00:00I just got a bit of fantastic sports news.
00:04A celebration, if I may, Tyrone Johnson.
00:07An absolute celebration, if I may.
00:11I just got a text message during the break right there
00:14that my New York Jetripolitans
00:19are starting the season off 2-0.
00:23Okay, so you have the first two games of the Jets scheduled.
00:26Yes.
00:27Now, we had the international games, and now we have this.
00:33All right, what are the first two games?
00:35The Jets are 2-0.
00:35Well, let's hear the games first.
00:37Let's go with the games first.
00:38Let's go for the games.
00:39Yeah.
00:39All right.
00:40The New York Jets, as you might know, are not playing internationally.
00:43Right.
00:43Nor should we.
00:44Anybody want to watch us play?
00:45No, you guys tried.
00:47Yeah, yes.
00:48And so did many other teams.
00:49The Patriots ended up getting picked for the Germany slot.
00:53Yes, I think the Jets wanted one of the three London games
00:56because Woody Johnson is a long-time, or what do you call them guys?
01:01What's it when the president says you get to?
01:03Oh, ambassador.
01:04Yeah, he was the ambassador to England.
01:05The Jets also, though, have some of the ownership for the rights.
01:08They wanted to go to Munich.
01:10Now, the Giants have Germany rights.
01:13I'm reading it from three different people that the Jets won at the Munich game
01:17that the Patriots got against the Lions.
01:18The Jets don't like Germans.
01:20I'm telling you.
01:20The Jets love English people.
01:22In any event, maybe you're right.
01:23All right.
01:23All right.
01:24Let's not take away from the great news, if you don't mind.
01:27Yeah, first two games.
01:28Now, I just want to be clear about this.
01:29If I got it wrong, you know, just delete this.
01:32All right?
01:33Uh-huh.
01:33I've been told.
01:34Okay.
01:35I've been told from a very trusted, worthy source, okay,
01:39that the New York Jets, in week one, guaranteed W,
01:44probably a touchdown favorite, by the way.
01:46Whoa.
01:47Slow down.
01:47The New York Jets play the Miami Dolphins.
01:49Now, hold on.
01:50Win.
01:51Win.
01:52I'm like DJ Khaled, although he lost a lot of weight.
01:57All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.
01:59That's my guy right there.
02:01Yeah.
02:01No way you're seven-point favorites.
02:03Where's the game going to be?
02:04Okay.
02:04I don't know where the game's going to be.
02:06Yeah.
02:06So, three-point favorites.
02:08I don't know where the game's going to be,
02:09but the Jets are losing to the Dolphins this year.
02:11We'll see.
02:12All right.
02:13That's week one.
02:14Undefeated.
02:151-0.
02:16Uh-huh.
02:16New York Jets.
02:17Uh-huh.
02:18I also got game two.
02:20Now, the official release is not until tomorrow.
02:22Tomorrow, 8 o'clock.
02:22But games have been leaked out.
02:24Yeah.
02:24I'm not sure why that's happening.
02:26Well, they released international games on purpose.
02:28Well, they released those legitimately.
02:31Yes.
02:31I think I saw that last night.
02:33As a matter of fact.
02:33Right?
02:34We'll get to that in a second.
02:35Okay?
02:36The New York Jets in week two.
02:37Yeah.
02:38Guaranteed dub.
02:40Guaranteed dub.
02:41The Giants.
02:41Which means when we come in here,
02:44the Monday or Tuesday,
02:45I'm not sure what day of the week the game is yet.
02:48Uh-huh.
02:48Maybe not Monday night.
02:50When we come in here,
02:51after the action's done Sunday for week two,
02:54I'm going to be pimp-walking and peacocking
02:57that the New York Jets are 2-0.
02:59How about that?
03:00Who are you playing week two?
03:01Minnesota Vikings.
03:03Whoa.
03:03You got that.
03:04Kyle Murray is beating the New York Jets.
03:06That's not a lock win.
03:07You could be 0-2.
03:09Guaranteed dub.
03:10Everybody slow down.
03:11Dub-a-dub-a-dub.
03:12Do not let this man talk you into getting your hopes up
03:15with the Jets.
03:16How about that?
03:17That's easily 0-2,
03:19just as easily can be 2-0.
03:20The Dolphins are already tanking the whole season
03:21to try to get a quarterback next year.
03:23The Miami Dolphins are going to suck.
03:25You know they're going to suck.
03:25How many teams can tank and still beat y'all?
03:27The Dolphins are going to be 0-17.
03:29The Dolphins are not beating nobody next year.
03:31The New York Jets are 2-0.
03:32Let that sing in for a minute.
03:34The New York Jets are going to start the season off
03:37at 2-0.
03:40Man, I want the rest of the schedule now.
03:42Man, I need the rest of the schedule.
03:43And by the way...
03:45Now, just so we know,
03:46going into the season for over-under,
03:49you know, your lock win,
03:50the Jets are at 5-1.
03:51Great.
03:52Minnesota, the team,
03:53you're going to automatically beat 8-1.
03:55Great.
03:55They're a better football team.
03:57Who's their quarterback?
03:57Kyler Murray?
03:58Yes, he's a...
03:59I'll take that as a win.
04:00Over-Gito.
04:01I'll take that as a dub.
04:02I think Kyler a little better.
04:04But I agree with you on that.
04:05Kyler Murray is a little better.
04:06Well...
04:07Meanwhile, your Eagles are going to be 1-1.
04:08I'm going to have a better record
04:10than the Eagles after two weeks.
04:11You don't have the Eagles schedule.
04:12Say it with me.
04:14Ooh-ah, ooh-ah.
04:15Yeah.
04:15Yeah, Eagles over-under 10-1â2.
04:17I'm on easy streak.
04:18Over.
04:19Over.
04:20For my team.
04:21I don't give a damn what the over-under says.
04:22The Jets are 2-0, bitches.
04:24So, I get used to that.
04:25So, you're 5-1â2 over-under.
04:27I got knocked two out.
04:28You got two right away.
04:30So, I'm to believe that you're not a gambling man,
04:32and that's very clear.
04:32I do not gamble.
04:33That's right.
04:33But I am.
04:34I deal in facts.
04:35I don't gamble.
04:35That's you.
04:36Now, me...
04:37Go ahead.
04:37...you're saying, based on what you're saying,
04:39which I don't believe,
04:40but if I believed you...
04:41Yes, sir.
04:41...it would be time for me to bet right now,
04:44take advantage of it,
04:44go over the 5-1â2
04:46if they're going to go 2-0 to start.
04:48I don't encourage wagering your hard-earned money,
04:50but you'd be foolish not to.
04:53This is...
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