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Perfect Match Season 4 Episode 2
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00:00That's what I want, so I can go,
00:07That's just like what it is
00:18I think I'll have no problem staying in the house
00:20Because mine are pretty easy to figure out
00:22And also, I got a new pair of tits
00:26We upgraded to a double D bag
00:39I'm so happy that Kayla's here I actually cannot contain myself that's my best friend
00:44I met her through friends and I feel like we're stronger together in the house
00:54you look amazing I like what we got going on here I like the setting wow Kayla's a beauty
01:02she's glimmering with a presence that can't even explain in words I'm speechless right now honestly
01:15Kayla is gorgeous and beautiful and she's a threat to the other couples for sure welcome to the house
01:22Kayla thank you all right are you guys ready for another single let's see what's up I'm nervous
01:32me too I don't think I have like a lot of game but being six foot six and having an
01:49accent does help
01:50there's also something big you can't see I'd be extremely big hot 20% game 80% hot look at
01:59this
01:59place oh he's British I'm here to have fun and meet gorgeous women and my dog needs a dog mom
02:07so I'm
02:08ready hey how you going hey Alison wow this man is huge like his energy is just so big like
02:18his
02:18energy is also big you could feel that what am I trying to say I'm sitting over next to the
02:23girls
02:24yeah I love how you're like sitting next to the two girls amazing well that's what we're here for
02:31aren't we yeah yeah Dave is basically a giant it's not a problem for me usually but with mr. six
02:40-foot
02:40giraffe I might be smoked I'm from Mathis Australia oh married at first sight how old are you 37 okay
02:48I'm not the oldest in the house anyway guys respect this elder now oh thanks a lot all right guys
02:55so
02:55we have our two singles but there is one more oh there's one more oh we're bringing three people in
03:06I'm not leaving this house so the math is not adding up for me all right let's do it get
03:13excited
03:14let's go okay let's open this door
03:20back in the day they used to call me mr. tyb so it's mr. take your bitch but we'll say
03:24tyg mr. take
03:25your girl respectfully
03:29I'm extremely competitive I played basketball my entire life
03:33but I can flirt so I'm kind of gonna get the girl I want
03:37what's up I'm Jimmy y'all I'm definitely a butt guy my perfect match is like big plump lips
03:42tone waist like miss is incredible she's built crazy bro I don't know what you else you want me to
03:48say
03:49hi I'm Jimmy I'm Kayla Kayla nice to meet you nice to meet you I'm Allison
03:53Jimmy is so cute he looks a lot like my crush when I was like 15 so I'm very excited
04:00to talk to him
04:01I'm sorry I'm not from myself it's from Chicago yeah Jesus Christ give me a break dude the height
04:07on all these fellas I know right hi Jimmy I don't like that I ain't gonna lie we can't do
04:12it through
04:12Jimmy's you know Jimbo James whatever you want to call him he's not Jimmy I'm the only Jimmy that's
04:17staying in this house Jimmy my name is also Jimmy Jimbo what up baby I'm not leaving someone's gotta go
04:24I'm the one you can't ignore always is your one and more ah do I have your attention
04:32the cheeks are fucking hot dude this is interesting though I'm kind of like yeah let's see what happens
04:38three new singles in the house and they're staying the night this is what we really needed to see
04:44who really likes who it's getting kind of dicey it's getting kind of mixy
04:49I'm partner with the girl in the ring Allison little tiny one little compact one
04:56welcome so glad we brought you in it was so fun it comes in and says we're just to bring
05:00the
05:00singles in like no dates now it's like you change the whole dynamic but then they get a date yeah
05:04we
05:05get to choose who we want to take there's no matching tonight oh they have the power in their
05:08hands as far as they want to go date with is there anyone who caught you guys are the black
05:13shorts
05:14with like the floral oh Chris oh who's he much me yeah he's sorry he's cute
05:25Damari I've met once before he's hot yeah I'm with Damari oh girl please I mean bring Kayla
05:36was strategic we wanted to shake things up but I'm not sharing Damari
05:42Allison was telling me you were her best friend so I was like yeah yeah I do I do how
05:47are you with
05:47your match I'm still staying open but you're not married yet not married yet at all I knew Kayla
05:54I'm too hard to handle like we have mutuals and like I know some people that she's actually dated
05:58before I feel like we've been in a lot of similar rooms I've always had a boyfriend though
06:03I'm going to go to another spot Kayla is very very beautiful it's so hard for me to not look
06:08at her
06:09all the time what's your type tall dark features and like takes care of themselves muscular handsome
06:15but honestly men don't try these days so I like the resistance the whole like oh I just want you
06:20because I want you for right now I don't even know why you won't chase someone unless you like know
06:24why
06:25you want them yeah so you can't make it that easy okay making it work I mean keep working
06:33I like your I like your banter thank you I like yours too where do you live in LA oh
06:38yeah yeah I
06:39just moved there like a year ago like literally just in a year Indianapolis
06:48I knew that was a shot too Kayla's more than my best friend Kayla's my sister and I've got my
06:53girl
06:53Kayla's back no matter what that being said I'm definitely still feeling Tamari I would love to
06:59talk to you more yeah let's talk everyone knows what we signed up for at the end of the day
07:03I'm here
07:03to find my perfect match not theirs so I'm gonna have to just go for it how are you and
07:08Damon
07:08I'm definitely really interested in him like and we like are good about having conversations
07:13about things and I really value that yeah but I mean I definitely want to talk to you more yeah
07:19I'm very interested in you yeah yeah but I know like you guys are like I feel like you guys
07:23are
07:23pretty locked in um we're staying open you know what I mean where's oh she's with D she's with D
07:31I don't
07:31like that at all okay I'm gonna have her no no no no why at this point it seems like
07:37all the
07:37girls are interested in Tamari go away please hi babe oh are you going okay come on come come
07:46this is a good time I mean you can't force her oh yeah true true true yeah so we can't
07:49force you
07:50guys yeah actually actually we don't know actually yeah yeah about our bad actually yeah yeah I didn't
07:54know in the middle of you talking about him it's crazy okay but for real we should go actually
08:00separate them yeah thanks we're actually gonna interrupt I think you guys should have a conversation
08:04is that okay I mean I wanted to finish what I was saying okay finish yeah you guys can find
08:09us
08:09yeah okay definitely the double back is crazy crazy for Allison and Martin you're talking right now
08:20yeah where are you from my mom is Puerto Rican you know we have this sisterhood here I want her
08:29to
08:29fit in of course however Kayla is Chris's type and it's making me feel a little uncomfy I don't like
08:37feeling like someone else can get to my man can I tell you something yeah you are the first guy
08:43that
08:43caught my eye when I walked in the house thank you it's so funny because my ex is Puerto Rican
08:51well here you go so too hot to handle how was that experience it was good I mean I dated
08:55my
08:56boyfriend from it for two and a half years from the show oh that's actually really cool for me
09:01dating multiple people hookup culture like I don't I don't fuck around in lack of better words like
09:07yeah like I do take the relationship seriously like that you know like yeah I feel like I know
09:11exactly what you're saying really if I get feelings for you that's it I'm vibing with Chris heavily he
09:19seems to be really mature and I want a confident hot grown and sexy man both of my exes have
09:25been
09:25like players turned like good for me I think I want one to come to me like already fixed how
09:31are you in
09:32your connection um I've been blessed to have a match that I can be honest with and that I can
09:37definitely trust something that we're big on is like communication is that right there yeah okay
09:42cool just talking to a new guy yeah are you Australian yeah I am oh my gosh oh thank you
09:48your eyes are amazing so are yours yours are like real hazely green oh here you go
10:00boom boom bitches should we go get another drink uh sure yeah let's do it I agree
10:06guys three inches taller than me and he's jacked he's ripped and I am definitely feeling the
10:11pressure on my relationship all right I'll be happy Chris keeps popping out and doing uh girls in the
10:17bedroom really is that what he's doing in there that's ridiculous where the dumbbells at I'll just start
10:32lifting a chair up or something give me one of those like stands
10:44so this is your second dating show yeah okay it's the second side quest okay that's such a good word
10:49earlier I said side quest and I feel like I got like weird looks about it anytime you want to
10:53say it
10:53say it to me perfect don't say it loud loud and proud for you yeah I think me and Chris
10:59have a
11:00great connection but I am a little bit nervous with Kayla in the house and I think that I would
11:05be shooting myself in the foot to lock anything down right away I want to talk to everyone Dave and
11:11Jimmy S are both my type to a T so I am determined to get on one of these dates
11:17is Chris your type
11:19my typical type yeah is no you right here Mackenzie stop I like tattoos don't don't get a big hat
11:27now
11:28is that why you're blushing I blush all the time and I'm sunburnt as hell fuck it yeah you would
11:33like a
11:33crab oh my gosh make me feel worse about it you know what's crazy is literally today I was having
11:40a
11:40chat and I saw a crab let's get a selfie sorry it's your lady Chris I'm joking I'm joking I
11:49have to marry to
11:50first side Australia I sort of stopped dating people because I was just like you know figuring out
11:55myself again I'm quite an emotional person and I wear my heart on my sleeve so going through all that
12:00was difficult I can't bring someone into my world when I'm still trying to navigate through it now I'm in
12:05the
12:05position where I'm open to meeting somebody and bringing someone into my life Dave do you want to go
12:10for a chat Ali okay let's go you want me to chat yeah let's go I'm a lover boy and
12:16I haven't felt love
12:17in a long time but I want to share my life with somebody now you know I like back scratches
12:22and I
12:22don't get any of them from my friends so what do you do I'm an astrologer that's like my day
12:28job
12:29yeah I know I know I know the full moon I get it yeah my mom is into it and
12:35she's a nerd so when
12:36yeah it's a full moon she's like it's gonna be fucked up and it is you notice it every time
12:41yeah
12:41astrology is crazy wise and the government utilizing this one I don't know I feel like we're a little
12:48crowded in here now what's your favorite movie The Notebook really yeah and my name's Ali so yeah
12:55like I will write you 365 letters if you leave me and I'll build you build you a balcony across
13:00the
13:00house really yeah okay you want to know what I want tell me I'm gonna turn into Ali real quick
13:06I want a patio for my cats oh the fun things for the cats I can do that that's the
13:13easiest thing
13:13what else you want I'm gonna cry what else you want oh my god I'm gonna cry Dave is so
13:19like genuine
13:20and he is charming and has an accent and he's cute is that the sun setting in the wall the
13:26sun setting
13:26let's go I said I wanted to see the sunset today I think I definitely will have like a little
13:30crash
13:32you're really cute Ali thank you I've liked our chat you're cute I like your chat a lot look at
13:37us
13:38can I have a kiss okay
13:46do me not look
13:56okay now you get your cattery okay
13:59not me waving like hi give me
14:04yeah I don't know a little frustrating damn I don't want his Australian breath on her
14:09shut the fuck out Dave
14:13I just wait
14:14stop I'm ready to really cry I feel bad
14:16I actually thought Ali and I had a really good thing going apparently not
14:21I'm just like really pissed off as shit here changes so fast let me get a drink yeah Dave is
14:28very not shy and it seems like Chris is getting along with Kayla so I'm not gonna put all my
14:35eggs in
14:36one basket what is your name again I'm sorry Mackenzie Mackenzie I'm Jimmy nice to meet you
14:40you're from Chicago I am I'm from up road which is like a suburb of Chicago oh nice I live
14:46in the
14:46city now what about you really Detroit yeah with the new singles in the house the women are in power
14:55so you know there's more men here and it's a little bit of a relief I am incredibly interested in
15:02Jimmy I love a guy who's a little bit taller he has some tattoos he has probably the most swag
15:08I've
15:09ever seen on a man no I'm just like a little oh this is wet why did we choose this
15:14you are high
15:15maintenance you just freaked out because it was wet I mean like I ain't trying to get swamp booty
15:19like what you mean swamp booty is insane everybody in the house is gorgeous like there's a baseline
15:26level of beauty that everybody kind of has so once that's established it's just about seeing what
15:30their personality is like can you compliment my personality not trying to my own horn but I can
15:35read mine so I know what you're thinking before you even say it shorty Chicago and Detroit are
15:40similar in ways right we got our pizza hey y'all pizzas I don't care what nobody the corners of
15:45Detroit
15:46pizzas cat piece like the shit it's left so good so good you remind me of like people I know
15:54in my
15:54everyday life like I feel like I can just like literally just like kick it with you yes no I
15:59love
15:59that I want to know about your tattoos oh no I want to know about yours also this one I
16:04was in
16:05college this was actually like my second tattoo it's a rose though yeah oh shut up I think that me
16:12and Jimmy would have a ton of fun on a date the conversation is just flowing he's making me laugh
16:17I felt like I was making him laugh and he is fine so fine my entire body is just stopping
16:24what at this
16:24point oh my gosh I can't say that is that a daisy yeah hold on it's somewhere back here boom
16:31or a daisy
16:33oh my god but I think all of the women in the house are interested in him I don't know
16:39how you
16:39put it be bad things to me how's your conversations going well I get to know people really quickly in
16:47here you think I feel like dating can be like I don't know if you like wine talk about that
16:52I love wine
16:52okay so you know how like sometimes like you know wine tasting like a lot of times you don't necessarily
16:56know what you like until you know what you don't like like I know but I definitely don't want
17:00and what's that yeah like toxic shit but there's something also spicy about like toxic sex I ain't gonna lie
17:06oh yeah breakup sex my hate sex stop it that's my god you made me mad like yeah Natalie is
17:11gorgeous
17:12she has this like olive peanut buttery skin that I just like oh yeah love me some cheese hi I
17:20don't
17:20think we've really talked at all yet do you want to go for a chat you intimidate me a little
17:24bit
17:24because you're so pretty but do you want to have a chat yeah let's go for a chat oh do
17:28your thing
17:28damn I thought we're hitting it off man but I guess not that hurt let's go over here that's not
17:34romantic enough oh so you don't want romance let's go on those ones over there I matched with
17:39Nick and I'm thinking maybe this could be my perfect match because he's very light-hearted and just
17:43makes any situation good however I'm a sucker for an Australian accent and so I am excited about the
17:51idea of going on a date tomorrow if my head gets turned one way or the other it'll give me
17:56a little
17:56bit of clarity never been to Australia but that's one of my like bucket list places that I really want
18:01to go well guess what what I got a place there you can come visit anytime I've got a dog
18:06you like
18:06dogs I do like dogs yeah I'm a daddy so you're 37 I've never dated anyone older than 30 like
18:15two
18:15now you have now I have yeah we're dating nowadays okay it's getting pretty serious real quick
18:21yeah they're really pretty eyes thank you what are you long lashes yeah stop it because you're
18:28intimidating me how am I intimidating you I don't know you're just pretty you're more my type than
18:33anyone yeah really yeah but that's beautiful though that that looks like that looks like a not real
18:39because behind the clouds like that I really want to kiss you right now I'm gonna kiss you
18:50are you kidding me that's how it happens damn that's crazy we might have some real switches in here
18:57oh my god damn I'm so proud of us that came out of nowhere did you put moisturize on your
19:04lips
19:04because they're soft as hell I do moisturize some I'm keeping it there you're keeping it there I mean
19:10a sexy tall charismatic man kisses me I wasn't gonna say no I'm totally gonna make out with him back
19:16wow first kiss second kiss but that was really nice you surprised me yeah do you know what I get
19:24that a
19:24lot really Dave has a lot of tattoos and like that's just not typically my vibe but there's
19:30something that like really draws me to Dave I mean who doesn't love like a gentle giant teddy bear
19:40this is like actually an insane game wow good god Dave is very forward and I'm pretty sure he's like
19:50kissed every girl in the house how are you feeling good I don't know but like confused but good but
19:58Dave definitely made an impression did you see me kiss him who the tattoo guy yeah I saw you go
20:09like
20:10that and I thought you're mad at me um he's really funny and he's really sweet and I like him
20:14but he's
20:14like literally 40 yeah but then I'm like okay is that like the point am I supposed to be with
20:20someone
20:20with neck tattoos like is that the lesson the universe wants to teach me um I mean yeah who do
20:28you like I like you so I'm really bad at deciding things because I'm a Libra moon and I'm very
20:34indecisive it's hard because you want to meet the singles meet your match get to know your match but
20:39also at the same time I'm actually starting to really like Jimmy and I can tell that he likes
20:43me too I don't know Libra moon do you want girls or boys because I want girls I want a
20:51boy first
20:51then girl girl but like they will be in like piano class and like dance class like they're going to
20:55Broadway I'm gonna be a stage mom is that okay all right well you gotta be a little bit more
20:59open
20:59to like let like I have to be more open yeah well what do you you want a boy that
21:05you can be like
21:06here's your boy gun I mean I just want you to be open to different views so you don't want
21:13your
21:13son to go to Broadway not necessarily you anyone having a son that goes to Broadway you should be
21:20so fucking proud that's sick that'd be sick okay I just want my son to be happy me too but
21:27he'll be
21:27happier on the stage and if you love sports that's great you can do that but not the not the
21:34football
21:34and they'll get a concussion and there's a disease that OJ Simpson I think had and they can only
21:38test it when you die you know what I mean yeah you do know what I mean I played high
21:44school a while
21:44oh my god do you think you have it I feel like Ali and I have a pretty good thing
21:49going I don't
21:49want to walk away from her but I'm still mad about babe right now come here it feels like Gaiman
22:01and I are very like in tune with each other already and I want to be able to like have
22:06his
22:06opinion and I know he's like I know he's a good guy and it's really nice to have a friend
22:10in here
22:10no we had a really good convo though he seems sweet but also like as a bombshell you know like
22:15you're coming in the house to fuck shit up like we were just chatting over there and he just leaned
22:20in
22:20and kissed me oh was a good kiss it was a good kiss I love a big boy I can't
22:26lie but I was vibing
22:28with Jimmy more so I don't know and I'm also Nick see that's why I love our relationships we can
22:34be
22:34honest I can be brutally honest with you about what's happening in my world right now Natalie's mad hot
22:40and cool and she's kind of like a cute bubbly personality we get on well together but the name of
22:45the game is that no relationships are completely solidified so everybody's kind of up for grabs
22:51including my match but you got to stay smooth under pressure I want to be we were sitting
22:56up there totally took me by surprise he kicks me okay he seems like an aggressive big fella
23:03from Australia I just rather you be honest and like if it's like at some point it's like
23:07yeah we just we had the craziest conversation like I really want to see where this goes
23:12just say that to me and I'm not gonna be like he's got a tiny dick
23:19that's a person that comes to your mind and say
23:22no I don't know I like you a lot and like I don't even know if you like like me
23:26that much
23:26I do like you okay yeah and I basically was like to him pretty much the only other girl I'm
23:30attracted
23:30to here is Allison I am kind of trying to talk to her at some point yeah I don't know
23:35Allison
23:35as well but I think I like her too I still want to talk to you hey can we talk
23:39yeah
23:41haven't talked to Allison yet it's probably not fair to not give her a fair shot but my last two
23:46exes have both been short so I was avoiding her I'll be honest when I first saw you I was
23:52terrified
23:52because I'm unfortunately like drawn to like short girls but I'm scared of short girls
23:56oh well not good for me so like what's like your vibe I know nothing about you I'm very like
24:03surface
24:03level like unserious light-hearted carefree music is like my love language me too I love R&B I
24:09make R&B pop no way I want to hear sings oh man I ain't gonna like put you on
24:13the spot but you
24:14like love songs do you like recently I've been more in my like baddie era with music honestly
24:18my last song is just about sex physically Allison is my cup of tea she's little but she got some
24:26ass on her which I need I ain't gonna lie I just want to go on a date with somebody
24:30I know I can
24:31talk to and can relate to me but at the same time I need something to play with she got
24:36the perfect amount for me to play with
24:40I really like this conversation
24:41oh thanks excited
24:44no I genuinely think I could talk to you for hours and like not say the best for last boom
24:52you guys ready for the coconut game we'll play street poker but I'm not sitting next to you
24:56I'm already naked down there
24:58okay what game are we playing okay so this game is called coconut kit
25:02choose a partner that you are currently not matched with
25:07oh yeah yeah
25:09what's up
25:09you're gonna start with the coconut pinned between your lower bodies and you're gonna work the coconuts
25:14up your bodies to win the game you must pin the coconut between you and your partner's mouth
25:20can we see what it looks like so we can get an idea of how it works
25:23okay yay we'll go first
25:27bring your ass on up here bro
25:28nice please there's no need to show it
25:31figure it out
25:32okay ready and we work our way up
25:34you go up wait you go down
25:36I could game in because I don't like to let my men get a little too comfortable
25:39you know kind of lightly let them know don't fuck around
25:42no no no there we go it's getting higher
25:44oh it's going higher
25:46am I the drama
25:49no I'm not the drama not me
25:53let's see yeah sure I'm the drama
25:55okay do you guys get it that was this week
25:57Marissa is definitely playing games flirting with gaming
26:00I think she's doing it more to be like a little messy
26:03if that's what you want
26:04you're gonna be on partner or what
26:08I'm not gonna be jealous but I'm gonna get my get back
26:11here what do we start at your groin or my groin?
26:13I'm gonna start at mine
26:15I think we got a roadblock here
26:17there
26:19what's our strategy?
26:20you don't need
26:21no hands allowed
26:22whoever makes it to their mouth first has to make out
26:25that's the rule
26:25all right ready?
26:27we gotta make sure people not cheat
26:28okay go
26:30this is not easy
26:32wait wait this is not good
26:33okay okay okay wait wait wait wait
26:35but like it gotta be on both hands
26:37I can tell without having sex with someone
26:40if we would have good sex
26:41and with me and Damari
26:44chef's kiss
26:45squeeze your food together
26:47okay
26:48okay
26:49we got it we got it
26:50maybe not my game
26:52you know dry humping a girl
26:53but I'm a little worried that Dave may take Ali on a date
26:56I'm feeling a little fresh here
26:58so I wanna have a backup option
27:00oh my god Ali and Dave are almost there
27:02Ali and Dave
27:03yeah
27:04oh
27:05they won?
27:06we have winners Dave and Ali
27:08oh
27:11big one
27:12far away
27:13oh that's gross
27:15everyone switch partners
27:16and do it again
27:17I'll do it with you
27:18let's go
27:18no I don't wanna do it
27:20I'm sunburned
27:21get up don't sit down
27:22I am
27:23I've shared a few kisses with a few girls
27:25but there's something about Mackenzie
27:26she's made me curious
27:27to want to get to know her
27:29but I don't know what's going on in her head
27:30will you be my partner?
27:32sure
27:32I'm not very good but I'll try
27:33me neither
27:34I'll try
27:35you wanna go?
27:36okay you two are together?
27:38yeah
27:38you two are together
27:38whose belly button do we go on?
27:40that's her lower body
27:41great
27:42alright you ready?
27:43go
27:44alright hold on I have an idea ready?
27:54I am feeling a little bit jealous
27:55I don't care to look at Chris and Caleb
27:57I think once you tempt someone
27:59they're either gonna bite the hook
28:01or they're not
28:02so
28:02we'll see
28:05this is when I need boobs
28:06roll it at me
28:08I'm still vibing with Natalie
28:09but Allison is just like a feisty little tater tot
28:13she's just super hot
28:14tiny little blonde
28:15which I'm kind of always attracted to
28:25I win!
28:27day one!
28:28we were so close!
28:29consensual kiss if you want
28:31consensual kiss
28:32we can send you a kiss
28:35mmm
28:36mmm
28:37that's key
28:38I kind of like that
28:39that's a dope!
28:41that's a dope!
28:41that's a dope!
28:42the kiss was great
28:43my heart is racing
28:44like will she pass out?
28:45won't she pass out?
28:46not really sure
28:47I kind of like you guys together actually
28:49do you?
28:50probably
28:50yeah
28:51yeah
28:51I definitely think the connection is mutual
28:53it would be insane if it weren't
28:55I feel good about it
28:57what is your type?
28:58blonde girl
29:00uh
29:00yeah honestly
29:02I mean I live in Miami
29:03there's a lot of
29:04short
29:04a lot of tan blondes that are short
29:06I would love to meet somebody
29:08like I've been lonely
29:10you've been lonely
29:12green flag
29:13love that
29:15I think you got like some badass witchcraft or something going on
29:19okay I'll take it
29:20can I kiss you one more time?
29:21yeah
29:23oh shit
29:25they're kissing right now
29:27yeah
29:27I'm like kind of looking out the corner of my eye
29:33I'm like
29:34is he kissing him?
29:35is he kissing him?
29:36he's kissing him
29:39damn like what the hell?
29:40it hurts
29:41but
29:42matching with Allison
29:43I don't know if I
29:44was Allison's first choice
29:45I was still willing to try to
29:47figure it out some
29:49and kind of see
29:49and now I'm thinking
29:50is this girl even interested in me?
29:52I don't know
29:53maybe
29:53makes me think about switching up
29:55with the new singles in the house
29:56the couples are definitely looking less stable
29:58are we shaking shit up?
30:00for sure
30:00night night
30:02night night
30:03do you want to be disturbed or not?
30:06I do not disturb
30:06I want it all
30:08give me everything
30:09give me what I want
30:10I mean
30:11so much
30:12our relationship
30:13is so
30:14so
30:15but
30:17are we having our first fight?
30:19no
30:19so we enjoyed today
30:20it was interesting right
30:21a little you know
30:22catching any vibes a little bit
30:24a little something something
30:24you know
30:25so no
30:26no vibes with Nick?
30:27no?
30:28I'm really serious
30:29when I say I'm actually going to see
30:30oh
30:31I won't
30:32okay
30:33okay
30:36who did you kiss tonight?
30:38did I kiss?
30:38yeah
30:39I kissed my boy
30:40coming in tonight
30:40I just went for it
30:42I'm on a mission to find a perfect match
30:44and a date
30:44so
30:45I'm doing my job
30:46I feel like half the matches are so angry with me
30:48I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bored by some of his couples right now
30:51but
30:52there's cracks tonight for sure
30:53I wanna be around you but like
30:55also like leave me alone
30:58you're mad at me?
30:59yeah I'm mad at you
31:00I really do like Jimmy
31:02he's so sweet
31:03and he's such a gentleman
31:04and he's so understanding
31:07but
31:08you know
31:09I wanna stay open to this whole experience
31:11cause how else would you know
31:12if you're with your perfect match
31:13if you don't test the waters?
31:15I'm not kissing you for 24 hours
31:18what?
31:19really?
31:20yeah
31:20sorry
31:21I want to but
31:21can't do it
31:22but will you cuddle me?
31:24yeah
31:27dude that was cute
31:42my body just feels so hot
31:44I didn't even hear you get up
31:45couldn't sleep last night
31:46worried that I was gonna love Dave
31:47I'm just kidding
31:48that's not cool
31:49good morning
31:50good morning
31:51we're getting ready
31:52Kayla has to take someone on a date
31:54do you know who you're gonna pick?
31:56we'll see if I go on a date or not
31:57I guess we'll find out
31:58I don't know
31:59I don't know but you do honestly
32:00that'll be fun
32:10have you ever seen
32:12have you ever seen burlesque?
32:12that's my favorite
32:13really?
32:14yeah I love burlesque
32:15fucking love that movie
32:16and her name's Allison
32:16in that movie
32:17Christina Aguilera
32:18I haven't heard you sing
32:19but what I'm like visualizing
32:21I feel like you could hit those notes
32:23thank you
32:23can you sing?
32:25mmmm
32:27I'm more of like a Drake singer
32:28oh okay
32:29yeah you could carry a tune
32:30yeah
32:30I can carry a tune
32:31I love all music but I love country
32:33you love country?
32:34yeah
32:34eww man I can't
32:36eww
32:36what about jazz?
32:37no no
32:38that's like one of my favorite parts of music
32:40oh my god do we disagree on something?
32:42oh we're not compatible anymore
32:43imagine me
32:47what's up guys?
32:49what's up Nick?
32:50hey Nick
32:51who's this guy?
32:52this is Nick Lachey our host
32:53he's our host
32:54hey why didn't everybody get up
32:55and follow me down to the grass over here
32:57he came in here with some swag
32:58I ain't gonna lie
32:59what's up? what's up?
33:00what's up? what's up?
33:02he look mad familiar
33:03I think my mama has a crush on him
33:05truth be told I think I would do just fine
33:07at a bar in competition with Nick Lachey
33:09when it comes to women
33:12I mean he a cool dude like
33:13I get he got a lot of accolades
33:16but
33:16you're not gonna take my girl
33:19how's everybody doing?
33:20how we feeling?
33:20good good to be here
33:21for my new singles
33:22you guys have a big big decision to make
33:24alright Jimmy
33:25before you give us a name
33:27give me a little background as to why this person
33:28was so attracted to you
33:29why you wanna spend more time with them?
33:31there's like a baseline level of attraction
33:33to kinda everybody here
33:34which
33:35once that kinda goes out the window
33:36you kinda just wanna get to know somebody
33:37and the person that I'm
33:38asking to go on a date with me
33:39is probably the person that I just
33:41have had the least difficulty just like chatting with
33:45so
33:45if it's okay with you
33:47taking Allison on a date
33:48yeah
33:50Allison you down with that?
33:51of course
33:52Damon how you feeling man?
33:55I don't know if we have a connection
33:56but have a wonderful time
33:58thank you
33:58love bro
33:59yeah yeah
34:00yeah
34:01I really wanted to like
34:03hang out with Allison
34:05today
34:06thought Mr. Steal Your Girl
34:07was swooping in on her
34:08awesome
34:09this is uh
34:10this is exciting
34:11I am internally
34:12freaking out a little bit
34:13because I think
34:14I've shot myself in the foot
34:16with Natalie
34:16I'ma be honest
34:17I don't have like a super calculated plan
34:19going into this
34:21alright
34:22Caitlin
34:23I'm choosing this person
34:24because he's very smart
34:26and intellectual
34:26and very mature
34:28really intriguing conversation
34:30and so
34:31so
34:32I would like to choose Chris
34:34to carry my bait
34:35woo
34:35great for her
34:36yeah
34:37I like that
34:39I don't love Kayla
34:41choosing my match
34:43I am feeling the pressure
34:45it's getting scary honestly
34:46it's gonna be fun
34:47I'm excited
34:48yeah I'm excited too
34:49Dave
34:50this person made effort with me as well
34:52so receiving that back
34:53it's like a safe place
34:54and I can see how genuine
34:56and caring she is
34:57I actually am feeling really confident
34:59obviously I was in a good headspace
35:01with this person
35:02from the get-go
35:02Dave and I just got along like this
35:04we had some good chats
35:05over the last
35:06you know 24 hours
35:07that's important to me as well
35:08who is this mystery lady
35:10you'd like to go on a date with?
35:14I love getting picked
35:16duh
35:16so
35:17um
35:18I'd like to take Mackenzie to date
35:20woo
35:20hey
35:25oh my gosh
35:26it's a little bit of a relief
35:27I want to stay in this house
35:28I'm here to find my perfect match
35:30so
35:31I want to explore this connection
35:32for sure
35:33that was really kind
35:35actually
35:35a couple that's being split up
35:36Mackenzie I'll start with you
35:37how are you feeling about this?
35:38yeah I mean
35:39the one thing that we have agreed on
35:41this entire time
35:42is respecting each other
35:43and we're gonna communicate
35:44through all of it
35:45same here right
35:45so
35:46I'm excited for tonight
35:47let's see how it goes
35:48going on a date does not mean
35:49you're matched that night
35:50I shouldn't be worried
35:51if anything I should be
35:52excited for her to come back
35:53and see how my confidence
35:54actually matches up
35:55the power of comparison
35:56is the only way you can truly know
35:58you're with your perfect match
35:59it's about gathering information
36:01so you can make
36:02the most informed decision
36:03when it comes time
36:03to make that decision
36:05later on tonight
36:06you all
36:07will have to match
36:09anyone left without a match
36:11at the end of the night
36:12will have to leave the house
36:14alone
36:15guys go get ready for your dates
36:17and I'll see you guys later
36:20let's go
36:21let's go
36:21let's go
36:21I got you
36:21come on
36:22I have no concern
36:23about Allison going on a date today
36:26at all
36:26Chris later G
36:27bye guys
36:28bye guys
36:28bye later
36:29yes sir
36:30yeah
36:30yeah
36:32yeah
36:32yeah Chris
36:34with Allison out the way
36:35the yay in play
36:37I'm so excited
36:38and there's your three losers
36:40hey
36:46what are we doing here
36:51uh oh
36:52I see some pots
36:53this is cool
36:54this is cool
36:55paint
36:56wow
36:57so we're supposed to use our body to paint this
36:59I'm assuming that's what we're doing
37:01you should probably take your shirt off
37:02yeah exactly
37:02we're gonna use all the extremities here
37:04okay
37:04alright
37:06this date is the most important moment that I've had coming into this house so far
37:10she put it on my butt
37:11I think so
37:13we have only until tonight to make a decision whether we're gonna lock in or if it's time
37:17for a switch up
37:18how about just the two hands on the booty right there
37:20okay
37:23this is great
37:28oh my god
37:29this is unbelievable
37:30going into bananas
37:31something's gonna jump out
37:33either gonna be a monkey
37:34or a monkey with a banana
37:35so that's okay
37:36okay
37:36hey guys
37:37this is for you guys
37:39we're gonna harvest some bananas
37:40bananas in pyjamas
37:41that's what we're doing
37:42okay
37:43there was something about Mackenzie
37:44that we want to find out a bit more about her
37:46I think it's important for this day to go well
37:48because the girls in the house might be a little bit upset
37:51you're so tall
37:52I took 36 hours just to get here
37:54so I ain't fucking leaving
37:55ooh
37:57good job
37:58you can ride
38:00right here
38:01right now
38:02I'm about to dive in
38:04ooh is that like a little farmer's market
38:06I want to go there
38:07it's low key like a little thrift joint
38:08it's so cute
38:09do you thrift at all?
38:10yeah I love thrifting
38:11I'm a thrift baby
38:11Alison is bad
38:13she's fine
38:13but picking her was not an easy choice initially
38:16because I actually thought I was gonna take Mackenzie on a date
38:18both Midwest kids
38:20but last night Alison was the last person I talked to
38:23and we just clicked
38:24we caught a vibe together
38:25are these bananas?
38:27those are bananas
38:27obviously the little ones too
38:29what is this?
38:30it's either rambutan or lychee
38:31I'm excited for the Robitussin
38:33no I'm just kidding what it's called
38:36Robitussin
38:37Jimmy and I have so many things in common
38:39we're both really goofy
38:40don't take things like too too too seriously
38:42it's an avocado
38:44you wanna snuggle them?
38:45I don't wanna snuggle you but
38:46good
38:47you wanna go eat?
38:48let's do it
38:49but also
38:50I'm feeling really good about Nick
38:51we may have made out a little bit
38:53he just gives me butterflies
38:54but
38:55if my date goes well
38:56who knows what might happen
38:57I really really liked talking to you last night
38:59and I obviously thought you were really cute
39:01I appreciate that
39:02I do wanna know more about you though
39:04I wanna know more about like your upbringing
39:06ooh
39:07and where you're from
39:08I'm from a very
39:10tight-knit loving family from the suburb of Chicago
39:14centered on just like unconditional love
39:16so much of who I am is because of them
39:18like I don't know
39:21I was kinda lost in your eyes
39:23I like your eyes too
39:24they're blue
39:25but you have brown in the middle
39:26and like a little bit of green
39:28I think you have heterochromia
39:29ooh
39:30that's a word
39:31I don't know what that means
39:31but I'm taking a heterochromia
39:32it means you have multiple eye colors
39:35sick
39:35it's really pretty
39:36thank you
39:37thank you
39:39gracias
39:39I wanna know about your upbringing
39:40my parents were together until I was 12
39:43and then they got divorced
39:45I never had that example
39:47so I'm really really cautious with
39:49starting anything that's really serious with people
39:51because I just think it's really scary
39:53I feel like in a relationship like what I need
39:55or like I don't know what I crave is like
39:58one like
39:59yeah
39:59like when I say 50-50
40:00unity
40:01yeah like when you go 70 I go 30
40:02when I go 70 you go 30 like
40:04but it's like we really one
40:05I know I love that
40:06I'm a lover boy
40:07I wear my heart on my sleeve
40:09and this day is going too perfect
40:10the conversations are too good
40:12like she too pretty
40:13but that's how you get hurt
40:14don't break my heart please
40:15what's one thing I don't know about you yet
40:18I have a really really crazy memory
40:21word
40:21like really crazy memory
40:23short term long term
40:24I remember everything
40:25and I'm a little psychic also
40:29so no one can lie to me
40:30I'm like a human lie detector
40:31I've been lying to you this whole time
40:33no you haven't
40:34not true
40:44this is definitely interesting
40:46because like I know Allison's personality
40:49like she's nice and sweet and you know
40:50I don't know if Jimmy's her type
40:53I could be wrong
40:54I could be misread
40:54I know Allison seems a little like
40:57standoff or something
40:58really?
40:59tripping?
41:00I think I'm giving that vibe to Nick
41:01I think he might be a little worried about me
41:03are you trying to give that vibe?
41:04no not at all
41:05we're just
41:07with Allison going on a date today
41:09I'm definitely open to getting to know different people
41:11but to someone that I rock with
41:12not just cuz
41:13I can see that the girls in the house
41:16are definitely trying to stake their claim
41:17and then there's Natalie who I'm friends with
41:20right?
41:21but don't really know how to navigate that just yet
41:24and then Kayla is Allison's best friend
41:27so I'm like
41:28I'm lost on this one
41:29things are getting sticky up in this house
41:32oh
41:33we've got new me
41:34it's getting sticky
41:36you think Mackenzie comes back excited or?
41:39I think she's gonna be excited about it
41:40yeah I think she's gonna be
41:40she liked him
41:46you wanna try yourself now?
41:47how high am I supposed to go?
41:48here you go
41:49here you go
41:50ah
41:52crazy
41:52me and Chris have a good connection
41:54but Kayla's gorgeous
41:56she's very outgoing and confident
41:58and if he gets along with her super well
42:00I could be on the chopping block
42:02so going on this date with Dave
42:05is really important
42:06cool setup for you guys to make some
42:08banana splits
42:09yeah beautiful
42:09are you gonna make banana splits?
42:11I might
42:12you know I worked at an ice cream store
42:14when I was a teen
42:15really?
42:15there you go
42:16yeah you can make me one
42:17I just hope that I vibe well with him
42:20but Dave is a humorous, funny, light-hearted person
42:24so it should not be hard
42:25yeah
42:25overall I'm feeling positive good vibes
42:28these bananas are making me sweaty
42:32yeah
42:33were you feeling nervous before this?
42:34because I was feeling really nervous
42:36about coming on the date?
42:38yeah
42:38no I wasn't nervous
42:39excited
42:39yeah
42:40so in terms of Ally
42:43yeah
42:43what are you thinking there?
42:45I don't know
42:45well
42:46I think
42:47I think with the thing that Ally is
42:49she was herself straight away
42:51like she was quirky
42:53and we're having to laugh
42:53and it was just
42:54easy
42:56but then like with you
42:57you take a little bit more to get to that point
43:00that must make sure
43:01that's what I overthink about
43:02and I definitely will be the first one to admit
43:04that I take a little bit longer
43:05to open up for sure
43:07I wanna match with somebody who's themself
43:09besides sort of like
43:10will it get there even?
43:14um
43:14yeah
43:15I don't know
43:17I fully did not expect this date to be this serious
43:21it's getting awkward
43:23I don't know how well Chris is getting along with Kayla
43:26but
43:26I'm hoping that Chris and I are going to rematch
43:30now shit is gonna start getting real
43:32yeah
43:33can you see how people are?
43:35oh boy
43:35the game is on
43:37the game is on
43:38the game is on
43:42the game is on
43:42in the middle?
43:43uh I think the booties gotta go in the middle
43:45the game is on
43:48the game is on
43:49oh my god I'm sliding
43:50wait okay
43:51ready? help me
43:52yeah
43:54I really want to have fun with Kayla on the stage.
43:56I am into Mackenzie, but I think she is into Dave,
44:00so this is going to be a big test for both of us.
44:03Signifying the beginning of our journey.
44:05This is exactly how it started.
44:07With today's date, I feel like we definitely need
44:10to explore our physical chemistry away from crying eyes.
44:15I don't really care that Chris has a match already.
44:17They're not dating. They're not married.
44:19It's just not that serious.
44:20I'm proud of this.
44:21I feel like we're kind of done.
44:22This looks good.
44:23I can't believe we got to do this as our first date,
44:25and we have a memory to take back with us.
44:27Would you say that I'm your usual type?
44:30I love Puerto Rican women, and I love eyes.
44:33I guess the perfect match was.
44:35So yes, that's the answer.
44:36Bless you.
44:37I know.
44:38So how do we think tonight is going to go?
44:39I mean, look, we're going to go back and hang out with everyone.
44:42I definitely want us to both have fun.
44:45I'm glad that that's your outlook.
44:47I'm enjoying every moment actually being around you,
44:49but I also don't want you to think for a second
44:52that my match is not working out.
44:55I feel like I'm not stepping on anyone's toes.
44:58I mean, dating is dating.
45:00I'm not that worried about it.
45:01That was so fun.
45:03I feel like men just aren't the most complex creatures.
45:06Thank you for bringing me out here.
45:07Honestly, I didn't want to bring anyone else.
45:09You're handsome.
45:12I'm absolutely staying in this house tonight.
45:21This is going to be good.
45:28We both have bunions, but I call them bunionettes.
45:31I was a figure skater.
45:32So you have to wear really insane two sizes smaller than your foot.
45:37So that's what I think of it.
45:39I call mine Becky, so...
45:41Becky, the bunionette.
45:42Becky.
45:43I like the pink.
45:45What do you think?
45:46What?
45:46Is it too light?
45:47No.
45:48It looks good.
45:49It looks really good.
45:50You guys look like Easter together.
45:52We do.
45:53This is our Easter food.
45:54We're Easter guys.
45:55Let's go.
45:55You were talking about this earlier.
45:57Oh, oh!
45:59Okay, handsome.
46:01Hey, um.
46:02So handsome.
46:03I love it.
46:03I am looking very uncle-y.
46:05I am looking.
46:06I am looking very uncle-y.
46:10Are you carrying a surfboard?
46:12Surfboard is crazy.
46:14Oh!
46:14Hey, man, with a surfboard.
46:16Look at my other holding hands.
46:17They're holding hands.
46:18Good sign.
46:19Oh!
46:20You guys look so cute!
46:21Yes, that's perfect.
46:23Chris and Kayla seem genuinely into each other, so I got what I wanted.
46:27You know, as long as she stays away from Damari, I will be happy.
46:31We brought a little creation.
46:32What's going on here, dog?
46:33Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
46:34Oh, y'all made things.
46:35All right, hold on.
46:35Be careful, because there are still some wet spots.
46:37Yeah, we were supposed to paint with our bodies.
46:39Really?
46:40Wait, really?
46:40Yeah.
46:41That's so good.
46:41That's my ass.
46:42Those are his, like, pecs.
46:44All right, so we got calves here, pecs, which we thought would be more aesthetic, but it wasn't.
46:50Are those booty cheeks?
46:53You're PG today.
46:54It honestly went better than I could have hoped for.
46:56It was super cool.
46:57And then we're on the beach, like, rocky scene in front of us.
46:59You guys look so pretty together.
47:02We're the first ones back?
47:03Me and Caleb had a great date.
47:05We shared a first kiss, and I will tell you, the sparks are flying.
47:08But I'm not sure how much I want to share with the entire house about our date.
47:12I want to know if Mackenzie and Dave had a good date or not.
47:15I'm not going to just match with somebody to get through the day.
47:17Oh, we got another couple!
47:19Go!
47:21Jimbo!
47:23They're holding hands.
47:24That's a good sign.
47:25Hi, guys.
47:26What's up, y'all?
47:27What up, squad?
47:28Hello.
47:29It was so good.
47:31How was yours?
47:32It sucks that Jimmy took her on a date.
47:34I mean, I was with her, like, the whole night prior.
47:38I got some emotional immaturity things that I probably got to face.
47:42But I think there's nothing more unattractive in a dude than being desperate.
47:48Yeah, I'm not being in.
47:49No, really.
47:49I had a really good time.
47:50What'd you do?
47:51What'd you do?
47:51What'd you do?
47:52We went dumpster, darling.
47:53What you doing?
47:54No, we went to a little market.
47:55It seemed like Allison and Jimmy Sotos had a pretty good date.
48:00And at this point, the clock is ticking.
48:02Anyone without a match is going home tonight.
48:06We went to this cute little farmer's market and walked around.
48:09Yeah, check out the loot, man.
48:11We got pool toys.
48:13Hey, you feel me?
48:14You're looking out.
48:15You feel me?
48:16It's like real motion in the water.
48:18Hey, man.
48:19I really like him.
48:20I haven't kissed him yet.
48:21Really?
48:22But I'm really excited, too.
48:24Honestly, Jimmy S. just gives me butterflies.
48:26But I know he's talking to other girls.
48:28I'm not really sure how I'm feeling about Yeaman.
48:30I just don't think the chemistry is fully there the way that I need it to be.
48:34But I would say my connection with Nick really surprises me.
48:37I love a sarcastic man sometimes.
48:39Honestly, I love humor and banter.
48:41He's so fun to be around.
48:43Hey, who wants bananas from the jungle?
48:46Oh, they got the big bananas.
48:49That was like a deal, though, boy.
48:52We got Reuben on us from the trade.
48:54Those are plantains.
48:55Those are Reuben.
48:56It seems like Dave and Mackenzie are smiling and really had a good time on their date.
49:00I definitely have a hint of jealousy, possessiveness, because I'm a better choice.
49:05Oh, my God!
49:07We went to the jungle and chopped them down.
49:09Hi!
49:11You, too.
49:12We had to use a machete and cut them out of a tree.
49:16I know.
49:17Yeah.
49:17I'm going to drink.
49:18If you guys want me to go to the table.
49:19Hey!
49:20We got a ball now.
49:21It's going to get crazy.
49:23Boys and bulls smell good.
49:25Why does it smell like a skunk?
49:27Did you just get that?
49:29I kind of got that.
49:30Okay, so...
49:31Caleb, I want to hear all about your date.
49:35So, I don't want to, like, hurt your feelings, but it went really well.
49:40It's not something that I even expected, but it was, like, if it was natural, it was natural.
49:44Our chats yesterday were, like, the best chats I had with all the guys.
49:48There's just, like, a vibe there, which is, like, nice to have.
49:50Did you kiss?
49:52Yeah, we did.
49:53We had our first kiss, like, in the ocean.
50:00Aw.
50:02Did you guys kiss or no?
50:03No.
50:06Going into tonight, I'm borderline spiraling out of control and very in my head.
50:12Oh, my goodness.
50:14Because my date with Dave was kind of awkward.
50:17He was also interested in Natalie and Allie.
50:22Hi.
50:23Hi.
50:24Hi.
50:25Beautiful.
50:26I like it.
50:26Perfect.
50:27If I don't match tonight, I'm going home.
50:29That's what happens when you play with fire.
50:32Fire, fire, fire.
50:37Higher, higher.
50:40That's what happens when you play with fire.
50:45Fire, fire.
50:48Higher, higher.
50:52That's what happens when you play with fire.
50:57Fire, fire.
51:02Fire, fire.
51:04Fire, fire.
51:04That's what happens when you play with fire.
51:11Fire, fire.
51:13Fire, fire.
51:15Fire, fire.
51:24Fire, fire.
51:27Fire, fire.
51:28Fire, fire.
51:30Fire, fire.
51:32Fire, fire.
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