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00:03:13We'll be right back and watch.
00:03:14And after three years of uni, I'd rather just chill.
00:03:18That's a good shot.
00:03:20Can't we all just get drunk and forget about all this camping nonsense, okay?
00:03:24I mean, personally, and I don't mind, I can sleep in the fucking car, alright?
00:03:29Look at my face.
00:03:30It's a pretty face.
00:03:32Don't want to get bitten by bugs and mosquitoes, alright?
00:03:35Okay guys, don't be a bunch of losers.
00:03:37Please.
00:03:38Can we just get this camp set up?
00:03:40Okay, we'll party later.
00:03:45You know what?
00:03:46I didn't complete the degree, okay?
00:03:48What?
00:03:49I didn't complete it, alright?
00:03:51I just didn't have it in me.
00:03:52Okay, so you guys, you can celebrate.
00:03:55I'm gonna toast to life.
00:03:58I mean, who are the idiots at this point?
00:04:00Is that your friends or?
00:04:02And Kim, why did you bring this big ass chair?
00:04:05We're in the woods, not the oyster box.
00:04:08Excuse me, I didn't agree to sit on these dirty floors over here.
00:04:30The hotel was built for the elite.
00:04:35Anyone who was anyone attended its lavish parties on the valley.
00:04:39But all that ended when we released the demon.
00:04:43The residents of the hotel just disappeared.
00:04:46Oh, for goodness sake.
00:04:48We're adults.
00:04:49Can we stop talking about ghost stories?
00:04:54Can we talk about something with a bit more substance?
00:04:56How the Tokolosh movie?
00:04:59Psychological mind fuck.
00:05:01Can you tell us why you insisted on coming on this camp trip
00:05:03if you're going to be an asshole the entire time?
00:05:07I just want to talk about something with a bit more substance, okay?
00:05:10Is that a bad thing, Alicia?
00:05:12Look, not everyone has got a perfect family like you.
00:05:16You think you've got it all figured out.
00:05:24Okay guys, over here.
00:05:26You know what?
00:05:27We've got some more crucial things to do.
00:05:29So, how about some selfies for my socials?
00:05:35You know what?
00:05:36It's so retro.
00:05:38Terry man, why don't you finish the semester?
00:05:42Capitalism, my friend.
00:05:44Why do we need the degree to get a higher paying salary?
00:05:50No one ever tells you that you can do it without it.
00:05:53I swear to God, dude.
00:05:56Schools should be teaching us how to be fucking entrepreneurs
00:05:58and not bloody sheep.
00:06:00Guys!
00:06:04Where do we need to pee here?
00:06:10In the bush.
00:06:14Are you kidding me?
00:06:18Is it a number one or a number two?
00:06:20Shut up, man.
00:06:22Kim?
00:06:23Kim?
00:06:23You can pee behind the car.
00:06:28Really?
00:06:37Alicia?
00:06:39Would you come with me?
00:06:45Why don't you take one of your 50,000 pilots?
00:06:49Well, at least I have followers.
00:07:01Take your 50,000 followers.
00:07:04Bet you they don't even have 2,000.
00:07:23They don't even have 100,000 pilots.
00:07:24I'm not going to have 1,000 pilots.
00:07:24I'm not going to have two,000 pilots.
00:07:25I've got two,000 pilots.
00:07:27I've got two,000 pilots.
00:07:46All the pilots.
00:07:46If you're not going to have 500 pilots,
00:07:53I'm telling you, the Kardashians? Moguls. Kim would agree with me.
00:08:01You know what guys, where is she anyway?
00:08:06That must be constipation.
00:08:09Kim!
00:08:13Goodness me. Kim!
00:08:17What's that?
00:08:19Guys, I think we should look for her.
00:08:22Cherry, you take this.
00:08:29Kim!
00:08:32Kim!
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00:08:39Kim!
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00:09:03Kim!
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00:09:16Kim!
00:09:21Kim!
00:09:35Him!
00:10:15Kim?
00:10:18Kim?
00:10:19Kim?
00:10:20Kim?
00:10:22Kim?
00:10:22Help!
00:10:23Help!
00:10:42Shh!
00:10:43Mark!
00:10:52Mark!
00:10:54Wake up, Mark!
00:11:09No!
00:11:24Mom!
00:11:30Mom!
00:11:31Mom!
00:11:33Mom!
00:11:36Mom!
00:12:06Mom!
00:12:19Mom!
00:12:21Meanwhile in 6im ัะตะปะตัots,
00:12:25Come on!
00:12:26Stab, stab, stab!
00:12:29TRIES!
00:12:49Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:51Today we are assembled here for a very sacred ceremony, the ceremony of holy matrimony.
00:12:58As when Adam and Eve was around, there was someone for everyone.
00:13:01And today we are assembled here to witness the marriage of Michael to Catherine
00:13:06as they embark on this historic journey of man and wife.
00:13:10So without much further ado, I'm now going to start the proceeding.
00:13:14Do you, Catherine, take Michael to be your lawfully wedded husband,
00:13:19to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, who's death do you part?
00:13:25I do.
00:13:26And do you, Michael, take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded wife,
00:13:30to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, who's death do you part?
00:13:36Do I have a choice?
00:13:37Not really. She's already accepted you.
00:13:40I do.
00:13:41So, with the power vested in me by the Lord, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:13:46You may now kiss the bride.
00:13:56This is what you dreamt about as a little girl.
00:13:59Isn't this what every little girl dreams of?
00:14:02Look, this is perfect.
00:14:04And it's about a union that matters.
00:14:06Non-material things, right?
00:14:09Plus, if we went for a big expensive wedding,
00:14:11we would have to pay for things like flowers and people and cards and ugh.
00:14:16He needs to deal with that stress.
00:14:18You know, it's just kind of odd not meeting the parents with a man I just married or anything.
00:14:25You know they're abroad.
00:14:27You'll meet them sooner than you think.
00:14:31I'm not changing her surname.
00:14:35Yes, you are.
00:14:50So, then we married you too good to drive?
00:14:54Let's go.
00:15:03Oh, yeah.
00:15:24Mommies are everywhere, take them on if you dare, there's nowhere to run, nowhere to go, they're looking for you
00:15:36and me, but they're not our destiny, we're giving it all, giving it all, if you touch the clay, you'll
00:15:50be yearning for yesterday.
00:15:54They're gonna get to you, the clay is all made, the clay is all made, one touch and you're gonna
00:16:04be sorry, the clay is all made, you'll be yearning for yesterday.
00:16:16If you touch the clay, you'll be yearning for yesterday, they're gonna get to you, the clay is all made,
00:16:29the game is all made, one touch and you're gonna be sorry,
00:16:33the clay is all made, the clay is all made, get you all the way faster.
00:16:40The clay is all made, the clay is all made, one touch and you're gonna be sorry, the clay is
00:16:47all made, get you all the way faster.
00:16:50Did you call her?
00:16:53Call her.
00:16:54Your sister.
00:16:56The doctor.
00:16:58I don't care.
00:17:01I spy with my little eye something...
00:17:05You guys are going to have to bury the hatchet eventually.
00:17:12The time is right, okay?
00:17:19Old MacDonald had a farm.
00:17:21E-I-E-I.
00:17:23Oh?
00:17:23And on that farm he had a...
00:17:25Duck.
00:17:27E-I-E-I-O.
00:17:29For the crack crack there, crack crack there.
00:17:32You're a flex.
00:17:34You're a flex.
00:17:38Woo!
00:17:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:46Can't see where it's already gone, let me know...
00:17:51oh, yeah.
00:17:51Can't be done.
00:17:54Andarg.
00:17:57Lust.
00:18:13Stay here.
00:18:16Where are you going?
00:18:18To call someone.
00:18:37There's no reception.
00:18:39There's no reception.
00:18:40I think we have to walk.
00:18:42Walk where, Michael?
00:18:44There's only bush.
00:18:47It's going to get dark soon,
00:18:48and I'm not sure what's in these bushes.
00:18:50So you want to go into the bushes with no protection?
00:18:53Now let's just stay here and wait until the day.
00:18:55If we go up, we could find a house.
00:18:56If we juice their phone, we can get a tow truck.
00:18:59And think about it.
00:19:00Think about what a romantic story
00:19:01that's going to be for our grandkids.
00:19:03We go on honeymoon, we get stranded.
00:19:05In the middle of nowhere.
00:19:08We live to tell the tale.
00:19:46We live to tell the tale.
00:20:09I don't know what I was doing and it just happened, it just happened, I was there and
00:20:15Michael you kissed my sister, do you understand how me marrying you after that makes no sense
00:20:21at all and how can I approach my own sister when I feel such disgust and hate feelings
00:20:28I should be projecting towards you she doesn't even have the dignity to pick up the phone and
00:20:35you keep bringing it up like it's a casual Saturday night look it was a Christmas party
00:20:40and your dad was pouring drinks like it was are you blaming my dad
00:20:50you're a fucking asshole
00:20:56I said I'm sorry
00:21:16maybe they can help us
00:21:18this isn't a bed and breakfast we can't just walk into someone's home
00:21:22we're in the middle of nowhere, do you have better options?
00:21:39hello?
00:21:45hello?
00:21:48gonna look for someone
00:21:52gonna look for someone
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01:04:28I'm proud of you, my son.
01:04:30With your help and with his organs, we'll look for another ten years.
01:04:33Cheers.
01:04:36I need to pee, Dad.
01:04:38When are you going to handle whiskey like your old man?
01:04:40In ten years.
01:04:50I need to pee.
01:05:47I need to pee.
01:06:08I need to pee.
01:06:09I need to tie up the girls.
01:06:10It's time for a midnight snack, my son.
01:06:12I need to get the fire going.
01:06:17What's wrong with you?
01:06:19Do you want to end up like a brother, Mark?
01:06:20What?
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01:07:31Who did this take him?
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