00:15now this is why it's great we own a sandwich shop everybody in the school
00:21cap always bows down to this bad boy are those mashed potatoes on a sandwich
00:28on a bed of chicken strips with the peanut butter blanket what'd you make a sandwich not a dumpster
00:38tuna fish on wheat tuna fish on wheat that's gonna be our sandwich
00:47you know what our song is hey there's my girlfriend that sounds like a cute song
01:00that's a nice looking sandwich what do you call it
01:03to the max okay i'll take one of those well sell it dummy you can make another one
01:10that'll be eighty dollars what okay for senior citizens four dollars
01:23i love your family shop have you ever thought of maybe blacking out the windows and painting the
01:31walls i don't know black
01:35yeah i think you're gonna be easy to shop for
01:40he's hanging out with that goth girl morticia
01:46it's miranda look harper as your best friend i'm gonna give it to you straight
01:50i think he really likes this girl fine but it's so totally obvious that he's dating her because
01:57she looks like me
02:01yeah you both have faces
02:07max you're gonna be late for school come on get out of here
02:11bye bye bye bye excuse me your son made me this sandwich
02:18oh i'm sorry look he's only 12. no no no it's terrific i'm jeff malone concessions manager and
02:26backup announcer for shea stadium we're considering local delis to provide the official sandwich of the
02:33new york mets mets i think you should submit this sandwich for consideration theresa honey this guy
02:45is from the new york mets and he wants to consider us for their official sandwich which sandwich uh the
02:52one your son made to the max uh that's not really a bad idea that's not a bad idea at
02:58all
02:59to the max is one of our most popular creations we'll just get max to make one for us later
03:06great my sandwich associates from the new york mets mets mets
03:11and i will be by on saturday for judging great let's go mets mets
03:19birds
03:20yeah
03:26yeah
03:32unbelievable
03:33Believable.
03:34I know.
03:35Your parents are so cool.
03:41Well, you know, everything's gonna be a breeze.
03:44Like an emerald, no doubt, just a five-year-old man.
03:46You can fix any problem with the slightest ease.
03:49Yes, please.
03:50Just a freaking hat-back now.
03:52And a blow to your head.
03:53When you write a report on a book you never read.
03:55You can snap your fingers.
03:56You can make your bed.
03:58Now, do you have to say it's all for your fingers?
04:01Everything is not what it seems when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams.
04:09You might run into trouble if you go to the dreams.
04:13Because everything is not what it is.
04:19Everything is not what it seems when you can have what you want.
04:25That's the simplest of me.
04:27You can't prove how to mess with the balance of things.
04:32Because everything is not what it seems.
04:47Come on, buddy.
04:48Just picture the sandwich in your mind.
04:50Yeah, Maxie.
04:51I've seen you make it before.
04:53What do you start off with?
04:55I don't know.
04:56I just throw stuff together.
04:59Okay, let me think.
05:01I started with licorice.
05:04Licorice on a sandwich?
05:06No, I ate some licorice and then I started my sandwich.
05:10Oh.
05:12It had ham.
05:14Okay.
05:15It had bologna.
05:16Yogurt.
05:18Yogurt?
05:19Yogurt.
05:19On a sandwich?
05:20That's disgusting.
05:22That's the point.
05:25I just can't remember.
05:28What are we going to do, Jerry?
05:29The New York mitts, mitts, mitts.
05:31On a sandwich that Max made.
05:35Well, maybe we can throw a bunch of stuff together like he does.
05:38Max can taste it.
05:40Tell us what's missing until we find the right combination.
05:43What do you say, Max?
05:45Okay, whatever it takes.
05:47Help, Dad.
05:47That's the spirit's son.
05:50Let's go.
05:50Come on, grab a bottle.
05:58Aren't you scared?
05:59A little.
06:00Rook to queen, bishop, four is always a risk, but that's just how I roll.
06:06Is your hand sweaty, too?
06:08Yeah.
06:09I have enormous glands.
06:12I don't mind.
06:14I don't get it.
06:16Justin's so full of life and she's so full of Halloween.
06:22I don't know, Harper.
06:23Maybe on Halloween she'll dress up as you.
06:27She can never pull this off.
06:30I make a lot of my own clothes.
06:32Oh, which reminds me, I need some more egg cartons.
06:38Is your hand still sweaty?
06:41Yeah.
06:42But I like it.
06:46So, I'll see you tomorrow.
06:49Yeah.
06:50Yeah?
06:53Tomorrow.
07:03What?
07:05Shaking!
07:06Why didn't you kiss her?
07:09This girls think.
07:10So do I, the right brain dominant n-
07:12If Miranda really wants me to kiss her, I can tell because she-
07:34I don't even know what she's saying.
07:35I won't want her at her.
07:35She moves like to do what's going on
07:36And it, the right brain which looks like
07:53all the common tengah you're in the world
07:54So that doesn't necessarily happen.
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