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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating, the first agency mixer dropped as Celebs neck deep in dates.
00:07First of all, who's gay and who's not?
00:09And after facing their fears...
00:11So stressed.
00:12What's happened?
00:13Very overwhelmed.
00:14Each picked a perfect holiday plus one.
00:17Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
00:19Karl.
00:21For me, I'd like to choose Scarlet.
00:23Steve.
00:24It would have to be Thomas.
00:27Steve.
00:27He looks as shocked as me.
00:29I don't think it would be fair to say I would like to go away with people that I've spoken
00:34to this evening.
00:37Brutal.
00:39And tonight, as the Celebs touch down in Tenerife.
00:44Jesus Christ!
00:45There's revelations.
00:46I had sex at a festival up a tree.
00:50Reservations.
00:51I just saw something you won't fancy me.
00:54And infatuations.
00:55Look, I fancy it.
00:57But I think we need to break those.
01:01As our Celebs!
01:02Oh, what I'm doing now is drying his sweaty crack off my bedding.
01:06Go!
01:07Are you pubically prepared for that?
01:09Dating!
01:10Listen, I'm down for daddy.
01:12Not my daddy, you're not.
01:13He's got his heart set on Killeen.
01:22Welcome to Celebs Go Dating!
01:24Or should I say, welcome to Celebs Go Tenerife!
01:27Oi, oi!
01:28Hey, Mr DJ!
01:30Yep, the agents have slapped Tom, they're out of office, left Tom in charge of the plants,
01:35and dumped one to the Canaries.
01:37Check out this swanky gaff.
01:39You telling me there's not room for a voiceover booth in there?
01:42Bastards.
01:43Sexy!
01:44I guess they're just chilling while they wait for the Celebs.
01:46Oi, oi, guys!
01:48Oh, that's not all they've been chilling, I see.
01:50Got a little cheeky bottle of fizz for her.
01:54Oh, I just made it!
01:56When we bring our Celebs out on our away trip, they are away from all the other stuff that
02:01clouds their mind.
02:03So they can really double down on their dates and who knows what could happen.
02:07So we've got the champagne flowing, right?
02:08We've got the sun going, we've got the water, right?
02:11All the ingredients for the most perfect holiday for our Celebs.
02:15Like, nothing is missing.
02:16Except the actual Celebs.
02:18Bring them in!
02:19I don't want to waste no time to waste.
02:22Come on, let's shake some.
02:23Here they come, looking pretty fresh considering they spent three hours necking Malibu in the
02:28Stansted Wetherspoons.
02:30Hello, party people!
02:33Oh, look at you!
02:35Come on, let's shake some.
02:36Oh, darling.
02:38Oh, look.
02:39Make yourself at home, David.
02:41Oh, sorry.
02:43Oh, we deserve it, we're on holiday, guys!
02:46Sounds like E-Dub smashed the complimentary in-flight drinks.
02:49Cheers, guys!
02:51Cheers, guys!
02:52Celebrities, welcome to your new home away from home!
02:57Beautiful!
02:58Tenerife!
02:59Yay!
03:00Stephen is going to be joining us.
03:02He's currently on tour doing his Professor Green thing.
03:05Yeah, but he is coming very, very soon as well.
03:07You know, can I ask, what are you most excited about this week?
03:10Let me guess.
03:11Irish bar?
03:12Lineker's bar?
03:13Gay bar?
03:14Nudie speech?
03:16Getting in the pool, I think.
03:18And dating.
03:21And dating.
03:23Obviously getting in the pool, that's fine.
03:26Any smidge of interest in dating while you're here?
03:28Yeah, I want to get in the pool with Thomas.
03:31Oh!
03:32You didn't let me land, guys!
03:34Okay, okay.
03:35So now, back at home, we told you you would be coming to Tenerife.
03:38But we didn't tell you why.
03:40If it's not for dating, we might have to rename the show.
03:42The reason why we bring you out here,
03:44is because it gives you an opportunity to be away from prying eyes,
03:48away from the media glare, away from family, friends,
03:50anything that can derail you.
03:52And also, we do love a little holiday romance.
03:54Yes, baby!
03:57For the celebs, it may seem like they're on their hollyboffs,
04:00but it's really important that they listen to us
04:03and take this seriously to get the most out of this experience.
04:06We just want you to loosen up a bit more,
04:09enjoy the vitamin D,
04:11and dive in headfirst into the dating pool.
04:13Oh, Bozzain.
04:15He does know the dating pool isn't a swimming pool, right?
04:18Are you ready?
04:19I cannot wait.
04:20I'm just nervous that what if we've chosen somebody
04:24and you regret it,
04:25because you could have chosen somebody else.
04:27Asking for a friend, Gabs?
04:28It's quite reasonable to feel a bit apprehensive about it,
04:31but look, we're going to be here every step of the way,
04:33guiding you through it.
04:34I'm really worried that I've brought the wrong person's tenner with me.
04:37Car's fit, but what if the banter's not there
04:40and then I'm just stuck with them?
04:41Sounds like buyer's remorse, Gabby.
04:43Just leave the tags on him,
04:44and if he's got no chat, we'll take him back.
04:46Do you know what?
04:47You've just arrived in good old tenners.
04:49It's time that you've settled in
04:50and we can deal with everything tomorrow, OK?
04:52Woo!
04:54And I've left a little cheeky game for you guys
04:56to play over dinner tonight.
04:58Word of warning.
04:59The last time she said that,
05:01I ended up playing naked hungry hippos.
05:03Three of the balls are still missing.
05:04My ass was hungry.
05:05Come on, we're the pool.
05:06All right, we're going.
05:07We're going.
05:07All right, we'll see you guys.
05:10Bye.
05:11Right now they've cleared off,
05:12let's check out this sick villa.
05:14Kirsty and Phil would cream their shorts.
05:18King size beds,
05:19neutral tones,
05:21Roman blinds,
05:22spotlights,
05:23the trendiest sixth form common room you've ever seen.
05:25And a private gym you'll never use.
05:27Oh my God.
05:29I'm definitely going to be upstairs.
05:30Oh my God, it's divine.
05:31This is nice.
05:33Bet those bulbs are a pain to replace.
05:34Jesus Christ.
05:36Oh God, has Anna forgot to flush again?
05:38Look at the size of this shower.
05:41I am buzzing.
05:42This villa is absolutely gorgeous.
05:46Wow.
05:48Oh my God.
05:50No, that headboard is fucking massive.
05:53Still go through it.
05:54What?
05:55I hope Richard and Judy aren't watching.
05:56I tell you what,
05:57we're going to turn this villa up to 11.
05:59Fun in the sun.
06:01And if the day goes well,
06:02what a perfect place to have an after party.
06:04Wow.
06:05Oh my God.
06:07Yes.
06:07Yes, baby.
06:08Yes.
06:09What do you think?
06:10Oh my God, I love it.
06:11I like it too.
06:12Should we have a sleepover?
06:13Yes.
06:14This villa is sick.
06:17It's nice to be out of London,
06:19on the Canary Islands.
06:21And I'm really excited to hang out with my date.
06:23This feels like a great space to invite somebody spunky.
06:27Honey, you could do a lot of spunking in here.
06:31Hello, is that housekeeping?
06:32Yeah, just burn everything.
06:33I think thanks.
06:35We got only one life.
06:37I gotta make it feel like.
06:41Cloud night.
06:42So whilst our guinea celebs get to grips with their pimping palace of love,
06:46and the sun sets on their first day in tenors.
06:49We got only one life.
06:51So live like it's our last night.
06:53It's time to find out what cheeky game Dr Tara has arranged for our holiday and hotties over dinner.
06:59This is gorgeous.
07:03Delightful.
07:04How gorgeous is this?
07:06Yay!
07:07This is stunning.
07:07I love this.
07:09Guys, I want to know what's in the red envelopes.
07:14Never have I ever.
07:15Oh, it's never have I ever.
07:16Okay.
07:17Brilliant.
07:18Celebrity confessions made easy via drinking.
07:21Nice one, Dr T.
07:23Colleen looks worried.
07:24Scared of what you'll let slip.
07:26Never have I ever had sex with someone in a car.
07:29Oh.
07:31Is that you don't drink or you do drink?
07:32You drink if you have.
07:33You drink if you have.
07:35Full house.
07:36What a bunch of backseat bangers.
07:38That Voxel Astra's never been the same.
07:44How many times have you been kicked drinking if you've gone a couple of times?
07:48I'll be pissed.
07:48I'll be pissed.
07:49Colleen's Uber, right?
07:50You must be through the roof.
07:52Right, Colleen.
07:55Never have I ever had sex with someone in public.
07:58What do you mean by public?
07:59What does that mean by public?
08:00Well, if you're in the car.
08:01I was in a bloody public car park when I had sex in the car.
08:04I'm in the mood for dogging and reversing.
08:09Slay.
08:09Do you know once I had sex at a festival up a tree.
08:14Up a tree?
08:14What are you, mate?
08:15The fucking koala?
08:17The nook of the tree.
08:18The nook of the tree?
08:19You went up and...
08:20Yes.
08:20It was a big old...
08:22That is adventurous.
08:22It had a lot of space to really get in there.
08:25If she's miming the sex then I don't think I've been doing it right.
08:27Really awkward.
08:28Oh, my God.
08:28Was it like multi-position as well?
08:30It was.
08:31Jesus.
08:32We were up there for a while.
08:33It was cool.
08:36Oh, blooming heck.
08:37Oh, my goodness.
08:38And here's the meat.
08:39Tonight you've got fillet steak with some veggies.
08:42Yummo.
08:43Yummo.
08:44Oh, my goodness.
08:45How big was the tree?
08:46Really big.
08:48And people walked past.
08:49Did they see you?
08:50Only a couple of people did.
08:51Did they?
08:52Were you bothered?
08:53Don't think we can.
08:54Excuse me.
08:54Can you just walk on by, please?
08:56I'm having a time of my life in a tree.
08:57I'm one with nature.
08:59I was.
09:00Don't take the piss out of her accent, James.
09:02It's bloody rude.
09:04Oh, shall I do one?
09:04Yeah, go on.
09:06Never have I ever slept with a co-worker.
09:11Yep, and I'll do it again, Romesh.
09:13Any day of the week.
09:17Jesus fucking Christ.
09:18Can we find one that she hasn't done?
09:20Nice deflection, Colleen.
09:22But don't think we haven't inspired you matching her drink for drink.
09:24What about you, Colleen?
09:26Did you drink?
09:26Yeah, I slept with half our band.
09:28It's all coming out tonight.
09:30No wonder she looked nervous.
09:31Why wouldn't you?
09:32I didn't just sleep with them.
09:33The keyboard player I was with for years.
09:35And then I was with the drummer.
09:37It's a good job the rest of the band were her sisters.
09:40Anyway.
09:41Well, I thought there was a game.
09:42Well done.
09:42Right, guys.
09:43Well, cheers to us.
09:47I feel like I want to go to a tree now.
09:51Can I just say, Lucinda, you are the out-and-out winner of that.
09:57Tell that to the poor bastard who's still strapped to the tree with six acorns shoved up his arse.
10:02Yammo!
10:14Baby, come and get it.
10:16Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, coming at you from Tenerife.
10:20And whilst the celebs sleep off last night's boozy confessional, the agents are up and at them in their own
10:26private villa,
10:27continuing the tireless search to find their client's love.
10:31You want a grape?
10:33Oh!
10:34Oh, wow!
10:35That was loving!
10:38Open your mouth.
10:39See how I can get it in.
10:39Careful now.
10:40I'm getting flashbacks to Hungria Pose again.
10:43Oh!
10:44Oh!
10:44Back in the neck.
10:46I like that we have a distance from the celebs.
10:50Mmm.
10:50It's important.
10:52What, so they can't see you dicking around with fruit instead of actually working?
10:55Because I wouldn't, like, what do you think they do?
10:57You know, they played a game last night, so...
11:01Hopefully they had a spicy time, but we'll see.
11:03I reckon it went wild last night.
11:05Yeah.
11:06Where to begin, eh, dubs?
11:07Lucinda doing Treetop Kama Sutra?
11:09Or Colleen working her way round the staff car park?
11:12When I think back to the mixer, I realised how much challenge we actually have.
11:18Mm-hm.
11:19Didn't you feel that way?
11:19It was so exposing.
11:21Yes!
11:21So exposing.
11:23A bit like last night's game.
11:24Oh, it's lovely to be here in the sunshine and old tenors.
11:28But you know what?
11:29We're here to work, and we expect our celebrities to as well.
11:32With Gabby, I feel like her lack of self-esteem, it screams in everything she does.
11:39Mm-hm.
11:39That's why visual aesthetics means a lot to her.
11:42Yes.
11:42Rather than truly connecting with the person.
11:46Yes.
11:46Carl, for example, who she selected, that was purely off of the visual.
11:50You know, she's a young woman that has made some terrible, terrible selections in partners.
11:56I think she is our biggest challenge, actually.
11:58Mm-hm.
11:59You know who else can handle many dates as well, I think, is David.
12:02Oh, my gosh.
12:03And both of you said he has changed.
12:05Yeah.
12:06He's changed, but I think the Thomas selection indicates not as much change as we thought.
12:13And I think it was about the showcase.
12:15It was about Thomas as a fireman.
12:17Mm-hm.
12:18And it's more or less, we're going to look good together, right?
12:22But David's at a place where he needs to be asking deeper questions.
12:25So, basically, David made a safe choice.
12:28Yes, whereas Colleen's choice, I think she made a safe choice.
12:32But I think it was the right choice.
12:34I think Tenerife is going to be perfect for Colleen.
12:38Yeah.
12:39He's gonna bring her out of her shell.
12:40She was pretty out of her shell last night.
12:43I think it's gonna just, yeah, galvanise her.
12:45And we actually have Colleen in first today with us.
12:48This is so good.
12:49Yeah.
12:49So, we'll see how she is.
12:51Sounds great.
12:51Let's crack on.
12:52OK, ready?
12:53Go on.
12:53Three, two...
12:57Every hole's a goal.
12:59That doesn't really make sense, but it's a nice slogan for the agency.
13:06Away from the fruity frolics of Casa Grape,
13:09the celebs are stirring.
13:11Oh, God.
13:12Why did we have all them tequilas?
13:15And thinking never have they ever revealed so much in a drinking game before.
13:20They're gonna have to focus body and mind on re-energising their love lives.
13:25And by the looks of it, that means yoga, push-ups, downward dogs,
13:29and in David's case, a pre-breakfast rum and coke.
13:33Rise and shine.
13:34Best way to start the day.
13:37Absolute legend.
13:39Breakfast time, baby.
13:47Are you all feeling good, then?
13:49Yeah.
13:50Oh, yeah.
13:50It's all right around.
13:51I absolutely loved yesterday.
13:54I had the best night.
13:56I've not laughed like that for a long time.
13:58That game really got us all going, didn't it?
14:00Yeah.
14:00I mean, Colin, you're a bit kinky.
14:01Yeah.
14:02You've done a bit.
14:03Oh, I'm coming from you.
14:05Let's not call out over breakfast.
14:06You were the next most kinky, and you're like fruit.
14:09You invented the word.
14:10Let's call it a draw and agree you're both perverts.
14:13I think last night, though, kind of got me into a bit of a false sense of security
14:17because we were just having fun, whereas I woke up this morning and was like,
14:20oh, I'm actually here to go on a date.
14:22I'm excited.
14:23Sending my blood pressure through the roof.
14:25Yeah, or it could be from the litre of coke you've just chugged.
14:28Well, I hope Cos sends my blood pressure through the roof.
14:31What are you wearing if you decide what you're wearing?
14:33Okay, so I'm thinking this.
14:35Are you pubically prepared for that?
14:37What a lovely way to say, have you waxed your pubes?
14:41Jesus, though, Gabby, you might get a bloody rope burn with that.
14:45If you sneeze, you might Carl get wet more than he bargained for.
14:50Have you got a date as well?
14:52Yeah, tonight.
14:53Are you excited?
14:53I am excited.
14:54I'm excited to see what, erm, Thomas is like in Spain.
14:59Why?
15:01Sometimes when people get in the sun, they just go crazy.
15:03Says the geezer who hasn't worn trousers for five episodes.
15:06I've got to see the agents today.
15:08Have you?
15:09See, that's actually worse than going on a date.
15:11It is.
15:11Because you're about to get torn left, right and centre.
15:15Hopefully I will on my date as well.
15:18Oh, she's off again.
15:21You dirty cow.
15:23I wonder what car her date's got in mind.
15:25Got to be an estate car, innit, for that.
15:27I have got bum soup, central.
15:29Quick arse wipe, new pair of pants, she'll be brand new.
15:39Back indoors, Gabby's getting a last minute fit check from Lucinda, ahead of her date with Carl.
15:44Where she's hoping to make like David's arse and turn up the heat.
15:47Ah!
15:49Ah!
15:49Yes.
15:50That's wicked.
15:52It looks awesome.
15:54It's so fun.
15:56Yeah, and you know what?
15:57It's actually comfortable as well.
15:58Yes.
15:59Well, that's a good start as Gabby was anything but comfortable at the mixer.
16:05Gabby!
16:05Hi there.
16:06What's up?
16:07I'm so stressed.
16:08I can hear, I can hear.
16:09I'm shaking.
16:10I'm very overwhelmed with this.
16:11Okay.
16:12It was an absolute sausage fest, but Gabby found the wiener she wanted in the form of
16:16Geordie boxing club owner Carl.
16:18Why did you pick Carl?
16:20Fancy jazz.
16:21So, there you go.
16:22But it remains to be seen if he'll be able to knock her out with his chat.
16:26All I know about Carl so far is that he is a boxer.
16:30He...
16:31He's from Newcastle.
16:33Everyone from Newcastle is a boxer after a few beers.
16:35Have you ever been to Newcastle?
16:36I have.
16:37Such a good night out.
16:38Are they Brummies?
16:40Typical Kiwi, can't tell accents apart.
16:43No, Geordies.
16:44It's Geordies, of course they are.
16:45Half the reason I picked him, to be honest, because I could just listen to him all day.
16:48Definitely not a Brummie, then.
16:49However, he doesn't seem to talk much.
16:51So, if I basically just shut up for a minute and let him speak,
16:56we'll either be sat in silence...
16:59But, you know, if he's got no questions for you and doesn't give you an opportunity,
17:02to open up.
17:04That's a bit dull, isn't it?
17:05I'm hoping that his personality is as good as how he looks.
17:12Come on, Carl.
17:13Shine through your personality.
17:15Come on, Sean.
17:15Let's go.
17:16Sean.
17:18Come on, Carl.
17:19Well, if Carl doesn't come through tonight, then maybe we'll give this Seanfella a go.
17:30So, whilst Gabby applies her finishing touches, Lucinda's popped Paul's side to be the feminine filling in this meaty stud
17:37sandwich.
17:38Now, you scrumptious creatures, are you ready for a little affirmation?
17:44Do they look ready to you, Lou?
17:46We are going to really power up from our muladhara, our base, our genitalia up.
17:53You don't want their genitalia up. Not in those shorts.
17:56So, I'll start.
17:57Ready?
17:58I am ready to date.
18:02I am funny and my chat is good.
18:05Yes, I am.
18:07Oh, come on.
18:08No, this is a moment of encouragement.
18:10She said affirmation, not delusion.
18:13We don't laugh at each other in ease.
18:14Can't work with that.
18:15I am, mate.
18:16Green eggs.
18:17I thought...
18:18I'm sorry.
18:19This is a safe space.
18:20This is a safe space.
18:21Come on, reset.
18:22I'm ready.
18:24Let me get my genitals in line.
18:26This is a sacred circle of support.
18:30I am slaying.
18:32Yes.
18:32Can I believe that?
18:33I am enough.
18:36I am in good shape.
18:38I am also in good shape.
18:42Don't you laugh?
18:44Wow.
18:44No, no.
18:45Wow.
18:45Green, you're beautiful.
18:47I've told you beautiful.
18:48I'd never question that.
18:49When I'd say that was a roaring success.
18:51Thanks, Lucinda.
18:52I think everyone feels much better about themselves now.
19:00Down at the marina, Gabby is arriving for her posh yacht date with mixer pick Carl.
19:05And fingers crossed, he is bringing some A-grave banter.
19:10Oh, hello, sunshine.
19:12Sexy slo-mo in sunglasses.
19:13I've let him come on my boat.
19:16The reason I chose Carl is because he was the fittest in the room.
19:20Let's be honest.
19:21So I'm excited to see him again.
19:23But I am kind of nervous to see if his personality lives up to his locks.
19:29Well, let's find out, shall we?
19:30Really exciting to go out of boat.
19:33I've never really been out on a boat.
19:34So I'm looking forward to it.
19:36I wonder if you'll still have that sexy Geordie accent when he's chundering over the side.
19:42How are you?
19:43How are you?
19:44I'm good, thanks.
19:44You look nice.
19:45Good to see you.
19:45You look beautiful.
19:46Nice to see you.
19:47Nice to see you.
19:48Have you ever been on a date on a boat before?
19:49No.
19:50Look at it.
19:50I'm looking forward to it.
19:52Unreal, right?
19:52Massive.
19:53Shall we get on then?
19:54Yep.
19:54Come on then.
19:56All aboard the Vantaboe.
19:58Anchors away.
20:00Oh, God.
20:02How stunning.
20:03Hello.
20:04This is for me.
20:06It's good to see Jamiro Choir is keeping well.
20:08Cheers.
20:09Cheers.
20:10Thank you so much.
20:12There you go.
20:16How cute.
20:19This is so nice, isn't it?
20:22Did you get too sick?
20:24How the fuck would he know he's never been on a boat?
20:31Cheers.
20:32Nice to see you again.
20:33Nice to see you again.
20:34How are you feeling after last week?
20:37I was a little bit nervous, but now that I'm here, I'm enjoying it.
20:40It's really nice.
20:41Remind me how old you are again.
20:43Straight to the point, Gavs.
20:44You on a date or doing a medical?
20:4538.
20:46I haven't ever dated anyone that's 38.
20:49I'm sure that's always more younger.
20:51No, it's not that I choose to go younger.
20:52It's just...
20:54That's what...
20:55The way to work out totally.
20:56Yeah.
20:56Yeah.
20:57What did you do without you, though?
20:58Would be orcs if she said no now, Carl.
21:01Well, I'm going to do it with you right now.
21:04Relax, mate.
21:04Be confident.
21:05Be smooth.
21:07Shit.
21:07Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
21:10Carl is really fit, right?
21:14But he's also really nervous.
21:16And I know Anna said not to do all the chat, but I feel like I just need to warm
21:20him up a bit.
21:20So you have a boxing gym?
21:22Yeah, yeah.
21:22Or a normal gym?
21:23So it's a boxing gym.
21:24Sick.
21:24So...
21:24And kids come and do classes with you?
21:26So like from four year old to 16, like over 100 kids now.
21:29So it's like...
21:30That's so sick.
21:30Nice.
21:31Yes, Carl.
21:31Physically fit and loves kids.
21:33He's back in the game.
21:35Erm...
21:36Is there anything else you want to know about me?
21:37Erm...
21:38As a person.
21:43Oh, man.
21:46Come on, mate.
21:46This should be easy.
21:48Ask her anything.
21:49Just show a little interest.
21:50She thinks you're so hot, she'll accept the most basic suggestion of conversation.
21:55Yeah.
21:57I'm trying to think now.
21:58Of course I'll swap.
21:59Can someone call the Coast Guard, please?
22:01This fella needs saving from himself.
22:11Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
22:13Where the boys thought they were off the hook from the wicked witch of Australia, Lucinda,
22:17but she's casting more spells on James and David.
22:20Right now we're just gonna throw into this cauldron what we're bringing to our dance.
22:26Throw it in.
22:27Fun.
22:27Fun.
22:28Fun silliness.
22:30Stunk.
22:30Ugh.
22:31So from jizz to fizz now, as out in the Atlantic, Gabby's dumbstruck date, Carl, is reaching
22:36for liquid confidence.
22:42On the mixer, did you think that you want to pick me?
22:46Um, I fancied you the most.
22:52Good to know.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Well, I definitely fancied you when you came in.
22:55I feel like you are like, obviously, you're nervous right now, but I think if the more I got to
23:02know you, I feel like you'd come out of your shell.
23:04Like, once I get comfortable around somewhere else, like I just turn, like I'm really witty and stuff.
23:08We've only got the yacht for an hour, mate, so get cracking, yeah?
23:10That's the only reason I'm nervous, because I fancied you so much.
23:13When Carl can get his words out, he does say some really nice things.
23:17I mean, who doesn't love a compliment?
23:19Should we go and get some sun?
23:20Good.
23:21Going overboard?
23:22No one going overboard, please.
23:24Fair play, Carl.
23:25You might have pulled this back from the brink, mate.
23:27Let the seduction continue on the sun deck.
23:31Oh, shit.
23:32Oh, no, he's falling over.
23:33Oh, we're, man.
23:36Meanwhile, back at the agent's villa, Colleen has an appointment with the Love Doctors,
23:40ahead of her date with Steve tomorrow.
23:43There she is.
23:44Hi.
23:45Welcome to the agency villa.
23:47I mean, this is just ridiculous.
23:49It is, isn't it?
23:50I'm glad to be alive.
23:51Oh.
23:52Colleen was plunged straight into it at the mixer,
23:54but struggled to find a flow with plumber Joel.
23:57You had a couple of electric shocks, and they hurt.
24:00But the sparks really began after meeting security company owner Steve.
24:05Me and two drinks, and I'm flashing my bra on you.
24:09Securing him a ticket to Tenors.
24:11Oh.
24:12There you go.
24:13I love that.
24:14As soon as we sat down and started talking, it felt so just natural.
24:20He instantly made me laugh, which is massive for me.
24:22And he was very attractive, so it felt really good.
24:25But having said that, you know, it's still bizarre that I talked to someone for ten minutes
24:30and now I'm on holiday in Tenerife with him.
24:32Well, when you put it like that, yeah, that's mental.
24:34Do you feel a little bit nervous?
24:36Yeah.
24:37Yeah.
24:37What are you feeling nervous about?
24:39I don't know.
24:40I just all of a sudden think he won't fancy me.
24:44And this is all lovely and getting all dressed up and everything and lovely and putting makeup on,
24:49but I just feel like I'm kind of giving him a false sense of who I am, aesthetically.
24:56It's really difficult for me because I have quite a lot of insecurities about myself.
25:00You know, I don't wear full makeup every day.
25:02I get up and I'm on a farm and that's the real me.
25:05And I'm worried that Steve won't like the real me.
25:09So I kind of think I'm being fake with him because I want to go, you need to just see
25:13me how I am.
25:17I'm looking for a love that's real.
25:21Over at the Celeb Villa, David's showing his authentic self to Rugger Bugger James ahead of his date with Thomas
25:27tonight.
25:28I'm comfy, I'm at that blog.
25:29Yeah, I am comfy, yeah.
25:30Yeah.
25:30I'm glad you're here.
25:31I'm going to use your style.
25:37Yeah, I'd struggle with what to call it too.
25:41To help me pick something.
25:44You're brave taking tips from a man in those shorts.
25:46But you're not as brave as a certain firefighter who got Potsy's attention at the mixer.
25:52Fire man.
25:54So if I just burst into flames at any time, you can put me out.
25:57Don't ask me to take my hose out.
25:59OK, but can I have a look at your helmet?
26:02OK, so we've got a cute little summer shirt.
26:09Then we've got this number.
26:11Oh, I didn't realise it was fancy dress.
26:13Which is like a black chiffon furry.
26:17I think I am edging towards this.
26:19Are you?
26:21This says, help me, I'm on fire, get your hose out and...
26:24Yeah, damp me down.
26:25...before I burn to the ground.
26:26Yeah, yeah.
26:27I think I'd let that top burn.
26:31Talk to me about what the agent said.
26:32They've actually said that I need to stop being so impulsive.
26:35OK.
26:35And just take my time, take a back seat.
26:37Thomas at the mixer was very energetic, like very chatty and stuff.
26:43So I'm thinking maybe I will try and let him lead the conversation.
26:47Paul said that I need to take a break, like in a conversation, because I don't like an awkward silence.
26:53I mean, you could do with having a break in this one, to be honest.
26:55And you're going to let him drive the energy?
26:57Well, I'll let him semi-drive it.
27:00Yeah, yeah.
27:01Do you know what I mean?
27:01Like, I don't want to be a boring bastard.
27:03No, fine.
27:03OK, good luck with it.
27:04I'm there for you.
27:05I'll be here for you to get the hose.
27:06You'll be here when I get back.
27:07All right, see you later.
27:10Thanks.
27:12Sorry, I'm just going to...
27:16My bed's wet, bro.
27:18My bed is soaking wet.
27:21Sweaty bastard.
27:23Could be worse, David.
27:24At least it's not bum soup.
27:26No, but seriously, I'm supposed to be getting ready for a day and all I'm doing now is drying
27:31his sweaty crack off my bedding.
27:33Yeah, I'm not sure you're drying it off so much as drying it into.
27:36OK, now.
27:46Away from all the bum soup at the villa,
27:48it's squeaky bum time at sea for Gabby and nervous Nelly Carl,
27:51as they hope to make a deeper-than-surface-level connection.
27:54Who would have thought, last week, when you stood in that bar,
27:58that you're going to be here right now?
27:59I'm surprised that you survived falling off the deck.
28:02No, I'm sat here with you looking beautiful.
28:05Like, you're a slow-burner, I think, once you're comfortable, then you're...
28:11Yeah, but, like, different, yeah.
28:13Yeah.
28:14Carl is really fit, but, oh, my God, every conversation's a struggle.
28:19I can't decide whether I should just snog him or jump off the boat.
28:23Sorry, do you like tattoos?
28:25Well, you're fucked if she don't.
28:27Yeah?
28:27Yeah.
28:28This many tattoos.
28:29Never liked them.
28:30Is your arse tattooed?
28:35Nah.
28:37Always the only place.
28:39Do scale, get one there.
28:41What a wimp.
28:42I've got Paul's face on my left cheek and Anna's on my right.
28:44Tara's going to have to go in the gooch.
28:47Give me, give me, give me more.
28:51Give me, give me, give me more.
28:53Give me, give me, give me more.
28:54Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me.
28:55Back on land, my bum-cheek chums are delving deeper into Colleen's dating worries.
28:59Do you know what you're doing?
29:00It's interesting.
29:01You're doing something that you did the first moment that we met.
29:04You continue to negative self-talk.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:06You're probably the most compelling celebrity that we have here.
29:11But I don't believe that you believe that.
29:14No, I don't.
29:15Colleen's lack of self-worth is very much holding her back.
29:18What she's going to need to do is stop the negative self-talk
29:21and stop the people-pleasing if she's going to move forward in any way.
29:26You need to change the script.
29:27Yes.
29:28And only you can do that.
29:29But Paul's absolutely spot on.
29:31That inner self-critic is going to be your worst enemy.
29:34Yeah, I totally agree with you.
29:36But I don't want to get to a point where I think
29:38I'm the best thing since sliced bread.
29:41No, ultimately what we're saying is that we want you to value you
29:45just to the degree that we value you.
29:48Self-love.
29:49Yes.
29:49It's okay to say I'm sexy.
29:51I'm going to have fun at this date because you know what?
29:54I have a lot to offer so when I show up, Steve's going to be like,
29:57damn, mommy.
30:00She looks utterly thrilled about that, Dr. T.
30:02You have started incredibly strong.
30:04But remember, this is a full journey and you're only at the beginning of it.
30:08And what Paul's saying is just take the pressure off yourself
30:10because in your own words, you overthink things.
30:13Keep enjoying this.
30:14Stay in the moment with Steve.
30:16And who knows what's going to happen?
30:18The more open you are, the better.
30:20Okay?
30:20As long as you feel good, you look good.
30:22You know what?
30:23Steve's a lucky man.
30:25Go get him, tiger.
30:26A-game.
30:27Enjoy yourself.
30:28Have fun on your day.
30:29Bye.
30:30Bye, babe.
30:31Bye-bye.
30:31Work it.
30:32Work it.
30:33Hey, Steve, I'm coming for you, baby.
30:35There she is.
30:37Damn, mommy.
30:39No, that felt really weird.
30:40Sorry.
30:41Sorry, everyone.
30:45Back out on the waves.
30:46Gabby's still hoping for a bit of ours.
30:48What's your father?
30:49From Slow Burner Carl.
30:53Have you had a nice time?
30:55I've had a really good time.
30:56Have you?
30:57Probably the best day I've ever been.
31:00I feel like the only thing left to do,
31:03to see if there's any chemistry there,
31:05is to just snog him.
31:06And let's just hope that the kiss is better than the chat.
31:12Like, I fancy it.
31:13I fancy it, you boy.
31:15But I think...
31:17we need to break those.
31:25Wahey!
31:26Ice officially broken.
31:28Who needs talk when you can tongue?
31:36And?
31:37Oh, back for more.
31:39Like a thirsty cat near a leaky tap.
31:41It's the cute guy with the white blue eyes
31:43and the big bad at night.
31:46I know it sound a bit redundant.
31:49So, do you think the comedy's good, then?
31:52If this pause was any more pregnant,
31:54he'd have tripnits.
31:58Not when I'm shooting myself.
32:02Yeah.
32:02It'll get better.
32:05To be fair, Carl,
32:06you just got off with a Love Islander on a yacht,
32:08so you're doing better than most, mate.
32:09Oh, we're the lad!
32:10Oh, you're cute.
32:11You are cute.
32:15You're going to feel like we're on a break for the rest of the day, I think.
32:17I don't know.
32:18Love shaving.
32:22Well, I had a lovely day.
32:23I hope you did too.
32:24Lovely.
32:24Nice to see you.
32:27Enjoy the rest of your day.
32:28See you later.
32:29I'm really frustrated,
32:30because I feel like he has so much potential.
32:33He's fit.
32:34And when I first saw him,
32:36I was like, yeah, this is a great choice.
32:38But I'm exhausted.
32:40I feel like I was asking all of the questions.
32:42I was really, really trying.
32:44And I got nothing back.
32:46You got two snogs.
32:48I'd really love to have a second day with Gabby.
32:49She's very driven.
32:51Got a great personality.
32:52She's absolutely gorgeous,
32:53so it's everything that I'd be looking for.
32:55But hopefully I just did seal the deal for a second day.
32:59Let's find out.
33:00Did it?
33:01I'm not sure if I'd just be wasting my time with Karl,
33:05to be honest, for a second date.
33:06I just don't know if I have the time or the patience
33:11to have such dead chat.
33:14I need more.
33:15Oh, holy shit.
33:17It's a good job Karl's a boxer,
33:18because that's a lot to take on the chin.
33:27Your face.
33:29Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
33:31And as the sun goes down in tenors,
33:33all sorts of creatures emerge.
33:35Just look at this one.
33:36All legs and feathers, like a goth flamingo.
33:39It's a peacocking potsy.
33:41Off to see a flamboyant fireman, Thomas,
33:43can tickle his giblets.
33:45I am so excited to see Thomas again.
33:48He is absolutely gorgeous.
33:50So I really hope that we just get on like we did at the mixer.
33:53I mean, listen, if he wants to give me a fireman's lift,
33:56I'm not going to say no on it.
33:59You look more like a cat stuck up a palm tree in that ghetto.
34:02The agents have said I'm very impulsive,
34:04so I need to try and take it slow.
34:06But at the end of the day, I'm like Paula Radcliffe, mate.
34:09I can't stop.
34:10I'm a sprinter.
34:11Well, she ran marathons, not sprints,
34:13and famously stopped to take a shit big run.
34:15Otherwise, a perfect analogy.
34:17I am so excited to have a date with David tonight.
34:20I just hope I'm not going to get shy,
34:22because when I'm shy, I don't speak.
34:24So I will be, you know, my face going to get red,
34:26and you know, red and pink doesn't really go together.
34:29So I won't feel too self-conscious, mate.
34:32Your date's naked from the waist down.
34:35David!
34:35David!
34:38Hello, nice to see you.
34:40You're amazing.
34:42Come from Rio.
34:43You're loving this pink gal.
34:44No, especially for you pink, right?
34:46I love pink.
34:47I love this shirt.
34:48I love black.
34:49I was going to wear black.
34:50OK.
34:50But then I feel like you're going to wear a black,
34:52so I didn't want to be competition.
34:53I did you know.
34:53How did you know?
34:54I cannot believe I'm actually sitting at the same table with you.
34:58Why?
34:58It's like, oh, my God, it's like I'm sitting with the icon.
35:01David boy is definitely going to want to slide down your pole now.
35:03You're not wrong.
35:06Excuse me?
35:07Did someone just say icon?
35:10Honey, I knew I already fancied Thomas,
35:12but now this could be love.
35:15So much for that plan not to get too carried away, then.
35:17So what would you like to drink?
35:18What's your favourite drink to go for?
35:20Oh.
35:21So I am a bugger for a tequila.
35:24Older you get, once you get to my age, honestly,
35:26I'm like, maybe I don't look, but I'm older than you, David.
35:29When I get to that massive age of 41.
35:32It's so warm that I'm like a sugar daddy.
35:33You're massive age of 41.
35:34So I'm sugar daddy without sugar.
35:36And...
35:37They said, I'm down for daddy.
35:41Steady on tiger, you make Thomas clash of his suit.
35:46Back at the villa, Gabby's returning a little red in the face
35:48after a mixer-picked Carl failed to float her boat.
35:51Wow.
35:52Very gorgeous.
35:53Look at you.
35:54Look divine.
35:55And then it went sweat because I was on a boat.
35:57A boat?
35:58Like a yacht.
35:59No way.
36:00A huge yacht, you should have seen it.
36:02A boat?
36:03Yeah, James.
36:04Big long thing sits on the water.
36:06It was unreal.
36:08Like a big prop in the line.
36:09Huge yacht.
36:10Yeah.
36:11What's he not getting?
36:11Can someone draw up a picture, please?
36:13Oh, my God, Carl.
36:14Tell us about him.
36:16Tell us about him.
36:16You know what?
36:17It was a really nice date and he's a really nice guy.
36:20But then the chat wasn't chatting.
36:23Yeah.
36:24Did you touch him?
36:26She did.
36:27With her tongue.
36:28Yeah.
36:29I know what you mean.
36:30Did it like...
36:31Was there any of this?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Was it hand-holding?
36:34Was it any canoodling?
36:35Canoodling.
36:36Did you kiss him?
36:37Did you kiss him?
36:39Did you kiss him?
36:40I did.
36:41Oh, good.
36:42Was he good?
36:43No.
36:44Oh, no.
36:45It wasn't bad.
36:46Okay.
36:47It was just...
36:48Everything...
36:49Everything was meh.
36:50Yeah.
36:51It was quite beige.
36:52Just a beige.
36:52And you know what?
36:53The date had so much potential for it to be sexy.
36:57Like, you could've shagged on that bit.
36:59Yeah, yeah.
36:59Not sure the skipper would've been keen on that.
37:02Or the camera crew.
37:03I'd have had a look.
37:08Back with daddy-loving David,
37:09who's been struggling to keep his impulses at bay
37:12on his date with Thomas.
37:15How long have you been a fireman for?
37:16Five years, yeah.
37:17Five years?
37:18Close to five years.
37:18Great job saving lives.
37:20Do you feel fulfilled?
37:21Hundred percent.
37:22God.
37:22Yeah, I worked as a prison officer before as well, so...
37:25No way.
37:26I know.
37:26And you wouldn't say that.
37:27You work this way around emergency services,
37:29you'll be a doctor next.
37:31I know.
37:31I'm not sure that's how it works, David.
37:32So, tell me, like...
37:34Something that is spicy.
37:35It's spicy.
37:37It's spicy.
37:37Oh, my God.
37:38Ooh.
37:39It's a really...
37:41Well, enjoy.
37:42Well, enjoy?
37:43I hope he's more sympathetic if your house is on fire.
37:46What?
37:47But it's so spicy.
37:50Well, you're out on fire.
37:51I feel it stay.
37:52You are in the right place.
37:54You're on fire now.
37:55It's time the reef knows how to turn the heat up.
37:57They're trying to get you to get your horse out and blow me out.
38:01Well, that sounded so wrong.
38:02Can someone please just get their dick out so we can stop with the fucking hose jokes?
38:06I'll do it.
38:07This is going so well, but I need to remember what the agent said.
38:12I need to chill out a little bit and just enjoy the time with Thomas before I start booking the
38:17church.
38:18Have you been sunbathing?
38:19A little bit, yeah.
38:20But just like, you know, I like the fake tan a little bit sometimes.
38:22Okay.
38:23That's, you know, typical.
38:24Which is bad because whenever you wear something like this, it's not going to be pink anymore.
38:28Oh, yes, fake tan's going to go on air.
38:29This is an issue, Thomas, because back in Bolton, I have crisp white bedding.
38:34Well, give or take the odd bum soup stain.
38:37I love it.
38:37I love it.
38:38I'm not going to love it when you're getting it and there's all orange stains everywhere.
38:42Well, you know, when we get to that point, then I will stop using a fake tan.
38:46Sorry, I won't rush.
38:47I won't jump the gun here.
38:48You can't help yourself, Potsy.
38:51Though I'd be more concerned about that chimichurri coming through than any fake tan.
38:57With no spicy games planned by the interfering agents tonight, the rest of the gang are free to make their
39:02own entertainment.
39:03Guys, shall we play the dick and vagina game?
39:05I'm not falling for that one again.
39:07I've got two kids already.
39:08I think it's what Dr Tara would want.
39:12What is that?
39:13So, you give your vagina an adjective.
39:17We start with A, B, C. Dick for you.
39:21Oh, thank God.
39:22Thank God I've got one of them, yeah.
39:24Right.
39:25My vagina...
39:26Oh, my God.
39:27Yeah.
39:28...is awesome.
39:31My vagina is badass.
39:36My dick is cuddly.
39:39You liar.
39:40Yeah.
39:40How would you know, Colleen?
39:41Was he in the band?
39:42Oh, God.
39:44Or in the Cortina?
39:45He started in hand.
39:48My vagina is delicious.
39:50My turn.
39:51My dick is elusive.
39:53Especially when it's cold and I've not trimmed my pubes.
39:56Horrible little thing.
39:57Like a bird in a nest.
40:01Over in town, you'd have to try pretty hard to find a couple with as good a connection as David
40:06and Thomas right now.
40:07So, then, relationships.
40:09Oh, sounds like our feathered friend here might be about to get grilled.
40:13Do you mind or not?
40:14No, no.
40:14I'm ready for it.
40:15Oh, God.
40:18So, yeah, so, like, have you been in a long-term relationship?
40:21No, so I've never had, like, a full-on boyfriend-boyfriend.
40:26But I've had, like, situationships.
40:29Okay.
40:29Sometimes I think to myself, am I ever going to get to that?
40:34So then sometimes I feel quite insecure about that.
41:06Yeah.
41:07Oh, God.
41:08What if they just think, ew.
41:10And yet, look, you just got vulnerable.
41:12And it wasn't cringe.
41:13That's progress, mate.
41:14Keep going.
41:15I think this is the main thing of dating.
41:17Being vulnerable.
41:18Preach.
41:19Okay.
41:20So, question for you.
41:22Your turn to get vulnerable, Thomas.
41:26Do you prefer a bath or a shower?
41:29What?
41:30I was going to say shower.
41:32Shower.
41:33Fair.
41:33And then you.
41:35If I'm in the bath and you're in the bath with that muscle,
41:39that bath is full, we'll be able to put that much water in it
41:42cos it'll overflow, love.
41:44And after all that spicy food you've been eating,
41:47it'll be like a jacuzzi.
41:48A real bum suit.
41:49I am loving this.
41:52The flirty energy is on point.
41:54I definitely don't want the night to end.
41:58I'm not going to lie, I've had a really good time.
42:00Me too.
42:03I think it's been so much fun.
42:05I think we should carry this on.
42:08Do you want to come back to the villa and have a few drinks?
42:11Yes, David.
42:12He who dares.
42:13What'd you say, Thomas?
42:16Don't be nice, yeah.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Get in.
42:19Nice one, Dave.
42:20Let's finish these.
42:23Blimey.
42:24He really is in a hurry to take him home, isn't he?
42:27I'm ready, baby.
42:29Better out than you.
42:30I'm so sorry.
42:31Bit late now.
42:32And speaking of filthy in and out,
42:34please tell me they've stopped playing the dick of a vagina game back at the villa.
42:37Every day, every way.
42:39I know you better.
42:42My vagina is...
42:44Cool, say, Avan.
42:46Young.
42:47I wish.
42:48Yawning.
42:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:07I brought you a present.
43:11Come here, darling.
43:12Let's get a drink.
43:13Come on, Thomas.
43:14Poor Thomas.
43:15I bet he's walked into burning houses less intimidating than this.
43:18How has the night been for you?
43:20We laughed a lot.
43:21You know laughing is the most important thing, right?
43:23When you're talking to somebody.
43:24Yeah, we were pissing.
43:25Yeah, the waiter must have been fuming.
43:27Has there been a little patch?
43:29No.
43:30No, not yet.
43:31She did.
43:32She did.
43:33Go on, girl.
43:34Did you have fun?
43:34We was on a boat.
43:36Oh, nice.
43:37Don't.
43:37James has only just got over it.
43:39A yacht, I suppose.
43:40Jesus Christ, I got a spicy steak and she gets a bloody yacht day.
43:45The night's still young, Potsy.
43:46Still plenty of time to climb aboard the good ship, Thomas.
43:49Shall we go and continue this elsewhere?
43:52Absolutely, yeah.
43:53I didn't mean immediately.
43:54See you in a bit.
43:55Bye.
43:56Bye.
43:57We missed you guys already.
43:59That was very cute.
44:00Big gold chance.
44:01I'm in a room next to David.
44:03Oh, just put your fingers in yours.
44:04The way he's rushing about tonight,
44:06he'll probably be finished before we've even thought of a Z word for your fanny.
44:09Shall we have a little seat here?
44:11Absolutely.
44:12I really like Thomas.
44:13He's very flirty, he's very cheeky.
44:16However, it's no secret that I am shit at flirting.
44:19So sometimes I struggle to know whether people are liking me like that or not.
44:24Have you had a good time?
44:25It was very nice.
44:25From my point of view, it was nice to meet you,
44:27it was very nice to discover the other side of you.
44:29Yeah.
44:29I've had a good time, good laugh,
44:31and it would be nice to discover more from you, I think.
44:33Okay.
44:34And that's...
44:34So it's like you saying you want to see me again?
44:36It'd be nice to have a...
44:38I think that would be nice.
44:39I mean, from my point of view, I think it would be nice, yeah.
44:41You think?
44:41It would have established it might be nice.
44:43It would be nice.
44:44It would be nice.
44:44Can you be quite sure?
44:45I would be quite sure.
44:46I think being sure is probably a key thing in this situation.
44:51Yeah.
44:51I think it would be great to see you, 100%.
44:55Yeah, I think it would be nice to see each other.
44:57Yeah.
44:57She would.
44:58What happens?
44:59Oh, nice one, fellas.
45:01Nice.
45:02The date was really nice.
45:04It was a really good vibe, really good energy,
45:06and we had a fantastic time.
45:09So warm, so funny, so entertaining,
45:12and actually a very nice person, deeply inside.
45:15But it's just kind of got me, like, all giddy now and all gied up.
45:19Well, this sounds promising for Tomas.
45:21And I'm like, bring on the other boys.
45:24Oh.
45:24Let's see who else is out there.
45:32I'm locked out.
45:35Shit.
45:40Oh, I think everyone's gone to bed, mate.
45:44Nope, Colleen's vagina's still up.
45:47Next week.
45:48Welcome to Spain.
45:50Dates.
45:50I don't want to blow smoke up your ass.
45:52Unless you ask nicely.
45:54Drama.
45:54We would like to introduce some new faces.
45:57No way.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:01Dilemmas.
46:01It's time for some radical honesty.
46:04I want somebody who's going to give me everything.
46:07I just wanted a bit more back.
46:08I'm going to say no.
46:09And a new dog in town.
46:11PK Humble.
46:12You have a roster going.
46:14Everyone's got a roster.
46:15Well, I ain't.
46:16As our celebs.
46:17You've got a great body.
46:18Go.
46:18I might be asexual.
46:20Dating.
46:21Hi.
46:22I'm in the mood.
46:23Testing, testing.
46:24Actually, don't do that.
46:25There is no material.
46:28Something special.
46:29And I was just thinking this up after,
46:30As long as you start walking.
46:31To undo the checkpawn work.
46:38And then the body like this one.
46:39So I can spot him on a track side.
46:44So I don't know.
46:44And then but anyways.
46:45I don't know.
46:45Number one being a female mechanic.
46:48I'll see you on a way.
46:49I could have to hang out.
46:49Then I'll see you now.
46:52You
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