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Euphoria Season 3 Episode 1
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00:04Thank you, my friend!
00:30And I've got such a long way to go
00:32To make it to the port of Mexico
00:36So I ride like the wind
00:40Ride like the wind
00:43Ride like the wind
01:09Ride like the wind
01:10I'll come back here
01:44Fuck!
01:46Fuck!
01:47Okay
01:49Shhh
01:52Get out, go back
02:00Ah!
02:02Come on!
02:13That was cold
02:19Here
02:20Here
02:21Here
02:33Fuck!
02:40Oh my
02:41What?
02:45Ah!
02:52Ha
02:53Oh shit
02:57Ah
03:11Uh
03:13Uh
03:14Ah
03:15Ah! Ah! Ah!
03:34Oh, shit! Ah! Ah!
03:53There we go.
03:58There we go.
04:09There we go.
04:11Ah!
04:14Oh, shit!
04:16No!
04:28No, no, no.
04:38No, I can't believe you.
04:39No, I can't believe you.
04:39Oh, shit.
04:40No, it's like you're in trouble.
05:28You want a cup of milk?
05:38Sure.
05:55That's the best fucking walk I've ever had.
05:59Dahlia's.
06:03Thank you, Dahlia.
06:07We want to thank you, Lord Jesus Christ, for giving us our daily bread and for giving us our trespasses.
06:14And Lord, please guide our new friend Ruby and her college newspaper to help expose the pure evil that's borne
06:21across our border and poisoning our great nation, the United States of America.
06:25Amen.
06:29Amen.
06:31Amen.
06:31Amen.
06:32Let's eat.
06:33All right, pass the eggs.
06:38This is our address.
06:39Will you be sure to send your article when it's in the paper?
06:42Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
06:46You're doing the Lord's work.
06:49Hope to see you again soon.
06:50Thank you so much.
06:51Good luck with everything.
06:52Yeah.
06:52Bye, guys.
06:54Bye.
06:55Bye.
06:55Bye.
06:56Wish you well.
06:59Safe travels.
07:01God bless.
07:01Bye.
07:09I just got my permit.
07:24God bless, Ruby.
07:27I've never been on the internet.
07:31You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
07:36But I can't help but be curious.
07:39All the people out there living big, exciting lives.
07:47I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
07:52Bye.
08:17You ought to come back out in spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
08:22I just might.
08:34Oh, shit.
08:36Hey, popены.
08:37USA!
08:38USA!
08:39USA!
08:41USA!
08:42USA!
08:43USA!
08:44USA!
08:45USA!
08:46USA!
08:46USA!
10:22Hello, Rue.
10:26Where's my car?
10:28I had to leave behind.
10:30I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
10:34A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
10:37Could I just get a raw cone, please?
10:39Yeah, for sure.
10:43You can keep the change, actually.
10:44Thanks.
10:46Okay.
10:58Lori, hey.
10:59How are you?
10:59You owe me money.
11:01I know, yeah.
11:02I was going to pay you back.
11:03You were?
11:04Yeah.
11:05But then, you know, you moved.
11:08I don't really have, like, ten grand right now.
11:10Um, you don't owe me ten grand, silly.
11:12I don't?
11:13No.
11:14Um, you did 46 months ago.
11:17And, um, now $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months means that you actually owe
11:25me, uh, $43,887,000.
11:32Uh, $43,000,000.
11:35I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
11:43And that is how I became a drug dealer.
12:26Swallow.
12:28Um, I don't...
12:30I don't really think that's possible.
12:33Claro que sÃ.
12:35Disfruta.
12:50The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
13:13After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
13:41The danger of body patching is, if a balloon breaks,
13:46you die.
13:53The other way, let's go.
13:56I mean, if you do have any kind of stuff, you try to get back on your head.
14:04And, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
14:15uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
14:15Bates, your abs are apart.
14:17Okay, we've got a busway, please.
14:33I'll go.
14:37No, sir.
14:44Yo.
14:45Sorry.
14:46Don't, ma'am.
14:47I can only quench for so long.
14:49Yeah, I know, but you've got to keep that shit up there, all right?
14:52Breathe through it.
14:55Damn.
14:56Sorry.
14:56Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
14:59I'm good, thank you.
15:00No, gracias.
15:07Turn the engine off, please.
15:10Passports.
15:16What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
15:18Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
15:27Ruby Bennett?
15:29Yeah.
15:31Say Valentine?
15:33Have fun?
15:35No.
16:03No.
16:21Welcome to America.
16:22Thanks, sir.
16:29Come here.
16:32Laura!
16:34She's about ready to blow.
16:35Get this strainer.
16:36It's in the dishwasher.
16:38I'm here.
16:39Come on, bro.
16:42Hang in there.
16:43Hang in there.
16:44Okay.
16:45I got you.
16:46What the fuck are you doing?
16:47Just where are you going?
16:47I had an accident.
16:50Better get the bucket.
16:51Hang in.
16:55And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
17:10After Fesco's house got raided, Lori left East Highland and went into business with her cousin Harley and his son
17:16Wayne.
17:19I'm not saying they're inbred, but I have my suspicions.
17:24Excuse me.
17:26Excuse me.
17:26Here's the roof.
17:27You haven't been killed or caught yet.
17:31Praise the Lord.
17:34I've done a dozen runs over the course of two years.
17:37And somehow ended up their number one mule.
17:49You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
17:54I think Wayne likes you.
17:59No.
18:00He's trying to get out of the drug business.
18:03Yeah.
18:03I don't know about that.
18:07He's been saving up.
18:08That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
18:14What's safe?
18:16The big one in his basement.
18:17He wants to get into avocados, and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
18:31What else does he have in that safe?
18:32I don't know.
18:35The important stuff.
18:37Where's the key?
18:38On his belt.
18:41What if there's a way to, like, take off his belt?
18:48I think I can figure that out.
18:51In between runs, I might pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
19:01I left the old farm down in Texas
19:05And bombed all around for a time
19:09Then one day I found myself staring
19:12At a sign that read Sunset and Vine
19:17The big cars and the views
19:19The city is crumbling.
19:21Crime is out of control.
19:23Somebody's got to do something.
19:25Yeah, totally.
19:28Ooh, up here on the right.
19:29Oh, okay.
19:32All right.
19:34Let's go.
19:34Stay out of trouble.
19:36Yeah, will do, Batman.
19:37Yeah.
19:38I don't know.
19:38Why are we still like this week?
19:39Well, under?
19:41Hey, babe.
19:41How are you?
19:52Hey.
19:56Hey.
19:58How was Arizona?
20:00Um, yeah, I don't know.
20:01It was great.
20:01Uh, just got to hang out with Gia.
20:03And she's doing good.
20:04She's, like, top of her class.
20:05So was I.
20:08I know.
20:08Sometimes, Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
20:13You always came with a lecture.
20:15What are your long-term goals?
20:17And since I couldn't be honest about what I've been up to,
20:19I'd be fake.
20:21Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
20:24You have to plan for the future,
20:25because pretty soon Uber drivers are going to be extinct.
20:28And it's all going to be automated, like AI.
20:30They're not going to need people like you.
20:33Right.
20:38You know, I met these, uh, these Christians on a homestead in Texas.
20:43Christians in Texas?
20:45It was a drop-off.
20:46But, yeah, the Miller family.
20:48I can't stop thinking about them.
20:50There's, like, six kids.
20:53And they lived on a farm with, like, a bunch of animals.
20:56And no technology.
20:58No nothing.
20:59And I genuinely think that they were the happiest people I've ever met in my life.
21:03Because they're in a cult.
21:05Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
21:08Christianity?
21:09I just feel like, if I grew up religious, maybe my life would be better.
21:14Well, I'm not going to be friends with a Christian.
21:16Why?
21:18Because they're judgmental.
21:26You know, you really should call it, guys.
21:30Yeah, I know.
21:32I feel guilty, but I just, I haven't, I haven't had any time.
21:36I've been really busy.
21:37Oh, well, you're free today.
21:39This is rare.
21:40Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
21:43Oh, well, he misses you.
21:45Did he say that?
21:46Multiple times.
21:49I don't know.
21:50My hours and his hours don't really line up, so it's hard.
21:55I'll just, like, pick up the phone and call him.
21:57It's not like he's going anywhere.
21:59He's in prison for 30 years.
22:04Lexi was working in Hollywood on a nighttime soap.
22:10Her boss, Patti Lance, was an industry legend.
22:13Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
22:18People underestimate the power of entertainment.
22:22What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
22:28The decisions we make at home, in schools, and more importantly, what we do at the ballot box.
22:36Okay?
22:38That means it's really important that we get 7-12 together.
22:44Lexi felt right at home.
22:45She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
22:49This election is giving me so much anxiety.
22:53Unlike her sister, who was living in some right-wing suburban bubble.
23:02How much is that doggy in the window?
23:08The one with the waggly tail.
23:13She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
23:16How much is that doggy in the window?
23:18I do hope that doggy is for sale.
23:29How much is that doggy in the window?
23:33Yeah, nice.
23:35How much is that?
23:38How much is that?
23:40How much is that doggy in the window?
23:43How much is that doggy in the window?
23:44How much is that doggy in the window?
23:47So I go to work all day.
23:50I come home and you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
23:54I'm just creating content.
23:56There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
23:59There are flies buzzing around.
24:01I'm so sorry, Mr. Nate.
24:02Do not apologize, Juana.
24:04You're up to the two of us.
24:05She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
24:08Well, she's good at both.
24:09I'd pay her to do one.
24:11Get to work.
24:12Yes, Mr. Nate.
24:18How many times do we have to talk about this?
24:21I am in the real world making deals.
24:24If an investor comes across a video like this online,
24:26I'm a joke.
24:27People make money doing this.
24:29Think about what you're saying.
24:30What you're actually saying.
24:32How much is that doggie in the window?
24:34Who's the doggie?
24:36I'm a doggie.
24:37So you're for sale?
24:38No.
24:39No, but what you're saying is, you can buy me.
24:42It's just a funny video.
24:43Except you're not a doggie.
24:45You're a grown woman.
24:46So that makes you a what?
24:52A prostitute.
24:54No, I am not a prostitute.
24:56Then stop acting like you are.
24:58You are blowing this way out of proportion.
25:00I am growing my following.
25:01This brand might sponsor me.
25:03It's called monetization.
25:04Mm-hmm.
25:10Come.
25:13Just...
25:28You don't need to worry about money.
25:30I've got money.
25:31I have only remodeled the living room.
25:35The kitchen or the master-owned suite.
25:37Oh, man, you will.
25:39But right now, I'm investing in myself.
25:42In business.
25:44Oh, it takes money to make money.
25:47Money chip in.
25:48Oh.
25:57You've been a bad, bad dog.
26:01Mm-hmm.
26:04Let's go.
26:07Nate had taken over his dad's business.
26:10How about this?
26:11Just turn him on and pretend.
26:14Pretend do what?
26:15Work.
26:17You gotta put on a shower.
26:20All right, boss.
26:21But what he didn't realize
26:22is how fucking hard it is
26:25to build in Southern California.
26:27Their wedding was around the corner.
26:31And Cassie was dreaming big.
26:35Fuck.
26:38Fuck.
26:40Fuck.
26:41Fuck.
26:42Fuck.
26:42Fuck.
26:43Fuck.
26:43Fuck.
26:43Fuck.
26:43Fuck.
26:44Fuck.
26:48Fuck.
26:51Fuck.
26:51I got that hood, man!
26:52I got that hood, man!
26:53I got this a part of it.
26:54Don't give it a chance.
26:57Don't give it a chance.
27:01How's it going, man?
27:02I'm in the way.
27:02Nice to see you.
27:03What's going on?
27:04Thank you for coming out.
27:05I know.
27:06It's all happening.
27:07I got an 8 plus 1 couple ofios.
27:09I got the 8 plus 1.
27:10I was in the 2.
27:10I was in the 3.
27:13I got the 8 plus.
27:15you know how many baby boomers died today no six thousand boomer dies every
27:22fifteen seconds you fast forward ten years from now it's a tidal wave of
27:26death there's only two things certain in this life and that's death and taxes
27:31Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in
27:35California we're gonna offer dignity and care when these people need it most
27:40you don't have to sell me I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly
27:43before I invest in the second round smoothly yeah take a look at what we
27:48got going on here these guys have been here since the crack of dawn trust me
27:54Kurt we're gonna make it kill him if Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and
27:58could not post on social media castrate him he just doesn't get the online world
28:04people make so much money using it I don't want to fight about the prices of
28:08floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges I don't think you can make money
28:12that fast I mean you can't only fans not one see I used to think the same thing
28:18but I started reading and it's actually the biggest misconception I mean the
28:23platform's useful content communicate I'd be the one in charge are you really
28:28considering this I mean I wasn't until Nate started nickel and diming me so what
28:33would you be posting probably the same stuff that I've posted on this room so why would
28:41people pay for it form a deeper connection with me like imagine all the unhappy men in the world
28:48for just $50 they could get a personalized pick and text from me saying good morning handsome thinking
28:55about you say that's it people just want to feel special
29:06well good luck with Nate
29:10don't underestimate me
29:35are you seeing anyone
29:44you hear about Jules no don't tell her I told you but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby
29:57a sugar baby a hooker but there's a difference right sugar babies don't have to have sex
30:03it's like carrying a chef who doesn't cook you ready Maddie worked in management representing
30:09influencers and a few actors including Dylan Reed
30:18the heartthrob of Ellie Knight
30:24and action
30:38you're drunk
30:39how does that fill up the courage
30:46cut
30:50what if he kisses her and then says the line
30:53what if he kisses her and then says the line
30:54the kiss is the button
30:57let's try it
31:00spinner kiss her then the line
31:03okay
31:04and action
31:09you're drunk
31:13I just have to fill up the courage
31:18good note
31:20and cut
31:21where's my iced tea
31:23that was the day
31:24Lexi gained Dylan's respect
31:27hey Lisa
31:4890's job appeared more glamorous than it was
31:50most days she was stuck behind a desk
31:56it's Penzler's office this is Maddie speaking
32:00hi
32:00yeah excuse me
32:03I have Annie on line too
32:04I'll pay you
32:08darling how are you
32:10how's Guatemala
32:11I was just about to call you
32:19she had good relationships with the town
32:20how long do I have to stay at this thing
32:22stop putting you're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie
32:25do I have to stay for all of them
32:26tell me I'm fucking real
32:30a manager takes 10% of everything
32:36five grand for the night
32:41good money
32:43if you're Maddie's boss
32:47thank you
32:47thank you
32:49the first step I get
32:50right
32:51like I'm powerless
32:51so my addiction
32:52my life's manageable
32:53fine
32:54step two
32:55only a power greater than myself
32:57can storm the sanity
32:58fine
32:58I get it
32:59but step three
33:01I just
33:04that's hard
33:05why
33:07because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God
33:10easy
33:11you believe in something greater than yourself
33:13that something is God
33:14God is good
33:14that is that
33:15no I've never been into the whole believing in God thing
33:18you know
33:20I did meet this family
33:21and um
33:22they're super religious
33:23and just like
33:24so happy
33:26and it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something
33:29well religious people are happier
33:30that's a fact
33:31okay so what do I do
33:32just like pick up a Bible and start reading it
33:34that'll be a start
33:35hey but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there
33:37like what
33:38oh yeah like girls
33:39what does that have to do with anything
33:41well doesn't it say that like
33:42gays should be put to death
33:44that was like 3,000 years ago
33:45what so 3,000 years ago
33:46it was fine to like
33:47put the gays to death
33:48okay look
33:49you're talking about the Israelites
33:50they were on the run
33:51that was the main thing
33:52alright
33:52it wasn't time for any type of distraction
33:54so being gay is a distraction
33:55if you're running from the Egyptian army
33:56fuck yeah
33:56it's a distraction
33:57ain't no time for sex
33:58yeah but it specifically calls out gay sex
34:02they didn't want men fucking men
34:04alright
34:04okay
34:04they didn't say nothing about women
34:07hold on
34:08it kind of makes sense though
34:09because the men had to focus back then
34:11alright
34:11the survival of the people
34:12was this thing
34:13okay so if two men got caught kissing
34:14they just
34:15kill
34:16oh my god
34:16what are you writing a romance novel
34:18it says men who lay with men
34:20you're talking about butt sex
34:22yo
34:23I don't know nothing about butt sex
34:25but I do know that war
34:26ain't the time for butt sex
34:30this is before the invention of soap
34:32germ theory
34:33antibiotic
34:33yay okay
34:34you gotta have ground rules rule
34:37I get it
34:38okay what I'm saying is
34:39you could spend all day
34:40picking apart these books
34:41what about this
34:42what about that
34:43all kinds of mis-translations
34:45you know
34:45just taking everything out of context
34:47you either have faith
34:48or you don't have faith
34:49otherwise you can argue about this shit forever
34:54okay I'm sold
34:56I'm making the decision
34:57God be my witness
34:59and I'm gonna read the bible
35:00okay
35:01and when I do
35:02I'm gonna read every word
35:03as absolute fact
35:04god damn
35:05you ain't gotta be so extreme about it
35:07no no
35:07Ali you said it yourself
35:08either you believe
35:08or you don't believe
35:09right
35:10so I'm choosing to believe
35:16the miracles have begun
35:18amen
35:19hallelujah
35:24all right
35:32the first book of Moses
35:34called Genesis
35:39in the beginning
35:40God created the heavens
35:43and the earth
35:44the earth
35:45was without form
35:47and void
35:47and darkness
35:49was on the face
35:50of the deep
35:50and the spirit of God
35:53was hovering
35:54over the face
35:55of the waters
35:56then God said
35:59let there be light
36:06and there was light
36:11hello
36:12you're a retard
36:13Laurie needs you
36:14uh yeah
36:15I'll see you tomorrow
36:33you're a retard
36:37you're a retard
36:38you're a retard
36:40you're a retard
37:02Yo. Hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
37:07Wait, me? Really?
37:08Yeah, yeah.
37:09Are you sure?
37:10Mm-hmm.
37:11Okay.
37:11Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
37:16I'm making a chicken dinner.
37:18You know, it's a failure.
37:20You know, just the two of us.
37:22Really sweet.
37:26Faye, hurry the fuck up!
37:36Ta-da!
37:38Good job.
37:43What's my book?
37:45How much do you hear?
37:53Can't you he?
37:56Let's go!
37:58Ah!
37:59Ah!
38:00Ah!
38:01Ah!
38:02Ah!
38:03Ah!
38:03Ah!
38:04Ah!
38:05Ah!
39:20Hey, man.
39:21Uh, Alamo?
39:36Is there anywhere I could take a leap?
39:40Inside, upstairs.
39:42Take a right, then a left.
39:46And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
39:50Yeah.
39:51Yeah, for sure.
39:59And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
40:05You're not supposed to.
40:08Oh, my God.
40:38The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
40:46I got lucky, man.
40:48Is that what you call it?
40:57Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
40:59Yes, up the stairs to the right.
41:25Oh shit, sorry.
41:26I don't know.
41:26Oh shit, sorry.
41:37Actually, could you help me?
41:40Yeah, of course I can. Yeah, no problem.
41:43Thank you so much.
41:44Yeah.
41:54I'm still sore for my boot job, so it's...
41:57Oh yeah?
41:57It's a little bit difficult.
42:00Well...
42:02If it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
42:07You think so?
42:08Hell yeah!
42:09Alright, there you go.
42:10Are you cute?
42:11No problem.
42:13So...
42:13How do you know Elmo?
42:15Oh!
42:17Oh!
42:20Marco!
42:22Marco!
42:23Marco!
42:25Marco!
42:52Let's go.
43:13Let's go.
43:36You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
43:43I'm so sorry.
43:58I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
44:14This is my little slice of heaven.
44:16Now, what's all these girls?
44:19Demons.
44:21Ask as I hand select them.
44:23Oh yeah?
44:24What business are you in?
44:26What business are you in?
44:27FBI?
44:28No, I'm just curious.
44:34I collect the most sought after resource on God's green earth.
44:39More valuable than gold, oil, and uranium combined.
44:46I'm in the business of pussy.
44:49No shit, my men.
44:52Hell yeah.
44:56See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
45:00I've seen it.
45:02Pussy.
45:04That thing between your legs.
45:06Got a Mr. Powell.
45:07So I figured, I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
45:14Ka-ching.
45:16Ka-ching.
45:19Got a motherfucking chin.
45:22Oh man, well I came to the right fucking house then.
45:25That's right.
45:26I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
45:29I own and operate five of the dirtiest.
45:32There's thelectable strip clubs in the state of California.
45:35Fully nude.
45:37And I always nude.
45:39Ain't that right, B?
45:41Yes.
45:43Okay, I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here.
45:48That's like my dream job.
45:49Oh.
45:50What?
45:51You wanna be a hulk?
45:53No man, no, no, no.
45:54I mean like, helping out in a club, you know.
45:58Like, uh, troubleshooting.
46:02Troubleshooting?
46:04Or troublemaking?
46:05Hmm?
46:06Me a little bit of both.
46:07I see.
46:08You're a gay one, huh?
46:15I'll bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
46:18What?
46:20You see me?
46:21You got a freak-up in here.
46:23I'm begging you.
46:25Hire me.
46:26Come on, man.
46:27Please.
46:29Don't you work for that crack-a-lar?
46:30Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
46:36Well, little lady.
46:38That's the beauty of this country.
46:39What we call America.
46:43Anyone can reinvent themselves.
46:47That's right, baby.
46:48That's right.
46:49That's right.
46:50That's right.
46:51Yo daddy.
46:53Does he always like this?
46:54Look away.
46:55Oh.
46:57Okay.
46:58Okay.
46:58That's right.
47:33How's it good?
47:36It's good.
47:38Great.
47:43Are you happy?
47:46Yeah.
47:48Good.
47:51So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
47:58What part?
48:01Florals?
48:02Jeez, it's gone.
48:04So, I have an idea.
48:06I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
48:09Will you just listen?
48:10$2,000.
48:11I understand.
48:12$5,000?
48:13Fine.
48:14$50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
48:19That's insane.
48:20Well, I might have a solution.
48:26And is it less flowers?
48:28No.
48:29Is there less money?
48:32No.
48:33And there's no discussion?
48:38What if I paid for the flowers?
48:44You don't have any money.
48:47I can make it.
48:50Doing what?
48:53So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
48:59And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
49:06How?
49:10OnlyFans.
49:18The porn website.
49:19No, that's a common misconception about the platform.
49:22You actually just...
49:23You want to do porn.
49:26Well, if you would just let me finish.
49:28It's really fascinating.
49:30You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
49:35I will if I have to.
49:37I will if I have to.
49:41Absolutely not.
49:43No.
49:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
49:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
49:58So what are you trying to say?
50:00That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
50:11I'm treading water right now.
50:14I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
50:18I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
50:23And Kurt...
50:24Well, I'm just not sure if now is the right time to invest.
50:28Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
50:32Baby.
50:33Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
50:36It doesn't feel that way.
50:40I just need to get to the starting line.
50:43What about the starting line?
50:43What about the finish line?
50:44It's in view.
50:45It is in view.
50:46We are so close.
50:47We're so close.
50:51This is going to be our moment.
50:52My moment is walking down that aisle.
50:55I'm surrounded by my friends.
50:58Family.
51:01And $50,000 worth of flowers.
51:23What kind of pictures are we talking about?
51:26Pretty ones.
51:28Yes.
51:29Yes.
51:30Yes.
51:32Yes.
51:45You promised me you're not going to show those in your pretty face at the same time.
51:56Yes.
52:11Just lays with Fentanyl.
52:24She sent you?
52:27Sabotage my shit.
52:28Is that what she did?
52:29She put your ass up to this?
52:30I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
52:33I didn't pack it.
52:34I didn't open it.
52:34I had no idea.
52:37I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I say here?
52:41You tell me.
52:43It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but I just, when we were talking, I thought that,
52:52I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
52:56Yeah?
52:57Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
53:01She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines
53:05and going across the border.
53:06It's fucking hell on earth.
53:08It's over some shit I did in high school.
53:09Wait, wait, how?
53:10Did she just say fucking high school?
53:12Nigga, I'm not.
53:13She talking about high school.
53:14Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school, and then, like, my mom found it, and she flushed
53:18it down the toilet.
53:19I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hit it better, but the
53:23point is, Lori came back, and she said that I owed her $100,000, and I have been paying
53:27for that single fucking mistake ever since.
53:32So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself, I
53:38thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
53:43Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward
53:48to, or, like, some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my
53:59own little-sized habit.
54:05So you believe in God?
54:09Yes, sir.
54:15Let's see if he believes in you.
55:04If I were you, I'd stay real still.
55:28Oh, my God.
55:55Oh, my God.
56:00Oh, my God.
56:44Oh, my God.
57:25Oh, my God.
57:34Oh, my God.
57:47Oh, my God.
57:52Oh, my God.
58:11Oh, my God.
58:18Oh, my God.
58:23Oh, my God.
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