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00:22You're banging boys on the street at night
00:26Can't stop with this kryptonite
00:29Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock
00:34Oh no
00:35Ooh, I think they know you
00:39But I'm no better
00:41You're superhuman
00:44So super queer
00:47You made me feel so superhuman
00:51Ooh, you're superhuman
00:56So super queer
00:59You made me feel so good and make my body fly
01:05Come on, come on, come on
01:34Come on, come on
01:37You're fucked, and not in a good way
01:55I'm here, I'm here
01:57I'm sorry, let's do this
01:59Where's Cole?
02:01He cancelled, like two minutes ago
02:05Are you fucking kidding me?
02:07I wish I were
02:08See, see, I knew he was dodgy
02:09I asked for his contract like seven times
02:11And he kept making excuses
02:13This is not happening
02:14I can't fucking believe this shit
02:15My big break is a big joke
02:18I need to go find a quiet space so I can cry now
02:21Can everyone please excuse me for a minute?
02:24Adam, sorry to interrupt your meltdown
02:27But, um, maybe we can help?
02:30Huh?
02:31You did say you wanted to shoot me
02:34I did?
02:36I did?
02:38Yeah, what do you want us to do?
02:47Uh, yeah
02:51What size are you both?
02:56What to do with you, what to do with you
02:58Okay, no, I like that stance
03:00Stay there
03:01And, ooh, the innocent
03:03I like that, okay
03:06Alright, uh, can I get you two a bit closer together?
03:09How close?
03:11Uh, as close as you can
03:13Yeah, okay
03:16Yeah, that's better
03:17Hold that
03:19Yeah, great
03:21A little more on this side, Colin
03:24A little more, um
03:28Rigor
03:29Something strong
03:30You know, you're a rock
03:34Oh, there's the rock
03:47I, uh, I have an idea
03:49Uh, but it might not be good
03:51Let's hear it
03:53I was thinking we could make this a little
03:56sexier
03:58With a kiss
04:00Oh, okay
04:01Yeah, that could work
04:03How do you feel about that, Colin?
04:05Uh, yes
04:06Fine by me
04:07Yeah
04:08Yeah
04:09Great
04:10Well, why don't you just
04:11You know, whenever you're ready
04:12And I'll shoot away
04:13I'll shoot away
04:28Oh, yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:28Yeah
04:30Yeah
04:43Oh, what is what is this hold that don't you dare change, okay?
05:06I think we got it and then his pants ripped and I'm pretty sure one of his balls came
05:17out. I knew we would pull it off, guys. Congrats. Well, if you knew it, why didn't you get champers,
05:29Brandi? Okay, we don't have an allocated champagne budget, Adam. Right. Make it happen. Well,
05:34thank sweet baby Betty Ford that we made it work. Well, cheers to that.
05:39Cheers. They look so sweet together. They really do. I had no idea we were going to have to do
05:50this.
05:51You did that. That was my intention. Was it? Yes, it was. Devilish. Devilish. But you did a good job.
06:01They're a good match. I'm thinking you're going to make it big. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm thinking you're
06:06really making big. Yeah. That was cool. That was fun. I liked it. Yeah, well, I mean,
06:28you're naturals. Oh, but seriously, like, I can't thank you enough. You both saved me today and I'm
06:33forever grateful. Honestly, this is one experience we should be thanking you for. Why is that? You
06:39know, modelling's been on my bucket list for years. You know, I haven't seen this much chemistry since
06:45Gabe and I did a shoot together. You sure it's not just your special lenses? Trust me, it's not that.
06:52Can we get a copy of them when they're done? For sure. I'll send them over soon.
06:56We should go. Oh, well. Get home safe, you two. Give you hope. Oh, there's the three. Thank you so
07:04much.
07:04See you soon. Bye. Bye.
07:24How would you feel about a possible movie night? Like in the old days?
07:29What, like in our PJs? Yeah. Would you be up for it?
07:33As long as we get to watch a horror movie, I'm in. Like what?
07:37Thinking like early Kevin Williamson? You know, like Faculty, Scream, I Know What You Did,
07:44Mrs. Tingle, Cursed. What was Cursed again? It's that Christina Ricci werewolf movie.
07:50It's probably the worst film ever made. You'll love it. Right, sounds good.
08:15You know, I've been thinking a lot about the baby. It's not here yet. Yeah, I know.
08:20But it's got me thinking about myself and some of the things that I've done.
08:26Go on.
08:28Look, now that I'm going to be a granddad, I, you know, make me reflect on being your dad.
08:34Mm.
08:35And, look, I know I screwed up, but I want to be so much better this time.
08:43Now, that means I don't want to miss out on anything. No birthdays, school play, footing.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yeah.
08:54I want to be the best granddad in the world.
08:59OK. Don't overcommit. Just yet. Let's just have the baby first. Yeah, I know, I know.
09:06But, I'm serious, Clay.
09:09All right. Thanks, Dad.
09:11Go ahead.
09:12Well.
09:13I appreciate it.
09:17OK.
09:18All right, let's go. Let's go, eight. I'm starving.
09:20Absolutely, me too.
09:21Can you do the thingy, Adam?
09:23I'll show you this later.
09:24Easy.
09:25Let's go.
09:33Hey.
09:34Am I allowed to come in?
09:36Uh, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm decent.
09:39I got some pitos for the sleepover.
09:41Do you like them?
09:42Reminds me of year seven.
09:46Today was...
09:47Well, it was an experience, to say the least.
09:52Do you regret it?
09:53No.
09:54Well, no, I just hope I looked good.
09:57Well, one thing I know for sure, it will definitely show off.
10:00You're behind, so...
10:04Are you talking about my bum?
10:06Yeah, you're not flat bum.
10:10Flat bum?
10:12You don't remember?
10:13No.
10:14No.
10:14Remind me.
10:17OK.
10:18Well, it was, like, a year ago, and you, um, you touched my bum to evaluate it for me.
10:27I did?
10:29I can't believe I did that.
10:30I can't believe you don't remember it.
10:32How did I do it?
10:35Oh, well, um...
10:38Well, you, you kind of came up to me, like this.
10:47And then you squeeze my arse, like this.
10:53Well, then this doesn't ring any bells.
10:55You're fucking with me.
10:56Oh, you mean like this?
10:59Yes.
11:02Did you like it?
11:04Yes.
11:05Do you like it now?
11:07Of course I do.
11:10Good.
11:22Oh.
11:23Who's that hottie?
11:25Oh, he's that famous actor, Blaze.
11:27He was in that slutty film we saw at MQFF.
11:32He's Inside Me?
11:33Yes, that one.
11:34I loved that film.
11:37Like, looks like he's let himself go a little bit since then.
11:41Hmm.
11:42That said, he can put himself inside me any day.
11:45Oh, please don't.
11:47Wait, are you casting him in your next film?
11:50I mean, I want to, but I don't think I can afford him.
11:53Hmm.
11:56Let me see if I can pull some strings.
11:58I still know some people in the biz.
12:00Well, if you could, that would be amazing.
12:03Yeah.
12:05Yeah.
12:05But no stress either way.
12:06Yeah.
12:07I'll let you know.
12:09God, he's hot when he's angry.
12:10I know.
12:16Well, that just happened.
12:18It did.
12:21What now?
12:25We might want to thank your cousin.
12:28Why would we do that?
12:30Because I'm not sure I would have found a better way to make a move.
12:34You're saying the kiss was premeditated?
12:36You can use a more romantic word, but yes.
12:40Were you okay with it?
12:43To be honest, I wanted to kiss you for so long that I think I kind of just blacked out
12:48the whole thing.
12:52Then, you know, it's a good thing we have photographic evidence.
12:55To remember it by.
13:08The Canadian team love the photos, and they're hoping to use them worldwide as well.
13:13If you're okay with that.
13:15I would love that.
13:16Yes.
13:17A thousand times yes.
13:18The team.
13:18Fantastic.
13:19I'll let the team know.
13:20It's truly been a great experience.
13:23Now that I know you're a two for one, it's been all the more worth it.
13:27A two for whatie?
13:30Modelling as well.
13:31You're a natural.
13:33You're quite cheeky, literally.
13:38Do you mind if I take a look at the ones they picked?
13:41Yeah, absolutely.
13:42Okay.
13:45Mmm.
13:49Looks great.
13:50It looks so good.
13:53Yep.
13:55Posters.
13:56Billboards.
13:57Sides of trams.
13:59Like, you've got your face.
14:00You're going to be the huge face of trams.
14:03Mm-hmm.
14:04Pump.
14:05Cheeked up.
14:06Ah.
14:07It's almost like my worst nightmare.
14:10My best dream.
14:11Best dream.
14:12Love it.
14:12Oh.
14:14Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:15Pump, baby.
14:16Just think of it now.
14:18Pump.
14:19Your cheeks are the vision.
14:21The face.
14:22Yep.
14:23You name it.
14:24You'll see your cheeks everywhere.
14:26Ah.
14:27Ha-ha.
14:28Yeah, you cheeked up.
14:29You cheeked up well.
14:30Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:35I'm so happy.
14:37You look happy.
14:38Yeah.
14:44Don't want one of those kumfutchas.
14:46Come into the floor.
14:47Oh, the kumfutchas.
14:48I haven't got, uh, water.
14:49There you go.
14:50Is that okay?
14:52It's fine.
14:54Oh, I'm so happy.
14:55You happy?
14:55You're okay?
14:57You're gonna be a star.
15:02You're really chugging on that thing.
15:04Ooh.
15:09What can I say?
15:10I mean, this is just the best day of my life.
15:12I'm so stoked for you.
15:13You must be over the moon.
15:18Mum's gonna be so proud.
15:20I bet she is.
15:21Mm-hmm.
15:22The sun getting cheeked up.
15:27Oh, is it hot in here?
15:29Is it just me?
15:30I know.
15:30It's a lot of emotions.
15:32It's quite overwhelming, I know.
15:34You can turn the air con on me.
15:34Let's go for a walk.
15:35Yeah.
15:37Okay.
15:49Adam.
15:50Adam, is everything groovy?
15:53Groovy.
15:54Is everything groovy, he says.
15:58No, they are not.
16:00What?
16:00Why the hell is my ass part of this campaign, and why didn't you say anything?
16:04To avoid a conversation like this?
16:08Anthony, I'm gonna find you and cause pain like you can't even imagine.
16:13Well, I feel like I can already feel it through the phone.
16:16You're not holding a voodoo doll of me, are you?
16:20Can you please just explain?
16:23Well, I might have mislabeled the files and sent yours along as well by accident.
16:29But, but, but, they loved them.
16:33That's crazy.
16:36They really loved them.
16:38I mean, they said it was current, raw, real, sexy even.
16:43And, you know, they're paying us a lot of money, so I figured, give the people what they want.
16:50So, does this mean I'm a model now?
16:53Yeah, sure, yeah.
16:55I mean, if it helps you to hurt me less, I mean, yes.
17:01Okay, I still need time to process all this, but I guess it's not all bad.
17:07Did they really go off?
17:09Big time.
17:11I guess it's not all bad.
17:15All right, get some beauty rest, model.
17:19Okay.
17:25Okay.
17:35Wow, look at this place.
17:37It's so empty.
17:39Yeah, it's, um, kind of spooky in here.
17:43How sure are we that Theo isn't going to jump out and scare us?
17:46Yeah, that, uh, does sound like something he would do.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Ooh, that must be the box.
17:54I wonder what's inside?
17:56Sex toys you got for 25% off.
18:00There's a note.
18:01Oh.
18:02What does it say?
18:03It says, call the landlord.
18:06What?
18:09Uh, only on chatty.
18:23Okay.
18:27Hello?
18:29Hi, Wayne.
18:30Um, sorry to bother you.
18:32It's Gabe from the rental.
18:34Gabe, my friend.
18:35It's been a while.
18:36Are you calling to stay longer at the house?
18:38No, no, no, no.
18:40Nothing like that.
18:42Um, no, I was just picking up a box for Theo and there's a note here that says to call
18:47you.
18:47Oh, yes, Theo did mention this.
18:50Did you look inside?
18:52Uh, no, we didn't.
18:55Uh, no, we didn't.
18:56Hey.
18:57I'm here with Adam, my husband.
19:00Hi.
19:01Husband?
19:02Oh, congrats.
19:04What about the box?
19:05So, Wayne, what do you actually want me to do with this box?
19:09Uh, are you sure you didn't look inside?
19:12I'm sure.
19:13I'm sure.
19:16I'm sure.
19:16Give me a sec.
19:17What?
19:18I think we should open it.
19:20Do you really think that's a good idea?
19:22Yes.
19:24Come on.
19:25So, Wayne, what is actually in this box?
19:30Why don't you just open it up and see?
19:33Okay.
19:41What is it?
19:42What is it?
19:42What is it?
19:43What is it?
19:43What is it?
19:44What is it?
19:44What the?
19:45Wait.
19:46That's my key.
19:47I mean, the spare one I use for this house.
19:50What's it doing in this box?
19:51Hey, Wayne, what's all this about?
19:53Well, you see, actually, I can't do this anymore.
19:57Guys, it's me.
19:59Theo?
20:00Yes.
20:01I've been Wayne this whole time.
20:04This whole time?
20:06Yes.
20:07And I've also discovered how good I am with impressions.
20:10Um, Theo, can you please tell us why?
20:15I'm very concerned for your wellbeing.
20:18Oh, absolutely nothing to be worried about, young Adam.
20:22The why is quite simple.
20:25But I made it a little complicated.
20:29Please, indulge us.
20:33Well, about four and a bit years ago, I finally figured out the password to my Bitcoin account.
20:39And as it just so happens, I made a little bit of money.
20:42So, I decided to start investing in different things, more so real estate.
20:47And that's when I came up with the idea to buy the house that I was renting.
20:52Wait.
20:53So, we've been paying you rent this whole time?
20:56Yep.
20:57And have you noticed it hasn't gone up?
21:00Not even once?
21:01I knew that was weird.
21:03Didn't I flag that a few times?
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yeah, you flagged it.
21:07Yeah.
21:08I sure did.
21:09Okay.
21:10So, you're rich, and we didn't know.
21:12That is...
21:13That's great.
21:16What's with all the theatrics with the key?
21:19Well, remember how I said I was going to get you a gift before I got back from overseas?
21:25Well, this is it.
21:27I'm giving you the house.
21:37No.
21:38No.
21:40Tell me, this is a joke, right?
21:42Tell me you're joking.
21:45I'm full serious.
21:47No.
21:48No, we can't accept this.
21:49This is way too generous.
21:52Well, I think you can.
21:55I know you've been struggling to find a place, and I just figured that this is somewhere you
22:01guys can create some beautiful memories together.
22:05Seriously, I can't thank you enough for accepting me for who I am and always being there for me.
22:13He's a good friend and an even better cousin.
22:18Um, I can't believe this.
22:20Theo, are you sure?
22:23Sure?
22:24I'm 100% sure.
22:27Please accept it.
22:30This is...
22:31This is so kind, Theo.
22:34How can we ever repay you?
22:36Well, there was one small favour I wanted to ask.
22:40If that's alright?
22:42Sure.
22:43What is it?
22:45When I get back from overseas in a few months, I'm gonna need a couch to crash on for a
22:50few weeks.
22:52Is that okay?
22:54Let...
22:55Let's...
22:56Talk about that.
22:58Like, closer to the date.
23:00Yeah.
23:00Thanks, guys.
23:01I love you so much, it hurts.
23:03We're, um...
23:04We're hurting with love too.
23:08Alright, I have to catch a bus into town.
23:11I have a hot day.
23:13Good luck with that.
23:15Um, and we cannot thank you enough, Theo, for this most wonderful gift.
23:20No worries.
23:21I second that.
23:23Um, thank you.
23:24Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
23:26Later.
23:32Oh my god!
23:33Oh my god!
23:34Oh my god!
23:35I got a house!
23:36What?
23:38What the?
23:39We got a house!
23:41Oh my god.
23:44This is our house.
23:45This is our house.
23:46Oh my gosh.
23:48What?
23:50I love you so much.
23:52Oh my gosh.
23:53I love you, Gabe.
23:54I love you, Gabe.
23:55Oh my gosh.
23:56This is our house!
23:58Best books...
24:00ever!
24:01Come here, Gabe, Gabe.
24:05Hmm...
24:07Ooh...
24:12Ooh...
24:12Ooh...
24:13Ooh...
24:16Ooh...
24:17Ooh...
24:17Ooh...
24:18Ooh...
24:18Ooh...
24:19Ooh...
24:19Ooh...
24:19Ooh...
24:19Ooh...
24:20Ooh...
24:21Ooh...
24:22Ooh...
24:27It's like I'm still in shock.
24:30It's like we're dreaming and none of this is real.
24:34I think this is actually happening.
24:37As crazy as that might be.
24:41We have a house.
24:45We have a house.
24:49What now?
24:51Can we just chill for a little longer?
24:55No, no. I mean, like, what are we going to do with this place?
24:59Well, we just fill it up slowly and make it a home.
25:07Yeah, that is going to take some time.
25:09Yeah, that's why I use the word slowly.
25:12And besides, like, what's the rush?
25:15We have the rest of our lives to make it beautiful.
25:21I love you, Adam.
25:26And I love you, Gabe.
25:29I love you more with every day I spend with you.
25:34When did you become the romantic?
25:37Since the man of my dreams said I do.
25:47I love some wallpaper in here.
25:49I was literally just thinking that.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Well, I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
25:57Something's in and your smile is all I need.
26:02Go down to the seaside when I can't sleep.
26:07Nobody else needed when you're with me.
26:11Wait and see.
26:14Go down to the shops, I'll buy you an ice cream
26:19You want the chocolate, I'll get the ice cream
26:24Friends travel by, outside it's so sunny
26:29The sun looks like honey
26:33Sunny dreams over the water, water
26:37Just a little love
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