00:00well we didn't have the words cockfighting on our bingo board did we uh we've got a great show
00:07planned today and i will tell you we're going to talk pistons and at five o'clock do the same
00:13damn thing i did last time when everybody wrote the team off i'll be the voice of hope in this
00:19beleaguered city i have four reasons i think the pistons are winning tonight we'll do it at five
00:25o'clock okay uh we are going to talk cockfighting uh apparently i i don't even understand how a rat
00:33ortiz and jose ortiz with the money they've made are wrapped up in cockfighting but here we are we'll
00:38get to it or unless you still believe that it's legal okay we'll get to it uh and we are
00:52going
00:53to talk about the lion schedule under the headline are you people really doing this again
01:00like seriously we're doing this again
01:0613 14 15 18 wins they only play 17 games i don't care we'll talk about it at three but
01:13what i wanted
01:14to start with is you know david often will walk around and be like do you know who you're talking
01:21to and it's like all right david take take let's take it down a peg all right you're not frank
01:25lucas
01:27but i i want to know i want you to know who you're talking to right now oh boy this
01:32is big
01:33and for people especially if you don't like me this might be great for you because i may be missing
01:40some time at work you're talking to america's most sought-after juror oh that's right not one but
01:49two jury summons how i know i know it's amazing now listen wait i'm not even upset by it because
02:00honestly the idea of not coming here on a daily basis there's upside to that i'm gonna let you
02:06finish i i simply say this mike make sure you take visits to all the different courthouses check out
02:13the facilities see what the nil i'm being recruited right now but no in the end i need a hat
02:19dance well
02:19here's what's interesting so one of them is and i don't want and i i can't say where and i
02:24don't
02:24want to disrespect the court in any manner i'm just saying one of them is local one's federal so we've
02:30got
02:30two so like the federal one is going to be late june so i may disappear for a couple of
02:38weeks i don't
02:39know and it won't be for saratoga i just may not be here so it's like big 10 sec oh
02:44who wants it more
02:45exactly i don't federal court it just means more so i've got that and then i've got the local one
02:51that might start next week maybe but i here was my thing so my mom got called to jury duty
02:58and
02:58originally she was like oh no but then it just became something she wants to do in retirement like
03:03she loved it she took her notepad every day she was at federal court she had a party she loved
03:08it
03:08she couldn't get enough but then i talked to evan and evan was like you lucky dog i go dude
03:15if i'm
03:15gonna miss work i want to miss work doing stuff i want to do i don't have a problem doing
03:19my civic
03:20duty like we all have a a duty we have to do it i'm cool with it but i have
03:25no idea like i gotta i'll
03:27call my mom this weekend it's like i i don't have any idea what i'm in for but i know
03:31i'm not mad about
03:32it but like what is it and like is it actually kind of a low-key great way to get
03:39out of work
03:39i mean you're just sitting there you listen i don't know you talk to your fellow people you come
03:45up with a decision and you have a little lunch i don't know is it bad i haven't done it
03:50at that no
03:51no so between us we've been alive over a hundred years and neither of us have done jury duty i've
03:57been
03:57called but then i would call up and they either i called the number and they said congratulations
04:02you fulfilled your civic duty we don't need you got it or was another one i had to actually go
04:07in
04:07there and they were like if you don't see your name on this list thank you you fulfilled your duty
04:12you can go home see the one locally seems like more of a hey maybe like give us a buzz
04:18we'll kind of let
04:19you know the federal one was like much more up front it was kind of i mean it's like dude
04:26i'm not
04:26in trouble like i'm just on the jury i mean they talk to you a certain type of way in
04:30these letters
04:30and it was like you need to be on call two weeks i'm like all right cool we'll block the
04:35calendar out
04:36but i'm asking like what what are we in for here now the federal one i know you can't get
04:43out of nobody
04:44can get out of it i don't know why you'd want a jackass like me on your jury panel but
04:49we're just
04:49going to go ahead with it let me just stop you right there i don't ever plan on getting arrested
04:54let me just preface it by that it's a good strategy but no illegal cockfighting and you
04:59should be okay i would rather someone with some type of an education on the jury instead of just
05:09sure you know what wow this this is a guy who's looking at his watch because he's late to watch
05:14wrestling well here would be my only concern and i'm being sincere when i say this the federal one
05:19if it's like a super duper case does that mean i'm i could be gone for months kind of like
05:26oj
05:26no no don't don't say that i mean think about like two years those poor jurors yeah i'm from what
05:32i
05:33understand and you're in law and order type of guy it's law and order slowed down it's not going to
05:39be over in an hour i'm a big da carisi guy it's it's it's not going to be over in
05:44an hour no you're
05:45going to be there i'm assuming the local one far less trials locally you got a shot at a plea
05:53and
05:53maybe you're out the federal one no no i understand like i think my mom it was a it was
05:59a week and then
06:00they deliberated for a day and she was done um but like i'm asking the people have you first of
06:08all i
06:08am the most desired juror in america it's clear i mean multiple summons i feel like the bell of the
06:14ball
06:14you know what i don't know what i'm what i'm in for here's what you're gonna do from here on
06:19tell all the letters come to me i'm your agent now do you want it i'm your agent do you
06:23want me to see
06:24if i can get you in the jury pool like we just carpool there we take the show on the
06:29road yeah yes
06:30live i don't think they'd appreciate that wow see i do wonder is like well they ask you like what
06:37you
06:37do for a living and i i'm like all right well i just have to put what i do does
06:41that like hurt my
06:43cause to get selected or help my cause it does not ask jeff reager he uh he tried to pull
06:48the
06:49hey guys i'm a big radio star no they had a box that said do you want to ask for
06:54like a get out of
06:55not a get out of jail free card but i'm like no i like i dude i've been alive for
06:5945 years i've never
07:00been asked to do it i should probably just roll with it and whatever i'm needed to do i'll do
07:05but i
07:05i have no idea what i'm in for i'll call you know listen it could be anything it can be
07:10from
07:12something just a tiny little case to all of a sudden like a major case it's the funny thing is
07:18like or you could even be an alternate where you're not really in the jury see i wonder if that's
07:24what
07:24i'm up for with the federal thing could be where it just said you need to be on call every
07:30day for
07:31these two weeks so i don't know does that mean i'm not selected like there's no and that's the
07:36other thing there's no one you can call you can't call mr federal court it's like they don't want to
07:41talk to you like even when i call about this local thing it's like pre-recorded you got to call
07:46after
07:47six o'clock and you find out when you got to roll through i don't know you want to find
07:51i know some
07:52people i'll find out who do you know i know you've got judges i got judges on the payroll you
07:58call one
07:58i'll call the other okay that's what the founders are now we figured it out this is like a harvard
08:04law school thing that's what this is the secret society i i listen just and i wanted to do a
08:10programming note like if i'm gone for any prolonged of period before saratoga opens i'm not i'm not
08:17dead or sick or skipping work or suspended because i was mean oh buddy guys it's jury i i have
08:24two
08:25i'm maybe i'll get a third jury duty selection like an out-of-state deal okay i really hope you
08:30don't get that case where you're trying to excuse me juror number five could you put your phone down
08:36and stop watching the race but judge it's opening day at saratoga man yeah bailiff go get the phone
08:45uh-oh uh-oh but i have if you've been selected for for local or federal jury can we just
08:54have a
08:55quick convo about what's going on here just so i have a better understanding look i'm gonna do my
09:01civic duty i don't see a reason in trying to fight it i just have no idea what i'm in
09:05for
09:07yeah but i'm not i don't know my mom gave it a pretty good review she's like i actually had
09:12a
09:12really good time people were very nice it was interesting i don't know do you guys want to do
09:18a live remote at the courthouse no no no i'll get off of jury duty for the day and then
09:24do the last
09:24two hours of the show with you guys live courtside but a different courtside but we could sell it to
09:30some basketball sponsors no or the like the the wrap two minute wrap-up of the day here's mike
09:38here's what happened in court today all right guys i can't believe this happened what you know
09:44what we could do what stoney used to do at his old station we'll do talk soup stoney with the
09:51jury
09:51review of the day see there's sales opportunities here i get off of my day job as america's most
09:57desired juror and then we do a post but see you can't talk about anything so i could just say
10:03yeah
10:03it was another interesting day at court how about those pistons and we just do the show right well
10:08could we set up in the parking lot like espn did uh like when paula levine had that pup tent
10:14up at
10:14the duffy football building what if you guys just had a pup tent in the parking lot of the courthouse
10:19i get done at like what four and we just do a couple hours of radio okay i thought you
10:24meant we just
10:24come after hey sir did you do it did you do it did you do it no no but i've
10:29got two jury summons
10:30one local one federal i don't know i may not do radio all summer i have no i have no
10:36idea so i just
10:38wanted to know if anyone had kind of been down this road this is a lot like um like in
10:43in new york we
10:44call it the dmv but like here it's the secretary of state like i've never known anyone who's worked
10:48at the dmv but you know people do work at the department of motor vehicles or secretary of state
10:54never met anyone who's actually worked there you encounter these people like once every four or eight
10:59years it's like jury duty i never knew anyone who had been selected until my mom was like a month
11:04ago
11:05no no i had a good friend of mine and she had this case that it was fascinating every day
11:11it was like
11:11okay and then what happened okay and then what happened wait she was talking about it during the
11:16case no no it was after the case god no no no it was no it was after the case
11:20throwing your friend
11:20under a bus no it was after the case oh by the way i guess this makes sense he's he's
11:25on he's holding
11:26court right now so uh but we're gonna get to the pistons later we're gonna get to uh we're gonna
11:33get to all the news of the day lion's schedule and are we really doing this again but being that
11:39i am
11:39america's most desired juror i i wanted to ask for some tips pointers and like the federal thing i don't
11:46know maybe i miss football season well i've been looking for one of those off for a while i just
11:52want
11:52to let the people out there know that uh my client is looking for at least a half million in
11:57nil dollars
11:58uh he also wants some you know what he could drive whatever the speed limit he wants in whatever city
12:03and whatever else you want to do to entice his package so there you go did you just use the
12:09term
12:10can he put that in the uh drop bin all right so we're off to a good start we're gonna
12:16do this
12:17we'll get to the lion's schedule i'm selling hope i don't know what biblical figure would it be a moses
12:22would it be an apostle whoever was the hopeful one that'll be me at six at five i'm gonna handle
12:29the pistons they're gonna win tonight so you will not be thomas gotcha i'll i'll look that up
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