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Two individuals, Alex and Jaime, coincidentally cross each other's paths. They soon embark on a romantic rollercoaster journey of their lives.
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00:01:50Thanks, bro. I promised one hour. Could you try just a little? I'm here. Is mom here? Look, she's making
00:01:57the effort
00:01:59Can I please have one person on my side without having to beg?
00:02:05Like tonight or for life? Look, just try, okay?
00:02:13Amy, listen, I'm sorry for being rude earlier. I really just want to say I am happy for you
00:02:18Okay, so if you just please refrain from kissing other guys. Alex. Can we not do this tonight?
00:02:24Okay, what I was trying to say is you're welcome to our incredibly dysfunctional family. You're gonna fit right in
00:02:32That is seriously the sweetest thing you've ever said to me
00:02:39Okay, love you, bro you too. Mm-hmm and you I guess so
00:02:50He's sweet
00:02:52What?
00:03:11Are you serious our older brother died of lung cancer and you think it's a good idea to smoke here?
00:03:19Sorry, dude
00:03:26Thank you
00:03:45One hour
00:03:55You first
00:03:57Your brother died of lung cancer?
00:03:58Oh, uh, yeah
00:04:01This is how I remember it and it makes me feel closer
00:04:04What was his name?
00:04:06Aaron
00:04:08My brother's name is Carter. Also in the past tense. I only bring that up because he died of lung
00:04:14cancer, too
00:04:17Do you mind?
00:04:18Uh, yeah, not at all
00:04:19Yeah, go ahead
00:04:26How old was Aaron when you passed?
00:04:27Uh, 20 and Carter?
00:04:31Also 20
00:04:33Sadly, it seems like we already have so much in common
00:04:36Yeah, dead family members and having brown hair
00:04:39I'm weak
00:04:44How'd you know?
00:04:46One of the guys you kicked out of here went to apologize to your brother for smoking
00:04:51Narc
00:04:53All right, so I'm guessing you don't have a dead brother either?
00:04:55You'd be right
00:04:58So what are you doing out here?
00:04:59Well, I was outside talking to a guy named Gary about his job as a corporate accountant for Kaiser Permanente
00:05:07Yeah, I thought accountants were aware that nobody wants to hear about their jobs
00:05:10Then your brother made a quick announcement
00:05:12Apologizing for the lowlife on the patio who's gonna die alone
00:05:17I thought, yeah, that sounds like more fun
00:05:22So why don't you want to be here?
00:05:26Well, uh, we've all gathered here to celebrate two people who made a plan to celebrate this same shit in
00:05:32the future
00:05:32So it's a little redundant in my opinion
00:05:35Cynical?
00:05:36Well, inside every cynical person, there's a disappointed idealist
00:05:39Hemingway?
00:05:40Close, uh, George Carlin
00:05:47So, what are you doing at this party?
00:05:49I live across the street
00:05:51Yeah, they invited me to be polite
00:05:53I'm guessing they probably wanted to avoid that awkward conversation with the weird girl who's always home
00:05:57You're always home?
00:05:59I work from home
00:06:00So is there a live-in boyfriend or a boyfriend in general?
00:06:04Skipping the whole I work from home thing
00:06:06Well, I'm positive that it has something to do with the internet
00:06:08You're probably like a food blogger or a YouTube celebrity
00:06:11I mean, either way, I'd be disappointed
00:06:14So...
00:06:14Wow, okay
00:06:15First, no boyfriend
00:06:17Second, I'm not a celebrity
00:06:18I'm a translator
00:06:20Okay
00:06:20So what was your last job?
00:06:21The United Nations
00:06:22Oh, shit
00:06:23That's something
00:06:29Are you CIA?
00:06:31KGB?
00:06:33Be honest
00:06:33Are you a spy?
00:06:36Okay, your turn
00:06:37Impress me
00:06:38Ugh
00:06:40I am a line cook at a restaurant downtown that is famous for steak sandwiches
00:06:46That's the moment you chose to be honest?
00:06:51Sexy
00:06:52I graduated from Le Cordon Bleu
00:06:54To make sandwiches
00:06:56And everyone likes sandwiches
00:07:04You wanna get out of here?
00:07:07What part of this conversation made you think I wanna leave with you?
00:07:12Just kidding
00:07:13Yeah, let's go
00:07:16I'm a soldier now
00:07:19Let me show you how
00:07:22Show you how to break
00:07:28I'm a soldier now
00:07:31And the war of love
00:07:34Has brought me to my knees
00:07:38Red was quite an ambitious color to wear to someone else's engagement party
00:07:42Yeah, I wanted to, you know, kinda fit in
00:07:47I thought you said you live like five seconds away from there
00:07:50I do
00:07:50But we have to stop at this door first
00:07:52Unless you think one bottle's gonna be enough for tonight
00:07:54And you're buying
00:07:55Eyes coming from that ruckus down the street?
00:07:58Uh, no
00:07:59No, sir, we're just out for a walk
00:08:04This is how it starts
00:08:06You know, I moved to this neighborhood because it was safe
00:08:10Fuckin' Obama
00:08:12Leaves the borders open
00:08:13Little brown people are just seeping into this country
00:08:17Pretty soon?
00:08:18Mark my words
00:08:20This place is gonna be infested with illegal aliens
00:08:24You know, I'm gonna have to start blocking everything down in the front yard here
00:08:27They'll be stealing it all, you know what I mean?
00:08:30Totally
00:08:34Well, you two have a good night, you seem like nice kids
00:08:37Mm-hmm
00:08:37You take care here now, stay in school
00:08:41God bless America
00:08:44What a patriot
00:08:46To say the least
00:08:48Should we steal his stuff?
00:08:50Oh, everything
00:08:53Move closer to me
00:08:55There's no other single place that I'd rather be
00:09:00You got me twisted and turning
00:09:03Got my temperature burning
00:09:04I can't stop
00:09:06Why are you gonna take me this?
00:09:08No, this is gonna be silly
00:09:09Like something you like invested in it
00:09:11I'm not gonna do it
00:09:12Hey, what are you doing?
00:09:18Let's do it
00:09:18It's dark
00:09:20Cause I'm waiting and the earth is shaking
00:09:25Baby
00:09:26You, you got me thinking of you
00:09:29Lately
00:09:30Now, now I know what to do
00:09:34Come, take my hand
00:09:36We can fly up to the stars
00:09:39Still we can't see land
00:09:42Move closer to me
00:09:45There's no other single place that I'd rather be
00:09:50You got me twisted and turning
00:09:53Got my temperature burning
00:09:55I can't stop till I make you mine, baby
00:10:07There's no other single place that I would rather be
00:10:09Keep her up to the stars
00:10:12Come, take a sini
00:10:20Holy shit
00:10:46Put yourself into the place that's bitter blue
00:10:50Wrap yourself inside the soft paper tissue
00:10:54Pump your mind and put it on the shelf
00:10:58You care about others and worry about yourself
00:11:02And I want to go to the place that's bitter blue
00:11:07To the place that's bitter blue
00:11:12Hey.
00:11:14Today you get toast because you were too lazy to cook for yourself.
00:11:19You just do it better now.
00:11:21Oh, says the chef who relies on Chef Boyardee at home.
00:11:26This better not have been the moldy bread on the counter
00:11:28And you just picked off the spots.
00:11:30You are so weird.
00:11:38How's work?
00:11:42How was work?
00:11:43Uh, it was fine, just one job, took 20 minutes.
00:11:56What was it?
00:11:57Uh, it was correspondence stuff, textiles or something.
00:12:06Hey, I'm here.
00:12:09I hope so.
00:12:10I need your utilities before next week.
00:12:13Well, I'm glad you still need me.
00:12:15Look, don't be dramatic, Alex.
00:12:24Jamie, stop.
00:12:27Can we go somewhere?
00:12:28Why, are you going to get out of bed?
00:12:30I will.
00:12:31You want to go to Disneyland?
00:12:33Anything.
00:12:34Seriously, we can go anywhere.
00:12:36I'll run your errands with you.
00:12:37I just, I just want to be with you.
00:12:39I know, but you live with me.
00:12:42Okay, so surprise me then.
00:12:44I want mystery.
00:12:46Wait, is this because I took a piss at the door open yesterday?
00:12:53Okay.
00:12:54Alexandra.
00:12:56Hey, look, I'm just finishing up work emails.
00:12:59Okay?
00:13:01Give me a few minutes and we can walk down to the corner store
00:13:04and I'll get you that dirty, sexy chai.
00:13:06It's raining outside.
00:13:07I don't want to walk out there.
00:13:08I hate the rain.
00:13:09Well, it's about to stop and I love the rain.
00:13:32Do we move too fast?
00:13:35Do we move too fast?
00:13:51On Fridays, all the foreign exchange kids would skip class, and this one time we got
00:13:58back to the dorms, and we were so drunk I couldn't believe we made it, and everybody
00:14:02passed out even though it was like 7 p.m. But I stayed up talking to this German guy,
00:14:10Christian, who's actually the reason I started smoking. And, I don't know, it just
00:14:18happened. And you were 19? Mm-hmm. I mean, I had dated before that, but I'm so awkward,
00:14:24I mean, I really went very far. Wow. Really? Yeah. So, when did you lose your V-card? I thought
00:14:35we
00:14:35weren't supposed to discuss numbers. I didn't ask you for a number, I just asked
00:14:38you for the first one. Yeah, I know, but you always get so weird about this kind of
00:14:41stuff. Come on, you asked me, now go. How old? 15, like a normal person. Mm-hmm. And to
00:14:49who? This girl, Becky. A little neighborhood slut. And Jeff. I'm sorry, wait. What? Yeah.
00:15:05Table's ready. Care to fill me in on the details of that little number? You can't just drop something
00:15:17like that, like, oh, I lost, my first name was a threesome. Okay, okay. Yeah, so Becky was her name,
00:15:24and she convinced me to have a threesome with her and her goth-ass saxophone teacher. And he would come
00:15:31over every Thursday and supposedly teach her lessons, but her parents wondered why she wasn't
00:15:37getting any better than what they were paying him for. Anyway, uh, we got really high and hooked up
00:15:44in her dad's jacuzzi. All three of you? All three of us. Yeah. God, what a creep. Yeah. Yeah, I
00:15:52guess
00:15:53he kind of was. But you know, I think he hooked up with a lot of his high school students.
00:15:58I wonder if he's
00:15:59still teaching. In prison. In prison, probably. Yeah. It's so weird to look back at it like that. You know,
00:16:06like,
00:16:06it makes me feel so old. Right? I mean, I think about middle school kids doing half the shit that
00:16:11I
00:16:11used to do. Oh, they're children. They're children. Thank you. Thanks. Thanks. Children acting like
00:16:16idiots. Yeah, well, yeah. God, but it's so funny because at the time you think you're so adult. Right? You
00:16:23know,
00:16:23and looking back, it's like, no, I was a baby. I was actually a kid. Right. I mean, I think
00:16:27about older
00:16:27people thinking of what I was doing back then, just fucking smoking weed. For sure. Your parents
00:16:33never caught you doing that shit? Like, at least your mom did, right? Nah. But one time, my stepdad
00:16:39caught me in this truck with this girl, and he beat the shit out of me. Oh, my God. Yeah.
00:16:45Yeah. I mean,
00:16:46they knew I was messing around, but that was the first time anybody acknowledged it. I'm sorry.
00:16:52I was used to it by then. And you never knew your real dad? Well, that eight-year-old knows
00:17:01anybody. Is that
00:17:02how old he was when they got divorced? No, they never did. He was hit by a train. How does
00:17:17that even
00:17:17happen? I stand in front of it? Oh. Yeah. But my mom said it was a blessing in disguise because
00:17:29he wasn't a very happy person, but then again, neither was she. So. I'm so sorry. Don't be. I mean,
00:17:40I turned out all right. Oh, God. Right, Alex? Yeah. Right? Yeah, very well adjusted. I turned out all right.
00:17:48Idiot.
00:17:56Hey.
00:17:56Hey. They're gonna love you. Your parents are nothing like you made them say. They didn't
00:18:16want to freak you out. That was some nice, light conversation we had going on in there. Oh.
00:18:23You know, I never thought about building a wall at the border of Mexico. I'm sure that would
00:18:30solve all of our problems. Oh, . I've never spoken to him that way before. Yeah, well,
00:18:36maybe nobody's spoken to him like that before. That's the problem. That's the problem. That's
00:18:46definitely the problem. Wow. What? So what do you want to do? Want to go home? Hmm? No. I thought.
00:19:04I feel
00:19:05too good to go home. Oh. I feel too good to go home. Hmm? Mm-hmm. Hmm. Well, what should
00:19:14we do? Hmm? What should we do?
00:19:22Hmm? Ski ball.
00:19:25Strange nature, don't feel your tether. Strange the fear of anything at all. Strange nowhere,
00:19:37the circle goes forever. It's hard to tell about when it's bound to fall. Spent my whole life
00:19:48of chasing back in weather. In the rivers and the valleys of my heart. It took some time,
00:19:59but now that we're together. Speaking some of the voice inside the door. You can set a new way, in
00:20:12a new light. You can be there, on a new height.
00:20:18If it feels good. If it feels right. It's a perfect dance, love. We can coincide.
00:20:33Hey. You were great last night. Thank you.
00:20:41Well, I stretched. Ate a banana. Now, the sex was average. It may have been the most awkward dinner of
00:20:47my life, but I'm so proud of you.
00:20:51Oh. Happy birthday, Alex. Thank you. What are we going to do with that?
00:21:01Mmm. Caprese?
00:21:04Well, could we make a marinara? With that?
00:21:08We grew that, babe.
00:21:13You know, it's time to roll. Come on. I'll make you a special breakfast for your birthday, and then take
00:21:20you on a little adventure.
00:21:22Where?
00:21:23It's a secret adventure.
00:21:24I don't like secrets. Everyone likes secrets.
00:21:27No. No. No. Come on.
00:21:29I'm going to make you breakfast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
00:21:34Is this one of your hangover shakes?
00:21:36Well, it's not my daddy issues. We were drinking away last night.
00:21:39Oh.
00:21:40And this will keep you looking young, long after you should be.
00:21:44Do I want that?
00:21:45Everyone wants that. We are.
00:21:47Oh, wait. Can we not do the raw egg?
00:21:49Why? It's good for you. Plus, Arnold told me to do it.
00:21:53Well, I'm not trying to be a bodybuilder.
00:21:55Do you realize how long it would take for you to actually look like that?
00:21:58Okay, but what about salmonella?
00:22:00What about it?
00:22:01It's in raw eggs.
00:22:02No. It's in every 20,000 organic raw eggs.
00:22:05Well, first, why do you know that? And second, I want to take that chance.
00:22:12Life is the chance.
00:22:13Oh, really?
00:22:14Yes. Life is the chance of dying.
00:22:17If you want to be a statistician, your chances of getting shot to death, 1 in 325.
00:22:23Your chances of getting electrocuted, 1 in 5,000.
00:22:29Your chances of getting killed in a plane crash, also 1 in 20,000.
00:22:35So, no going back to Italy for you.
00:22:37Okay. Okay. We get it. We get it.
00:22:41I just like to keep my options open. That's okay with you.
00:22:45It's not okay with me.
00:22:46Because that's your problem.
00:22:47You're so busy with the what-ifs that you're not looking at the what-ars.
00:22:50Oh, is that my problem?
00:22:51That is your problem.
00:22:52Oh, thank you for telling me.
00:22:55Can I put this inside?
00:22:58Do it.
00:23:01Okay. Well, I'm going to hop in the shower.
00:23:03Will you please let me know when my food poisoning shake is available?
00:23:10Ah.
00:23:12Mmm.
00:23:20Good.
00:23:38And I don't want you back.
00:23:46sitting here thinking about how time changes everything and I don't think I'm the same girl
00:23:58anymore oh look and see set my world upside down inside out couldn't get a grip on
00:24:11oh anything since that's the hand I'm dealt I'll find a way to stand a solid ground on my own
00:24:25two feet still I find myself wondering why it all comes out wrong
00:24:43same old story over and over again guess I'll try again after all
00:25:01after all
00:25:06one more thing
00:25:11wait a minute while the world is spinning around
00:25:16in your head
00:25:20loved you with all I could
00:25:23but now it's time for me to love myself just as good
00:25:29mmmm
00:25:35god damn it
00:25:39great
00:25:41thank you
00:25:46it's not like this is
00:25:48a cliche or anything
00:26:01Jamie
00:26:03put your f***ing hair dryer
00:26:28still have the key
00:26:29yeah I never took it off it
00:26:32it bounces out my key ring
00:26:34all your stuff is in this box
00:26:36uh
00:26:37I kept the juicer because let's face it you don't really use it
00:26:41you know I uh
00:26:43I looked up what you yelled at me out the window
00:26:46it's colorful
00:26:47yeah
00:26:48bravo yeah
00:26:49did you have to look that up in the dictionary or did you have to find like an actual French
00:26:55prostitute
00:26:55you know what Jamie's just stop it okay
00:26:57I didn't come here to fight you
00:26:59god
00:27:06remember that huh
00:27:08yeah
00:27:10thought you were gonna burn these in a witch circle or something
00:27:13look Alex I'm not erasing you
00:27:17like I'm not pretending like this never happened
00:27:22and
00:27:22you weren't perfect either
00:27:23well no one's perfect
00:27:24Jamie
00:27:25okay so you can get over yourself
00:27:26you're just coming at me from ego
00:27:28okay
00:27:29alright because you were blindsided
00:27:30and I get it it's fine
00:27:31but just know that that's what you're doing
00:27:33you could just cut the shit Alex
00:27:42I love you
00:27:44Jamie
00:27:47really
00:27:48yeah
00:27:53why do you love me
00:27:54why do I love you
00:27:55you see
00:27:56you see
00:27:56you do that
00:27:58you repeat the questions just so you can like have more time to think
00:28:02and I hate that
00:28:03why don't you just say whatever is on your mind
00:28:06okay
00:28:06just like the first thing that comes out
00:28:07yeah because your shorts
00:28:09they're cute and they're tight
00:28:14that's really romantic Alex
00:28:15yeah okay sorry
00:28:16just give me a second
00:28:18just ask me
00:28:19okay
00:28:19ask you
00:28:22alright
00:28:23okay
00:28:27so why do you love me
00:28:30you're my nightmare
00:28:32you know after I met you my fears of snakes and spiders and heights
00:28:38they just seem so childish compared to my fear of you with someone else
00:28:44and then
00:28:47I saw what you did
00:28:48and I realized that we don't share the same fear
00:28:52that is not fair
00:28:53okay
00:28:53what do you think you're so smart and interpreting what I was doing
00:28:58analyzing that somehow my definition of love is inferior to yours
00:29:01I didn't say that
00:29:02yeah but you think it
00:29:03Jamie
00:29:03you think you think
00:29:05oh I wouldn't have done anything like that because your feelings are so much more pure and noble
00:29:08oh
00:29:09yeah
00:29:10you didn't think that you were gonna have to put any more work into this relationship
00:29:13holy shit
00:29:14oh
00:29:14yeah you say no look you say that that that you love me
00:29:17you say that you're afraid of losing me
00:29:20and now what
00:29:21you're done
00:29:22look I put in work
00:29:23okay
00:29:24I changed my work schedule to fit yours
00:29:27yeah
00:29:27I cook for you
00:29:28I clean for you
00:29:29I chose to spend time with you instead of my friend
00:29:32okay you know what
00:29:32goddammit
00:29:32spending time is not work
00:29:35that is the good part
00:29:36the real work in a relationship is the exhausting practice of working through the little shit that you hate about
00:29:40each other
00:29:41and trust me Jamie
00:29:42I have done the work
00:29:43oh really
00:29:44yeah really
00:29:45okay
00:29:45yeah
00:29:47what I did
00:29:48shouldn't be a no going back mistake
00:29:53I think it's a matter of opinion
00:29:54it's completely irrational
00:29:56okay
00:29:56the way that you were treating me in the way
00:29:57this is your phone now
00:29:58my phone
00:29:59what is my
00:29:59yes your phone
00:30:07you know on that one thing
00:30:10there are a thousand different ways for you to cheat on me
00:30:15and I hate that thing
00:30:18yeah
00:30:18every time you are on it I am wondering
00:30:20who the are you talking to
00:30:23who are you setting up your next date with
00:30:26that's not what I was doing
00:30:28okay if only I could believe you
00:30:29oh
00:30:30if the only thing I had to worry about was
00:30:32what you were doing when I wasn't around
00:30:34I mean that is one thing
00:30:37but what you did
00:30:40you're five feet away from me
00:30:43I was just talking
00:30:46okay
00:30:46okay I was
00:30:47I was just talking
00:30:48wasn't
00:30:49I am sorry that I am
00:30:52I want more in my life
00:30:53Alex I do
00:30:54I'm
00:30:55I am not obligated to stay in this rent control rat box forever
00:30:59just because I lowered myself to your standards
00:31:02that is so
00:31:03my standards are me
00:31:05you know
00:31:05Jamie my
00:31:06no my standards are me
00:31:08do not get this twisted
00:31:11hey
00:31:12you know why don't you go one of your little rich buddies
00:31:14you know and see if they'll give you the life that you wanted
00:31:17hmm
00:31:18Jamie
00:31:20you know I'm sorry that I am not sorry
00:31:23this shit doesn't matter to me
00:31:26this whole little tough girl
00:31:29act I know it's not you
00:31:33and that you're just acting tough so that this hurts less
00:31:41so let's just stop
00:31:42okay
00:31:43mm-hmm
00:31:44let's just
00:31:45you know the only comfort I have in this
00:31:49is knowing that you're gonna hurt
00:31:51a lot worse
00:31:56I'm sorry
00:32:00right I was
00:32:01I was scared
00:32:04I was scared baby
00:32:06I didn't
00:32:07come on
00:32:07please
00:32:08I just
00:32:20leave my key
00:32:24on the table
00:32:25alright
00:32:26okay
00:32:28okay
00:32:29okay
00:32:30okay
00:32:31okay
00:32:36okay
00:32:38okay
00:32:38okay
00:32:40okay
00:32:58okay
00:32:59okay
00:32:59okay
00:33:22Have you had any dreams about me in a while?
00:33:28Does it hurt you too much to forget what you loved or what used to make you smile?
00:33:35Do the clouds in my head still the wet what I need?
00:33:41Or am I stuck in a haze with the memories engraved on the pieces I'll never read?
00:33:49I saw your love but couldn't see me.
00:33:56Everything you're looking for is everything I'm trying to be.
00:34:03I found your love standing next to me.
00:34:09Everything you're searching for is everything that I can't see.
00:34:18Everything that I can be.
00:34:28Will the trails of our love ever set with the sun?
00:34:34Or will I wander around in the canyons we found when we were broken and young?
00:34:41I've come alive at the seams of what we used to be.
00:34:47Or am I learning enough to forget what I loved or what used to set me free?
00:34:55I saw your love but couldn't see me.
00:35:01Everything you're looking for is everything I'm trying to be.
00:35:08I found your love standing next to me.
00:35:14Everything you're searching for is everything that I can't see.
00:35:23I'm going to be checking for you.
00:35:25It is.
00:35:25It is.
00:35:29Maybe when you are also everything that I can see you.
00:35:29It is.
00:35:35You must keep doing it.
00:35:36It is.
00:35:36It is.
00:35:38It is.
00:35:39It is.
00:35:40It is.
00:35:50In my silence, I am myself In my sound, I'm not mine
00:36:05I am everywhere, and I am nowhere All at once, in my mind
00:36:17This is all at once, this is all at once
00:36:25This is all at once, in my mind
00:36:34In the right eye, I'm authentic
00:36:41In the left, I am a fake
00:36:50This is all at once
00:36:54This is all at once
00:36:57This is all at once, in my mind
00:37:07I don't want to take over the world
00:37:12Just want to know where I belong within it
00:37:21Been fighting myself in the phone booth for days now
00:37:29It's just so hard to tell which side it's winning
00:37:35This is all at once
00:37:38This is all at once, this is all at once
00:37:49This is all at once, in my mind
00:37:53This is all at once, this is all at once
00:37:58In my mind
00:38:05This is all at once, this is all at once
00:38:06This is all at once
00:38:08This is all at once
00:40:21What do you do?
00:40:23Chef de cuisine.
00:40:25Ah, very nice, very nice.
00:40:29Well, what do you say there, chef de cuisine?
00:40:32Can I buy you a drink?
00:40:37Yeah.
00:40:39You smell real good.
00:40:41You smell like a flower, you know?
00:40:45Like a really nice-smelling flower.
00:40:49You've heard that before?
00:40:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:40:53That was my partner, my figure skating partner.
00:40:56He's gay, though.
00:40:58I'm a figure skater.
00:41:00Really?
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02I mean, I'm not a professional, but I've been doing it since I was nine, so I'm pretty good.
00:41:06But, you know, the glory days of skating were really in the 90s.
00:41:10We didn't have a TV, but my mom's friend recorded, like, every single Winter Olympics from, like, 1980.
00:41:16So I would just watch them, like, over and over and over again.
00:41:19And my favorite was Nancy Kerrigan, though.
00:41:22Oh, she's the best.
00:41:23She was the best.
00:41:24The best.
00:41:26Oh, yeah.
00:41:27Oh, my God.
00:41:28I just do it now because I want to stay in shape.
00:41:31Plus, the outfits are amazing.
00:41:34Totally amazing.
00:41:35Yeah.
00:41:35The most amazing.
00:41:37Totally the most amazing.
00:41:38Tawny Harding was my favorite, though.
00:41:39She really brought the competition down to their knees.
00:41:45Wait, that's not funny.
00:41:48She was amazing, but she had demons.
00:41:53Wait.
00:41:54Are you saying that because you think that you're funny?
00:41:58Or are you saying it to try to faint interest so that I'll sleep with you?
00:42:03Would you be mad if I was just trying to sleep with you?
00:42:08Probably not.
00:42:10But, oh, my God.
00:42:12Let me tell you about the French judges.
00:42:14Don't even get me started.
00:42:16They are just so much.
00:42:18I just hate them.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20There's this one named Pierre.
00:42:21He is just, I just, oh, my God.
00:42:23Who's Pierre like?
00:42:23Don't even get me.
00:42:29Sorry, I'm just getting a Snapchat from my sensei.
00:42:33I was training hard last night.
00:42:35Oh.
00:42:37Uh, what belts are you?
00:42:40There are no belts in Muay Thai, actually.
00:42:42Oh.
00:42:42That is a common misconception.
00:42:44Muay Thai is more of a dance.
00:42:47It's beautiful, but it's also very deadly.
00:42:50It's violent.
00:42:51But I'm not training in it so I can kick some random guy's ass on the street.
00:42:55Even though I could.
00:42:56I could.
00:42:56Sure.
00:42:57Yeah.
00:42:57Great.
00:42:58It's good.
00:42:59But it's an art form.
00:43:01And the Thai history is very rich.
00:43:04Have you ever seen the movie Ang Bak?
00:43:07What was that?
00:43:08Ang Bak.
00:43:09Ang Bak.
00:43:10Thai movie Tony Ja?
00:43:13No.
00:43:13Man.
00:43:14No, I don't think so.
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:15Am I boring you?
00:43:16No.
00:43:17No, not at all.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18He's this Thai actor, super sick martial artist.
00:43:23And his whole thing is like, here, here, watch, I'll show you.
00:43:28So.
00:43:29Oh, okay.
00:43:31Come at me.
00:43:34I'm sorry, you want me to come at me?
00:43:35Come at me.
00:43:37I don't think that I...
00:43:38Just to stand up?
00:43:39Oh, no.
00:43:40No thanks.
00:43:40Come at me.
00:43:42Just come at me.
00:43:44That's okay.
00:43:45Come at me, bro.
00:43:46I don't think so.
00:43:47Not today.
00:43:48It's more of a second date type thing.
00:43:50Oh.
00:43:51You saying you want to go on a second date?
00:43:54Yes?
00:43:55It worked.
00:43:56It worked.
00:43:58Those Muay Thai moves.
00:43:59Welcome to my world.
00:44:02Well, cheers to that.
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:12Hey, Alex.
00:44:15I'm not calling to beg for you back or to say I was wrong or that you were wrong or
00:44:19anything crazy like that.
00:44:20I just...
00:44:22I took a little trip.
00:44:23And I just...
00:44:25I see things clearer now.
00:44:27If you want to give me a ring, you know, to talk things out or to get anything off, you
00:44:34know, your chest or whatever, like I'm here.
00:44:37And, um...
00:44:38Yeah, so give me a ring.
00:44:39Give me a ring.
00:44:39And then we'll, uh...
00:44:41We'll chat.
00:44:42Okay.
00:44:44Okay.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:45Cool.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:57Bye.
00:44:59Bye.
00:44:59Bye.
00:44:59Send far places in between, and distant spaces for you, for me, for us.
00:45:12Draw you a map of all the places we've been.
00:45:17Yellow can mark where we began.
00:45:20Emilita, Emilita.
00:45:25Good.
00:45:26Yeah, Pete.
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:36Hey.
00:45:51How you doing?
00:45:53Good.
00:45:55I'm on a date.
00:45:58Good.
00:45:59Good.
00:46:00Me too.
00:46:01Oh.
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:03Good.
00:46:04Yeah, mine's into Muay Thai, boxing.
00:46:07It's very badass, very intense and, you know.
00:46:13It's very dangerous of you.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Yeah.
00:46:17Mine's a figure skater.
00:46:18Oh.
00:46:19Yeah.
00:46:19Wow.
00:46:20Yeah.
00:46:20It's very flexible.
00:46:21Okay.
00:46:22Where is she?
00:46:25She's grabbing some dinner.
00:46:27Yeah.
00:46:28She's a hell of a cook.
00:46:31What do you want, Jamie?
00:46:33I just want...
00:46:34I...
00:46:35I wanted to tell you that I forgive you for everything that happened.
00:46:39Okay?
00:46:40And that it's okay that we're apart right now.
00:46:43Awesome.
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:44Excellent.
00:46:44Wonderful.
00:46:51Sorry about that.
00:46:52My mom's going nutty today.
00:47:01What's up?
00:47:02This is Mark.
00:47:04Jamie.
00:47:05Hi.
00:47:06Hi, Jamie.
00:47:07Pleasure.
00:47:08How are you?
00:47:08Well.
00:47:10Well.
00:47:11Hi.
00:47:13And this is Missy.
00:47:14Missy.
00:47:15This is Alex.
00:47:16Alex.
00:47:17Missy.
00:47:17Hi, Missy.
00:47:18Missy.
00:47:18Mark.
00:47:19Hi, Missy.
00:47:20Hi.
00:47:21It's so nice to meet you.
00:47:22Nice to meet you.
00:47:22Thank God you're so pretty.
00:47:24Oh, thanks.
00:47:27It was crazy running into you, but I actually think that we have to leave so...
00:47:30Wait, how do you two know each other?
00:47:35Um...
00:47:35We stole a tomato plant.
00:47:39And an American flag.
00:47:40And an American flag.
00:47:42Tanksters.
00:47:43You guys remind me of my punk rock days.
00:47:45We were not punk rock.
00:47:46I'm so punk.
00:47:47I used to have blue hair.
00:47:48I swear to God.
00:47:49You guys are like crazy.
00:47:51Were you like crazy teenagers?
00:47:53No, we weren't crazy teenagers.
00:47:54Ah, it was last year.
00:47:56Yeah.
00:47:57Oh.
00:47:57No, totally used to be punk rock.
00:47:59I was all into no effects until they sold out.
00:48:01But I still steal stuff from Walmart.
00:48:04That's hard.
00:48:05That's super hardcore, dude.
00:48:09Um...
00:48:10We should go, though.
00:48:11Right?
00:48:12Yeah, we're making spaghetti squash.
00:48:14He's trying to cut back on carbs.
00:48:16Oh.
00:48:17No?
00:48:18Sounds like you're dieting.
00:48:20I'm not dieting.
00:48:20I'm not dieting.
00:48:22It's a sweet squash, bro.
00:48:23Yeah, sweet squash, bro.
00:48:25Thanks, bro.
00:48:26I do Muay Thai.
00:48:27Oh, I'm an athlete, too.
00:48:28I figure skate.
00:48:29Really?
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:31Solid.
00:48:31I can tell.
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:32Oh, wait.
00:48:33Hold on.
00:48:35Hold on.
00:48:36Drive it.
00:48:44You want to get...
00:48:45Yes, I do.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:55Oh.
00:48:57Oh.
00:48:59Oh.
00:49:02Oh.
00:49:02Oh.
00:49:03You're at the Roosevelt Hotel, never seen a girl like you before, walking on the beach
00:49:11and I'm all yours, loving on the California shore.
00:49:17Repeat after me, I take this ring as a sign of my love, and as a symbol that we all
00:49:30share,
00:49:30in token and in pledge, of my constant faith and abiding love.
00:49:41Exchange your vows.
00:49:49Jamie, I must confess, I kind of wrote these vows this morning.
00:49:56You always say that the first time I try something I usually screw it up, and you're usually right.
00:50:04But I got this one thing right.
00:50:06I usually try to play the cynic and find whatever's wrong with the situation, but now, this one
00:50:13time I can't find anything wrong, because you're perfect.
00:50:21And I vow to always wave our flag together, to rob racists together, to plant our seeds together.
00:50:34And with my whole heart, I vow to always be grateful that I get to be the one that brushes
00:50:39your hair behind your ear.
00:50:43I love you.
00:50:49I vow to support your dreams, however outlandish they may seem.
00:50:56I vow to make you smoothies when you are tired from cooking, and keep the statistics on hold.
00:51:04I vow to be your rock when the tides are high, and your oak when the sun is hot, and
00:51:12your willow
00:51:13when the storms roll in.
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:18What the hell?!
00:51:19Run!
00:51:20Run!
00:51:21Run!
00:51:21I told y'all twice already!
00:51:34I better not get you arrested!
00:51:38Run!
00:51:43Run!
00:51:48Run!
00:51:48Run!
00:51:49Run!
00:51:50Run!
00:51:52Run!
00:51:53Okay.
00:51:54Whaa!
00:51:58I need to make it official.
00:51:59I need to make it official.
00:52:00You need to make...
00:52:01Um, oh!
00:52:04Okay, the acceptance of the offering of the families
00:52:07that you have of each other and the blessings
00:52:08of all these good people here with us today.
00:52:14I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:52:17Kiss.
00:52:20Good.
00:52:28Oh, ah!
00:52:32Yes!
00:52:44Yeah.
00:53:02To go
00:53:06You think you got me figured out
00:53:10So light me up, my luminol
00:53:13Watch me glow
00:53:16And I know I don't belong
00:53:19I knew it all along
00:53:22Cause I'm just a space cadet
00:53:25With nowhere to lay my head
00:53:28And after all
00:53:30I can't know anything at all
00:53:33Cause I'm just a space cadet
00:53:36With no one to make my bed
00:53:39So reel me in
00:53:43And just send me on
00:53:49And just send me on
00:53:55Send me on
00:54:23Yeah
00:54:24That was a mistake
00:54:27I think the third cotton candy was actually the mistake
00:54:31Cheaper than a four-tier German chocolate from Decadent Designs
00:54:35120 people
00:54:38Yeah
00:54:40My mom's gonna be so pissed
00:54:43Totally she just inherited a completely ungrateful disrespectful pain-in-the-ass daughter and she doesn't even know it
00:54:51Such a good pain in the ass to have though
00:54:53Oh, it only took you three-fourths of a decade to figure it out
00:54:58Yeah
00:55:02Thank you, you're welcome for what?
00:55:10For being cool with this whole thing well, there was nobody to pay a dowry to so your family can
00:55:17keep the goats
00:55:24I mean for everything
00:55:27I know
00:55:31And I swear to you one day I'm gonna get you that four-tier Decadent Design cake
00:55:36I'm gonna get you the four-course Seabass. I'm gonna get you the DJ who plays way too much village
00:55:41people
00:55:42It was perfect
00:55:45It was fun
00:55:47Mm-hmm
00:55:48It was perfect. It was just it was it was novel all right someday. I just want to get you
00:55:54that
00:55:55Stop
00:55:57You're not my fairy godmother. This is the 21st century
00:56:03Yeah
00:56:10You know
00:56:11I used to have to cater these like hundred-thousand-dollar weddings
00:56:16Cooking for everybody
00:56:19And I used to think what a ridiculous extravagant waste of money they were, but also
00:56:27I
00:56:27Always thought that I was gonna waste that money on somebody someday
00:56:31You also thought that marriage was an outdated and idiotic institution designed to make women property. Well they are
00:56:38So you're mine now
00:56:45I have no idea what we're gonna do
00:56:48Well
00:56:50We are at least bound legally now, so no matter what happens if one of us succeeds the other will
00:56:56get something
00:56:58I like the way your mind works. Yeah
00:57:05Oh, I know we weren't supposed to do presents or anything, but I got you a little little something you're
00:57:10breaking the rules
00:57:11It's really small. Let's take it. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's beautiful
00:57:16It was uh, it was my grandmother's
00:57:19It was her st. Matthew's pendant
00:57:22We weren't religious or anything, but
00:57:25She always thought it had magical powers that kept her safe, and I
00:57:30I like the idea of you always being safe, so
00:57:36So what is he like the patron saint of protection or love or
00:57:41Accounting
00:57:47Apparently he was the jewish tax collector who worked for the romans
00:57:53Grams never knew that. I just let her live in ignorance, so
00:57:57Got it. Saint Matthew the internal revenue saint
00:58:03Don't go convertin on me
00:58:06I love it. Thank you. I'm glad you like it
00:58:11So as long as we are already on that subject I
00:58:16Got you something too
00:58:18You're breaking the rules too?
00:58:20Birds of a feather
00:58:22Here
00:58:25Aww
00:58:28Thought I already had the key to your heart
00:58:29I will drown you in the ocean right now
00:58:31You cheesy bastard
00:58:33Sorry
00:58:34Keep the doghouse
00:58:35Got it
00:58:36No
00:58:37It's to a rundown shack on Mar Vista
00:58:41You're gonna keep me that far away now?
00:58:43No
00:58:45It's the old Hoosier
00:58:52The one that that we were looking at?
00:58:54Yeah
00:58:58Oh my god
00:58:59It's gonna need some work
00:59:01But
00:59:02It's yours
00:59:08My restaurant?
00:59:10Yes
00:59:14No, we can't
00:59:16But we can't
00:59:16We looked at it
00:59:17We can't afford it
00:59:18I
00:59:20Might have
00:59:21Pulled some strings
00:59:23What strings?
00:59:24It was gonna be like
00:59:25Four years before we had a down payment
00:59:27We can't
00:59:28Maybe I took out a couple of loans
00:59:30And
00:59:31We may have to move into the attic
00:59:35And I may have told your dad it was for a real wedding
00:59:40You lied to Roger
00:59:45He's gonna be furious
00:59:46He deserves it
00:59:47He so deserves it
00:59:48Mm-hmm
00:59:55I can't
00:59:55I believe in you
01:00:00Thank you
01:00:03Thank you
01:00:07Alex
01:00:08Yeah
01:00:09We still have to have our first official dance
01:00:13But we had it with Mr. Dance-a-thon
01:00:16No, like the slow kind, silly
01:00:20Okay, are you gonna sing?
01:00:23Get your phone
01:00:24Come on
01:00:24We'll be right out of the room
01:00:26And I'll be right here
01:00:26And we'll be right in the house
01:00:44To get your phone
01:00:45I met the room
01:00:45I met her
01:00:46My little gypsy girl
01:00:49Oh
01:00:49Pulled out all the steps for her
01:00:51Cool
01:00:51What?
01:00:52Ooh
01:00:52My little gypsy girl
01:00:55If you wanna see this land
01:00:59I will be your gypsy man
01:01:03She hangs up all the stars like pearls
01:01:07My little gypsy girl
01:01:11Hangs up all the stars like pearls
01:01:14My little gypsy girl
01:01:18Pull out all the stops for her
01:01:22My little gypsy girl
01:01:25My little gypsy girl
01:01:26If you wanna see this land
01:01:29If you wanna see this land
01:01:36Just a minute, please.
01:01:43So I'm either ready for you now.
01:01:45Just a minute.
01:01:57It's five minutes.
01:01:59It'll be over and you can leave.
01:02:02I'll clean up.
01:02:12There's fucking sub sandwiches out there.
01:02:14I'm sorry.
01:02:17Alex would be appalled.
01:02:23Plebeian food.
01:02:26Maybe you have been spoiled for the last 20 years.
01:02:31This is how we do it, Jamie.
01:02:34We get up, we put on our faces, and we go and do what needs to be done.
01:02:41I don't know half those people out there.
01:02:43I don't care.
01:02:45Well, they knew Alex.
01:02:50I don't care.
01:02:56Alex was my child long before you were married.
01:03:02You don't have exclusive rights to this grief.
01:03:09And neither do I.
01:03:12We share this.
01:03:15And so do they.
01:03:22Now, if my memory's correct, you have a promise to keep.
01:03:33It's gonna be so bad.
01:03:34There's a ghost in this house, and she watches me sleep.
01:03:43She leaves doors unlocked, and she's lied on her feet.
01:03:52There's a ghost in this house, and she rattles my bones.
01:04:00She's haunting my heart, unshaking my soul.
01:04:09Alex, I love.
01:04:13The award-winning culinary artist.
01:04:17Was a fiery sex puppet.
01:04:21Because of his natural athleticism,
01:04:24he was simply out of my control.
01:04:34Alex's sex life was lived outside of the bedroom.
01:04:37In the living room as well, and the garden,
01:04:40where you are all gathered today.
01:04:44Everything he did when it came to work,
01:04:48that one half of a half-marathon,
01:04:51beginner's swing dancing,
01:04:53not paying bills on time,
01:04:54knowing what offsides means in football,
01:04:58and not being a cheating asshole like his dad, Roger.
01:05:05He did what he wanted without fear of failure.
01:05:09And did it well.
01:05:10A true badass.
01:05:13I loved Alex madly.
01:05:18I worshipped the god.
01:05:30I loved Alex madly.
01:05:35I worshipped the ground my husband walked on.
01:05:41He truly just wanted one thing.
01:05:45He wanted to make sure I, Jamie,
01:05:50knew how much love he felt from me.
01:05:54And the infinite amount of love he tried to give back.
01:06:02He wanted me to know how beautiful the world became when he saw it through my eyes.
01:06:09And how he will be forever grateful for that.
01:06:16So, there you have it.
01:06:18Alex.
01:06:19One boss.
01:06:21Hot as hell.
01:06:22Badass.
01:06:23Brilliant bombshell minks.
01:06:25Who should have been a spy.
01:06:31Also, global warming is real, Roger.
01:06:33Stop being a dick.
01:06:36Hashtag best eulogy ever.
01:06:39I'm out.
01:06:40Peace.
01:06:51Out.
01:06:52All alone in my bed till I miss her to death
01:06:56All alone in my bed till I miss her to death
01:07:05There's a ghost in this house and she talks in her sleep
01:07:11Every word you promised
01:07:20Just by your evil laugh, I can tell
01:07:23I'm gonna regret this decision
01:07:27No, you can't look
01:07:29It's the whole deal, not until you're up at the podium
01:07:31And if you cheat, I will haunt you for the rest of your life
01:07:35Isn't that supposed to scare me?
01:07:37Yes, it is
01:07:39You're afraid of me in real life
01:07:40Just wait till I'm a tree or a supernatural being or something
01:07:44Made the Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy look like
01:07:48Matilda
01:07:49Fine
01:07:52Hey Barb
01:07:53How do you spell ejaculate?
01:07:56What?
01:07:57I'm kidding
01:07:58Calm down
01:08:01Maybe kidding
01:08:05I'm gonna take off for the night
01:08:08You guys okay?
01:08:10I have cancer
01:08:12Hey, Alex
01:08:14Thanks, Barb
01:08:15Sorry about
01:08:16I'm fine, Barb
01:08:22Alex?
01:08:24Yeah
01:08:24E-J-A-C-U-L-A-T
01:08:27Not funny, Barb
01:08:28Not funny at all
01:08:29I actually don't like that word
01:08:32I think I'll avoid it
01:08:35Lucky
01:08:44So, you've been going for a while now
01:08:46How long am I going to be up there for?
01:08:48I don't know
01:08:49This is the first draft
01:08:53Do you want to invite your dad?
01:08:55Oh, yeah
01:08:56Make sure he's there
01:08:59Okay
01:09:00It's your funeral
01:09:03Good one
01:09:04Thank you
01:09:09How are you feeling?
01:09:10I'm a little tired
01:09:13Maybe you should
01:09:16No, not yet
01:09:17I'm almost done
01:09:18I'm almost done
01:09:25Okay
01:09:27I think I'm done
01:09:28Great
01:09:28Now
01:09:29No, no, wait
01:09:30Wait
01:09:30Oh, wait
01:09:33Suck that
01:09:38Okay
01:09:39I'm done
01:09:40You sure?
01:09:42Yeah
01:09:48Jamie
01:09:49You
01:09:50Are a very talented writer
01:09:53Scary talented
01:09:55I'm sure
01:10:04You know
01:10:04Can we just
01:10:05Take this
01:10:06Take this off
01:10:08Yeah
01:10:18That's
01:10:20So one more
01:10:21You're finally catching on
01:10:23Yeah
01:10:51Oh
01:10:53Oh
01:10:53I guess the thin one was right in the wash.
01:10:55Oh, and this big guy.
01:10:58You know.
01:11:01Just holler if you get too hot.
01:11:03Just let him know, all right?
01:11:05Yeah, there's no problem.
01:11:09Alex.
01:11:10I'm fine, I promise.
01:11:13Now, I'm gonna go see if I can find Bar.
01:11:15No, don't.
01:11:16Look, why not?
01:11:17Will you just sit here with me, please?
01:11:19Look, she's probably still here, so I'll just...
01:11:21Jamie, sit down.
01:11:28I'm fine.
01:11:29Take my hand.
01:11:39Oh, my god.
01:11:43Mm-hmm.
01:11:50I'm fine.
01:11:51Nothing's wrong.
01:11:52I just, the moment if you call her, the moment she comes in here, she'll give me something that puts
01:11:56me out.
01:11:57And I don't want that right now. I'm having too good of a day.
01:12:02You consider this a good day?
01:12:05Yeah. I haven't laughed this long in a while. I'm exhausted.
01:12:13Why don't you go to sleep?
01:12:15No, not yet. I like right now.
01:12:20Tell me a story.
01:12:23A story.
01:12:25You know all my stories.
01:12:27That doesn't have to be about you.
01:12:29You know all my stupid stories.
01:12:31Okay. Tell me a funny one.
01:12:34A funny one.
01:12:35A true one.
01:12:36A true one. A funny, true story.
01:12:38Something I've never been told before.
01:12:41Alright.
01:12:44Okay. Hold on.
01:12:48In 1989, Mexico City.
01:12:52Was dealing with their biggest pollution and traffic problems ever.
01:12:58It was unbearable.
01:13:00So the government decided they had to do something about it.
01:13:03They had to come up with a solution to solve this traffic crisis.
01:13:09So, they came up with a plan that depended on the last digit of your license plate.
01:13:14Okay. If it was odd, then you could drive on these days.
01:13:17If it was even, then you can drive on these days.
01:13:20Right?
01:13:22They predicted that this would ease traffic.
01:13:24That it would solve the problem of exhaust.
01:13:27That it would cause cars to be exported out of the city.
01:13:30Because people wouldn't be driving as much.
01:13:32Seems like a pretty wise plan, doesn't it?
01:13:34Yeah.
01:13:35So, what do you think happened?
01:13:36Did they enforce that?
01:13:38Hmm?
01:13:38Yeah, they did.
01:13:40Then it worked.
01:13:41Nope.
01:13:43Why?
01:13:44Because people, they just bought more cars.
01:13:50So that they could drive on the day that they couldn't drive before.
01:13:55Exacerbating the pollution problem because they were just buying crappy old cars.
01:13:59In turn, it made Mexico City the biggest polluting city in North America.
01:14:05Sorry, that didn't make any sense, did it?
01:14:07No, but it was funny.
01:14:10It was funny.
01:14:15Look, you should really get some rest.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Jamie.
01:14:22What's going on?
01:14:27I've always been so sure about every decision I've ever made.
01:14:31Even if it became a mistake.
01:14:33I've just been sure you know that.
01:14:37I love that about you.
01:14:41Choosing you was the most unsure, scariest moment of my life.
01:14:48And I only just now realized why.
01:14:52And why is that?
01:14:55It's because it wasn't my choice to begin with.
01:15:00It just happened without me knowing, so it felt different.
01:15:07Somewhere along the way, it could have been when I first met you.
01:15:16And we laughed and screamed and fought to protect it.
01:15:22And the same butterflies I felt the first time I saw you, I still have today.
01:15:32I don't think we can take credit for the first ones, but the way I felt when I heard your
01:15:36footsteps come in the door.
01:15:40I don't think we were.
01:15:42We earned that.
01:15:43That was earned.
01:15:53Hey Jamie, just because I'm gone doesn't mean it can't happen again.
01:16:01No, I can't.
01:16:08Hey, life could always be worse.
01:16:11Yeah, how's that?
01:16:14Driving in rush hour in Mexico City.
01:16:30It's okay.
01:16:43Come up here.
01:16:46Come here.
01:16:47Come here.
01:16:56Come here.
01:17:11Come here.
01:17:14Come here.
01:17:38Come here.
01:20:45Good morning, Jamie.
01:20:48Good morning.
01:20:50You want the usual, sweetie?
01:20:52Yes.
01:20:52Okay.
01:20:58Now, what are we here?
01:21:00Three-letter word.
01:21:02A coal can.
01:21:06Ice.
01:21:07Perfect.
01:21:11How are you doing?
01:21:13Oh, you know, the usual.
01:21:15Your bagel should be out in just a second.
01:21:17Yeah.
01:21:20How's it going?
01:21:21Good.
01:21:22Good.
01:21:22What can I get for you?
01:21:23I'd like to have a peppermint herbal tea.
01:21:25All right.
01:21:25You got it.
01:21:26Thanks.
01:21:29Are you stuck?
01:21:31Are you stuck?
01:21:31Yes.
01:21:32Well, maybe I can help.
01:21:33Six-letter word.
01:21:36Solanacea.
01:21:38Fruit from Mexico.
01:21:39Good for the heart.
01:21:40Orange?
01:21:41Orange I tried.
01:21:43It contradicts four down.
01:21:49Oh, I'm sure you'll figure it out.
01:21:51I'm sure.
01:21:56Nightshade.
01:22:00Too long.
01:22:02Nope.
01:22:03Solanacea is a nightshade.
01:22:05It's a plant from Mexico, and it's spread through colonization.
01:22:09Debatably, it's a vegetable, too.
01:22:11But there are over 10,000 varieties worldwide.
01:22:17Tomato.
01:22:19Tomato.
01:22:21Tomato is a plant that was originally harvested by the Mayans.
01:22:25It has a lot of lycopene in it, which is good for the heart.
01:22:41Standard like the~?
01:22:43What's要 do you keep doing?
01:22:44Yeah.
01:22:46I love you.
01:22:51It's ao-o-o-o-o- Tie?
01:23:03Oh.ragen
01:23:05and XML, Luxury? Oh,
01:23:09what's up? I can
01:23:10I can do so. It was easy.
01:23:37I know you are it, you got it
01:23:40You're honest, you ought to just take a long walk
01:23:46This ain't the song you thought you were dreaming up six months ago
01:23:56Where has the time gone?
01:24:00What happened to Mexico?
01:24:04No reason to ride on anymore
01:24:28No reason to ride on anymore
01:24:47And with the punches we roll, I even sing along
01:24:56I met a girl in your case like a favorite song
01:25:04For some reason I'm lost
01:25:09And love feels so far from home
01:25:13And it reads like a short novel
01:25:47And it goes on
01:25:56Met her at the Roosevelt Hotel
01:25:59Never seen a girl like you before
01:26:03Walking on the beach and I'm all yours
01:26:07Loving on the California shore
01:26:10Now I'm thinking, am I dreaming?
01:26:14Don't wake me up from this feeling
01:26:26Hangs up all the stars like pearls
01:26:29Ooh, my little gypsy girl
01:26:32Pull out all the stops for her
01:26:36Ooh, my little gypsy girl
01:26:41If you wanna see this land
01:26:44I will be your gypsy girl
01:26:47I will be your gypsy girl
01:26:49Hangs up all the stars like pearls
01:26:51Ooh, my little gypsy girl
01:27:03Waited seven years now for tonight
01:27:07There's never been an angel dressed so high
01:27:11To talk about the Roosevelt Hotel
01:27:14We're dancing to a song you know so well
01:27:18Now I'm thinking, ain't this something
01:27:21I promise you a whole life's loving
01:27:33Hangs up all the stars like pearls
01:27:36Ooh, my little gypsy girl
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