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A girl's discreet attempt to assess her one night stand and his friends takes a deadly turn when she and her roommates host a dinner party where they unknowingly unleash a malevolent force.
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00:05:33It's really a kind of slow night.
00:05:37You know, it's too bad we're having company over tonight.
00:05:41Why is that?
00:05:43Well, we just...
00:05:44Where did you put my black leaf earrings?
00:05:47I put them back in your jewelry box.
00:05:50Okay, well can you hurry up here and help me find them?
00:05:52Because I want to wear them for Jackson.
00:06:02There's extra in there for you.
00:06:12Have a good night.
00:06:24In your picture, perfect hell.
00:06:29Sugarcoaster.
00:06:32I'm not tired.
00:06:35I'm not angry.
00:06:37I'm just unaware.
00:06:42I'm just unaware.
00:06:45The delivery guy was cute.
00:06:48You think every guy's cute.
00:06:51No, only things with pretty eyes and big...
00:06:56Why do you even bother setting the timer?
00:06:59Because...
00:07:00When I do something...
00:07:03I commit.
00:07:09One of these things is not like the other.
00:07:12It looks identical to me.
00:07:14Where's the other one?
00:07:15Did you look at my jewelry box?
00:07:17I wouldn't be standing here looking stupid if I hadn't.
00:07:19I bet it just fell behind the box.
00:07:21I'll go look.
00:07:23Don't fret.
00:07:27Mia, can you move your sleeping bag off the couch?
00:07:30I don't want the boys to see too much.
00:07:32Yet.
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34I'm gonna hide my sleeping situation.
00:07:38Hopefully Riley doesn't get lucky.
00:07:47Maybe all three of us will finally get lucky.
00:07:49Maybe all three of us will finally get lucky.
00:08:05It doesn't matter.
00:08:06It's all clean and ready to hang from your pretty ears and hypnotize Jason.
00:08:09Jameson.
00:08:10Jackson!
00:08:12How do you know this guy again?
00:08:13This is the one she didn't like that much.
00:08:15Riley!
00:08:16Sorry, is that a different guy?
00:08:17Is it a secret?
00:08:18I do have to spend the evening with him and whomever.
00:08:21No, it's the same guy, just obviously the circumstances have changed.
00:08:26You never know, Mia.
00:08:28Maybe this is the start of a love story for you.
00:08:30I don't need a love story.
00:08:32I was thinking something more like essentials.
00:08:35You need to be hosed down with cold water, bitch!
00:08:39Okay, I don't know what the other guys are like, but he promised he was bringing two.
00:08:42One for you and one for you.
00:08:45My excitement is palpable.
00:08:47Aw, it's the benefit of being stranded on your couch.
00:08:50Dinner and games with boys.
00:08:54To a homemade meal, courtesy of the Ember and Bloom Cafe.
00:08:59And games with boys.
00:09:02Isn't it bad luck to cheers with empty glasses?
00:09:11They're here.
00:09:18Hello, boys.
00:09:20Hello.
00:09:22There you are.
00:09:23Hey, gorgeous.
00:09:24Come in.
00:09:27Come in.
00:09:30We don't bite.
00:09:33Uh, Jackson, can I talk to you?
00:09:36Make yourself at home.
00:09:37Friend of Jackson's.
00:09:41I'm Riley.
00:09:42Rex, or friend of Jackson's.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47Mia, I'm just sorta staying here right now.
00:09:50Oh, like couch surfing.
00:09:51I used to do a lot of couch surfing when I was really broke.
00:09:54Not that you're broke.
00:09:56Uh, respect.
00:09:58Close the door.
00:10:03Skipping dinner and going straight to dessert.
00:10:10Is that why you didn't text me back?
00:10:14It's a toy.
00:10:16It seems you're one short.
00:10:17No, Stanley left his phone in the car.
00:10:19He's coming right back up.
00:10:20Is that your obnoxious friend from the bar?
00:10:23Cody?
00:10:23Nah.
00:10:24I brought my A-team tonight.
00:10:26Oh. Good.
00:10:34Frick.
00:10:47Oh.
00:10:48Uh, delivery.
00:10:51We didn't order anything.
00:10:53Please just let me in.
00:10:59Does your friend know which apartment to come to?
00:11:01Oh yeah, I texted him the number when we got up here.
00:11:03He should be alright.
00:11:05It's a pretty big building.
00:11:07We're all adults here. He'll find it.
00:11:09Hey now, I'm only 30.
00:11:16So, Rex.
00:11:18Is that like short for T-Rex or something?
00:11:22I actually get this question a lot.
00:11:23Uh, it's a title I was given back in the neighborhood.
00:11:26I was some of a, somewhat of a Robin Hood.
00:11:30You stole from the rich and gave to the poor?
00:11:32No, I, uh, I was just more adored by all the kids.
00:11:35You know, the, uh, some of the parents would even tell their kids that they should be more like me.
00:11:39Fascinating.
00:11:41So they named you Rex.
00:11:43What's your real name?
00:11:44Well, Rex means king in Latin.
00:11:46And so the Greeks and the Romans would use that to label their favorite kings.
00:11:50I'd like to think I'm royalty.
00:11:52Well, are you in need of a queen?
00:11:53You don't miss a beat.
00:11:55Didn't the Romans famously stab their kings to death?
00:11:59And don't you live on a couch?
00:12:01Right.
00:12:04I'm wondering where your friend is.
00:12:08Well, you seem to be really interested in where he is.
00:12:10Why don't you go find him, Mia?
00:12:13I'm just saying, he could be lost.
00:12:16And dinner's almost done.
00:12:18Besides, I don't even know what he looks like.
00:12:21I'll go get him.
00:12:22I'm getting hungry anyways.
00:12:24Um, one of you should go probably check on Jackson and, um,
00:12:27what's her name?
00:12:29Celeste.
00:12:29Right.
00:12:30Maybe knock first.
00:12:36Cody, yeah, I get.
00:12:38But I even sprung for top shelf stuff.
00:12:40Well, maybe you got a little cuter with every sip.
00:12:46Yeah, cute enough for a good night's kiss.
00:12:48I remember.
00:12:50Look, I've been busy.
00:12:51But this is your chance to make me un-busy.
00:12:56But first, dinner.
00:12:59And a game knife.
00:13:01Hey, uh, Rex went to get the other guy.
00:13:05And dinner's ready.
00:13:09Come on.
00:13:09See what I mean.
00:13:12Come on.
00:13:16Shit, Stanley.
00:13:17So stupid.
00:13:19Chance for friends.
00:13:20Chance for girls.
00:13:21And yeah, of course you mess it all up.
00:13:23Come on.
00:13:31Shit stain Stanley strikes out again.
00:13:32It's just perfect.
00:13:35Shit stain Stanley.
00:13:37I love that.
00:13:38That's way better than a sus Stanley.
00:13:40Who calls me that?
00:13:41What?
00:13:41No one.
00:13:41Probably no one.
00:13:42I don't know.
00:13:42What took you so long, man?
00:13:44Hey, you brought the wine.
00:13:45Yeah, I messed up my phone.
00:13:46The battery's all jacked up.
00:13:47It's not even turning it on.
00:13:49I don't know.
00:13:49Fucking Stanley.
00:13:50Come on, I'm starving.
00:13:50Let's go.
00:13:51Okay.
00:13:52Okay, so what are they like?
00:13:54Well, I'm definitely not picking up orgy vibes,
00:13:56but one of them's into me.
00:13:57The blonde.
00:13:58Hey, nice, man.
00:13:59Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
00:14:00I mean, I'm there to wingman Jackson, all right?
00:14:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:02You're a good friend.
00:14:04Okay, so where does that leave me with the other one?
00:14:07Are you even into girls, bro?
00:14:09What?
00:14:10Yeah, of course.
00:14:10I mean, listen, I'm cool with the rainbow tribe.
00:14:12I've just never really seen you with girls.
00:14:13Okay.
00:14:14I've had plenty of girls, okay?
00:14:17And I'm not gay.
00:14:19I'm not.
00:14:20I'm not.
00:14:21I'm just...
00:14:22I don't know.
00:14:22I'm just...
00:14:23I'm not good with them.
00:14:24Okay?
00:14:25Okay.
00:14:25Uh, more people.
00:14:29You're really great with electrical boxes.
00:14:32You're just trying to cop our style.
00:14:34Oh, I already...
00:14:34And it's cool, it's cool, all right?
00:14:36Just a fair warning.
00:14:37The other girl in there, Mia or something,
00:14:39she's kind of a wet rat, so, uh, good luck.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:43Okay, wait, wait.
00:14:43Um, how do I look, honestly?
00:14:46You look great, man.
00:14:47Let's go.
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:49Okay.
00:15:08Now, Jackson, where are these imaginary friends of yours?
00:15:11Don't tell me I made all this food for nothing.
00:15:14Yeah, I, uh...
00:15:20Just in time.
00:15:21Just in time for our guest of honor to arrive.
00:15:26Hey, guys.
00:15:26There he is.
00:15:27Stand my man, Van Damme.
00:15:29Oh, God, yeah.
00:15:31Uh, this, uh, this food looks amazing.
00:15:33It must have taken me, what, all day to cook?
00:15:35You know, it did take me a while to make.
00:15:37She loves to cook, and I, of course, helped make dessert.
00:15:42Mm.
00:15:42And what'd you do, Mia?
00:15:43You set the table?
00:15:45Yes, actually, I did.
00:15:54Get in, guys.
00:15:59This is delicious.
00:16:01Can you go a sip?
00:16:03Yes, absolutely.
00:16:07Oh, here we go.
00:16:11So, how do you boys all know each other?
00:16:13Oh, yeah, so, uh, Rex and I were college roommates.
00:16:16And, uh, current roommates.
00:16:18Oh, yeah.
00:16:18And, uh, Stanley and I go way back.
00:16:21Uh, basically childhood friends.
00:16:24Oh, really?
00:16:25I don't think I have any childhood friends left.
00:16:27Hey!
00:16:27Oh, never mind.
00:16:29Sorry.
00:16:29Listen, all I'm saying is that it's really rare to keep friends around that long.
00:16:36So, that's it?
00:16:37That's the big friendship story?
00:16:39No, come on.
00:16:40Story time.
00:16:42Oh, well, so, I mean, Rex and I went to Pinnacle College and-
00:16:46Boo!
00:16:47Okay, okay, okay.
00:16:48I got a story.
00:16:49I got a story.
00:16:49Alright, so, freshman year.
00:16:52I don't know anyone, right?
00:16:54Not a soul.
00:16:55I come into my room and I'm waiting for my roommate.
00:16:57And I'm waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and finally, I get a knock at the door.
00:17:00Who is it?
00:17:04Oh, uh, him?
00:17:06No, it's Cody, this other guy.
00:17:08But he introduces himself as Jackson.
00:17:10I thought you said that he was your first roommate.
00:17:12Okay, just wait.
00:17:12So, he comes in and he tells me I'm his roommate now, right?
00:17:16So, he goes in, takes one look at my bed, which is all made up and it's perfect, right?
00:17:19He goes right to that bed, lays on it, claims that it's his bed now, doesn't even give me a
00:17:23blanket for the rest of the night.
00:17:24And I'm sleeping on this bare mattress for the rest of the night, right?
00:17:27Why?
00:17:28Because you lack fortitude.
00:17:29Big words.
00:17:31Why, Rex?
00:17:32Because I fort-a what?
00:17:34Let me guess, because you didn't know anyone.
00:17:37Yeah, so then Jackson comes in, this guy, the next morning, starts jumping up and down on my bed and
00:17:42that's how I met Jackson.
00:17:44And where were you, Jackson?
00:17:46Oh, uh, I was at one of those ABC parties.
00:17:49Yeah, came back a little drunk.
00:17:51I love those!
00:17:52The last one that I went to, I wore this like, really sexy duct tape dress that I made and
00:17:57it gave like, trailer trash boutique.
00:17:59Chic!
00:18:00I love it.
00:18:04And you?
00:18:05Any fun, albeit humiliating stories about yourself or Jackson that you'd like to share?
00:18:15Um, you know, I'm not too sure about that, but what I do know is these biscuits are amazing.
00:18:24They kind of remind me of this one diner down the street.
00:18:28Oh, what's the name of it?
00:18:29Um, I can't remember.
00:18:32No, it's right down the street from here.
00:18:33I can't remember.
00:18:34Dude, don't stress it, bro.
00:18:35You'll have an aneurysm.
00:18:36No, no, it'll come to me.
00:18:36It'll come to me.
00:18:37Yeah, I'm intrigued.
00:18:39I mean, if the recipe is so similar, I'll have to sue.
00:18:43It's a family recipe.
00:18:47Let's not forget about the wine.
00:18:48Uh, you have more glasses?
00:18:52Yeah.
00:18:53Um, Mia, could you get the wine glasses?
00:19:13Oh, thank you.
00:19:15Thank you, Jackson.
00:19:36Well, should we toast now that we all have liquid in our glasses?
00:19:40Well, y'all toasted with empty glasses? That's bad luck.
00:19:44Rex, that is exactly what she said. You're so smart.
00:19:49To eating good food.
00:19:51To beautiful people.
00:19:52To playing stupid games.
00:19:55To dessert.
00:19:56To winning stupid things.
00:20:04Aren't we supposed to toast before we start eating?
00:20:08Not necessarily.
00:20:10Some Eastern cultures, like the Japanese, practice a mid-meal toast.
00:20:13None of us are Japanese.
00:20:16Well, witches and pagans also incorporate toast throughout meals to honor deities and spirits.
00:20:22I like that you know that woo-woo stuff, babe.
00:20:25Babes are for boys, Jackson.
00:20:28Wait, you just called me a boy?
00:20:30Well, I'm not saying the shoe fits, but it's definitely a small shoe.
00:20:40I think what she's saying is that you got a small.
00:20:46Well, some shoes grow and some shoes show.
00:20:51Hmm.
00:20:52Is that what you call her?
00:20:54Hey, Rex.
00:20:55You must have stage fright.
00:20:57I love that you love love.
00:21:00I love that you love love.
00:21:06I really like the place you chose.
00:21:09Oh, thanks.
00:21:11They're not mine.
00:21:12I don't really live here.
00:21:14Oh.
00:21:15You're afraid of heights?
00:21:16You know, my mom always said that it's not the number of choices that you have.
00:21:20It's the wisdom to choose right.
00:21:22I remember your mom a month ago.
00:21:25Gotta use some of that wisdom.
00:21:26She actually lives in assisted living now, so.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:32I'm sorry.
00:21:34No, it's cool.
00:21:36It's alright.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:40I'm not very good at small talk.
00:21:42That's okay.
00:21:43I'm not either.
00:21:45Maybe we can be the awkward two of the night.
00:21:48They better not put us on the same team.
00:21:50I bet we'd be unstoppable.
00:21:53Whoa.
00:21:55Gnarly scratch you got there.
00:21:58How'd you get that?
00:21:59Whoa.
00:22:00Your girl's been out in the streets.
00:22:01Did you just call her a hooker?
00:22:03What?
00:22:03No.
00:22:04No.
00:22:07Yeah, I think what he was saying is that-
00:22:09He can speak for himself.
00:22:11Babe.
00:22:14So, Rex, what did you mean by she's been on the streets?
00:22:21Uh, yeah, that she's on the streets fighting.
00:22:27Right?
00:22:28Like a street fighter.
00:22:29So you don't think she got that scar from being a dirty whore?
00:22:33No.
00:22:34No.
00:22:35No.
00:22:35Not at all.
00:22:36Not at all.
00:22:37Well, damn.
00:22:38Cause Riley and I have a bet going that she got it from doing the nasty with the lumpy neighbor.
00:22:49You're disgusting.
00:22:51Oh, come on, Mia.
00:22:52Everyone's a little freaky sometimes.
00:22:55Yeah, especially you, bitch.
00:22:57Oh, my God.
00:22:59Well, maybe you get a cool scar when it all heals.
00:23:02Oh, I hope it doesn't scar.
00:23:04No, scars can be cool.
00:23:05Like, like Al Capone or something.
00:23:07Gee, what I've always wanted to look like.
00:23:11Or, or you could look like that legend.
00:23:13You know, the one about Artemisia's scar.
00:23:16Yeah, the, uh, Artemis thing.
00:23:18Uh, anyone want more wine?
00:23:20Yes.
00:23:23Artemisia, like, from Greece?
00:23:25Yeah.
00:23:27Uh, legend says that during a naval battle, she was being pursued by an aggressive enemy.
00:23:32Now, she thought she was trapped.
00:23:33So she rammed her ship into a friendly vessel, making it look like she was on the enemy's
00:23:38side.
00:23:39The enemy retreated.
00:23:40I mean, she lived with, like, a wicked scar afterwards, but it became a symbol of her cunning.
00:23:46Well, I don't want to live with a symbol of my clumsiness forever.
00:23:50Yeah, sounds like the bitch just couldn't afford concealer.
00:23:54Well, I like the sound of a badass bitch using her goddess-given talent to outsmart the men
00:23:59and live happily ever after.
00:24:01It's not super clear if she lived happily ever after.
00:24:06Ugly chick doesn't even get a happy ending?
00:24:08She disappeared from history not too long after the battle.
00:24:12I mean, other legends suggest a darker ending, but...
00:24:15Riveting stuff, Stanley.
00:24:17Thank you for the history lesson.
00:24:19That does not bode well for my scar.
00:24:22I guess just don't do what she did in the end.
00:24:25Okay.
00:24:25I will try not to disappear from history.
00:24:28Or make any deals with mischievous creatures or gods.
00:24:31Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:32What the fuck?
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Is everyone okay?
00:24:42Let there be light.
00:24:45I thought this was dinner and a game night, not dinner and a light show.
00:24:49Rye?
00:24:52Oh, don't look at me.
00:24:53I paid the electric bill.
00:24:56What's the matter, boys?
00:24:58Afraid of the dark?
00:25:02What was that?
00:25:03Mia, go check.
00:25:22Go check on her.
00:25:23What? No, Jackson, you go.
00:25:24No, no, Jackson, stay here with me.
00:25:26Just in case.
00:25:28Don't be a wuss.
00:25:30Just go check on her.
00:25:31Girl, I have no light.
00:25:33This isn't Versailles.
00:25:36Okay.
00:25:54Yo, Mia.
00:25:56You okay?
00:25:59No, she's not answering.
00:26:04Hey, Mia.
00:26:06You good?
00:26:12Hey, Mia.
00:26:14You okay?
00:26:18Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
00:26:21Very funny.
00:26:23It looks like your neighbors still have power.
00:26:26Great.
00:26:27Must be the breaker.
00:26:28Oh, call Screech.
00:26:30Who?
00:26:31That's what they call their landlord.
00:26:32Yep, he's gonna love hearing from us tonight.
00:26:35It's the third time this month.
00:26:38So, I guess dinner's over.
00:26:41Yeah, this was fun, guys.
00:26:43Thanks.
00:26:44Bro, where are you going?
00:26:46Dude, chill out.
00:26:47Sit down.
00:26:48What are we gonna do now?
00:26:50Oh, we can still play the game.
00:26:52We have enough candles to open a wax museum.
00:26:59Hey, Rex.
00:27:01Help me.
00:27:09So, what, this is normal?
00:27:12It's happened a few times since I've been here.
00:27:15Huh.
00:27:15How do you live like this?
00:27:21Is she always so...
00:27:23Intense.
00:27:24No.
00:27:25Hot.
00:27:27Well, she seems more smitten with you than I've seen her with any of the other guys.
00:27:31What do you mean, other guys?
00:27:33Uh, other guys...
00:27:36Men...
00:27:36Friends?
00:27:37Friends?
00:27:38What, like platonic friends?
00:27:40Yeah.
00:27:40Something like that.
00:27:42Alright, yeah, I get it.
00:27:43Because we have a connection, you know?
00:27:46What's taking her so long?
00:27:56Are you okay?
00:27:57Screech says he won't be here for a while.
00:28:00Did he say it was the breaker or the transformer?
00:28:02I don't know.
00:28:03He usually just comes and, like, flips a switch, goes into the electricity room and then it's on.
00:28:08Like magic.
00:28:10Yeah, so until then, we're light challenged.
00:28:13Did somebody call for some alternative lighting?
00:28:15You know what?
00:28:16I'm somewhat of a handyman myself.
00:28:19I could probably take a look at it for you.
00:28:21That's right.
00:28:21My guy Stanley can fix it.
00:28:23Yeah, uh, I'm sure you're a super handy guy, but the landlord is...
00:28:29What's the word?
00:28:30Insured.
00:28:31Insured, yeah.
00:28:32So let's hold off on that for now.
00:28:37I guess it's up to us to set the mood.
00:28:45Yo.
00:28:48Ooh.
00:28:51Nice throw.
00:28:55So are we gonna call it quits or...?
00:28:58What? No, we've got so many board games.
00:29:01Yeah, and I should probably stay until Screech gets here.
00:29:04You know.
00:29:05So I can protect you.
00:29:07Ew.
00:29:08Jackson, kill the lantern.
00:29:09It's not the vibe.
00:29:12Alright.
00:29:14Alright, pick a board game.
00:29:17Anyone else need any more wine?
00:29:18Me!
00:29:19Maybe just bring the bottle.
00:29:26So this is the game collection?
00:29:28Yeah.
00:29:30What?
00:29:31You don't like it?
00:29:32Hip-hop flamingo?
00:29:36Fun for the whole family.
00:29:38Be the first to fill your basket up with flamingos and win.
00:29:42Ages two through seven.
00:29:44Too juvenile for the occasion.
00:29:47Uh...
00:29:48How about skip-op?
00:29:49I'm pretty sure I remember how to play this.
00:29:52Count the cards.
00:29:54Make sure they're all there.
00:29:55I think I remember there being an issue last time.
00:29:58Mia, was there an issue or you lost?
00:30:05Issue?
00:30:07Yeah.
00:30:08No bueno.
00:30:09You're missing someone here.
00:30:11I mean, I'm down for anything.
00:30:13As long as there's a complete game.
00:30:15I've never heard of this one before.
00:30:16A quest for truth.
00:30:19Minutia.
00:30:20We just got that one.
00:30:21Oh my gosh.
00:30:22I love that game.
00:30:23We actually got a lot of new games.
00:30:26Just for tonight.
00:30:29Any objections?
00:30:31None here. Let's hit it.
00:30:32QTM it is then.
00:30:35All right.
00:30:43Watch the line.
00:30:48All right.
00:30:50Take your pick.
00:30:51Me first.
00:30:53I want belly dancer.
00:30:56Dance.
00:30:57I'm definitely taking this guy right here.
00:31:02This one looks nice.
00:31:05I guess that leaves this one for me.
00:31:09He's a strong guy.
00:31:14Okay, this looks extensive.
00:31:17Okay, let's take a look.
00:31:18How do we play this game?
00:31:20Okay, okay.
00:31:22So...
00:31:23The point of the game is to spell the game work, which I guess we all choose beforehand.
00:31:29And...
00:31:29Okay, so we take turns rolling dice.
00:31:31And if we land on a letter space, we take a letter from the letter bag.
00:31:37And if we land on task, we pick up a task card.
00:31:42And I guess we just do whatever it says.
00:31:45Oh, yeah.
00:31:47Complete the task within the time frame, and we are rewarded with a vowel.
00:31:52And if we land on the jail space, your player has to sit out, and you have to go to
00:31:59the time out space.
00:32:01So all we have to do to win is spell a game word before the other team.
00:32:06Yeah, this is way too difficult.
00:32:08Okay, let's just start.
00:32:10And by the time it's my turn, I'm sure I'll get it.
00:32:13Uh, first we choose teams.
00:32:15Alright. Ladies.
00:32:17Home field advantage.
00:32:19Girl power.
00:32:21Alright boys.
00:32:23Looks like we're in a competition to spell a word.
00:32:26Alright. Who's first?
00:32:28Ladies.
00:32:29I'll go first for us.
00:32:31I believe we have to choose our game word first.
00:32:34Right you are?
00:32:37Yeah, right there.
00:32:40I'm kind of digging the word hoodwink.
00:32:43Oh, double bell.
00:32:46Okay. Maybe not.
00:32:48Okay, let's see.
00:32:50What about gardening?
00:32:53It's not too long.
00:32:55You?
00:32:57Great. It's decided.
00:33:01Alright.
00:33:03There you go.
00:33:21I think that means you take a letter from the back.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:31That was easy.
00:33:32I think it's the other cards that require more.
00:33:36You're up.
00:33:57What's it say?
00:34:01Um...
00:34:01It's time to put your deception skills to the test.
00:34:03Fool the opposing team with two truths and a lie.
00:34:06If they guess correctly, no reward is given.
00:34:08However, if they guess incorrectly,
00:34:10your team will be rewarded with one vow, the letter I.
00:34:14Uh-oh, stakes just got higher.
00:34:16And your time starts now.
00:34:22Um, uh...
00:34:23Time's a-tickin'.
00:34:25Two truths and a lie.
00:34:27Bro, why can't I fucking think of anything?
00:34:28I don't know, think of something, man. You got like 30 seconds.
00:34:31Okay, okay, okay.
00:34:31Um, I was adopted by my aunt.
00:34:34That's one.
00:34:34I, uh...
00:34:36I once drank an entire bottle of tequila in one night.
00:34:39That's two.
00:34:41Uh...
00:34:41I once met Tom Hanks on movie premiere.
00:34:44That's three and just in time!
00:34:49All right, ladies.
00:34:51What do we think?
00:34:52I personally think he drank the tequila.
00:34:54It's the other two for me.
00:34:56I'm leaning toward the Tom Hanks one.
00:34:59I mean, what are the odds?
00:35:01That the last one is always the lie.
00:35:03It's the last one.
00:35:04Hmm.
00:35:05Agreed.
00:35:06All right, so...
00:35:07Ready to lock our answers in?
00:35:09Mm-hmm.
00:35:10Ready.
00:35:11So, babe.
00:35:12How'd we do?
00:35:15Damn it!
00:35:19Wait, so...
00:35:20Were you really adopted by your aunt?
00:35:23Yeah, when I was eight.
00:35:24So what?
00:35:25We don't get a vowel now?
00:35:26Uh, no.
00:35:27If they would've gotten it wrong, we would've gotten it.
00:35:29So fucking dumb.
00:35:31That's okay, champ.
00:35:33Don't have another go at it.
00:35:36All right, let's go back to the part where you were adopted.
00:35:39What happened to your parents?
00:35:42My mom was a drug addict.
00:35:44And, uh, my dad dipped out when he found out she was pregnant.
00:35:48So, yeah.
00:35:48American dream.
00:35:52Oh, depressing.
00:35:54My turn.
00:35:55Gimme.
00:36:07Oh.
00:36:07Don't, don't, don't touch it.
00:36:09The number still counts.
00:36:10Uh, adds up to five.
00:36:12Okay.
00:36:21I love a good task.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:30Invasive.
00:36:43Well, what did the card say?
00:36:51Fuck.
00:36:53Marry.
00:36:54Kill.
00:36:55A devious ice breaking task.
00:36:58Wait.
00:36:59What is this?
00:37:02Essentially, I get to pick which one of you boys I would fuck, which one I would marry,
00:37:08and which one I would kill.
00:37:10And, if you get it right, you get a wild vow, which I guess is some sort of play wild
00:37:16card.
00:37:17Oh, I get it.
00:37:18Oh, I get it.
00:37:18This is like a perverted mashup of a bunch of, like, other games.
00:37:21Piece of cake.
00:37:22Let's go.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:24Your time starts now.
00:37:30What?
00:37:31What?
00:37:31What?
00:37:31Fuck.
00:37:32Marry.
00:37:33Kill?
00:37:33This feels weird to talk about.
00:37:35Dude, time's ticking.
00:37:36She probably wants to fuck either Rex or me.
00:37:39No offense, Stanley, but you're probably the kill target here.
00:37:42Uh, so, which is leaves, which went for which?
00:37:45Yeah, agreed.
00:37:48Fuck.
00:37:48Alright, let's just write this.
00:37:52And, time!
00:37:57Alright, Celeste.
00:37:59What did the boys say?
00:38:02Fuck.
00:38:03Rex.
00:38:05Marry.
00:38:06Jackson.
00:38:08And, kill.
00:38:09Stanley.
00:38:11Interesting.
00:38:12How'd they do?
00:38:14Well, I said, for the purposes of the game, of course, and because of the game,
00:38:24I am a good girl, that I would fuck Rex, but I would marry Stanley.
00:38:38You seem like you know things and that could come in handy.
00:38:41Really?
00:38:42Which means, sadly, I would have to kill you, Jackson, but no hard feelings.
00:38:47And, sadly, that means there are no vowels in the wild for you.
00:38:51This is bullshit.
00:38:52This one's competitive.
00:38:53These games aren't even hard.
00:38:55Relax, bro.
00:38:56It's just the beginning.
00:38:58Yeah, whatever.
00:38:59Here.
00:39:00I find the more I drink, the better I am at games.
00:39:19Alright.
00:39:20I'll bring it home for us.
00:39:23Alright.
00:39:26Good.
00:39:27Good.
00:39:29Good.
00:39:31Okay.
00:39:39Task it is.
00:39:44Enter a realm of intrigue and hidden meanings
00:39:46where every gesture holds a secret.
00:39:49Can you embody an object
00:39:51without revealing its enigmatic nature?
00:39:55What does that even mean?
00:39:58Oh, oh, it's like charades, right?
00:40:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:02I'm supposed to find an object and then act it out
00:40:04and then everybody yeses.
00:40:05Wait, so like they could win this round too?
00:40:08Yeah, yeah.
00:40:08It says only the team that successfully discerns
00:40:11the hidden object will claim the sought after prize
00:40:15of valuable vowel A.
00:40:19You better pick good, bro.
00:40:21Let's do it.
00:40:26This is kind of a weird game.
00:40:28Yeah, but it's perfect for getting to know each other.
00:40:30Yeah, how else would we know
00:40:32that Jackson's an orphaned alcoholic?
00:40:35Wonder what it reveals about you?
00:40:39Pen, pen.
00:40:40Thanks.
00:40:43All right, you guys ready?
00:40:50Ballerina.
00:40:51Do you see a ballerina in this apartment?
00:40:54Ceiling pen, ceiling pen.
00:40:55No, no, no, ah.
00:40:57Um, my hair removal cream?
00:41:01What room was he last in?
00:41:03Maybe we can guess it that way.
00:41:04No cheating.
00:41:05Ruh-roh.
00:41:06He's getting anxious.
00:41:08Yeah, he was in the kitchen, in the kitchen.
00:41:09Oh, oh, oh, it's the food.
00:41:10Uh, the chicken.
00:41:11Yes, rotisserie chicken.
00:41:12Yes, yes, yes.
00:41:14You looked like a witch brooding in Salem.
00:41:18Yeah, don't quit your day job to become an actor.
00:41:21Don't listen to them, bro.
00:41:22We got our first letter.
00:41:23And it's a vowel.
00:41:25Okay, it's one letter to one letter.
00:41:27Yeah, but is yours a vowel too?
00:41:29Drink your wine.
00:41:32Okay, okay, okay.
00:41:34Let's go, Mia!
00:41:46Uh-oh.
00:41:48Straight to jail.
00:41:49Uh, okay, okay.
00:41:51Uh, so, either your player can go to jail and you miss two turns, or you, yourself, leave
00:41:58the room and only miss one turn.
00:42:00Hmm, I see a room way down there.
00:42:03Uh, my dad used to make us stand in the corner when we were in time out.
00:42:09Okay.
00:42:20Jail!
00:42:21Here, get in.
00:42:34Your closet still has power?
00:42:36Uh, that light stays on when the power goes out.
00:42:39I mean, when the power goes out, the light turns on.
00:42:44Maybe you can help us figure that out, Stan.
00:42:48What was that about?
00:42:51She is just a little claustrophobic.
00:42:53Should she be in there, then?
00:42:55Don't worry.
00:42:56She loves conquering her phobias.
00:42:58Right, Ryan?
00:42:59Y-yes!
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:01We'll let you know when to come back out!
00:43:09Well, this feels strange.
00:43:11Just roll us an easy letter.
00:43:30It's time for a quest.
00:43:33Find an object that relates to the game word.
00:43:36Time is of the essence.
00:43:38If you're successful, your prize is a coveted vowel E.
00:43:43Good luck finding anything gardening-related in here.
00:43:47All right.
00:43:50You ready, hun?
00:43:55Um...
00:43:55Okay, uh...
00:43:57Go, man!
00:43:58Okay, go!
00:44:02Um...
00:44:02Dude, Stanley, hurry up!
00:44:03Go, Stanley!
00:44:04Go, Stanley!
00:44:04Go, Stanley!
00:44:05Uh...
00:44:06Um...
00:44:07Yeah, let's go.
00:44:08Yeah.
00:44:12Hurry up, man!
00:44:14Find something!
00:44:14Come on, Stanley!
00:44:22Hurry up, man!
00:44:23Hurry the fuck up, Stanley!
00:44:25Dude, we are running out of time!
00:44:34Come on, Stanley!
00:44:35Let's go!
00:44:36Hurry up, hurry up!
00:44:37I think this should count.
00:44:38Nicely done, Stanley!
00:44:40Let's go!
00:44:41Let's go!
00:44:41Bring it home for the boys!
00:44:42Clutch!
00:44:43Come here, Stanley!
00:44:47And the boys pull ahead.
00:44:50Let's go!
00:44:52Can I come out now?
00:44:53Uh, actually, yeah!
00:44:55I think this is the perfect time for a bathroom break.
00:44:58Uh...
00:44:58I...
00:44:59I could use a break.
00:45:00You can come out now!
00:45:08We're going to the bathroom, Mia.
00:45:09Join us.
00:45:15Why do girls always do that?
00:45:16They're pack animals.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:21Of all the things the nerd could have cracked, we have plans everywhere.
00:45:28Hey, it's okay.
00:45:30It's still so early.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35It's not a big deal.
00:45:37Oh, it's not a big deal?
00:45:39It doesn't bother you?
00:45:41With it out on the table?
00:45:43If we make it a big deal, it's gonna be worse.
00:45:53Whatever.
00:45:54Let's just finish this never-ending game.
00:46:01I feel like we should just finish this game already, yeah?
00:46:08I think it's kind of fun, considering their lack of lighting.
00:46:12Yeah.
00:46:12I mean, I just want some more one-on-one time with Riley, you know?
00:46:15And man, this game is bringing out your dark side, bro.
00:46:19It's not the game, man.
00:46:20It's Celeste.
00:46:21She's frustrating.
00:46:25Yo, Stanley.
00:46:28Earth to Stanley.
00:46:30You in there?
00:46:31Uh, yeah.
00:46:33I'm here.
00:46:34Uh, uh, what-what-what are we saying?
00:46:36The girls.
00:46:38What do you think?
00:46:39Uh, uh, yeah.
00:46:40They're-they're nice.
00:46:41Yeah, it seems like you and me are a little more than nice.
00:46:44Yeah?
00:46:45I think she's pretty cool.
00:46:47You should go for it.
00:46:49Thanks, yeah, I-I for sure will.
00:46:51Yeah, and, uh, Jackson here should probably lay off the game a little bit.
00:46:54You know, not be so competitive.
00:46:57Chicks aren't into that, man.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59I know she's in me.
00:47:01How?
00:47:03We met.
00:47:04A while ago, and we just had a little moment there.
00:47:07You had a moment?
00:47:08Mouth to mouth.
00:47:12You gave her CPR?
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:17So, we chat back and forth for like a week or two.
00:47:20And then, bam.
00:47:21Ghosted.
00:47:22What happened?
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:26Maybe that's the part about her that makes me fucking crazy.
00:47:29It's just a whole hard-to-get routine.
00:47:31She zombied you.
00:47:33She what?
00:47:34It's this new thing I read about that happens in dating.
00:47:37Basically, it's when you thought someone ghosted you, but they rise from the dead.
00:47:41And they reach back out after disappearing for some time.
00:47:45I like that, actually.
00:47:48And, I wouldn't mind eating her brains out.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51Eating whose brains out?
00:47:52Oh, hey babe.
00:48:07Shall we get back to it?
00:48:09Uh, we are back to the top.
00:48:11Let's do it.
00:48:34All right.
00:48:36Two truths and a lie.
00:48:37One again.
00:48:41Oh, but this time, if we get it right, we get to take any of the letters your team has
00:48:45collected so far.
00:48:46You left that part out.
00:48:48Details.
00:48:49Not bad.
00:48:50All right.
00:48:51Here we go.
00:48:52Why don't we put your childhood trauma on display?
00:48:57Let's see.
00:49:00I've eaten a scorpion once before.
00:49:06I've summoned up the courage to go bungee jumping when it was raining.
00:49:11And...
00:49:12And...
00:49:14I...
00:49:15Time's almost up.
00:49:17Give us one that I might actually know.
00:49:20And...
00:49:21I...
00:49:23And...
00:49:24I...
00:49:24And...
00:49:24Um...
00:49:25And...
00:49:27I...
00:49:29I was more into Cody than you when we first met.
00:49:32That's definitely a lie.
00:49:34She hates Cody.
00:49:35But...
00:49:35What if it's not?
00:49:37What if you shut the fuck up?
00:49:39Because you don't know.
00:49:40Wait a minute.
00:49:40Wait a minute.
00:49:41I mean, let's think about this strategically, right?
00:49:43If we want to win.
00:49:44What's there to be strategic about?
00:49:45You're overthinking this.
00:49:47It's Cody.
00:49:48Right?
00:49:50Besides, the last one's always the lie.
00:49:52Remember?
00:49:54That's what I thought.
00:49:55So speak now, forever hold your peace.
00:50:00Alright, is that your final answer?
00:50:03First night I met Celeste.
00:50:05She told me she ate ants in Guatemala or something.
00:50:07So scorpion isn't far off.
00:50:09Plus, that's way too random right off the bat.
00:50:12Definitely real.
00:50:14Again, if you're gonna eat a scorpion,
00:50:16it'll bungee jump.
00:50:18Listen, I don't have to know if she has or not
00:50:20to tell you she has,
00:50:22because she loves a little danger.
00:50:24Look at her.
00:50:27I hope I'm not speaking out of turn.
00:50:29But I know you enough to know you're a little thrill seeker.
00:50:34I've seen your tattoos.
00:50:35And hey, I'm not judging.
00:50:37I'm just saying.
00:50:38That's the vibe you put out.
00:50:41So yeah.
00:50:42Scorpion, true.
00:50:44Bungie, true.
00:50:45Which brings us right back to the obvious answer
00:50:48I was telling you all along.
00:50:51Plus, what you don't know is when we got here,
00:50:53she pulled me in her room to ask me if Cody was coming tonight.
00:50:57Why?
00:50:57Because she fucking can't stand him.
00:51:01So yeah.
00:51:03Cody.
00:51:04Final answer.
00:51:08Letter, please.
00:51:12I, um...
00:51:14What?
00:51:17I told you.
00:51:18I'm afraid of heights.
00:51:24So...
00:51:26No bungee.
00:51:39Wow.
00:51:43It meant nothing.
00:51:45I ended up liking you more anyways.
00:51:46Are you serious?
00:51:51Can we talk for a moment?
00:52:00Look, it didn't mean anything, I swear.
00:52:03You're here with me now and that's all that matters.
00:52:05Cody.
00:52:07Come on.
00:52:08It was just an initial thought.
00:52:10Plus, when you put on time again...
00:52:14Alright, whatever.
00:52:15Fuck Cody.
00:52:17Exactly.
00:52:18Yo, you good?
00:52:19Yeah, all good.
00:52:20Right?
00:52:24Oh shit.
00:52:26There goes Humpty Dumpty.
00:52:29I'm sorry.
00:52:30I'll buy you another one.
00:52:32There isn't another one.
00:52:33What?
00:52:34What do you mean?
00:52:35You can get one of these anywhere.
00:52:38What?
00:52:39Why are you looking at me like that?
00:52:41If I went for your stupid three inch rug,
00:52:43I wouldn't have happened.
00:52:44Dude, are you really going to blame this on the fucking rug?
00:52:47Yeah, I am.
00:52:51Right?
00:52:52Come on.
00:52:53No.
00:52:54To finish this.
00:52:55Fuck, fuck, it's all fun.
00:52:57I know!
00:53:00Just...
00:53:01Please...
00:53:02Stay.
00:53:02I got some glue.
00:53:04We can...
00:53:04I don't want your fucking glue!
00:53:06Stop shouting at us.
00:53:07It was an accident.
00:53:08You don't get it!
00:53:09Get what?
00:53:13Mia's right.
00:53:15We have to finish the game.
00:53:16We can play another game.
00:53:18No!
00:53:19We have to finish the game!
00:53:25It's your turn!
00:53:53Hold for ten ì„  pow.
00:54:11There we go!
00:54:20We'll be right back,
00:54:20we'll be right back for them!
00:54:20The Team of God!
00:54:20The Team of God seated there and they're on the front!
00:54:33Foul on the play. Seems you need a new mascot.
00:54:36Your task is to create a sculpture out of whatever is available.
00:54:40Present a sculpture that stays together for the time it takes the sand to fall and you win a wild
00:54:43vow.
00:54:45Fail and then you'll be sent to jail.
00:54:48It's almost like it knows we broke the gnome.
00:54:53He broke the gnome.
00:54:54I think it was a we thing.
00:54:56Just go, Artie.
00:55:00And here, I thought we smoothed it out.
00:55:29Oh, fuck.
00:55:41It's not finished, man. Hurry.
00:55:42Fuck, ah.
00:56:23you totally ain't shit there bro this is what i gotta do to win this
00:56:28yeah i think so what the fuck that was fucking weird
00:56:32a weird moment what what do you mean moment yeah
00:56:36what kind of moment
00:56:40i can't even begin to explain
00:56:42well you've had at least two glasses of wine your head's probably just sweaty
00:56:46yeah it's probably just getting clear
00:56:51finally it's your landlord
00:56:57is anybody gonna get that or be a dear would you
00:57:13anybody there it was probably just the neighbors kids playing a prank or something
00:57:30that was weird yeah so you guys have some menacing neighbors
00:57:34something like that i guess that makes it my turn
00:57:37should you check your landlord's eta
00:57:44checked he's still not here
00:57:45have at it riley
00:58:09fix your face what's it say
00:58:15truth or truth bitch
00:58:18someone's hiding a secret
00:58:21smooth beans over face the consequences
00:58:25remember
00:58:26the game knows when you're lying
00:58:29did the game just call you a bitch
00:58:32i've never seen that card in there before
00:58:34cause if it was me i could understand that
00:58:36hey so it's probably just a play on truth or dare right
00:58:41what's the prize valve
00:58:44doesn't say
00:58:45wait wait wait
00:58:46you said you'd never seen this card before
00:58:48i thought you got these games for tonight
00:58:51i i i did i just i looked through it before you guys got here
00:58:59what the fuck was that
00:59:05did everyone just see those letters move
00:59:07you boys are being dramatic
00:59:08you're cut off from wine
00:59:09i didn't want to say anything earlier but i felt something right at the table
00:59:13dear i'm still in those letters man those moved by themselves
00:59:16they're spelling
00:59:18liar
00:59:19you're all being ridiculous
00:59:22just play
00:59:24what
00:59:25what
00:59:26let's just play the game
00:59:29are you not paying attention
00:59:31Celeste and me are right
00:59:32the power is out
00:59:36and the lights are spooky
00:59:42the wine has us feeling special
00:59:47let's just keep playing a little while longer
00:59:51Stanley
00:59:51Stanley
00:59:53flip the sand outfit
00:59:54i'll go
01:00:05okay
01:00:08so
01:00:10i hate shellfish
01:00:13and
01:00:13i think green eyes are the most beautiful thing
01:00:18so what are we supposed to guess what's a lie
01:00:22what the fuck is happening
01:00:23i i don't think she told us what
01:00:26he
01:00:27what the fuck are you talking about
01:00:31i think they know more than they're telling us
01:00:33i think they know more than they're telling us
01:00:46Celeste
01:00:48what do you want me to say
01:00:51yeah bro i think we should go
01:00:54yeah i don't know what the fuck is going on
01:00:56but i think you're right
01:00:59there
01:01:19okay
01:01:19can you help me put a candle at the point of each end here
01:01:26Oh, um, and can you grab the empty chalice?
01:01:36We're actually trying this.
01:01:39Well, how else are your forties?
01:01:42Where is this plank?
01:01:45Stop touching!
01:01:46This is not how this goes!
01:01:48How what goes?
01:01:50Ah, make it stop!
01:01:55Celeste!
01:01:59It wants us to watch this.
01:02:03Doesn't this all feel a bit too medieval?
01:02:06It's exhilarating.
01:02:07Trust me, it'll work.
01:02:10Maybe nothing will even happen.
01:02:13Well, if that's the case, then why are you recording this?
01:02:18Great start to my photography career.
01:02:20The girl who captured a djinn on camera should score me enough hype to get off your couch.
01:02:26It'll work.
01:02:27Trust me, it has to.
01:02:33You would not believe how difficult it was to get everything on that list.
01:02:37Please tell me that you found a spirit board.
01:02:40That's any it, but...
01:02:44What is that?
01:02:46What is that?
01:02:46It's the next best thing.
01:02:47What?
01:02:47We're supposed to communicate with it.
01:02:49How are we supposed to do that with this?
01:02:51Those letters!
01:02:53Okay, assuming that's okay to use for this, um, what else do we need?
01:02:58Um, uh, a vessel.
01:03:00To house the djinn once we drop it.
01:03:03What are we using for that?
01:03:05Oh my god!
01:03:06It's the ugly lawn gnome from apartment C20.
01:03:09Give me that.
01:03:10Come here, little boy.
01:03:16Are we really doing this?
01:03:18Yeah.
01:03:19Are you in or are you out?
01:03:24It's time.
01:03:25Hey, boys.
01:03:27Do you never ask?
01:03:41What's that for?
01:03:43Well, it's a blood pact.
01:03:45Wait, what?
01:03:46You didn't tell me that.
01:03:47I'm not cool with that.
01:03:50It's just a little blood.
01:03:52No, no, no, no.
01:03:53I'm out.
01:03:54Mia.
01:03:55No.
01:03:56You are not out, okay?
01:03:57We have an opportunity.
01:03:58Come on.
01:03:59I'll get the money another way.
01:04:01This feels wrong.
01:04:02Look, I know it looks weird, but I've heard that this changes people's lives.
01:04:07Yeah, Mia.
01:04:07Okay, listen to me.
01:04:09Your mom?
01:04:10She could never get out of it.
01:04:12But you can.
01:04:13You have the opportunity.
01:04:18Oh, yes.
01:04:19Our girl.
01:04:26Thy will be born from the flame of Baal.
01:04:30We beseech thee with an offering, a mortal soul's call.
01:04:57That's the ship.
01:04:59That's the ship.
01:04:59I'm gonna go for dinner.
01:05:00I'll do.
01:05:07I just have to go for dinner.
01:05:07And I was like, does your father do you know?
01:05:07I have to go for dinner with the time to go for dinner?
01:05:08Maybe I don't have to go for dinner.
01:05:08Yeah, I'm just kidding.
01:05:09Time to go for dinner.
01:05:10I need to go for dinner.
01:05:10I want to go.
01:05:11You guys can't go for dinner.
01:05:14I can go for dinner.
01:05:23Together.
01:05:26Impactum Convenimus Jin Invocamus.
01:05:31Impactum Convenimus Jin Invocamus.
01:05:36Impactum Convenimus Jin Invocamus.
01:05:48Um, we, uh, beseech thee, we grant us the earthly possessions.
01:05:56Oh my god, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this.
01:06:00Is this a part of the ritual?
01:06:02Please, let me do this.
01:06:04Okay, Celeste, what do we do, what do we do?
01:06:06I don't know, I don't know.
01:06:08Oh my god, uh, uh, play with me.
01:06:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:29What was that?
01:06:34They made this happen.
01:06:37We, we did not make this happen.
01:06:40Okay, uh, that is all I can handle.
01:06:44Um, thank you for the fun evening and the interactive spooky game, but, uh, I think I'll just take a
01:06:51cab home, okay?
01:06:52Uh, actually no, I'll just walk.
01:06:54Yeah, yeah, I'm with Stanley, man, this is way too much for a girl.
01:06:57Go ahead!
01:07:07Hey!
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:10Hey!
01:07:10Let me out!
01:07:11You coming?
01:07:15What's so funny?
01:07:16Your friend didn't leave.
01:07:18He's still somewhere in the apartment.
01:07:20Hey, let me out!
01:07:21Please!
01:07:22What do you mean he didn't leave?
01:07:23We just watched him leave.
01:07:24He can't leave.
01:07:25None of us can.
01:07:26Yeah.
01:07:27Not until we're finished playing.
01:07:30Until it's finished playing.
01:07:32Fuck this, man.
01:07:35What the fuck?
01:07:39I can't get out!
01:07:40I can't get out!
01:07:52You.
01:07:54You trapped us here with this thing.
01:07:56What the fuck do you want with us?
01:07:59Oh, God!
01:08:15Seems it's Rex's turn.
01:08:17No.
01:08:18No, I'm not playing.
01:08:20You don't have a choice.
01:08:22None of us do.
01:08:32Okay, okay, okay.
01:08:47Hey, mom.
01:08:53One, two, three.
01:08:57No.
01:08:58No.
01:09:01No.
01:09:02No, he's over here.
01:09:04No.
01:09:05What the fuck?
01:09:06What the fuck?
01:09:06What the fuck?
01:09:06What a task it is then.
01:09:08No.
01:09:08No.
01:09:10No.
01:09:11No, it was over here.
01:09:12Can you outsmart the clock?
01:09:14Time for wicked trivia.
01:09:16Answer the trivia question right in time to advance to the next round.
01:09:19This is a solo challenge.
01:09:21Your teammates cannot help you.
01:09:23What's the trivia question?
01:09:26Within the finest culinary arts, this ingredient, derived from a natural essence,
01:09:31lends itself into an elixir known as the Forbidden Recipe.
01:09:34What is this obscure ingredient?
01:09:40What the fuck is the Forbidden Recipe?
01:09:42I don't know.
01:09:43My best recipe is takeout.
01:09:47Fuck, you gotta think of something. Come on, man.
01:09:49Advance to the next round.
01:09:51What the fuck?
01:09:52Come on.
01:09:52Okay, okay, okay.
01:09:54Oh, fuck.
01:09:56I don't know, I don't know. Eggs, wheat, flour.
01:09:58You're just shouting ingredients.
01:10:00Okay, flour, flour's in everything, right? Flour, flour!
01:10:07I got it right!
01:10:13No, you didn't.
01:10:18The answer is human flesh.
01:10:24What happens now?
01:10:25Go to jail, right?
01:10:26No, I won't.
01:10:29No, no, I don't care. I'm not going. I'm not going.
01:10:37Rex!
01:10:43Rex!
01:10:45Rex!
01:10:49Rex!
01:10:50Rex!
01:10:50Rex!
01:10:51Please!
01:10:59This whole night is your fault.
01:11:04Don't walk away from me, bitch.
01:11:07My best friend just fucking died.
01:11:14Just a drop in the bucket.
01:11:22How long have you been playing this fucking game?
01:11:24We never stopped.
01:11:30So you been playing?
01:11:32Since that fucking exorcism voodoo video?
01:11:35Enough!
01:11:36We have to keep playing!
01:11:40What the fuck?
01:11:41Are you insane?
01:11:43I'm not playing anymore!
01:11:46You wanna end up like him?
01:11:49Jackson!
01:12:08It doesn't matter!
01:12:08I've got to be the last hour.
01:12:08No, no.
01:12:12I can't believe you're being a big guy.
01:12:15I'm not a big fan of the kingdom.
01:12:17I can't believe you're being a big fan.
01:12:19I've got to go see the whole man.
01:12:36Blight or fright, blast around in a room of your choice.
01:12:41Losers go to jail.
01:12:43Winners move on to the next round.
01:12:48She gets an easy one.
01:13:05Okay, here you go, I guess.
01:13:28Okay, you can start the sand dial.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:42This isn't so bad.
01:14:03It'll all be over soon.
01:14:04It'll all be over soon.
01:14:06It'll all be over soon.
01:14:27Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
01:14:29Mia!
01:14:29Mia!
01:14:30Open the door!
01:14:31Open the door!
01:14:32Mia!
01:14:33Come on!
01:14:35Come on!
01:14:36Yeah!
01:14:41What are you doing?
01:14:43This isn't how we play the game.
01:14:44We're fine as long as we're players.
01:14:47This is your fault.
01:14:49Me?
01:14:50This is your game.
01:14:51Literally.
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:52Stop!
01:14:53Mia, for God's sake, stop!
01:14:55I don't think she's playing anymore.
01:14:57You're up there.
01:15:01Keep playing.
01:15:01Stop it!
01:15:03Stop it!
01:15:05Stop it!
01:15:14Stop it!
01:15:19Stop it!
01:15:22Stop it!
01:15:24Stop it!
01:15:26Stop it.
01:15:46Facts or fate, make a true or false statement, if the opposing team guesses right, they
01:15:54win the round. If not, you win the round. Make it creative, for the winner will move on to
01:16:03the next round, the loser will not.
01:16:16So you have to make up your good lie to win the round. You got this, buddy.
01:16:43True or false, a common cause of electrical circuit malfunctions in homes is improper grounding.
01:16:55False, false. It's gotta be false. He's presenting it as true.
01:17:02Stan?
01:17:10True.
01:17:25You're sick. You lured us here. You broke the vessel. You changed the rules. We have to keep playing. It's
01:17:32the only way.
01:17:32Killed all of us. We have to get back to the game.
01:17:37Steve, Steve, it's time to roll up.
01:17:39It's never happened before. It's never been like this. I wish I'd never met.
01:18:05No. No, I was playing. See? I'll wait. I'll wait for them to play. I'll play for them.
01:18:32Okay.
01:18:54Ah, I will.
01:19:29Deathmatch round.
01:19:30Suck that.
01:19:41Kill or be killed.
01:19:45That's all it says?
01:19:48Yes.
01:20:05$28.14.
01:20:15Hey, man.
01:20:16And, uh, what's a handsome stud like you doing on a fine evening like this?
01:20:25Uh, I'm working.
01:20:29Yeah.
01:20:31I, uh, bet you do that a lot.
01:20:35Yeah, I guess.
01:20:43Hey, um, I have this game.
01:20:51It's pretty fun.
01:20:53You should, uh, take a break.
01:20:57Play with us.
01:20:58I actually have some deliveries I have to, uh, get to, um...
01:21:31You didn't want to play.
01:21:33Should we try the pizza, please?
01:21:38I can feel me lose myself
01:21:43Can't control it
01:21:44Can't control it
01:21:46In your picture, perfect hell
01:21:50Sugarcrow
01:21:52Sugarcrow
01:21:53I'm not dying
01:21:56I'm not angry
01:21:58I'm just unwell
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