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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 8
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00:00Wasted no time getting cosy.
00:04If you don't ask, you don't get...
00:05And tonight...
00:07We're here!
00:08The remaining dates get wet.
00:10I'm tired of seeing all, not staring at you too much.
00:12But then it's crunch time.
00:14This is where shit gets real.
00:16As the celebs get face-to-face feedback from their dates.
00:19The sexual chemistry wasn't there.
00:21I want somebody who's gonna give me everything.
00:24Greedy.
00:25And face arse-clinching decisions.
00:27I just wanted a bit more bath.
00:29I'm gonna say no.
00:30As the celebs!
00:30Sexy, baby!
00:31I might be asexual.
00:33Go!
00:33You've got a great body.
00:34Dating!
00:35I always pick pricks.
00:37That might be why you're single, Carl.
00:43Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where it's our last day in tennis.
00:51And with half the celebs decompressing after yesterday's canary aisle curveball,
00:55David, Gabs and Stephen are waiting to find out what the agents have planned for this morning's
01:00date.
01:00I actually really enjoyed yesterday at the barbecue.
01:03Yeah.
01:04Sounds like morale's high.
01:05And then there was obviously that lovely twist.
01:08Always.
01:08There's such lying bastards.
01:09Ah, that's more like it.
01:10When Joelle came in, and straight away, just more sauce.
01:14Like that.
01:15And more confidence.
01:16How you doing?
01:18Big Friends fan, was he, Gabs?
01:20Yours is really pretty.
01:22Yeah.
01:23I think she's got, like, a cool vibe about her.
01:25She just looked effortlessly, like, cool.
01:28Yeah.
01:28Do you know what I mean?
01:29Yeah.
01:30We'll see, won't we?
01:31Everything okay, Stephen?
01:33To be honest, the last two dates I've been on haven't exactly gone swimmingly, so I'm...
01:37A little bit apprehensive about what the agents might have planned for the next one.
01:42Oh, Jesus.
01:44Oh, God, what?
01:44Anna's messaged me.
01:46Here we go.
01:48Hi, guys.
01:48Hope you punch your swimmers, because David, Gabby and Stephen, you are off to get wet and
01:53wild at the water park, along with your dates.
01:56Have fun.
01:57I know you're going to, and I cannot wait to see how you guys will get along.
02:02A water park!
02:03Wet and wild, baby!
02:05Is this your idea of hell?
02:09Aren't we fun?
02:09It's not very sexy, but then, do you know what I mean?
02:13Because I'm going to look like a drying dog.
02:16Well, if you can lick your own balls, I doubt you'll have any complaints from your date.
02:22So while half the celebs head off in search of slip and slide vibes at the water park...
02:27Come on, guys.
02:28Let's get wet!
02:29Let's get soaked and wet!
02:32Back inside, Lucinda is making another kind of splash with less chlorine and more protein.
02:37as the rest of them digest last night's surprise date.
02:42How did your dates tell last night, by the way?
02:44Look, I mean, it was pretty sexy.
02:46Was it?
02:47I'm not going to lie.
02:48Did you kiss?
02:49We did.
02:50I suppose I just couldn't resist.
02:52Because he had these big, gorgeous, chunky lutes.
02:55And do you know what?
02:56I felt desired.
02:58Really?
02:58Yeah.
02:59Oh.
03:00What about you?
03:01How did yours go for it?
03:02Yeah, how did your date go?
03:02A nice guy and he'd be lovely for someone, but it's just not for me.
03:06I mean, and I'm not saying that Steve's going to be the one all the way through, but I think
03:10at the moment, the sexual chemistry and the, just chemistry is there.
03:16Best bring your lab coat and goggles next time, Steve.
03:19From my date situation.
03:21I actually didn't go into the kiss.
03:23What?
03:24Solely because I thought it was inappropriate having just dropped the tongue into his garden.
03:28Ruggerbuggas are so romantic, aren't they?
03:31I dropped the tongue in.
03:33Keats has got nothing on my lines.
03:35Keats actually loved dropping his tongue into Fanny.
03:37That was his wife's name, FYI.
03:39Grow up.
03:44And across the island, we're moving from Keats to our very own Byron of Bolton.
03:49Oh my God, we're here.
03:55Yes, you are, Potsy.
03:57And look who's waiting for you.
03:58It's your newest fan.
04:00Fan.
04:01Stephen's date Clara and Gabby's match Joelle.
04:04Looking cool.
04:06Oh, oh my.
04:07Hi.
04:08Oh Jesus, they're all dolled up.
04:10Yeah, I look like Brits abroad.
04:12Hi, guys.
04:13He's not ready for a splish slash.
04:15They are when you put it like that.
04:17Time to get wet, wild and sexy, baby.
04:23Getting wet and wild.
04:24We are getting wet and wild, isn't it?
04:26We absolutely are.
04:35Somewhere out of my depth, but being at a water park is definitely keeping my mind off of what might
04:40otherwise be nerves.
04:41So much fun.
04:43So much fun.
04:45We're in the wave tour and we're getting wavy, baby.
04:50Getting wavy, where?
04:50When I first heard date at a water park, I thought, oh my God.
04:56Are you ready?
04:57Are you ready?
04:57Can I run?
04:58Ready, baby?
04:59Here we go.
05:01I'm running.
05:02But getting tossed around in the waves with fans, what a treat.
05:07Oh my God.
05:18Hasn't seen a pair of trousers all week and he's worried about a lost bucket hat.
05:22Jesus.
05:24Thanks, love.
05:28Let's go, baby.
05:30An action-packed date is so what I needed.
05:32Literally, the only thing I've got to worry about is everything staying in place.
05:36Well, just in case things didn't stay in place, Joelle's got himself a good viewpoint.
05:41But, wow.
05:43Joelle is looking thick.
05:57Oh, how cute is this?
06:00Oh my God.
06:00And champagne.
06:03Lovely stuff.
06:04Oh, it's a good one, is that?
06:05How did you find today, though?
06:07Fun.
06:07I was nervous about the slide, to be fair, at first, just because I didn't know what I was
06:11going to look like when I came out of it.
06:13I was like, I've done my makeup and everything.
06:15Oh, just like that.
06:17Don't judge him.
06:17He's probably nervous.
06:19Joelle is hot.
06:20He is sexy.
06:22And I'm actually a bit nervous, to be honest.
06:25What is your type?
06:26I need someone that's confident.
06:27Yeah.
06:29And driven.
06:31And just got a bit about them.
06:33Eyes north, Joelle.
06:34Eyes north.
06:36First initial attraction has to be there 100%.
06:39Yeah.
06:39Everything else kind of follows after.
06:40So, like, when I seen you, I was just like, 100%.
06:43You don't even want to even ask me again.
06:45I'm down.
06:46I love that.
06:46100%.
06:47Well, this is all going swimmingly so far.
06:49How old are you, by the way?
06:50I'm 25.
06:52Oh, shit.
06:52Oh, well, it was nice while it lasted.
06:54Always an issue, though.
06:56Well, I feel like 25 is, like, the first year that I went on Love Island, and my life
07:01has changed so much since then.
07:02Sure has.
07:03You've now got Bobby B talking over your poolside date on a Spanish island, rather
07:07than Ian Sterling.
07:12And from bougie daybeds and bubbly to sticky sun loungers and screaming, as David gets
07:17to no fan in the family fun zone, well, at least he's been reunited with his beloved
07:21bucket hat.
07:22Thank you, McQueen.
07:24Thank you so much.
07:25You're welcome.
07:27Cheers to that.
07:29Cheers.
07:29Cheers.
07:31So, talk to me.
07:32Give me a bio.
07:33Hi, fam from Birmingham.
07:35Salon owner.
07:36Yeah.
07:36I'm one of 11.
07:3711?
07:3811.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:40My mum and dad didn't have a telly.
07:41They just had a creaky bed.
07:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:43Creaky double bed.
07:45He's fit.
07:46Tick.
07:47He's flirty.
07:48Tick.
07:49And he's filthy.
07:50Tick.
07:51This is getting off to a very good start.
07:54Am I your usual tie?
07:58A long sip of a cocktail is never a great sign.
08:02I like, like, I like your vibe.
08:04I like your personality.
08:06I think it's really funny.
08:07Oh, thank you.
08:08Fancy return the compliment?
08:10What's your usual tie?
08:12No, okay.
08:12Do you know what?
08:13I'd say, like, usually tall, older.
08:17I know you're shorter and younger.
08:19Shots fired.
08:21Well.
08:21I may call it three in other places.
08:22Oh, is it?
08:23Like what?
08:24Well, I'm not shorter and younger down there.
08:26Oh, okay.
08:27I call it a shrunk burn.
08:30Oh, lovely.
08:31Warm, slightly fizzy and tastes like piss.
08:35Meanwhile, after successfully avoiding any wedgie-based incidents on the slides, can Stephen finally manage to pull a successful date
08:42out of his arse as he settles down to get to know Clara?
08:45Shall we do a cheers?
08:47Nice to meet you.
08:49Nice to meet you.
08:50Are you not an orange juice fan?
08:52It's a bit sharp.
08:53Okay.
08:53You're fair to wait, I think.
08:55Yes, you're in here, Stephen.
08:56Just go with it, bruv.
08:59More bitter.
09:00Ah.
09:00Bitter.
09:01Okay, cool.
09:01What would be an example of that?
09:03Dark chocolate.
09:04Okay.
09:05I'm just going to make a really bad joke about my personality, but hopefully not.
09:10Beer's not something I want to be.
09:12That's not a bad joke.
09:13It's a dad joke.
09:14It wasn't a joke at all, was it?
09:16Fair enough, I am a dad.
09:18Listen, I was making dad jokes long before I had a kid.
09:21I've dived in headfirst with the dad jokes, and they seem to be going really well.
09:25Clara seems to be quite receptive.
09:27Things are relatively awkward, but, like, all is going all right so far.
09:31How's life?
09:32Life is all right, you know?
09:33Mm-hmm.
09:34I mean, why would you not want to come to a water park on a first date?
09:38Jump in a bikini, be half naked, go down some slides.
09:41I mean, I wouldn't normally get naked until, you know, quite a few dates along, but today
09:46I made an exception.
09:47Whoa, she is primed in on the professor.
09:50Come on, Stephen.
09:50No dad jokes this time.
09:52Think sexy.
09:53Great way to test the waters.
09:55There's a dad joke for you.
09:56There you go.
09:56Keep dropping him, it's fine.
09:57Okay, better wordplay pun stuff, but why don't you just flirt?
10:01What have you learnt from this experience so far?
10:03Very little based on current evidence.
10:05Um, that I might be asexual.
10:08Really?
10:09Fuck's sake, I'll go get your towel, mate.
10:23Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where at the water park, Gabby is attempting to resist
10:28the temptations of her toy boy, Joelle, after discovering how young he is.
10:33I mean, gripping a wine glass like a sippy cup, it's a bit of a giveaway.
10:36What are you like as a boyfriend?
10:38I feel like I'm just...
10:39Because I feel like you're cheeky and you're, like, very confident.
10:41So I can imagine, sorry to tarnish you with the same brush, but when you go out, I can
10:45imagine you to just be, like, active with the yells.
10:49No, no, no.
10:49I'm not interested in all of that.
10:51No?
10:51No, if I go out with my friends, I'm just looking to just kind of chill, enjoy the night.
10:55Like, when I like something, or, like, I want a goal for someone, I don't believe in
11:00doing things half-party.
11:01It's just pointless.
11:02It's just a waste of everyone's time.
11:03That's what I'm saying.
11:04I'm just, I'm too, I think I'm too honest for what I'm doing sometimes.
11:07I came into this looking for someone older, but they've given me a 25-year-old, but I'm
11:12having a nice time with Joelle, so this is the problem.
11:14So confusing.
11:16I'm letting you know that I'm fully 100% laughing at you.
11:20The lip fight, I can't.
11:21I can't even hold it.
11:24So from a complete flirted masterclass over to a complete flippin' mess.
11:28And unsurprisingly, there appears to still be something on Clara's mind.
11:33So what makes you think that you might be asexual?
11:37Oh no, it's just, I've not felt anything throughout this process yet.
11:41It was, yeah, it's just been nothing.
11:43Oh, Stephen.
11:46But you haven't been single for that long, right?
11:47No, six months.
11:49Six months.
11:49It's just such a weird thing as well, when you haven't dated for years.
11:54Like, this is me out of my comfort zone.
11:56So, to explain, right, I'm at a point in life where I'm a year now having been diagnosed
12:00as autistic, which is obviously something I haven't caught later on in life.
12:04It's been there the whole time.
12:05And I remember someone saying to me when I was 16, what's wrong?
12:07You never have any expression on your face.
12:09But actually, I can be really enthusiastic and happy.
12:13And look like that.
12:14Yeah, and be like, you haven't had a good time.
12:15Is that how you felt yesterday when we walked in?
12:17Absolutely.
12:18Oh, really?
12:18Yeah.
12:19It's been really easy to talk to Clara, and I've really enjoyed talking to her.
12:22I hope she feels similarly.
12:23Look, I don't know if this is heading anywhere, or where it's heading if it is,
12:26but this is the most relaxed I've felt on a date thus far.
12:30This is more like it, mate.
12:31Pro-gress from Pro-Green.
12:34You need to have a backstory, right?
12:35Like, people need to understand where you came from and how you got to where you got to.
12:39But it's the same kind of thing with my story.
12:42My mum died when I was nine, of breast cancer, and then my sister died when I was 28,
12:47of breast cancer as well, so I lost both of them.
12:50So, although I can talk about it and I'm fine,
12:52there's days where I'm like, I want my mum.
12:54Like, there's an unexplainable feeling.
12:55I want that.
12:56You know, like that comfort, that love, that safety, that security.
13:01And I think it can only really, like, come from that person.
13:03So, on those days, I give myself the space to feel like that.
13:07That's good.
13:07I relate to that.
13:09And my dad wasn't very present, but he was one of the most prominent in my thoughts.
13:13Always, we really bonded in the times we did have together.
13:16And, you know, I really get that wanting to talk to them.
13:21So, as Stephen and Clara get deep, at the shallower end of the dating pool, David and fans still
13:27have work to do if they're going to crack on with some heavy pain.
13:29How's your date been going with Tom?
13:31Yeah, he's a really nice lad.
13:33Yeah.
13:33He's a really, really nice boy.
13:35Obviously, we're very different.
13:36Obviously, Tom's from Poland.
13:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:37I'm not Jamaican heritage.
13:39You've got gravy and potatoes on the one side.
13:41Yeah.
13:41And jerk chicken on the other.
13:42I do.
13:43I enjoy jerk chicken.
13:45I enjoy gravy.
13:46That's my man.
13:47All meat and no veg.
13:48What do you prefer?
13:50Just say jerk chicken, Dave.
13:51I mean, you can't ask me that because I'm a Norther, so I call it a lot of gravy.
13:55Maybe if you take those, a bit of jerk chicken on the side, then.
13:59Maybe a bit of cold sore.
14:01Not cold sore.
14:02Not cold sore.
14:04I got that when I worked in MAGA.
14:05Nothing like a spot of herpes chat to ruin a man's appetite.
14:09What am I talking about, bringing up cold sores?
14:12I mean, me and Van are having a great time.
14:15I really think I need to change the direction of this chat.
14:17No, I'm joking.
14:18That is an absolute joke.
14:19I've got to show up for drinking these.
14:21But you're going to carry on sipping it anyway.
14:31Right, that's making me feel ill.
14:33Someone give that child a dummy to shut it up, and you can give the babies a milk while
14:36you're at it.
14:43Meanwhile, judging from the fact she's now horizontal, I'm guessing Gabby's attempts
14:47at resisting young gun Joelle's bulging biceps isn't going to plan.
14:51You've got a great body.
14:52Thank you very much.
14:53I know.
14:54Okay.
14:55I'll take it.
14:55Yeah, you do.
14:57Very good.
14:58I don't know.
14:59They look really good, though.
15:00See them ocean blue eyes.
15:02I'm kind of like, they're crazy.
15:04They're like, crazy, crazy.
15:06And even chances, you know, I'm not staring at you too much.
15:08Yeah, you look like you're really straining, mate.
15:12The date is going so well.
15:13There's so much chemistry.
15:15And I'm enjoying Joelle's company.
15:17But I have to keep reminding myself that he's 25.
15:19And I need to make sure that this isn't just about getting sexy.
15:24Anyway, five years' time, go.
15:26Uh-oh, serious question alert.
15:28Look sharp, Joelle.
15:29For five years' time, I just see myself, like, I guess with my chosen woman.
15:34But also, like, I just want to have, like, my business up and running a whole piece of little ones
15:38running around.
15:39As long as I'm happy, and I'm happy with just everyone around me and what I'm doing, I'm good.
15:43I love that.
15:44That's a great answer.
15:46Fuck, he's good.
15:50So, as Gabby looks set to fall back into her old habits, Stephen is finally getting to grips with a
15:54new one, holding a conversation with a woman.
15:58You've been really open, though.
15:59I've been told that I need to be more open by two people.
16:02You've been.
16:03I've sat room.
16:05So, you, have you been on two dates?
16:07Mm-hmm.
16:08Would you want to see me again?
16:10Come on, Pro-G, you can do this.
16:12No dad jokes, please.
16:14Yeah.
16:15Would you?
16:15Yeah.
16:16How about you?
16:17I would want to see you again.
16:19OK.
16:20Phew.
16:25I feel like it's been a really nice conversation.
16:27I've enjoyed talking to you.
16:29It's felt like the right side of challenging.
16:31Now seal the deal, PG, and get on over there and give her a snob.
16:35It's been really nice.
16:36We're going to see each other again.
16:37Yeah, sweet.
16:38Or just limp double high-five instead.
16:40Baby steps, Stephen.
16:41Baby steps.
16:42Talking with Clara was really fun.
16:44It was easy.
16:45And I feel like I was more open.
16:47I'm feeling good.
16:48It was a really nice date.
16:49We had a really good chat.
16:51Yeah, I think it was really cute.
16:53And he said that he does want to see me again.
16:55So that was like a little bit of affirmation that maybe we're moving back from asexual back
17:00to maybe heterosexual.
17:02Who knows?
17:03It's really refreshing to be able to sit down and just go, I'm a work in progress.
17:06No excuses.
17:07I'm accountable and culpable and responsible.
17:09But I am still very much asexual, bisexual, omnisexual, pansexual, up for anything sexual.
17:16Clueless.
17:17Yeah, I'd probably agree with that.
17:21I wouldn't worry, though, as David's not exactly been smashing it out of the park with his yummy
17:25brummie either.
17:26Although maybe whatever they've just chucked down their necks may help things along.
17:32Fuck me.
17:34If only that baby had a swear jar, he'd be set for life by the end of this date.
17:38Would you say you're quite forward?
17:40I am very forward.
17:41Okay.
17:41I sort of just say what I'm thinking.
17:43Okay.
17:43I'm very much like Plum.
17:45That's nice.
17:45You're not yourself.
17:46I think it depends in certain situations.
17:48I think when it comes to a situation with a boy, I'm not very forward.
17:52Like, I think I'd rather than just be like, come here.
17:56Do you know what I mean?
17:56Or something like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:58Get on your knees now.
17:59Oh, my God.
18:00Oh, my fucking God.
18:03They set the swear jar off again.
18:06Oh, my God.
18:08You've got a very nice, calming energy about you.
18:11I actually feel like we're quite similar.
18:13Yeah, I know what you mean.
18:14I actually do.
18:14I think we're very cheeky, we're fun.
18:16We can both hold our own.
18:18I like that.
18:19You've got that, like, charm, charisma.
18:21That was a nice compliment.
18:24You're welcome.
18:25How do you feel the date's gone?
18:26For you or the couple with the newborn?
18:28I feel like it's gone very natural.
18:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:31No, I think it's been really, really good.
18:34I would definitely want to see you again.
18:36Yes, David, but does Fan want to let you have a sip on his strongbow?
18:40Good.
18:40I'd want to see you again.
18:42Well, yeah.
18:42Cheers to that.
18:44Get in.
18:48Oh, a sign of things to come, Dave.
18:50Do you know what?
18:51That went so good with Fan.
18:54Literally, right, nice.
18:57Come on, then.
18:58Let's get you back.
19:00David made me feel really comfortable.
19:02I feel like we got on really well.
19:04I mean, it's not very often I've told someone to get on their knees
19:06and they're still sat in front of me, so, yeah.
19:11Both dates went really, really well.
19:12And now I'm kind of like, where am I going with this?
19:16Like, who am I picking?
19:17Like, where is it actually going to go?
19:19It could be either.
19:20It could be both.
19:21We could do a three-way date.
19:23That'd be sexy.
19:25As long as it's not within 500 yards of the family's splash zone, David,
19:29you can feel your boots, mate.
19:33And talking of hanging around the kids' area,
19:35how is Gabby getting on with her toy boy, Joelle?
19:39To be fair, I'm looking forward to another date.
19:42I feel like today was good.
19:44OK.
19:45I'm hoping you're looking forward to another date.
19:47Yeah.
19:48I am.
19:49I'm happy that we're kind of, like, on the same page, I guess.
19:52But I feel like we're just missing one more thing, though.
19:54What?
19:55I think I know.
19:56I want to tell you.
20:00What a smooth bastard.
20:08That was a good kiss.
20:09I'll give you that.
20:10Yeah, I mean, there's nothing better than a good kiss.
20:13100%.
20:16From the moment Joelle spoke to me,
20:19there was already sort of nair.
20:23I don't think the date could have gone any better,
20:25and it ended with a kiss a couple times,
20:27so I'm smiling.
20:29I'm a happy man.
20:32He made me feel nervous, but in a good way.
20:34And comfortable in a good way.
20:37And honestly, he's impressed me a lot.
20:40He's fit.
20:42Coming up!
20:43You have a big decision to make.
20:46The agents drop an absolute stinker.
20:48This will be a little bit of a squeaky bum moment.
20:53She's glad, miss.
20:54There's no point chasing if he's not there.
20:56I'm going to say no.
20:59I'm going to look at my heart.
21:00If you would like to continue to see Pauline,
21:04please stand up now.
21:16Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
21:18where judging by those happy slow-motion walks,
21:21the celebs have been invited somewhere fun by the agents.
21:25Sunset drinks by the beach,
21:26end of tennis send-off party,
21:28or maybe a game of musical chairs.
21:30What a sun-pissed bunch of beauties.
21:33A big welcome to you all
21:34for our last day in paradise together.
21:37Oh.
21:38Yes, but I'm glad that you all look relaxed and happy.
21:42Well, we want to end this trip with a bang.
21:46So do they.
21:47It's the whole reason they're here.
21:48This is where shit gets real.
21:50Why do I get the impression this party
21:52might be about to receive some unwelcome guests?
21:55Oh, my God.
21:57My bum hole is twitching
21:59like a schnauzer's nose at Christmas.
22:02Why is there so many chairs?
22:04What the fuck is going on here?
22:06Now, at the start of this trip,
22:08we set out that the purpose
22:09was to focus solely on your dating
22:12without the noise and the distraction
22:14of everyday life.
22:17So, have you been dating with intent?
22:20Have connections been formed?
22:22It's time for some radical honesty.
22:27We're not going to be the ones giving it to you.
22:30Right?
22:31As you can see,
22:31there are 12 seats in front of you.
22:34So I think you might know
22:35who will be filling them.
22:36Well, I'm guessing it ain't going to be
22:38the England team
22:38and Tommy Tuchel
22:39for a World Cup team photo, is it?
22:41Oh, my God.
22:42So this is a huge moment for our celebs
22:43and what this entire trip has been about,
22:45and that is face-to-face feedback.
22:47In a few minutes,
22:48we'll get a chance to learn
22:49what they've learned,
22:50if anything,
22:51from this entire experience.
22:53This will be
22:54a little bit of a squeaky bum moment.
22:57I am so nervous
22:58about going into this feedback
23:00because I genuinely,
23:01hand on my heart,
23:02don't know what they're going to say.
23:04And, yeah,
23:05I mean, no-one likes hearing criticism
23:07about themselves, do they?
23:10I need a drink right now.
23:12I could pretend I'm not
23:14a little bit nervous,
23:15but I'm about to get feedback
23:16in front of people.
23:18Why would I be pricking it?
23:19I'm not pricking it.
23:20Of course I'm not pricking it.
23:22Gabby looks like
23:23she doesn't know
23:23whether to faint or follow through.
23:25I've done both today.
23:27Best put them out of their misery
23:28and bring on the day tease.
23:42Hi, guys.
23:44Good to see you.
23:46Hello.
23:46Some eye-banging already
23:47going down at 12 o'clock?
23:49Eyes up, Joelle.
23:50OK, guys.
23:51Over the last week,
23:53you wonderful bunch
23:54have, of course,
23:55been dating our celebrities.
23:57But now it is decision time.
24:02Do you want to continue
24:03dating our celebrities
24:05for romantic intentions
24:06back in the UK?
24:09Celebrities.
24:10The initial decisions
24:11are in the hands
24:13of the dateies.
24:14Well, butter my bum cheeks
24:16and tickle my perineum.
24:17I did not see that coming.
24:19For the first time ever,
24:21we're shifting the power
24:22and control
24:23and taking the decision-making
24:25power away from the celebs.
24:26We want to see if they've put
24:28in enough effort,
24:29made a good enough impression
24:30for their dateies
24:31to want to see them
24:32again in the UK.
24:34First up,
24:34we have the gorgeous David.
24:40The best legs in the UK.
24:42In the world,
24:43Tom, I'm sorry.
24:44Don't pull me down.
24:46There's Fan looking
24:47a little nervy.
24:49And David's first date
24:50was with fireman Thomas.
24:52Let's have a nice spice.
24:53I have a spice there.
24:53Who had the hots for the pots
24:55but made him a little
24:55too hot in the gob.
24:56Oh, my God.
24:57Henry knows how to turn
24:58the heat up.
24:59They're trying to get you
24:59to get your horse out.
25:00But despite the early
25:02warning sirens,
25:03the spark reignited
25:04for long enough
25:04to arrange a second date.
25:06Yeah, I think it'd be nice
25:07to see each other.
25:09Tomas and Fan.
25:16If you would love
25:17to date David again
25:19back in the UK,
25:20please stand up.
25:25Oh, Jesus, please.
25:26God, no.
25:32Oh, come on.
25:34There we are.
25:38Oh, thanks fuck for that.
25:40My sphinx has just sent
25:42you a thank you card, chaps.
25:49I've got to say there's
25:49only space for two gay guys
25:51in the village
25:51and it's me and David.
25:53Sorry.
25:55Watch out, Tomas.
25:56What you're a talking
25:56coming from Fan?
25:57Keep me claws at home, babe.
26:00Not so good.
26:00Good effort.
26:01How long have you
26:02packed with your shirt?
26:03Better.
26:04RIP, Pat.
26:06Keep going!
26:07Keep going!
26:08Dave's so excited.
26:09If you had trousers
26:09on, it'd take them off.
26:12She's mad, miss.
26:14Have we signed up for?
26:16This is so mental.
26:19Hey, Tomas and Fan,
26:21you both stood up for David.
26:23We've got to hear
26:24from both of you
26:25to why you'd love,
26:28love to date David again
26:30back in the UK.
26:31I honestly feel like
26:32we've had an amazing date
26:33with David.
26:34We've had so much fun
26:35and I feel like there's
26:36so much to discover
26:37about you
26:37that I'll be stupid
26:39not to try.
26:41Our date was like,
26:42you know,
26:42we had lots of laughs,
26:43we had a lot in common.
26:44Over time,
26:45that could blossom somewhere
26:46and be really nice.
26:47So, yeah,
26:48I'm only an actual fan.
26:52David,
26:53do you want to date
26:54Thomas
26:55or Fan
26:56back in the UK?
27:03I'm definitely
27:04attracted to you,
27:05Thomas,
27:06but I don't think
27:07the chemistry is there.
27:09OK.
27:10Maybe you should have
27:10gone more Frank Butcher,
27:11Thomas.
27:13I would
27:14like to date
27:15Fan again.
27:21Oh, can I sit down now?
27:28That was a tough decision,
27:30but I'm so glad
27:31that I picked Fan.
27:32There was just
27:33something about him
27:34and I feel like
27:35I definitely need to
27:36explore that
27:36back in the UK.
27:38Lucinda!
27:39Lulu,
27:40you're up next.
27:40Yay!
27:45Lucinda's first
27:45holiday hook-up
27:46was with
27:46larger-than-life Steve.
27:48On a date so bizarre
27:49no-one even thought
27:49to mention his moustache.
27:51You're like a unicorn,
27:51aren't you?
27:53I don't know
27:54about a unicorn,
27:55but...
27:55Yeah, like a one-off.
27:57Very rare.
27:57That's very kind.
27:59But her next date
28:00with Ken
28:00was less eccentric
28:01and more electric.
28:03I would say
28:03you're one of my times.
28:04OK, I'm loving this.
28:05I'm loving this.
28:06Carbo, no.
28:09Steve and Ken.
28:12If you would like
28:13to continue dating
28:15our Lucinda
28:16back in the UK,
28:17could I please
28:18invite you
28:19to stand up now?
28:22I hate this bit.
28:24Right, well,
28:24his tash is already
28:25fully erect,
28:25but will the legs
28:26follow suit?
28:34Yes, Ken,
28:35but what happened
28:35to Steve?
28:36Your pussy tick
28:37could have
28:37got caught
28:37in something, mate.
28:38Oh!
28:40OK.
28:43Steve,
28:44I have to say
28:44I'm good
28:45and about you guys.
28:46I'm quite surprised
28:46to see you sitting down.
28:47Lucinda and I
28:48got on really well.
28:49We had a great time
28:50talking,
28:51but I think
28:51it's like two magnets.
28:53If you get the same pole,
28:55they don't attract.
28:56There's like a gap
28:57and they can't
28:57get closer together.
28:59Yeah,
28:59it's no point chasing
29:00if he's not there.
29:01You're right.
29:01In the words of Mr Brunson,
29:02if it's not a hell yes,
29:03it's a hell.
29:04No.
29:05He let you down with that.
29:06More energy, Paul.
29:07Ken?
29:08Yes?
29:09Have you found your Barbie?
29:11She's my warrior princess,
29:13you know?
29:13I think that was Zena,
29:15not Barbie.
29:15She was dressed amazing,
29:17she looked good.
29:17The vibe was just vibing,
29:19honestly, yeah,
29:19and my hands were misbehaving.
29:22Oh, thank your pardon?
29:23I'm just going to
29:24stop touching her.
29:25He's had no problems
29:26with his magnets then.
29:27Were you okay
29:27with that, Lucinda?
29:28It was pretty saucy.
29:29Yeah, it was saucy.
29:30I mean, look at this man.
29:31I mean...
29:32Lucinda,
29:33do you want to date Ken
29:35back in the UK?
29:38Come on, Lucinda,
29:39let's make this
29:40two out of two
29:40and give Ken
29:41the warrior prince title
29:42he clearly deserves.
29:44I do.
29:45She does know
29:45she's on
29:46Celebs Go Dating
29:47and not maths.
29:49Jesus Christ.
29:50I thought that was
29:50really cool
29:51how Ken stood up
29:53claimed his territory
29:54and said his peace
29:55and I'm kind of excited
29:57to see what happens.
30:16To heaven and a dream
30:18yes, unless you ask nicely.
30:21And a flirty start
30:22to the date...
30:23But I was very,
30:24very attracted to you.
30:26Led to a frisky finish.
30:32But her next date
30:33with happy chappy Andy
30:34wasn't quite so romantic.
30:36I've got a little farm.
30:37What do you do on the farm?
30:39Are you adding one of those?
30:40That's more of a
30:40third date question, Andy.
30:42I've got horses
30:42and goats
30:43and goats
30:44and ducks
30:44and chickens.
30:44I'm allergic to horses.
30:49Steve and Andy
30:50if you would like
30:52to continue
30:52to see Colleen
30:54please stand up now.
30:57Right, come on chaps
30:59up you get.
31:01Come on.
31:05Come on lads
31:05we've got a break
31:06coming up.
31:07Up you get.
31:08Steve?
31:09Andy?
31:11Andy?
31:12Steve?
31:23Welcome back
31:23to Celebs Go Dating
31:25where loose woman
31:25Colleen's been left hanging
31:26for an uncomfortably long time
31:28by Steve and Andy.
31:29Come on fellas
31:30one of you must want
31:31to date a Nolan sister again.
31:33Okay, let me say that
31:33one more time.
31:34If you would like
31:35to continue to see Colleen
31:39please stand up
31:41right now.
31:45Don't let me down guys
31:46this is horrible
31:47my arse always
31:47flapping about
31:48like Steve's tash.
31:54Oh Colleen.
31:56Bless her.
31:57That's not the only one.
31:58Alright, so
31:59clearly you've made
32:00your intentions clear here.
32:01Alright.
32:03This is awful.
32:04I literally want
32:05the ground
32:06to swallow me up.
32:08I'm mortified.
32:10I'm really hurt
32:11actually
32:12because
32:13I really did think
32:14that Steve would stand up
32:16because I thought
32:16we had a great connection.
32:18So Andy
32:18you didn't stand up
32:19what was the reason why?
32:21I think we had
32:22a lot of similarities
32:23but a lot of differences
32:24between us as well
32:24so
32:25I wouldn't want
32:26to mislead you
32:27and I know
32:27you're too intended
32:28is it a lady
32:29to have that happen
32:30and I'm too respectful
32:31of you
32:31and myself
32:33to do that.
32:34Yeah.
32:35Alright.
32:35Well said Andy.
32:36So Steve
32:37we have to go to you.
32:39Why did you not stand up?
32:40Let's hope he's got
32:41two broken legs.
32:42Well he will have
32:43when the loose women
32:43get hold of him.
32:45Me and Colleen
32:47from the start
32:49was an absolute hit
32:51emotionally
32:51but the only thing
32:53for me
32:53the sexual chemistry
32:54wasn't there.
32:56Oh that's got to hurt.
32:59Colleen
32:59how are you feeling?
33:01I thought me and Steve
33:02got on really really
33:03like so well.
33:04So well.
33:05Yeah.
33:06If there's no fiscal
33:07attraction whatsoever
33:08there usually isn't a gift.
33:09She's got you there pal.
33:16I hope that
33:17after this
33:18that we can still be friends
33:20and I would love
33:21to see her again.
33:22Don't push your luck
33:23further.
33:24He's digging himself a hole.
33:25I didn't come on here
33:26to meet a friend.
33:27I've got lots of male friends
33:29that I get on great with.
33:32Colleen
33:32leave it with us.
33:34Yeah.
33:34We are going to work hard
33:35and we're going to find you
33:36your dream man.
33:37Yeah.
33:38Alright.
33:39I'm going forward
33:40with a completely
33:41different perspective.
33:43You have to be transparent
33:44and I guess that's what
33:45Steve and Andy were
33:46and maybe I need to
33:48take a leaf out of their book
33:49and from this moment forward
33:51I'm going to be honest
33:53as they were.
33:54Gabby.
33:55It's your turn.
33:56Please stand up.
33:58Prior to Gabby's
33:59wetter than expected
34:00water park date with Joelle
34:02she dated gym owner Carl
34:03but his chat or lack of it
34:05didn't exactly flow her boat.
34:07Is there anything else
34:08you want to know about me?
34:13Oh man.
34:14Until she eventually
34:15found the perfect solution
34:16to an awkward silence.
34:24Okay.
34:26Carl and Joelle
34:27if you'd like to date Gabby
34:30back in the UK
34:31please stand up.
34:33Well this is a no-brainer.
34:35Yeah mum.
34:37Oh god surely
34:38Gabby's not going to get
34:39pied as well.
34:40The fuck?
34:45Oh thank the lord.
34:47How are you feeling Gabby?
34:49I don't know
34:49obviously it's like
34:50it's a nice feeling isn't it?
34:51I wouldn't know.
34:53Oh Killeen.
34:54I don't know what you're
34:55smiling about mate.
34:57Carl could you please
34:58tell us why you stood up
35:00for Gabby?
35:01When we had the date
35:02I was a little bit nervous
35:03but then Gabby helped us out
35:04with that and I thought
35:04that was really like
35:05shorter personality look.
35:07Nice work Gats.
35:09Coming to you Joelle.
35:10I'm not going to speak
35:11too much for our connection
35:12because I thought
35:12I was understood
35:13doesn't need to be explained.
35:15Christ he's good.
35:16My pants are just slipped off.
35:17Let me take some notes
35:18real quick.
35:20Let me write
35:21I'm going to write that
35:22to you.
35:23Wow he's even given
35:24P-Dog a boner.
35:25Oh god.
35:27I didn't want to stop kissing
35:28you didn't want to stop
35:29kissing me so
35:30it's too big.
35:31Oh my god.
35:40I think both of you
35:41are amazing
35:42in different ways.
35:46Karl I feel like
35:47there was so much potential
35:48when I first met you
35:49I hope that I did
35:50make you feel comfortable
35:51but I just wanted
35:51a bit more back
35:52because it has to be
35:54both ways
35:55and then obviously
35:56Joelle was like
35:57so fun
35:59and you made me feel
36:0110-10
36:01from the moment I met you.
36:03I think there's potential
36:03there for us to
36:05find out more
36:06so
36:07I feel like it's only fair
36:09to give Joelle
36:10a second go.
36:11Joelle
36:11come on down
36:12give her a little
36:13you were a sexy kiss
36:15you were a sexy kiss
36:17sexy
36:17sexy
36:18sexy
36:18sexy
36:20everything about you
36:22just feels so right
36:25I have a really good
36:26first date with Joelle
36:27so I am buzzing
36:28to see him again
36:29see what's
36:30let's see what's left
36:32Paul would you like to
36:34kiss Joelle
36:34yeah
36:35Joelle
36:36Joelle
36:36Paul would like to kiss
36:39this is awkward
36:40you don't want to go for
36:41a drink with Colleen
36:41dear Karl
36:42okay
36:43James
36:44James
36:47James invited
36:48PT mum of two
36:49Scarlett to tennis
36:50after meeting her
36:50at the mixer
36:51do you like going out
36:52party or not
36:52are you
36:52no not massively
36:53and wasted no time
36:55in showing her
36:55his favourite workout
36:57the lip press
37:02his second date
37:03was with Zara
37:04and there were few
37:04complaints from the big man
37:06you look beautiful
37:07have you been in before
37:08must have been about
37:0920
37:09what's the last week
37:11smooth
37:13Scarlett
37:13and Zara
37:20if you would like to
37:21date James again
37:23please would you stand up
37:26I'm used to playing
37:27in front of big crowds
37:28big moments
37:29but to be honest with you
37:30I am very
37:31very
37:32very nervous
37:33at this point
37:34chill out James
37:35I reckon this is going to
37:36be a try
37:36and conversion
37:41one down
37:41oh
37:44and it's an unconverted
37:46try
37:48okay
37:49at least one person
37:50to drop
37:51Scarlett
37:52why have you stayed
37:52sitting down
37:54I've loved getting to
37:55know James
37:56I think you're a kid
37:57I really do
37:57I just think
37:59you know
38:00our lifestyles
38:01aren't a match
38:01and I want somebody
38:03who's you know
38:03going to give me
38:05everything
38:09how you feeling about that
38:11I mean look
38:12you've got to respect
38:12to everyone's honesty
38:13really
38:13but ultimately
38:15having listened to her story
38:16about her kids
38:17and how dedicated she is
38:18and what she wants
38:19and where she is in her life
38:20which is to
38:20find someone to settle down
38:21straight away
38:22my life
38:23I do not think
38:24would fit in
38:25with hers
38:26I think what you've both done
38:27actually is very
38:29emotionally mature
38:29I think that's very sensible
38:30I think you are ruling
38:32with your head
38:32not your heart
38:33and in this case
38:33I think that's really important
38:35somebody did stand up
38:36why
38:37well
38:38very handsome
38:40yeah
38:40fancy
38:41we had a great chat
38:42and I thought it was nice
38:43it was light
38:43it was fun
38:45and that's what
38:46I'm about
38:47James
38:48in your heart of hearts
38:49would you like to see
38:50Zara again
38:51back in the UK
38:52here we go
38:53easy
38:55I think for me
38:56I'm going to say no
38:57what the actual fuck
38:59this guy's full of surprises
39:00not to mention protein shakes
39:02I felt that you and I
39:03had a physical connection
39:04you know
39:05I think you're very attractive
39:06but I've sort of
39:08thought a bit more
39:08about what I want
39:09and I probably need
39:10something slightly different
39:11I think the old me
39:13would have definitely said
39:14go on another date
39:16but I think in this process
39:18you're meant to be serious
39:19you're meant to
39:19focus on where
39:21there's longevity
39:22so I had to be cutthroat
39:26all right
39:27Stephen
39:27please step forward
39:29before dating Clara
39:30at the water park
39:32Stephen kicked off
39:33his dating journey
39:34and tenors
39:35on a second date
39:35with Jane
39:36and wingman James
39:37but his small talk
39:38was less sexy
39:39and more depressive
39:40my dog died
39:41two years ago
39:42three years ago
39:43don't bring the
39:43I'm talking about
39:44your dead dog now
39:45so this is what
39:45goes on in my head
39:46stop your head
39:48okay so Jane
39:49and Clara
39:51if you'd like to
39:52continue dating Stephen
39:56stand up now
39:59oh my stomach's
40:00churning
40:00I might do a dive
40:01and take my trousers
40:02off for this one
40:03just in case
40:08oh get in
40:09good work Steve
40:12this is what we like
40:15so Jane
40:16we're going to start
40:16with you
40:17so the first date
40:18was a double date
40:20it was more like
40:21a hangout
40:22the second
40:23was a party
40:24so we've not had
40:26an actual one-on-one
40:27so yeah
40:28that's why I'm standing
40:29Clara
40:30why did you stand up
40:31for Stephen
40:33we went to the
40:34water park
40:34for our first date
40:35so obviously I got
40:36to see him in his
40:37swimming trunk
40:38so that's
40:38that was not
40:39we had a really
40:46great date
40:47and I just felt like
40:48we connected over
40:49a lot of different
40:49things
40:50for me
40:50I was able to be
40:52myself
40:52which I don't think
40:53I always am
40:54it just felt like
40:55a really safe space
40:56and that was really
40:57nice
40:57you just used a word
40:59that we love
40:59and that was safe
41:00you felt safe
41:01look at that
41:02look at this
41:04watch this
41:04safe
41:05safe
41:06this is music
41:08to my ears
41:08feeling safe
41:09indicates a far
41:11deeper connection
41:11than just
41:12surface level chat
41:13it's the fundamentals
41:14for any successful
41:16and healthy relationship
41:17I am so proud of Stephen
41:20Stephen
41:20would you like to see
41:22either of these
41:23two beautiful ladies
41:24when we return
41:25to the UK
41:27this is not
41:28the easiest part
41:29of the process
41:30having to make
41:31a decision
41:32which impacts
41:33two people
41:33but a decision
41:34has to be made
41:35and I think
41:36I don't know
41:36what decision
41:36I'm going to make
41:37I would like
41:38to see you again
41:39Claire
41:40it's Clara Steve
41:41sorry
41:42her name's Jane
41:44what a milestone
41:45for me
41:46a second date
41:48Sarah's got her shit
41:49together
41:50she seems really cool
41:51so let's see what happens
41:52alright well that
41:53is a wrap
41:54on Tenerife
41:56what a week
41:57yes absolutely
41:58celebrities
41:59we want to thank you
42:00for leaning into
42:00this experience
42:01this is never
42:02an easy process
42:03and for our new
42:05couples
42:06we look forward
42:07to seeing you
42:08in London
42:08bye bye
42:09see you later
42:10bye girl
42:10see you later
42:11so with things
42:12tied up nicely
42:13with a tiny bow
42:13antennas
42:14or in David's case
42:16a boner
42:16Jesus guys
42:18you're going to
42:18see each other
42:18in 30 minutes
42:19at check in
42:20Lucinda chose
42:21Ken
42:21Gabby picked
42:22Joelle
42:22and Stephen
42:23went for Clara
42:26oh looks like
42:27Colleen's about to
42:28test Stephen
42:28who won
42:29I'm not one
42:30for confrontation
42:31Steve
42:31but I didn't
42:32come on here
42:32to find friends
42:33so piss
42:34Jesus
42:35grab your popcorn
42:36folks
42:36I always pick
42:37pricks
42:40wouldn't have
42:41worked
42:41so that's fine
42:43can I have a kiss
42:44but if you ever say
42:45I'm not physically
42:45attractive again
42:46you are physical
42:47no you said
42:48there's no physical
42:48I didn't go
42:50you said on the
42:51physical front
42:52no I didn't
42:53oh watch it back
42:55yeah watch it back
42:56and also watch your back
42:58Janet Street Porter's
42:59coming for you mate
43:00anyway
43:00nice seeing you
43:01bye
43:02nice seeing you
43:04now fuck off
43:05it's how they should
43:06start off at all
43:07episodes of Lose Women
43:09tomorrow night
43:10dating and masturbating
43:11I feel like I'm
43:13good looking enough
43:14not to lie
43:15PK humble arrives
43:16and what should I
43:17add to my
43:17dating roster
43:18how many people
43:19are on this roster
43:19probably like 20 plus
43:21so why the hell
43:22need that help
43:22as our celebs
43:24full bag
43:25full bag
43:25full bag
43:27girl
43:27what
43:28I can pick up
43:28a singular new dog
43:29and then he
43:30went with your sister
43:31what
43:33dating
43:33if I saw you
43:34at the bar
43:35I'll buy you
43:35as a bag
43:36me
43:36after that
43:37what will happen
43:37yay
43:38hee
43:38hee
43:39hee
43:39hee
44:07hee
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