00:13welcome one and all on a monday we are back at it let's uh rico we've got to handle something
00:21before we get to the business because we're going to get to the tigers i've got a way to fix
00:25the
00:25nba lottery and then obviously pistons game four we'll talk about that in the five o'clock but we
00:31are going to start with something because we we have a man issue that needs to be handled now i
00:38will tell you david hall made us all very sad i was in a good mood very nice weekend hope
00:45everyone
00:45had a lovely mother's day look david's like hey well how was your weekend and i told him it's
00:53smoker season oh we were able to get outside it was in the 60s and i go you know what
00:58it's time
00:59yeah and then i began talking and i could just david's face and general tone sank like the like
01:07the tigers in the standings oh boy and i went dude what is your deal and david i'm not going
01:14to misquote
01:15you you went mike i have to be honest i think i'm done wait david you didn't have a good
01:21weekend i
01:22mean it was great weather it rained for a little bit but thanks to the knicks i got to go
01:26out and
01:26do a lot of stuff on saturday sunday because lord knows that game was over like that whoops no david
01:33was upset that i got to barbecue or i got to use my smoker and then david did what then
01:42again i'm not
01:43telling you you're wrong i'm just making a statement of fact
01:50you chose to you know keep playing wet the whistle and popping out kids left and right brother what
01:58just what wait what david all these dudes with kids all they do is complain about their kids and
02:03i'm like well dude i i didn't have them for a reason i can't help you i don't know how
02:08you put
02:08the kid back in there that's not how this game works well see this is this is probably the second
02:15out of the third weekend i've talked to either of you on a monday getting prepared and rico a few
02:21weeks ago was yeah you know i put this in the smoker and i did this this weekend i'm like
02:26oh that's
02:27that's great that's wonderful see how patronizing the uh the port burnt ends yes that's right
02:33and so i talked to mike and i'm like oh what was your weekend and gets to that and i'm
02:38like
02:39that's that's wonderful and i'm stuck here let me great beef ribs by the way i want to add to
02:45it
02:45rico master you know sometimes when you cook or you barbecue or you smoke where it just everything
02:50goes right and you're like okay i better savor this because this is not how it normally david when
02:55i tell you they weren't good they were great does that make you feel worse it actually does good yes
03:02no no keep being sad i need more of this and david i know you don't eat pork but you
03:07would have loved
03:07the pork belly burnt ends you would have given it up for a day it's it's just it's just a
03:14stage in
03:14my life where i realize i absolutely love my kids let me say this again oh boy i love my
03:20kids all right
03:21kenny's not racist but but going to event after event saturday all the way to the end of my sunday
03:30i have no time to use my griddle i have no time to use my grill i am done i
03:36think i'm gonna sell it
03:37you should i'm done the black stone is more like a tombstone it marks the end of you you have
03:42nothing
03:42david no you can't sell it so excited when i got it man hand down man down this happened to
03:49my
03:49brother-in-law superb father much like david oh he's got all the toys he's got the black stone he's
03:56got a smoker he's got a grill you know what he uses none of them the only thing he's using
04:00is a
04:00microwave so i here's my thing david i don't possess the answer cooking dino nuggets oh yeah
04:06poor rip oh yeah it's it's dino nuggets there ain't nothing there oh really air fryer gets used
04:12all the time but here's if rip if rip can't do this david i have no faith but this is
04:18where we need
04:18to put the bat signal out there before we get to the tigers at three i'm being serious david needs
04:24your
04:24help married men with children help this man how does he reclaim any level of barbecue time
04:33i got it i got it david start a new life in mexico no your your oldest two are how
04:42old
04:4415 and 13 perfect god you're old no no this is perfect it's how my love started my old man
04:53would
04:53go out on the grill okay and say all right i'm gonna teach you some stuff today
04:59hey i'm trying to help you out here so what are you telling me do you have them do it
05:05i didn't play
05:05that he played that no i'm saying you get to cook but you're also teaching them what to do
05:11but i'm out at their events there it is i have i'm not home it's you to teach them
05:17youth sports is the death of this country you're home yes i'm not home i am driving miss daisy
05:24is what i'm doing to the piggly wiggly and kenny i'm sorry sorry dad didn't teach me how to use
05:30a
05:30hot dog roller so no no no no here here now listen kenny can't participate because where he lives he
05:36can't have a grill this is not you it's not allowed on the property right it's not a kenny issue
05:42i'm saying this comes back to what is destroyed men nationwide youth sports how about yesterday
05:51my nephew had a game on mother's day what yep dude these people are satan these youth sports
06:03leagues are satanic their uniforms were pink for mom i don't know but wow can we get some help for
06:11david because david i don't have your answer pal and i i didn't say what i you asked me
06:16how was your weekend would you do for mother's day for your mom i told you and it brought you
06:22infinite
06:23sorrow i don't know what i can do there not answer the question there was nothing you could have done
06:29like what the only like what could i have answered you just heard my voice go down like oh great
06:35you
06:36know what if you could hold off for one more year david can we talk about the bark on these
06:40beef
06:40trips god the oldest is old enough to drive his brother he will be so if you could hold off
06:46for
06:46one more year and not sell it and then and now it's the oldest child it's his responsibility but
06:53get your brothers everywhere but i gotta be a father i still have to go i still have why i
06:58have to
06:58support why teach what's the difference between what's the difference between the games this year
07:02and three years ago well exactly i don't know exactly there's no difference so if you miss one
07:12that's okay you it's not like you've never gone david can i just offer something and again i i
07:19understand i i don't have kids so this may rub people the wrong way i am i'm not trying to
07:25be
07:25provocative but if you go to a good amount of your kids games isn't that good enough like no
07:33disrespect you're not raising a mac 2 guard like 99 of these kids don't go pro well here's the thing
07:41anything that's a that would be a great commercial i i'm just like why can't you just go to right
07:47well the the only chance i get to go to games is the weekend i can't go to anything during
07:54the week
07:54why in school well they yeah they have things during the week games during the week track
08:00meets during the week all this other stuff can we get somebody from the crowd to help i'm stuck i'm
08:05not qualified to help this guy but i'm he makes me sad that that's really how we start the show
08:10today we'll get to tigers and pistons later david made us all sad people if you got kids in youth
08:15sports david david's ready to sell all of his barbecue equipment he has no time bro that bark on your
08:21beef ribs that's legit dude i'm telling you no rap david knows all about no rap but the point is
08:28no rap you know i yes david never raps we know that which is why i'm in this situation yeah
08:36but
08:37it's all i'm telling you it is just the classic texas seasoning i've been researching that and i'm
08:43glad you tried it but you know you just got to be patient which i'm not but you just got
08:48to go
08:48see i am but you'll be fine um mike's yelling at the microwave damn you minute rice come on 45
08:56seconds let's go 248-539-9797 can we get some some self-respecting men to call up and help this
09:06fallen
09:07man david is ready to liquidate all grilling items because he simply can't use it youth sports
09:16how do you balance it is there a cheat code like are you a bad parent if you just go
09:22to
09:22half your kids games half in the nba if you shoot 40 from three you're steph curry or you know
09:29why
09:29can't 50 be the good marker of a dad or mike maybe you just go nba using that go the
09:35load management
09:36schedule i like that you make it to 65 games right if you can go 65 games right it'd be
09:45okay
09:45like what i've seen enough that you you know who the good kids on the team are you know who
09:50the bad
09:51kids on the team are i say you know who the good teams are gonna play are david you know
09:54in your
09:55heart if your kids are good enough or not so why don't we just have that conversation you've had the
09:59other one with them you should have this one too not the one about boobies the one about you're not
10:06going pro so why don't we pursue something more realistic here right and dad needs to use the
10:11blackstone so to hell with your lacrosse game okay yeah think about it david you know when the teams
10:16are bad oh you guys you're gonna win this game so i don't need to be there for this so
10:20when you come
10:20home i'm gonna have barbecue waiting for everybody that yes now you're team dad yes cook for the whole
10:27team david victory celebration it's a celebration i'm just when did the standard for dads and youth
10:38sports become go to every game or social services is taking your child right you see how beaten down
10:45tj is every friday oh guys i can't do who said it i don't want to speak for tj well
10:52maybe a little
10:54i am pretty sure if if we sequestered tj in guantanamo bay and gave him the truth serum
11:02he'd say i'd rather be back in the nfl i had more time playing than he does his full-time
11:10sports dad
11:11don't want to speak for just a little bit gotcha we will get to the masses david you're adoring public
11:19we have we have some see we have the men of detroit here to help you because you can't help
11:25yourself and if you liquidate your grilling equipment i'm sorry i i don't know if there's
11:30a place for you on this show anymore you can only liquidate it if you're upgrading that's it those are
11:35the rules that's it those are the rules 248-539-9797 yes we will get to the tigers at three
11:44yes we will
11:45get to the pistons yes yes i will fix the nba lottery in a way no one has mentioned i
11:52think
11:52you're gonna love it okay and david if you do liquidate it don't give it the cookies or else
11:57you're gonna have to drop it off to his house you're right i forgot about that he was too lazy
12:01to actually come and pick it up and he wouldn't know what to do with it mikey kidding man i
12:06don't
12:06even think he's used it no because i feel bad i feel like going to steal it back because he's
12:11not a
12:11man okay just say what you want to say he's a gen z cat enthusiast no grill having bit
12:20he just isn't he's not for the culture he said he's cooked hot dogs on it wow signed pot of
12:28boiling
12:29water what about toast oh my god i i love cookies but i all he frustrates me with certain things
12:37take him to church burgers and hot dogs all right
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