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00:00:00Do it like this, do it like that
00:00:03You better watch us
00:00:04You're staring, you like what you see?
00:00:07Maybe
00:00:16When are you going to tell me you really are?
00:00:18You know who I really am
00:00:19I'm ValleyQueen33
00:00:22Such a dumb username
00:00:23Oh okay guacamolewizard275
00:00:26Don't talk to me about dumb usernames
00:00:28You know you're lucky you're cute
00:00:29You don't even know what I look like
00:00:31Oh I would if you agreed to meet me in person
00:00:33Or at least a photo
00:00:37Maybe someday
00:00:42Crap I'm late
00:00:44Good luck scholarship queen
00:00:48Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my name
00:00:55In the game of castle claimers
00:00:58I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight
00:01:01But on my first day at Edmunds Academy
00:01:03I feel like a peasant
00:01:06Watch it, this isn't public school
00:01:11Forget your training wheels
00:01:14At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day
00:01:28Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car
00:01:32No
00:01:34God, my knight's special talisman
00:01:37Ruined
00:01:44He's so hot
00:01:45Hey, I told you to stop the car
00:01:52Oh my god, he's cold
00:01:54He's so hot
00:01:59Hey
00:02:00What is wrong with you?
00:02:02Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:05Hey, I see you now, new girl
00:02:06What do you want me to sign?
00:02:09What are you talking about?
00:02:11Why?
00:02:13I thought you were one of my fans
00:02:15No, I'm not one of your fans
00:02:18You just broke something that's really important to me
00:02:21Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, player cop
00:02:23Okay
00:02:26You should know that
00:02:27I don't know who you are
00:02:29But you were a
00:02:30You were a
00:02:34Asshole
00:02:39Alright
00:02:41I broke something of yours
00:02:43Sure, but
00:02:44Hey
00:02:45You got my attention
00:02:49So, in that case, we're even
00:02:56Don't do it, Hayley
00:02:59Have a good day
00:03:03Don't do it
00:03:10Oh, fuck
00:03:13Now we're even
00:03:14My last thought better not be broken
00:03:16I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:24You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:27You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:29I'm going to make every classroom
00:03:32Every hallway
00:03:34And every rumor
00:03:35In this school
00:03:36Your personal nightmare
00:03:38I'm going to make your life a living hell
00:03:41What's going on?
00:03:42Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:44Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:45Yeah, idiot
00:03:46I can see that
00:03:49Just met an unhinged person
00:03:51Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:03:54Same
00:03:55Ran into a certified asshole
00:03:58Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:02Cole, do you need help?
00:04:03I can help you
00:04:07The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:08This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:12But he's not your Cole
00:04:13Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:15He's not yet
00:04:19Hi
00:04:20I'm Jen
00:04:21And this is Lindsay
00:04:23Hi
00:04:25I'm Haley
00:04:25So nice to meet you
00:04:27You have first day jitters
00:04:28It's totally understandable
00:04:29We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:31And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:33Come in
00:04:35Bye bye
00:04:35Let's go
00:04:40There you go
00:04:41Thanks so much
00:04:50Aw, you're welcome, new girl
00:05:06Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:14Guacamole wizard
00:05:15Wow
00:05:16What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:19It's going back
00:05:20Give it back
00:05:21Hold on
00:05:24Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:26You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:28Send
00:05:29Here
00:05:29Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:34So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:37I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:39At least check on me
00:05:40Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:42Ah, chill, please
00:05:47No way
00:05:48What is it?
00:05:49Oh, the old queen goes to the school
00:05:57Please ignore that
00:05:58Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:01Send
00:06:05What is wrong with you?
00:06:07You messed with Cole Edmunds
00:06:08And you're going to mess with me
00:06:10Edmunds?
00:06:11What?
00:06:12You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:14Wow
00:06:15You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:19Stop recording me
00:06:22Jen is a new girl
00:06:23Wait
00:06:25Is a new girl
00:06:26Valley queen?
00:06:29There's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:31Could it be
00:06:32Jen?
00:06:35Ew
00:06:39Your enemy is our enemy Cole
00:06:41And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:44No chances, Jen
00:06:46So is it
00:06:48She does look kind of cute
00:06:57Please ignore that
00:06:58Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:01What was I thinking?
00:07:03Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:08Hey there, buttercup
00:07:10Keep walking, Hayley
00:07:11Just keep walking
00:07:13You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:16My name's Hayley
00:07:17Well, Hayley
00:07:19I think you, uh
00:07:21You used to spot on your upper lip right there
00:07:26What a coincidence
00:07:27So did you
00:07:28Hell no
00:07:32Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:33I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:36You're just a man-child
00:07:37Follicle issues
00:07:41Whoever ends up with her
00:07:43Must have failed an eye exam
00:07:57I was so relieved to see you
00:07:59Something happened and I lost the game
00:08:01I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:03I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:06And what is this?
00:08:08What I think it is
00:08:09Is I want to be with you
00:08:12And you want to be with me
00:08:14As more than just friends
00:08:16Oh, thank God
00:08:18I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:20You're
00:08:21I so
00:08:21Like, I like you so much
00:08:23Okay, well
00:08:24Since we're dating now
00:08:25Um
00:08:27I'm ready
00:08:28To send my photo
00:08:29Wait, really?
00:08:31Yeah
00:08:32Get ready
00:08:38Okay
00:08:40No face
00:08:41Just the boobs
00:08:42Is
00:08:44Don't look at me
00:08:45Shut up for viable, are we?
00:08:47I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:08:49Get out
00:08:50Now
00:08:50Fine
00:08:52Out
00:08:53Damn it
00:08:58Come on
00:09:26You're helping me
00:09:27Yeah, well
00:09:28I didn't point on it
00:09:29But here we are
00:09:30Excuse you
00:09:31These boobs are for someone else
00:09:32I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:09:34That is
00:09:35Shocking
00:09:36Yeah, actually
00:09:37And he'd probably kill you right now
00:09:39If you saw him for flirting with me
00:09:40Flirting?
00:09:41Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:09:42I've got a girlfriend too
00:09:43My thoughts and prayers to her
00:09:44Hmm, funny
00:09:46Okay, well
00:09:47Can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:09:49And go her separate ways?
00:09:50Fine by me
00:09:54Oh, no
00:09:56A lot of the purple bra, by the way
00:09:58I like it in a weird way
00:10:00I mean, I don't even know what I thought
00:10:01But
00:10:02You know
00:10:03Power theory
00:10:03Okay
00:10:04Would you just get out of here?
00:10:14Jen
00:10:15Red alert
00:10:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:10:18I think it's time to take drastic action
00:10:23Don't be a coward
00:10:24Just send it
00:10:25Jen
00:10:30Oh my god
00:10:32Here goes nothing
00:10:40Still no response?
00:10:42Don't freak out
00:10:43He's probably just busy
00:10:48Give it back
00:10:49Why?
00:10:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:10:53Oh
00:10:53This is actually a really good photo
00:10:54Honestly, it's so good
00:10:56That I think the whole school should see it
00:10:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:10:59Mm-hmm
00:11:00Got it
00:11:02What are you doing?
00:11:14Oh my god
00:11:15Oh my god
00:11:19Oh my god
00:11:30¿Qué pasa?
00:11:30Oh, shit.
00:11:32Oh.
00:11:33Yo, what's going on?
00:11:35Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:11:37What?
00:11:37Yeah.
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00:17:03¡Gracias por ver el futuro!
00:17:09¡Oh, hola!
00:17:11¡I'm Hayley!
00:17:12¡Yes!
00:17:14¡So nice to meet you!
00:17:16¡God!
00:17:17¡I'd give anything just to hear her say my name!
00:17:20¡But the moment she knows,
00:17:21¡I lose her forever!
00:17:25¡Thank you for the flowers!
00:17:27¡You're so nice!
00:17:32¡Guacamole Wizard!
00:17:33¡Fail!
00:17:37¡Guacamole Wizard!
00:17:39¡Ew!
00:17:41¡You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bet it!
00:17:45¡Maybe he's married!
00:17:46¡Or maybe he's fat!
00:17:48¡And maybe he's sitting on his bike video!
00:17:51¡I don't want any more trouble!
00:17:54¡Why is Guacamole Wizard still not here?
00:17:57¡Oh, no!
00:17:58¡We're not here to give you any trouble!
00:17:59¡We just noticed that you didn't have any fun!
00:18:01¡And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich!
00:18:05¡Eat it!
00:18:19¡I called me!
00:18:20¡So you thought that you could just humiliate me
00:18:22in front of the entire school?
00:18:25¡You're a maid's daughter!
00:18:26¡So you can go ahead and eat trash!
00:18:29¡Guacamole Wizard!
00:18:30¡Where are you?
00:18:32¡Oh, and by the way!
00:18:33¡Cole's not going to come save you!
00:18:35¡Because after all, he's rich!
00:18:37¡Like me!
00:18:41¡I'm nothing like you!
00:18:47¡Yeah, I'm nothing like you!
00:18:50¡Cole's not going to come save you!
00:18:51¡Why is he always here when I need help?
00:18:54¡Pick it up!
00:18:56¡Cole, we were kidding!
00:18:57¡It's ketchup!
00:18:58¡Pick that bloody thing up!
00:19:04¡Cole de tu madre!
00:19:04¡Cole, you're going to record this!
00:19:13¡Din't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore!
00:19:16¡Don't think he got pleasure, sure!
00:19:17¡So tell your mom how fucked up you are!
00:19:20¡You're going to hold that thing next to your face
00:19:22and do what I say!
00:19:25I
00:19:26Will leave Hayley alone
00:19:30I will leave Hayley alone
00:19:36Yeah
00:19:36Let's go
00:19:39What are you looking at?
00:19:43Got it
00:19:44Let's go
00:19:53Um, thank you
00:19:55Wow
00:19:57Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:20:01Why do you keep following me around?
00:20:03I just
00:20:05I happen to see you
00:20:07Were you waiting on someone?
00:20:09Yeah
00:20:10My boyfriend actually
00:20:14Well he
00:20:16He kind of stood me up so
00:20:18Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:20:21Maybe you got into an accident
00:20:24Coal, are you being nice to me?
00:20:27You thought we were enemies
00:20:29I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying though
00:20:32So
00:20:32Am I that annoying?
00:20:34Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:20:36Are you trying to play with my feelings, Coal Edmonds?
00:20:39Because it's not going to work
00:20:40I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:20:48How'd that online boyfriend news make you fall for her?
00:20:54He
00:20:55He
00:20:55He makes me feel safe
00:20:58You wouldn't understand me though
00:21:04You understand better than you think
00:21:07Cole understands me better than I think
00:21:11I see
00:21:14Why you touch on my booth
00:21:25If you keep staring I'm going to think you like what you see
00:21:29No, my
00:21:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:21:36In the game
00:21:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:21:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:21:50He loves a lot on the game too
00:21:53I can see why he likes you
00:22:04I can't do this
00:22:07I love my boyfriend
00:22:09And you will never understand that
00:22:11He's
00:22:11Smart
00:22:12And he's kind
00:22:13And
00:22:14He loves me for who I am
00:22:16That is so much more important to me
00:22:19Than whatever this is between us
00:22:21I wish I could just tell her right now
00:22:31Wait, it couldn't be
00:22:35Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:22:40There's nothing
00:22:42Cole, who are you?
00:22:46What was that notification on your phone?
00:22:48It was my dad telling me my car
00:22:50I got done getting waxed
00:22:52Champagne problems, huh?
00:22:56You live such a tough life
00:23:01What was I thinking?
00:23:03We are from two different worlds
00:23:05He just wants to play with me
00:23:06But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:23:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:23:16I
00:23:17Got into a car accident
00:23:18Really?
00:23:19Are you okay?
00:23:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:23:22He was right
00:23:23Who?
00:23:24Nobody
00:23:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:23:26I want to come visit you
00:23:28No, no, you can't
00:23:29I look miserable now
00:23:31You need to see me in style
00:23:33Fine, if you say so
00:23:34So
00:23:35Are we going to prom together?
00:23:38Hell yeah, we are
00:23:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:23:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:24:04Oh, you
00:24:05Oh, me
00:24:07Why is she so lucky?
00:24:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:24:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:24:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:24:17Because you don't do any homework
00:24:24You finished it?
00:24:26It's okay
00:24:27We'll get to know each other more
00:24:29I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:24:30I'm curious about you, though
00:24:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:24:36What is he trying to do?
00:24:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:24:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:24:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:24:57So
00:24:58Are you going to prom?
00:24:59Eh, I do well
00:25:01I don't know
00:25:02So you have a date
00:25:05Or shall I say a victim?
00:25:06Are you jealous of me?
00:25:08Me?
00:25:09Jealous?
00:25:10No, why would I be jealous?
00:25:11Oh, because I think you're so secretly about me
00:25:14You are so full of yourself
00:25:16You can do this on your own
00:25:17Yeah
00:25:20No way
00:25:22It's a self-locking door
00:25:23Really?
00:25:25This woman's going to be back in an hour
00:25:26I'm sure you'll be fine
00:25:27I'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:25:30Okay, sorry
00:25:31Am I that bad?
00:25:32I think maybe we can pick up
00:25:34Where we left off
00:25:35Or
00:25:36Maybe trust me and me
00:25:38We're keeping our distance this time, actually
00:25:40Yeah
00:25:51That was my first kiss
00:25:55My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:25:57It was supposed to be special at prom
00:25:59And not just bumping lips
00:26:12You're really good at this
00:26:14Why don't you regret it?
00:26:16You know
00:26:18We can do more if you want
00:26:32Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think
00:26:38So you want me
00:26:42I think you know what y'all want me
00:26:48Do you want me?
00:26:50I want you
00:26:56Oh shit
00:27:00Anyone in here?
00:27:03Oh my god
00:27:04How long have you two been in here?
00:27:06I really need to change this lock
00:27:08Are you two okay?
00:27:10Um
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:11Yeah, we're good
00:27:12We're all good
00:27:14Nice
00:27:21Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:27:23What didn't happen?
00:27:24Hey, wait
00:27:25It's just hormones
00:27:27Jake
00:27:28Can you still play after your accident?
00:27:31Relax
00:27:31I'm not
00:27:32Dad
00:27:32Wait
00:27:33Car accident?
00:27:34Guacamole wizard?
00:27:40I gotta go
00:27:49Guacamole wizard?
00:27:51Huh?
00:27:54Are you all better after your car accident?
00:27:56Do I know you?
00:27:58Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:00Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:02Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:05You're crushing your soda can
00:28:08She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:28:10She was in a real car accident
00:28:12And according to you, so is Guacamole wizard
00:28:14I don't think this anymore
00:28:16Cole
00:28:16Wait
00:28:19Oh shit
00:28:24What's up, guys?
00:28:26Um
00:28:27We were just chatting
00:28:28Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:28:32Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:28:35Hey
00:28:35I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:28:39They're your favorite
00:28:40Right?
00:28:43How did you know that?
00:28:45Tough day, huh?
00:28:45There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:28:47They're my favorite
00:28:49He couldn't be Cole
00:28:52Could he?
00:28:58The truth is, um
00:28:59A dickhead?
00:29:02When you honestly get out of here, bro
00:29:03You came to my table, bro
00:29:05And knocked my ball away
00:29:09There it goes again
00:29:14Cole is jealous
00:29:16We got a problem here, Cole?
00:29:18We don't have a problem
00:29:19We don't have a problem
00:29:21Right?
00:29:22Tell Cole to get my ball
00:29:23And we don't have a problem
00:29:25Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:29:30I have the ball now
00:29:31Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:29:35Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:29:38Maybe I can use that
00:29:42Jake!
00:29:43Hey!
00:29:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:29:49Wait, seriously?
00:29:49Yeah, just one little catch
00:29:51You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:29:56All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:29:59If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:03I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:30:06But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:30:11You've literally been starting for five minutes
00:30:12I'm thinking
00:30:13About the report or about him?
00:30:15Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:30:17We literally made out of a sore dream
00:30:20Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:30:22No, you don't
00:30:23How do you know that?
00:30:24You're going to prom with someone else
00:30:26Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:30:28You have no idea
00:30:34Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:30:50Hayley, someone's here to see you
00:31:04Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:07Too cheesy?
00:31:08No, it's cute
00:31:11The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:31:13He is Guacamole Wizard
00:31:15So, um, what do you think?
00:31:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:31:20I...
00:31:21I should feel happy
00:31:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:31:27Hey, are we not?
00:31:31Hey, are we not?
00:31:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:31:35My problem here, dude
00:31:36Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:31:38And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:31:41Wow
00:31:42That is some weak shit, man
00:31:44Huh?
00:31:45That's weak shit?
00:31:46Is this weak shit?
00:31:50Oh my god
00:31:58Wow
00:31:59He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:16New couple alert?
00:32:18Fuck off, Jen
00:32:20Why do you hate me so much, Guel?
00:32:22You and I, we're not that different
00:32:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:32:26I think that we would make a great match
00:32:28Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:32:31Oh, I might say yes
00:32:35Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:39Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:32:41We're both hot
00:32:42And we're both rich
00:32:44And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so
00:32:48Oh, we're manic
00:32:49I think I'll pass
00:32:52You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:32:56Oh, here they come
00:32:59If I message Quarkamole Wizard
00:33:01I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:33:05What should we wear to prom?
00:33:07And the Dean's List
00:33:17I'll talk to you later
00:33:18I'll see you around school, okay?
00:33:20Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:33:21Bye
00:33:22He's so different
00:33:24Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:33:29Haley?
00:33:38Oh, jeez
00:33:40Here, I'll get it
00:33:46Yeah, I know
00:33:52Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:33:55I don't care
00:33:56I do care
00:33:59Here we are
00:34:16You don't go to prom with Jake
00:34:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:34:20He doesn't even know you
00:34:22And you do?
00:34:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:34:25That's something I've only ever talked about
00:34:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:34:31I noticed it at lunch
00:34:33The first day
00:34:35You were watching me?
00:34:37Just don't go to prom and shake
00:34:54Move!
00:34:56Colt is talking to Haley again
00:34:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:35:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:35:04Obviously I do
00:35:05Okay, then break them up
00:35:07Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:35:08Um, what do I do?
00:35:11I've got a few ideas
00:35:17Hey, look, look
00:35:20Someone will take you to prom
00:35:21Alright, I promise
00:35:22Yeah?
00:35:23Really, like who?
00:35:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:35:26Except for Jake
00:35:28And you, but you're not asking me
00:35:32Hey
00:35:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:35:35Hey, Hal
00:35:36Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:35:41The other night
00:35:42Yeah, it was
00:35:45So
00:35:46Sexy
00:35:47You're so sexy
00:35:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:35:53I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:35:55But she's my prom date
00:36:01And she's a real tiger in the pit room
00:36:05Oh, shit, look
00:36:07Oh, shit
00:36:08Oh, shit
00:36:09Oh, shit
00:36:11Oh, shit
00:36:16Oh, shit
00:36:17Oh, shit
00:36:17Oh, my God
00:36:25Stop, guys, stop it
00:36:27Stop, stop
00:36:28What the hell is going on over there?
00:36:33Shit
00:36:34I've gotta save Cole, I mean Jake, I've gotta save Jake
00:36:43Oh my god, Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry
00:36:47Hey Lee Rock, that's detention, after school, don't be late
00:37:09¿Qué es lo que hiciste aquí?
00:37:11¿Vale a keep'em company?
00:37:14¿Qué es lo que se puede hacer hasta que te salga de mi casa?
00:37:18La locura, eso fue un accidente.
00:37:21Oh, claro.
00:37:24Así, tú y Jake, ¿no?
00:37:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:32Good.
00:37:34And the thought of that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:37:40Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:37:43I could kill him.
00:37:47Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:37:52Okay, fine. I won't.
00:37:56Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:01Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:38:11Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:38:24Oh my god.
00:38:31Oh my god.
00:38:33Oh my god.
00:38:33Oh my god.
00:38:33Oh my god.
00:38:34I tripped.
00:38:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:37Okay.
00:38:37What?
00:38:38It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:38:43They're dead.
00:38:45They're both dead.
00:38:47Oh.
00:38:48How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:38:53Oh.
00:38:54What are you...
00:38:55Are you almost crying?
00:38:57It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:01Jen, what's going on over there?
00:39:10No, what's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:39:17This woman's burning.
00:39:19Mr. Edmonds.
00:39:20Oh, please.
00:39:20It's baking soda and water.
00:39:21You're fine.
00:39:22Detention.
00:39:23Today, after school.
00:39:25Shit.
00:39:38Jake, hey.
00:39:39Oh, uh, sorry.
00:39:41Gotta get to student council.
00:39:45Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:39:47The rice trick?
00:39:51Yeah.
00:39:53You don't know about the...
00:39:56Come on.
00:40:09Hey, um, Ella.
00:40:12It's Emma.
00:40:14Yeah, that's what I said.
00:40:15Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:40:26Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:40:28We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:40:32No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:40:35It means...
00:40:35It means I can't...
00:40:37Can't what?
00:40:41I talked to a friend online.
00:40:44He's really important to me.
00:40:48And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:01You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravado.
00:41:09Okay, okay.
00:41:10I get it.
00:41:14You're kind of sweet.
00:41:20Hey, look at that.
00:41:22Oh my god.
00:41:23Oh my god.
00:41:27You're a miracle worker.
00:41:34Oh, what is taking so long?
00:41:36You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:41:39Shut up, Ella.
00:41:40It's Emma.
00:41:41Whatever.
00:41:42Whatever.
00:41:48Oh my god.
00:41:52Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:41:59How are things in the castle?
00:42:06Valley whore?
00:42:07What are they talking about?
00:42:11What are they talking about?
00:42:12What are they talking about?
00:42:14What are they talking about?
00:42:15What are they talking about?
00:42:24Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:42:27Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:42:31Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:42:34Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:42:37Yeah, hey, valley whore.
00:42:39Show him what you really like.
00:42:59Here you go.
00:43:01Here, this is for you.
00:43:06Oh, do you like what I've done at the place?
00:43:08You hacked my laptop?
00:43:11Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:43:13It was that kid, Ella.
00:43:14But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:43:16What kind of insult is sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:43:20What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:43:21No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:43:23Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:43:28Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:43:56Stop it!
00:43:57Stop!
00:43:57¡Stop!
00:44:01I thought I said the janitor's in time.
00:44:06Jake!
00:44:07Hey.
00:44:10Now's the time.
00:44:11Tell them.
00:44:13Tell them what?
00:44:14That you're guacamole wizard.
00:44:17Who's guacamole wizard?
00:44:20Here you go.
00:44:23Oh, God.
00:44:24Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:44:27Oh, sweetie.
00:44:29I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:44:32What?
00:44:33Why would you do that?
00:44:34Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:44:35Why do you think I would do that?
00:44:38Jake, is this true?
00:44:40Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:44:44Sorry.
00:44:45It was nothing personal?
00:44:52Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:44:55Oh!
00:44:56Oh!
00:45:00All right, all right, all right.
00:45:02Enough.
00:45:03What in the world is going on here?
00:45:05Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:07That's all him.
00:45:08Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:45:15Let me get this straight.
00:45:17You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:45:20It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:45:22It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:45:24Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:45:27Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:45:30You think that's what it could be?
00:45:32Who cares?
00:45:33I care.
00:45:34And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:45:37So you're taking her to prom.
00:45:39What?
00:45:40Not over my dead body.
00:45:41Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:45:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:45:46No, no, please don't.
00:45:48Please.
00:45:48Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:45:51Max's dad called.
00:45:52He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:45:54You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:45:57End of discussion.
00:46:04Come on, you big coward.
00:46:06Message him.
00:46:07Just do it, just do it.
00:46:11You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:46:20I could never think that.
00:46:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:46:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:46:31I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:46:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:46:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:46:53Okay.
00:46:54You got this Haley.
00:46:56Just take a deep breath.
00:46:58You got this.
00:46:59You got this.
00:47:01You got this.
00:47:03You look beautiful.
00:47:07Thank you, mom.
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00:50:52I hate all of it.
00:50:54I don't want any part of it.
00:50:57So Cole,
00:50:58go with your dad.
00:51:01Hayley.
00:51:05Fuck this.
00:51:10No laptop and no phone
00:51:12for a week. Ever since mom died
00:51:14you've turned into this cold patriarch.
00:51:16Hayley, no dad's real love.
00:51:17Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:51:18I promised your mother I would
00:51:21make you a success, son.
00:51:23Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:51:32Hi Hayley, I'm Emma.
00:51:35I know who you are.
00:51:36Right. I just felt
00:51:38kind of bad that I accidentally
00:51:40helped Jen ruin your life, so
00:51:42I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:51:45Goodness new.
00:51:50Oh wow.
00:51:52Thanks Emma.
00:51:53Okay, bye.
00:51:59One down, one to go.
00:52:02You're so cool.
00:52:03I know Emma.
00:52:04Wanna go to prom?
00:52:06Why not?
00:52:08Let's get these lovers together.
00:52:09I got it.
00:52:15Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:52:16Hi Max.
00:52:17And Max's friend.
00:52:19Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:52:21Cole's grounded.
00:52:22Oh, he is?
00:52:24But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:52:27What can I say, Max?
00:52:29Actions have consequences.
00:52:31Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:52:33Well, that really sucks.
00:52:35Because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:52:39We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:52:42Cole?
00:52:43My son Cole?
00:52:45Reviewing budgets.
00:52:46He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:52:49Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:52:51We just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:52:53so we can get back to his very important
00:52:55and very respectable budgetary work.
00:53:07Go away!
00:53:12Max, what...
00:53:13What are you guys doing here?
00:53:14Happy birthday, Cole.
00:53:16I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:53:19Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:53:20What? What's going on?
00:53:22Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:53:24You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:53:26You can be together.
00:53:27Just log into this stupid game
00:53:29and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:53:32No.
00:53:33I'll tell her myself.
00:53:35Stick me in your car.
00:53:43Welcome to the wizard.
00:53:47Mom, I'm fine.
00:53:48I just need some time alone.
00:53:57Open the door.
00:53:59Open the door.
00:54:00Wait, what?
00:54:01He's here?
00:54:09It's you.
00:54:12Should I give you this to your mom?
00:54:16Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:54:19My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:54:24I was.
00:54:24Look, I got my inheritance.
00:54:26And I can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose.
00:54:41Here we are.
00:54:43I understand that this changes things.
00:54:46If you don't love me the way you do, you love Glockamore Wizard, but I need you to know I
00:54:53love you.
00:55:06Nicole, I love you.
00:55:08You do?
00:55:10Yes, you idiot.
00:55:11I've loved you for months.
00:55:13I mean, this whole Glockamore Wizard thing was so confusing though,
00:55:17because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:55:20But you're him.
00:55:21You didn't expect her.
00:55:24I...
00:55:24I mean...
00:55:25I...
00:55:26I always hoped it was you.
00:55:29Until you hoped?
00:55:31Yes.
00:55:32I hoped it was you.
00:55:34You were always there for me.
00:55:38You hadn't.
00:55:40You're really fucking hot.
00:55:46Hey, um...
00:55:47One of those things I said we could do.
00:55:50Huh?
00:55:50I don't.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:55Take my clothes off.
00:55:57Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:56:02Okay, so...
00:56:03What do you think?
00:56:0510 out of 10.
00:56:06Oh.
00:56:07Yeah.
00:56:07What do again?
00:56:09I'll get sex for sex with me specifically.
00:56:11I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:56:14Alright.
00:56:15Alright, that's fair.
00:56:16I'll, uh...
00:56:18I'll, uh...
00:56:18I'll take that as a one.
00:56:23What is my life now?
00:56:25Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:56:28Hmm...
00:56:28Oh God, no.
00:56:29I...
00:56:29I fully expect you to...
00:56:31continue to berate me endlessly.
00:56:34And I'll just...
00:56:35I'm just lost behind it.
00:56:37There's always been lost behind it.
00:56:38I'll ask you a minute now.
00:56:40Stop.
00:56:41Stop it.
00:56:44Um...
00:56:45Say...
00:56:46Isn't Promenade?
00:56:48I think you know if it's Promenade.
00:56:51Okay.
00:56:52Well...
00:56:53But...
00:56:53The real question is...
00:56:54Do you got a date?
00:56:57Cole, are you asking me to prong?
00:57:00Oh...
00:57:00I would've asked you earlier.
00:57:01But...
00:57:02Jay kind of beat me to the chair.
00:57:03Oh God, please don't mention his name again.
00:57:05I don't want to hear it.
00:57:07Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:57:09But I don't even have a dress.
00:57:12Wait here.
00:57:16I just slept with Cole Edmonds.
00:57:18And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:57:20Who would've guessed?
00:57:26I thought...
00:57:27Only the best for my princess.
00:57:29Where did you get that?
00:57:32Uh...
00:57:32I might've gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:57:36Might've wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:57:42Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:57:48Mr. Edmonds.
00:57:50I didn't expect you to be here.
00:57:52Cole?
00:57:53Are you here?
00:57:55Cole?
00:57:55Are you here?
00:57:57Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this!
00:58:01Are you Cole?
00:58:02You are a big pro!
00:58:20Hey, uh...
00:58:21You almost done in there?
00:58:23You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
00:58:28Okay, I'm ready!
00:58:31Okay, I'm ready!
00:58:40What do you think?
00:58:46My God, Hayley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
00:58:51Uh-uh-uh.
00:58:53I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
00:58:55You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
00:58:5920 more minutes.
00:58:59What do you think?
00:59:01What do you think?
00:59:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes!
00:59:09I hear we have a winner!
00:59:13And your 2026 prom queen is...
00:59:18Jen Longfellow!
00:59:20Thank you!
00:59:22Oh my God!
00:59:24Thank you guys so much!
00:59:27Seriously, this makes the world to me.
00:59:28I mean, like, who else would win, right?
00:59:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
00:59:38Oh my God!
00:59:39That's Hayley and Cole!
00:59:42Hayley's fought since...
00:59:44What did she get?
00:59:47That's...
00:59:49Hey, uh...
00:59:50Are those 10 minutes up?
00:59:51No.
00:59:53Who cares?
00:59:55Hell yeah!
00:59:56Woo!
00:59:59Ew!
01:00:00Literally, what the fuck?
01:00:01Damn!
01:00:02Language!
01:00:03I am the queen, okay?
01:00:05She's just a little pervy princess.
01:00:07Come on!
01:00:08Everyone say it with me!
01:00:09Pervy princess!
01:00:10Pervy princess!
01:00:12Pervy princess!
01:00:16Pervy princess!
01:00:18Wait...
01:00:19Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:20What are those?
01:00:21Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:00:23Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:00:26His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:00:30Don't worry, daddy.
01:00:31If I can't have him, no one can!
01:00:35I'm gonna destroy Hayley Roth's life.
01:00:37Is this real?
01:00:39Jen's crazy!
01:00:42Who did this?
01:00:43Who did this?
01:00:47What?
01:00:48You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:00:51You little shit!
01:00:53You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:01:02But, quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:01:06And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:01:11You can't do that!
01:01:12I'm the principal, so, uh...
01:01:15Yes, I can.
01:01:24There was no internship!
01:01:27You lied to me!
01:01:29You lied to me!
01:01:30You lied to me!
01:01:35You lied to me!
01:01:37You lied to me!
01:01:40You lied to me!
01:01:41My princess finally has a crown!
01:01:44Now all I need is my handsome prince!
01:01:47Oh!
01:01:48Yeah, no can do.
01:01:49All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:01:55humor!
01:01:55Oof!
01:01:57How can I refuse?
01:02:03Oh, no.
01:02:04It's my dad.
01:02:08We are going home, right now.
01:02:11You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:02:13Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:02:15You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:02:20Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:02:23And it's because of the Bailey.
01:02:25And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:02:28And best believe me, I can.
01:02:31I'll say this.
01:02:33It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:02:38Enjoy prom.
01:02:46I am so proud of you.
01:02:49I can't have done it without you being by my side.
01:02:53That was terrifying.
01:02:54It's not like we haven't played a dragon before, though, so...
01:02:59I love you, Galickman.
01:03:01I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:03:03Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:03:05Yeah, you do.
01:03:06ką hatオファ…
01:03:09That was so cool.
01:03:10If an idiot again, I'm such a fool, too.
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