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Wednesday - Season 2 - Episode 01: Chapter I: Here We Woe Again
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00:00:10It's been an eventful summer.
00:00:12Raindrops on roses
00:00:19I'm tied up in a serial killer's basement.
00:00:22He said nightmares don't come true.
00:00:31He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim.
00:00:37I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament.
00:00:49I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability.
00:00:53All the answers were in Goody's book of spells.
00:00:57With my ability now under control,
00:00:59I set my sights on an obsession I've had since I was six years old.
00:01:04Before dying, victim number eleven.
00:01:07Describe the suspect.
00:01:08The Kansas City Scalper.
00:01:10America's most elusive serial killer.
00:01:12Blood everywhere.
00:01:14To psychically locate him,
00:01:16all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes.
00:01:30The Scalper's eleventh victim dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched.
00:01:47But the Scalper finally in my crosshairs.
00:01:51I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome.
00:01:56Welcome to Newark Airport.
00:01:59Random screening searches are a requirement at this airport.
00:02:05American Airlines flight AA-1872 to Kansas City is now boarding at 8.3.
00:02:11The Scalper.
00:02:12The Scalper.
00:02:14The Scalper.
00:02:16The Scalper.
00:02:17The Scalper.
00:02:18Anything else on your person?
00:02:20I need a wand on this one.
00:02:23Arms.
00:02:25The Scalper.
00:02:33The Scalper.
00:02:35The Scalper.
00:02:52which part of prohibited items don't you understand young lady the part where you
00:02:57believe that cramming hundreds of people into a metal tube flying through the air
00:03:00creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed
00:03:02we get a bank check over here yeah I'm headed to the junior embalmers convention in Kansas City
00:03:17it's a prosthetic hand yeah that's not the problem you care to explain this curious I
00:03:28have no idea how that ended up in there this is over 3.4 ounces which means it's a big
00:03:33no-no
00:03:34I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time sun cream seriously
00:03:54are your serial killer services listed online too
00:04:03you
00:04:09Oh, my God.
00:04:42I made you a gift.
00:04:51That's how I remember all my special guests.
00:05:04Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:45Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:55What?
00:05:56It's nothing.
00:05:57Just a minor psychic glitch.
00:05:59I'm not to pray the word of this to anyone, you understand?
00:06:02Especially my mother.
00:06:04Now.
00:06:08Let's play dolls.
00:06:09Let's play dolls.
00:06:35Let's play dolls.
00:06:36Let's play dolls.
00:07:31I'm not finding anything related to black tears.
00:07:35Like I said, it's just a glitch.
00:07:38Darling, Lurch has packed the car.
00:07:40We must be off.
00:07:42You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
00:07:44I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
00:07:48I feel like I've barely seen you.
00:07:50Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again.
00:07:53So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
00:07:56When do I get to read your novel?
00:07:59When the sun explodes and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse.
00:08:04Soon, Mother.
00:08:05Soon.
00:08:06Jump, jump.
00:08:10Remember where your loyalty lies.
00:08:12No diré que tu adiós me volvió desgraciado.
00:08:25That's my boy.
00:08:27You and your Uncle Festa with the same ability.
00:08:30You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
00:08:33Stick your finger in enough sockets.
00:08:34You'll learn a thing or two.
00:08:37It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
00:08:40Being an outcast isn't about what you can do.
00:08:43It's a state of mind.
00:08:46You need to work on your aim.
00:08:48Pugsy has always struggled with his aim.
00:08:50From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
00:08:54Lurch can attest to that, can't you, old chap?
00:09:09I'm just glad to see you're taking an interest in your brother.
00:09:12I'm keeping a mental list if how his ability can serve my needs.
00:09:15That's the spirit, my little bombita.
00:09:17There is no we in family, only in I.
00:09:25There's a stop sign coming up.
00:09:27Hit the O, dead center.
00:09:28I'm not sure I can.
00:09:30If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
00:09:35Only Dad's button can do that.
00:09:37I had things rewire it.
00:10:13I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:24I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:29I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:34I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:36I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:38I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:38I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:38I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:39I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:44I'll be forced to hit the O, dead center.
00:10:47Oh, dear.
00:10:50Oh, dear.
00:11:01Ah!
00:11:46Ah
00:12:00And answer me if I don't make it the evidence is safe at the bullpen
00:12:26Oh
00:12:53Wait
00:12:54This is the first time you've ever willingly returned to a school
00:12:59How does it feel?
00:13:01Like returning to the scene of the crime
00:13:02I already know where the bodies are buried
00:13:05No more uncontrolled chaos
00:13:07I will bend this place to my will
00:13:09Be careful, dear
00:13:12Control is often an illusion
00:13:15Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family
00:13:18Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
00:13:21You make lots of friends
00:13:23These are our people
00:13:25Poor Puxley
00:13:26Your father and I will get him settled in
00:13:29Promise me
00:13:31You will take care of your brother
00:13:33I always do
00:13:44Here are the ground rules
00:13:45No eye contact without permission
00:13:47Bullying assistance request must be submitted through writing
00:13:50Everything reports to me
00:13:51Understand?
00:14:03Oh
00:14:05Creamies
00:14:10Here she is, here she is
00:14:11Here she is
00:14:12Come on
00:14:16Can I get your autograph?
00:14:18I only signed my name in blood
00:14:20I would expect nothing less
00:14:22I never said it was my own blood
00:14:27You are done here
00:14:29True
00:14:33That was disturbing
00:14:34Well you better get used to it
00:14:36You're kind of a big deal now
00:14:38After the whole
00:14:38Saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing
00:14:40Why does anyone still care?
00:14:43You're really not much of a clout chaser
00:14:44Are you?
00:14:46Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics
00:14:48The harder you repel it
00:14:49The harder it comes for you
00:14:54Wednesday Adams
00:14:56Oh
00:14:58It is an honor to meet the savior of Nevermore
00:15:01Allow me to introduce myself
00:15:03Barry Doerr
00:15:03Your new principal
00:15:05Um
00:15:06Would you like a sticker?
00:15:09Only if you have one that says
00:15:10Do not resuscitate
00:15:13There's that wicked tongue
00:15:14I've heard so much about
00:15:15I love it
00:15:17I am reinstating the founder's pyre ceremony
00:15:20It's an old outcast tradition
00:15:22Big bonfire
00:15:23Tomorrow night
00:15:24And the best part is
00:15:26I want you to be our student of honor
00:15:28I would rather be burned at the stake
00:15:31Please consider it
00:15:32I want us to be allies in this struggle
00:15:34What struggle?
00:15:35Returning nevermore to its glory days
00:15:37I hate to speak ill of the dead
00:15:39But in this case
00:15:40Weems really fudged up
00:15:42I don't like to speak ill of the dead either
00:15:44It's much more fun to demonize the living
00:16:09We need to set bear traps out here
00:16:26Toady Ruby
00:16:27All right
00:16:30Everyone out
00:16:31Thanks for the help
00:16:37Don't put too much pressure on it
00:16:40No pressure
00:16:41Right
00:16:42Got it
00:16:42Catch up with you later at the loop in cages
00:16:45With the others
00:16:45Absolutely, Bruno
00:16:48Can't wait
00:16:53How was your vacay?
00:16:55Because I had the best summer ever
00:16:57And I've been dying to tell you all about it
00:16:59Well, I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me
00:17:02So
00:17:03You both win
00:17:06Well, I'll spare you the details
00:17:07But
00:17:08I did get you a gift
00:17:10At Loop and Palooza
00:17:11In Golden Gate Park
00:17:13Don't worry
00:17:14It's not a snood
00:17:19Get it?
00:17:20Like Beowulf?
00:17:21I thought you'd love the literary reference
00:17:23Nothing like a bad pun
00:17:24To throw dirt on the coffin
00:17:25Of epic poetry
00:17:27I got you a gift as well
00:17:28For my summer travels
00:17:35Oh
00:17:37Oh
00:17:39Thank you
00:17:40I mean, it is a little creepy
00:17:42But, um
00:17:43The curls are super soft
00:17:44It's made from real human hair
00:17:48I just have so many goals this year
00:17:52I want to secure my place in the pack
00:17:54Become dance troupe captain
00:17:55And finally join the nightshades
00:17:57What about you?
00:17:59Avoid people and work on my new
00:18:01Viper de la Muerte novel
00:18:02That doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution
00:18:04I don't evolve
00:18:06I cocoon
00:18:07Well, speaking of your novel
00:18:09Was that publisher interested?
00:18:12I call it Death by a Thousand Notes
00:18:17This one here just looks like a typo
00:18:21It's not
00:18:21It's the old English spelling for dismemberment
00:18:24This novel was two years of my life
00:18:26They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands
00:18:28Before I change a single word
00:18:32That better not be any more braddish autograph hounds
00:18:35Tell me about it
00:18:36We seriously need to set some boundaries
00:18:38Let's post hours to sign stuff in the student lounge
00:18:43Hey, Wednesday
00:18:44How was your summer?
00:18:45I scalped a serial killer
00:18:47Huh
00:18:48Is, uh
00:18:49Is Enid around?
00:18:51She left earlier with the pack
00:18:53I threatened to neuter them if they didn't get out
00:18:56Well, uh
00:18:57Would you mind giving her this?
00:19:06Thanks for covering
00:19:07I know the only thing you hate more than color
00:19:10Is relationship drama
00:19:12Machiavelli once said that friendship
00:19:13Is watching a person's slow drip of miseries
00:19:15And feeling honored to be present
00:19:16For their most dismal moments
00:19:18Does that mean?
00:19:19In 25 words or less
00:19:21Go
00:19:23I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore
00:19:25He's sweet and cute
00:19:26But
00:19:27He's still in love with the old me
00:19:29And I've changed
00:19:30Hey, look at that
00:19:31Exactly 25 words
00:19:32Just talk to him and get it over with
00:19:34Yeah, well, if I do that
00:19:35Then it'll be like an arrow
00:19:38Holy crap
00:19:45Welcome back, Wednesday
00:19:46I'm still watching
00:19:49Wait
00:19:50You have a stalker?
00:19:51Don't be jealous
00:20:05I didn't see the stalker
00:20:08You've got a little something
00:20:11It's nothing
00:20:23Colaban Hall
00:20:25My old stomping crown
00:20:32Hi, folks, Lee
00:20:33I'm
00:20:36Electricity
00:20:37Cool
00:20:38And you must be Janet
00:20:41Wednesday told us all about you
00:20:43I put that
00:20:46Sue and I weren't sure
00:20:47We wanted Eugene to come back to Nevermore
00:20:49But he insisted
00:20:51I did help save the school
00:20:53I remember that thing
00:20:55What was it like getting gutted by a hide?
00:20:59I still wake up screaming sometimes
00:21:02Whoa
00:21:04That's awesome
00:21:05Why don't we give the boys some space?
00:21:09Lurch will be up with your things
00:21:11And we'll see you downstairs
00:21:18Remember, boys
00:21:19The friends you make here
00:21:21Will be your brothers for life
00:21:24You'll kill for each other
00:21:25And provide alibis
00:21:28Huh
00:21:35What's with the bugs?
00:21:36At first I could only control bees
00:21:39But lately I've been able to control other insects too
00:21:42Watch this
00:21:47They're so juicy
00:21:51Perfect for late night munchies
00:21:54They're pets
00:21:55Not snacks
00:22:01Maybe after we unpack we could hang out
00:22:04Actually, I'm meeting up with some other guys
00:22:06I could tag along
00:22:08They're kind of newish friends
00:22:09I don't mind
00:22:10It's not like I have any old ones
00:22:12I owe your sister a lot
00:22:13Which is why I agreed to be your roommate
00:22:15Let's just see how this pans out first, okay?
00:22:19Yeah
00:22:20Sure
00:22:23Yo, B-boy
00:22:25Oh, you've grown
00:22:26Hey, Jax
00:22:27What are you doing here?
00:22:29I'm your new resident advisor
00:22:31If you have any questions
00:22:32Can you stone me with your snakes?
00:22:34That's not gonna happen
00:22:35Are you and Eden still together?
00:22:37Or she finally come to her senses?
00:22:39Do you two have any dorm-related questions?
00:22:42Okay
00:22:43Well, welcome to Calavan
00:22:44It's gonna be a great year
00:22:56That's her
00:22:58I can't believe it
00:22:59I liked it better when I was feared and hated
00:23:06Principal Dory
00:23:07Have you met our little angel of death?
00:23:10Yep
00:23:10I'm sure Wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year
00:23:13What do you mean, around more this year?
00:23:15Principal Dory just asked me to chair the Gala Fundraising Committee
00:23:19Vincent Thorpe chaired the last three years
00:23:21But after Xavier was falsely accused of murder
00:23:24He pulled his son and his endowment from Nevermore
00:23:27Xavier's not coming back this year?
00:23:29He's heading to Reichenbach Academy in Switzerland
00:23:31I spent the summer there as an exchange student
00:23:34I remember it, darling
00:23:35It was the longest summer of my life
00:23:38Oh
00:23:40I realize I've ambushed you
00:23:43No, I usually enjoy a good ambush
00:23:45Especially when it involves daggers
00:23:50Why don't you think about it overnight?
00:23:53Tish and I will discuss it on the ride home
00:23:56Actually, I was hoping to keep you a little closer
00:24:04I thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty
00:24:09Marilyn Thornhill lived here last year
00:24:11But thanks to Wednesday, she is now enjoying much tighter quarters
00:24:15In prison
00:24:17Not pine box, Tate
00:24:18But a girl can dream
00:24:20It's yours for the night
00:24:21And if you decide to become our gallant chair
00:24:24Consider this your home away from home
00:24:27I'll wait outside
00:24:42Who decorated this place?
00:24:44A homicidal maniac
00:24:46No, you shouldn't cast aspersion steer
00:24:48Not all homicidal maniacs have such ghastly taste
00:24:52Nothing your putrefine touch couldn't fix
00:24:55Gotta beat ya
00:24:57Hey dad, I found some wild mouse traps under the sink
00:24:59You want a snack?
00:25:00Yeah
00:25:03Why would you want to be in charge of a gala?
00:25:07Well, I wasn't expecting things to change so quickly
00:25:11Pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer
00:25:13And now that you're both at Nevermore
00:25:16I have been wondering what my next chapter might be
00:25:21The thought of you and father in the house alone unsupervised
00:25:24Fills me with a sense of dread I usually reserve for costume mascots
00:25:28But I won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable
00:25:31I was born uncomfortable, mother
00:25:36I know it's been hard
00:25:38With Goody gone
00:25:39And no one from my bloodline reaching out to be your new spirit guide
00:25:43But if I was here
00:25:46I could be of assistance
00:25:48Temporarily, of course
00:25:49Until a new guide presents themselves
00:25:53You're a dove
00:25:53I'm a raven
00:25:54We're on different paths
00:25:56You said so yourself
00:25:56I've had experience with ravens
00:26:02Are you talking about your sister?
00:26:06You've never been very forthcoming about Anophilia
00:26:16You remind me a lot of her
00:26:20Especially as you've gotten older
00:26:22You don't need to worry about me, mother
00:26:26You should be focused on Pugsley
00:26:28We both know being tall and male will only get him so far
00:26:31Besides, he's got the brains of a dung beetle
00:26:33And the ambition of a French bureaucrat
00:26:42Wednesday is hiding things from me
00:26:46I will not let history repeat itself
00:26:56I can handle my mother
00:27:01I'm not asking for help because I don't need it
00:27:03I don't need yours either
00:27:06Keep your nosey fingers out of my business
00:27:19Victim's Carl Bradbury
00:27:21Local private investigator
00:27:23Real sleaze
00:27:24Witnesses are Greg Mulligan and Debbie Prysman
00:27:27Greg's the manager of the Piggly Wiggly
00:27:29And Debbie's one of his cashiers
00:27:31So Bradbury was out here catching our supermarkets
00:27:34Sweethearts in a tryst
00:27:35When he got attacked by a squad of kamikaze crows
00:27:38This is a first
00:27:40Even for Jericho
00:27:41Get the body to the morgue before he gets too ripe
00:27:46Wednesday
00:27:47Can I help you?
00:27:48Just admiring the view
00:27:52Sheriff Santiago
00:27:54I promise to be better than my predecessor
00:27:56That's an exceptionally low bar
00:27:58That's an exceptionally low bar
00:28:13Ow!
00:28:16Galpin?
00:28:17What are you doing here?
00:28:18The victim was a friend of mine
00:28:20Carl Bradbury
00:28:21We were working a case together
00:28:23And that's what got him killed
00:28:25I play cello
00:28:26Not violin
00:28:28Bradbury stumbled onto something
00:28:30He said it could affect all outcasts
00:28:31And we're just starting to scratch the surface
00:28:32You care about outcasts now?
00:28:35My son is an outcast
00:28:36Yeah, I know what he's done
00:28:38But it's Thornhill
00:28:39She turned him into a monster
00:28:41Taylor was always a monster
00:28:43She just unlocked that in him
00:28:44People don't change
00:28:46Look at you
00:28:47You're still a broken, deluded man
00:28:49You just can't hide behind his tin badge anymore
00:28:50Badge never stopped you, did it?
00:28:54I could use your help getting to the bottom of this
00:28:58You didn't just wind up at that crime scene by accident, Adams
00:29:01You were drawn to it like a moth to a flame
00:29:07It's a shame your keen psychological insight
00:29:09Couldn't help you save your own son
00:29:15If you change your mind, you come find me
00:29:17If you change your mind, you come find me
00:29:18If you change your mind, you come find me
00:29:19Just remember
00:29:21The birds are always watching
00:29:39Tonight, you're gonna hear the tale of the skull tree
00:29:45It's Caliban Hall tradition to tell this story on the first night of school
00:29:54There once was a brilliant boy
00:29:57With a fragile heart
00:29:59He spent his days in bed
00:30:01Drawing all the incredible machines he planned to build someday
00:30:06Now the doctors, they only gave him months to live
00:30:10So he decided to design his own heart
00:30:15So that his body could keep up with his dazzling mind
00:30:28The operation was successful
00:30:30But the clockwork hard, it changed the boy
00:30:36He became cold
00:30:39And driven by ambition
00:30:49When he arrived at Nevermore
00:30:51He was hailed as the greatest mind to ever walk the halls
00:30:57But his inventions became more dangerous
00:31:01Until one night
00:31:04His genius cost him his life
00:31:12Legend has it
00:31:14His body is buried at the foot of the skull tree
00:31:17In an unmarked grave
00:31:21But if you put your ear to the skull's hollow left eye
00:31:25You can still hear his clockwork heart
00:31:29Tick
00:31:31Tick
00:31:32Tick
00:31:33Tick
00:31:35Only the bravest in Caliban Hall
00:31:37Have ventured out at night to take the dare to listen to the tick
00:31:40Of the clockwork heart
00:31:44So will you?
00:32:01Miss Barclay! Thanks for making the time!
00:32:03What a wonderful first day it's been, hasn't it?
00:32:05Oh, it's so nice to see this place brimming with outcast energy.
00:32:11Our most famous alumni would be proud.
00:32:18I've been watching you, how you interacted with your peers.
00:32:23You know, charisma is something that, while it can't be learned, it's a gift.
00:32:27And you positively ooze it.
00:32:30I'm guessing you have some political aspirations
00:32:32in your future.
00:32:34I like the idea of creating real change for outcasts.
00:32:37Well, what if I told you that you can start creating that change today
00:32:42as the fundraising gala student liaison?
00:32:46I mean, we really need to heat things up if we're gonna hit our target.
00:32:50And you have the sizzle factor I've been looking for.
00:32:55Wow. I'm honored.
00:32:58But I'm not so sure I have the time to take on something like that.
00:33:00But I'm really sorry.
00:33:05Me too.
00:33:07I mean, you are a scholarship student, right?
00:33:10The school isn't a financial pickle, and if we don't meet our fundraising goals,
00:33:14I may be forced to let some of the scholarship students go.
00:33:25I know how people feel about sirens.
00:33:29But I don't share that view.
00:33:31No outcast should be limited or shamed.
00:33:35Is that why you're asking me?
00:33:38Because I'm a siren?
00:33:39Using your powers of persuasion for a good cause should be applauded.
00:33:44I'm sure you agree.
00:33:46We all want what's best for Nevermore.
00:33:49So why don't you take another look at that schedule of yours
00:33:52and see if you can squeeze this in.
00:33:56You can give me your decision tomorrow.
00:34:12Thing.
00:34:13What are you doing out here?
00:34:15Winston yelled at you?
00:34:19Man, the sudden popularity is really getting to her.
00:34:21I think some people just aren't built for fame.
00:34:24And when you're stressed, relatives can be the easiest punching bags.
00:34:27Or in your case, sparring glove.
00:34:31I know how it feels to think you don't belong.
00:34:33But you do.
00:34:36You know what you need?
00:34:37A place you can call your own.
00:34:39And I've got the perfect spot.
00:34:49Home sweet home thing.
00:34:53Welcome to the pack.
00:35:07.
00:37:42Well, I was inspired by a group of young people who saved their school in the face of overwhelming odds.
00:37:48I decided it was time to give back to my own community.
00:38:21I play for my own fulfillment.
00:38:22And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you. Stop trying to control it. You have to succumb to its beautiful
00:38:34chaos.
00:38:35I cause chaos. I don't succumb to it.
00:39:03There hasn't been a founder's power since my days at Nevermore.
00:39:07Yes. It's a marvel what these da Vinci students can build. They have more creativity in their right pinkies than
00:39:15I have in my entire body. This thing's gonna work, right?
00:39:50I'm still pondering. I want to do what's best for Nevermore but also for my family.
00:39:55I understand that is a lot to balance, which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
00:40:00And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
00:40:03Look no further. She's here.
00:40:06Mrs. Adams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
00:40:10It would be an honor to work with the Nevermore legend.
00:40:13Yeah, come.
00:40:14Come to the pyre tonight. See what we're trying to build here. Then decide if you want to be involved.
00:40:28From Xavier.
00:40:30I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you.
00:40:35You have a phone?
00:40:36I dropped it in the bath.
00:40:45Consider this my goodbye gift. The image suddenly flashed in my head. Don't ask me how I know or what
00:40:50it means, but it's connected to you, I'm sure.
00:40:52Who's Wednesday Adams without a mystery to solve, right?
00:40:55Xavier.
00:40:56A creepy crow and a headstone.
00:40:59What's it mean?
00:41:00No idea.
00:41:01Thing and I are headed to the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:02You joining?
00:41:09Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
00:41:14Read any good books lately?
00:41:18My novel.
00:41:21It's gone.
00:41:24Higher, higher, higher. I am demon of the fire and each blazing roofs my pyre.
00:41:30My stalker is going to burn my manuscript at the Founder's Pyre.
00:41:33That's not your only copy, right?
00:41:37Seriously? Copy machines aren't even 21st century technology.
00:41:40I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
00:42:00The stalker is here. Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
00:42:03Who isn't watching us?
00:42:05Neither, neither.
00:42:09Hey, stay on track. You need to check the pyre. You go on the other side.
00:42:15Oh my god!
00:42:20Hey!
00:42:21Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the sculpture to go dig up that dead kid.
00:42:25Who's coming?
00:42:30I'm sorry. Tonight's my big night.
00:42:33George's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
00:42:41Think. Keep your fingers peeled. The stalker's playing a game.
00:43:01If you don't want your novel to go up and smoke neatly under the pyre,
00:43:05P.S. I found a few more typos.
00:43:16Lindsay, what are you? Julie!
00:43:17Hey, Ena.
00:43:19Hey, Jax. Hi.
00:43:21What's going on?
00:43:23Like, you kind of ghosted me this summer.
00:43:25I texted a bunch. I left a crazy number of voicemails.
00:43:29Sorry. My bad. Wolf camp was strictly device-free.
00:43:32I was totally unplugged for like a whole month. Can you believe it?
00:43:34I still think I have PTSD.
00:43:36We've been back two days.
00:43:38It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
00:43:40Uh, well, I've been busy with the pack, and you have your RA thing?
00:43:45Plus, I've got the Wednesday factor, and she never disappoints.
00:43:48Hey, Ena. I saved your spot at the front.
00:43:51Thanks, Bruno.
00:43:52But I'm, uh, kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:43:55Wednesday!
00:43:57Wednesday!
00:44:00Wednesday!
00:44:07Good evening, Evermore.
00:44:10Good evening and welcome to the Founder's Pile.
00:44:13Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore Alma Mater.
00:44:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:44:25Nevermore forever dreaming
00:44:29Years of study, fun, and screaming
00:44:33Outcast bonds forged in trust
00:44:37While all others turn to dust
00:44:41Here, be five, ready to go in bed
00:44:46Forget your outcast, Sergeant
00:44:49Ravens feast on all our woes
00:44:53In the home of Edgar Allan Poe
00:44:57And evermore
00:45:03And evermore
00:45:07And evermore
00:45:27I come home in the morning
00:45:30I come back
00:45:32Hello, fellow outcasts!
00:45:34And welcome back to Nevermore!
00:45:38I'm your principal, Barry George.
00:45:44And tonight, we celebrate a new era!
00:45:48Yeah!
00:45:51Now, I know change can be scary
00:45:53But you don't have to be afraid
00:45:55You know why?
00:45:57Because we are outcasts!
00:46:01We're all!
00:46:03Yes, we are!
00:46:09Wednesday!
00:46:11You've got to get out of here
00:46:12They're gonna light this thing any second!
00:46:17Alright, alright, now
00:46:18From now on
00:46:19I am abolishing the nightshades
00:46:22And all secret societies
00:46:25The protection of our school
00:46:27Falls upon all of us
00:46:29Therefore, we are all nightshades
00:46:35Yeah!
00:46:39Now, in the words
00:46:41Of that great American outcast
00:46:43Bruce Springsteen
00:46:45You can't start a fire
00:46:46Without a sport!
00:47:11Get your faut, cut it!
00:47:12Get me out of here!
00:47:29Oh...
00:47:30Quincey!
00:47:32Quincey!
00:47:33I'm getting help!
00:47:35One day,
00:47:37One day,
00:47:54Let's go.
00:48:27We need to put out the bonfire!
00:48:29Prince Valdora, Wednesday Addams is trapped under the pyre.
00:48:41All right, don't panic.
00:48:44She is right on cue, our student of honor, Wednesday Addams.
00:48:52None of us would be here today without your bravery.
00:48:56Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
00:49:01Well, I had this commission to commemorate how you and your rag-dead group of Nevermore Buddies saved our school!
00:49:25Give us a few words of inspiration to launch us into the new era!
00:49:31Run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:41run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:48run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:48run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:48run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:49run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:49run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state, run state,
00:49:52run state, run state, run state, run state, run
00:49:59Tonight is our banquet of discontent and we shall gladly feast on those who would
00:50:12subdue us our fight is just beginning and I'm ripping the band-aid off the
00:50:20scab of civility and will not cease until our enemies have been vanquished
00:50:33and by enemies I mean any imbecile stupid enough to cheer on some shallow rabble-rousing
00:50:39diatribe like that you thought I was your hero I'm not I always play dirty and I never
00:50:49fight fair the only side I'm on is my own and the only place I'll lead you is off a
00:50:53cliff so do not put me on a pedestal because I will burn it down
00:51:28what the hell are you doing I never agreed to this
00:51:31so you're going to torpedo it for the rest of us you're my best friend but can you be
00:51:34a little less Wednesday this is supposed to be our best year ever
00:51:39you're mine
00:51:40you're mine
00:51:40you're mine
00:51:55you're mine
00:51:57Oh, my God.
00:52:37Oh, my God.
00:52:57Oh, my God.
00:53:10Hey, stop!
00:53:12Wednesday, will you wait up?
00:53:46This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:49This is all your fault.
00:53:51I die because of you.
00:53:55I die because of you!
00:54:02Wednesday!
00:54:29Wednesday,'s holiday summer.
00:54:42See you next time!
00:54:49I'm Sean Hamid!
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