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00:30¿Qué times have I told you guys to keep your video games video?
00:33I told them and I told them, Dad.
00:36Sword!
00:42Oh! That is not what they mean by slashing prices.
00:47Cool, sword. Let me try.
00:52Wow, you look nice, Dad. I didn't even know you had a suit.
00:56I don't. Kick, kick, nose pull.
01:00Well, that suit does fit you a little bit tight enough.
01:02Hey, that's my suit!
01:05That reminds me, Justin, I need to borrow your suit.
01:08I'm taking your mother out to dinner for our anniversary.
01:11Oh, did you get her a card?
01:13Because while Mom's reading the card, you can slip the waiter your coupon.
01:19My lamp!
01:21What is going on in here?
01:24Yeah, what is going on in here?
01:29I thought we had a rule about wizardry.
01:33The random magic in this house is getting on my nerves.
01:36How many times does this lamp have to break for you guys to get the message?
01:41Well, if the message is ugly lamps are easy to break, I think we got it.
01:47Your mother's right.
01:49We have to be more considerate of someone who doesn't understand the temptations of magic.
01:55Doesn't understand?
01:56Wait, are you trying to make this my problem?
01:59Oh!
02:02No, I was just saying that they're...
02:06What was I saying?
02:08Uh, what Dad is saying is that we should accept each other for who we are.
02:13Kind of like Dad did when he married you.
02:15Yeah, right.
02:16I was a wizard at the time and it was a big decision for me.
02:20Oh, I'm sorry, Jerry.
02:21I had no idea it was such a big decision for you to marry me.
02:25Oh!
02:29No, it wasn't a big decision.
02:31It was more of an impulse.
02:34No, impulse is not helping.
02:36Let me know how your anniversary dinner turns out.
02:39Oh!
02:42Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
02:45At the end, we'll know about just a five minutes.
02:47This can fix any problems or slightest ease.
02:50Yes, please.
02:52Say a half-by-day or go to your head
02:54When you write a report on a book you never read
02:57You can snap your fingers, you can make your bed.
03:00That's why I say everything is not what it seems
03:05When you can get all the wanted in your wildest dreams
03:10You might run into trouble if you go to the streams
03:14Because everything is not what it seems
03:19Because everything is not what it seems
03:24When you can have what you want and bad are simplest to me
03:28Be careful not to mess with the balance of things
03:33Because everything is not what it seems
03:44Listen up.
03:45Because of your magic run amok,
03:47I have to go out and get I'm sorry gifts for your mother.
03:52Dad, come on.
03:54Mom's really easy.
03:56Why don't you just rub her feet?
03:58That's what I do.
04:01Oh, that's just weird.
04:04Really?
04:05Because, uh, I don't have a bedtime.
04:10I'm not gonna rub her feet.
04:12That crooked toe just freaks me out.
04:15Your mom will be fine once I buy her some of her favorite things.
04:19Oh, I know what you should get her.
04:21You do?
04:22Mm-hmm.
04:23Peach lip gloss and skull and bones pressed on nails.
04:26That's what you want.
04:27You're no help.
04:32Huh?
04:33Dad can relax because I went on the worldwide whiz web this morning
04:36and ordered Cupid to come shoot Mom with the Love Era.
04:40You ordered Cupid?
04:42Oh, that makes perfect sense.
04:44Mom's mad that we're using magic in the house,
04:47so naturally you bring more magic into the house.
04:52Nah, brilliant.
04:54Okay, okay.
04:56Everybody stop yelling.
04:57I'll just cancel the Cupid order.
04:59When people are right, it doesn't mean that they're yelling.
05:03You can't cancel Cupid once he's been ordered.
05:05You'd know that if you took it upon yourself to read ahead
05:08like a good student does.
05:10Oh, did you read about the recipe for Wizard Punch?
05:13No.
05:13Good, I just made it.
05:17Oh, Wizard Punch.
05:18How but that's delicious.
05:25Well, you got a problem.
05:27When Cupid gets here,
05:28he isn't gonna leave until he fulfills his order.
05:30Yep, your brother's right.
05:35So, who's the lucky guy or gal?
05:38Or thing.
05:39I don't judge.
05:40Oh, look, it's a baby with wings.
05:43And a carrying handle.
05:45Back off!
05:46It's a sash, genius.
05:50Oh, this kid is gonna need me when he grows up.
05:53I can just tell.
05:55Uh, look, Mr. Cupid, I ordered you by mistake.
05:59And, um, we really don't need your services.
06:02So if you could just go back...
06:04Save it, sweetheart.
06:04I can't go anywhere until your mom gets an arrow in the keister.
06:11Okay, fine.
06:13Just shoot mom in the keister and get out of here.
06:15Oh, hey, look.
06:16It's Bendy.
06:20No, it's not.
06:24You broke my arrow!
06:27You have more arrows, right?
06:29I'm a baby.
06:31I'm barely allowed to have this one.
06:36Hey.
06:37Hey.
06:38Hey!
06:39Don't leave me in here.
06:41I'm afraid to be alone.
06:45We've got to keep Cupid hidden from mom until we fix the arrow.
06:49We?
06:50I don't think so.
06:51Hey!
06:51If she sees him, she'll blame me.
06:54Then I'll figure out a way to blame you.
06:55We are all in this together.
06:59Come on.
07:01I'm always saying dumb stuff.
07:03Our marriage is based on us ignoring each other's flaws.
07:07I ignore all of yours.
07:09No!
07:14What are you guys up to?
07:17Uh, not magic, that's for sure.
07:20Yeah, mom, because you know me.
07:21I always tell you when these guys are messing around with magic.
07:25Always.
07:30Is he going to tell her?
07:33Tell me what?
07:39About Max's terrible stomach ache.
07:41His really, really bad stomach ache.
07:47Yeah, in fact, there's a new virus going around.
07:50The influcupidose.
07:53Subtle.
07:54I've been it!
07:58Mijito!
07:59Come on.
08:00Let's go upstairs.
08:00I'll make you some of grandma's tree bark and fish oil tea.
08:09What are we going to do now?
08:11We still have Cupid.
08:12You said we.
08:14You're officially in.
08:15Awesome.
08:17Every time.
08:37I made extra tree bark and fish oil tea.
08:40Who wants some?
08:43Maybe later.
08:51What are you doing playing in the dirty dishes?
08:55It's bad, baby.
09:07Do you mind watching my little brother for just, like, one second?
09:14Oh, cute baby.
09:18Sure the baby's cute, but I mean, look at me, mom.
09:21I'm, like, way cuter.
09:26Hi, Alex.
09:27Look what I knitted for Justin.
09:31Oh, that's interesting.
09:34And it smells like shampoo.
09:37It's a sweater entirely made of my hair.
09:39Oh.
09:42Yeah, I'll soften it.
09:43Uh, uh, can I take your word for it?
09:47Um, he's upstairs with Max trying to fix Cupid's arrow.
09:50Okay, thanks.
09:51Notice how I didn't react when you said Cupid?
09:54It's my way of acting cool with having a wizard as a best friend,
09:57even though I'm freaking out inside.
10:00Kind of like how I didn't freak out when you said hair sweater.
10:08Thank you for watching.
10:11There.
10:12Good as new, now, Cupid kid.
10:14Shoot mom, she'll love dad, and then go home.
10:18You know what?
10:19We are really good at this.
10:23We should open up Cupid's arrow repair shop.
10:30There's only one Cupid.
10:31He has only one arrow.
10:34Oh, yeah.
10:36Good point.
10:39We should also sell burgers.
10:41Babies love burgers.
10:46Hi, guys.
10:48Justin, what do you think of this?
10:51Um, it's kind of nice.
10:54Ooh.
10:55It's really soft, too.
10:57Oh, great, because I knitted it for you for my own hair.
11:00It's 100% me.
11:10I know.
11:11You don't have to say anything.
11:16Look, Harper, I know that you've had a crush obsession on me for a really long time,
11:24but I think it's about that time that I was completely honest with you.
11:28Harper, I am never, ever, ever going to...
11:37Love you more than I do right now.
11:44Uh-oh.
11:48Oh, Justin, this is the best day of my life.
11:52I should have made you a hair sweater years ago.
11:55I would have been happier and warmer if you had.
12:03Max, what did you do?
12:06Maybe Dad's right.
12:08I shouldn't have a baby gun.
12:12How do I love thee?
12:15Let me count the ways.
12:17I love thee to the depth and breadth.
12:19Oh, this will be more romantic with the sweater on.
12:23Uh, Harper?
12:25Look, I hate to burst your bubble here,
12:28but Justin's only acting like that
12:30because Max just shot him with Cupid's love arrow.
12:33Gosh, I guess you're right.
12:37It's not real love that comes from his butt, not his heart.
12:43Mio imore.
12:44Let's go for a carriage ride around Central Park.
12:48But I don't care.
12:53Oh, where's your mother?
12:55Ah, father.
12:57Thank you.
13:00For my lady love,
13:05Oh, yes.
13:08Why is he acting like he's in love with Harper?
13:10What are you doing with an arrow,
13:12and why are you holding a baby?
13:16Love, arrow, baby.
13:19That's Cupid.
13:25So you wanted to use magic
13:27to solve a problem that started because you used magic?
13:31Yeah, that's kind of what I do, huh?
13:37What's that?
13:39Um,
13:41a baby?
13:45Hold still,
13:46or the baby gets it.
13:48Who's the baby?
13:50Who's the baby?
13:50Oh!
13:51I'm the baby!
13:54Okay, Alex,
13:56why do you have a baby?
14:01Um,
14:03it's a baby doll
14:05from my marriage and family class.
14:09Yes, yes.
14:13Excuse me.
14:18You know what, Alex?
14:19I think it's good you're taking a marriage and family class.
14:22You know,
14:22you're never too young
14:23to learn how to get along with someone
14:25who makes it very difficult to get along with.
14:28You are so right, Mom.
14:30I'm gonna take this doll up to my room
14:32and think of ways for Dad to appreciate you more.
14:37Wait a minute.
14:38Is it your open house at school this Friday?
14:41I want to meet your marriage and family teacher.
14:45Why?
14:48I have some personal stories to share
14:50about what marriage and family life are really like
14:53once you get past the pretty pictures
14:55in all the bridal magazines.
14:57I fixed it!
14:59Oh.
15:00Maxie,
15:01I told you don't play with arrows.
15:03They're dangerous, honey.
15:06Someone could get stuck with this.
15:08And then where would we be?
15:12Closer to the end of our problem.
15:17That was close.
15:20Um,
15:21you don't really have marriage and family class,
15:24do you?
15:26I love how you know me.
15:39I want to get a drink of water, Dusty.
15:43I only thirst for you,
15:45Harpy.
15:46Does that mean you don't want any water?
15:49No.
15:50I want water, too.
15:51We should share everything.
16:04Ah,
16:04the waters of love.
16:08Hey, Justin,
16:09miss your alien language link.
16:11Blah-doh-doh-duh-duh.
16:13You know what I'm saying.
16:18I'm sorry,
16:20Zeke,
16:20I'm done with your childish things.
16:22I found love.
16:26With who?
16:30With me, hello, arm, he's wearing my hair
16:36Yeah, dude, what is up with that sweater?
16:38You look like the floor of a barber shop
16:45Zeke, you have insulted my woman's honor
16:48We will settle this like gentlemen
16:51Water balloon fight at 30 paces
16:54You can't throw 30 paces
16:57Well, that's because you throw like a bling, da-da-da-da
17:00I do not throw like a bling, da-da-da-da
17:04Hey, everybody, there's gonna be a fight outside
17:07Over me
17:11Okay, my little marriage and family folk
17:14I hope you can rope your noggins around today's lesson
17:18Smart shopping with coupons
17:22There's no better way to get more bang for your buck
17:25Than with-o
17:27Yeah, I'm bored
17:33Who's that back in the South 40?
17:36Alex Russo, you're not in this class
17:40No, Mr. Larry Tate, I am not
17:42But it's always been my dream to be in this class
17:47And I think a dedicated teacher like you would want to help me realize my dreams
17:58I smell someone trying to sell me some cow patty
18:03Come on, I really want to be in this class
18:07I mean, I even brought my own pretend baby
18:09Which is huge because anybody who knows me knows I never come prepared
18:16Look, Miss Russo, I'm always partial to enthusiasm
18:20But the train's already pulled out of the station on this one
18:24We did that assignment last month
18:26But, Mr. Larry Tate, how can you say no to this little guy?
18:31Shhh
18:35What?
18:37That baby
18:44Gave it a shot
18:50A shaving baby doll?
18:54Well, they've officially run out of toys
19:08My cherrie
19:30Gave it a shot
19:31A withhold e god and horror
19:34Thanks, but it's only 3.30 in the afternoon
19:38Danura
19:38Oh, oh.
19:40It's never too early for romance.
19:55Bubbly Laurent.
20:02Justin, the French thing is nice, but a little corny.
20:09You're right.
20:11I must go learn the new language of love for you.
20:14Which is...
20:17Cantonese.
20:20Come on, Albert.
20:21Let's go learn it.
20:25Oh, Alex, thank goodness you're here.
20:27I thought my dream had come true, but Justin won't let me out of his sight.
20:31In fact, he's got his arm around me so much that my shoulder's starting to smell like his armpit.
20:36Here, smell.
20:36Ah.
20:38No need.
20:39I'm not gonna fight you on that.
20:41I don't think I can live like this forever.
20:44Forever?
20:45Nah.
20:46Love for my era was only temporary.
20:50Wait.
20:51This is temporary?
20:53Why didn't you tell me that?
20:54I'm a baby.
20:56I forget things.
20:57Hey, look.
20:58I got a belly button.
21:03Dad.
21:05Bad news.
21:06I couldn't get into marriage and family class.
21:09It's okay.
21:10I think your mom forgot about talking to your teacher at open house tonight.
21:13Oh, that's right.
21:14Tonight is your open house.
21:16Thanks for reminding me, Jerry.
21:19Yeah.
21:20Thanks for reminding her, Dad.
21:24I fixed it!
21:27Maxie, what did I tell you about playing with arrows?
21:31No, Rose!
21:32Oh.
21:33Sorry.
21:34I'm sorry.
21:35Tsk.
21:36Tsk.
21:37Tsk.
21:49Hartford!
21:53What are you doing down there?
21:56Bring it in.
22:00Bring it in.
22:06No te vas a pensar esto, pero
22:09I signed up for scrapbooking
22:11And I made one about us
22:12Check it out
22:17Justin, you're taking all the fun
22:19Out of my unrequited twist and obsession for you
22:21Leave me alone
22:23I'm the one who makes the scrapbooks in this relationship
22:26Harper
22:30hey justin
22:39what i don't knock a harper
22:46oh no no no no zeke guys wait up
22:50oh there's my justin
22:56and you used to dock on me
23:01dad where's mom you were supposed to keep an eye on her so she wouldn't go to my marriage and
23:06family
23:06class well i lost her by the cupcakes yeah cupcakes all right i got lost in the cupcakes
23:15where's max i
23:19he could fix cupid's arrow let's go
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