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Coronation Street - Season 67 - Episode 33: Thursday, 19th February 2026
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00:27Satsang with Mooji
00:31That's the look I'm going for
00:33Prison chic
00:34I can smack you on the other side if you want, you know, even it out
00:38Is there a point to your visit or are you just passing through?
00:42I'm your only mate in here
00:43You might want to lower your aggro
00:45Yeah, well, sorry
00:49Nothing like a black eye to put me on a Debbie Downer
00:52I'm just coming to check up on you
00:55As you know, yesterday I was battered by Paula
01:00Like a piece of Pollock
01:02And then I had to sit through a very emotional visit
01:07From Kevin and Ronnie
01:10So, yeah
01:12Now my head's in the right state
01:14You want to talk about it?
01:18Oh, it's a long story
01:21Oh, well, if only we were confined to a small space with nothing else to do but talk
01:29Maybe some other time
01:32Right, well
01:33I will leave you to lick your wounds
01:36But look
01:37I'm here for you
01:37You know, if you need me
01:39And I, er, I mean that, Debbie
01:42I like you
01:43You've got a nice vibe about you
02:01Oh, well, well, well, you can't just break in
02:02Oh, we had reports of gas leak
02:05And that's custodian
02:05I'm legally obliged to check
02:07Mm-mm
02:08Nah, nah
02:09There's no leak in here
02:10Just the smell of a scumbag
02:12What are you doing here?
02:13You should be at the station
02:14You're like a broken record playing again and again
02:17This is harassment and totally illegal
02:20Why don't you go down and report it
02:21And while you're there
02:22You tell them exactly what you've done
02:23She's already banged up
02:25It's over
02:25She'll be out soon enough
02:26Just let it go
02:27Let it go
02:28Let it go
02:29Does that work for you, Kev?
02:30No
02:31Me neither
02:31There was an easy way to do this
02:33But I'm guessing that you're opting for the hard way
02:36Which I'm more than happy to oblige
02:41Yeah, alright
02:43Maria, thanks
02:43I'll be as quick as I can
02:47Yeah, alright
02:48Bye-bye
02:50Well, she's been through the order
02:52And apparently it was me who ordered that much bleach
02:54I mean, no idea what I was thinking
02:57You're tired
02:57You both need sleep
02:59We haven't got time for sleeping, have we, babe?
03:02Juggling everything
03:02Well, I haven't got time to walk the dog these days
03:04I have to bribe Lily with hard cash
03:06Well, I'll walk the dog after my shift
03:08I'm only covering for Nina for a bit
03:10So, you can get some kit then, can't you?
03:13Alright, thanks
03:16Don't worry, it's just the door
03:17I'll come up and join you at hospital then, babe
03:19After I've had some sleep
03:20No, I know, I know
03:21Are you okay?
03:22Yeah, fine
03:22Whoa!
03:24Now, I know you've a lot on
03:25But I need to say my piece
03:26No, you don't
03:27You get back down here, young lady
03:28Take it, this has something to do with her
03:38Everything okay?
03:40Hey, hey
03:41Everything okay with your phone?
03:43Er, yeah, it's bad signal
03:45Might be the other end, that's the issue
03:46I'm trying to listen to a revision guide
03:48Ah, haven't you heard of Lord of the Rings?
03:50That's a way better audio book
03:51Yeah, I've paid a fortune for that Wi-Fi as well
03:53Yeah, don't worry
03:55So, er, how are you doing today?
03:58Still got a lot on your mind?
03:59Yeah
04:00Yeah, I've got everything on my mind
04:02All of it at once
04:04So many facts to keep in my head
04:05Well, can't we help at all?
04:07Test you on bits, maybe
04:09Make it into a cool quiz
04:10Get busy with a quizzy
04:13It's all right
04:14I'm going to get some fresh air now
04:16All right, yeah
04:17I mean, a change of scenery might do you good
04:19Yeah
04:20See you later
04:28Do you know assault inside a police station
04:30is pretty hard to defend against?
04:32It's not assault
04:33It's a citizen's arrest
04:34No, it's harassment
04:35Citizen's arrest requires reasonable force
04:38Judging by his face
04:39Things got pretty unreasonable
04:40You got something to tell you?
04:42No, I don't
04:43Yes, you do
04:44Right, well, as fun as this pantomime is
04:46Can we take it outside, please?
04:47He's here to confess
04:48He was driving the car that night
04:50And he's locking up
04:52And charging
04:53And now Debra needs to be released
04:55No, no, no
04:55I want these arresting for beating me up
04:57I want to report on assault
04:58Let's just take this one at a time, shall we?
05:01So you want to make a complaint of assault
05:03And you two want to make a complaint
05:04that is withholding evidence
05:05Is that right?
05:07Okay, let's just take a seat, gentlemen
05:09Let's do this the proper way
05:11I'll interview you all individually
05:18You do realise there's a front door
05:20Painted green
05:20Big sign above it
05:21You can't miss it
05:22Yeah, yeah, yeah
05:23I just, uh
05:23Actually, I just came to see Will
05:25Will!
05:26You got a visitor?
05:28What's he done?
05:33Hey, mate
05:33Look, I just want to say
05:34Thanks for taking Sam to the gig yesterday
05:37Yeah, no problem
05:39How's he seem to you at the moment?
05:40Yeah, he seems fine
05:41I meant no
05:45You'll have to forgive Will, Lisa
05:47He's a man of many words
05:50So, uh
05:51Think of something I said in your lad?
05:53Oh, I don't know
05:54I just, uh
05:55Keep getting it wrong at the moment, you know
05:58Teenagers, eh?
05:58Their only responsibility
06:00Is to be irresponsible
06:01And get it out of their system
06:03Yeah, ask him what's going on
06:04He just shits me out
06:05So listen instead
06:06It'll all come out in grunts and shrugs
06:08But
06:09He'll let you know what's going on
06:13I don't see why
06:14I've got to be dragged around all day
06:16Listen, after what you've done
06:17You'd be lucky if you ever leave my site again
06:19It was just a bunch of silly newspapers
06:20That you were paid to deliver
06:22All right?
06:23Not chuck away
06:24I'll get tea for two, please, Jodie
06:27I'm sure she is sorry, though
06:28Aren't you, Lily?
06:29Yeah
06:29I am
06:30If you'd be involved to ask
06:33Excuse me?
06:34Look
06:35Why don't I take Lily to chat to Brian in a bit
06:37And then you can concentrate on your day then, can't you?
06:40Right, okay, fine
06:40As long as you do exactly as she says
06:45Thanks, Jodie
06:46No worries
06:47I'll, um
06:48Well, I'll make sure she smooths things over with him
06:50Because I'm sure it's the last thing you and Shona need right now
06:53Yeah, it is
06:54I take it that's the tea for one now, then
06:57Yeah, but with 90 sugars
07:00Morning, gorgeous
07:00Er, full English when you've got a sec
07:04Less of the gorgeous, eh?
07:07Why?
07:07Feeling left out, princess?
07:10I just think she doesn't really need advances from you
07:13When she's just trying to do her job
07:16Walk up on the wrong side of the bed again today
07:17She'll see someone about that
07:20Yeah
07:21Well, just keep your eyes to yourself, yeah
07:23And everyone will be happy
07:26Cheers
07:27Aw, such a little charmer, isn't he?
07:30Your sister's a lucky lady
07:32Yeah
07:34No, he's, er
07:35He's just having one of those days
07:37Promise you
07:37My day's worse than it
07:40Aw, and you still called me gorgeous
07:42Thanks
07:44What can I say?
07:45You, er
07:46Brightened up my day
07:49Yeah, listen
07:50Er
07:51I'm off in a bit
07:51So
07:52Why don't you come round and
07:54You can take your mind off your day properly
07:57What are you thinking?
07:59Exactly what you're hoping
08:04Hey, your dad were at the pub early
08:06Asking if you're alright
08:07Really?
08:12Great
08:13No, I've got to go see a movie with him
08:15You want to go do something fun?
08:17Got a bottle of vodka in me bag
08:19You want to get drunk?
08:20Well, we want to hang out, yeah
08:22I had a good time last night
08:23But, hey, if you didn't, we don't have to
08:25No
08:25I did
08:27Yeah, sure
08:28Yeah, I'd love to
08:29Nice one
08:30Right, come on then
08:39Here's one for you
08:40Do you say
08:40Slow up or slow down?
08:43That's the same thing, isn't it?
08:45Thank you
08:45You see, our Amy goes mad when I say slow up
08:48That car's slowing up
08:49I mean, I get it
08:50Either way
08:51I say that you're stopping, ain't you?
08:53Do you know what really blew your mind?
08:55Tie up
08:55Tie down
08:57Lock up
08:58Lock down
08:59Same thing too
09:00You're a genius
09:02Or
09:03I've just spent too much time talking in bars
09:06Anyway, the next time she shouts at you
09:08You've got ammunition
09:09You see, we're just on the same wavelength
09:11It must be because we've got Irish in us, you know
09:14It's in the blood
09:14Not the fact that we're too bored middle-aged men
09:16With nothing else to talk about
09:19Oh, here he is
09:21What if I missed?
09:23Right, if I'm telling you to stop
09:25Do you say slow up or slow down?
09:27Slow down?
09:28Who says slow up?
09:30It doesn't make sense
09:32Well, you're late so it's your round
09:34Ben'll have one as well
09:36You've twisted my arm
09:37Don't mind if I do
09:44It's not that bad
09:45Sorry, I don't normally do this kind of thing
09:47What, you drink?
09:49Hang out
09:50Yeah
09:52Yeah, I notice you
09:53You don't really like Miss Walsh, do you?
09:56Don't I?
09:58I'm not just picking up on the vibe
10:00Honestly, though, she's sand
10:01She's amazing with me training
10:05Are you sure it's just about the training?
10:07And you don't like her more than that?
10:10What do you mean?
10:12Are you attracted to her?
10:15Well, yeah, she's pretty fit for a teacher
10:17But, what, do you not think she's good-looking?
10:19You just said you thought I didn't like her
10:21Well, yeah, yeah
10:23You're gonna have some other, aren't you?
10:29Hey!
10:30What do you think you're playing at?
10:32Will!
10:34It was his idea
10:36The bottle is in your hand
10:40Drinking in the precinct?
10:41You're the last kid I'd expect that from
10:44Sorry
10:46First you missed your essay deadline
10:47Now this
10:49What's going on?
10:54Look, I know it's stressful
10:56I know you've been struggling
10:57But you will get through this
10:59You're one of the smartest kids I know
11:02I'm not smart enough to say no to alcohol
11:10Is there anything else going on?
11:12That I need to know about
11:16Hey
11:18You can talk to me
11:33Will was there too, but he scarpered
11:35I reckon it was his bottle, but
11:38Sam's taking responsibility
11:41Thanks
11:42It is mine
11:43Hmm
11:44Look, shutting me out is one thing
11:46But drinking, come on, Sam
11:48I'm sorry
11:48I know what this is
11:50It's a pressure, isn't it?
11:51That's what's upsetting you
11:52Look, why don't we let Sam find the words, yeah?
11:55Because whatever it is, we just want to help
11:58You're right
12:01There is something that's been really worrying me
12:04And I can't get it out of my head
12:08It's nothing
12:09No, go on
12:10I might be wrong
12:11Just say
12:15It's a thought that the rest of my life is over if I fail
12:19Oh, Sam, Sam
12:21I can very much assure you that it won't be
12:25I mean, absolute worst case scenario
12:28There are these little things called resits
12:31Daniel's right
12:33We've always got another shot
12:35You won't be mad if I don't do well?
12:37No
12:38No, as long as you give it a go, okay?
12:41I know that's the junk we can talk about later, all right?
12:44Yeah, look, Sam, we've all been there
12:45But you shouldn't go bottling these things up
12:49Yeah, you're right
12:51Thank you
12:54I mean, the look she gave me
12:57Clearly she wasn't sorry at all
12:59I thought you were reading
13:01I think we should put trackers in the paper bags
13:03That is brilliant
13:05No, it isn't
13:07You can't put trackers in the kids' bags
13:10Oh, please
13:11Tell me I don't have to spell it out
13:13Why it's inappropriate
13:15The bags are his property
13:16You keep cleaning and stay out of this
13:19No, don't take it out on her
13:20If it wasn't for hope, I wouldn't have found Lillisa quickly
13:23I'm not taking it out on anybody
13:25I am just saying
13:26You stop overreacting
13:28Read your book
13:29Before you bring on one of my bad heads
13:32Maybe if you'd read a bit more
13:34You wouldn't have one of your bad heads
13:35I mean, I can't recommend this book more
13:37It is a literary masterpiece
13:39Oh, hey, look here
13:41Oh, you're banned
13:44Wait, she just came to say something
13:46Give her a moment
13:48I'm sorry
13:49Please can have my job back
13:50The nerve you have to ask for that
13:53Can I at least have yesterday's wages?
13:55You didn't do the job
13:56I think you'd better go
13:58You can stick this job
14:00This stupid little shop
14:01And that stupid book
14:02And shove it right up your
14:04Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
14:05I think he gets the message
14:11Just so you know
14:12That wasn't the apology we rehearsed
14:13I'm sorry
14:19I think it might be one of those instances
14:21Where most of the pressure's coming from the kid
14:24And not the parents
14:26Poor Sam
14:28He's a sensitive lad as well
14:31And then there was all that stuff that happened with his mum
14:34What happened with his mum?
14:36Oi
14:37Why did you run off earlier?
14:39Well, he was drinking
14:40Nothing to do with me
14:41Don't believe that
14:43Not really my problem
14:46Really mature response, that, Will
14:47Well done
14:50Get back in a sec
14:56You did really well with Sam today
14:59Do you want to come over and get your reward?
15:03I'll tell Daniel when I'm off you, Mum
15:04Okay
15:06I just think it's a completely different crowd
15:08That's all
15:08You know, hardly any hooliganism
15:10The rivalries are friendly
15:11It's a proper
15:12Proper man
15:13One sport
15:14So it's football
15:15How many times have you yelled at the screen
15:17Because the footballers took a dive, huh?
15:19If any of those players took one hit from a rugby player
15:21They'd be in hospital for a week
15:24Well, good speed, darl, or what?
15:26Well, I think he's got a point now
15:28I mean, I love football
15:29Do not get me wrong
15:31But the game has changed
15:32You know, you've got the VAR
15:34You've got all the managers bouncing between teams on a daily basis
15:38It's not about sport anymore
15:39It's about the politics
15:40Exactly
15:41And I bet you can't name ten rugby players
15:43Because it's all about the sport
15:45And not the egos
15:46Right, let's see if I can go for this
15:48All right, keep your beard on
15:49All right, I just missed me dinner, that's all
15:51Ah, you're getting hungry, big man
15:52Do you want me to do your hot pot?
15:54No, thanks
15:57All right, yeah, we'll go
15:58Let me just have a wee
16:01You sure I can't tempt you into another?
16:03No
16:03All right
16:06And just so that you know
16:07You'll never get him off football
16:09And if you knew him at all
16:10You'd know I know
16:12Because I'm his best mate
16:14Lucky him
16:19Can't believe she's your mum
16:20Do we really have to talk about that now?
16:23Bit of a mood killer
16:24Well, you're the one who said it
16:25Well, you asked about me day
16:27It's just not what I was expecting
16:29I know, imagine how I felt
16:31But it's fine, I don't need to cuddle
16:33And to be told it's all okay
16:36I do appreciate you cheering me up, though
16:38Typical bloke, aren't you?
16:40Easy to please
16:42And you are so...
16:46So good at it
16:48Well, you know where I live now
16:50If you need another pick-me-up
16:56Oh, fuck
16:58Come on
16:58Out
17:00Like this?
17:02Well, put some clothes on, then
17:03Why, what's the matter?
17:05You forgot what a real bloke's body should look like
17:09It's easy to look like that
17:10When nobody depends on you
17:12Now, come on
17:13Sling you up before I make you
17:16All right, Dave
17:17Keep your hair on
17:20It's David
17:21Mr Platt to you
17:25I don't know where to begin
17:26Sorry
17:27I thought you'd be at the hospital
17:30Yeah, I was coming home here for a kip
17:32It's not going to be happening now, is it?
17:34I'd be having nightmares
17:36You'd do much better than him
17:51There we go
17:54Er, hey, hey, hey, hey
17:56I'm just going to finish with table five
17:58And then we can go
17:59I really should study
18:00Well, come on, don't lie
18:01You've been watching stuff on your phone
18:04Yeah, you got me
18:04It's a vlog series I like
18:06All right, I mean, you shouldn't be working at all tonight, should you?
18:10Actually, do you know what?
18:11Give me your phone
18:12Come on, give me your phone
18:15Right
18:16I'm going to lock this in the safe overnight
18:18So you're not tempted to cram at 2am in the morning
18:21All you need to do tonight is cinema
18:24Popcorn sleep
18:25Okay?
18:31I'm guessing you've come to take us in?
18:33No
18:35Well, that's no cause for celebration
18:37I spoke to my boss
18:38And I've explained that it's a case of your word against his
18:41So she's not going to take the allegation further
18:43Oh, thank you
18:44Right, we'll just hold off the praise for a moment
18:47She also has no interest in reopening Debbie's case either
18:51You know, it's a case of all bluster and nothing solid to go on without any evidence
18:54So he just gets away with it
18:57You gave the lad a beating, allegedly
19:00So we're not in the habit of handing out hall passes to things like that
19:03So count yourself lucky
19:04He deserves so much more
19:05Right, well, if that's the case, let it come naturally to him
19:08You know, for what it's worth
19:10His is a collar I'd like to grab with both hands
19:12But be smart
19:14Don't walk through the wrong door and spend your life locked in the wrong room
19:18See you later
19:20That's all right
19:24He's right about one thing
19:27We need to be smarter
19:30I'm not dropping it
19:31Good
19:33Neither am I
19:36Okay
19:37Yeah, yeah, great
19:40Sorry
19:40What is this?
19:41Call centre?
19:43Right, well, thanks for letting me know
19:45Cheers
19:46Are we interrupting your busy schedule?
19:49You really should consider your blood pressure, David
19:52Get him out of here
19:58You really want him out of here
19:59Ah, he'll live
20:00Hey
20:03Thanks for today
20:05You're welcome
20:05You seem happier
20:08That's because Kit just called
20:10And they aren't taking what Kevin and Ronnie said any further
20:12Despite them frog-marching me down to the station
20:17You know, it struck me
20:19You and me
20:21We're pretty similar
20:24Oh yeah
20:26How so?
20:27Both been let down by our families
20:29Brought up to rely on ourselves and no one else
20:32So you're a trust-no-one type of girl?
20:36Trusting people never got me anywhere
20:39So what are you doing back here then?
20:42Getting what's owed
20:44Hopefully
20:46Well, good luck with that
20:47Easier said than done
20:50You have to do the same thing
20:53Everything
20:55I'm here to take everything
20:57They want to play dirty
21:00So can I
21:02Just got word
21:02Your brother's booked a visit tomorrow
21:04Yeah
21:05Yeah
21:06I want Kevin chewing me off again
21:08That's all I need
21:08Nope
21:09Someone called Carl
21:35So can I
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21:47Come
21:47I
21:47Go
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