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00:06Ah, Ata Māori ʻe.
00:09Hi.
00:11Did you get a stink message or something?
00:13No.
00:15You're not working today?
00:16Nā.
00:17Me neither.
00:18What are you gonna do?
00:20Too early to drink.
00:21Past nine?
00:22I reckon it's all good.
00:24Come on.
00:25Whatever it takes to sass your stink buzz.
00:28Cody.
00:28Maji.
00:30You're not working today, eh?
00:31Mm-mm.
00:32Drinks are nice.
00:34I mean, that is mine, but yeah.
00:36Go on.
00:39Mimosas?
00:40Get some glasses, oi.
00:43Uh, what's all this?
00:44Oh, come on, man.
00:45We can make it up for being dicks to you last night.
00:48Yeah, I'm really sorry, bro.
00:49What's this?
00:50Oh, nothing.
00:52Ah!
00:53What?
00:54No!
00:54You're standing there!
00:54Yes, go!
00:55Yes, go!
00:58Yeah, what was making up for last Friday?
01:00Oh, that was me, oi.
01:02I didn't actually realise.
01:03What, even on Friday?
01:05All this shit's old news.
01:09Nuh.
01:09Nuh.
01:11Mimosas are off.
01:12It's a funny.
01:13Oh, my God.
01:15It's crackers.
01:21all right then shots it is so would you like roast chicken or pasta tonight well i'm not sure
01:28what time i get home so maybe just sort yourself out oh if you give me your card i can
01:31get some
01:32salmon for this hey mate hey oh oh my god are you okay phil was horrible last night i'm fine
01:42i'm here for you you can let go now um okay you sure you're okay yeah oh and here she
01:52is the devil
01:53herself all right well better get to work so would you like um roast chicken or pasta or fish we
02:01could
02:01do surf and turf uh i don't know pasta okay pasta la vista perfect you have a good day love
02:07you oh
02:07no i don't i do not love you i'm so sorry it's okay no i should not have said that
02:11i'm really
02:12sorry i don't love you not living stop it's it's all good okay well i'll make salmon linguine with a
02:17side of chicken but if you want steaks just let me know that uh casual fling seems to be waking
02:24up
02:24well for you love you
02:31billy where'd you go i stayed at steve's well you didn't have to yeah i did i bet it was
02:37gross
02:39what steve's place i'm thinking a single hairy air soap and a raggedy solo that he uses for
02:45everything of course you'd think that you were so judgmental even with stuff you know nothing about
02:50well it was just a joke yeah i stink one billy hurry up i better go sweet as i don't
02:57want to cut
02:57into your public gym session plans tonight you kept it free i wonder why for you maive in case you
03:10told me you're available i forgot that you and sarcasm aren't friends shouldn't you be at the
03:16fertility clinic oh yes but uh i am just drinking in these two women gorgeous i mean look at them
03:24enjoying each other's company no one looking like they want to run a mile do you think if i hang
03:29out
03:29with them maybe it'll rub off on me i don't think lesbianism works like that no if only how's the
03:34new
03:34job working out honestly it's the one thing in my life that is flawless i mean that's mostly flawless
03:42because i'm an empath so that really takes its toll oh i can imagine but david is such a great
03:47boss
03:48management really suits me management well yeah basically i mean i'm david's right hand gal
03:54we should have a coffee sometime with moi okay love to text me
04:03i've had to make some changes to the surgical roster cool hey i'm sorry about last night it's fine
04:10and congratulations thanks so no hard feelings professionally no personally i prefer to keep
04:20my distance okay but that work we're good yes
04:29uh oh we have a fun tonight three two one
04:36math
04:46yeah you're cheating no i'm not we go around the circle and we pick up a card
04:50oh my turn my turn my turn
04:57it's been a couple of bars now i love this song
05:10whoa whoa whoa whoa did you just post that not yet don't post without asking me who cares
05:16like post what i mean if you like i can't don't post that shit okay calm down thai
05:23i'm done
05:25wait don't be a dick ash i'll delete it come back who's thai
05:34thai because he loves thai food he seems pretty angry about photos for a guy who doesn't have a bad
05:41angle yeah i'll fill up and then i'll i'll go talk to him
05:54i'm working with you today i asked david for a female nurse men go through fertility treatment too
06:00yeah sure but not everyone is as chill as me talking about cycles and ovaries can we not do this
06:05on
06:05shift sorry to interrupt we're just giving the investors the grand tour oh kia ora welcome this
06:12is two of our lovely nurses selena and villiami thank you for joining us today billy anytime okay
06:18let's go okay no appointments for the next hour so we need to call clients off this list with their
06:24results and updates okay so why don't you start with this one
06:32hi sarah it's selena the fertility nurse at shortman street i've got some great news for you
06:37we got your hcg results back and we can confirm that you are pregnant
06:43congratulations we're all really happy for you
06:47we'll send you for some follow-up lads but in the meantime look after yourself okay and
06:53enjoy this really special moment okay bye
07:05are you right about steves should i come home no it's okay no i want to this house smells like
07:12wet
07:13laundry and doritos
07:17smash some taskmasters i'll make some dinner
07:23how about i call the next one
07:29honestly you should have been there in real life it was hectic and everyone
07:37babe how are you going was that about me what whatever i'm fine yeah it'll totally blow over
07:45hang on you're the one that told me to speak my mind and now look what's happened you literally did
07:49not do that you told me not to care about what people think yeah but i didn't say give a
07:54hectic
07:54speech and try stealers award i did the transplant that award it's at least half mine exactly that's what
08:01i said what i said what no oh you haven't seen it seen what i don't know if you'd want
08:12to but
08:13just watch the wind but i must take a moment to acknowledge a truly remarkable individual
08:19phil grayson an exceptional physician my colleague and friend she performed this transplant under
08:25circumstances that would daunt most well i had the privilege of guiding her through it it was phil's
08:30skill and determination that brought it to life this award is as much hers as it is mine so phil
08:38if
08:38you're listening congratulations and thank you this belongs to both of us i'm sorry you're the best
08:46you're actually the best i i am i'm sorry just leave it leave it you're good
08:55long island iced teas my mom taught me how to make these shut up cody
09:03last time i had one of these i got banned from the surf lifeguard
09:12cheers oh that's lethal you know i wanted to be alone today but it turns out i am a work
09:21obsessed
09:21loser who doesn't have any friends you got us but you're a gang i'm a fourth joiner i love a
09:28fourth
09:28joiner and you're a ledge now this might be the love of my life but he's having someone else's baby
09:35could you also have his baby i really really liked him babies suck right how can i compete with that
09:44sip your drink bub my ex got another girl pregnant i was so gutted eh it was the worst heartbreak
09:51ever i'm sorry you went through that how old's the kid now oh turns out she wasn't even pregnant
09:58she was just on a dry ass lying buzz but this still sucked i once stated this chick who didn't
10:04believe in evolution oh she was like so beautiful but she made no sense i had a twin
10:14what bro yeah oh my god call him right now i want to meet him i can't but he's dead
10:24oh my god i'm so sorry what happened he was sick cancer
10:33i don't know how to live my life without him and i still don't
10:37i can't even imagine did he get treatment yeah and the doctors over promised and undelivered just
10:46treated him like a statistic i'm sure they did all they could
10:53what would you know
10:57well i guess i'm only speaking from my experience as a doctor you don't know
11:00shit and you're only a doctor because your mummy made sure okay enough about poppy's mum what the
11:07hell has my mum got to do with it let's talk about my mum instead eh look i'm really sorry
11:11for what happened to you but you don't need to bring yeah that's enough
11:14just bonding time over come on
11:22maybe we need the
11:24bro you're bleeding
11:38probably get around the waters i'll try and find a bandage
11:53oh look libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors it's been our pleasure libby we look forward to the
12:00updates absolutely great to see you david i'll see you out
12:07schnoozing i see well i'm a natural funny i could say the same about dating
12:13genuine question how does one sustain a relationship past three weeks okay i've got
12:18something that might take your mind off it i need you to do some work for me well i work
12:22for
12:23david now and i'm loving it by the way so you said and he clearly respects you but i need
12:29the best
12:29person for the job and that is you oh well that ship sailed sorry rach hey i wouldn't ask if
12:35i didn't
12:35need you well then you should have thought about that before you demoted me i'll make it worth your
12:40while financially what is it i need you to look into some things at the fertility clinic confidentially
12:47oh so you want me to spy on david well no not spy exactly good because i couldn't possibly right
12:55how does one hundred thousand dollars sound a hundred and ten no fine i'm in find out about
13:02the inner workings of the clinic ethics committee paperwork unexplained bill payments any over billing
13:08roger but this is strictly between you and me if any of this conversation gets out you will blow it
13:15for yourself understood good honestly right everything seems pretty above board i can tell
13:21you that two of the investors are from the lawrence foundation new zealand and david got them on early
13:26because he's a member he's a member yes is that a problem not necessarily but try and find out a
13:33bit
13:33more about that too okay i'll let you know how i go oh and libby rach we're not doing that
13:53this is my karma for sleeping with cody hey i don't hate you for that but you did
13:59i did with a passion with a very short passion may i sit
14:06now you have to tell me why but i did notice that one of those old guys gave you the
14:10fright of
14:10your life a common of silence until someone walks out of the showers it's nothing well maybe but it
14:19might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again one of the guys is called scott
14:27collins
14:28he's my ex oh well i know no sorry i'm not passing any judgment i do understand the allure
14:37of an older gentleman i guess i'm just surprised yeah i am too now that i've had time away from
14:44him
14:45well i hope he bought you a mansion for bringing beauty and youth into his life
14:52he was married so no it wasn't really a public thing
14:59oh yeah i lost my job the whole reason why i'm here did he break your heart
15:09that really sucks it caused a massive rift between my mom and dad all my workmates basically
15:17everyone in my life said see ya i truly learned who my real friends were turns out
15:23no one at the hospital i'm sorry but you know he just continues no staying on his name
15:35sorry do you want to say something funny
15:39these idiots have been drinking since 9 a.m
15:44yeah i wish i was drunk well we can fix that maybe not right now but definitely at the end
15:49of the shift
15:52you won't tell anyone right of course not
15:57god what do i do now honestly i'd hide in the research library in scroll if it was me
16:02i think nas would like me less than he likes phil if i did that after last night
16:06i think you'd do a little light murdering and he'll sort of like you more than he likes phil
16:16nas i owe you a massive apology personally not just professionally you've already said sorry
16:21yes but i didn't mean it yeah i could tell but i mean it now so if you could just
16:27please hear me
16:28out what's changed do i have something you need as you showed me your acceptance speech well you could
16:34hurt it yourself if you hadn't stormed in and hijacked the moment i just wanted people to know
16:39that i was part of it yeah well it was a rotten way to do it i've worked exceptionally hard
16:43in my
16:43career and will happily accept an award but i also know how to give credit where it's due i know
16:47and
16:48i'm genuinely so sorry i derailed your night and i made it about me you know phil i probably should
16:53have expected it well like you said i'm your friend no no you work in my department i'm your senior
17:00consultant and i'm telling you right now i never want to hear about this ever again understood
17:10hey so i am officially signing up for fertility treatment that's awesome yeah and i've got some
17:17of the money sorted but i'm just gonna have to do some shifting around i'm not sure where the rest
17:22of
17:22it's gonna come from but the universe will provide right i'll figure it out yeah or you can wait for
17:31whoa for the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket hey i made you something what's this so
17:37this is a
17:37gym program and on this tab just some nutrition stuff are you serious yeah i thought it might help
17:43i can support you oh so you you want to support me to get skinny so i can have a
17:47baby no no just to
17:49lower your bmi if money's tight you want to get it right don't you all right there's no strong evidence
17:53that proves that bmi affects fertility treatment yeah but the clinic's guidelines yeah are outdated
17:57and discriminatory sorry i just want to help i'm really good at the stuff and i just thought that
18:05out of all of the things that you decide to support me on you choose weight loss thanks bro
18:13david is a member of the lawrence foundation who are funding the treatment at the fertility clinic
18:19that's a conflict of interest bingo has he declared it not as far as i can find well
18:25why would he keep that secret i don't know but something is off i think we should confront him
18:31together so we can't back out of it and we won't fail this time you mean i won't your words
18:40let's hold off chris come on if he's covering up something relatively minor like this there's bound
18:47to be a whole lot more underneath we need to be smart let's wait keep an eye on him which
18:53i'll
18:54actually stick to point taken so you trust me now hmm against my better judgment maybe
19:03well it's not over yet but it's good to have you back on the team
19:13you can do it ready
19:16why do you like that because i'm amazing you're psychotic
19:26i'm so stoked we've overcome mates yeah bully me too this is the best flat i didn't i didn't even
19:34know that i needed this today yeah yeah of course i love you guys but our group's got rules saying
19:41we're
19:41no hooking up with each other anymore all good with me i like her she's cool do you yes you're
19:52awesome
20:04hey lib how was your day great i made some money helped make some babies love that hey so taste
20:12this
20:13tell me if it needs anything wow yeah that's great and i'll just make us a cheeky little wine um
20:19i'm
20:20okay thank you can we sit down i'll get that
20:29hey oh hi hey apparently we have a pizza night italian night
20:45what's going on surprise it's couple's night oh it's just us yeah i thought you know couples how
20:54cute then we can chat more okay should i get you a white water i bought a zero percent sophia
21:02doesn't
21:03drink either oh i thought crane was a weird first name you know it's kind of like it sounds like
21:12crone so oh i should put on the pasta
21:21why does everyone think the worst of me oh my god please do not make this something that it's not
21:26i am
21:26now the hospital gutter rat for all eternity i'm never going to be forgiven if i'm not ruining the
21:31party i'm the affair girl yeah yeah twice over maven hubble were both married when you sleep with them
21:37yep no i know i was there thank you well if it does make you feel any better
21:44actually actually no i can't say that well now you have to tell me no like i actually shouldn't
21:51i'm never gonna let this go god you're only less okay but you have to swear you can't tell anyone
21:57okay philipa grayson to your grave is he did the same thing had enough there with this old executive
22:05what yeah had her old work oh my god and people still love her see i'm not even asking for
22:13love
22:13liked would be nice not viscerally hated yeah and that's what i'm saying like it'll pass if you move
22:18on others will too hello late night drive-by
22:36yes please i mean i can go oh no no no no no no no come here
22:48i don't want to be alone
22:52i cannot shut up
23:03so
23:03i cannot shut up
23:04but i can go i don't want to shut up
23:04i can go
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