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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:04Tonight, Sharon Stone, Katrina Balfe,
00:08and music from Social Distortion with The Klee Tones.
00:14And now, Jimmy Kimmel!
00:30All right, thank you very much.
00:34Thank you, Guillermo. Hi, I'm Jimmy.
00:36I'm the host. Thanks for watching.
00:38Thank you for joining us at our studio here in Los Angeles.
00:43And welcome to those of you visiting the Hollywood.
00:46We're glad to have you here, right?
00:47We're glad everybody here, right?
00:48Yeah, Jimmy, yes, yes.
00:49We have a show planned for you in case you're wondering
00:51what we did all day today.
00:52We are particularly focused on the Vatican tonight,
00:55where Secretary of State Marco Rubio was dispatched
00:58to patch up the off-again, off-again relationship
01:01between the President and the Pope.
01:03The President would have gone there to meet the Pope himself,
01:06but they decided it was too dangerous.
01:08When he enters a church,
01:10all the holy water starts to boil.
01:12So he sent little Marco to a summit
01:15that got off to an awkward start.
01:20Mr. Secretary, it's great to see you. Good morning.
01:23It was almost a year that I was here with you.
01:25One day, well, no, ten days off.
01:31All right, good talk. Good talk.
01:33That's what Marco calls vibing with someone.
01:36They have the chemistry of parents at their daughter's wedding
01:39two months after the divorce.
01:41But it was a productive meeting,
01:43though in an embarrassing mix-up,
01:45the Pope mistook little Marco for a child and baptized him.
01:49Here's the photo that they were posing for.
01:51If that's not a penance face,
01:54I've never seen a penance face.
01:56And, by the way, how short is the Pope?
01:58You know, I looked at Marco Rubio.
02:00He's listed on the Internet as 5'8",
02:02which seems generous to me.
02:03Pope Leo must be about the size of those saints
02:06you put on your dashboard.
02:08Of course, the main subject they discussed
02:10was the ongoing war in, uh, on Iran this morning.
02:14The story is that we were about to make a deal with Iran.
02:16According to Reuters, we had a one-page agreement with Iran
02:19that would stop the fighting
02:20but leave the most contentious issues unresolved.
02:23In other words, put us right back where we were
02:25before we spent who knows how many hundreds of billions
02:28of dollars on this.
02:29Iran has been doing most of their fighting on Twitter lately.
02:33Yesterday, the speaker of the, uh, Iranian parliament
02:36disputed the White House claim that peace was imminent.
02:38He wrote,
02:39Operation Trust Me Bro failed.
02:42Now, back to routine with Operation Fo'eos.
02:45I guess Fo'eos is short for Fox and Axios.
02:47And that doesn't work at all.
02:49I don't know if the translator screwed that up,
02:51but that does not work.
02:52But you do have to admit, Operation Trust Me Bro,
02:55pretty funny for a death call.
02:57This is not your father's ayatollah.
03:00And then it turned out that we're maybe not as close
03:03to an end to this as the Trump reverse might have you think
03:06because tonight the Iranians fired on three American warships.
03:09We fired back and the fighting has started all over again.
03:12Trump called it a love tap.
03:14He's trying to play down what happened.
03:16He's quite clearly anxious to manage expectations on this thing.
03:21After, after he declared the war was won in the first hour,
03:24he's now posting a list showing how much longer
03:28our previous wars went on.
03:30I bet that's not the only chart that shows his is the shortest,
03:34but...
03:37You know things aren't going great when...
03:42when the narrative is, hey, it's not as bad as the Civil War.
03:45Not only is Trump having a hard time explaining
03:47why we're in this war,
03:49he doesn't even seem to be sure of what he wants to call it.
03:52We are at, as they would say, a war.
03:54If they call it a war, I call it a military operation.
03:57Of course, they call it a war, I call it a military conflict.
04:01We're in a...
04:01I call it a mini war, because that's all they are.
04:04I call it a skirmish, because that's what it is.
04:07We have to make a journey down to Iran.
04:10This is a minor excursion.
04:11This is a short excursion.
04:13It'll be a short-term excursion.
04:14This is an excursion, a little excursion.
04:16We're winning the war by a lot.
04:20By a lot.
04:21We're up...
04:23We're up 35 points.
04:25They have no timeouts remaining.
04:27Our future former FBI director, Cash Patel,
04:30is having a rough year so far.
04:31Patel, as you probably know, is suing The Atlantic
04:34for $250 million over a story they published a few weeks ago
04:38that claimed he drinks a lot,
04:40and then drinking has many at the FBI concerned.
04:43Yesterday, The Atlantic published another Patel all,
04:46claiming he hands out personalized whiskey bottles as gifts.
04:50Which...
04:50This is the bottle.
04:52For real.
04:53You can see it is short and filled with alcohol.
04:57Just like Cash himself.
04:59And I have to say, as bad as he is as FBI director,
05:03he might be even worse when it comes to graphic design,
05:06because this engraving is... it's sub-AI.
05:09If you want to make an impression,
05:10you need something that pops.
05:12Like, for instance, this.
05:15Better, right?
05:18He's handing out whiskey bottles.
05:22By the way, how pissed must Pete Hegseth be right now?
05:25They made me give up drinking.
05:28The FBI has a zero-tolerance policy
05:30when it comes to the unauthorized use of alcohol on the job
05:33and misuse while off-duty,
05:35and so they're taking these allegations seriously.
05:37In fact, so seriously, they've opened an investigation
05:40to find out who ratted him out.
05:43Patel has reportedly ordered more than two dozen members
05:46of his security detail and staff to take a polygraph
05:49and is said to be in panic mode to save his job.
05:52Ah, sounds to me like somebody could use a drink, right?
05:58And while the FBI...
06:02is busy looking into who blew the whistle on the boss man,
06:05very little has been done to bring light to those implicated
06:07in the Trump-Epstein files.
06:10Remember those?
06:12A lot of people believe this war or skirmish or excursion in Iran
06:16was cooked up to knock that out of the headlines,
06:19and even some of our most accomplished and unbiased TV journalists
06:24now are suggesting that it might be time to move on.
06:27We've got Iran building a nuclear weapon.
06:30You think the President of the United States is seriously going to spend time
06:33dissecting and breaking down and presenting to the American people
06:37stuff in the Epstein files?
06:38You really believe that?
06:39Get over yourself.
06:40It's crazy.
06:41So enough of that.
06:42Those files are out.
06:44I mean, we talked about it on here before.
06:47I think...
06:48I think we all want to know about the UFOs, right?
06:53Well, yeah, but can't we know about both?
06:56I mean, kiss his ass all you want, Laura.
06:59He's still going to call you Laura at Thanksgiving dinner.
07:02You know, Monday is on Sunday.
07:04Monday is not on Sunday.
07:06Monday on Sunday?
07:07Monday on Sunday now?
07:10Yeah, that's one of the crazy things Trump has done.
07:13Monday is on Sunday now.
07:16So...
07:20I've had a long week.
07:23So, you know, you have a plan for Mother's Day, Guillermo?
07:27Actually, Jimmy, I'm flying to New York for work.
07:29Oh, right, we're going to New York.
07:30We're going to New York, yes.
07:31Right.
07:32Okay, so you're not going to be home.
07:33No, she's home alone, yeah.
07:35Okay, all right.
07:36Will you make up for it?
07:37Yeah, when I come back.
07:38Yeah, of course.
07:39I ordered her flowers and everything, you know?
07:41Flowers and everything or just flowers?
07:43No, flowers and a gift and everything, yeah.
07:46Here's what I don't like about Mother's Day.
07:47Maybe you have this, too.
07:49I have to go and find gifts and pay for the gifts
07:52that my kids then pretend are from them.
07:56And then, even though my wife knows full well
07:58who got this stuff, I have to sit there and watch
08:00as we go through this thank-you-I-love-it charade.
08:03And we're teaching kids to take credit
08:06for something they had nothing to do with,
08:08like little Donald Trump's.
08:10You understand?
08:12Anyway, part of the problem with Mother's Day,
08:15as I see it is, we don't know what mothers really want.
08:19It's definitely not brunch.
08:21So, to help those of you watching from home,
08:23we are now going to journey inside the heads
08:25of our studio audience to find out what the mothers
08:28in this room really want for Mother's Day.
08:31And we'll start with where?
08:34Okay, yes, right over here. Yes.
08:37For Mother's Day, I want my kids to not say the word
08:40mom all day.
08:42Ask dad to get your goddamn fruit roll-ups.
08:47For Mother's Day, I want a card.
08:50A nice card.
08:51And the card should have a gift certificate to a spa in it.
08:55And the spa should be run by a masseur named Jonathan
08:58in Studio City.
08:59And Jonathan should be free for a few hours.
09:04And ready to start a new life with me.
09:08For Mother's Day, I want a CPAP machine.
09:11Not for me, for my husband, Glenn.
09:14It's like sleeping next to a walrus f***ing a tuba.
09:17Figure it out, Glenn.
09:20Call me old-fashioned, but this Mother's Day,
09:23I'd love to start doing coke again.
09:27For Mother's Day, I want a bottle of champagne,
09:30some chocolate-covered strawberries,
09:32and ten crazy minutes with a certain mustachioed security guard.
09:41For Mother's Day, I want you to jam that Yankee candle
09:45straight up your ass.
09:47Oh, thank you guys for being so honest.
09:50I really appreciate it.
09:51And it's helpful.
09:53Because now we know,
09:55now we know what gifts they want.
09:57And we also thought it might be fun
09:58to ask moms walking by on Hollywood Boulevard
10:01when specifically the miracle of conception began.
10:05We asked mothers when they conceived their children
10:08in front of the children they conceived.
10:12So we're out here, we're talking to kids with their moms
10:14about Mother's Day,
10:16and we're trying to kind of take it back
10:18to where it all started, conception.
10:20Do you remember conceiving your girls?
10:23Yes.
10:24This one, my husband and I had to sneak into my son's room
10:28because he was sleeping in our bed.
10:30I didn't know.
10:33And my son had, like,
10:35Finding Nemo sheets on his bed.
10:37Mom, don't leave it.
10:38It's true.
10:39And it was not hot, but, you know,
10:41my husband was desperate, so...
10:43Do you remember the position?
10:45No.
10:46No, like, no.
10:48Where are you guys from?
10:49We're from Poland.
10:50From Poland?
10:51Does your mom speak any English?
10:52She doesn't, no.
10:53Can you ask your mom if she can remember the night
10:56that you were conceived?
10:57Yeah.
11:05She says she doesn't.
11:07She doesn't recall, no.
11:09How often was she exploring your father's body around that time?
11:15How often did you find your father's body at that time?
11:20Oh.
11:22Very often.
11:23It was very, very often.
11:26That's awkward for me.
11:27That's, like, really awkward for me.
11:29Does she remember if she had an orgasm?
11:41Yes, of course.
11:43Yeah, I mean, you got that.
11:46Do you remember conceiving your son?
11:48Oh, my, yes.
11:49He slept over the night my parents were not at home
11:53in my parents' bedroom.
11:56You were defiling your parents' bed all the time back then?
11:59Occasionally, every, you know.
12:00Can I go again?
12:02I got to come over here.
12:03Would you like to tell your mom how you lost your virginity?
12:06No.
12:08Sure.
12:09Sure.
12:10We took the van to a Target parking lot
12:14and, uh, because we didn't have a house, you know.
12:16I wasn't doing it back home.
12:17It all worked out.
12:18And you didn't do it in your mom's bed.
12:19Right.
12:20It was my van, though.
12:22Right.
12:22It was her van.
12:23Oh, it was your van.
12:24Oh, it was his van, too.
12:26It was your van?
12:27Yes, that was my van.
12:28What'd you do?
12:29Ah.
12:30It's sex in our van.
12:31What?
12:36Well, that's, you know what?
12:37That's on him for owning a van.
12:39We have a good show tonight.
12:40Katrina Valf is here from Outlander.
12:42We have music from Curse and Distortion.
12:45And we'll be right back with Sharon Stone.
12:48So stick around.
12:48Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
12:51Booms you leave this for a magic world.
12:54Just love it.
12:56And I'll take you in.
12:59Baby, baby, boom.
13:02She'll be my soul.
13:06Hi, you're welcome back.
13:07Tonight, you know her from the Big Hit Show Outlander.
13:10Katrina Balfe is with us, and then later,
13:13a legendary band from right here in Southern California.
13:17Their new album comes out tomorrow,
13:19music from Social Distortion.
13:21And as a bonus, they've been sitting in with the Glitos
13:25all week from the band Sessions Syndicate.
13:27They have a new song coming out tomorrow
13:29called The Roundabout, Lauren Smith and Bella Hicks.
13:32It's been fun having a hit. Thank you for being here.
13:35Our first guest tonight is an Oscar-nominated,
13:38Emmy and Golden Globe-winning actor who holds her own
13:41against mobsters, cops, extraterrestrials,
13:44and now the scariest of all, Generation Z.
13:47Watch Euphoria season three on HBO and HBO Max.
13:51Please welcome Sharon Stone.
14:12Welcome. Thank you for coming.
14:14You too.
14:15You know, the last time I saw you here on the show
14:18was a long time ago. It was 10 years ago, actually.
14:21I look exactly the same.
14:23You look great, by the way.
14:26And we were talking about...
14:28We're...
14:29Something that kind of surprised me.
14:31Things have changed, Jimmy.
14:32How... What's changed?
14:37Well, you look fantastic, whatever the case.
14:40I remember being astonished that you were doing online dating
14:42because I figured people would just approach you
14:44and propose to you as they saw you walking around,
14:48but I was wondering...
14:50Me too.
14:52How did that go? Did you...
14:55Oh...
14:56How does it go?
14:58I mean, right?
15:00You go on these dating sites, and I...
15:03I... You know, I'm...
15:05Okay, I'm really, really smart about some things.
15:07Okay.
15:08And then, like, online dating?
15:10Yeah.
15:11Really, really stupid.
15:12Okay. Right?
15:13Just, you know, my generation did this other thing.
15:16It was called phone calls.
15:18Uh-huh.
15:18Men ask girls out.
15:20Buying people drinks.
15:21They had a plan.
15:22Right.
15:22Not, what do you want to do?
15:24Oh! Oh, you don't like that.
15:25Do you want to hang?
15:26Uh, hang.
15:28You know?
15:29So, there's this whole other thing.
15:31So, you go on the J.Crew catalog of dating.
15:34Uh-huh.
15:36You pick some people.
15:38You exchange a few things.
15:39I thought you'd meet them.
15:41You might have lunch.
15:43I did not know you were supposed to FaceTime with them first.
15:48I didn't know that either.
15:49You very well...
15:50You should.
15:51Oh! That makes sense.
15:53Right. I went...
15:55I've had a few, but I learned my lesson.
15:58I mean, I went on a date with a guy, and his profile was very cute, super ripped, very
16:07cute face, very funny and cute, but I thought he's still a little overworked out.
16:13Maybe he's not super tall.
16:14Okay.
16:15Gotcha.
16:15Okay. I'm kind of tall.
16:17I have to, like, take that into consideration.
16:18All right.
16:19Okay.
16:20I like him.
16:21I'm gonna go.
16:21I'm gonna have the lunch.
16:22I'm gonna like it.
16:23I'm gonna like it.
16:25I'm gonna like it.
16:27I'm gonna like it.
16:27Wait, was this...
16:28I was so psyched up.
16:30I was like, I'm just gonna try...
16:31I picked out my outfit the day before.
16:34You know, the whole thing.
16:35Uh-huh.
16:35I was a girl on a date.
16:39With a dream.
16:40Was it the pope?
16:41Okay.
16:41I...
16:45If only.
16:47If only, because I really like our pope, I have to say.
16:50Yeah?
16:50Okay.
16:51Well, he'll be happy to hear that.
16:53We might lose him.
16:56If I had to place a bet, I'd be back at him.
17:01So, I go on my date.
17:02I show up at the restaurant, and the lady says, he's at the bar.
17:08I go to the bar, and this man stood up, and he was so large.
17:16He was a double wide.
17:18I mean, he was really big.
17:20He was not the guy in the pictures?
17:22The guy in the picture was, like, ripped.
17:24Oh.
17:25And, like, cute.
17:26Little cute guy.
17:27Uh-huh.
17:28This guy was just two bar stools.
17:30You think he gained a lot of weight, or it's just an entirely different person that he posted?
17:36Just, I just didn't know, because, as I said, you know?
17:41Right.
17:41So, I started talking to me, and I was, I just, you know, my...
17:48And I took out the profile, and I said, is this you?
17:55And he said what?
17:57I had a car accident.
17:59Oh, boy.
18:01Wow.
18:02What, are you running into an ice cream truck?
18:11And, and, and, and, and he said, can I get you a drink?
18:14And, and, and I said, I don't date liars.
18:18Oh, the lying is what bothered you.
18:20Yes.
18:21Gotcha.
18:21And I left.
18:22Oh, okay.
18:23Yes, because my feeling is...
18:29You know?
18:31I would have stayed.
18:32I would have felt uncomfortable and guilty, and I would have believed the car story,
18:36and I probably would have stayed.
18:37You know what I would have said to the guy?
18:38Well, let's eat.
18:43I'm just in this place where it's like, whatever you are, just show up as authentically you.
18:48You have to deal with, you get authentically this, and we're not gonna...
18:53People say, do you put on that it's really you?
18:55Oh, no.
18:56I fake it.
18:57So I show up, and then they go...
18:59Yeah, yeah, that would be weird, too.
19:01But you have to...
19:02Can I ask you this?
19:03You almost have to admire a guy who puts on a huge amount of weight,
19:07and then goes, yeah, I could get Sharon Stone.
19:10I don't think it was...
19:12It's a lot of self-confidence.
19:14I think not the...
19:15You were catfished, yeah.
19:16I think not the same person.
19:17I heard you tape the Michelle Obama, Craig Robinson podcast yesterday.
19:22Yeah.
19:22Was that a fun experience?
19:24I did that, actually.
19:24It was a lot of fun.
19:26Had you met Mrs. Obama before?
19:28I met her...
19:29I met her once.
19:30I went to the original Obama inauguration, which was such an honor for me,
19:35and I went to a party the night before the inauguration, and it was so many fancy people there.
19:42It was like crazy nuts, right?
19:44And Stevie Wonder was there, and I knew Stevie because I have this circle of people that I know
19:51and knew who all have birthdays the same week, which was like Quincy Jones, Michael Caine,
19:55Billy Crystal, Al Pacino, like this whole bunch of people all had birthdays with Pisces.
20:00Okay.
20:01And so, of course, Quincy was friends with Stevie Wonder, and Stevie would always come and sing the
20:06happy birthday song.
20:07Oh, his happy birthday song, not the boring one.
20:11Right?
20:11Which would be so super cool.
20:12Right.
20:13Right?
20:13And, you know, Stevie's really great, and so I go sit and talk and hang out with Stevie,
20:18and I sit down next to Stevie, and so I'm sitting with him, talking to him, and he says to
20:23me,
20:24you're just so beautiful.
20:33And I said, how would you know?
20:40Right?
20:40And he goes, I can tell.
20:43Do you think he can?
20:45How can he tell?
20:45That's what I said.
20:46I said, how can you tell?
20:47He goes, I can tell by the way that a woman moves, and whether how she smells, and how she
20:53talks,
20:55and how she is, whether she's beautiful or not.
20:58And you know what?
21:01Beauty is an attitude.
21:04Even Marilyn Monroe would say that she could walk down the street, and no one would notice her,
21:10or she could decide to be Marilyn Monroe, and in half a block, the entire street would stop.
21:15Well, maybe that's what happened to that guy when he was taking his picture, you know?
21:20Maybe he had that, like, the attitude.
21:26He forgot to put on the glamour.
21:29I am interested in Stevie Wonder.
21:30I think he's been married a few times, and all of his wives have been very beautiful,
21:35and I always think that's interesting.
21:38Yes.
21:38Because you would think if you take looks out of the equation,
21:41you really opened the world up to some nice people.
21:45Correct.
21:46You know?
21:46Correct.
21:47Because that's not what makes a person.
21:49But he's limiting himself, though, I think.
21:52Well, but also, you have seen people become beautiful in front of you,
22:00simply because of their self-knowledge, the way they understand themselves and others,
22:05the way they carry themselves, the way they move. You know someone that can dance? You're like,
22:12oh, hello.
22:13Right. Yeah.
22:14Yeah.
22:14Right?
22:15Yeah.
22:15Yeah.
22:15I'm not one of those people, unfortunately.
22:18I'm like, I'm like, like, oh, oh.
22:22Yeah, yeah.
22:23You know how, like, a lot of wives, because my wife's a very good dancer,
22:26and then they want their husband to dance with them?
22:29She doesn't even want it.
22:31It's like, you know, you can sit over there with your friends.
22:34And watch.
22:35I will dance with others.
22:37Yeah.
22:37I'll dance for you.
22:38Yeah.
22:38Well, all right.
22:39Well, it's very good to see you.
22:40We're going to come back.
22:41We're going to see a clip from your television show,
22:43which you all know is called Euphoria.
22:45Sharon Stone is here.
22:52We lost an hour and a half of shooting.
22:56$56,000.
22:59I have to hold stage nine for another week.
23:02That's Grips Electric Rentals.
23:05Your failure to communicate.
23:10What do you think that costs us?
23:12$56,000.
23:14We are back with Sharon Stone.
23:17She has our Euphoria season three with Maude Apatow we saw there, daughter of Judd.
23:24Um, is it fun being on set with all these, like, teenagers, just slightly post-teenagers?
23:29It's fantastic.
23:30First of all, this was written by, uh, Sam Levinson and produced by his wife, Ashley,
23:35who are just so wonderful.
23:37And I worked with Sam's dad, Barry Levinson.
23:41Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:41He directed Sphere.
23:42Oh, okay. Yeah.
23:43So I feel like, oh, it's in the family.
23:46Yeah.
23:46It's the greatest thing ever.
23:48And, you know, he made all these people stars.
23:51He found Zendaya.
23:52He found Sydney Sweeney.
23:54He found Jacob Elordi.
23:55Found Maude.
23:56I never thought about that.
23:57Right?
23:57Yeah, he really does have an eye, I guess.
23:59And formed all of this young talent to be our biggest stars today.
24:03Right.
24:04So you go on the set, and it's like everybody is a giant movie star now, right?
24:08And so are they then asking you a million questions, or are they on their phones the whole time?
24:13How does it work?
24:14You know, they're very, very engaged and involved and super professional.
24:19And Maude, who I got to work with the most, wonderful.
24:23Just so kind and smart and funny.
24:25They're just wonderful.
24:27Hunter Schafer, gorgeous.
24:30I mean, the whole thing.
24:31So you're having a very good time.
24:33I had a...
24:33I had my boys come to the set and meet everybody.
24:37I mean, it was the kind of environment you want to bring your children to.
24:40It was wonderful.
24:41Now, I would think that it's interesting, because it's a very young show.
24:46You know, there's a lot of things that you learn on the show.
24:47Some things you don't necessarily want to learn as a parent.
24:50But you play the showrunner, the person who runs a soap opera, which is kind of an old-fashioned
24:56thing, right?
24:57Yeah, it's a little like, you know, like a 90210 or like a young people kind of R-rated soap
25:06opera.
25:06Right.
25:07And I was wondering, have you ever been on a soap opera?
25:10Is that something you did when you were starting out?
25:13Do you know, Jimmy, when I was maybe 19, I was in New York.
25:20I was a model.
25:21And in those days, they had this couple on TV called Luke and Laura.
25:25Oh, yes, of course.
25:26Luke and Laura.
25:27Oh, they were the America's sweethearts.
25:30Right. And they were trying to decide, for some reason, Laura had to leave.
25:34And they were like, are we going to knock her off?
25:36Are we going to replace her?
25:37And they flew me out here.
25:39I'd never been to California.
25:40And they flew me out here to audition to play Laura.
25:43Wow.
25:44And I was like, okay.
25:45I'd done a lot of commercials at that point, but nothing else.
25:48So I came out.
25:50I did the audition.
25:52The lady called me in to discuss my audition.
25:55And she was the very old school type of casting director who had the gigantic beehive
26:00and the cat eyeglasses, which were now down on her nose.
26:03And she's sitting at the desk.
26:05And she made me stand in front of her while she was on the phone.
26:11And then, finally, she got off the phone and she looked over her glasses at me and said,
26:16we'll be sending you back.
26:18Oh, wow.
26:19And I went, oh, and she went, you have no mystery.
26:27And I was like, huh.
26:31And I just didn't know what to make, but I didn't know what to do with that.
26:34Yeah, it's a horrible thing to say to a person.
26:36Well, because it, first of all, it doesn't mean anything.
26:39No.
26:40Yes, you're correct.
26:41It means nothing.
26:42But it's completely like what I really like to do is mind you.
26:48Because we don't know what we're doing.
26:50So we're just going to put it on you.
26:53Wow.
26:53Right?
26:53So I went home to my roommate and she was like, what happened?
26:58And I told her and she went, baby, you're technicolor in a black and white world.
27:03Oh, that's a good roommate.
27:05Right?
27:07Yeah.
27:07Isn't that a good roommate?
27:08Yeah.
27:09Thank you, Angela.
27:11I feel you have a lot of mystery.
27:13I don't know what she was talking about, that lady.
27:15I made a career on mystery.
27:17Yes, you did indeed.
27:18Well, it's great to see you.
27:20Congratulations on the show.
27:21Season three of Euphoria.
27:23Sunday nights on ATO and ATO Max.
27:25Karen Stone, everybody.
27:27We'll be right back with Katrina Bough.
27:44Hi there, Katrina Bough and Social D are coming up, but first it is Thursday night and that means it's
27:48time to bleep and blur the big TV moments of the week.
27:50It is this week in unnecessary censorship.
27:57Tonight's a biggie, the annual Met Gala, officially a charity for the museum, unofficially a gathering of big and even
28:04bigger.
28:04For you, family is everything.
28:06This race has been everything.
28:07You're the first woman to bleep and the winner of a Kentucky Derby winner.
28:11Breathe it in.
28:11Many people want to know what is your d*** name.
28:14My d*** name?
28:16Your d*** name?
28:17You're not ready for my d*** name.
28:19Take a look at this s***.
28:21Oh my, oh my.
28:22The legendary musician Sting has been bleep and bleep almost nonstop.
28:28This year's national small d*** person of the year.
28:31I want to d*** him.
28:32How big is your d***?
28:33I want to d*** him.
28:35Mark La Mancha.
28:37Well, a Montreal man is taking matters into his own hands when it comes to d*** holes.
28:42He is no longer waiting for the city to fix the problem.
28:45He is d***ing them himself.
28:47One family that survives the tornado is now d***ing their pet goats.
28:50Our question of the day today, which way do you face when you take a d***?
28:55These are the type of things you like to discuss here on The Ten.
28:57Is there more than one way?
28:59There's more than one way.
29:00We heard you have a donkey named Gus.
29:02Yeah, who told you that?
29:03It's true.
29:04Can you tell us about a d***ing a donkey?
29:06Yeah, it's great.
29:06It's the best thing.
29:07I was rubbing his d*** this morning to get ready.
29:10Aww.
29:11Do you drink his d***?
29:16Um...
29:23Lauren Spenton, Bella Hicks.
29:24Music from Social Distortion is on the way for eight seasons.
29:28Our next guest has traveled lustily across time as Claire Fraser on the show Outlander.
29:34The series finale premieres a week from tomorrow on Starz.
29:37Please welcome Katrina Balfe.
29:52It's very good to see you.
29:54I do want to bring something up from the last time you were here.
29:56Because we made a shocking discovery about you.
29:59It was shocking to me, anyway, that you are Irish.
30:03You're from Ireland.
30:03I am.
30:04Dublin, right?
30:05Correct?
30:05Is that...?
30:05Well, born in Dublin, but from Monaghan.
30:07Okay.
30:08Never had corned beef?
30:10I had not.
30:11Threw me for a loop, so we sent you some, and I wondered how you liked it.
30:15It was delicious.
30:16Okay.
30:16I sent you a little video back.
30:17Yeah, yeah, but they don't know.
30:18I was like, you know, this is a long time ago.
30:20So I wanted to extend this and keep this going, so I sent some pastrami to your dressing room.
30:26Which, I'm gonna have to admit something.
30:28I didn't realize it was pastrami while I was eating it, because I did eat it.
30:31What did you think it was?
30:33It was delicious.
30:33I don't know.
30:33I was like, oh, this is another time.
30:34You just ate anything I gave you?
30:36Pretty much.
30:37Oh, my God.
30:39Next time.
30:39I was like, this is so nice.
30:40I've got a sandwich.
30:41I'm like, I'm feeling peckish.
30:43This dress is very tight on me now.
30:45I'm like, whoo.
30:46But it was delicious.
30:48You liked it.
30:48Did you like it better than the corned beef, or do you not even remember?
30:51I'm gonna say they were equally good, because I didn't know what I was eating.
30:54Yeah.
30:55Well, that was pastrami.
30:56This is exciting.
30:56It was really good.
30:57Yeah.
30:57Okay, good.
30:58So what's the next time gonna be?
30:59Well, let's see.
31:00The next time, maybe we'll have a brisket next time.
31:02Oh, okay.
31:03Which is like...
31:04I've had brisket before.
31:05Oh, you've had brisket.
31:06Okay.
31:06Yeah, I like brisket.
31:06Is there anything, like, you could think of that's, like, a big deal that you haven't had?
31:10I don't know.
31:10I mean...
31:11You've had fried chicken, I assume?
31:12I've had fried chicken.
31:13All right.
31:14Um, maybe we'll boil you up a buffalo or something like that.
31:18You ever have any bison?
31:19I want some buffalo, but you have to hunt it and, like, kill it yourself.
31:22Oh, yeah, sure, I will.
31:24Guillermo does that for me, usually, so.
31:26Have you ever worked in a restaurant, like, when you were getting going?
31:30Yeah.
31:30I mean, you know, I've paid my dues.
31:33You have.
31:33But I used to work in a bar restaurant in Chamonix, in the French Alps.
31:38Oh, really?
31:39Wow.
31:39Yeah.
31:39Sounds very fancy, wasn't it?
31:41It was...
31:41No.
31:42No.
31:43It was run by a very nice Irishman from Cork, and, I mean, you know, I can't say it was
31:49the most
31:50professional of places, but he had, you know, Swiss...
31:53Well, the French Alps, so he had a cowbell, and then every, like, 30 minutes or whatever,
31:59the cowbell would go off, and all of us servers had to go to the bar and take a shot
32:03of Fernie Branca.
32:06So, you know, whatever kind of level the staffing was at the start of the night,
32:10it was not the same at the end of the night.
32:13That was required, part of the job.
32:15It was...
32:15I mean, yeah, we really needed notepads, because by the time you're asking the person the third
32:20time, like, I'm sorry, what was it that you wanted?
32:22It was very good.
32:23Did the customers become accustomed to that, or...?
32:25I mean, I think they had low expectations anyway, but, you know.
32:29You've lived in L.A., right?
32:31Yeah, I lived here for, like, four years.
32:32How long did you live here?
32:33Four years?
32:34Four years, yeah.
32:35Who was the first celebrity you saw when you lived here?
32:38I mean, I saw a few.
32:40I, you know, some more, you know, kind of amazing than others.
32:44I had one incident where I met Prince.
32:48That was pretty cool.
32:48That's a good one.
32:49Wow.
32:50That's a big one.
32:51I mean, not a physically big one.
32:53That's a small one, but a big one.
32:54I think it was not maybe my finest moment, though.
32:57What happened with Prince?
32:59Um, so, you know, at the time, I'd like to preface this with, I was in my 20s.
33:04I didn't have a lot on, so day drinking was a thing.
33:08Okay.
33:08That sometimes would happen.
33:09I seem to have a lot of alcohol stories, but whatever.
33:13Um...
33:13You heard the bell.
33:15I heard there was a bell going.
33:17So I'd been on a bad date, and we were day drinking, and then a friend of mine had
33:23performed, and Prince was a fan of hers.
33:25And so I got a call right about when I should have been going home, that she was with Prince
33:31at Bar Marmont, and they were like, come, you have to come by.
33:34And of course, you know, against my better judgment, I went.
33:38Uh-huh.
33:38I met Prince.
33:40We were sitting at a table.
33:41I might have had a drink.
33:42I was on a stool that didn't have a back.
33:47I think you all can guess where this is going.
33:51Um, I might have ended up looking at the ceiling.
33:55And...
33:55Oh, you didn't fall on Prince?
33:57No, not quite on him, but, like, right in front of him on the floor.
34:00Did Prince laugh or help?
34:03I, I, there was a luck.
34:04There was a luck, and then, you know, even in my drunken state, I was like, oh, this is not
34:08good.
34:09This is really not good.
34:11But he did offer to help me up.
34:12He did.
34:13Did you take him up on that offer?
34:14I mean, there was many people.
34:16Yeah, there were many people helping.
34:17Helping me up and then helping me out.
34:19Yeah.
34:21Now, you've done eight seasons of Outlander, which is a lot.
34:24I mean, that makes it like a real show.
34:26It's gonna be hard.
34:30And I know the fans are, like, super hardcore to the point where you probably have to hide
34:35from people, yeah?
34:37I mean, you know, they're very passionate.
34:39Okay.
34:40Um, are there, have you met people who you're surprised watch the show?
34:44I have.
34:45Like who?
34:47Um, well, I think one of the ones, I was at a lunch and
34:50about two years ago for a film and it was Maestro, Bradley Cooper's film.
34:55Oh.
34:55And I was sat next to him and I, you know, I was like, oh, God, I'm sat next to
34:59Bradley Cooper.
34:59Like, okay.
35:00And I was like, hi, I'm Katrina Bath.
35:01And he was like, I know who you are.
35:02I love Outlander.
35:04Oh.
35:04And I was like, sure he does.
35:06But then he proceeded to go through all of the episodes, all of the characters.
35:10And I was like, oh, my God, like, you do watch this show.
35:14So I'm sorry, Bradley, I've outed you.
35:16But yeah, he's a big fan.
35:17Did that make you think more or less of him?
35:21Because I would think more, but it seems.
35:23I was like, aren't you very busy?
35:26You can't be too busy for television.
35:28No.
35:29Is that it?
35:29Bradley Cooper's top number one?
35:31No.
35:32Who's number one?
35:33I mean, I love Bradley Cooper.
35:34Uh, Joni Mitchell.
35:35Oh, wow.
35:37I can't even imagine him watching TV.
35:40I mean.
35:41Joni Mitchell.
35:42How did you find this out?
35:43Oh, God.
35:44It came through.
35:45Was it that friend who hung out with Prince?
35:47Oh, God.
35:49It came through Bear, who does our music.
35:53It came through his wife, I think, knows Joni.
35:56Oh.
35:56And she, yeah, she watches.
35:58That's pretty good.
35:58And we had an episode that was called Both Sides Now.
36:01And we all signed a script and sent it to her.
36:04Did you hear back?
36:06No.
36:06No.
36:07She will, I assume, be watching the final episode.
36:11Joni?
36:12I hope so.
36:13Were you, are you pleased with how it came out?
36:16I don't know yet how it came out.
36:19Why don't you know how it came out?
36:21This is a good question, Jimmy.
36:22Oh, you were not told how it came out?
36:24I have not been told.
36:24We filmed.
36:25Does that mean you're not in the end?
36:27I mean, I hope I am.
36:28You kind of have to be, don't you?
36:29I know I filmed some stuff that I would assume is in the end.
36:32But yeah, it was very strange this season.
36:36Matt wanted to keep everything very close to his chest.
36:39So he was sort of doling out the scripts one by one.
36:42And even the last script that we got,
36:45we knew there was stuff in there that was never going to be filmed.
36:48Oh, we did that thing.
36:49And then there was stuff that wasn't in there
36:51that we knew was going to be filmed.
36:53And so there was lots of, there was lots of stuff going on.
36:56So even as the star of the show, after eight seasons, by the way.
37:00And a producer.
37:00And producer.
37:01And a producer.
37:02He, now hold on.
37:06I don't think this is anything to applaud.
37:10You still had not earned the trust of Matt.
37:15I mean, come on, Matt.
37:16Enough to tell you what the ending is going to be?
37:18So you shot multiple endings of this thing?
37:20Yeah.
37:20Well, I mean, we shot stuff that I know it can be edited different ways.
37:25I see.
37:26And then there was some stuff that I wasn't involved in.
37:28And then, yeah, I don't know.
37:30Wow.
37:31All right.
37:31Well, you'll be...
37:32It's like these guys called Matt, you know?
37:34When it airs then, you will see that for the first time?
37:38I...
37:38Yeah.
37:39Yeah.
37:39With the audience.
37:40Wow.
37:40All right.
37:41Well, Matt doesn't trust you.
37:43Yeah.
37:43Apparently.
37:45Well, it's very good to see you.
37:47And congratulations.
37:48Eight seasons of Outlander, the series finale, premieres a week from tomorrow on Starz.
37:54Katrina will be watching it with you.
37:56Katrina Balfe, everybody.
37:57We'll be back with Social Distortion.
38:06Thanks to Sharon Stone, Katrina Balfe, Lauren Smith, and Bella Hicks.
38:09Apologies to Matt Damon.
38:11Nightline is next.
38:12But first, their eighth studio album is out right now.
38:15Here with the title track, Social Distortion.
38:20number five, the title track, Social Distortion.
38:37Well, some people say, yeah, could've been done.
38:40We'll get a little shake, it should've been fought.
38:43Through the status quo, it's a unit's fate.
38:46Rock and roll out and we're gonna come down the way
38:48We're gonna go walk in
38:51Walk around
38:54Let's play
38:56Let's walk in
39:02The agenda is you're out of search and destroy
39:05Ain't no one gonna kill my joy
39:08Turn it upside down, ain't no surprise
39:11Told me once and I apologize
39:13Lock him on the ground
39:17Let's play
39:21Let's walk in
39:25Lock him on the ground
39:29Let's play
39:32Let's walk in
40:12Let's play
40:13I'm a pole with a big oxford
40:15Gonna make a change
40:17Gonna be a ray
40:18Look out, man, you're in my picture, man
40:21Lock him on the ground
40:26Let's play
40:28Let's walk in
40:32I'm okay, you're okay
40:35On the ground
40:37Let's play
40:40Let's walk in
40:43I'm okay, you're okay
40:46On the ground
40:48Let's play
40:50Let's walk in
40:54I'm okay, you're okay
40:57On the ground
40:58Let's play
41:01Let's walk in
41:05Let's run
41:24Let's walk in
41:25Let's walk in
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