00:00Camera now recording.
00:13I am not in the car.
00:21It's here.
00:24I'm on.
00:30Your house is a camera.
00:34At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:46And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:55you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:58Nick!
01:00Oh my God.
01:01Daddy's a dickleberry.
01:03Why is my baby sitting on top of a car right now?
01:07Nothing good can come from that.
01:09Come join.
01:17The Neighborhood Watch.
01:19You are currently being recorded.
01:23Nick!
01:26What are you doing?
01:27I got my wallet.
01:28Oh my God.
01:31Oh my God.
01:32Christ!
01:34What just happened?
01:35Dad! Dad!
01:37What? Oh God! Oh God!
01:38Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
01:41Watch out!
01:42Watch out!
01:52A mom tries her daughter's hoverboard.
02:03This boy has just gone grocery shopping with his parents.
02:07This boy has just gone grocery shopping with his parents.
02:51A little girl is going to clean up the mess she made.
03:08Haley, no, that is not a solution.
03:11Just get a towel.
03:17A camera catches a father playing with his son.
03:25Life with kids at a young age is complete chaos, at least in our house.
03:30And it's fun chaos, but it's chaos.
03:33We have three children.
03:35Luca loves to stir up trouble.
03:37I don't think I leave Michael unattended with him often.
03:40Only because he is a lot more work and I just know the kind of trouble he gets himself into.
03:46I definitely remind you a few things.
03:48Make sure he doesn't put stuff in his mouth.
03:50Don't let him slip in the bath.
03:51There's moments where I have to remind Michael of Luca's capabilities.
03:58I decided to take him outside, a little father-son bonding, you know, just kind of explore.
04:03And all of a sudden I said, you know what?
04:05I'm going to put him on the hood because I want to gain some trust and see if he'll listen
04:10to me.
04:11I don't know what I was thinking.
04:13I think there was a lack of brain power there.
04:17I don't think he was thinking.
04:20Oh my God.
04:22I'm here.
04:24I'm down.
04:25I was almost baffled.
04:27Like, why is my baby sitting on top of a car right now?
04:31Mick, how are you getting him down?
04:36Holy f***.
04:37Mick!
04:38I gave him like an inch and he took a mile.
04:40I'm like, oh crap.
04:41He's going to the deep end by himself.
04:44Oh my God.
04:45My dad is a dingleberry.
04:47Why?
04:48Because Luca is going to fall off the car.
04:51Michael has had many dingleberry moments.
04:54This was definitely the worst of them.
04:57He's heard it many times that I feel like I have four kids.
05:08The doors were locked, so you couldn't open the door
05:11and stand on the side of the car and try to grab him.
05:15I couldn't go up the sunroof.
05:16Oh my God.
05:18Holy f***.
05:19Hey, Luca, I'm coming to mama.
05:20My mama bear instincts kicked in and I had to get down there as fast as possible.
05:25I'll lock your door.
05:26I'll lock your door.
05:27No, no, no.
05:28I'll lock your door.
05:30I'm here.
05:31I'm here.
05:34No, Luca.
05:35What are you doing?
05:36What are you doing?
05:38No question in my mind.
05:39I was going up that car in order to grab him and save him.
05:44Thankfully, our son was okay and mommy saved the day.
05:53The situation just proved everything to me that I have to be responsible for four humans
05:59and a dog and not just three children.
06:03She's always wanted four kids, so I've given it to her.
06:07I've given her this...
06:08Extra responsibility.
06:10Passion of life.
06:12Yo.
06:13Yo.
06:13It's not his problem.
06:15It's not his problem.
06:21This family is trying to remove a bat from their doorway.
06:25Show me.
06:40A boy's Christmas present has just been delivered.
06:47Awesome!
06:50Awesome!
06:52Awesome!
06:52Awesome!
06:55Awesome!
06:58A motorcycle!
07:00A motorcycle!
07:01Ah, I believe it!
07:04A free motorcycle!
07:08Oh my gosh.
07:11Look!
07:11Oh, that's for another family.
07:13That's not supposed to be for.
07:15What is this for?
07:16It has the wrong address on it.
07:18They have to come pick it up.
07:22Come on.
07:32I had a few minutes to get some gardening done
07:35and I created a disaster.
07:47This woman is adding alcohol to a flambé.
07:53Oh, my God! Are you okay?
07:55Oh, my God!
07:57Oh, my God!
08:02Oh, my God!
08:03Oh, my God!
08:05Oh, my God!
08:05Oh, my God!
08:07What are you doing?
08:09Everybody relax.
08:10We're getting a little crazy.
08:12Here we are.
08:13You want me out?
08:14No, let's get out.
08:14Get out.
08:16Get out.
08:19In Florida, a boy is trying to sneak out.
08:31No!
08:32No!
08:32That camera's going to go off now, you idiot!
08:35You're standing right in front of me!
08:38I ducked!
08:39No!
08:40It's already gone off!
08:46In Maryland, a woman prepares to do some gardening.
08:58I love planting different flowers.
09:00It's just kind of a little getaway from the house and all the indoor chores.
09:06We had a two-month-old baby at home, very colicky, didn't sleep, and, you know, just very sleep-deprived
09:15on my part.
09:17I had my golf cart carrying all my supplies, and I went to go move a bag of potting soil
09:24over, and it landed and got stuck on the gas pedal.
09:27The golf cart was headed towards our well.
09:32If it had stayed straight, I think I would have been okay.
09:35But then it just took a sharp left and threw me off.
09:42My daughter all of a sudden says to me, hey, Dad, the golf cart's running through the yard.
09:46But then she said, Dad, it's going really fast, and Mom is chasing it.
09:50So I get up thinking, this is going to be funny to watch.
09:58The golf cart went about two football fields in length before it crashed into the fence.
10:10I was just very happy when it finally stopped so I could get to it.
10:17The fence was our neighbor's fence.
10:19They have a 13-acre farm next to us.
10:22The golf cart went straight into the horse pasture, and I thought, oh, my gosh.
10:27These horses are going to get out.
10:31By the time I made it outside, it had already crashed through the fence, and it stopped.
10:36The first thing I thought was exactly what came out of my mouth.
10:42How in the world did this happen, and what do I get to fix next?
10:49I really thought the golf cart was going to be in a much worse state than it was.
10:53The horses weren't anywhere near the opening of the fence,
10:56and I was delighted to see that there was just a few boards that had to be replaced,
11:01so it was a quick fix.
11:03We've been married over 20 years.
11:05He's very used to my mishaps, and he takes it like a champ.
11:12Afterwards, I see people in public, and they're like, you're the golf cart girl.
11:17I'm like, this is what I'm known for?
11:19I thought I would be known for better things.
11:22I still do my gardening.
11:25They haven't taken the golf cart keys from me yet.
11:33Now, step, step!
11:46Wait, if whatever happens...
11:48I do not have my food, but I'm like...
11:59I know!
11:59I did not take it...
12:00What, is that?
12:01I love it.
12:01I hate it, aren't you home?
12:01What?
12:01Fuck it, are you home?
12:02What?
12:03Ohh!
12:04Oh!
12:05My cat!
12:09Kyle
12:10Kyle!
12:12Kyle...
12:13Kyle!
12:23This man forgot to say goodbye to his wife.
12:39Whoa, that was very cute.
12:47This woman is dealing with an emergency.
12:49I think we were more worried about what the neighbors would think.
12:52They're going to see me dragging this body out the front door.
13:05This boy is distracted by his phone.
13:12It has the first time, it has some time.
13:15I don't know.
13:16What happened with you?
13:19That's all I saw in your face.
13:24Why are you moving?
13:44You just wrecked my dashboard.
13:46Yeah.
13:49I'll get you another one.
13:52That's great.
13:5421, 24.
13:5725.
14:0021, 24.
14:01Top guy.
14:03Top guy.
14:12A camera in Florida catches something odd.
14:16All right, all right.
14:18It was pretty much a normal day at work.
14:20I got home.
14:22I started cooking dinner.
14:24And our son, who was three at the time, dropped an eggshell on the ground.
14:28And I bent over to pick it up, and that's when I just had this extreme sharp pain, and it
14:33sent me to the ground.
14:34My back problem was nonexistent until that moment in time.
14:38You ready?
14:39No, no.
14:40You're not going to be able to drag you up.
14:42I can drag you up.
14:42I can drag you up.
14:44I can drag you up.
14:44I just hear this loud, like, scream, like, I thought someone died.
14:48And I hear a loud thud, and I go in there, and he's just on the ground in pain.
14:52My son, he was completely confused, did not know what was going on, just screaming.
14:57I can drag you up in a workout.
14:59I can drag you.
15:01Ready?
15:02I went into practical mode.
15:03I was just like, let's get to the hospital.
15:05And so at first, you know, I tried different things.
15:07I tried getting my son's stroller, and I tried to put him in the stroller.
15:11I was absolutely screaming in my pants.
15:13Yeah, there was no way I was fitting in the stroller.
15:14It just wasn't going to happen.
15:16And so finally, I just, I saw my son's, like, blanket on the ground.
15:19I was like, you know what?
15:20I'm going to roll you onto this blanket, and then just drag you out.
15:26There was a lot of comments, like, why didn't you call an ambulance?
15:30I don't have money for that.
15:32Who has money for an ambulance?
15:36One, two.
15:37I think we were more worried about, like, what the neighbors would think.
15:41We just moved to this new neighborhood, and they're going to see me dragging out this body
15:45out the front door.
15:51Logistically, that's when the nightmare started.
15:53Because we had to figure out how to get me into the back of the truck.
15:57So then we got a medicine ball.
16:00What we ultimately decided to do was use it as a ramp as Lacey pushed my body over so that
16:06I could sit on top of the ball inside of the truck.
16:09When we were putting him into the truck, I just thought it was hilarious.
16:12I thought if anyone was watching us, we'd look like we're crazy people.
16:16It's absolutely not dignifying at all.
16:18I was humiliated.
16:20I'm like, see, this is why you should work out.
16:22You know, he hates when I say that.
16:23As we were driving to the hospital, every single curve and bump, I felt it all.
16:29And it felt like it was an eternity to go three miles.
16:32At the hospital, you can't sit down in the wheelchair.
16:36And so he just lays forward on the wheelchair.
16:39They did scans on my lower back.
16:42And then they said, unfortunately, you have herniated two discs in your back.
16:45They let me know that I needed to go see a specialist and that it would require PT and possibly
16:52further medical diagnosis.
16:54I would say I'm about 90 to 95% better now.
16:58I have started working out.
17:00My wife, I have to thank for that.
17:03And his life is completely better now that he works out.
17:06And it absolutely is better.
17:08So, always listen to your wife.
17:11That's the lesson of the day.
17:20Dude, the amount of rain is crazy.
17:22Oh, you got your umbrella?
17:26Yeah!
17:29Our tree!
17:32Holy G-man!
17:35Okay, we're not leaving now, but that tree is going to fall.
17:38That hit our tree.
17:42So, I'm just going to keep the ball.
17:45When you keep that ball, you run towards it.
17:49Oh!
17:52Oh!
18:01Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:07Oh!
18:07I am so sorry.
18:11This dad-to-be is in charge of a big surprise.
18:17Oh!
18:27A husband brings home a gender reveal balloon for his wife.
18:40In Michigan, it's bedtime for this little boy.
18:44I promise to always protect you.
19:11Wait, I ruined a moment, kiddo!
19:29I did that, I did it!
19:31You parted like an old man!
19:33I did part this!
19:35Yay, you parted a giant.
19:37Yes, you did, sir.
19:38I did part it, I did part it.
19:54Saylor, you gotta put the iPad now!
20:13Did you just fall too?
20:14Yeah.
20:26I'm not going to sit on the other side of my car.
20:33I'm ready, Jack.
20:35I'm going to be back for it.
20:36I'm not going to fall.
20:53Goddamn.
20:53Careful, there's a ton of metal rods that you're going to slip on.
21:01What, did you just take a step on them?
21:03I didn't know I was jumping on them.
21:08Do you have a phone?
21:09Mm-hmm.
21:18Oh my god!
21:19Oh my god!
21:20Oh my god!
21:23Oh my god!
21:25Oh my god!
21:26Oh my god!
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