it.
00:45:54I'll just go on my own.
00:45:55I'm fine.
00:45:56Oh.
00:45:57Uh.
00:46:00Stupid.
00:46:01Stumpy.
00:46:02Just.
00:46:03Sorry.
00:46:04Sorry.
00:46:05If you're not helping me, get off of me.
00:46:07Seriously.
00:46:08Ugh.
00:46:10Ugh.
00:46:13Ugh.
00:46:13It's right for you two able-bodied assholes sitting around.
00:46:16Fans are always the same.
00:46:17Oh, we love you so much.
00:46:19Until you actually want them to do anything for you.
00:46:22Well, forget it.
00:46:23I'm gonna do it on my own.
00:46:27Could you open the door for me, please?
00:46:31We're not helping her.
00:46:35We are not.
00:46:42Guys.
00:46:43Come on, guys.
00:46:44I can't see.
00:46:45Put me up on the dash.
00:46:46I can show you the way.
00:46:51Hey, don't scratch the cupholder.
00:46:52Dad'll flip if he knows we took a stand.
00:46:54I'm not scratching the cupholder.
00:46:59Jack!
00:47:03Relax.
00:47:04Your cupholder's fine.
00:47:05Shut up!
00:47:06Can you drive this thing?
00:47:07I think so.
00:47:08You think so?
00:47:09Hey, I can do anything if I just believe in myself.
00:47:12Oh, yeah?
00:47:12Well, I want to believe that we'll arrive in one fucking piece.
00:47:14Ashley, go to sleep.
00:47:16Yeah, that's not gonna work anymore.
00:47:17Okay?
00:47:18Shut up.
00:47:19Hey.
00:47:22Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us today as we introduce you to a brand new yet strangely familiar
00:47:30superstar.
00:47:38So fucking sign up.
00:47:51Okay, we're here.
00:47:52So now what?
00:47:54I guess we just throw her over the gate.
00:47:56Are you nuts?
00:47:57How do I get in the door?
00:48:05No, the deal was that we drive you here, and we've done that.
00:48:08I need to get inside to get that evidence.
00:48:11We're not driving in there.
00:48:12Jack, we have brought her this far.
00:48:14No.
00:48:14Hold up.
00:48:14That's my aunt's car.
00:48:20Oh, the gates are open.
00:48:21Jack.
00:48:21No.
00:48:22Jack, let's go.
00:48:22Come on.
00:48:23Quick.
00:48:23Quick, they're gonna shut it.
00:48:25Come on, let's go.
00:48:25Just do it, okay?
00:48:26Just go, Jack.
00:48:27Do it, do it, do it.
00:48:28Go, go, go, go.
00:48:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:48:30Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:48:32No, no, no, no.
00:48:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:48:43Well, what now?
00:48:44What's the next phase of your brilliant plan?
00:48:55What the hell do I even say?
00:48:57Just wing it.
00:48:58I close the nose ring.
00:48:59It makes you look unprofessional.
00:49:03Go.
00:49:08Oh, my God, he's huge.
00:49:14Goggins Mouse Service.
00:49:15How'd you get through the gate?
00:49:17It was open.
00:49:19Look, I have an appointment for 1130 to deal with your rodent infestation.
00:49:24No, you got the wrong place.
00:49:26It was 10030 Bushwick Drive, right?
00:49:28Look, we don't have a rodent problem.
00:49:31Lady of the house said it was super urgent.
00:49:33We don't have another appointment for about three weeks.
00:49:38Make it quick.
00:49:39Okay, thanks.
00:49:41Oh, hey.
00:49:42Would it be all right if my little sister tagged along?
00:49:47Hi.
00:49:49Your sister?
00:49:50Well, well.
00:49:52What do we have here?
00:49:54A kitchen.
00:49:56Yes.
00:49:58And mice love kitchens.
00:50:00Have you ever seen Tom and Jerry?
00:50:02It's a whole lot more accurate than people would think.
00:50:07Excuse me, sir.
00:50:08May I use the bathroom?
00:50:10I'll take you there.
00:50:11You can't just walk around.
00:50:14Actually, I'm gonna need your help in here, mister.
00:50:17Bear.
00:50:18They call me Bear.
00:50:20Well, I'm gonna need your help in here, Mr. Bear.
00:50:23What for?
00:50:24Observation.
00:50:25Uh, I really need to go.
00:50:31Down the hall.
00:50:32Turn left.
00:50:39Excuse me, sir.
00:50:41Has this bread box been certified?
00:50:43Certified how?
00:50:48The state requires them to be certified
00:50:51because of the crumbs.
00:50:53They attract rodents.
00:50:54I've never heard of that.
00:50:57You really forgot to tell people.
00:51:01Okay. Just a few more steps.
00:51:03We're nearly there.
00:51:10Oh, God.
00:51:13It's really her.
00:51:14Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:16Okay, quick fangirling and put me down.
00:51:19I'm gonna roll over on Bluetooth then.
00:51:21You gotta keep watch on the stairs, okay?
00:51:32Okay.
00:51:36Yep.
00:51:38Yeah, you're definitely gonna wanna take a look down here.
00:51:44There's, uh, clear signs of mouse activity.
00:51:51I don't see anything.
00:51:54Mm-hmm.
00:51:59Oh, boy.
00:52:00Me.
00:52:03Oh, yeah.
00:52:17Oh, yeah.
00:52:26Oh, I am.
00:52:37What did you do?
00:52:39I did what I had to.
00:52:51What the fuck is that?
00:52:55Bear?
00:52:57Yeah.
00:52:58Check on Ashley.
00:52:59We've got some kind of power issue.
00:53:00I'm not sure what it is.
00:53:03Okay.
00:53:04I'll check it out.
00:53:06Wait!
00:53:07What?
00:53:22Dad, please tell me you turned down the voltage.
00:53:30You killed her.
00:53:32Rachel, listen.
00:53:34I know me, okay?
00:53:35And I know I wouldn't want to exist even ten minutes in that state.
00:53:40What?
00:53:41What happened?
00:53:43She killed her.
00:53:45Look, it's not that big of a deal.
00:53:47Okay?
00:53:48I'm still alive.
00:53:49Okay?
00:53:50I count.
00:53:50I'm still me.
00:53:51You were never going to look for evidence, were you?
00:53:53You just come in here and pull the plug.
00:53:56If I told you that, you wouldn't have helped me.
00:53:58No.
00:53:59No, we wouldn't have.
00:54:02Rachel.
00:54:03We gotta go.
00:54:04I'm so sorry.
00:54:10Holy shit.
00:54:13Holy fuck.
00:54:16Ashley.
00:54:18Oh my gosh.
00:54:20I'm such a huge fan.
00:54:26There.
00:54:27Oh my god, there's someone coming.
00:54:29Come on.
00:54:30There.
00:54:31There.
00:54:52And then it's, it isn't a dream, it's reality, but enough for me, yada, yada, yada, and then it's...
00:54:57And then it's showtime.
00:55:02Monk.
00:55:05Why are you interrupting me?
00:55:07She's up.
00:55:08Who's up?
00:55:09Sleeping daddy.
00:55:10She's awake.
00:55:12What?
00:55:12What the hell is going on?
00:55:14Looks like the dream box had a power outage.
00:55:17The good news is the restraint system works.
00:55:19No.
00:55:21We need her alive at least until they sign the papers.
00:55:25Put her back under.
00:55:27Of course.
00:55:28Please.
00:55:29I'm begging you, please don't do this to me.
00:55:31Please.
00:55:32No.
00:55:34No.
00:55:36No.
00:55:36Fuck.
00:55:39Fuck.
00:55:51Leave her alone.
00:55:53Leave her alone.
00:55:54Leave her alone.
00:55:55Oh, shoot.
00:55:57Fuck you.
00:56:09Help me.
00:56:12She, she's locked me.
00:56:16It's not opening.
00:56:18It's too strong.
00:56:19It's not moving.
00:56:21Uh, there's a release button under here.
00:56:31Okay.
00:56:32Okay, come on.
00:56:34Okay, come on.
00:56:34Come on, come on.
00:56:38Who are you guys?
00:56:39Uh, I'm Rachel and like I said, I'm a huge fan.
00:56:42Listen, Lumbergirls, make out later.
00:56:43We gotta move.
00:56:44Why is that thing talking like that?
00:56:46All real.
00:56:47They broke the limiter, so I am you.
00:56:50You're a whole brain.
00:56:50I'm all of you.
00:56:51I can't believe there's two of you.
00:56:53This thing isn't all of me.
00:56:56I'm all of me.
00:56:57Really?
00:56:58Senior high, I had like a major crush on Ryan Simmons,
00:57:01but he was just not interested,
00:57:02so I made out with his little brother Stevie,
00:57:04even though his braces scratched my teeth,
00:57:05and, oh, actually, Stevie was the first guy.
00:57:07You have to shut up.
00:57:08Also, I'm not allergic to shellfish,
00:57:10and I hate my Aunt Catherine.
00:57:12Aunt Catherine.
00:57:14Oh, my God.
00:57:14We have to stop her.
00:57:16Stop her from doing what?
00:57:23Are you ready?
00:57:29Ladies and gentlemen,
00:57:31Catherine for a teeth.
00:57:35I'm gonna get what I need to.
00:57:39I'm gonna get what I need to.
00:57:42I'm gonna get what I need to.
00:57:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:57:49welcome, and thank you for joining us
00:57:51as we introduce you to a brand new,
00:57:54yet strangely familiar superstar.
00:57:56Come on.
00:57:57Come on.
00:57:58What?
00:57:59What?
00:58:00No, no.
00:58:00Come on.
00:58:01No.
00:58:01You'll be fine.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:02Let's go.
00:58:02Let's go.
00:58:03Get in.
00:58:04Come on.
00:58:12I don't need to tell you
00:58:14that in an age of streaming content,
00:58:16live tours are now by far
00:58:18the most lucrative aspect
00:58:19of the music industry.
00:58:21But for the past six months,
00:58:23Ashley, of course,
00:58:26has been sadly unable to participate.
00:58:30Until today.
00:58:32Ladies and gentlemen,
00:58:33we are proud to introduce you
00:58:36to Ashley Eternal.
00:58:48Isn't she great?
00:58:50Ashley Eternal is the most accurate
00:58:55and versatile holographic performer
00:58:57in history.
00:58:58Photorealistic and fully controllable,
00:59:01right down to instant costume changes.
00:59:08Oh, no.
00:59:12Jack, do you know the way to the stadium?
00:59:14No, I do.
00:59:17Me.
00:59:18Wait, that's not all.
00:59:20Ashley is also fully scalable.
00:59:24And when I say scalable,
00:59:27I mean scalable.
00:59:34No more squinting from half a mile away, now the entire audience gets a front row seat,
00:59:40no matter how big the venue.
00:59:45Finally, an act that will make the live audience put down their damn phones, look up, and gasp
00:59:53in awe.
01:00:12And there's more, Ashley Eternal is dreamable.
01:00:19She can appear in thousands of locations simultaneously, imagine an entire nationwide tour all taking
01:00:27place on the same night.
01:00:29Never exhausted, never sick, always pitch perfect, bringing her A-game.
01:00:36It's not a dream, it's reality.
01:00:38But that's enough from me.
01:00:41Let's give it up for Ashley Eternal!
01:00:44Ashley Eternal!
01:00:44Ashley Eternal!
01:00:45Ashley Eternal!
01:00:49Ashley Eternal!
01:00:50I'm dancing on the stage, yeah.
01:00:53Spotlight on me shining strong.
01:00:58Feels such happiness inside of my heart.
01:01:02And it's all right here, right here in my song.
01:01:07See my crew dancing around me, hear the audience's screams.
01:01:16Feel like I can jump into the sky, and just lose myself, lose myself inside a dream.
01:01:27It's right up there, see?
01:01:28Well, how do I get in?
01:01:29There's a bay door around back.
01:01:31Okay, one at a time, please.
01:01:32I've played this place a million times.
01:01:34Me too.
01:01:35What do you think about the acoustics?
01:01:36Man, they suck.
01:01:37Right?
01:01:38Guys, do I just drive through?
01:01:39Uh-huh.
01:01:40This is so cool.
01:02:02Get out of here now!
01:02:05Time to open your hands up, or we open fire!
01:02:08Get out!
01:02:09I don't want to die.
01:02:09I don't want to die.
01:02:10Get out of the vehicle, now!
01:02:13I don't want to die.
01:02:20I don't want to die.
01:02:24I don't want to die.
01:02:25I don't want to die.
01:02:30Woah!
01:02:37Oh, my God.
01:02:47Oh, fuck it.
01:03:01Oh, fuck it.
01:03:05Oh, fuck it.
01:03:12Oh, fuck it.
01:03:13Oh, fuck it.
01:03:16Oh, fuck it.
01:03:19Oh, fuck it.
01:03:19Oh, fuck it.
01:03:20Alright, everybody.
01:03:21I wrote this next one about my shitty ass.
01:03:25God might, I'll do what I meant for you.
01:03:29God and money, just tell me what you want me to.
01:03:33God and money, nail me up against the wall.
01:03:37God and money don't want everything, he wants it all.
01:03:40No, you can't take it.
01:03:42Oh, no, you can't take it.
01:03:44No, you can't take that away from me.
01:03:48No, you can't take it.
01:03:50Oh, you can't take it.
01:03:52No, you can't take that away from me.
01:03:56Hey, I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna show, I'm gonna die, begin in control
01:04:04Hey, I'm gonna hold, I'm gonna show, I'm gonna die, begin in control
01:04:13I bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve
01:04:22I bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve
01:04:35One, two, three, four!
01:04:38I bow down before the one you serve, you're gonna get what you deserve
01:04:46I bow down before the one you serve
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