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Friendship turns to romance as two women bond over pastry and a shared dislike for holidays.
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00:02:55Oh, sorry.
00:02:58I'm still getting set up in here.
00:03:14Do you mind if I look around?
00:03:16No, no, not at all.
00:03:28You chose a really good area.
00:03:30There's a really good bar down the road.
00:03:33Actually, really good food.
00:03:35And then there's a record shop a couple doors down from that.
00:03:38That's really cool.
00:03:40And the cinema is at the end of Main Street,
00:03:45which it seems like you like movies.
00:03:48They don't really play anything recent,
00:03:50but that's kind of the charm of it.
00:03:52You really know the neighborhood.
00:03:53Yeah.
00:03:55Surprised we haven't seen each other.
00:03:57Maybe we have.
00:03:59No, I would have remembered.
00:04:02Great view.
00:04:04Well, I haven't really explored that much,
00:04:09but I like it so far.
00:04:11I just moved here a month ago.
00:04:12Basically just here to work and back.
00:04:16Hmm.
00:04:29I have a proposition.
00:04:31Okay.
00:04:33Would you be willing to try this in Minstrudel?
00:04:37Sure.
00:04:38Really?
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:40I don't think my mind is gonna change this,
00:04:42so I don't want you to get your hopes up.
00:04:43That's a deal.
00:04:45What's your favorite flavor?
00:04:46Are you trying to pick a backup just in case?
00:04:49Maybe.
00:04:50Maybe.
00:04:51Alright.
00:04:51I like berry.
00:04:53Vague.
00:04:54Strawberry, blueberry.
00:04:56All of them.
00:04:57All of them.
00:04:57But I am allergic to orange,
00:04:58so none of that.
00:04:59Okay, that's good to know.
00:05:00No orange.
00:05:01I have the chocolate cupcake with blackberry cream
00:05:04or strawberry cheesecake.
00:05:06Cheesecake.
00:05:06Always cheesecake.
00:05:07So that's a cheesecake.
00:05:08Mm-hmm.
00:05:09Yeah?
00:05:09Mm-hmm.
00:05:10Do you have plates?
00:05:10Yeah.
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:18Okay.
00:05:20Um, hands are clean.
00:05:23Okay.
00:05:24For the most part.
00:05:26For the most part?
00:05:28Well, I did just do that, so.
00:05:31Do you want to sit?
00:05:32Sure.
00:05:34Okay.
00:05:38Almost lost this guy.
00:05:39I just...
00:05:47These are comfy.
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:49I liked them.
00:05:51Were you...
00:05:52What were you watching?
00:05:53I was actually gonna watch Fight Club.
00:05:56Oh, you actually were?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58You were?
00:05:59Mm-hmm.
00:05:59Okay.
00:06:00Is that like a Valentine's tradition?
00:06:01Yes, it is.
00:06:03Really?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:04I hate the holidays.
00:06:05Oh.
00:06:06Don't say that.
00:06:06You said it.
00:06:08I'm not alone in that.
00:06:10No, I know.
00:06:10Trust me.
00:06:11You're gonna say how they're just for big business to make money off the little people,
00:06:15but my shop is really small.
00:06:17It's not that.
00:06:18It's not that at all.
00:06:20Really?
00:06:20Oh.
00:06:20Mm-mm.
00:06:21Then what is it?
00:06:22I just think, you know, people put so much pressure on them and bad things tend to happen
00:06:29to me.
00:06:31What happened to you today?
00:06:33Someone threw up on my shoes at work.
00:06:34Oh, my God.
00:06:35I know.
00:06:36Are they okay?
00:06:37Yeah, they took zinc on an empty stomach.
00:06:39No, your shoes, I mean.
00:06:43I threw them out immediately, so.
00:06:45Did you work without shoes?
00:06:47No, I have an older co-worker who's my only friend and he had a pair of spare loafers,
00:06:51so.
00:06:51Did they fit?
00:06:52Oh, I looked like a five-year-old trying on my dad's shoes.
00:06:56That's really sweet.
00:06:57Yeah.
00:06:59Speaking of sweet, you wanna try it?
00:07:01You ready?
00:07:02Let's do it.
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:04Do you wanna do the perfect bite?
00:07:05Yes, please.
00:07:06I can do that for you.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:10I'm nervous.
00:07:12You're nervous?
00:07:13Yep.
00:07:14What if it's no good?
00:07:17My heart.
00:07:18I just met you.
00:07:19You can't see that.
00:07:21Come on.
00:07:23Okay.
00:07:26It looks good.
00:07:28Yeah.
00:07:29I appreciate that you'll at least try it.
00:07:31My girlfriend is incredibly good.
00:07:34And she doesn't like to try new things, so she doesn't really try my creations.
00:07:40Mm.
00:07:40It's okay, though.
00:07:41Some people just, they know what they like, you know?
00:07:44I don't know.
00:07:44I mean, I think you have to be willing to try something to know if you don't like it.
00:07:51I definitely don't like cinnamon.
00:07:53No?
00:07:54Mm-mm.
00:07:54No.
00:07:55It's not for me.
00:07:57It's too overpowering, but the pastry itself, my God.
00:08:00So buttery, so flaky.
00:08:03A buttery, flaky crust.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:06All right.
00:08:07Ouch.
00:08:07I will take that with me, though.
00:08:09Now you have to try something you like.
00:08:11You'll be all doing your favor here.
00:08:13I'll let you do it.
00:08:15All right.
00:08:16I'm in charge of my own bite.
00:08:18Humor me, please.
00:08:22Oh, God.
00:08:25That crust is incredible.
00:08:27You're a master.
00:08:32A master?
00:08:33Mm-hmm.
00:08:34You just call me a master?
00:08:35A master of crust.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:37All right.
00:08:38I can leave happy now.
00:08:39Okay.
00:08:40I will take that with me.
00:08:41I didn't find you the baggie, though.
00:08:43No, I should...
00:08:43Oh, it's fine.
00:08:44I live in the building next door, so...
00:08:47You were my last delivery.
00:08:48You didn't tell me.
00:08:50Yeah, but it was pitch black in here.
00:08:52Very little furniture.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:55I had to make sure you were trustworthy.
00:08:57All right.
00:08:58All right.
00:09:00See, I'll take every bite.
00:09:02I'm eating that later.
00:09:04Well, enjoy your movie.
00:09:08You know, I've never seen it.
00:09:09What?
00:09:10Really?
00:09:10They don't play that one at the cinema.
00:09:12No?
00:09:12Mm-mm.
00:09:15Happy Valentine's Day.
00:09:17Happy Valentine's Day.
00:09:25Oh.
00:09:25Sam?
00:09:26Yeah?
00:09:31I really hope you're not a lawyer.
00:09:33Why?
00:09:34Because you suck at lying.
00:09:37Good night.
00:09:38Good night.
00:09:39Good night.
00:09:41Good night.
00:09:43What?
00:09:44I've?-
00:10:08God, you've got her.
00:10:10You've used me.
00:10:33Baby
00:10:43I'm so in love with you, girl
00:10:46You make me feel brand new
00:10:51Come on, give it up to me
00:10:55Let me take care of you
00:10:59I know that your mama said
00:11:02I'm gonna make you cry all night
00:11:07I'll cry a river of tears
00:11:11I'll fly all over the sea
00:11:15Baby, if you run away
00:11:17Baby, if you be...
00:12:05Happy Valentine's Day
00:12:07It's technically the 15th now
00:12:09So you're back
00:12:12Every Valentine's Day
00:12:14I missed you
00:12:15Did work run late?
00:12:17Yeah, and then I got some beers at the guys
00:12:19That's what I was really taking out of us
00:12:22How's the show?
00:12:23You didn't want...
00:12:25What?
00:12:26Nothing
00:12:27It was good, it was busy
00:12:30It's good
00:12:31And then a lot of really nice customers
00:12:34Good
00:12:36Bye to sleep
00:12:38Do you see the chocolates?
00:12:40I got you your favorite no flavor chocolates
00:12:42Hey, they have flavor
00:12:44Mm-hmm, wax isn't a flavor
00:12:46None for you then
00:12:51Okay
00:12:53You see the teddy?
00:12:55It's an elephant
00:12:56Yeah, we'll name him the mom
00:12:58Okay
00:12:59Night sleeping
00:13:00Night
00:13:38What?
00:13:40The guy's trying to put a cat on a branch
00:13:43What?
00:13:44That's just...
00:13:45Are you serious?
00:13:45The cat's not doing anything
00:13:47Let me see
00:13:48The orange cat has no survival skills
00:13:51Oh my god, I love orange cats
00:13:54That's so cute
00:13:55Which one do you want?
00:13:57Oh, they look good
00:13:58I'm...
00:13:59Let me finish this first
00:14:01Okay
00:14:02They look good, they look good though
00:14:03Hmm
00:14:04I hate the holidays
00:14:05Just another way of reminding us
00:14:07That we're lonely and poor
00:14:09All right
00:14:10We make the things sour
00:14:11You're not that poor
00:14:15She knew
00:14:17She knew the whole time
00:14:18That I ordered the party pack for myself
00:14:21She saw right through me
00:14:24Is that a good or a bad thing?
00:14:26I don't know
00:14:29Well...
00:14:31You're willing to give me a cookie
00:14:32So...
00:14:33I mean, you're sharing it, right?
00:14:35Yeah
00:14:35It doesn't matter either way
00:14:37It's just...
00:14:38She just kind of flustered me
00:14:41But not like that feeling
00:14:42When you're at the checkout counter
00:14:43And the checkout person
00:14:45Said something annoying
00:14:46That makes you feel guilty
00:14:47For whatever you're buying
00:14:50I did it to myself
00:14:52You know, they call that foot and mouth syndrome
00:14:56Yeah, I think I have that
00:14:57Yeah, I think so
00:15:00Do you think she meant girlfriend like how some people call their friends their girlfriends?
00:15:03I hate when people do that
00:15:05I don't know, how did she say it?
00:15:07My girlfriend doesn't like trying my pastries
00:15:10Mmm, I think she has a girlfriend
00:15:11Yeah, I think so
00:15:16Try one of these chocolate chips
00:15:17Yeah
00:15:19It looks so good
00:15:23Burdick?
00:15:24Oh my gosh
00:15:24Now that
00:15:26It's a phenomenal cookie
00:15:27Everything has been
00:15:29Oh my gosh
00:15:31Mmm
00:15:32Oh my god
00:15:33That's a cupcake
00:15:34It's so good
00:15:40How do I come off?
00:15:43How do you come off?
00:15:44Yeah
00:15:45I don't know what that means
00:15:46Like
00:15:49Do I look as stuck as I feel?
00:15:53How stuck do you feel?
00:15:56Mmm
00:15:59You know when you try to fix something with super glue
00:16:02And you think you're fixing something
00:16:04And um
00:16:08God
00:16:09You think for a second
00:16:11You're like
00:16:11Okay, maybe I can salvage this
00:16:13But then
00:16:17I don't know
00:16:17Sometimes you inevitably end up making it a little bit worse
00:16:20Um
00:16:22But
00:16:23For a split second you think
00:16:25Okay
00:16:25With the cracks
00:16:27Because it's gone through something
00:16:28Maybe it's even a little bit better than it was before
00:16:31And
00:16:33You feel kind of good about yourself
00:16:34Because
00:16:37I don't know
00:16:37All your scars make sense for a second
00:16:39And
00:16:42You feel like you've made something really, really special
00:16:46Out of something that did not seem like it was repairable
00:16:52But
00:16:52Then
00:16:53You realize
00:16:54You can't get your thumb off the thing you were trying to fix
00:16:57Because you've glued your thumb to the object
00:16:59And so you use your other finger
00:17:01To try to get your thumb off
00:17:03But then you've glued your finger and your thumb together
00:17:05And then you keep trying to pry them apart
00:17:07And you spend weeks after picking fucking glue off your fingers
00:17:13I'm sorry, something broken
00:17:23Don't you just love a holiday?
00:17:26Any excuse to celebrate, you know?
00:17:28Are you even Irish?
00:17:30I don't know
00:17:51It's weird for a Chinese restaurant to serve bread
00:17:55Don't you think?
00:17:57Hmm
00:18:03Do you like bread?
00:18:07Do I like bread?
00:18:09Yeah
00:18:09I love bread
00:18:12It's yours
00:18:15Oh
00:18:16Okay
00:18:18Are you celiac?
00:18:20Do you have celiac disease?
00:18:22Sorry, I never know how to say that
00:18:24Uh, just gluten-free?
00:18:25Oh
00:18:26Okay
00:18:33You know, I heard it can be harder for gluten-free people
00:18:36To find restaurant options than it can be for vegans
00:18:40Huh
00:18:43Where'd you hear that?
00:18:45I think I read it in some article
00:18:48You send it to me?
00:18:51Sure
00:19:05So, what do you do?
00:19:08Computer programming?
00:19:10What about you?
00:19:11I'm a lawyer
00:19:18Is that funny?
00:19:20No, no, no
00:19:21I'm sorry
00:19:21I don't meet that many lawyers
00:19:24Um
00:19:26Do you like it?
00:19:27I love it
00:19:28I feel like it's my calling
00:19:30You know
00:19:32And I don't think a lot of people feel that way about their work
00:19:35So I feel lucky
00:19:40Do you feel that way about your job?
00:19:44Computer programming?
00:19:46Mm-hmm
00:19:49Uh, I don't know
00:19:51I like it
00:19:52I like it a lot
00:19:57It's good
00:20:08What do you do if you get a guilty client?
00:20:3472% of Americans don't know the people who live next door
00:20:37Seems hot
00:20:38Does it?
00:20:40You know your neighbors
00:20:40Our neighbors
00:20:42I don't know
00:20:44But they're still ours
00:20:45And I run out of butter and eggs at a higher percentage
00:20:51That's true
00:20:55Babe, come try these
00:20:57What?
00:20:58Come try these, please
00:20:59What is it?
00:21:03White chocolate cupcakes
00:21:04I'm gonna put a caramel buttercream on top
00:21:07Why are they green?
00:21:08For St. Patrick's Day
00:21:10For St. Patrick's Day
00:21:10I put spinach in the wet ingredients instead of food coloring
00:21:15Can't even taste it
00:21:16I promise
00:21:19Look
00:21:23Can anybody tell?
00:21:26I'm really full from dinner
00:21:29Just one little bite
00:21:30What if I take one with me to work tomorrow?
00:21:33But I won't see a reaction
00:21:35I'll take a video
00:21:38Okay
00:21:42You sure?
00:21:43Yes
00:21:45Is that okay?
00:21:46Yeah
00:21:47Yeah
00:21:47Yeah
00:21:47What if I take care of yourselves?
00:21:50Yeah
00:21:50Yeah
00:21:50Come on
00:21:55Oh
00:21:59Got your love
00:22:01Got a feeling
00:22:03Got your fun
00:22:05Got a feeling
00:22:08Can't stop thinking about you
00:22:11Every day you go
00:22:19I'm gonna move to you, girl
00:22:23I ain't messing up with your heart
00:22:26You'll be my wonder
00:22:30What a love, baby
00:22:31Where we going
00:22:34United, baby
00:22:35Under one room
00:22:38In the house
00:22:39The house is all
00:22:41God, I need your medication for my soul
00:22:46You're gonna be alright
00:22:48It's okay, you're gonna stay alright
00:22:50Oh, oh, oh
00:23:03Hi
00:23:04Do you have any St. Patrick's Day boxes?
00:23:08Yeah, I'll take whatever the specials are
00:23:11Delivery
00:23:12Under Sam Marino
00:23:15Okay, thank you
00:23:15Bye
00:23:46Hi.
00:23:47Hey, I'm here with your delivery.
00:23:49Okay, great.
00:23:50Sam, right?
00:23:51Yeah, yeah.
00:23:53Is there anyone else working tonight?
00:23:54No, it's just me.
00:23:55Okay.
00:23:56Did you need something else?
00:23:57No, thank you.
00:23:59Okay, have a good night.
00:24:00You too.
00:24:12Yeah.
00:24:21It's pretty fast, they're playing.
00:24:22The girls are all right!
00:24:24Yeah, they are pretty good.
00:24:26My stomach hurts.
00:24:28Okay, then don't get a punch.
00:24:29I'm not going to get a pudding shot.
00:24:30That sounds disgusting.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Hi, Andy.
00:24:35Hi, how's it going?
00:24:36Good.
00:24:36How are you?
00:24:37Um, can I do an amber ale, please?
00:24:41Marky?
00:24:42Uh, same.
00:24:43Same?
00:24:51It's a real stage.
00:24:53He's so quick.
00:24:54Yes, it is.
00:24:55Ah!
00:24:56Green!
00:24:58Green!
00:24:58Hi!
00:24:59Hi!
00:25:06Hello, my love.
00:25:10You found the bar.
00:25:11I found the bar.
00:25:14You look like you're celebrating.
00:25:15That?
00:25:16That's disgusting.
00:25:17Yeah, it's not great.
00:25:19How was the food?
00:25:20Mmm, it was actually really good.
00:25:22See those truffle fries?
00:25:23Addicting.
00:25:24Good, too.
00:25:26How'd you get your cupcakes green?
00:25:27You tried one?
00:25:28Mm-hmm.
00:25:29One.
00:25:31Spinach.
00:25:31Wow, I couldn't even taste it.
00:25:33Really?
00:25:34Good.
00:25:34I was really worried about that, so...
00:25:36I know, they were really good.
00:25:37Okay, good.
00:25:37Apparently rich in iron.
00:25:40What happened to you today?
00:25:42What do you mean?
00:25:43I mean your holiday curse.
00:25:45Oh.
00:25:46Nothing yet.
00:25:48No?
00:25:48Speaking of, I should probably get going.
00:25:51Wait, can you meet Marky really quickly?
00:25:54That's okay.
00:25:55Just really quickly.
00:25:56I promise.
00:25:57Marky?
00:25:57Marky, come over here.
00:26:00Really quick.
00:26:01Okay.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:04Hi.
00:26:05Marky, this is Sam.
00:26:06Hey, how's it going?
00:26:08Nice to meet you, Sam.
00:26:09Yep.
00:26:10They're our neighbor.
00:26:12She also tried a green cupcake.
00:26:14Did you?
00:26:15I did.
00:26:16Mm-hmm.
00:26:16Hey, Salina.
00:26:18No video evidence.
00:26:20I told you I accidentally deleted it,
00:26:21making room on my phone.
00:26:23Conveniently, before you sent it to me.
00:26:25I have like no storage on my phone.
00:26:26You know that.
00:26:27I know, I said I'd buy you some.
00:26:29Okay, well, let's sign up tomorrow.
00:26:36Okay, fine.
00:26:37I said hi.
00:26:38But I did not say goodbye.
00:26:41What do you want?
00:26:43That's my style.
00:26:46Don't be mad, I'll be sad.
00:26:49I get drunk so quick, it's bad.
00:26:51I'm fatted to mystery.
00:26:52Wait.
00:26:53Ugh.
00:26:54Bye.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Bye.
00:26:57Okay.
00:26:57Bye.
00:26:57Thank you, there's 11.
00:26:59Goodbye.
00:27:00I'm free.
00:27:00I'm free.
00:27:00I'm free.
00:27:06Hello.
00:27:07Hello.
00:27:08I'm surprised it's not busier.
00:27:10This was everyone's first stop.
00:27:12Oh shit.
00:27:14You know, I thought we did it backwards.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:17Uh, do you want the same thing?
00:27:19Um, yes please.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22Actually, can I do the special?
00:27:27Yes, but it's a stout.
00:27:29It's a stout?
00:27:31Why not?
00:27:33Sure.
00:27:34You sure?
00:27:35Are you scared to give this to me?
00:27:39I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:27:40I don't like giving remarks.
00:27:43I know you don't.
00:27:44Okay, I'll get one for you.
00:27:45Yeah.
00:27:46Ugh.
00:27:48All right.
00:27:49Okay.
00:27:51Try that.
00:27:51Oh, you know what that looks like.
00:27:54Oh my god.
00:27:55You want me to change it?
00:27:56No.
00:27:57I love it.
00:27:58Are you sure?
00:27:58Can you tell?
00:27:59It's so good.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02Keep going.
00:28:04Uh-uh.
00:28:05Where are all the good men at?
00:28:08Girl, speak on it.
00:28:09You know, right?
00:28:11You know where.
00:28:13I know.
00:28:14I'm scared.
00:28:15Um, where'd she go?
00:28:18Marky went to the bathroom?
00:28:20You good?
00:28:21I think.
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22I think she went to the bathroom.
00:28:23She was here and then she left.
00:28:25We did do the crawl backwards.
00:28:27He just said.
00:28:28Oh.
00:28:29Really?
00:28:29That makes sense.
00:28:30Yeah.
00:28:45There's Tommy.
00:28:46There's Taryn.
00:28:48I'm winking or giving nudge.
00:28:50They're dear friends of mine since you.
00:28:52There will not be...
00:28:53Marky?
00:29:03Shit.
00:29:25I don't know.
00:29:26I can't believe this.
00:29:26I was drunk.
00:29:27Don't we all do things that we don't mean when we're drunk?
00:29:31I mean, it's just...
00:29:33Ugh.
00:29:35After all we've been through, you just wanna let it go.
00:29:38All over one silly little drunken kiss.
00:29:40You just wanna let it go.
00:29:42I mean, it's not like I've been cheating on you.
00:29:44Jen and I haven't been seeing each other.
00:29:46We're not going behind your back.
00:29:48But I guess I should let you know that I am staying with her while we figure this out.
00:29:52But...
00:29:52It's just not fair.
00:30:43I think I should leave your back today.
00:30:46I don't know.
00:30:49Hey.
00:31:17They're amazing.
00:31:19They're my favorite.
00:31:20You hear that, Bailey?
00:31:21I do.
00:31:23You guys should sell them year-round.
00:31:25Oh, thank you.
00:31:26But then if you did, I'd be here every day.
00:31:28So yes, ma'am.
00:31:29We wouldn't mind that, Lisa.
00:31:30Oh, thank you, sweet.
00:31:32Well, happy Easter to you both.
00:31:33Happy Easter.
00:31:35Bye.
00:31:35Bye-bye.
00:31:42Hi there.
00:31:43Hey.
00:31:46Hi, Sam.
00:31:47Hello.
00:31:47I'll help them.
00:31:50Okay.
00:31:51It's been a while.
00:31:53I was in the neighborhood.
00:31:54Thought I'd finally come and check out the shop.
00:31:56Yeah?
00:31:56Mm-hmm.
00:31:57Well, what do you think?
00:31:57It's very cute.
00:31:59Do you want to try something?
00:32:01Yeah, it's the only reason I came in here.
00:32:10Mmm.
00:32:12How you been?
00:32:18I've been better.
00:32:20You have?
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:21I feel like I'm off my game.
00:32:23Off your baking game?
00:32:25That, too.
00:32:27Marky and I broke up.
00:32:30Oh.
00:32:31Yeah.
00:32:33Damn, I'm sorry.
00:32:34No, it's okay.
00:32:35Is it?
00:32:37I mean, no.
00:32:39But it will be.
00:32:47You should try it.
00:32:49I was just waiting for the go-ahead.
00:32:51Green light.
00:33:00Mmm.
00:33:03What is it?
00:33:03Mmm.
00:33:05Is it not good?
00:33:07Does your salt live next to your sugar by energy?
00:33:09Oh, God.
00:33:10Oh, my God.
00:33:11Look, I took a shot of ocean water.
00:33:12I poisoned Lisa.
00:33:14It was Lisa.
00:33:14She just picked up a dozen.
00:33:16Hold on.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:16Mel?
00:33:17Mel?
00:33:18Can you please call Lisa and tell her that she can't eat the cookies?
00:33:23But I'll give her like a, I don't know, like a lifetime supply or something.
00:33:30No.
00:33:36That's okay.
00:33:37I almost killed the customer, so.
00:33:39I can be your taste tester anytime.
00:33:41Really?
00:33:41Mm-hmm.
00:33:42Even after that?
00:33:43Yeah.
00:33:43I can't be bailing you out of jail all the time for accidental poisoning.
00:33:47I don't have that kind of cash.
00:33:48Mm-hmm.
00:33:49I don't know.
00:33:49I don't know your life.
00:33:54You see, I'm off my game.
00:33:57Your turn.
00:33:58My turn?
00:33:59Yeah.
00:34:00How's everything?
00:34:02Good.
00:34:03Work is good.
00:34:04Work is good?
00:34:05Yeah.
00:34:06Good.
00:34:07How's your anti-holiday club?
00:34:08Mm, that's not great.
00:34:10No?
00:34:10No.
00:34:11We're sitting at two right now.
00:34:12But you're welcome to join.
00:34:14I would love that.
00:34:16Okay.
00:34:17Yeah.
00:34:17Little Miss Holiday, huh?
00:34:19Mm-hmm.
00:34:19Okay.
00:34:21Is it just you and your work, Dad?
00:34:23No.
00:34:25No, actually, I've been seeing someone.
00:34:28Oh.
00:34:29Yeah, it's casual.
00:34:33How'd you meet?
00:34:34On and out.
00:34:36Not super romantic, but...
00:34:38You never know how it's gonna happen.
00:34:40Yeah.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:43It's going well?
00:34:45Yeah.
00:34:48The truth is, I didn't really like her at first.
00:34:51You know, we just didn't really get along, but...
00:34:55But it's working out?
00:34:56Yeah, seems to be.
00:34:57Yeah.
00:34:59Good.
00:35:05Well, I'm having a party on Wednesday night.
00:35:08You should come.
00:35:09You should bring her.
00:35:11Yeah, what holiday is it?
00:35:13It's no holiday.
00:35:14It's my birthday.
00:35:15Come on, that's a holiday.
00:35:18Well...
00:35:20Are we actually becoming friends?
00:35:23Yeah.
00:35:24I think we are.
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:43Hey.
00:35:44Hi.
00:35:44Hi.
00:35:45Happy birthday.
00:35:46Oh, thank you.
00:35:49Is anyone with you?
00:35:50No.
00:35:51No, Kayla.
00:35:52I had to work late.
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54We're good?
00:35:54Mm-hmm.
00:35:55Cool.
00:35:57All right, honey.
00:36:01Yeah, you can if you want to.
00:36:03It's a really good one.
00:36:04You're gonna like it.
00:36:05I'll see you later.
00:36:06Hi.
00:36:06Hi.
00:36:07Hi.
00:36:08Yeah, I'm okay.
00:36:10I'm being honest with you.
00:36:12Relationships are hard.
00:36:14Should they be now?
00:36:16Well...
00:36:16What?
00:36:17What?
00:36:17Hard.
00:36:19Ew.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:20And you win.
00:36:23But, yeah.
00:36:24Should they be hard?
00:36:27Honestly.
00:36:27I mean, that's what everybody says.
00:36:29Ooh.
00:36:30Who?
00:36:31Who was saying that?
00:36:33Girl...
00:36:34I don't know.
00:36:40Oh, sorry.
00:36:41You were saying about your niece?
00:36:43Yes, yes.
00:36:44She is going to school in Pittsburgh.
00:36:46Pittsburgh.
00:36:46Pittsburgh.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:48When you...
00:36:49I didn't think she was old enough.
00:36:50When that happened.
00:36:51No.
00:36:52I'm still thinking about it.
00:36:53Who have you recruited to the club?
00:36:55Anyone?
00:36:55Any potentials?
00:36:57Hmm...
00:36:57Yeah, there's a few potentials here.
00:36:59Cool.
00:37:00Okay, don't look.
00:37:01Okay.
00:37:01Because they're really cool.
00:37:02I said don't look.
00:37:03I was averting my eyes.
00:37:05Mm-hmm.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:06Will you see the girl with the dark hair and the white teeth?
00:37:10Like the really white teeth?
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:11Really.
00:37:12She's so cool.
00:37:13She's so cool.
00:37:14I think a little too cool for you.
00:37:16What do you mean?
00:37:16You can't be judging it.
00:37:18You're not even in it.
00:37:19I thought I was.
00:37:20Uh-uh.
00:37:20You haven't even done the initiation yet.
00:37:22Well, what do I need to do?
00:37:37How hungry are you?
00:37:39Pretty hungry.
00:37:40Okay.
00:37:41Maybe we should have bored or something.
00:37:42Popcorn is just a part of the initiation process.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:46I eat the popcorn.
00:37:47We watch the movie.
00:37:49And then what?
00:37:50I can't tell you.
00:37:52Is there a quiz?
00:37:54That sounds good.
00:37:55Really?
00:37:56Mm-hmm.
00:37:58Chinese?
00:37:58Okay, yes.
00:37:59I know the best spot.
00:38:01They give you fresh baked bread with your order.
00:38:03I love it.
00:38:05Fresh bread?
00:38:05Mm-hmm.
00:38:06Is it better than my bread?
00:38:09No.
00:38:09No?
00:38:10No.
00:38:11Okay.
00:38:11You're a good baker.
00:38:12I like bread.
00:38:13Me too.
00:38:15How was your week?
00:38:17It was good.
00:38:18Good.
00:38:18I'd say positive.
00:38:19I didn't poison anyone.
00:38:20Mmm.
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:22An improvement.
00:38:24Huge improvement.
00:38:25What about yours?
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27Yeah, it was actually really nice.
00:38:28Dan, my coworker and I, we took our friendship to the next level.
00:38:31We met outside of work.
00:38:32Wow.
00:38:33Uh-huh.
00:38:33Look at you guys.
00:38:34Where'd you go?
00:38:35A theme park.
00:38:36A theme park?
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:37Really?
00:38:37Yeah, it was really fun.
00:38:39His mom passed away a couple years ago, and now every year he celebrates her life by riding
00:38:43her favorite roller coaster.
00:38:44That is so cute.
00:38:46Isn't it?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Mm-hmm.
00:38:47Hello.
00:38:48Put in what you want.
00:38:50I'm gonna start it.
00:38:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:38:53You didn't get appetizers.
00:38:55Okay.
00:38:56Besides the bread.
00:38:56Mm-hmm.
00:38:58Do you like egg rolls?
00:38:59Yeah, I like egg rolls.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:03Okay.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:07So eager.
00:39:07It's such a good movie.
00:39:11Ready?
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:15All right.
00:39:16Ready?
00:39:17Wait.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:20Ready?
00:39:21Are you sure?
00:39:21Yes.
00:39:22Okay.
00:39:23Ready?
00:39:37Are you sure?
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:52Let's see.
00:39:55Great.
00:39:56I got in my screaming.
00:40:01I got out of the infiniteJean mode.
00:40:01The delicious dining room is�.
00:40:01I'm pleased to have an electric electric aquilo.
00:40:02I often be i-eshed with the side where I saw a prayer but fails just like looking them
00:40:02Okay, I can fix it through them and respect but....
00:40:04You don't even feel to absolutely not.
00:40:06I got hugged your child to my face before.
00:40:08Things about to get much better
00:40:11I want to make this forever
00:40:16I want to make this forever
00:40:22You're doing great, right?
00:40:23Thank you, I'm trying to ask.
00:40:25I know, just keep your knees bent, all right?
00:40:27Play tennis, it's back in.
00:40:29Hilarious, I've never played tennis.
00:40:30You act like that.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:34Anyone did ask, so how's it working?
00:40:36How's what working?
00:40:38You know, the friend thing.
00:40:39Oh, well, I didn't think it would work this well, actually.
00:40:44Is that because you're seeing someone?
00:40:46No, what do you mean?
00:40:48I mean, you both haven't really been single at the same time.
00:40:52What does that have to do with anything?
00:40:58That game?
00:40:59Yeah, let's call it.
00:41:04This sport is so fucking hard.
00:41:09Mmm, I don't like that one.
00:41:11Try it.
00:41:12You don't like it and you want me to try it?
00:41:13Mm-hmm.
00:41:15That's good.
00:41:17It's getting smoky.
00:41:18Yeah, it's spicy and smoky.
00:41:21Is that what you had on your dating profile?
00:41:25Yeah, exactly.
00:41:26Put the rest in my pocket.
00:41:27Yeah.
00:41:37I like that one.
00:41:39Give me some magic taste.
00:41:42Fruity and funky.
00:41:43Well, that's going on my profile.
00:41:45Yeah?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:49How are you doing?
00:41:51I'm good.
00:41:52Yeah, are you actually?
00:41:54Oh, I think so.
00:41:56I've been sleeping a lot.
00:41:58Mm, that's good.
00:42:00Yeah, but it's making me more tired.
00:42:02It's a vicious cycle.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:05When we first got together, it was just so fun.
00:42:11She told me from the beginning that she did not want anything serious.
00:42:15And then we moved in together.
00:42:18I knew all that going in, you know?
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:22You couldn't have known that she'd do that.
00:42:24No, but I mean...
00:42:28I don't know.
00:42:30Once you're in something and then you step away from it...
00:42:33I was just really angry right after it happened.
00:42:36And the other day I was thinking about it and it made sense.
00:42:38What happened between us.
00:42:40I didn't think it would.
00:42:44Well, to have that perspective from the beginning, just imagine.
00:42:49Maybe we do.
00:42:51Maybe we just push it down or ignore it.
00:42:58Have you thought about dating?
00:43:00I actually went on a date last night.
00:43:02What? You didn't tell me.
00:43:03It wasn't good.
00:43:04What happened?
00:43:06I just, I yawned about 30 times and she asked me if she was boring me.
00:43:10Yeah.
00:43:12Was it boring?
00:43:13I was a little bored.
00:43:15Where'd you go?
00:43:16An escape room.
00:43:17You were yawning in an escape room?
00:43:19I've been sleeping at 9 p.m. so I was tired.
00:43:22Did you get out? Did you win?
00:43:24Um, no.
00:43:25But our communication just wasn't good.
00:43:27She was yelling a lot.
00:43:28She yelled at you?
00:43:29Not at me, just at the situation.
00:43:32God, and you were just there yawning?
00:43:34Yeah, it was a really fun dynamic.
00:43:39Are you going to see her again?
00:43:40Uh, funny.
00:43:44Um, it gave me anxiety.
00:43:47With the date?
00:43:48Just the whole thing, yeah.
00:43:50Maybe you're not ready.
00:43:51I don't know, maybe.
00:43:54The kiss wasn't bad, though.
00:43:56You kissed her?
00:43:56Yeah, I was just curious.
00:43:59Oh.
00:43:59Yeah, you didn't know.
00:44:01No.
00:44:12No.
00:44:30Oh, what a nice way to say
00:44:35We try
00:44:45Just buildin' our bricks and heart
00:44:48We die
00:44:53Good morning, sunshine
00:45:00The endless fly is mine
00:45:12Walking around the dark
00:45:16Just night
00:45:26Everyone knows your face
00:45:39I have a very specific seat here
00:45:40Oh, yeah?
00:45:41Mm-hmm
00:45:41It's the best seat in the house
00:45:43Hmm, what makes it the best?
00:45:47Well?
00:45:49Well, here, switch
00:45:51Okay
00:45:54Delicious things to eat
00:45:56Oh, yeah, right?
00:45:58Yeah, I see it
00:46:01All right, come on, take your seat back
00:46:03No, you stay
00:46:03Oh, come on, you love this movie
00:46:05Your first time?
00:46:06All right, let's switch, come on
00:46:07Really?
00:46:07Yes
00:46:08Okay
00:46:09I'm gonna steal your seat
00:46:12Yummy
00:46:15Yeah, of course
00:46:46I'm gonna steal your feet
00:46:46what I don't know what's the ad explain the I don't know if I believe that she'd
00:46:56be into him what make Ryan huh where do you want this oh thanks oh my gosh
00:47:07you're strong I'm surprised you stayed awake yeah me too speaking of saying awake you didn't say yes
00:47:22to the quiz I didn't say no let me just take it out you can't skip a step you only
00:47:28watched 15 minutes
00:47:29well I blame it on your beanbag chairs and all that breath it is the best Chinese food in town
00:47:37it was really good to Kayla passed the test well she hasn't taken it yet and how she in the
00:47:47club I
00:47:48guess she's not yet what am I gonna meet her you want to I mean we've been hanging out so
00:48:02much I'd
00:48:03like to yeah okay okay what are we making we are making lemon bars um yeah my last batch was
00:48:19too
00:48:20sour okay more sugar more sugar less lemon all right all right could you grab the lemon yeah thank you
00:48:31the bowl okay thank you no no no really that's mine excuse me give me that give it to me
00:48:47it's
00:48:48getting there it's getting there it's incredible the crush is under by like a minute it's too hard I can't
00:48:57crack it oh this did I ate a little yeah what did it taste like like mud hmm let me
00:49:04try no it's
00:49:07actually it's almost a lemon I like it should I put mud in my next one yeah it's your new
00:49:12flavor combo
00:49:14color what color do you want uh do you have clear I have clear are you sure you don't want
00:49:21to do
00:49:21something more fun you can pick okay no red no red's my only rule
00:49:37all right all right you're gonna do it yes lay them on me what do you have like a feet
00:49:43thing
00:49:44do I have a feet thing no okay they don't gross me out they're just feet
00:49:53do I have a new ticklish thing really you chose that one it's a great movie out of all of
00:50:08the Nora
00:50:09Efron film swing this week so what it's about friends who turn into lovers Bailey oh my god Sam
00:50:15Emma's a girlfriend we both had the night off it's not a big deal okay okay can you lock up
00:50:26yep I gotta get
00:50:28changed bye have fun
00:50:38then kiss me when when you pick me up sorry I'm nervous
00:50:44about what I've never set anyone up before well I'm the one that's setting her up yeah I know that
00:50:50makes it worse why because you don't know Bailey she's been through a lot I just I want them to
00:50:57get
00:50:57along well you talk about her a lot so I feel like I did a pretty good job with Katie
00:51:04there she is Katie
00:51:15um how are you doing good good oh this is my girlfriend Sam hi nice to meet you nice to
00:51:22meet
00:51:22you hi uh can I get you something to drink um what are you two having the Pinot you want
00:51:29to try sure
00:51:35mm-hmm okay that's nice um I'll have a glass please
00:51:43good to see you you too yeah hi hi you look good oh this old thing Bailey uh this is
00:51:54Kayla oh hi
00:51:54hey so good to finally meet you yeah you too and uh this is Kayla okay Katie Katie and another
00:52:12one and
00:52:13another one sorry um whiskey neat you got it thank you
00:52:23uh long day me yeah no I was making cannoli all day which are really fun to make
00:52:30oh uh what were you making them for Bailey owns a bakery
00:52:34oh very cool yeah thank you
00:52:37mm-hmm what about you do you guys work together
00:52:44oh would do you say we well Katie was my client oh I didn't know that yeah it was last
00:52:51year thank
00:52:51you uh did you win the case we did well cheers to that
00:53:05I'm gonna get something else to drink anybody else want anything good okay
00:53:12um so I work in insurance insurance okay I don't know much about that I will spare you the details
00:53:21maybe day two okay so Bailey um here you're quite the party girl I don't know if I'd call it
00:53:31that
00:53:31well I'm having a get-together next week Bailey loves holidays yeah we were just talking about that
00:53:37uh what are you celebrating oh it's my birthday oh fun
00:53:43very fun
00:53:43yeah
00:53:49so are you working on a case oh just some broad case yeah but you're gonna do this
00:53:55calmar you want to try it
00:53:56yes you know it's always the same
00:54:00yeah it's Tom again isn't it is I know you would know
00:54:04I don't know that's good this is evil you're evil
00:54:09you wanna play pinball
00:54:10yes
00:54:11I don't like that
00:54:17you're good when's the last time you played this
00:54:21um like a couple nights ago
00:54:23really yeah
00:54:26so what do you think
00:54:27of what
00:54:28lady
00:54:31um she's nice you guys are suited no not Kayla Katie your date
00:54:36oh she's she's nice too I haven't really talked to her much
00:54:40should we go back over in the middle of my game
00:54:48your turn
00:54:49okay we'll see what happens
00:54:51I don't know if I'm very good at this
00:54:55all right so that's
00:54:56you gotta go fast
00:54:57all right
00:54:58yeah
00:55:04oh trigger happy
00:55:05okay
00:55:11oh you have lipstick on your teeth
00:55:12hold still
00:55:15is it gone
00:55:15mm-hmm
00:55:19all right
00:55:21do I start again
00:55:22yes
00:55:23okay
00:55:26how's it going with you guys
00:55:28good
00:55:28good
00:55:31Kayla read your astrology charts
00:55:33yeah
00:55:34oh my gosh
00:55:35yours and Katie's
00:55:38she seems too practical for astrology
00:55:40yeah I know
00:55:41she does
00:55:42but uh
00:55:44apparently
00:55:45what did it say
00:55:46she couldn't read it accurately
00:55:47because she didn't have your exact birth time
00:55:52huh
00:55:53but she said it makes sense you're a business owner
00:55:56really
00:55:57mm-hmm
00:55:57mm-hmm
00:55:58mm-hmm
00:56:02okay
00:56:03yeah
00:56:03mm-hmm
00:56:05yeah
00:56:06yeah
00:56:18yeah
00:56:45All done?
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:47Did it hurt?
00:56:48It was fine.
00:56:49It was in my butt.
00:56:50You're fine?
00:56:51Mm-hmm.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:52Yeah.
00:56:53Why didn't Kayla bring you?
00:56:54It's her birthday.
00:56:55I didn't want to ruin it.
00:57:03Why didn't you come?
00:57:05Uh, there was a Twilight marathon on TV.
00:57:07Oh.
00:57:08I was going to.
00:57:09Thanks.
00:57:09I never saw the last one, so.
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:11You ready?
00:57:12Mm-hmm.
00:57:13Did you get the cake I sent?
00:57:14Yeah, but I didn't get to try it.
00:57:16That's okay.
00:57:17Do you think the marathon's still on?
00:57:19Definitely.
00:57:21What was the orange in?
00:57:22Something seemingly savory.
00:57:24It's an appetizer.
00:57:25It had orange on it?
00:57:26Mm-hmm.
00:57:27Mm-hmm.
00:57:28Mm-hmm.
00:57:39Oh.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:45Yeah.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:58:19So give me a minute to catch my breath
00:58:24Take what's yours, I'll take what's left
00:58:28I'm used to coming out, sacraments
00:58:31Always feel the best of times
00:58:34I'll be damned if I'm leaving without
00:59:07I'm used to coming out, sacraments
00:59:07I'll be damned if I'm leaving without
00:59:12PHONE RINGS
00:59:17PHONE RINGS
00:59:21PHONE RINGS
00:59:35PHONE RINGS
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00:59:42Hey Sam, I was just checking in. I haven't heard from you in a while. Just let me know if
00:59:49you need anything.
00:59:52Okay, bye.
01:00:25I feel like I haven't seen you in months.
01:00:28I know, I'm sorry.
01:00:30Was it work?
01:00:32Yeah, work's been really busy, but, um, Kayla and I broke up.
01:00:39What?
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:41When?
01:00:42Two weeks ago.
01:00:45What did you tell me?
01:00:46I don't know, she was getting kind of weird about our friendship.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:53Uh, I, is that why you broke up?
01:00:56No, no. It's been coming for a while now.
01:01:02Are you okay?
01:01:04Yeah, I'm fine. Just needed some time.
01:01:06Yeah, of course. I'm really sorry.
01:01:09It's okay.
01:01:11I should have told you I'm sorry.
01:01:12No, it's okay. You did what was right for you.
01:01:17How have you been?
01:01:19Good.
01:01:20Yeah?
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:21Yeah.
01:01:22I got married last week.
01:01:23You did?
01:01:25Interesting.
01:01:26What's your ring?
01:01:27It's in the shop, actually.
01:01:28What shop? What are you talking about?
01:01:30Um, you know the one on the corner over here?
01:01:33Uh-huh.
01:01:34Yeah, that shop.
01:01:35The pawn shop?
01:01:36A lot happened between the time.
01:01:38You've got a really complicated couple of weeks.
01:01:40Couple of weeks.
01:01:41Okay, that's interesting.
01:01:43So, alright.
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:44Sounds good.
01:01:45What else?
01:01:46Yeah, actually this is my ring.
01:01:47Mm.
01:01:48Yeah.
01:01:50I don't know.
01:01:50I don't know if I see it for you.
01:01:52You don't buy it?
01:01:52I don't buy it, no.
01:01:54What do you see for me?
01:01:56Um, no, I'm kidding.
01:01:58What else?
01:02:00I...
01:02:00Ooh, I made cupcakes that ooze purple guts.
01:02:04Ooh.
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:05What'd you use for that?
01:02:06Grape?
01:02:07Uh, ube, actually.
01:02:10More purples.
01:02:11Ooh.
01:02:12Yeah.
01:02:12You have a sample back there?
01:02:20I missed you.
01:02:22I missed you too.
01:02:35Mm.
01:02:36That tastes really good.
01:02:37Those taste like nostalgia.
01:02:38Can't beat these.
01:02:40Mm-mm, mm-mm.
01:02:42Mm-mm.
01:02:43Okay.
01:02:45Wow.
01:02:47Whoa.
01:02:48I can't move in this skirt.
01:02:53Okay.
01:02:56What are you making?
01:02:58You'll see.
01:03:00You're not going to tell me, are you?
01:03:01No.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:02It's fine.
01:03:03It's fine.
01:03:05I'm making a cat.
01:03:06Oh yeah?
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:07What kind?
01:03:08Your standard cat.
01:03:09Is that an orange one?
01:03:11Haha.
01:03:12Yeah.
01:03:13An orange one.
01:03:14You can't touch it.
01:03:15Nope.
01:03:16Not for me.
01:03:17I can't get my hand in here.
01:03:18Sorry.
01:03:19That's okay.
01:03:20I'm glad you found some.
01:03:22Better late than never, yeah?
01:03:23Yeah.
01:03:26So many goops.
01:03:29Okay.
01:03:33Ew.
01:03:34Ew.
01:03:35Okay.
01:03:36I can't move.
01:03:38What are you doing?
01:03:39Well there's guts.
01:03:40I can't take your skirt off.
01:03:42I just did.
01:03:44What are you going to do about it?
01:03:45Yeah.
01:03:48What if I do that?
01:03:50Well.
01:03:51I guess then I'll do that.
01:03:55No.
01:03:57You're starving.
01:04:02Bailey.
01:04:04Come out.
01:04:05Come out.
01:04:06Wherever you are.
01:04:07I did that a long time ago.
01:04:25Let me just rest.
01:04:30Oh my.
01:04:31I didn't even know you were there.
01:04:32Get those off right now.
01:04:34Sorry.
01:04:37This is too good.
01:04:39Ah.
01:04:40Not the way.
01:04:45Now back to serious business.
01:04:47Back to your pie symbol.
01:04:49What?
01:04:49How do you know?
01:04:50I could just see where your mind was going.
01:04:53I don't know.
01:04:54That's weird.
01:04:55Yeah.
01:05:00Is that the bad thing that happened to you today?
01:05:03You want pumpkin guts?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:04No.
01:05:05Pumpkin guts.
01:05:05No.
01:05:06What was?
01:05:10You have a seed in your hair.
01:05:12Oh you get it?
01:05:12Okay.
01:05:45Yeah.
01:05:46Is that okay?
01:05:46Yeah.
01:05:47Yeah.
01:05:48For you.
01:05:49Yeah.
01:06:37Mm-hmm.
01:06:39We've got toast, jam, muffins.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43And coffee.
01:06:44Wow.
01:06:56Are you hungry?
01:06:59Yeah.
01:07:00Yeah.
01:07:02Do you want some?
01:07:04I'm not really hungry.
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:07Is this orange normally?
01:07:10Apricot.
01:07:11Okay.
01:07:14Cool.
01:07:15That wasn't a real question, was it?
01:07:17We never know.
01:07:19I have to ask.
01:07:24Sorry.
01:07:25I don't know.
01:07:26We left it weird.
01:07:28I feel like it was too soon for her.
01:07:32Did she say that?
01:07:34No.
01:07:36She didn't really say anything.
01:07:39Just, I mean, they broke up like two weeks ago.
01:07:43They just asked her.
01:07:49It was so good though.
01:07:51The jam?
01:07:52The sex.
01:07:54Oh shoot.
01:07:55Yeah.
01:07:58You never know how it's gonna translate, you know?
01:08:01Oh yeah.
01:08:02I once had sex with this guy that I met at a bar and it was horrible.
01:08:05And he was so cute too.
01:08:07Mm.
01:08:12Mm.
01:08:14What did she say?
01:08:15She didn't really say anything.
01:08:18She's weird because she always has something to say.
01:08:22I don't know if I'm trying to protect her or myself.
01:08:25Maybe both.
01:08:26Maybe.
01:08:29Maybe.
01:09:25Maybe two weeks later.
01:09:40Thanks.
01:09:51Do you want more?
01:09:54Okay, thank you.
01:10:07This is very formal.
01:10:09Yeah, this feels weird.
01:10:11It is weird.
01:10:18Sam?
01:10:25I value you and our friendship so much.
01:10:30Me too.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:32Definitely.
01:10:36I don't want to ruin anything.
01:10:39No, neither do I.
01:10:44Okay.
01:10:47Okay?
01:10:51So, friends?
01:10:56Of course.
01:11:06Don't you dare try to shake my hand right now.
01:11:11No.
01:11:20She doesn't want to ruin the friendship.
01:11:24That's what she said?
01:11:26I think so.
01:11:28Well, I can uninvite her to Friendsgiving if it's gonna make it weird.
01:11:31No, don't do that.
01:11:32It's fine.
01:11:33Are you sure?
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:37So, what'd you tell her?
01:11:39I don't really know.
01:11:40I think I tried to shake her hand like it was a transaction.
01:11:45Like she was Julia Roberts and I was Richard Gere.
01:11:48Maybe I was Julia Roberts.
01:11:50I don't know.
01:11:51What do you mean?
01:11:52I just couldn't spit anything out.
01:11:56And I mean, she kinda led me to it.
01:11:59But did she actually?
01:12:02I don't know.
01:12:04Okay, cool.
01:12:10Hey.
01:12:12Hey, Sam.
01:12:13Thanks for having me.
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:27Happy Thanksgiving.
01:12:29Happy Thanksgiving.
01:12:32Are you okay?
01:12:34Mmhmm.
01:12:44Mmhmm.
01:12:45Yeah.
01:12:45I'll give you a little bit better.
01:12:46For sure.
01:12:47Mmm.
01:12:48Mmm.
01:12:49Mmm.
01:12:49Mmm.
01:12:49Mmm.
01:12:51Mmm.
01:12:51Is this cheese?
01:12:53I haven't.
01:12:53No.
01:12:54Is it good?
01:12:55You must.
01:12:55It is.
01:12:57Yeah.
01:12:58I'll try it later.
01:12:59Oh.
01:12:59Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:13:00I insist.
01:13:02You just have to.
01:13:03It's so good.
01:13:04I have sweet potato in my mouth.
01:13:05Oh, it'll pair perfectly.
01:13:06Trust me.
01:13:07Just a little.
01:13:08Let me nibble.
01:13:09Let me swallow real quick.
01:13:11Okay.
01:13:12Oh, you're gonna.
01:13:13Oh, yeah.
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:15Oh, my God.
01:13:16Wow.
01:13:17Right?
01:13:18Oh, try it with the wine.
01:13:22Oh.
01:13:23Wow.
01:13:23Yes.
01:13:26I didn't invite her.
01:13:28I, Mel set it up.
01:13:29I didn't even know about it.
01:13:30Right.
01:13:30Well, you look really comfortable with each other.
01:13:32I mean, she's feeding you.
01:13:34Yeah, that was weird.
01:13:35I know.
01:13:39I mean, why do you even care?
01:13:41You're the one that didn't want to ruin the friendship, right?
01:13:44Yeah, well, this feels different.
01:13:45It probably will for a little while.
01:13:47Well, I don't like it.
01:13:48You think I do?
01:13:49I don't like it.
01:13:56Look, I'll have her feed you next.
01:14:01Sorry.
01:14:04Maybe we need an actual break.
01:14:06What?
01:14:08Yeah.
01:14:09I think I need that.
01:14:19Okay.
01:14:24Okay.
01:14:29I want a snack.
01:14:30But I can, like, phone the element and, like, make it, like...
01:14:37I made that one.
01:14:39I made that one.
01:14:39You made that one?
01:14:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:41Can I try the coffee thing?
01:14:43I'll go while they're going.
01:14:47No...
01:14:50No.
01:14:52Not that one.
01:14:53No.
01:14:54No.
01:14:54No.
01:14:56No.
01:14:57No.
01:14:58No.
01:14:58No.
01:15:02No.
01:15:04No.
01:15:08We'll just head down, carry on, cause what else can we do, but get through, and we'll
01:15:20sing hallelujah, but what is that to you right now?
01:15:28Sam.
01:15:30But let's talk in a way that can give us some faith to go around.
01:15:41We'll hold tight as we can when it's better again.
01:15:47Ready?
01:15:47Here we go.
01:15:48And go, everybody!
01:15:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, is that you?
01:15:56Come on, join the fun.
01:15:58Come on, ho!
01:16:01When we're together again.
01:16:08Oh!
01:16:11Oh!
01:16:13Oh!
01:16:14Oh!
01:16:14Oh!
01:16:15Oh!
01:16:16I know.
01:16:17So she's so cute.
01:16:18Thank you, you know, I always do.
01:16:20Here we got this for you.
01:16:22Oh, no!
01:16:25Oh!
01:16:25Oh!
01:16:26Oh!
01:16:28Oh!
01:16:29Yeah, I did.
01:16:30That's really nice.
01:16:31You got a bunch of layers in it.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33What was your holiday?
01:16:34Um, it was good.
01:16:36How was yours?
01:16:37I sit here.
01:16:38Yeah?
01:16:39Yeah, I didn't have to worry about going anywhere or being on a plane.
01:16:42No one was upset at me.
01:16:43Mm-hmm.
01:16:43Sounds nice.
01:16:44Mm-hmm.
01:16:46I'd recommend it.
01:16:47Maybe Sam.
01:16:48Oh, thank you.
01:16:51Hey, is, uh, is Bailey here?
01:16:54Oh, no.
01:16:54She's still home with her family.
01:16:57Great.
01:16:58Cheers, guys.
01:16:59Cheers.
01:17:00Happy New Year!
01:17:01Happy New Year!
01:17:03Yes!
01:17:07Yes, let's kill it tonight.
01:17:08You're out already.
01:17:10Eight!
01:17:10Seven!
01:17:12Six!
01:17:13Five!
01:17:14Four!
01:17:16Three!
01:17:17Two!
01:17:18One!
01:17:21Woo!
01:17:22Woo!
01:17:26Woo!
01:17:27Woo!
01:17:29Woo!
01:17:30Woo!
01:17:33Woo!
01:17:34Woo!
01:17:38Woo!
01:17:40Woo!
01:17:42Woo!
01:17:43Woo!
01:17:46Woo!
01:17:49Woo!
01:17:49Woo!
01:17:53Woo!
01:17:54Woo!
01:17:54Woo!
01:17:55Woo!
01:17:56Woo!
01:17:57Woo!
01:17:57Woo!
01:18:00Woo!
01:18:01Woo!
01:18:02Woo!
01:18:04Woo!
01:18:06Woo!
01:18:06Woo!
01:18:07Woo!
01:18:08Woo!
01:18:08Woo!
01:19:50Hey.
01:19:51This one is urgent.
01:19:53Yeah, I see.
01:19:53Where's it going?
01:19:54South Maine.
01:19:55I'll send you a pen.
01:19:56Okay, thank you.
01:19:57And Laura is going to come help out.
01:19:59Oh yeah?
01:19:59Yeah.
01:20:00Tell her thank you.
01:20:01How's it going with you two?
01:20:03Really good.
01:20:04Yeah?
01:20:04Yeah, meeting your parents next week.
01:20:05Oh my god, big step.
01:20:07Yeah.
01:20:07Wow, exciting.
01:20:08It's nerve wracking.
01:20:09You'll do great.
01:20:10Just be yourself.
01:20:11Okay, thanks mom.
01:20:12See you soon.
01:20:14Take your time.
01:20:15We've got it.
01:20:18Bye.
01:20:19Bye.
01:20:26Bye.
01:20:43Bye.
01:21:01Hi.
01:21:02Hi.
01:21:02Did somebody order a delivery?
01:21:04Yeah, a theater too.
01:21:05Okay.
01:21:27Hi.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:31I presume your delivery?
01:21:35Mm-hmm.
01:21:40What is this Sam?
01:21:45Ailey, I don't want to ruin our friendship.
01:21:48Neither do I.
01:21:50You know that I want-
01:21:51Just listen.
01:21:55I don't want to ruin our friendship.
01:21:57And I don't want to ruin your holidays, but you make all mine better.
01:22:05You're that person I look for across the room, and I don't have to be talking to you or touching
01:22:10you to feel you.
01:22:12It's like this little world we share.
01:22:16And in that world, I don't just want to be your friend.
01:22:21But what about in this world?
01:22:23I don't just want to be your friend.
01:22:25Really?
01:22:27Mm-mm.
01:22:32Open it.
01:22:34What'd you guys do?
01:22:36I may have had a little help.
01:22:38I'm sorry.
01:22:41Leaving my valentine?
01:22:43Yes, of course.
01:22:45Yes.
01:22:46Of course.
01:22:48I'm sorry.
01:22:56Okay.
01:23:11I saved your favorite seat for you.
01:23:15Oh, man.
01:23:16I counted like 20 times.
01:23:18See, I just gravitate toward it.
01:23:20Mm-hmm.
01:23:24Really is the best one.
01:23:30You ready?
01:23:31Mm-hmm.
01:23:32Okay.
01:23:32What are you watching?
01:23:33Three guesses.
01:23:35Oh, well, it could only be...
01:23:40Oh, no.
01:23:41You're not going to fall asleep.
01:23:43No.
01:23:43No, not this time.
01:23:45Mm-hmm.
01:23:45Mm-hmm.
01:23:46Mm-hmm.
01:23:49Just winners on this side, okay?
01:23:51We didn't have it.
01:23:51Keep going.
01:23:52Oh, my gosh.
01:23:53Come on.
01:23:54Come on, Franny.
01:23:55Okay, keep going.
01:23:56It's okay.
01:23:57Keep going.
01:23:58Oh, let's see if I can do it from the couch.
01:24:00Oh, yeah.
01:24:00Okay.
01:24:01Hello, Marty.
01:24:02Oh!
01:24:03Oh!
01:24:04Neighbors singing tells a few.
01:24:08It's so close.
01:24:10Hardly can win.
01:24:13Waking up on Christmas.
01:24:17Children dreaming without a care.
01:24:31are they your partner they are yeah I like them me too they didn't want to be my partner at
01:24:41first
01:24:41that's not true Bailey I did we were friends first that's nice yeah I think so do you guys kiss
01:24:52oh god we do yeah that's cool you think so I'm hungry we'll go get some food
01:25:08bye cute I love kids should we go be cool in the bathroom Sam what yeah let's go
01:25:23la la la la
01:25:28wake up in the morning all it over looking over are you close the scatter all over the room
01:25:36oh what did we do
01:25:41I don't know how you're having it just happened we were laughing at night
01:25:46think I'm finally like is this all right
01:25:50oh but you didn't mind
01:25:52oh but you didn't mind
01:25:53oh but you didn't mind
01:25:58don't they actually have to go out of this door
01:26:02I think so we're going to go out of this door
01:26:05don't hurt
01:26:12I'll get the screwdriver
01:26:25do you if you get a guilty client
01:26:30well I'm still obligated to try to get them off
01:26:34not like that that would be highly unethical
01:26:48I don't know where a napkin is
01:26:52yeah
01:26:53we shouldn't take it here but now you're in my bed
01:26:57looking at me like that
01:26:59no don't look at me like that
01:27:01I know you shouldn't fuck your friends
01:27:04I mean it's kind of common sense
01:27:08but nobody's catching feelings
01:27:10nobody's leaving thinking
01:27:12are we gonna talk about what it is
01:27:14I know you shouldn't fuck your friends
01:27:18but we're just testing out the tension
01:27:22and nobody's catching feelings
01:27:24still gonna hang on weekend
01:27:26like I'm just calling what it is
01:27:31keep being here
01:27:42oh my god
01:27:45oh my god
01:27:53just a party in your mouth
01:27:58that's so good
01:27:59have you ever been to Wisconsin
01:28:00we could go together
01:28:05excuse me
01:28:06cut
01:28:07cut
01:28:10cut
01:28:10come on that part yeah
01:28:16cut
01:28:16I know you shouldn't fuck your friends
01:28:29you
01:28:30you
01:28:32you
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