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00:04Hey there, how you doing?
00:12Couldn't help noticing you notice me and my feet.
00:17You know, I've been hearing a lot of things about you recently.
00:24Some bad, some good, some...
00:29downright filthy.
00:32Now, what you're gonna do is you're gonna follow my instructions
00:38very, very carefully.
00:42And maybe...
00:45I'll let you go.
00:47With a happy ending.
00:53Take your socks off.
00:57Peel the sock off.
01:01There you go.
01:03Now you can see them.
01:05With all your toes.
01:07Give them a wiggle.
01:10Yeah, give them a wiggle.
01:12Faster.
01:13Faster.
01:15Mm-hmm.
01:16Mm-hmm.
01:17Stop.
01:17Faster.
01:19Mm-hmm.
01:21Stop.
01:23Oops.
01:25Mm-hmm.
01:28Ah.
01:31Now, with your hands drenched in ca...
01:36I mean...
01:36In, um...
01:38Lotion.
01:40Start to massage.
01:43Really caress.
01:47Get every crack.
01:52Don't forget the toenail.
01:54Mm-hmm.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Ah, ah, ah.
01:59Hands off, boys.
02:02That's all we have time for today.
02:05Come again soon.
02:11My goodness.
02:12Ugh.
02:13Hope you're alright, Marco.
02:14Gee whiz.
02:25Flippity flip.
02:26What?
02:27What now?
02:28Ah, no.
02:28Nothing to do with work.
02:30We just got rejected again for a house.
02:33That's the third one this week.
02:35Maybe put in a higher offer?
02:36Well, we would if we could, but the wedding's holding us back too much.
02:41Don't tell anyone, but I've started an OnlyFans account for feed pics.
02:45I have three subscribers, so now I can pay for the icing on the wedding cake.
02:49Hey, maybe this campaign will be a hit, and then you can buy a cake and a house.
02:52I highly doubt that, but your optimism is calming me somewhat.
02:57Good.
02:57Can you remain calm until I return from my belated honeymoon?
03:00When are you leaving again?
03:02What?
03:02Tonight, man.
03:03I've told you three times today.
03:04I'm so sorry, Ange.
03:06Like, my head is all over the place, and Cole is going to be here any second now.
03:10That's very precise of you.
03:13Cole!
03:13What a surprise!
03:15Sorry, I'm a little early.
03:16Hi.
03:17Ah, that's all good.
03:18We needed a distraction.
03:20From?
03:21Oh, well, it's more than I did.
03:23My house hunting isn't going so well.
03:25Tell me about it.
03:26I was looking for nearly a year for my place.
03:28Ah!
03:29Please don't tell him that.
03:29I need him calm today.
03:32So, how should we do this?
03:34What do you mean?
03:35Oh, well, shall I sit or keep standing?
03:40As you are.
03:40Okay.
03:42It's great to meet you both.
03:44I'm guessing you're Adam and you're Ange.
03:46Very receptive of you.
03:48Oh, so you need a model?
03:50We do.
03:51My agent didn't give me any dates.
03:54Ah, it's for the 22nd.
03:56Is that all good?
03:57From the top of my head, yes.
03:59And what exactly will I be modelling for?
04:01It's for pump underwear.
04:03Here, let me show you.
04:08Fancy stuff?
04:09Yeah, it's a great brand.
04:10They're based out of Montreal.
04:11We think you'd be a perfect face for the campaign.
04:14Well, you haven't seen all of me.
04:17All?
04:18Of you?
04:23Are you happy with this too?
04:45You're hired.
04:47I'll take that as a yes.
04:50Yes, I have a feeling this is going to be really something special.
04:57Hey, the wedding cake lady called for you again today.
05:00For you?
05:01Did you want to...?
05:01Ah, yes, because I'm getting married.
05:03Mm.
05:04Ah, ha, ha, ha.
05:05Yeah, thank you for reminding me.
05:07That's okay.
05:08You want to get it?
05:09Okay.
05:12So lovely to meet you.
05:14Yeah.
05:14Thank you for coming in.
05:38Babe.
05:40You're gone, right?
05:41All right.
06:36All right.
06:43All right.
06:45Are you at Gabe's house?
06:48I am.
06:49Is this important?
06:50Because I was kind of in the middle of something big.
06:53It can wait.
06:54I'll be there in two minutes.
06:56Open up.
07:03Fuck my life.
07:11Is anyone here?
07:12Not that I'm aware of.
07:13Why?
07:14Okay.
07:14I found the perfect coffee table for my new apartment on Marketplace and I need you to help me pick
07:20it up.
07:20I've done my back again.
07:22And this needs to happen like right now?
07:26Yes.
07:26I don't want to lose it to someone who gets there before me.
07:29It's a coffee table.
07:30Wait till you see it.
07:34I'll meet you in the car in one minute.
07:36Hurry up.
07:45You know I found the same coffee table brand new for less money.
07:48Are you sure you're getting a good deal here?
07:50Maybe you should rethink this.
07:52Hmm?
07:53If you say so, Adam.
07:55Yes.
07:55Sounds like a good idea.
07:58Uh, okay.
08:00Why are you acting strange?
08:21Mom?
08:23Is this what I think it is?
08:27Yes, hon.
08:28You're getting married today.
08:31But, but we were saving and he wanted it all fancy.
08:37Is this real?
08:39It's okay, Adam.
08:41Everything's gonna be okay.
08:42Bye.
09:17And now for the vows.
09:24Hey everyone.
09:26I'm so happy to see so many beloved faces.
09:30I, you'll have to excuse me if my speech isn't as polished as I was hoping it to be.
09:36But as you all know, today came as a bit of a surprise.
09:40So, but I'm loving all of it.
09:45For those of you who don't know, this is the place where Gabe and I first met back when we
09:49used to work here.
09:52Back then I was too caught up in my own world that I couldn't see what was, what was right
09:59there in front of me.
10:05Okay.
10:07Ahem.
10:10Gabe.
10:12My Gabe.
10:14My Gabe.
10:15You are one of the most kindest, sweetest and loving people who I have ever met.
10:22You remind me every day to be a better person and I feel like one with having you by my
10:29side.
10:30As a husband, I promise to make you laugh and to hug you when you're feeling down and to support
10:39you when you need me.
10:42I promise to let you pick the movies that we watch.
10:46Sometimes.
10:47Sometimes.
10:49And I promise to be a better listener.
10:52Wow.
10:52I did not write that part.
10:56Seriously.
10:58My life would be very different without you and I'm excited to see where it goes.
11:04So, in saying that, I promise to love you today, tomorrow and forever.
11:12I love you, Gabe.
11:14Gabe.
11:16That was beautiful, Adam.
11:19Now let's hear from Gabe.
11:22Adam.
11:25You are such a special person.
11:29And I am so grateful that I got to meet you in this place.
11:36Through all the soap suds, the sponges, the laughter and the tears, we saw each other.
11:52I instantly feel better when I'm around you, no matter how crazy my day's been.
12:00I promise to show you that I love you every day.
12:06To laugh with you, to cry with you.
12:10And I promise to communicate with you, to solve any challenges together.
12:18I promise to be your man for life.
12:22Because, Adam, you're my man for life.
12:29You're my man.
12:33Ooh.
12:53I'm shaking, I'm shaking.
12:55I now pronounce you husband and husband.
12:59You may kiss each other.
13:01Woo!
13:03Woo!
13:05Woo!
13:12Woo!
13:13Woo!
13:16Woo!
13:17We're married.
13:21We're married!
13:23Oh!
13:25I love you so much.
13:27Me too.
13:32oh my god oh it's too shiny it's too shiny
13:39congratulations thank you welcome to the family
13:42now i've got more big bros i've got three big bros
13:46clay clay get over here get over here
13:59oh look at us two married gays who would have thought
14:03if you're setting me up to say something rude or insulting then you'll be disappointed because i
14:09always wanted to be a married gay whoa whoa how many drinks have you had that is so far
14:15no no no i did i did all right i i just couldn't admit it oh today's been such a
14:23beautiful day
14:25no offense but our wedding was better that's true and there she is it's just a joke relax though though
14:34the food was five star that's because i picked the caterer at least we can agree on something
14:39all right i'll catch you later all right okay um do you mind if i pull you away for a
14:47minute yeah
14:48that's fine
14:53okay uh this might sound strange but uh i need you to get me off
14:58adam what are you going on about i have blue balls
15:04when right now why well when mum picked me up today to bring me here i was halfway through
15:12you know what so that's what you get up to when i'm not home
15:16no honey hubby my sweet love i don't have time to get into this right now because the pain that's
15:22beginning to form is so bad that i might cry and i don't mean like you know like a single
15:27tear flowing
15:27down my face kind of cry i mean like the end of coco or the beginning of up you know
15:31the cry
15:32uh okay so why don't you just go jerk it off in the bathroom real quick
15:38gabe gabe i'm not gonna blow a load for the first time as a married man by jerking off alone
15:44and
15:44in a public bathroom okay that's not gonna happen you're gonna need to assist me okay well
15:52here's the thing adam people don't usually have sex during the wedding they usually wait until after
16:00remember when i said that having an early moon was a stupid idea but i went along with it and
16:05you got plenty of sex from me then yes so please help husband out
16:15okay but only because you called me husband thank you thank you thank you
16:42i didn't know that i was going to be the kind of person who cried at a wedding but how
16:47long i was
16:48oh my god it was so beautiful you well hey i'm so happy you could make it i mean you
16:56know it could
16:56be you one day you know fingers crossed i know there's a guy out there really stupidly i just need
17:01to find him okay thanks um adam this is my mate tom it's my plus one for today tom tom
17:09tom from next
17:11door yeah i'm surprised you remember me well you've got the same head and you've just gone from yay
17:16high to well to this high are you still next door yeah yeah still next door only now i'm his
17:25personal
17:25looper driver i just can't seem to pass my test okay and most of the time we're heading in the
17:30same
17:31direction anyway so it's not all bad you know tom if you were ever interested in modeling i'd love
17:38to shoot you one day colin did say you're some kind of famous photographer
17:44uh in a way yes so what do you think oh and tom you're so handsome i well according to
17:52i was we had at school at lunch or whatever i'll have to give it some thought i've never fancied
17:57myself in my door well if you ever change your mind let me know hi everybody i don't want to
18:04keep
18:04you from the celebrations but gabe and i have been working on a surprise video for today and i'm so
18:12excited i can finally share more surprises yeah if you like it okay
18:21it's not working uh gabe could i use your phone please
18:29thank you just gonna use the cloud one sec okay okay this should work now disobeying orders oh oh my
18:47oh my god i am so sorry that wasn't supposed to happen
18:57oh my god oh my god well how else are we supposed to pay for the wedding
19:02it's like me else man
19:08takes after his dad's feet okay no pull the cord get it okay where's the cord okay okay okay oh
19:15it's done
19:16it's gone it's gone all right all right show's over
19:19what about that shark all right oh best best best wedding ever
19:27do you know how hard it was keeping a secret from this one
19:30he always seems to figure out the surprise not every time
19:38wait all right what's this about
19:43um we are expecting
19:49a baby no a koala mattress yes a baby yes
19:55it's a girl i'm a few months in a girl oh yes oh i'm so happy i'm gonna take a
20:01shopping and to dance
20:02lessons i think what adam is trying to say is we are so happy for you guys thanks congrats guys
20:08i'm gonna make the best uncle i promise are you gonna change the nappies
20:14yeah why not i mean everyone poos right part of natural life
20:19yeah yeah um oh by the way don't call mum yet we're gonna we're gonna call it tomorrow so
20:26oh can you include me in on that phone call and can i start it with hey grandma what's happening
20:30no no
20:31no no way no but please no if if if anyone's gonna call her grandma first it is it is
20:37this
20:38can't i think it's all the fun that's my kid so adam tell us about this foot video oh yeah
20:45yeah you freak yes i would love to you freaky boy
20:52i have a fetish
20:53i don't know
20:55i think you got the whole world full but i can't see
21:15right
21:16i know
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