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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 41: Tuesday, 3rd March 2026
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00:12It's only just gone six.
00:14Yeah, tell her then, not me.
00:16She's been gristling since I changed her.
00:18Is she hungry?
00:19I don't know.
00:20She said not.
00:22You just...
00:24What am I supposed to do?
00:25Tell her a joke or just jiggle her up and down while I make a coffee.
00:29No, you jiggle.
00:31Here, pass it to me.
00:33Oh, yeah.
00:35I'm funny.
00:37Bye-bye.
00:38Since you're the only actual mother.
00:41Hey.
00:42Is this our new morning routine for the next few weeks?
00:44Do you want a coffee?
00:46Yeah, might as well now.
00:47Hi.
00:48Oh, who's calling it this time?
00:55If it's David Pratt, tell me he's taking his own life in his hands.
01:02I was going to pop round later, but I saw your lights on and I thought, you could do with
01:06this?
01:07Not another one.
01:09No.
01:10Oh.
01:11That's very kind of you.
01:12I thank you.
01:12Oh, well, you know what they say.
01:13He takes a village and all that.
01:15Will all you good villagers, please, try and hold the fort while I go on, maybe have a wash?
01:20Get the spickle out of my hair.
01:25Bye-bye.
01:26Who's this?
01:30Knock, knock.
01:32Morning, campers.
01:33I hope you've had your beauty sleep.
01:35Ready for visiting day?
01:38What's happened?
01:39Is this Paula?
01:42Officer, I need help.
01:43No, don't get them involved.
01:45But you're hurt.
01:46Yeah.
01:46And I'll be hurt a whole lot worse if Paula gets a wink.
01:49Look, I can't have anything stopping me seeing my kids, all right?
01:51So just cover for me.
01:54All right.
01:57What is it, Webster?
01:58You should be at breakfast.
01:59Yeah.
02:00Yeah, I'm sorry, officer.
02:03I, um, it was a false alarm.
02:05I came over all dizzy, but I feel fine now.
02:10You don't just get to summon us every time you have a funny turn.
02:13Don't you think we've got enough to do?
02:15It's prison, not Downton Abbey.
02:33Climbing.
02:35What is this depressing dirge you've got on?
02:37We're an undertaker's.
02:38What do you want?
02:39Fairground music.
02:44I've got one of me migraines coming.
02:46Migraines.
02:47Like my grandmother used to say,
02:49nobody had migraines when they were hiding from a bomb in an air raid shelter.
02:52Take an aspirin.
02:54But you're so fired up.
02:55Oh.
02:55Yeah, what are you doing up and about so early?
02:58Hang on.
03:00I recognise that face.
03:02What have you done?
03:03I have reported that grifter, Annie.
03:07Chrissie!
03:08Those reviews are defamation.
03:09We don't actually notice her that posted them.
03:11Oh, for goodness sake.
03:14Twelve one-star reviews.
03:15One day after she's reported him.
03:17Honestly.
03:20Hi.
03:21You see?
03:22They're taking it seriously.
03:25Yes.
03:25Yes, we are.
03:27Mr Shuttleworth, can you come down the station?
03:30Um...
03:31Oh, no.
03:31No, I've already reported to your desk sergeant what that woman's done.
03:35Can you not take the statements here?
03:36I'm talking to Mr Shuttleworth.
03:39This is about the fraud allegation made against you by Mrs Annie King.
03:43We need to ask you some questions.
03:47I did my best with that cheap foundation.
03:51You still look like you're part of Olympic boxing team.
03:55What are you going to tell your children?
03:57Walked into a cupboard door.
03:58Yeah, well, it must have been a cupboard door with a nasty temper.
04:02Yeah, look, go on.
04:02I'll be fine.
04:05Oh, I'm so excited to see you.
04:09What happened to your face?
04:12I walked into a cupboard door, didn't I?
04:15Same cupboard door we had at the old house.
04:18Why don't you go and get your mum and her a couple of coffees and whatever you three want?
04:25Come on.
04:26You got them well-trained?
04:28Oh, yeah, I've done a tight ship.
04:30Oh, I tried to.
04:32What happened?
04:34Oh, I, um, got into a bit of a fight with a right head case.
04:39Hey, but it could have been worse.
04:40I think they're a bit old to be falling for the cupboard door on the team, especially Brody.
04:45Yeah, I gathered.
04:47Yeah, look, I'll come clean.
04:48Tell them that I got into a bit of a scrap.
04:50You're right, they deserve better than to be lied to.
04:56I said Victoria Street, not Coronation Street.
04:59I'm already late for a meeting.
05:01No, no, I'm on my way over now.
05:04Wow.
05:05You and Lisa work fast.
05:07Any addition to the family?
05:08Somebody left it on the doorstep yesterday.
05:10Oh.
05:12You could even say I mind your own business.
05:15Right, where's this tax?
05:17Oh, oh!
05:19Jodie!
05:21Sorry, I can't stop.
05:22I'm going to get to work.
05:26You look well.
05:28Must be true what they say.
05:29These places are like hotels.
05:32Well, I won't be giving them any stars on TripAdvisor, I'll tell you that for now.
05:37But I've got quite pally with a few of the girls in here.
05:40Well, one of them.
05:43And you know me?
05:45I like to make the best of things.
05:49That's the trouble, though, isn't it?
05:51Turns out I don't know you that well at all.
05:54Oh, Carl.
05:56I know this has been a shock.
05:59Look, I'm really sorry to ask again, but I need more money.
06:05Did what I gave you last time, not...
06:07She's gone.
06:08Paid off my credit card debts.
06:09Interest was ridiculous, so...
06:13I wouldn't ask if I wasn't desperate.
06:17Please.
06:21Well...
06:22I suppose I could set up a...
06:26thingy.
06:28What do you call it?
06:29A monthly payment.
06:31Direct debit.
06:32Yeah, that's the one.
06:34Yeah.
06:35You know, so you've got something regular coming in.
06:40Can we help you?
06:42I just wanted a word with Debbie, if that's all right with you.
06:45You all right?
06:46Yeah.
06:48I'd love to chat, Sal, but this is my visiting time with Carl.
06:53I'm just worried about Lou.
06:55You know, the bank she's got.
06:56Oh, yeah, with her cupboard.
06:59Keep stuck.
07:00Do the guards know about that?
07:01No, they don't.
07:03And don't you do how daft like tell them, neither.
07:06Surely they should, now.
07:08Have you watched an episode of Bad Girls?
07:10Because that's what it's like in here, Sal.
07:14Shh.
07:21Right.
07:22So.
07:24And what should we say?
07:28Well, I'm sure it'll all get ironed out at the police station.
07:32I mean, his entire persona radiates innocence.
07:35Yeah, but if they've got him down as some smooth-talking con man, he's hardly going to go around twirling
07:39his moustache, is he?
07:43Oh, I feel like a right plank I've ever spoke to him yesterday.
07:46Look, you're under a lot of strain.
07:47Bobby still are.
07:49It's Benny.
07:50He's in the back.
07:51I'll give him a shower.
07:52Oh, I need to head back to my fuchsias.
07:54I'll see you later, Glenda.
07:55Keep the faith.
07:56Yeah, bye, love, and thank you.
07:57See you, Benny.
08:00Look, just say you were upset after hearing about Jim.
08:05What, play the dead dad card?
08:07Well, you've got to know when to hold him.
08:08Know when to fold him.
08:12Ben, listen, mate, I'm so sorry about...
08:14Seriously, Steve, it's all right, mate.
08:16You just heard about your da.
08:18I've been there.
08:19Although I was 11, so it's not exactly the same thing.
08:22You got to spend a lot more time with him, didn't you?
08:25It's still hard there, but anyway...
08:28Have a drink with me?
08:29We'll say no more about it.
08:30Oh, I can't work in.
08:32Well, why don't we come in later?
08:34Smoke the peace pipe.
08:35Yeah, cool.
08:37And listen, don't give another thought, all right?
08:39Cheers, Ben.
08:42See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
08:45No.
08:45Hey?
08:46You'll be good, OK?
08:47Yeah.
08:48Come here.
08:50Bless me off.
08:51We've still got a few more minutes yet.
08:53I know, I've just got some things to do, so...
08:55Right, well, it's lovely to see you.
08:58You'll come back again, won't you?
08:59Soon.
09:00Yeah.
09:03Yeah, we take care, all right?
09:05You're the one who needs to take care.
09:08Hey, I'm sorry to bug you again.
09:10What is it now?
09:11Was he asking for money?
09:13Because I couldn't help but have a hearing.
09:15Well, I don't think that's any of your beeswax, do you?
09:20And, you know, he is my son.
09:22And if you're, um...
09:25Rosie and Sophie?
09:27Yes.
09:28Yes.
09:29Rosie and Sophie.
09:30Won't you do the same if they needed it?
09:32They wouldn't ask.
09:33Because, like him, they're adults and they're perfectly capable of earning their own money.
09:39Well, I've got a lot of making up to do, haven't I?
09:42Where he's concerned.
09:45And he comes to visit me, don't he?
09:47I'm not surprised, Debbie, seeing as you're paying to do it.
09:50I don't have to explain myself, do you?
09:53You don't know what I'm going through, do you, eh?
09:56So keep your sticky beak out.
10:00Capisce?
10:19Honey, honestly, yous lot, you've been a godsend.
10:22Not just a bush chair.
10:24Michael bought some baby clothes over.
10:26It's teeny tiny shoes.
10:28Honestly, they're so sweet.
10:31Oh, gosh.
10:32I'm turning into one of those mums already.
10:35What kind of mum is that?
10:36The irritating ones.
10:38She's a stupid voice.
10:39I'll be trying to see someone cute.
10:40I was exactly the same when Layla was that age.
10:43And she's going to have you wrap around her little finger in no time.
10:46In fact, I've got a lot of Layla's baby clothes at the flat,
10:50which Steady wanted me to take down to the charity shop.
10:54But you, you can take a pic.
10:55I've got a whole suitcase for.
10:57Well, never mind working at the hotel.
10:58You can open your own branch and mother care.
11:01I'll drop them around to the factory.
11:03And look, just holler if you need anything else.
11:05Us Bailey boys, we got you.
11:07Happy to help.
11:08Anytime.
11:09Thank you, Your Honor.
11:10I think I love you.
11:11Hmm.
11:14Cheeky.
11:15I've got to take this.
11:16Oh, me too.
11:18Hi, Sarah.
11:20All right, Sarah?
11:23No, I can't just have...
11:26Unless you want me to bring the baby with me.
11:28Well, I'm warning you, she's a crier.
11:31Well, I don't know.
11:32Just push it on till later this week.
11:35I don't know.
11:38I've got the small matter of figuring out what I'm going to do with this small child.
11:42I've got to go, Sarah.
11:43She's off again.
11:47You know.
11:52Here we go.
11:54Oh, so better.
11:56Are you all right?
11:59Oh, how adorable may I be.
12:01Oh, yes.
12:04Okay, for as long as you like.
12:08Obviously, it's not mine.
12:09It's Rob's, the grandmother.
12:11Yeah, she's kind of gone away for a bit, so guess who's won the baby lottery.
12:17How are you doing that?
12:19Practice, that's all.
12:21You need to hold them firmly and with confidence.
12:25They can sense when you're tense.
12:27It unnerves them.
12:29Unnerves me.
12:30Look, try again.
12:32Healthy.
12:32Oh, no.
12:34There we are.
12:36That's it.
12:38Relax your arms.
12:41She can tell I'm not maternal.
12:44Nonsense.
12:45Relax your arms.
12:48Relax your shoulders.
12:50Bounce her rhythmically.
12:53There you are.
12:55They don't need much at that age.
12:57Just food and sleep and comfort.
13:00You'll be fine.
13:02I promise.
13:04Cheers, Mary.
13:05Bye.
13:07What do you know?
13:24I have no idea what it's like.
13:27What's like?
13:29Your children.
13:31You're the mummy, aren't you?
13:34We've seen them, learnt to walk and talk, to come to school, blot them home again, Christmases, birthdays.
13:39I only came to see if you were coming for your tea.
13:41No.
13:42Right, well, do you want me to make us a brew here instead?
13:45Only it's trifle today, so...
13:46Get out.
13:47What have I done?
13:48Get out!
13:58Whoa.
13:59Something smells good.
14:00What we having?
14:01Just some leftovers from Roy's.
14:03Oh, well, don't go overboard.
14:05It's pie and chips.
14:07Do you want it or not?
14:09I take it all back.
14:10Looks great.
14:14Oh, you all right?
14:17Not really, no.
14:20Come on.
14:21What did we say?
14:22Positive vibes only.
14:24Hmm.
14:25Look, sit yourself down.
14:26We're having second-hand pie.
14:28Hey, it's not second-hand, it's leftovers.
14:30Oh, much more appealing.
14:33You can't just barge, eh?
14:35Hey, you!
14:37I ruined my shoes on the way to a meeting earlier on because of you.
14:40Leaving dog dirt all over the pavement like flaming landmines.
14:43Well, I hope you're not treading dog dirt in on the floor.
14:45It's your dog dirt!
14:46Right, our daughter is having surgery tomorrow.
14:49We've got more important things to think about than you and your bloody shoes.
14:52Do you ever think about anyone but yourself?
14:54I'm sorry, I don't know.
14:55Oh, just get out, you clown.
15:00Rem, not to get on the wrong side of you.
15:02I'm not in the mood now.
15:03Just pass me some of that second-hand pie, please.
15:11Fraud by abuser position?
15:13Who do they think you are?
15:15Admiral of the fleet?
15:16You don't have to be anyone important, apparently.
15:19Just in a position of trust.
15:20The whole thing's just too absurd.
15:22I'm sorry.
15:23If Annie had been a little bit nicer to the old dear while she was still alive,
15:27she might have left of the lot.
15:28You know, I read about a similar case in Hire magazine when I was at the dentist with my
15:33molar.
15:34Funeral director in Hebdenbridge, quite the charmer.
15:37The widow whisperer, they called him.
15:39Really?
15:39He had his M.O. down perfectly.
15:42The grieving widow, the devilishly handsome silver fox, a few gentle words, a little touch on the arm, and just
15:50when they were at their most vulnerable...
15:54Kablooey.
15:54Mary.
15:55I'll never survive prison, me.
15:57We're gonna fight this.
15:58I'm gonna fight it hard.
16:00No-one gets away with accusing my brother.
16:02No-one.
16:06All right.
16:07I thought you'd be drinking with your Bessie mate.
16:09You know, Cassie.
16:11I've already explained this.
16:13She wanted to buy flowers.
16:15I saw the flowers because we're a flower shop.
16:18I'm sorry you find it so confusing.
16:22You looked dressed to kill last night.
16:25Poor choice of words under the circumstances.
16:29Sorry, mate.
16:30I just thought maybe is it a big night planned out before Steve got his news?
16:34No, I was just road testing a new outfit.
16:39I'll probably send it back anyway.
17:05Ssssshhhh.
17:07Carla's dead to the womb.
17:08Yeah, well, so am I up to this morning.
17:12Um, does that have had a good day?
17:14I thought Carla would have had a straight on to social services by dinner time.
17:19Yeah, well, you know Carla.
17:20No more to back down from a challenge.
17:23Hello, you.
17:26Hello, sweetheart.
17:27How are you coming?
17:29Any news on Debbie's opinion?
17:31Well, it's all in the end, Adam reckons.
17:34How they can drag their feet
17:36while a sick woman rots in a place like that is beneath me.
17:38Hey, look, I'm going to visit her next week, all right?
17:40Just feet haven't touched the ground anymore.
17:42It's all right.
17:44She'll, she'll like that.
17:45Hey, Ronnie.
17:46Hey, what's up?
17:47Thanks for seeing me.
17:47I just thought this was really important.
17:49Yeah.
17:50I took the kids to visit Lou
17:52and Carl was there seeing Debbie.
17:56Carl.
17:56And...
17:57Don't feel right us sitting here drinking.
18:01Well, it beats climbing walls at home, doesn't it?
18:04I mean, I haven't been out much recently, have we?
18:07Them pies were good from Rose, weren't they?
18:09And they were free.
18:09Oh, well, every cloud.
18:12Hey.
18:14I heard about Harper's operation tomorrow.
18:17Look, you don't have to say how.
18:19You must be sick of people asking.
18:20I just...
18:22I just want you to know I'm thinking of you.
18:24And so are a lot of people around here.
18:26Oh, don't be nice to me.
18:28You'll set me off.
18:29Come here, you.
18:31Oh, hey.
18:32Been puncing off Debbie again.
18:35Huh?
18:35Been telling tales, eh, Sam?
18:37You're nothing more than a leech.
18:38What, you worried that a pot of gold will be gone by the time she pegs it?
18:41I mean, that's what you're hanging about for, right?
18:43Run, run.
18:44Hey, don't judge everyone on your own standards, Sam.
18:47That's funny.
18:48That's what she calls me now.
18:50I mean, it takes a bit of getting used to, but there are upsides.
18:53Hey, you're a piece of work, you, aren't you?
18:54Right, you, out.
18:55You really are pushing your luck with me and it's not going to end well.
18:58Oh, happy to be on my way.
19:00Especially with her money burning a hole in me pocket.
19:05Thanks for my tea, love.
19:07I'd offer to do it round mine, but a narrow walk, what do you feel?
19:10Around this?
19:11Around hope.
19:13Always a pleasure, light of my life.
19:18And, um, thanks for doing the night shift.
19:20Very much appreciated.
19:21I enjoy the peace and quiet.
19:23And crack on with me book.
19:25Yeah, it takes a lot of concentration, all that colouring in.
19:29Say hi to Ollie for me.
19:32Don't you know I'm messaging Ollie?
19:33Because of that big fat grin on your face.
19:36See you later.
19:37See you later.
19:43What are you after?
19:46Listen, I don't mean to be a cow, but...
19:48Oh, nothing good has ever come from I don't mean to be a cow, but...
19:54Cassie was going to propose yesterday.
19:56Oh, yeah.
19:57So me dad dies and she thinks.
19:59Oh, I know what to cheer him up.
20:00No, the opposite.
20:01Look at your balloon.
20:02She had it all planned out outside Victoria Gardens.
20:05Then you get the call.
20:07It's abort, abort.
20:08Well, that's why she was so dressed up.
20:10Anyway, I just thought you should know.
20:13You know with everything that's going on with your dad.
20:15It's all right.
20:15I don't know.
20:15What's all right?
20:16Oh, my God.
20:16There's two buttons.
20:17I'll be right there.
20:17I don't know.
20:18It's all right.
20:23Don't know.
20:25I'm not sure.
20:29I don't know.
20:33You didn't know.
20:34No, it's a little bit.
20:36You just want to be a loveless.
20:40I don't know.
20:47Officer, I know you now.
20:50Hi, darling, Maggie Smith.
20:52I'm busy.
21:01Do me.
21:03Please, please, please.
21:06Please.
21:08Go.
21:23And, of course, if you've been affected by issues raised in tonight's episode...
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