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Hollywood Squares - Season 2 - Episode 05: Expect the Unexpected
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00:01Tiffany!
00:02That's my mouth!
00:03No!
00:04Drew, be careful.
00:07A city is careful.
00:08May I please just say, this is the best show on TV.
00:11Yes!
00:12From Television City in Hollywood,
00:16it's Hollywood Squares!
00:19Starring Whitney Cummings,
00:22Mr. Joe Coy,
00:25Lil Rel Howery,
00:27Fortune Feimster,
00:31Arsenio Hall,
00:34Tiffany Haddish,
00:37Maze Pat,
00:39and our center square, Drew Barrymore!
00:43And I'm Ariana DuBose,
00:45and we are your Hollywood Squares!
00:48And now your host, Mr. Nate Burleson.
00:52Yeah! Come on! Come on!
00:57Welcome to Hollywood Squares!
00:59What's up, stars?
01:02Yay!
01:05Hello to our players.
01:06How's it going, Nate?
01:06It is good to have you here.
01:08And a big hello to our center square,
01:10Drew Barrymore.
01:10What's up, baby?
01:12Hi, Nate!
01:14Other than the fact that I look like that bitch
01:16in an 80s movie...
01:18Oh, okay!
01:19I'm just like, honestly,
01:21I'm so happy to be with Arsenio Hall
01:24because I used to get to do his show
01:26back when I was, like, 14 years old,
01:28and I love him so much.
01:31And Arsenio, I'm just so happy to be with you.
01:34Yay!
01:35Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
01:37Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
01:38Here we go.
01:39All right.
01:39Now that we have met some of our stars,
01:41let's meet our players.
01:42TK, go ahead and tell the stars
01:43a little bit about yourself.
01:45Yay!
01:46TK!
01:47I am TK.
01:49I'm from Lompoc, California,
01:51and the TK stands for Total Knockout.
01:53All right.
01:54Hey, now.
01:55Ow!
01:57And I am a flight attendant,
01:59and everybody loves coming on my plane
02:02because I give all the snacks away.
02:04Yes, you do!
02:07Yes, you do!
02:08All right, Andrew,
02:09go ahead and tell the stars about yourself.
02:11What's going on, Hollywood Squares?
02:12How we doing?
02:13My name is Andrew.
02:14Okay.
02:14I'm from Hampstead, New Hampshire.
02:16All right.
02:17I work at the best Irish pub in all of Los Angeles
02:20where I get the blow fire behind the bar.
02:22Oh, damn.
02:23And I work the trivia nights,
02:25so I'm ready to put this useless knowledge
02:27of trivia to the test.
02:28Here we go.
02:29I love trivia night!
02:30All right, listen.
02:31Thank you for being here.
02:33This is how we play Hollywood Squares.
02:35It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
02:37You win by getting three squares in a row,
02:39or the first to get five squares.
02:40I will ask the stars a question.
02:42All you have to do is agree or disagree.
02:44If you get it right, then you get that square.
02:46But if you get it wrong,
02:47then that square will go to your opponent.
02:49Then, at the end of the game,
02:50the player with the most money
02:51will go on to our bonus round
02:53where you will have a shot at $25,000.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Give it up for that.
02:57For sure.
02:58Woo!
03:00But wait, there's more.
03:01Drew, what else we got?
03:02That's right.
03:03If you pick the secret square,
03:05you have to get the answer right,
03:06and you could go on an awesome vacation.
03:09Boom! That's right.
03:10Spot on.
03:11Hello.
03:12All right.
03:12Before we get started,
03:13let's show the audience at home
03:14who that secret square is.
03:16All right.
03:17Let's play some Hollywood Square.
03:21OK.
03:22This first round is worth $1,000.
03:24TK, you won the coin toss.
03:26Go ahead, pick your star.
03:27I'm going to go with Arsenio Hall.
03:30Arsenio.
03:31Good choice.
03:34All right.
03:35Here we go, TK.
03:36Which of these luxury sports car brands
03:39does not feature a horse in its logo?
03:42Porsche, Lamborghini, or Ferrari?
03:45We know it's not Tesla because...
03:49Their logo is a horse's ass, I think, so...
03:57Lambo. Lamborghini.
03:58OK.
03:59TK, do you agree or disagree?
04:01I married a guy with some cars.
04:03Oh, OK.
04:04And I remember the Lamborghini.
04:06We ain't together now.
04:07I'm single, Arsenio.
04:08I'm single now.
04:09Oh, OK.
04:10Get it, TK.
04:13I'm going to agree.
04:14OK.
04:15Agree.
04:17And you know what, TK?
04:18You are correct.
04:19It is Lamborghini.
04:22Circle gets the square.
04:23Andrew, I saw you.
04:24Yes, sir.
04:25Go ahead, pick your star.
04:26Drew, I have to go with you because I grew up loving you,
04:29Drew Barrymore.
04:32Andrew, Drew, Drew, Andrew.
04:35Yes.
04:36All right, Drew.
04:37Here we go.
04:38What band is responsible for the 1997 hit, Tub Thumping?
04:43I did love Tub Thumping.
04:45Now it's all about not slipping in the shower.
04:48Because that's where I'm at now.
04:51I feel very confident right now that it is Chumba Wumba.
04:56That was the band.
04:59Right.
04:59Drew, I feel very confident, too.
05:01Because that was my second CD I ever bought.
05:04Well, hot dog.
05:05I agree.
05:08And you would be correct.
05:11Yes, gets the square.
05:13All right.
05:14We are starting this game off on a hot note.
05:16TK, it's on you.
05:17Go ahead, pick your star.
05:20Yeah, I was looking at Joe Coy.
05:27I was looking at you, TK.
05:29Yes.
05:31All right, TK.
05:32Who are you going with?
05:33I'm going to go with Lil Rel, though, right now.
05:36Lil Rel.
05:37Yes.
05:39Lil Rel.
05:40We go way back to Get Out.
05:42We go way back.
05:43I know, but I don't know how I feel about it.
05:45Because you, like, all swooning over Joe Coy.
05:50All right, here we go, Lil Rel.
05:51A fact most middle school boys would enjoy.
05:54Avocado comes from the Aztec word for what?
05:58It's funny.
05:59This is not just boys who laugh at this.
06:01Uh-huh.
06:01Grown men still giggle when we say this word.
06:04I'm going to say breast.
06:06All right, so.
06:07I have all sons.
06:09I ain't never heard them say nothing about no breast
06:12and avocado.
06:14They ain't need no avocados in there with the breast.
06:17I don't get that.
06:18Well, it's not about, it's...
06:20I'm going to disagree, Lil Rel.
06:22I can't agree with Joe Coy.
06:23You're hitting the question wrong.
06:24I can't see it.
06:25It's not about avocado, TK.
06:26I'm going to bounce back, Lil Rel.
06:28I should have went with Joe Coy.
06:34The answer is testicle.
06:36So you are actually correct.
06:41Circle gets a square.
06:44TK, do you want to see my avocados?
06:49Joe Coy, I have a car in the lot.
06:51Don't play with me.
06:52Oh!
06:53Wait a minute.
06:58TK better get laid at the end of this game.
07:01Girl, you don't even know.
07:03All right, Andrew, it's on you.
07:05Go ahead, pick your star.
07:07Well, I got to go with Whitney Cummings,
07:09the wonderful queen of the ropes.
07:11Whitney Cummings.
07:14All right, Whitney, let's go.
07:15For the block.
07:17What natural wonder does the National Park Service
07:19call the largest subtropical wilderness
07:22in the United States?
07:23Well, if you do want to see it,
07:25I can show you my birth video.
07:30I believe, Andrew, that it is the Everglades.
07:35All right.
07:35I wish I knew more about geography and rainforest.
07:38I don't, but you know what?
07:39I'm going to agree with you because you're Whitney Cummings.
07:41That's never gone well for a man.
07:44The answer is the Everglades.
07:47Yes!
07:47So you are correct.
07:49Good job.
07:50X gets the block.
07:51We got a good one going on,
07:53but we are going to take a quick break
07:55for Hollywood Squares when we come back.
08:06Yeah!
08:08Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
08:09Before we get back into the game,
08:11let's check in with one of our stars,
08:12Ariana DeBose is in the house.
08:14Wow!
08:17Ariana, I hear that you have a score to settle
08:20with one of the stars here tonight.
08:22Maybe a little one.
08:23What's that?
08:24Tiffany.
08:26What's the deal?
08:26I know you always ready, but she also dances.
08:30Uh-huh.
08:30And I want to see them moves, baby.
08:32You want to battle me?
08:33We got a little battle here going on?
08:35Yeah, talk.
08:35She called me out, didn't it?
08:37Oh, wait, wait.
08:38Oh!
08:40Oh!
08:41Give her a beat!
08:42What?
08:42Yeah!
08:44I can't touch this.
08:48I can't touch this.
08:49Oh, my God.
08:50Oh, here we go.
08:51Help me down.
08:52Yes!
08:53Yes!
08:53Yes!
08:54Yes!
08:54Oh!
08:55I see you!
08:57Oh, no!
08:59Oh, no!
09:00Oh, no!
09:01It's good in my heart!
09:05Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:07Oh!
09:07That's it!
09:08Yeah!
09:09Uh-uh!
09:11No!
09:12No!
09:12That's enough!
09:13No!
09:13No!
09:15No!
09:17Oh, yeah!
09:18Oh, yeah!
09:19Oh!
09:21Yeah!
09:21I quit!
09:22I quit!
09:23I quit!
09:24I quit!
09:25I quit!
09:25I quit!
09:26Whoa!
09:27Get upstairs.
09:30What's going on around here?
09:32Woo!
09:35Nate!
09:36Miss Pat.
09:37Everything they did, they hurt my feelings.
09:40May I please just say, this is the best show on TV.
09:44Yes, you did.
09:45Tell you what.
09:46If that don't get us to Emmy, I don't know what will.
09:49That's for sure.
09:51All right.
09:51I love a good dance-off.
09:53But we are in the middle of a fierce first round.
09:56And TK, it is on you.
09:57Go ahead.
09:58Pick your square.
09:59Uh, I'm gonna go with Miss Pat.
10:02Uh-huh.
10:02Miss Pat.
10:04All right.
10:04Miss Pat for the block.
10:06Here we go.
10:07Because of their wood-based diet, what animals are said to expel as much as 20 million tons of gas
10:13into the air each year?
10:16Child, my husband must have a wood-based diet.
10:18The way he be spraying that bedroom up.
10:22Now, he don't know zip picking. He ain't losing nothing but air.
10:27Oh, Lord.
10:28So, I would say what he used to call me, a beaver.
10:33He used to call you.
10:36Tiffany, mind your damn business.
10:39All right.
10:40Do you agree or disagree?
10:42I don't know much about beavers.
10:44It ain't like I live where they are.
10:46But you're, yeah.
10:46But I just, I'm thinking, that may absolutely be correct.
10:52I'm gonna agree.
10:56The correct answer is termites.
11:00So, you are incorrect.
11:02Oh, my God.
11:03All right.
11:04Now, you cannot win the round on a steal.
11:07Around here, you have to earn it.
11:10That's right.
11:11So, Andrew, it's on you.
11:13Go ahead and pick your star.
11:14You know what?
11:15I gotta go with Miss Pat.
11:16Miss Pat.
11:17Because she knows.
11:18Back to back for the win.
11:20What type of noise is defined as a low humming sound that results from many combined frequencies?
11:27Ooh.
11:28White noise?
11:29Okay.
11:30Miss Pat is saying white noise.
11:31Come on, Andrew.
11:32White noise.
11:33White noise.
11:34I'm 99% positive it's white noise.
11:37You know, I gotta go with you, Miss Pat.
11:38I agree.
11:40Come on, Andrew.
11:42And that is absolutely correct.
11:45Yeah!
11:46It is white noise.
11:47X gets the square.
11:48Andrew has banked $1,000 in our first round.
11:53But we are on to round two, which we are gonna up the cash to 2,500 bucks.
11:58All right.
11:59Let's get right back into the game.
12:01TK, it's on you.
12:02You are trailing.
12:02Go ahead and pick your star.
12:04I'm gonna go with my husband, Joe Coy.
12:06Joe Coy!
12:07Wow!
12:09Joe, get it!
12:11I love you.
12:12I know.
12:12We've been together for years.
12:13You just didn't know.
12:15Here we go.
12:16Joe.
12:17The earliest evidence of the wheelbarrow was found in what country?
12:21All right.
12:22Just to clarify, are you talking about the tool that you use in the yard or the position you
12:27use in the room?
12:28Whoa!
12:32Because the wheelbarrow, it's old.
12:35Yes.
12:35And I'm gonna go with Egypt, because they probably used to build pyramids and stuff.
12:40TK, do you agree or disagree?
12:41Joe, I'm going to agree for the relationship.
12:44Let's go.
12:46Come on.
12:47Come on.
12:48Well, TK, it looks like y'all relationship is on the rocks, because it was China.
12:53And you are incorrect.
12:55We are splitting up.
12:56Joe was wrong and so are you.
12:58China.
12:58Which means Andrew gets an ex up there.
13:00Oh, it's over, Joe.
13:03Andrew, it's why you pick your star.
13:05Nate, I know that vacation's still out there, but I'm going with you again, Drew.
13:09All right.
13:09I mean.
13:11All right, here we go.
13:13According to Patti LaBelle, which British singer stole her Tupperware?
13:19Was it Keith Richards?
13:21He loves to keep that cocaine fresh.
13:26Okay, I'm guessing, so I'm not as confident as I was before, Elton John.
13:34All right.
13:35Andrew.
13:36I don't know why, but it sounds right to me.
13:38I'm going to go with you.
13:39I agree, Drew.
13:41I agree.
13:43Well, Andrew, it sounds right because it is right.
13:46That is correct.
13:48Yeah, Drew!
13:48Excuse the square.
13:49All right.
13:50We are going to take a quick break.
13:53More Hollywood squares coming right up.
13:56This episode is on him.
13:58On him.
13:59On him.
14:05Welcome back to Hollywood squares.
14:07Andrew has banked $1,000 in the first round.
14:10But if TK can take round two, she'll win $2,500 and then take the lead.
14:16So it's anyone's game.
14:17And here's a reminder that secret square is still out there somewhere.
14:21All right, let's get back into the game.
14:23TK, it's on you.
14:24Go ahead.
14:24Pick your star.
14:26Just aging like fine wine, Arsenio Hall.
14:29For the block.
14:30For the block.
14:31All right, Arsenio.
14:32Let's go.
14:33TK needs you here.
14:34I need you.
14:34TK don't have to win this because she's going to get a show after this.
14:36That's a fact.
14:37That's a fact.
14:38Manifest.
14:39Manifest.
14:40Yeah.
14:43Sparks, sun, and fever are not only hot things.
14:46They are all names of what?
14:48Signs of a serious infection.
14:51Yeah, that sounds about right.
14:52Yeah.
14:54The league for women, the WNBA.
14:57TK, for the block.
14:59Do you agree or disagree?
15:00I've been to the Sparks game.
15:03I'm going to agree with Arsenio because I trust you.
15:06We're getting a show.
15:11And TK, that is absolutely correct.
15:17Go ahead and give her the block.
15:19Circle gets the square.
15:20I'm breaking up with Joe.
15:22All right, Andrew.
15:23It's on you.
15:24Oh, I've been waiting to pick the square.
15:26I'm going Tiffany Haddish, please.
15:28Tiffany!
15:30You picked the secret square.
15:31What?
15:32Hey, now.
15:33Hey, now.
15:35Okay, okay, okay, okay.
15:37Where are we going?
15:38Where are we going, Andrew?
15:40Hey, listen.
15:40If you get this right, hey, Drew, where could he be going?
15:43A Caribbean cruise.
15:45Caribbean cruise.
15:46Caribbean cruise.
15:47Caribbean.
15:48All right, here we go, Tiffany.
15:50For centuries in Britain, what fruit was such a status symbol
15:54that people who couldn't afford it would rent it
15:56to display it at parties?
15:58Okay, so you said in 15th century Europe?
16:01I said for centuries in Britain.
16:03Oh.
16:06Tiffany, are you listening to me?
16:10Okay, I have tried to grow this fruit,
16:12but it only grows in certain places.
16:14So I'm going to tell you, it's pineapples.
16:16Do you agree or disagree?
16:18It seems like a status fruit, you know what I mean?
16:20I don't know why, but I feel like I've seen it in gold before.
16:25Tiffany, I'm going to agree with you.
16:28It is pineapple.
16:31You are correct.
16:33Tiffany, we're going on a cruise.
16:34X gets the square.
16:35Yeah.
16:36And congratulations, Andrew.
16:38You are going on a Caribbean cruise.
16:42Island hop through the Caribbean with Princess.
16:44You and a guest will embark on one of our next-level love boats
16:48for a personalized medallion-class vacation.
16:51From the world-famous beaches on our private island resort,
16:55experience award-winning dining and stellar entertainment.
16:58You'll love these islands with Princess.
17:04That's amazing.
17:05Oh!
17:06So that sound right there, that means that time is up.
17:08And what we're going to do in this round is give you $500 for each square that you have,
17:13which means, TK, you are leaving with $500.
17:16Thank you so much for joining us.
17:18I appreciate you.
17:19You were so much fun.
17:20Love you, TK!
17:21But when it comes to Andrew over here, he has banked $2,500.
17:25Oh, and that Caribbean cruise.
17:28But when we come back, he's going to play our bonus round.
17:31We'll have a shot at adding $25,000.
17:35Ah, yeah!
17:44Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:46Andrew has racked up a cool $2,500.
17:50That's right.
17:51But now it is time to play the bonus round,
17:53where you will have a chance at adding $25,000 to the bank.
17:59All right, Andrew.
18:00So any idea what you would do with all this money?
18:03Yeah, I'm a bartender.
18:04Okay.
18:05And I really would love to be a proprietor of my own pub.
18:09Nice.
18:09So this $25,000 could maybe help me a little bit, open up that.
18:13Yes!
18:16Get this!
18:17All right, Andrew. Here is how the bonus round works.
18:19You're going to have 60 seconds.
18:21I will read a statement about each star.
18:22All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:25For everyone that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:28Now, every star up there is holding an envelope,
18:30but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:35Yeah.
18:36Yay!
18:37You ready to play?
18:38I'm so ready to play, Nick.
18:39You look ready to play.
18:40Yeah!
18:42Let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:46Okay, here we go.
18:50Whitney Cummings once auditioned for a Francis Ford Coppola movie.
18:54Agree.
18:55Correct.
18:56Ariana DuBose recorded a one-woman barbershop quartet album.
19:01Disagree.
19:01Correct.
19:02Joe Coy has an honorary doctorate degree from Ringling Brothers Clown College.
19:06Agree.
19:06Incorrect.
19:07Lil Rel was once chased by a razor-wielding barber.
19:11Agree.
19:13Correct.
19:13Drew Barrymore has a sneaker line called Just Drew It.
19:16Disagree.
19:17Correct.
19:18Fortune Feimster is a trained falconer.
19:20Agree.
19:21Incorrect.
19:22Arsenio Hall started his entertainment career as a magician.
19:25Disagree.
19:27Incorrect.
19:27Tiffany Haddish says before hooking up, she cleans her partners with baking soda and peroxide.
19:33Agree.
19:34Correct.
19:34Miss Pat once lent a bra to Dolly Parton.
19:38Agree.
19:39Incorrect.
19:41That's okay.
19:41That's okay.
19:42You got five squares.
19:45Stars, show us the money.
19:49Whitney.
19:53Ariana.
19:56Lil Rel.
20:02Drew.
20:06All right, Tiffany.
20:11No!
20:13Listen, I'm sorry you did not win the $25,000, but you are still going home with the $2,500.
20:19Yeah.
20:19And the Caribbean cruise.
20:21That is so true.
20:22So let's see who actually had the winning envelope.
20:25Who had it?
20:27Oh, he was fortunate.
20:28Oh.
20:29Hey, thank you for joining us.
20:30We appreciate you.
20:31Thank you very much.
20:31Andrew.
20:32Thank you to all the stars.
20:33And of course, our center square Drew Barrymore.
20:37I am your host, Abe Burleson.
20:39Join us next time on Hollywood Squares.
20:44I'm open to going on that cruise with you.
20:46I'm gonna call you.
20:47All I have is that one good cruise to it.
20:50Oh, my God.
20:51Oh, man.
20:53Thank you, double.
21:17Good day.
21:18You
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