00:00All right, let's touch the table. I don't know if this is football shenanigans or a trivia question about short
00:05shorts, the Corbin files, but go ahead, David music, please.
00:11Yes, gentlemen, that is the lovely sound of soccer music. Welcome to a game I would like to call red
00:17card, yellow card or no card.
00:19So the premise of it, I will give you guys a series of questions and at the end, you'll either
00:24put up a card or not.
00:25And for those of you who don't know soccer at home, red card, you're out of the game, suspended for
00:30the next one, maybe more yellow, a foul, but you're on extremely thin ice.
00:34With that being said, let's get right to it. Let's do this.
00:37Question number one, Pat McAfee using insider info from Sham Shararnia to place a bet on LeBron James' decision.
00:44Red card. It's embarrassing. You already make $65 million a year. What the hell are you doing?
00:49Second of all, what do you think you're a member of Congress? What is it? Pat McAfee Pelosi?
00:53See, it's triple red card.
00:58Yeah, I'm going to go red card as well.
01:01And you've got Zlatan on your t-shirt.
01:04Did you really need the money?
01:06You're Pat McAfee.
01:08What did you need this for?
01:11You just wanted to be right?
01:14Yes, that is a red card.
01:17You took the inside information.
01:18You know what? Everybody's doing it now, so I guess it makes it OK, whether you're a member of Congress
01:24or whatever.
01:26Yeah, I wasn't going to go there, but you all have gone there.
01:29We have examples in D.C.
01:31It's happening all over the place.
01:32Yes, it's a red card.
01:34But he feels probably that he can do it because everyone else is doing it.
01:37I mean, if you told me people on his show did it because they heard it because they're making $60
01:44,000 a year.
01:45No, no.
01:46They're making $60,000 a year, so they need this money.
01:49Red card.
01:51McAfee does not.
01:52Red card.
01:52All right, that's three red cards.
01:54Book them.
01:54All right, I got some that are pop culture, world stuff, so we'll get to those in a second.
01:59But to honor the sport where this has come from, soccer, Marco Correa left back for Spain.
02:06He'll be playing for Real Madrid within the next coming months once club season begins.
02:09He fulfilled a tattoo promise with Spain's manager, Luis de la Fuente, after they won it.
02:15On the back of his left arm, he has his face.
02:18I saw the coaches, the manager's face.
02:20So what is it, gents?
02:21Red, yellow or none?
02:22No card.
02:23He said he'd do it.
02:24They accomplished it as a team.
02:26It's a story for the ages, and it's not like you put it on his, it's not like he's jelly
02:31rolled, put it on his forehead.
02:33So I'll say no card.
02:35I mean, if he did the Mike Tyson tattoo, that'd be a little bit different.
02:39I'm going to go yellow card because, coach, I know I said this, but I didn't think we were
02:44serious.
02:45I don't really want another man's face on my body.
02:48Can I buy my way out of this?
02:50Can I donate to your favorite charity?
02:52No.
02:52Are you really going to make me do this?
02:54Yes.
02:55I'm going to go yellow card because I was like, dude, I thought we were just drinking,
03:01having some fun.
03:01We were not.
03:03It's a yellow card for me because it's weird.
03:05It's strange.
03:06But he did have a bet.
03:08So that part of it, he had to do that.
03:10I'm just glad it's not a tramp stamp.
03:12Yeah, I would give it a yellow to maybe try to critique it afterwards, have some conversations.
03:16But moving on from that one, I saw a tweet that this person went to go see the movie,
03:21The Odyssey, and it was a mother and son in front of them.
03:25And immediately, once the movie started, the mother gave the son a tablet.
03:29He was watching a Netflix show on there with headphones on.
03:32And when the person asked, hey, can you turn that down?
03:34The mom and son left.
03:36Red, yellow, or none.
03:37Red.
03:38Mom's an idiot.
03:39The kids should be donated for adoption to a family who cares.
03:43Just idiocy.
03:44This is why everyone's not fit to have children.
03:46If you want to go to the movie, go to the movie.
03:48If your kid's not old enough to go to the movie, get babysitter or don't go to movie.
03:52You can't put a television in a child's hand on full volume.
03:56Hey, dope.
03:57At a minimum, just have a headset.
04:00Give the kids some earbuds.
04:01Pretend you're on a plane.
04:02Nobody would say a word.
04:04The person's a dope.
04:06Red card.
04:07Kids should be taken away.
04:09Red card as well.
04:10From what he said, on top of that, Mike, when you're watching on the tablet,
04:14you now have that.
04:15It's like you can see it, so it's distracting.
04:18I forgot.
04:19We've got a cinephile.
04:21We've got an AMC A-lister with us.
04:24I apologize.
04:25The light from the tablet is distracting.
04:27That's why they say don't get on your phones as well.
04:30Or how about you just don't bring your kid to the movie?
04:34Just because you're doing something, you have to bring your kid to it.
04:35Oh, boy.
04:36Ring the bell.
04:36Ring the bell, Rico.
04:37Watch yourself.
04:38Heather with the news.
04:40She may drop a cartoon safe on your head.
04:42If she reacts to this like she reacted to kids on planes, you're probably going to be number one.
04:46Heather, don't take your kids to the movie.
04:47It's a long movie because they're not ready to watch that.
04:51You knew your child didn't want to watch this movie when you brought the tablet.
04:56But I don't want to see Oppenheimer.
04:58Too bad.
05:00All right.
05:00Mommy needs a night out.
05:03Right.
05:05Hand the child off to dad, grandparents, do whatever you want, and you go see the movie.
05:10So, red card, double red card.
05:14Yeah, this is definitely a red card.
05:15And, Heather, you can come at me all you want.
05:17I have kids.
05:18This is what you don't do.
05:19You don't take your kid to the movie if they're not watching the movie.
05:22If you don't have a babysitter, there's a reason why they have streaming services.
05:27Just wait.
05:28You won't get the full experience of a theater, but just wait until it hits the theater or the streaming
05:33service and watch it then.
05:35Don't take your kid to the movies and give them a tablet.
05:38What are you talking about, David?
05:39I think my life doesn't stop because I have kids.
05:42Actually, it does.
05:43It slows down.
05:44Yeah.
05:45It kind of comes.
05:46Yeah.
05:47All right.
05:47It's a lot of time.
05:47Take it easy.
05:48Go ahead, Corbin.
05:49Three red cards.
05:50Book them.
05:51All right.
05:52Which one?
05:53Oh, there we go.
05:54Philadelphia 76ers having 34 nationally televised games.
05:58And before you guys speak, I'm not all for this.
06:00There's a lot of nice young talent.
06:02So let's spread the wealth, shall we?
06:04I'll give it a yellow.
06:06It's a red card.
06:07Just like anything else in sports.
06:08It's overdone.
06:1034.
06:10America doesn't need 34 Sixer games.
06:13You'll get 34 of them in the playoffs.
06:15It's just a red card to me.
06:16It's over the top.
06:18It's a no card for me.
06:21Oh, really?
06:22Mike, because LeBron is that generational talent that they're going to show every game,
06:28his final time in wherever.
06:31The Lakers.
06:33His final time at Golden State.
06:34His final time in Chicago.
06:36Oh, you know it's got to be his final time in Cleveland.
06:38We have to show that game.
06:39You've listed like four things, not 34.
06:42Ooh, it's his final time to Sacramento.
06:46What the?
06:48His first game was against Sacramento.
06:50I know.
06:50There's a got to bring it full circle.
06:52We'll harken back.
06:53I watched that night.
06:55God, I'm old.
06:57Yes.
06:58Yes.
06:59That's a yellow car because there's a problem here, but they have to do it.
07:03It's his final year.
07:05Next.
07:06So, since we're a little bit pressed up on time, I'll leave it at this, and I think
07:10I know you guys are all going to say, the Tigers starting Tarek Skubel tomorrow on Wednesday.
07:14Red card.
07:16We may not have enough time for a second one.
07:18This is Zinedine Zidane just foreheading Marco Matarazzi.
07:22It's just stupidity.
07:24Red card.
07:25Red card as well, unless you're not trading him, but it's a red card.
07:29And not even a Balogun red card.
07:31I mean a real one.
07:31No appeal.
07:32Red.
07:35Say it.
07:35You're wearing a red shirt.
07:37I'm going to go no card because he's at 999 strikeouts, and he must do it in a Tiger uniform
07:43Wednesday afternoon.
07:46I mean, this is disgusting, guys.
07:47That is signed Jeremy Otto.
07:50Oh, was that a shot, or was that really signed by him?
07:53Oh, that was a shot.
07:54Okay.
07:55I wonder if they do the broadcast from the seats again tomorrow for that strikeout.
07:59This is personal growth.
08:01I'm leaving that one alone.
08:03So, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
08:05That is red card, yellow card, or no card.
08:0897-1.
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