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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 15: Better Luck Next Time Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:16Hi, you are currently being recorded.
00:20Your house is a camera.
00:24At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:34Oh, my God, I just shoveled all this.
00:40And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:50you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:57I totally lose concept of everything
00:59that's going on around me.
01:00Come join.
01:03Let's go right now.
01:09The Neighborhood Watch.
01:11You are currently being recorded.
01:31This home is having air conditioning installed.
01:47A woman realizes her dog has escaped the house.
01:52No, no, no, that's a bad dog.
01:57Oh, my God.
01:58Oh, my God.
02:33This woman wants to surprise a friend with a birthday card.
03:04A video conference call is about to get a rude interruption.
03:09That afternoon I was working from home and I was on an innovation call with about six or seven associates.
03:14And I'm hearing some rustling in what was the fireplace.
03:18And I think for the purposes of, you know, Count Hall, let's just get in to...
03:28It's my turn to speak and what I'm trying to do is get a complete sentence out.
03:32At the same time, I'm like, oh my gosh, something's in here.
03:39I'm a big Cincinnati Reds fan. I love baseball.
03:42And as I'm getting ready to fight or flight, that bat was within arm's reach.
03:48Oh my God!
03:50Jules!
03:50Jules!
03:51Jules!
03:52Squirrel came down from the chimney.
03:54Jules!
03:55Jules!
03:56Jules is our fearless nanny.
03:58She wrestles now four kids that we have all boys.
04:01And if there's one person that I know I can count on, it's Jules.
04:04Oh my God!
04:06The worst thing about this whole thing is Jules actually wasn't home at the time.
04:09So I'm screaming for Jules in an empty house, not knowing that she had left for lunch.
04:13Jules!
04:14Jules!
04:14Jules!
04:15Jules!
04:16Jules!
04:16Jules!
04:17I love animals.
04:18It's not that I don't like animals.
04:20The reality is you can see it jump.
04:22Jules!
04:23Jules!
04:23And as the squirrels coming at me, I totally lose concept of everything that's going on
04:28around me outside of what I'm facing right there.
04:30Jules!
04:31I had no idea that I was still on that team's call.
04:35They were gasping.
04:36They were wondering whether I was getting robbed, whether I was having a heart attack.
04:39Oh, my gosh.
04:42Everybody just saw what happened.
04:43I explained to my team that the squirrel was causing all the havoc.
04:47So we ended the meeting and ended up rescheduling town hall.
04:51It's clear the squirrel was trying to get to the window behind me and get out of the office.
04:56He ended up going back up into the fireplace.
05:00I called our local animal controller to get the squirrel out of the chimney.
05:04I'm happy to report that the squirrel was captured in a trap safely and let free outside of my home.
05:12It spread like wildfire pretty quickly within our company.
05:15There were T-shirts made and some other jokes quickly at my behalf, and I embraced it.
05:22My kids do poke fun at me from time to time when they see a squirrel getting close.
05:26I'm still known as a squirrel guy to my kids' friends.
05:29At the end of the day, I'm grateful that I was able to have this on camera,
05:33and people can smile and laugh as a result of what happened to me.
05:39Bring it to the kitchen.
05:42Holy f***!
05:43Ah!
05:43Mother f***!
05:47A woman is working on a jigsaw puzzle.
05:50Come here.
05:57Come here.
06:00Come here.
06:03Come here.
06:04Come here.
06:06Come here.
06:06Come here.
06:09Come here.
06:11Come here.
06:15There you go.
06:17Just sit there.
06:28Come here.
06:31Let's go.
06:57You're so усп
06:58Whoop!
07:12Are you kidding me?
07:15Are you kidding me?
07:22This mom in Michigan is about to have an unforgettable Halloween.
07:26Oh my god, did I just light the pumpkin?
07:28In my head, I was worried about the news, I was worried about getting sued.
07:33What do I do?
07:45What the ?
08:00This is how you open the door.
08:03Oh my gosh!
08:08Oh no!
08:09Oh no, oh no, oh no!
08:11Okay, deep breath!
08:19Oh my god, is this the wrong house?
08:21This is the wrong house!
08:46Oh my god!
08:50Oh my god!
08:51Oh my god!
08:52Oh my god!
08:53Are you okay?
08:55Yes!
09:00An October windstorm has this mom in a panic.
09:05What do I do?
09:08Halloween is the biggest deal in our family.
09:11It is our favorite holiday by far.
09:13One of the big Halloween stores went out of business.
09:18Everything was like 90% off or more.
09:21So my youngest son, Leopold, spotted this big box on the bottom shelf.
09:27And it didn't have any markings on it or anything.
09:29So I didn't even realize the scale of this pumpkin.
09:32All the pegs were utilized.
09:35All the ropes were tied down.
09:37When it was up and running, the thing didn't move.
09:40But we knew the weather sometimes turns around about Halloween.
09:44Oh my god, did I just light the pumpkin?
09:47I had just picked the kids up from school and all of a sudden the winds start whistling.
09:52And I looked outside, then I saw one of the tethers go.
09:56I'm at work.
09:58And as most people, they get the notifications on their phones to say,
10:01hey, there's someone at your front door.
10:03And I turned it on to see what was outside.
10:06What do I do about the pumpkin?
10:07Should I try and plug it?
10:09Oh my god, it's taken out the corner of the street!
10:12The pumpkin was so big that it would have taken out cars.
10:15It would have taken out bicycles, walkers.
10:19Small children.
10:20I mean, in my head, I was worried about the news.
10:21I was worried about getting sued.
10:23And I was not going to let go of that pumpkin.
10:25No.
10:25Not happening.
10:26My kids kept running out to help.
10:32But the wind was whipping so hard and the tethers were just lashing everywhere.
10:37I just kept telling them to get back into the house.
10:44I did unplug it.
10:46I don't think Katie was aware.
10:48If you unplug it, it takes about 20 minutes to deflate.
10:51There's nothing I can do, right?
10:52By the time I've driven back, the pumpkin could be in the lake.
10:55My wife could be stuck in a tree.
10:57And who knows what else is going on.
10:59So I'm just trying to calm everybody down.
11:03Hello, 54321.
11:04They've been taught at school about calling 911 to ask for help.
11:08Why are you?
11:08Leonard, listen to me.
11:09Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:10Leonard.
11:11So our youngest, and he actually dialed 54321.
11:14And when nobody was answering, he actually threw the phone and broke the phone.
11:18Just come home.
11:20Come home.
11:21Just come home.
11:22Just come home.
11:23Wait.
11:23Wait.
11:24Wait.
11:25I got air at one point, and I thought it was going to take off.
11:30Literally 12 minutes, I was hanging on for dear life to this thing.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37And then finally, when it got deflated enough, I just, I was exhausted.
11:42I just surrendered to the pumpkin.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:45Stay in the house.
11:50Oh, my God.
11:52Let me just take pictures of you.
11:53One of my favorite parts of everything was my eldest goes out and takes a photograph,
11:58where the pumpkin just completely wrapped over the top and around her.
12:01I looked back, and I was like, yes, this is mom's strength 101.
12:05I definitely went through the neighborhood around Christmas time, though,
12:08and I would see, like, another inflatable.
12:09I'd be like, yeah, I can take it.
12:11Oh, I got that one.
12:12Yeah, don't worry.
12:13Call me if you need some help.
12:16What's the plan for next year?
12:17Is the pumpkin coming up?
12:19100% yes.
12:21Yeah.
12:25Jason!
12:27There's something here.
12:29Do you see it?
12:31See?
12:33Look.
12:34Look.
12:36Look.
12:36You can't go through that.
12:46Two birds are about to change this woman's afternoon plans.
12:50I'll be back.
12:52Just down here, her old night.
12:54Two, one, and I'll walk home and throw it in front.
12:58Open that window.
12:59Open that window.
13:00Open that window open.
13:02Okay, anyone.
13:03Hold on.
13:05That one's in the end too.
13:07Okay, I'll be back.
13:08Oh my god, how did the mold?
13:10What are you doing here?
13:12No, I didn't do the mold.
13:13What are you doing here, I'm done.
13:14What are you doing here?
13:18I'm done.
13:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
13:38What did you forget to do?
13:44Things are about to take a turn on this porch in California.
13:49Whoa!
14:02Did you just try to jump off?
14:04No!
14:07Creeping dog.
14:08My hat fell off, too.
14:11My hat fell off, too.
14:27Whoa!
14:28Whoa!
14:31Holy .
14:32Oh .
14:37Oh, my God.
14:40Oh, my God.
14:43A surprising scene is about to unfold in this man's backyard.
14:47We live in a rural part of West Virginia.
14:51It's a very quiet neighborhood, and there's not much excitement unless an animal livestock gets loose.
14:58I've had the flu, and this is my first time having a coffee on the porch for several days.
15:08We see this guy going crazy driving, coming towards our house.
15:13Oh, I was freaking out.
15:15But Mike is a very calm person, so he's just sitting there.
15:22The car cut across into our yard.
15:25It was a surprise, although I did not react that way.
15:29I was sitting back and watching the show.
15:32I was sure he would never make it out of the yard, but he really didn't have any trouble.
15:38Now, the police officer, on the other hand...
15:45The police car ran over my daughter's bike, hit our sling, then head right into our tree.
15:53He wasn't hurt or anything.
15:56The tree does still show some of the damage.
15:58I made fun of the cop for hitting it.
16:01He was like, oh, well, you know, we'll replace that bike.
16:03He took it all in stride.
16:05He laughed, too.
16:08It ended in a crash around three miles from our house,
16:11with the criminal being thrown from the vehicle.
16:14He went straight to jail.
16:16The next day, we saw the buckshot.
16:18The driver had decided to go on a joyride, I guess.
16:22He had done this same kind of chase five years prior.
16:28I just jokingly posted it on TikTok.
16:30We thought that the story was the police chased through our yard,
16:35but instead everyone made it about the calm sipping coffee.
16:40The chillest man in the world or something like that they had made comments about.
16:45It was crazy.
16:50Nothing exciting like this has happened since the video.
16:53My camera is still rolling, so we will see.
17:02A windy day makes this boy's chores a lot harder.
17:35while playing the other side fails.
17:36I've actually tried tocalming the other side directions,
17:36and people complained that this point wouldn't make sense,
17:49Oh, Kurt, what?
17:51You should probably take it down.
17:53Yep.
17:55Yep.
17:55Oh, my gosh.
18:07Get on your back!
18:26This dog is about to get very excited.
18:29Burger, who's here?
18:32You don't even want to?
18:46A cat tries to avoid the dogs.
19:02What the f**k are you doing, Aiden?
19:04Holy f**k.
19:10Get down, cat.
19:13Oh!
19:17What the f**k?
19:28Oh, no!
19:37This dog is excited to see his owner.
19:44Hey!
19:45Hey!
19:50I never in a million years.
19:53The family in this house thought all their birthday cake candles had been blown out.
19:58Hey!
19:59Help!
20:01Help!
20:04Help!
20:06Help!
20:07Get out!
20:12Oh!
20:17Why is nobody doing anything?
20:19God was laughing.
20:20Oh, my God.
20:23Okay, time for a new table.
20:23Oh, my God.
20:34Okay, time for a new table.
20:49That's awesome.
20:51Holy f**k.
20:53Holy f**k.
21:02Jesus.
21:05This person forgot to disable the alarm before going to the bathroom.
21:09There it is.
21:10There it is.
21:35He says,
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