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00:01Previously on Georgia and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:03You are not gonna believe this. That was Channel 9. They just offered me a job.
00:07If you want me to chase a tornado, I will chase a tornado.
00:09Short skirt, a lot of wind, that'll get us some ratings.
00:12As a woman, I would never ask you to exploit your sexuality.
00:16But if you wanted to, I'd be very okay with it.
00:19We'll climb back into the low 70s Saturday.
00:21Can you believe that's who they replaced me with?
00:23Thanks for watching. I'm Kelly with an eye. And that eye is on your weather.
00:28She kinda looks like you.
00:29No, she doesn't.
00:35I'm Kelly with an eye. And that eye is on your weather.
00:39That ain't Mandy.
00:40I know.
00:41So you're watching her competition.
00:43Kelly's cute, and she wasn't mean to me as a kid.
00:46Well, still, we should probably switch to your sister.
00:49Mandy's not gonna know who we watched.
00:51That's true. It's my house. I can watch whatever I want.
00:54Heya.
00:55Hey! Just watching Mandy do the weather.
00:57And that wraps up our seven-day forecast.
01:00Stick around for Don with sports.
01:02I know it's not football or baseball season, but there's probably other sports.
01:06Don?
01:08Mr. McAllister, were you ever a member of the Chamber of Commerce?
01:11No, why?
01:12Well, I got an invitation to a mixer for prospective members.
01:15Oh, you gonna do it?
01:17Seems like it could be a good thing for the store.
01:19What's the Chamber of Commerce?
01:21Oh, it's an organization of people engaged in commerce and...
01:27And they, they, well, they get together and, uh, you know, a chamber?
01:34So neither of you know?
01:35Not a clue.
01:37But I will let you know as soon as I get in.
01:39Careful.
01:40This is how people get sucked into a cult.
01:42No, it ain't a cult.
01:43When your mother sold Tupperware, that was a cult.
01:50Chamber of Commerce, that sounds important.
01:53Oh, it is.
01:54It's a big deal.
01:55Are they the ones that wear the tiny hats with tassels?
01:58No.
01:59That's the Shriners.
02:00Well, who, who drives all the little clown cars in the parade?
02:04Also the Shriners.
02:05Oh.
02:06Maybe you should join them.
02:07You can fix all their tiny tires.
02:12I like it.
02:13Be good for business.
02:15You know what they do?
02:15Chamber of Commerce?
02:16Yeah, my barber's a member.
02:18He said it's good for networking.
02:19What?
02:19You have a barber?
02:21Yeah.
02:22He said the chamber does a lot of charity stuff.
02:24Sponsors community events.
02:25But you're bald.
02:28Not totally bald.
02:29I get this shaved.
02:30Why don't you shave it yourself?
02:32You want to hear about the Chamber of Commerce or not?
02:34Sorry.
02:34Go ahead.
02:36Could help us get some new clients.
02:37We'd be in their directory.
02:39We'd get a plaque to put, hey, my eyes are down here.
02:43So what do you say we go to this mixer?
02:44Do a little schmoozing.
02:45Oh.
02:46I don't see the downside.
02:48Great.
02:48Last question.
02:49About the Chamber of Commerce or my head?
02:51Never mind.
02:52Give me this Alan.
02:55Now'll be behind all this.
03:12You demonstrate how beautiful I have to wear them.
03:16The track is подобative.
03:16I can't do very often.
03:19Let's have a theatrical önie.
03:19Can't do not you speak, or...
03:20I
03:20Need to make a decision for a matter of company.
03:20You don't speak, or you Catch me, maybe?
03:21You are not as good as my head espaço.
03:21This is actually a sideline.
03:22My inaugural one hand.
03:26There's the lady who owns the pet store.
03:29And that's the guy who runs the barbecue place with the awesome chili.
03:32I love that chili.
03:34He uses brisket instead of ground beef.
03:36Hey, hey, hey, don't get starstruck.
03:39Gentlemen, Jerry Clemens, Clemens Hardware.
03:42Glad y'all came.
03:43Georgia Cooper.
03:44Ruben Alvarez.
03:45We took over McAllisterado.
03:47Oh, Jim McAllister's old place.
03:49I did hear that was under new management.
03:51Newer, younger, better.
03:53Just what people are saying.
03:55Any questions?
03:56A lot of people don't actually know what we do here.
03:59You're kidding.
04:00Networking, charity, community outreach.
04:03Seems pretty obvious.
04:04It did to me.
04:06So, Jerry, what do we got to do to join?
04:08Pretty simple.
04:09Just introduce yourselves around, talk to members.
04:11If you want to be involved, we're happy to have you.
04:14Great.
04:15Usually meet the first Wednesday of every month.
04:17That'll work.
04:18I mean, I've got a small child at home,
04:19but my partner here's got nothing going on.
04:22I got plenty going on.
04:24Like what?
04:26You don't know everything about me.
04:29Let's not argue in front of Jerry, okay?
04:32All right, fellas.
04:33We'll talk later.
04:36Why do you put me down in front of other people?
04:39I wasn't putting you down.
04:40Yes, you were.
04:41Hey, how about after this,
04:42I'll take you out for some of that chili?
04:44That'd be nice.
04:53So me and Ruben raised the money from friends and family,
04:55and we bought the place.
04:57Impressive.
04:57You don't look much older than my son.
04:59I'm 21.
05:0021?
05:01That would make you our youngest member.
05:03I'd probably be your first Puerto Rican member.
05:05That's my background.
05:07A real-life immigrant success story.
05:09Oh, where were you born?
05:12Here?
05:13Well, it'd be great to have some fresh faces join us.
05:17Don't get any fresher than this.
05:19Or this.
05:21Believe it or not, he got a haircut for y'all.
05:25What did we just talk about?
05:30Jim, do you want to go to the nursery with me tomorrow?
05:32I want to replant those azaleas.
05:35You sure?
05:35The weather forecast said it looks like rain.
05:37Aw, sounds like somebody watched me.
05:39It sure does.
05:43Hey.
05:43Hey.
05:44How was the mixer?
05:45Great.
05:46You're looking at the youngest member ever of the Medford Chamber of Commerce.
05:49Wow.
05:50Congratulations.
05:52Before I got there, the youngest one was like 32.
05:54Oh.
05:55That's the same age as...
05:56Watch it.
05:5832 ain't old.
05:59Everyone else there was like in their 50s.
06:01Watch it.
06:02Well, good for you, Georgie.
06:04They loved me.
06:05One lady pinched my cheek and called me plucky.
06:07Careful.
06:08He does like older women.
06:11Anyways, it got me thinking.
06:13Maybe there's a new story here.
06:16You mean you?
06:17It's pretty inspirational when you think about it.
06:20Oh, honey, I'm really proud of you, but I'm trying to do more edgy stories.
06:24Didn't you just do one about a dog with wheels for hind legs?
06:28Yeah.
06:29He bit a kid and rolled away.
06:31Edgy.
06:32I'm just saying, it's a great story.
06:34A high school dropout making good.
06:36Please don't go on TV and tell people you're a high school dropout.
06:40I ain't ashamed.
06:42No, you really ain't.
06:48Mandy said I wasn't newsworthy, but on that Doogie Howser show, folks loved that he was
06:52the youngest guy in his profession.
06:54I never watched that show.
06:55He was a doctor and a teenager.
06:57He lost his first patient and his virginity on the same day.
07:02Do you have a point?
07:03Being young is a good story.
07:05News people did all kinds of stuff about Sheldon when he was a kid.
07:08He was a science genius.
07:10And I'm a tire genius.
07:13Mandy's not the only news lady in town.
07:15There's that Kelly girl on Channel 7.
07:18I can't call her.
07:19She's Mandy's competition.
07:20I guess.
07:22What have you called her?
07:24Mandy be mad at me.
07:26Not just a tire genius.
07:33Hey, how was work?
07:35Good.
07:37Look, just so you know, I'm really sorry I couldn't help you out.
07:40It's okay.
07:41And just so you know, Channel 7 thinks I am a story.
07:45Excuse me?
07:46Yeah, that Kelly girl said it's perfect for her.
07:48I'm sorry, Kelly?
07:50Yeah, you know, with an eye.
07:52Oh, I know Kelly with an eye.
07:54I hate Kelly with an eye.
07:55How does she know about you?
07:57Did you call her?
07:58No, ma'am.
07:58I most certainly did not call her.
08:00So Ruben called her.
08:01Dang, you do have a nose for the news.
08:04God, what the hell, Georgie?
08:06How would you feel if I bought tires from Fagenbacher?
08:08I feel like you're throwing your money away because you get a family discount with me.
08:11That is not the point.
08:13She's just trying to embarrass me.
08:15I came to you first.
08:17You said no.
08:18You are not doing that interview.
08:20You can't stop me.
08:22You know what?
08:24You're right.
08:26You do whatever you want.
08:29It's your decision.
08:38Okay, she may have stopped me.
08:43Mandy would do whatever she wanted if she thought it was good for her career.
08:48Wood has will again.
08:51So she can't be mad if I do the interview?
08:53Can, will, gonna be.
08:56See?
08:56Stuff like this is the reason why I'm not married.
08:58No, the reason you're not married is no one wants to marry you.
09:02So what should I do?
09:05Well, before I fight with Audrey, I always ask myself, is it worth it?
09:10I've heard you fight about pillows on the bed.
09:12There's too many.
09:14Pro pillows, shams, I don't know what's going on.
09:17Well, a news story is free advertising, so yeah, it's worth it.
09:21And for your information, there were two girls who wanted to marry me.
09:24What happened?
09:25They found out about each other.
09:31If this front continues, we can expect rain all weekend.
09:34I would be the father of her children.
09:37This is normally the time when I do my Eye on Medford segment, where we focus on folks
09:43in the community.
09:44But unfortunately, we had a last-minute cancellation.
09:47Apparently, our guest is married to the weather girl on our rival station, and she told him
09:53he wasn't allowed to do it.
09:55I don't want to name names, but she's on Channel 9.
09:59Oh, no.
10:01Oh, no?
10:02How about Oh Baby?
10:11What the hell, Georgie?
10:13You told Kelly I wouldn't let you do it?
10:14You wouldn't let me do it.
10:16Well, she didn't need to know that.
10:18I didn't know she was going to blab it on TV.
10:20Do you know how this makes me look?
10:22I do, but now does not seem like the time to say it.
10:26You could have said you were sick or busy or anything else.
10:29All I did was tell the truth.
10:36Can you give us some privacy?
10:37I've heard y'all fight before.
10:38It's fine.
10:40Dad.
10:41I'm hungry.
10:42This is where the food is.
10:44You didn't want me to do the interview.
10:45I didn't do it.
10:46You're welcome.
10:47She embarrassed me on television.
10:49No, she didn't even say your name.
10:52So you watched her?
10:54I probably snacked too much.
11:03You wanted to see me?
11:04Close the door.
11:11So I guess you saw what Kelly said.
11:13Sure did.
11:15Well, I just want you to know that I will rise above this.
11:18Unlike her, I can behave in a professional manner.
11:22Why on earth would you do that?
11:25Wait, what?
11:25This is ratings gold.
11:27Hit back.
11:27Get down in the mud and roll around with that skank.
11:31Uh, but if I say something, won't she just swing back harder?
11:34Do you not know how feuds work?
11:38No, I mean, of course I do.
11:39I made a lot of girls cry in my heyday.
11:42Girls who look like you always do.
11:49That storm front petered out looks like it'll be a beautiful weekend for folks to catch up on some gardening.
11:55So get out there with a watering can, a rake, and like that bimbo who does the weather for Channel
12:017, a hoe.
12:04I raced her better than this.
12:06If it helps, you knocked it out of the park with me.
12:10So, Kelly with an eye, I'll make a deal with you.
12:13You don't talk about my marriage, and I won't talk about your nose job.
12:18For Channel 9 News, I'm Manny McAllister, and this is my real nose.
12:25Pretty mean.
12:26You know what they say, do what you love and never work a day in your life.
12:34When we went to commercial, the whole crew applauded.
12:37Good for you.
12:39You know, after all that trash talk I did in high school, it is nice to know I still got
12:42it.
12:44Ain't you worried that Kelly's gonna swing back?
12:46No, let her.
12:48I found the yearbook picture with her old nose.
12:49You could have vacuumed the floor with that thing.
12:52Hey, I'm glad I didn't know you in high school.
12:55Yeah, with that accent, I would have torn you apart.
12:58You know, this is good for Kelly, too.
13:00It's like Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
13:03I mean, nobody cared about ice skating until those two started going at each other.
13:07Didn't one of them break the other one's kneecap?
13:09Yeah, and we're still talking about it.
13:17Check it out.
13:18We're official.
13:19Nice.
13:21We're not really going to those meetings, are we?
13:23Nah, we got the plaque hanging up.
13:24We're good.
13:26Hey, welcome to McAllister.
13:28Oh.
13:29I was hoping we could talk.
13:31Wow.
13:32You're even prettier in person.
13:34I have a boyfriend.
13:35Could have, too.
13:37Look, I know you and my wife are having a thing, but I don't want to be a part of
13:41it.
13:41I understand.
13:42I come in peace.
13:45Okay, so...
13:46I know I fired the first shot.
13:48I was angry you canceled last minute.
13:50I told him not to.
13:52Does he listen to me?
13:53Dude.
13:54I did.
13:55Don't you have work to do?
13:56Fine, but we're talking about this later.
14:00Look, I would really just like this to be over.
14:03Why aren't you saying this to Mandy?
14:05Honestly, she's a little scary.
14:07I heard she punched a woman in church.
14:09Oh, that.
14:11So it's true.
14:12Yeah, but it's Texas.
14:14I've been punched in church.
14:16Doesn't matter.
14:17I just worry she and I are setting a bad example.
14:21Women shouldn't be tearing each other down.
14:22We should be lifting each other up.
14:24Amen, sister.
14:31Did you watch Kelly?
14:33No, Georgie made us watch you.
14:36Don't worry, we taped it.
14:38Oh, good.
14:38Put her on.
14:39I want to see what she said about me.
14:41Maybe she found out you wore a helmet as a baby.
14:44You did?
14:45It's not her fault.
14:47Her head was pointy.
14:49I had a petite pelvis.
14:51Climbing, too.
14:52Before I get to tonight's weather,
14:54I'd like to address some of the comments
14:55made about me by my competitor.
14:58I don't want to personally attack other women
15:00to advance my career.
15:01But then, I guess,
15:03as the number one weather personality in Medford,
15:05I don't have to.
15:07No one tape over this.
15:10Besides,
15:11I wouldn't want to pick a fight with someone
15:13who once punched a woman in church.
15:16How does she know that?
15:17Did you tell her?
15:18Sorta.
15:19She tricked me.
15:20Wait, you punched someone in church?
15:22She deserved it.
15:23She was kissing Georgie.
15:24Why were you kissing someone?
15:26She kissed me.
15:28Wait.
15:28Kelly didn't kiss you, did she?
15:30No.
15:31That's too bad.
15:32I could have used that.
15:33What is happening to this family?
15:36You know what?
15:36I'll just say she did.
15:37Who's gonna know?
15:47Hello.
15:48Oh, hi.
15:51Don't worry.
15:51I'm not here to start anything.
15:53At least, not until I've had my copy.
15:57So, what do you want?
15:59Well, I just saw you here,
16:00and I thought maybe I'd say hey.
16:02It's a lot harder to be mean to somebody that you know.
16:05Is it?
16:07I don't know.
16:08What's a thing people say?
16:10And just so you know,
16:11I was never actually gonna show any pictures of your old nose.
16:15Really?
16:15Because someone mailed in baby pictures of you in a helmet.
16:20Wow.
16:21Maybe we are setting a bad example.
16:24Should we call a truce?
16:25Yeah, I guess.
16:27It was kind of fun, though.
16:29The weather is so boring.
16:30It's rainy.
16:31It's sunny.
16:31Ooh.
16:33And being catty really brought me back to high school.
16:36Me, too.
16:37It's like riding a bike, isn't it?
16:41You know, it doesn't have to end.
16:44It has been good for ratings.
16:46I mean, maybe we should give the people what they want.
16:49So we'll keep it going?
16:50Done.
16:52We probably shouldn't be seen hanging out like this.
16:54Oh, I can fix that.
16:57I came here to bury the hatchet,
17:00and you insult my baby daughter.
17:02What?
17:03That's low.
17:04You mentioned my kid again,
17:05and you're gonna need another nose job.
17:17I hear you and Kelly got in a fight at a coffee shop.
17:20Yeah, but don't worry.
17:21I won.
17:22Oh, honey, you got to save that stuff for on air.
17:25Quit giving away the milk.
17:26We got a cow to sell.
17:27Right.
17:28Look, I have been digging up some dirt.
17:30I got some pretty juicy leads.
17:32Lay it on me.
17:34Uh, she takes ballet,
17:35so I think I can call her an exotic dancer
17:38without getting sued.
17:39That's messed up.
17:41I like it.
17:43What else you got?
17:44Okay, her mother is in a women's prison in Arkansas.
17:47You're kidding.
17:48Well, it's assisted living,
17:50but there are locks on the doors, so...
17:52Great.
17:53And just so we know,
17:55is there anything she can dig up on you that's damning?
17:59You're working for a guy you used to sleep with.
18:02Well, what's all this stuff?
18:03They're counterfeits.
18:04We're selling them for a bundle to desperate mothers.
18:07I'm not handling any money.
18:09I just take bets for Rowendale's home.
18:11That's still illegal.
18:13Clean as a whistle.
18:42I'm not handling any money.
18:44You
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