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On a desperate quest to save her dying sister, Abby finds herself stranded and alone in the brutal Caucasus Mountains, where a mysterious helper offers her the choice between accepting the inevitable or abandoning reality.
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00:00:50Good evening, and welcome to Movie Corner, the Halloween special.
00:00:56I'm Gord Tomlinson, and we've got a whopper of a spook show for you tonight, but that's
00:01:02not how it's pronounced.
00:01:03I'm talking about the cult classic in the horror movie genre, and holy Quasimodo, does
00:01:10it have a backstory.
00:01:121975, Glass Girl Magazine puts out an article about a young Pennsylvania mother named Dorothy
00:01:20Shep.
00:01:21In this piece, she claims that her and her four children are being tormented by something
00:01:27Meemaw would call the heebie-jeebies.
00:01:30We're talking spooky sounds, paranoia, things being in a way they ought not be.
00:01:36And so this terrifying story goes out into the world, and who of all people reads it?
00:01:42But the wife of film producer Daniel Gerby.
00:01:46Gerby ends up buying Dorothy's story for a mere $17,000.
00:01:51I owe more than that in late fees at Movie Gallery right now.
00:01:54The film starts rolling.
00:01:56They hire director George L. Schmidt, who's credited with the decision to shoot the film
00:02:01in the actual Shep family home, right where all the terrorizing took place to begin with.
00:02:07Fast forward, 1979, the film premieres to disappointing reviews and is a box office bomb, but things
00:02:15turned around in the video rental market as it became a cult classic.
00:02:20Ladies and gentlemen, starring Wanda Best and Duncan Lund.
00:02:24So thank you so much for joining us today.
00:03:56Frankie, watch your brothers.
00:04:55You know, even the mold in this old cellar ain't safe from you.
00:04:58What are you doing?
00:05:00I was just trying to get a feel for the place.
00:05:03It is something in it.
00:05:04What, the cellar?
00:05:06Oh, the whole thing.
00:05:07It needs a little work.
00:05:09All this crud out first thing.
00:05:12Oh, I kind of like it.
00:05:14It gives me the creeps.
00:05:16But, school's a stone store away and the store's not much further.
00:05:24How are my odds?
00:05:26Well, if they were any worse, I'd probably still be in Carrick.
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:44Okay.
00:06:00Welcome home, Pete.
00:06:02What?
00:06:02Is that you?
00:06:03You look good.
00:06:04Thanks.
00:06:0517 pounds since August.
00:06:07Took your advice on the paleo.
00:06:09Right on.
00:06:09Right on.
00:06:10What are you doing, Pete?
00:06:11The whole thing's a disaster.
00:06:13Had to cross-check the wiring by the south wall.
00:06:15Set me back a little, but we should be in the green now.
00:06:18Sure you want to blow up your mom's house?
00:06:20Maybe we should talk about this.
00:06:22Terry's here.
00:06:23Love to talk, Clint, but there's no time.
00:06:25Got an early flight.
00:06:26Don't suppose you ran it by the fire, Marshal?
00:06:28Does he have a Chem E doctorate?
00:06:32Pete!
00:06:33Let's go in the house.
00:06:34Hey, Ter.
00:06:35Wow, I didn't think you two were still-
00:06:37We're not.
00:06:38I brought Clint here to arrest you.
00:06:40Oh, I didn't realize he had the authority.
00:06:41It's a citizen's arrest.
00:06:43I know it's none of my business, but I always thought you two were good together.
00:06:48Remember your engagement party by the lake?
00:06:50Aside from arson, this is a crime against your mother's memory.
00:06:53Wow.
00:06:53Where were you for the eulogy, Clint?
00:06:55Cut the crap, Pete.
00:06:56What a weekend.
00:06:58Tequila volleyball, jet skis.
00:07:00What was the name of that song you two were singing all weekend?
00:07:03Was it Cyndi Lauper?
00:07:04Think about what your brothers would say if they found out about this.
00:07:07Pat Benatar.
00:07:09Like a prayer.
00:07:09Oh, yeah.
00:07:11Can you believe that was 15 years ago?
00:07:13Since then, the lake house has been bulldozed.
00:07:16You two got divorced, but we'll always have the memory.
00:07:19Isn't that what matters?
00:07:21I don't want to sell the house any more than you do, Pete.
00:07:24But this?
00:07:25This is crazy!
00:07:27I've got a half pound of C4 by the central foundations.
00:07:30And then another by the south wall, and another by the north.
00:07:34It'll be like the 4th of July.
00:07:35I've got sandbags to protect us.
00:07:39I'll get more sandbags.
00:07:41Well, what are you going to do about your nephew?
00:07:43Vincent.
00:07:43He's living here.
00:07:45Been here for weeks.
00:07:46Why?
00:07:47I don't know, Pete.
00:07:48Why don't you go talk to him?
00:07:50Or are you just going to blow him up, too?
00:07:52Theo can take care of it.
00:07:53Is that supposed to be a joke?
00:08:30I don't know.
00:08:35I've got to move a task to engage him here.
00:08:36Wil wrote me, and the lead in the wind is set up, tell your time.otted
00:08:39around. I
00:08:40say it's a lot of bigGuGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGUGU på Hagic Grant.
00:08:53BELL RINGS
00:09:29Grief works in funny ways. I see his point, though. It's the honorable thing to do. Blowing her into smithereens.
00:09:37Noted. Thanks for the lift.
00:09:39You are welcome. Maybe I should stay until this thing diffuses itself.
00:09:46I got this.
00:09:47Take it easy on him, Tara. You've been through a lot. I'll haul you. Last thing Dorothy would want us
00:09:51to have you fighting with each other.
00:09:52Happy trails, Clint.
00:10:07What are you doing?
00:10:08I don't have time for this. The kid's a space cadet.
00:10:10Don't tell me you're calling him.
00:10:11Yeah, I am.
00:10:11Pete, for all that is holy, do not call...
00:10:15Well, I told him what I tell all my customers. I said, I mean, sure. There's all sorts of variety.
00:10:20There's spring, there's foam, there's gel, there's the hybrids.
00:10:24And yeah, a waterbed might be a little heavier, maybe not as stylish, but a mattress is probably as important
00:10:30as a mortgage or a car payment.
00:10:32You've got to be able to trust your mattress the way you trust your wife.
00:10:36He comes home from work, stretches himself out on a heated Shep waterbed, and he knows he's made the right
00:10:42choice.
00:10:43And then I say, it's like my dad used to say, anybody can get a good night's sleep anywhere as
00:10:48long as they've got a clean conscience.
00:10:50But in this day and age, who's got one of those? And that's where your Shep waterbed will come in.
00:10:56So did he buy?
00:10:57Eh, not yet. He said he wanted to look online at some of these NASA space beds. But he'll be
00:11:02back.
00:11:03You ever try memory foam?
00:11:04Who am I? Kurt Cobain?
00:11:06Only asking.
00:11:08Nothing but premium Shep waterbeds in my house. You in the market?
00:11:12I'm happy with a waterless situation at the moment.
00:11:16Well then, what are you still doing here? I figured you'd be the first one at the airport after the
00:11:20funeral.
00:11:21Just wanted to give the house one final goodbye.
00:11:23He's helping Frankie and I get this place settled. It's a lot of work for two people.
00:11:27A lot. A lot.
00:11:30You want to help, Theo?
00:11:31I've got to be at the shop. I mean, now that Frankie's retired, you know, the business dad started.
00:11:35All I meant was, there's nothing around here you think you can take with you?
00:11:42While we're on the subject, who took Senior's armchair out of the den?
00:11:46Beats me.
00:11:47Come on. I know one of you has been swiping dad's stuff.
00:11:50Like, I don't have enough of Senior's old junk already.
00:11:52So, Vincent, have you decided on your major yet?
00:11:55Oh, don't get me started.
00:11:57Don't get him started.
00:11:58Go ahead, Vincent. Tell your Uncle Pete what you're going to major in.
00:12:03Viking culture.
00:12:04Viking culture.
00:12:07Can you believe that's even a major?
00:12:09It's no wonder a secondary education isn't worth shit anymore.
00:12:12Kind of like this house.
00:12:14Especially this house.
00:12:16Frankie, are you going to eat anything?
00:12:18Don't eat.
00:12:20He's right.
00:12:20Shouldn't eat this stuff.
00:12:21This stuff?
00:12:22This is pizza.
00:12:24That is gluten, dairy, and tomato paste.
00:12:28Will you please give it up with this gluten-free...
00:12:30I'm sure there's a couple of newlyweds out there that would find this house to be
00:12:34a perfect place to start a family.
00:12:36Like mom and dad.
00:12:38I would rather go down to the gas station, put my lips around the pump, suck it dry,
00:12:43and then try to light matches with my butt cheeks than have this place turned over to
00:12:47some bunch of bums.
00:12:48What bums?
00:12:50Do you guys even get that this place is like a big deal to some people?
00:12:55Right.
00:12:56No, seriously, there's so many forums online about this place.
00:12:59Oh, here we go.
00:13:01Forums?
00:13:03Like about the whooper?
00:13:06Forums, fan fictions, cosplays, you name it.
00:13:09Wait, you're telling me somebody has actually seen that movie in the past 20 years?
00:13:13Well, they show it at Halloween in theaters.
00:13:16Kind of like a retro revival.
00:13:18Yeah, well, dad had another word for that.
00:13:20Maybe so, but everyone knows that the story is fiction.
00:13:24Fiction?
00:13:25Made up.
00:13:26This house isn't really haunted.
00:13:29Some might debate that.
00:13:31Who exactly?
00:13:33Well, grandma for one.
00:13:35Vincent, grandma liked to tell stories.
00:13:38Loved it.
00:13:39When she would go down to the salon on the weekends, that's all those ladies did.
00:13:43Once, somebody took something she said as fact, and the next thing you know, a movie studio
00:13:48was knocking on the door promising us this and that.
00:13:51Ruined my sophomore year in high school.
00:13:54None of us were ever haunted by our toys or had exorcisms performed on our stuffed animals.
00:13:59All I remember from that time was bouncing checks and water beds.
00:14:04Well, you can believe what you want.
00:14:05And you can go in those chat rooms and tell everyone that Peter Shep says that there's
00:14:09no such thing as a whooper.
00:14:11What does that prove?
00:14:13Aren't I a character in the story?
00:14:14That doesn't make it yours.
00:14:16The whooper belongs to the fans now.
00:14:20Hey, let it go.
00:14:21Ticket sales, box office revenue, that doesn't make any sense to this kid.
00:14:25I mean, reality doesn't make any sense to this kid.
00:14:29If you'll please excuse me.
00:14:42Is that the best you could do in handling that?
00:14:46Look, everything's all hookies and wogwarts with this kid, all right?
00:14:50The more time he spends here, the better it's going to be for everybody.
00:14:54Trust me.
00:15:00May I help you?
00:15:02I'm here to see the house.
00:15:04You talked to the realty company?
00:15:06I talked to Frankie on the phone.
00:15:09It's late.
00:15:12One sec.
00:15:22Please, come in.
00:15:25Kathy.
00:15:26Kathy Schengel.
00:15:27This is my sister.
00:15:29Perry, I know.
00:15:33Um, can I serve you something?
00:15:36Coffee, tea, water, milk?
00:15:39Where did you park?
00:15:40It's even more beautiful in person.
00:15:43You kept all of the original trim?
00:15:46Our family wasn't too familiar with the idea of remodeling.
00:15:48Uh, we're selling it as is.
00:15:51That's perfect.
00:15:52I can't wait to show this to my babies.
00:15:55How many do you have?
00:15:56Four.
00:15:57Must be a handful.
00:15:58My brother told you it's a three-bedroom.
00:16:00That's fine.
00:16:01Just fine.
00:16:08What's this?
00:16:09The friggin' pasta razzi?
00:16:10Don't mind them.
00:16:11They get like this after you feed them.
00:16:13No need to apologize.
00:16:15I remember how hard things were after I lost Daddy.
00:16:18This must be such a difficult time for you all.
00:16:21I can't believe they're all here.
00:16:22They're all here.
00:16:23Frankie, tour?
00:16:30What?
00:16:30Don't be a douche.
00:16:32To who?
00:16:33The creep?
00:16:33So she's a little unusual.
00:16:35She looks like she raided your high school wardrobe.
00:16:38She does.
00:16:41I'm sorry, what's that?
00:16:42I can't hear you.
00:16:44I can't hear you.
00:17:00I can't hear you.
00:17:01Christmas tree.
00:17:03Rocky horse.
00:17:05Pipes.
00:17:06Basket.
00:17:08More baskets.
00:17:11Here's the washing machine.
00:17:33a hunter built this place after the war he used to skin his game down here coyotes mostly one day
00:17:42the hunter killed something else out there something he had never seen before a creature
00:17:47that resembled the folklore of the Iroquois tribes unknowingly the hunter brought his
00:17:54strange kill back to this cellar he disappeared sometime later but the mark of the creature remained
00:18:01the whooper everybody's seen that movie my babies and I watch it all the time it's not for babies
00:18:08are these yours my grandma's once they weren't worth anything she just boxed them up well what's
00:18:14it worth to you I would sell everything to get her back oh there you are I've got something to
00:18:21show
00:18:21you my favorite bathroom is down here boy I hope that lady doesn't find all that lead paint that'd
00:18:26be a disaster oh hey guys didn't mean to interrupt the tour did they say lead paint I don't think
00:18:33so
00:18:33there's no lead paint down here miss shingle same as these pipes this house has its quirks but we
00:18:39were all raised here and look how we turned out wait maybe that's not what we're trying to say is
00:18:45that we wouldn't put you or your family in danger just to make some money they're just jacking you
00:18:49around miss shingle your kids could probably eat the paint chips right off the wall see latex non-toxic
00:18:57my father repainted this house back in the 80s Frankie you want to see me eat a chip of paint
00:19:02don't eat paint Frankie it's that safe let me try Vincent I wanted to thank you all so much for
00:19:12your hospitality I could not be more in love with this house now will you take a personal check uh
00:19:21is
00:19:22it from a local bank thanks we'll consider it look just give my brother a couple days to think about
00:19:27it if there's a problem with the amount I'd be happy to increase it I thought about it we'll give
00:19:32you a
00:19:33call you got a card no I'm afraid I can't leave this house until there's a deal see she can't
00:19:38wait
00:19:38miss my brother isn't thinking straight we've been through a lot with the death of my mother and
00:19:44all you'll understand of course that's exactly why I'm here your mother meant so much to me please I
00:19:51have to have this house please all right really the house is not for sale that's impossible we're
00:19:56keeping it that's not what she wanted Dorothy your mother could not leave the house to you I'm sorry
00:20:04where did you get this lunatic no matter what they say no matter what she made me promise right
00:20:08before she died she made me promise that's it I'm out this has been very interesting but I'm really sure
00:20:17that you need to go grandma a note from grandma whatever it takes no matter what my family says
00:20:23get this house from them by any means necessary you see she wanted us to have the house I'm sorry
00:20:30she
00:20:31loved you but she was hurt you know I I think I'll go and take a walk and let you
00:20:37guys think of a
00:20:38suitable amount but please don't make this harder than it already is what are you talking about
00:20:47Dorothy it's the kids they think that their critters are coming to life you know you sound right now I
00:20:52know it sounds crazy but what if it's not the stuffed animals what if it's something inside of kids they
00:20:56have imaginations we need to leave this house I don't feel safe why don't we just go home isn't
00:21:02this home no there is something in that house you don't know it because you're never there but I
00:21:08feel it and I am telling you don't you remember living in the city I mean that the night shifts
00:21:12the mill I know this is different Frank
00:21:20I won't go back to that Dorothy I work too damn hard and I won't do it
00:21:35The Shep family has never escaped the shadow of the whooper despite its home video success they never received a
00:21:43dime
00:21:43in more recent news they've even sued the studio for their lost royalties rumor has it that Frank Shep
00:21:50has even declared bankruptcy after this break we'll be reading viewer emails stay with us
00:22:03Who am I talking to something's a fact because we saw it online it could have been photoshopped or something
00:22:09right Vince well if it was real gotta be the only fan mail she ever got I'm surprised she didn't
00:22:15adopt her she never told me
00:22:16about any of this oh you asked look none of this is legal material it'll never hold up in court
00:22:22we can blow
00:22:22her off as long as it takes but if it's what grandma really wanted Vincent stay out of this if
00:22:27mom didn't
00:22:28want Frankie to have the house she wouldn't have left it to him in her will right Frankie senior left
00:22:33here
00:22:33the house when he died and she couldn't amend it in her last will because he didn't trust her with
00:22:38anything not even in death
00:22:40don't tell me you're thinking about selling it to this woman it's my think to think
00:22:45Christ mom didn't actually know this Kathy did Kathy ever visit mom when she was alive did she ever change
00:22:51the sheets or a bedpan
00:22:53the market's bad right now why does it have to be a price point why can't we just let it
00:22:58go let it be a memory
00:23:00what are you afraid of something of what a whooper I don't believe in it as paranormal more of a
00:23:06supernatural abstract
00:23:08maybe it's not something that we can touch or measure but it's something we experience like a thought
00:23:15or a memory he's always been afraid but we used to lock him in the cellar until he'd kick and
00:23:22scream
00:23:22to high heaven well I was four he did it when you were 16 too that was before he became
00:23:29Dr. Peter
00:23:31don't change the subject want to do it again what stay down in the cellar I'll go down in the
00:23:36cellar in
00:23:37your dreams guys piece of cake your funeral want to make a bed sure if you could stay down in
00:23:44the cellar
00:23:45long enough to finish a six-pack I'll give you 50 bucks you're on oh you're leaving well unless you
00:24:05want to open the shop tomorrow be my guest what about the crazy lady in the yard I wouldn't worry
00:24:09about her she gets out of hand call Clint he'll know what to do oh hey if you find that
00:24:15beefaroni
00:24:16recipe send me a text all right
00:24:36and the county is currently under a winter stormwater
00:24:39and tomorrow afternoon evidence of our expected to accumulate by tomorrow morning just four
00:24:49morning
00:24:50to the-
00:25:00up
00:25:15and now
00:25:17two
00:25:18two
00:25:27Thea, what's the- Hey, hey, hey, remember that problem we had?
00:25:30Well, I think I fixed it.
00:25:31What are you talking about?
00:25:32Just get out here, out front, hurry up.
00:25:42You think she's- I don't know.
00:25:44She was just standing there in the middle of the road.
00:25:46You didn't see her in the mirror?
00:25:47We gotta call Clint.
00:25:49Clint?
00:25:49Yeah, he'll know what to do.
00:25:50Yeah, call an ambulance.
00:25:52No, no ambulance.
00:25:53I'm sorry, what are you suggesting Clint knows how to do?
00:25:56Well, you know, clean it up.
00:25:57You think Clint knows how to dispose a body?
00:26:00That man would open a vein for you, you know that.
00:26:02Besides, who's gonna help us with all this?
00:26:04Us?
00:26:05Yes, us.
00:26:06You! You, not us!
00:26:08Look at the big picture. This could destroy the whole family, ruin everything Dad worked for.
00:26:12This is like the final nail in the waterbed.
00:26:14I will take no part in this.
00:26:16Fine. You don't want to help me, don't.
00:26:19Do it for Mom.
00:26:30Son of a-
00:26:33Hey! Hey! You wanna put something online? I'll give you something to put online!
00:26:39Bill!
00:26:40Help me!
00:26:42Okay so-
00:26:43Whoa.
00:26:50Jeff and Eli.
00:26:50What's the one on?
00:26:55Yes!
00:27:04Dude!
00:27:05Oh, we could regret you restraint all the time.
00:27:07No, you are.
00:27:41Terry!
00:27:52Terry!
00:27:57Terry!
00:28:07Mmm.
00:28:08Mmm.
00:28:10Mmm.
00:28:11Mmm.
00:28:48Look, I know you hate your father, but it's not so bad.
00:28:56Your grandfather was much worse.
00:29:02We only saw him in the morning on the way to work.
00:29:05He rarely spoke.
00:29:16Well, you shouldn't have left it out in the first place.
00:29:26Your dad kicked the chair under the table.
00:29:29Well, we were the only ones to see it, but for a second.
00:29:33It was like the whole rotation of the earth ceased, and we were all suspended.
00:29:40The next few weeks, it was all Mom would talk about.
00:29:46The whole story of the movie, we invented it by accident.
00:29:56Well, now you know.
00:30:03Thanks, Uncle Frankie, but currently I don't have any room for unverifiable verbal testimony in my research.
00:30:09Who are we working for?
00:30:13No?
00:30:26Ch אותו.
00:30:29Yeah, I'm ready.
00:30:37Maybe you drink some food?
00:30:38Exactly.
00:30:38OKAY.
00:30:39Until I'm here.
00:30:56Hey, how long does it take to polish off a six-pack?
00:31:13Pete, Pete!
00:31:21Still a lightweight, huh?
00:31:23Senior would be so pissed at you.
00:31:26Come on.
00:31:29There's something, something down here.
00:31:57Oh, no, no, no, this way, this way, this way.
00:32:02Almost there.
00:32:03There you go.
00:32:04I guess you're gonna have to reschedule that flight.
00:32:35Oh, yeah.
00:32:47VINCE!
00:32:51Oh, my God.
00:33:43I don't know.
00:34:06Franky?
00:34:08Peter?
00:34:12That's right.
00:34:13...presenting the awed and my critter's grub-buddy shellfish.
00:34:17Thanks to me, Billy Stokes, and the car,
00:34:19and the wall of the water...
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00:41:17I don't know.
00:41:19I don't know.
00:41:20I don't know.
00:41:35Oh, my God.
00:41:54Oh, my God.
00:42:24Oh, hey, Ter.
00:42:26What happened with us, Ter?
00:42:37There's something you have to know.
00:42:39In the emails from your mother, I found something.
00:42:42One of your brothers, they knew.
00:42:45They signed off on this deal before Kathy ever got here.
00:42:47What? Who?
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50This is all a setup.
00:42:52You've got to get out of here.
00:42:53Not without you.
00:42:54I'm going to slow you down.
00:42:55You've got to run.
00:42:57Stay with me, Clint.
00:42:58Don't quit on me.
00:43:00I never quit.
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00:43:24Sweet boy.
00:43:26Sweet, sweet boy.
00:43:32Mom is so proud of you.
00:43:34So, so proud.
00:43:36Mom?
00:43:38You know better than to speak when you're under the spell.
00:43:44We're finally here, where we belong, in our safe place.
00:43:50Aren't we happy?
00:43:51Aren't we having fun?
00:43:54Aren't we?
00:43:55We've waited too long for this, and now we will enjoy it for the rest of our days, together.
00:44:04Guys, guys, hand over the teenagers.
00:44:11You've got two minutes.
00:44:19They don't want to play with us.
00:44:23Fine.
00:44:24Their time is up, and they don't belong here anymore.
00:44:27I was generous because I felt sorry for them, and look what that got us.
00:44:31If they won't give us what is ours, then we must take it.
00:44:44Last chance, guys.
00:44:46Hand over the teenager, or it's off to the batting cage for this one.
00:45:01Look, I don't want to draw this out, and hopefully we can resolve this for your friend's sake.
00:45:21If you think we're messing around, you're badly mistaken.
00:45:26This is our house, and you answer to us!
00:45:40They're moving around.
00:45:43Where?
00:45:44They'll be coming down.
00:45:46Just keep your eye on the stairs, just like we planned.
00:45:57What are they doing?
00:45:59I don't know.
00:46:00You've got two minutes!
00:46:20This has got to be wired wrong.
00:46:22It can't be right.
00:46:24Damn it, Pete!
00:46:26What are you doing?
00:46:27Stick with the plan!
00:46:31Damn it, Pete!
00:46:33Now is not the time to fool around!
00:47:03Damn it, Pete!
00:47:25Freeze! Freeze!
00:47:27All of you or I blow this whole place to hell!
00:47:32I'm holding a remote to four pounds of C4 wire
00:47:35to the foundation of the house.
00:47:37Hi, babies. It's Mama.
00:47:39I just want to let you know everything's fine.
00:47:42Terry's just a little rattled right now.
00:47:44Rattled? Do I look rattled to you?
00:47:47Does anybody else here think I'm rattled?
00:47:50Show of hands!
00:47:51It's not funny to joke like that, Terry.
00:47:53Terry?
00:47:55Terry, it's Frankie. He's not moving.
00:47:57I think it's his blood pressure.
00:47:58We've got to get him to a hospital, quick.
00:48:00No one moves.
00:48:02What?
00:48:02No one leaves here until I get some answers.
00:48:05Frankie is not moving.
00:48:07Someone down there is lying to all of us.
00:48:10I don't understand.
00:48:11One of you knew about this caveat long before.
00:48:14One of you put us into this mess.
00:48:17Sure, Mom may have been losing it towards the end.
00:48:20She may have given Kathy the house and not her own flesh and blood.
00:48:24But she couldn't have sent years of emails herself.
00:48:28Computer illiterate? Hands mingled from arthritis?
00:48:32And she definitely couldn't have sent any emails a week after she died.
00:48:37I don't follow.
00:48:38I saw the emails and I saw the timestamps.
00:48:41She had help.
00:48:42Someone was using her account to talk to Kathy long after she passed.
00:48:47Someone set us up.
00:48:49I'm sure there's another explanation.
00:48:51Really? I would love one.
00:48:53Terry, listen to what you're saying.
00:48:55I mean, look, they're just trying to get into your head.
00:48:57This is all part of their plan.
00:49:00You were always good at making other people look guilty, Theo.
00:49:04You know what?
00:49:05I'm gonna forget that you even said that.
00:49:07And then again, like father, like son.
00:49:10Maybe the fanboy wasn't on it all along.
00:49:13He's been here all this time.
00:49:14Got along with Kathy so well.
00:49:17Vincent?
00:49:18Or is it possible that the only one of us
00:49:21who wanted to give the house to her is behind this?
00:49:24He'd sell that place out in a heartbeat as long as it lined his wallet.
00:49:28Wait a minute here.
00:49:29And then there's the psycho who rigged our mom's basement with plastic explosives.
00:49:36Could it have been him?
00:49:37Hey Pete, how do I know this thing works?
00:49:39Is there a button I press?
00:49:41Or maybe it was all of you.
00:49:44The prodigal sons returned to take back what's theirs.
00:49:47You forward like leaves in the breeze while I stayed.
00:49:50I stayed by her side.
00:49:53I watched her wither away.
00:49:55You think you're the only one that sacrificed?
00:49:58Frankie and I tied ourselves to that sinking ship of a business the day Senior passed away.
00:50:03You don't think I wanted to just disappear?
00:50:05Moved out west to some suburb or something and forgot about everything?
00:50:09Maybe it's you.
00:50:11Maybe you wanted someone to take the pressure off of your shoulders.
00:50:14Maybe you're looking for a scapegoat.
00:50:15You said it yourself.
00:50:16You were there all by yourself.
00:50:18No one was around.
00:50:19You had access to her accounts.
00:50:21Maybe you're right.
00:50:23Maybe I am ready to give this place up.
00:50:26After all, it was her last wish.
00:50:28The only difference is, I don't want a number or a price.
00:50:34I just want a name.
00:50:38Give it to me.
00:50:39I have nothing to hide from you, Terry.
00:50:41Give it to me.
00:50:47Show her.
00:51:04Come on, Frankie.
00:51:06Come on now.
00:51:07Come on.
00:51:08Terry!
00:51:09Terry, he is not moving.
00:51:10He's not reacting.
00:51:11We've got to get him to a hospital!
00:51:12Why did you have to make this so hard?
00:51:15Terry, help us!
00:51:16I don't care what you think happened.
00:51:17We've got to get him to a hospital!
00:51:32Welcome home.
00:51:43It's a syncopic episode.
00:51:45He's stable, but he needs a doctor.
00:51:47Terry!
00:51:47Get in the truck.
00:51:48Come on.
00:51:49Nobody stays behind.
00:51:49I'm staying.
00:51:50I'm rigging those charges.
00:51:52What?
00:51:52Why?
00:51:53Because then.
00:51:54That's why.
00:51:55Terry!
00:51:56You said it yourself!
00:51:57If this is what Mom wanted, then let him have it!
00:52:00That was our home, Theo.
00:52:02We slept in those rooms.
00:52:04She died in those rooms.
00:52:07I'm not going to stand by and let some freaks turn it into some kind of fantasy.
00:52:12That place is our memories.
00:52:17And now that's all it will be.
00:52:19I'm only sorry not all my brothers felt the same.
00:52:22Oh, come on now.
00:52:23He couldn't have known this was going to happen.
00:52:25This is just Frankie, you know.
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:28I know.
00:52:38Pete!
00:52:43Vincent!
00:52:44Get in the truck!
00:52:48I couldn't find any shells.
00:52:53I'm sorry.
00:53:19... pelos people.
00:53:46Hey, cut it out back there!
00:54:08I'm pretty sure they're both fractured.
00:54:10What happened?
00:54:12Frankie...
00:54:17I just wish...
00:54:21It's too late.
00:54:23Kathy was all she had in the end.
00:54:25So it's no wonder any of this happened.
00:54:27We helped her invent this.
00:54:29We were kids.
00:54:31It doesn't make it any less true.
00:54:32You want to sit here and talk about how this could have been different, fine.
00:54:36But that doesn't change anything.
00:54:41No.
00:54:43Not yet.
00:54:45What?
00:54:46What?
00:54:46All my life, I've been running from this place.
00:54:49From senior, from mom and her...
00:54:52I'm not thinking about going back in there.
00:54:54Maybe it's not too late.
00:54:55Rewind the timer.
00:54:57Give us more time.
00:54:57We can disconnect the charges by hand.
00:55:00By your hands.
00:55:01What happened to just letting things go?
00:55:04Some kid told me memories are an abstract.
00:55:09That...
00:55:09That...
00:55:10That...
00:55:10Is our house.
00:55:11We can't...
00:55:27We can't...
00:55:28We can't...
00:55:29We can't...
00:55:30We can't...
00:55:31We can't...
00:55:31We can't...
00:55:31We can't...
00:55:32We can't...
00:55:33We can't...
00:55:34We can't...
00:55:36We can't...
00:55:37We can't...
00:55:38We can't...
00:55:38We can't...
00:55:39We can't...
00:55:39We can't...
00:55:39We can't...
00:55:40We can't...
00:55:40We can't...
00:56:05I'll kill you!
00:56:12If anything happens, we get out.
00:56:15Sure.
00:56:16I mean it.
00:56:17We abandon the mission.
00:56:19Promise?
00:56:20Terry, we've got 40...
00:56:21The only way I go back in that house
00:56:23is if you promise you'll get as far away from there as possible
00:56:26before it blows.
00:56:28All right, I promise.
00:56:30Okay.
00:56:31If you're ready then, let's go.
00:57:03Which?
00:57:06One second.
00:57:08You don't remember.
00:57:10This shit's from Venezuela.
00:57:13Rojo Blanco, Paris.
00:57:16Blanco.
00:57:19Blanco.
00:57:32That's it.
00:57:33Easy enough.
00:57:34Three more to go.
00:57:42I'll kill you!
00:57:44You have no business here!
00:57:48You don't fucking fuck my boys, Bailey!
00:57:50You don't fucking fuck me!
00:57:51I won't win!
00:57:59You don't fucking gross!
00:58:00Oh no!
00:58:02I'll kill you!
00:58:04I'll kill you-
00:58:07I быもう…
00:58:07It's very pretty.
00:58:12I'll kill you!
00:58:27Terry!
00:59:01Terry!
00:59:31Oh, my God.
00:59:52Oh, my God.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:33Oh, my God.
01:00:42Oh, my God.
01:00:54Oh, my God.
01:01:05Oh, my God.
01:01:06Oh, my God.
01:01:08Oh, my God.
01:01:14I can't believe you'd betray your own family like this.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:25Oh, my God.
01:01:36Oh, my God.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:01:53Oh, my God.
01:01:55Oh, my God.
01:02:07Oh, my God.
01:02:12Oh, my God.
01:02:17Oh, my God.
01:02:19Oh, my God.
01:02:27Oh, my God.
01:02:47Oh, my God.
01:02:51Oh, my God.
01:02:54Oh, my God.
01:02:58Oh, my God.
01:03:08Oh, my God.
01:03:10Oh, my God.
01:03:13Oh, my God.
01:03:18I am so happy that you were able to make it back for the end.
01:03:22The end of what?
01:03:24Of the movie.
01:03:27We've been broadcasting this all over the world for everyone to see. Isn't that amazing?
01:03:34You mean it's live streaming?
01:03:37Yes.
01:03:41But who's watching?
01:03:43People just like us all over the world.
01:03:48Why didn't they help us? Why didn't they do anything?
01:03:53Why didn't you do anything?
01:03:56Because they've been waiting and it's finally here!
01:03:59Waiting for what?
01:04:00For the sequel! And they love it!
01:04:02Your mother is smiling down on us from heaven.
01:04:06You're all insane.
01:04:09We're leaving.
01:04:10We can't go! We have to celebrate!
01:04:12Turn in hell!
01:04:14Hey Terry!
01:04:16There's my kid brother.
01:04:18I thought I would miss the party.
01:04:21Ah!
01:04:22Ah!
01:04:23Ah!
01:04:24And I found this in one of Dad's old hiding places.
01:04:28Ah!
01:04:28Along with that pepperoni recipe.
01:04:31What are you doing here? Where's Frankie?
01:04:33He's okay.
01:04:35He's okay.
01:04:36He's with the paramedics.
01:04:37Cannot wait to see the look on his face.
01:04:39It was you?
01:04:41You signed the deal?
01:04:43Here.
01:04:44Open that.
01:04:46Oh.
01:04:47Oh.
01:04:48Why would you sell us out?
01:04:50Sell us out?
01:04:51They saved us.
01:04:53Look.
01:04:54Think about it.
01:04:56Do you have any idea how many online orders have come into Chef Waterman's just tonight?
01:05:01Dad worked himself to the bone in that shop for nothing.
01:05:04Nothing but an early grade.
01:05:06Now we're in the black.
01:05:08And I get to sit back and relax in my golden years.
01:05:12Oh.
01:05:13Look.
01:05:14I get it.
01:05:15I get it.
01:05:16You're upset at me.
01:05:16I get it.
01:05:18Things did not go as smoothly as I had hoped.
01:05:20We were assaulted.
01:05:22People died.
01:05:24You exploited our inheritance.
01:05:26Our inheritance is the keys to this castle which we have to defend.
01:05:32I didn't have a choice.
01:05:33This family has more money now than it ever has.
01:05:38Ever.
01:05:38And that's because of me.
01:05:41Today.
01:05:42Today is the Chef family's finest hour.
01:05:47To new beginnings.
01:05:56But it's too late.
01:06:20I'm going to be so full of eyes.
01:06:20I'm going to be so happy.
01:06:21But I can't, you know, see what I remember.
01:06:23I'm going to be so happy.
01:06:23I'm going to find out.
01:06:27I'm going to be so happy.
01:06:32I see it.
01:06:54uh hey do you have a phone i could use i just need to call my mom
01:07:05what's this uh it's just a jacket like some viking
01:07:10i feel like i've seen your face before i know you uh i don't think so like a meme one
01:07:20of my
01:07:20friends sent me or something she's probably not up yet thanks for letting me use your phone sure
01:07:27uh you stay around here i can uh give you a lift uh no that's okay i'll just walk to
01:07:33the quickie mart
01:07:35i don't with vikings anyways
01:08:04so
01:08:05so
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