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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 16: Kid Chaos Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:04What's up, dude?
00:05I don't know. I just kind of like bend it up.
00:12Did he just break a window?
00:13Oh, ma!
00:16I'm sorry.
00:18Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:22Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:33Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:38And if you're watching at just the right moment.
00:42Oh, God!
00:46What the hell?
00:47You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:51When I told her to clean her room, I was definitely expecting some pushback.
00:56Been across the street.
00:58Eddie!
00:59Come join.
01:03Oh, my God.
01:06The Neighborhood Watch.
01:08You are currently being recorded.
01:11It's cool.
01:14No!
01:16Lock it.
01:17Lock it.
01:18Lock it.
01:21Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:22Lock it.
01:23Lock it.
01:24Lock it.
01:24Lock it.
01:25Lock it.
01:27Lock it.
01:27This boy wants to say, do you want a piece of me?
01:30Do you want some pizza for me?
01:33Do you want pizza for me?
01:43Coming down
01:54Where did I go?
02:01I never know
02:02I never know
02:03What do you want?
02:07I never know
02:07You can't do it
02:18You can't do it
02:20You can't do it
02:21You can't do it
02:22You can't do it
02:22You can't do it
02:23You can't do it
02:25This little girl has to explain why she can't come out to play
02:30On this day, I was actually prepping for a colonoscopy I was going to have, and I wanted to be
02:35able to help prep Emma to let her know what was going on at a six-year-old level.
02:40So I was like, hey, Emma, I'm about to drink this drink, and it's going to clean my insides out
02:44so they can take a picture of me tomorrow.
02:46But I need you here because I need you to be my big helper today.
02:49Of course, the minute the prep hits, the doorbell rings.
02:52Cue Emma.
02:55Let's camera action.
02:57Yeah.
02:58One of them is home, but she's going to poop like crazy, okay?
03:02No, I'm not. Stop. It's not funny.
03:05When I was sitting in the bathroom, I can hear the voices but can't quite make out what's being said.
03:12But I can hear that her tone of voice almost sounds like she's, like, serious.
03:16She has to get surgery when it's over. It's not funny at all.
03:21I was being protective because she's my mom and I care about her.
03:25I was at work.
03:27We get the notifications when someone shows up at the door.
03:30I just so happened to look at the camera and I was able to see the interaction of the video
03:35live and started laughing quite a lot at work.
03:41My wife texted me and she's like, you have to watch the doorbell video.
03:45I was like, uh-oh. Like, what am I about to view here?
03:50Okay, she already started.
03:52She started already. Oh, it's bad.
03:55Honestly, when she said that, it was 100% her.
03:59That's just her personality.
04:01I always like to say, kids will say what we're really thinking.
04:05Like, adults don't say that stuff, but I'm like, you're right.
04:09So you can't play?
04:10Well, I can ask.
04:13She comes right upstairs to tell me that the neighbor boys are here.
04:16I want to go play.
04:17And so I was like, honestly, if you really want to go play now, you can.
04:20We did get a text message from the mom, you know, saying that, hey, boys were talking about some conversation
04:28they had with Emma about poop.
04:30But at that point in time, I'd already had the video, so I went ahead and sent it to her.
04:34She thought it was hilarious.
04:35I thought, you know what, maybe it's too much, but I'm going to post it on the socials and see
04:39what happens.
04:40It went crazy.
04:42She started already. Oh, it's bad.
04:45I'm actually a nurse.
04:46So when my members are going through this, I actually will send them the video as kind of a lighthearted,
04:53make you feel better about the prep and stuff.
04:58She's going to poop like crazy, OK?
05:01I have honestly been showing it to everybody since.
05:05What?
05:14Oh, God.
05:16I'm sorry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19That really hurts.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:23You're a petty daddy.
05:24Oh.
05:34Hello.
05:37Hello.
05:38Can you please open the door?
05:40I'm a trick-or-treater.
05:44Why?
05:45Can the spirits that haunt this house hurry and leave a message before it's too late?
05:59That was really cool, but can you please open the door?
06:05No, okay.
06:06I'm not calling.
06:07We're just sending a message because the doorbell sent us the voicemail.
06:11Uh, you know, you're ruining children's wives.
06:16No.
06:19No.
06:20No.
06:23This boy is about to fall for a practical joke.
06:40This girl has just finished cleaning her cat's litter box.
06:53This family is on their way to a gender reveal party.
07:05Yes, I get to be up here.
07:07No, Connor.
07:08No.
07:10You're not allowed up there.
07:13But Mom said I can't go up there.
07:15Mom, did you say Connor can go up on my bed?
07:21Yes, I'm waiting for that.
07:24Okay.
07:27Ow.
07:28Connor just ruined my bed.
07:34A camera catches a girl running away from home.
07:38I'm moving away.
07:40No one loves me in the house.
07:42I have three children.
07:44Joey is my middle child.
07:45She's six years old.
07:47And then I have Michael.
07:48He's my oldest.
07:49He's nine.
07:50And then we have little Judah at home.
07:52She's one.
07:53When Joey found out that she was going to be a big sister,
07:57I don't think that she realized that the baby was actually going to stay there the whole time.
08:02So having to share mommy took a bit of adjusting, too.
08:06I felt like no one was paying attention to me.
08:11Everyone's in the house.
08:12Michael was putting away the dishes,
08:14and Joey was supposed to be upstairs cleaning her room.
08:16I was definitely expecting some pushback.
08:19I didn't know it was going to be as extreme as her wanting to run away from home, though.
08:25Are you moving to Pama's house?
08:27No.
08:28To Pama's house.
08:30In Mexico.
08:31My mom lives about two blocks away from me,
08:34and they call her Pama.
08:36I buy them their own snacks so that they don't have to touch mine.
08:40But instead of going in the kitchen and grabbing her things,
08:44she grabbed my snacks.
08:45She grabbed my rice cakes and put them in her bag, along with the juice,
08:49and she packed the dress as well.
08:51And she was all set to go to Mexico.
08:53I guess that's all you need.
08:55I was thinking to go to Mexico and get a hotel and eat some tacos.
09:02No, you can't.
09:03You can't go in a frame without this.
09:05It's not like every day you have to stop your sister from going to Mexico.
09:10I was not expecting her to move because all she does is just bark, but not, like, bite.
09:17I was watching the camera, and I saw that she was just kind of standing there, like, in protest.
09:22And I'm like, girl, if you're going to Mexico, take me with you because I need a vacation.
09:28I didn't even feel the need to, like, really interject because Big Brother had it.
09:32It seems like he handled it well.
09:34Been across the street.
09:36Eddie!
09:38I was like, well, where did she get that from?
09:40Because we're not a military family.
09:42And apparently one of her favorite TV shows, they say that a lot.
09:46I guess she felt it was the appropriate response at the time.
09:50It's because that means bye.
09:53I was hoping someone was going to come and get me.
09:58I think eventually she came inside for a couple of reasons.
10:00Number one, it was cold.
10:02And I think she kind of realized, like, well, how am I going to make it to Mexico if I
10:05can't cross the street?
10:07I definitely knew that it was just kind of like a cry for attention.
10:11She did clean her room that night, but then we got to hang out for a little bit and have
10:15a little mommy and Joey time.
10:17So, Joey, do you still want to go to Mexico?
10:19No, I still don't want to go to Mexico.
10:23Better not cross that street.
10:25Eddie!
10:29This dad has just changed a diaper.
10:32All right.
10:34Okay.
11:16Wait, let me try in the front.
11:18Okay.
11:19Don't take off without me.
11:22Is your ass on it?
11:24Hold me, stomach.
11:33Here you go, little friend.
11:36We're in trouble.
11:37I know we are.
11:39Did you get some mama?
11:40No, let's not tell her.
11:44This boy wants to show his friend his DIY Halloween costume.
11:56Here you go.
12:22Here you go.
12:23Okay.
12:25I'm going to kill you.
12:46A camera catches a late night message.
12:50You're not going to do anything because you're in the Bahamas.
12:54When she sees this, she's certainly going to have some comments.
12:57Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
13:23This girl recently got her driver's license.
13:55This girl recently got her driver's license, and she got her driver's license, and she got her driver's license.
14:12This young man has a message for his mom.
14:15All right, Mom. You got me, all right? I'm busted. What are you going to do?
14:22At the time, I was probably in my mid-20s, and my parents went to the Bahamas, and I think
14:26they were gone maybe a week.
14:28When they left, my mom asked me to watch her dog. She loves her dog so much, a lot more
14:32than me, for sure.
14:33I was definitely a little on edge about the camera. She is constantly looking at her ring camera.
14:40Basically, the whole week, every time I had left to go anywhere, whether it was just to go get some
14:44breakfast, whether it was running errands, my mom would see me leave and instantly text me, wondering where I was
14:49going, how long I was going to be back.
14:50How is Reagan? Have you taken him out to pee?
14:53She's never been like, hey, Tripp, how are you? Is everything okay? Are you feeling all right? No, how is
14:58Reagan? That's the number one question.
15:01Woo! You got these fancy ring cameras, and you got me on video, okay?
15:09Saturday night, me and some friends. We're in town, just out to dinner and then maybe somewhere for drinks after
15:15that.
15:16So when I got back that night, a little later than usual, and I saw the camera light up, I
15:22knew instantly.
15:22I said, all right, I'm getting ready to get a text here in about five minutes.
15:25You got me, okay? I'm busted. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
15:35Transfusions are my go-to drink.
15:36But transfusion is vodka, ginger ale, and then just a splash of grape juice.
15:41That probably had four or five transfusions that night. You really don't need many.
15:45Transfusions will do that to you.
15:47I know, I know.
15:48You're sitting there in your fancy chair of the Nassau Bahamas, and you're, ooh, we got him now, Mike.
15:56We got him now, Mikey. Ooh, we got him.
16:00So the wrath of my mom is like no other.
16:02If you've got her coming for you, you don't know what you're in for, in my opinion.
16:07I'll tell you one thing, Mom. You ain't as clever as you think, all right?
16:13Because you ain't got me. Because I'm going to get in this house, and I'm going to put the air
16:18on 62.
16:20My mom and I bicker about air conditioning.
16:22If you touch your AC, I mean, you might as well slash the tires on her car,
16:26because that's about as bad as it gets with her.
16:29You're not going to do anything, because you're in the behind-miss.
16:33I actually really truthfully did not touch the thermostat.
16:36I think it was both out of respect and out of fear.
16:39I kind of thought I ended with the last laugh,
16:41and then woke up with her having the last laugh with saying,
16:44look, here's a video of you, and I put it on Facebook.
16:47You got me.
16:49Now, obviously, any time I walk under a ring camera, I'm like a little more self-conscious.
16:52I'm like, don't say anything. You don't want repeated.
16:56I'm busted. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
17:22This boy is about to get the shock of his life.
17:26Nothing's right.
17:43A camera records teens moving a ping-pong table.
17:49Oh, my God.
17:53Oh, my God.
18:19This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:22This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:45This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:53This dad is trying to watch both his sons.
18:54This boy is visiting a neighbor.
18:56Smith?
18:59Oh, um, do you want some eggs?
19:01We're not home, sweetheart.
19:03We're out, so I'll come and see you later on, okay?
19:07Um, just so you know, uh, these eggs are, came out of chicken butt, so just wash them before
19:17you eat them, okay?
19:18Yeah, just, yeah, just leave them on the chair right there, okay?
19:22Okay, I will.
19:30That's just disgusting, bye.
19:41That's disgusting, bye.
19:42What's up?
19:48Did you see a cat?
19:51Yeah.
20:10Mommy!
20:12Mommy!
20:14Mommy!
20:16Mama!
20:27Santa just brought this girl a new bike.
20:31You like it?
20:33Yeah
20:37Do it, sucker
20:44Yay
20:50Yay
21:06a father catches his son eating chocolate put it on the counter logan
21:15one two put it on the counter thank you go sit on the counter
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