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00:17What the fuck?
00:18Welcome to Jamaica!
00:20Yaman!
00:22Experiencing Nikki's culture and meeting her friends and family actually made the bond
00:26that Nikki and I have even stronger.
00:28Yeah!
00:29Happy 15 days!
00:31Let's go!
00:32Tonight!
00:32We celebrate you.
00:35I just lost my dog.
00:37I am so sorry.
00:38There are people that should have been here that aren't here.
00:40I'm not doing it somewhere.
00:41I'm done with this shit.
00:422.0 and I had a messy breakup.
00:44I'm done.
00:45There's only two options we see you going at this point, jail or death.
00:48I've been going to a program and I'm trying to just be more of a calmer Ange.
00:55I decided to contact my birth mom.
00:57She said,
00:58I never forget about you and I love you.
01:03Mike is a haircut.
01:04He just bought it.
01:06There's rumors going around that Mike possibly got hair plugs.
01:11I just cut it.
01:11That's it.
01:12Yeah.
01:12And then reattached it.
01:19I filmed a horror movie.
01:21She's a director.
01:22I never thought I would sell my movie, let alone have a premiere for it.
01:26But I don't want this to be a one and done.
01:28I want this to be my beginning.
01:30Comedy is a passion of mine.
01:31I hope to do this as a career.
01:34I am single.
01:35Welcome to the last shot at love.
01:38My roommates are always trying to find me a wife.
01:41You like her?
01:41We're having a good time.
01:43Who knows?
01:44Maybe I'll have a girlfriend next vacation.
01:48I've just been so busy with life.
01:51I'm trying to get pregnant.
01:52I will do whatever I can to be a mom.
01:54I cannot believe this is happening again.
01:57This is my third transfer.
01:58And I'm so scared that it's not going to happen again.
02:01It's just a sad thing.
02:03I'm just praying for a positive outcome.
02:10Yeah, party!
02:12Party is here!
02:14The situation is under construction.
02:17This might not have been the best idea.
02:20We're so classy now.
02:21On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
02:24Get the frick out of here, you crazy!
02:27Um, hello!
02:29I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
02:41I like the juicy grime, then we can add, like, pinks or blues.
02:45I like that.
02:46So since the 15-year anniversary party, it's been a whirlwind.
02:50I'm gonna have to show you something.
02:52Me and Justin, we did another embryo transfer.
02:56And...
02:57Look at our little baby!
02:59Let me see you.
03:03That's crazy.
03:05Guys, I am officially pregnant.
03:08That's awesome.
03:09Little baby.
03:10Like, this is real.
03:11Like, this is in me.
03:12Like, you're gonna be dad.
03:13Wow.
03:14I'm so excited.
03:15It's just a great feeling.
03:17Like, I just feel so happy right now.
03:20There's no other way to describe it than complete joy and happiness.
03:24I never thought I would ever have this moment.
03:27Now that I'm here, like, I could just cry thinking about it.
03:30My IVF journey is probably one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.
03:33It's taken two very long years to get to where we are right now.
03:37I can see you there.
03:39This is in Jack 450 I use.
03:41I've been going through, like, IVF.
03:43I'm getting older and I have endometriosis.
03:46What embryo fiction?
03:48Look at our baby.
03:49I did a transfer.
03:51I was pregnant and then it failed.
03:53And then I did another embryo transfer and that just didn't even work.
03:56So now I have to get surgery.
03:59Are you nervous?
04:00Yeah, I don't wanna do this.
04:01It's like my sixth laparoscopy.
04:03I just wanna get it over with.
04:05Just don't lose faith.
04:06I always have hope that there's light at the end of the tunnel.
04:10It's a wild ride.
04:12It feels so surreal.
04:13Like, this is, like, what you've dreamed of.
04:15When you go through, like, such struggles
04:17and then, like, this amazing blessing happens,
04:20you just feel so grateful to be in this moment.
04:24Jenny's 40th birthday is coming up and everybody's going, I believe.
04:28Does anybody know yet?
04:30No.
04:30I wanted to wait till, like, maybe after I'm out of the first trimester
04:33because then I'll feel a little bit more safe.
04:36Yeah.
04:36When you're in the first trimester, there's a lot of risk for miscarriage.
04:40So I'm nervous to tell everybody because I don't wanna jinx it.
04:43I've already miscarried two transfers
04:45and I don't wanna, like, put it out there
04:47and then the next day if something bad happens
04:49and then I have to tell everybody,
04:50hey, like, this is no longer happening for us.
04:53We'll have to figure it out and do it another day.
04:55Alright. Whatever you wanna do.
04:59Hold on tight, it's a wild ride
05:03All my life, it's a good time
05:08That's my girl. Hi, guys. Hi.
05:11Can't wait for Medieval Times.
05:14Today is Jennie's 40th birthday.
05:16I cannot believe my boo is 40.
05:19So me and Zach are throwing a surprise birthday party
05:22at Medieval Times where they have horses, knights,
05:25and, like, armor and everything.
05:27Jennie loves that shit.
05:28I feel like it reminds her of, like, being a kid
05:30and I feel like she needs to feel like a kid
05:32because the bitch is old.
05:35Medieval Times?
05:36I know. Why?
05:38Of course, Zach set this up because, you know,
05:41he's 12 years old.
05:42Is it for his birthday or her birthday?
05:44I don't know, but I can just picture him
05:46with the crown on.
05:47He's so excited.
05:49This is gonna be his best childhood memory he's ever had.
05:52Next year, Chuck E. Cheese.
05:55Oh, shit. Zach's gone.
05:57Hey, Zach.
05:58I got the girls. I got Sam and Angelina with me.
06:00Hi, Zach. We're missing Dina today
06:01because she had a prior commitment with the kids.
06:04So I have Sam and Angelina with me
06:06because I need help setting up before Jennie gets there.
06:09Are you distracting her?
06:10She's getting ready right now.
06:11She thinks we're going to dinner.
06:12I'm gonna text you.
06:13Okay.
06:14Get close so you can get ready.
06:15All right, perfect.
06:16See you soon, okay?
06:17Okay. All right, bye.
06:18I'm very excited to see the squad.
06:20Pauly and Nikki are showing up, which is really cool.
06:24And your boy BDS is thriving right now.
06:26I'm going on my 10th year of sobriety.
06:30We've sold almost seven figures.
06:31My autobiography.
06:33My rehab's opening soon.
06:34My chickens are just killing the game right now.
06:37And I'm not even going to mention my hair.
06:38I love it.
06:39Yeah, I'm experimenting with the hair right now.
06:41I'm going for a new version of the situation.
06:45It's more like the elevation, the mature, handsome look,
06:49the businessman that I am, the Bruce Wayne of the recovery world.
06:54I always wanted a slick back look.
06:55I love it.
06:56And your husband's benching 315 consistently every Monday.
07:02Did you get in last night?
07:04This morning.
07:04I had to do my teeth yesterday.
07:06I believe every 10 years you have to get them changed.
07:08Wow.
07:09Teeth are like tits.
07:11They start to shift.
07:12They start to move.
07:13My teeth don't sag, you know?
07:15But, you know, you get the idea.
07:17Damn, I can't make fun of you anymore.
07:18Your teeth look good.
07:19I don't have like those.
07:20The big chompers.
07:21The other ones were just like, look at me.
07:23Yeah.
07:23Too big and white.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Like Zach.
07:28How you doing, Ange?
07:29I saw you were house hunting.
07:31Are you selling your house finally?
07:32Yeah, I'm selling my house.
07:33We are house hunting?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Since the 15 year anniversary, I've been looking for houses.
07:38So it's brand new construction.
07:40Nobody's ever been here.
07:41Nobody's ever shipped down your toilet before.
07:43You have beautiful front scenery over here.
07:46I want a change of scenery.
07:47I want a change of house.
07:49I want a fresh new start.
07:51Still single?
07:52Yeah.
07:53I've had a couple like talking phases,
07:55but you don't want to waste like a year if you don't,
07:59you're not feeling it.
08:00You know what I mean?
08:00Yeah, of course.
08:00I texted Eileen from Jamaica for a little bit,
08:03but it just never worked out.
08:05I definitely don't like being single,
08:07but it is what it is.
08:09I'm just trying to focus on my stand up
08:11of a big tour coming up.
08:12So finding a wife might have to wait for a little bit.
08:15But he is pushing 40 and I'm going to have to ask him,
08:18like, how does it feel to be single so long
08:21that you're now in the clearance aisle?
08:24So Ange, are you single?
08:27Yeah.
08:28Oh.
08:28But am I fucking other people?
08:30Yeah.
08:31I mean, you're single.
08:33Listen, I get good dick.
08:34That's all I'm saying.
08:35Angelina.
08:36I got needs and they have needs.
08:38I'm just living my life single.
08:40Meeting guys.
08:41Dating around.
08:42But I mean, they're coming inside me.
08:45Madonna mia.
08:47Angelina.
08:48TMI.
08:49Like literally disgusting.
08:51I don't want to know that.
08:52I have visuals.
08:53Wait.
08:54No protection?
08:55Are you trying to have a kid?
08:57If it happens, it would be great.
09:00Oh my God.
09:01I would definitely welcome a pregnancy right now in my life.
09:04I would.
09:04Why?
09:05Because it's something I've always wanted.
09:06I always wanted to be a mom.
09:08And I want to start my own family because I don't have my own family.
09:11So I want to start with me.
09:13Who are you banging?
09:15We're just friends with benefits.
09:18Well, so here's the other kicker.
09:20I bought sperm.
09:23Wait, what?
09:25What does that mean?
09:26I don't even know anything about this stuff.
09:27Okay.
09:28If the guy that's coming in me, like, doesn't work.
09:31I cannot agree.
09:32I have sperm.
09:33I bought two vials of it.
09:34Just in case I want to have siblings.
09:36What is happening?
09:37I'm going to crash.
09:38I'm open to IVF.
09:39I bought all the stuff.
09:40It's in my fridge.
09:42Figuring out which stuff I want to take.
09:44I think, Angie, if you're going to go down that route, you have to be serious about it.
09:48Oh, I'm serious as fuck.
09:49What does IVF stand for?
09:53Listen, I bought sperm.
09:54It's already sitting in a thing.
09:55IVF is inside vagina fertile me.
10:03Inside vagina fertile.
10:07Immunity vagina.
10:09No.
10:09Internal vag fertilization.
10:13Inside vagina fertilization.
10:16I don't fucking know, dude.
10:18I wonder if me and Sam are going to get pregnant at the same time.
10:22You went after that party, right?
10:24Bye, guys.
10:25Leaving?
10:25See ya.
10:26Have a busy day tomorrow.
10:27Pray for me.
10:29Uh...
10:30I don't want to lie to them, but I also don't want to tell them yet.
10:35Uh...
10:35Listen to me.
10:36You've been through a lot.
10:37They say when you don't speak about it at all, when you least expect it, it's going to happen.
10:43Okay.
10:43Like, take it from me, because I've been reading on this, like, a lot.
10:47Luckily, Angelina just keeps talking and talking and talking, which means I don't have to.
10:52Wait, Sam, maybe we should try different positions.
10:54Like, put your legs up.
10:56Like Handmaid's Tale?
10:57It's hard to believe, but I really feel that's going to do it for you.
11:00I just have to get through this day without spilling the beans.
11:04Three weeks ago, when I was, like, creamed in, when I go to the toilet, it just comes out.
11:08And I said, oh, shit, like, this is something that a lot of women probably struggle with.
11:13Oh, my God, I'm going to throw her off.
11:16May I present to you the queen of love and beauty.
11:21All these children are hating on me.
11:24It's so embarrassing.
11:25I got my period, but then it went away in, like, two hours.
11:29What was that?
11:30Ange could be pregnant.
11:32That's all I'm thinking.
11:33I was, like, throwing up this morning.
11:44Where are we going?
11:46Somewhere very nice.
11:46That's fine.
11:4710, 5.
11:48That's it.
11:49Today is my 40th gag.
11:51But you said casual.
11:52So how nice could be?
11:54Casual nice?
11:55Casual nice.
11:56I finally agree that Zach is allowed to do something, but, like, no big dinner.
12:01One big spot!
12:05No club.
12:06Stop, I'm going to fuck you up.
12:08Seriously.
12:10But just something small.
12:12You know, I hate surprises.
12:14I didn't say it's a surprise, except we're going somewhere fun.
12:17So then tell me where we're going.
12:18Somewhere fun.
12:20It's a surprise.
12:24Medieval times.
12:28Hi.
12:28My ladies, welcome to the castle.
12:31Please follow us to the hall of Aragon.
12:33Ooh.
12:33Ooh.
12:33Fancy.
12:34Love your outfit.
12:35Thank you, my lady.
12:35You look hot.
12:39This piece is awesome.
12:40It's like I'm in a different world right now.
12:42Now we are entering the hall of Aragon.
12:44Wow.
12:44This is so cool.
12:46This is so cool.
12:46The ambiance, the decorations.
12:48Like, Jenny's going to love this.
12:50Lordy, lordy.
12:50Look who's lordy.
12:52Lordy, lordy.
12:52Oh, my God.
12:54This is the perfect place for her 40th.
12:55Because the times of medieval was in 1940s?
13:011920s?
13:03Yeah.
13:04Medieval times, like, there would be dragons.
13:06Was there really dragons, though?
13:08Something I really want to know.
13:10I know there were dinosaurs.
13:11But were there really dragons?
13:14Or are dragons dinosaurs?
13:18Beats me.
13:19Let's do the center pieces.
13:22I love flowers.
13:24Oh, my gosh.
13:25They're cake.
13:26This is from Palermo Bakery.
13:28They do such good cake.
13:29That is insane.
13:30All right, stop touching it.
13:31Hello, wenches.
13:32Welcome to the party.
13:34Who would have thunk it?
13:35I'd be back at medieval times without my kids.
13:37Do you know if they have chicken tendies, me?
13:38Good nobles make way.
13:40We have Lord Situation and Lady Lauren.
13:43I wish we got that entrance.
13:45New hair?
13:46Yes.
13:46This new haircut of Mike's, the hair plugs a plug-in.
13:51They're plug-in.
13:52That looks good.
13:52Oh, you like it?
13:53Yeah.
13:54It looks so good.
13:55I don't even think Mike even had hair this nice when he was younger.
13:58Mike's old hair is like that neighbor that has, like, that all right-looking yard.
14:03And then, like, the new neighbor comes in and, like, hooks that shit up.
14:06The rocks and the cement with the strips of grass.
14:09And you're like, that shit is fire.
14:11That's Mike's new hair.
14:12So Jenny will be here in, like, an hour.
14:14We have food here.
14:15We can just chill.
14:16Yeah.
14:17It's over an hour?
14:18Yeah.
14:19I'm surprised you actually got me away from my computer.
14:22Yeah, baby.
14:23You've been really busy.
14:24Since our 15-year anniversary, I have been crazy busy getting ready to make my second horror film, Nanny Kim.
14:31This is a house that I might go with.
14:34One of these stairwells is where you're gonna fall.
14:37I had to write a script, do title searches, copyrights, pre-production.
14:42I have to hire a staff of over 40.
14:43I have never been more stressed out of my life.
14:46Angelina, are you still single?
14:48Yeah, I am.
14:49You never know.
14:50I'm not in a relationship.
14:51I'm just getting dick.
14:52Wow.
14:52Oh, shit.
14:53From who?
14:54Wow.
14:55A lot of dick.
14:56Oh, wow.
14:56One dick or multiple?
14:58Multiple.
14:59Wow.
14:59But, like, one for sure.
15:01So, who's the lucky guy?
15:02I don't know his name.
15:07I actually forgot it.
15:08That's funny.
15:09But I did buy sperm, by the way.
15:11Oh, wow.
15:11So, I have sperm sitting in a nitro tank.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:15So, I have my pickings.
15:17You just have it on ice?
15:18I'm confused.
15:19You're getting laid for free, but then you're gonna go pay for sperm?
15:26You don't have to pay for it.
15:27I have, like, med sperm three times a day.
15:29Why did I just buy sperm then, you fucking idiot?
15:32I can go get you some in the car right now.
15:33So, do it now.
15:35She's gonna hold you to it, bitch.
15:37You might as well just do it.
15:38You might as well just get it in.
15:40Honestly, Angelina and Vinny's child would be really cute.
15:44And it's, like, something that they could do together.
15:49No, it's a horrible idea.
15:51Horrible.
15:52Don't do it.
15:52So, you have chosen the sperm of said John Doe.
15:56Oh, wow.
15:57Just, like, one guy's load?
15:58I thought, like, all the guys do the sperm and they put it in a big tub in the back.
16:03And mix the sperm?
16:04Are you fucking idiot?
16:05And then it just becomes, like...
16:07It's like a casserole.
16:09All right, let's move past this.
16:13All right, you guys.
16:14Let's clean up.
16:15We have a project.
16:16We have a big-ass scroll.
16:18And we're gonna put 40 things that we love about our girl, Jenny.
16:22I can't even find 40 things I like about myself.
16:24Same.
16:25All right, I'll start.
16:26She's my best friend.
16:27Okay.
16:27Number one.
16:28Strong-ass bitch.
16:30Oh, my God.
16:31My boo.
16:31I love so much about her.
16:33She gives great advice.
16:35She's a great frickin' mom.
16:36Great businesswoman.
16:38And great boobies.
16:40Good one.
16:41Good one.
16:41Not that I care, but, like, we've been around during my birthday a couple times, and how come I never
16:46got one of these?
16:46Vin, we have to find 40 things we like about you.
16:49Oh, that's why.
16:51Yeah.
16:53Okay, never mind.
16:54Wait, when is Paulie coming?
16:55They landed. They're coming.
16:56They're on their way.
17:01I'm excited to see everybody.
17:02This is gonna be a funny one, though.
17:03We're going to Medieval Times.
17:05Last time I was there, I was three.
17:06What exactly is Medieval Times?
17:08It's like a dinner, but you watch this, like, Medieval Times sword fight show thing.
17:13Sounds dark.
17:14No, it's not dark.
17:16This is a fun-loving place for kids.
17:19Uh, did you guys hear something?
17:22Let's go see what it is.
17:23Oh, my God.
17:25Oh!
17:26I had no idea there was knights in New Jersey.
17:29Hi, guys.
17:29Hi.
17:31You guys want to come down and try it?
17:35Good cobbles, please welcome to the court, Lord Situate.
17:40Good cobbles.
17:42Ladies, sweet heart.
17:44Lord Ronnie.
17:46He knows how to swing it.
17:47Ladies, snookies.
17:49You got it, girl.
17:51Ooh.
17:51Lord Vicks.
17:52You suck.
17:55Loser.
17:55And ladies, Angelina.
17:58Woo!
17:58I would say life back then was pretty sexy.
18:01Because knights are hot.
18:02They know how to use that sword, baby.
18:07I wonder if any of the knights are sperm donors.
18:11Who wants to learn something?
18:13I'll try.
18:13What do I do?
18:14What we're going to teach you is how to strike.
18:15Basic form that we do.
18:17It's head.
18:17All right.
18:18Leg.
18:18And then shoulder.
18:19Go.
18:20Oh!
18:21Something broke.
18:22Ooh!
18:23Angelina.
18:23Why are you so hard?
18:24Ange just starts swinging it.
18:26I'm like, this is not good.
18:29Oh!
18:29Yeah, she thought she was her ex.
18:32Whoa!
18:32I think that's it for you.
18:35She's newly single.
18:36Yeah.
18:38You guys, Jenny's going to be here in like 10 minutes.
18:41Oh, my God.
18:42We got to go.
18:42All right, all right.
18:43Thank you guys so much.
18:45Thanks, guys.
18:45See you later.
18:47Almost there.
18:48Where is the question?
18:50You will see.
18:51I don't know.
18:52Like, up here.
18:53We need to change.
18:54And then I have cloaks for everyone.
18:56And we have like little shields.
18:58Oh, cool.
18:59So cute.
19:00I look like a castle.
19:02Hmm.
19:03That's weird.
19:04Lord Sitch.
19:06Lord Sitch.
19:07Lord Vinny.
19:08Still slaying, never decaying.
19:12Are you serious?
19:14I didn't want to come here for a decade.
19:17Really?
19:17I am so pumped right now.
19:19I am such a cornball for like Game of Thrones, Harry Potter.
19:24Like, every year I drag Zach to the Renaissance Fair.
19:27Like, this is my jam.
19:29Wait, this is our birthday dinner?
19:31Yeah.
19:31It's just us.
19:33All right, you guys.
19:33She's walking in one minute away.
19:35Get your hiding spots.
19:36My lord, my lady.
19:38Welcome to the castle.
19:39We're just going to say surprise?
19:40Yeah.
19:40I never got a surprise.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:42Shut up.
19:43We need it.
19:43This is not your party.
19:45Follow me to the hall of Aragorn.
19:47Let's do it.
19:48What's happening?
19:48What's happening?
19:49King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you.
19:53Oh, my.
19:54What did you do?
19:56Why does it say 40?
19:58Surprise!
19:58Surprise!
20:00Happy birthday!
20:02I feel a dance.
20:07King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you, Queen Jenny.
20:12What did you do?
20:14Surprise!
20:17Oh, damn.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:20Like, what is happening?
20:21Oh, my God.
20:22Happy birthday.
20:2340 years gone.
20:24You flew in.
20:25I had no idea.
20:27This is amazing.
20:28You don't understand.
20:29I actually really like this place.
20:31Me, too.
20:32Vetch me another spring roll, wench.
20:35Good nobles, we now announce the arrival of Lord Justin.
20:39Happy birthday.
20:40Happy birthday, J-Wow!
20:43Look at that cake.
20:45Damn, son.
20:46What's happening over here, son?
20:48Clean and mean.
20:49Paulie looking a little, like, ripped, thin.
20:51I don't know what it is.
20:53You look solid, too.
20:54Oh, yeah.
20:54You look solid.
20:55I haven't had a piece of bread in 95 days.
20:57Damn.
20:57Oh, my God.
20:58Yeah.
21:00I feel like Vinny.
21:02How's Ariana?
21:04She's so cute.
21:05I feel good cheerleading and stuff.
21:06Since the 15-year anniversary party, I've been even more of a cheer dad with Ariana.
21:11She's had three or four competitions already.
21:14Do you see, like, how intense it gets?
21:15Yeah.
21:15The cheer moms and stuff like that?
21:17We're crazy.
21:18Yeah.
21:18I've just been busy being a mom.
21:21I'm traveling for cheer.
21:22My other two are, like, starting baseball and then school stuff and then my store stuff.
21:26It's just nonstop business woman and mommy stuff.
21:30Are you here for the weekend?
21:32Yeah.
21:32I got two shows in New York.
21:33Oh, fun.
21:34Were you busy all winter?
21:35Oh, yeah.
21:36I haven't even stopped since Jamaica.
21:37I have been doing my thing, traveling city to city, living that fast-paced DJ life.
21:42And then I got a bunch of singles coming out.
21:44It's going to be epic.
21:45How about you guys?
21:47Uh, I have a secret, but I can't really tell you just yet.
21:52Just keep busy.
21:54Same old life.
21:56Nothing different.
21:57That's all good.
21:58That's all good.
21:58I'm not telling anybody today that I'm pregnant.
22:01It's too early, and I really do not want to do it on Jenny's special day.
22:04It's her 40th.
22:05She's so happy, and I don't want to take away anything from this day.
22:10It's good.
22:10I feel like nobody's outside.
22:12Lady JWoww.
22:13Oh, my God.
22:14Please come to your throne, miss.
22:16Oh, my God.
22:16Why?
22:17Everyone gather.
22:18We present to you 40 reasons why we love you, Skrull.
22:22Oh.
22:24Took all day.
22:26Shut up.
22:27Strong ass bitch.
22:29Great boobies.
22:30Amazing friend.
22:31Phenomenal mom.
22:32Amazing businesswoman.
22:34Oh.
22:34Oh, I love you guys.
22:38Thanks.
22:38Happy 40 years.
22:39Happy 40 years.
22:39Happy 40 years.
22:41It's so sweet.
22:42I'm going to cry.
22:43I'm going to cry.
22:44I'm malfunctioning right now because I'm so happy.
22:46This is so lame.
22:48Shut up, Vinny.
22:49Showtime.
22:50Showtime.
22:51Let's do it.
22:54I'm so excited.
22:56Look at all the little kids.
22:58Oh, my God.
22:59The show's starting.
23:01Yes.
23:02Have you come to see sports?
23:07Oh.
23:09Let's go live.
23:11Enjoy, good nobles.
23:13Medieval Times is basically dinner and a show where you're watching your knight fight for
23:18you while you're eating rotisserie chicken and a potato with your hands.
23:25I'm going to eat this.
23:27Oh, shit.
23:28Came right off the bone.
23:29Obviously, they don't really have, like, silverware back in the day.
23:32But now I know why Angelo hates silverware.
23:35It's just, like, so much easier to eat with your hands.
23:38Yeah!
23:39Damn!
23:41Amy, if I was alive during this time, you would be my queen.
23:46Babe, let's be honest.
23:47And I would be a whore.
23:48Thank God, my lord.
23:50I don't know if I would survive in medieval times because I'd probably be a hoe, get syphilis
23:55at 14 and die.
23:56I'm just going to be honest.
23:59Oh!
24:01Let's go live!
24:03You're going to fuck shit up.
24:05Yeah!
24:06Beat his ass!
24:07Take his ass out!
24:10I love seeing Jenny so happy on her 40th birthday.
24:13Beat his ass!
24:16But holy shit, this girl's gangster out here.
24:18I want the head fucking removed.
24:20Yeah!
24:21I have no idea what the storyline is right now.
24:23Ride forth champion and choose from among the ladies.
24:26Ladies of the court.
24:27But I'm drunk.
24:28I'm happy.
24:29I'm sitting next to my babe and my best friend.
24:31And we are thriving.
24:34Yay!
24:36Yay!
24:36Yay!
24:37Yay!
24:37May I present to you our champion, the queen of love and beauty.
24:45All these children are hating on me.
24:48Like, sorry.
24:49I won.
24:51Get older.
24:52Then you can win.
24:53Okay?
24:53It's so embarrassing.
24:54Back off.
24:56Back together for one final cheer for all of your Knights of the World!
25:02That is so much fun.
25:04Photo of the horse.
25:05Wait, look at Jenny.
25:05Look at this flag.
25:06Queen Jaywax.
25:07Oh, wow!
25:08We love it!
25:10Let's go down for a photo with the horse.
25:12This is so incredible.
25:13We get to go down on the field, say hi to the horse, take pictures.
25:17It's so beautiful.
25:18Do we get to ride the horse?
25:20You guys wanted to ride the horse?
25:22Yeah!
25:22Yeah, I'll ride it.
25:24I'll go.
25:24Okay.
25:25Have you guys been drinking?
25:26No.
25:26Do we have any injuries?
25:28Not yet.
25:29And most importantly, is anybody pregnant?
25:33Oh my God.
25:35Did she just really say that?
25:37Wait, what?
25:38Is anybody pregnant?
25:41Oh, like I froze.
25:43Honestly, I froze.
25:45I'm like...
25:51What do I do?
26:00You guys wanted to ride the horse?
26:02Yeah!
26:02Yeah, I'll ride it.
26:03I'll do it.
26:04Okay.
26:04Is anybody pregnant?
26:06Wait, what?
26:07Is anybody pregnant?
26:10I froze.
26:14I don't want to tell everybody on Jenny's 40th that I'm pregnant.
26:18But you know what?
26:20I just got to say it.
26:24Actually, I can't go on it.
26:26Why?
26:28Because I'm pregnant.
26:33You dirty girl!
26:35I got you.
26:35You dirty girl!
26:38Congratulations.
26:39Oh my God.
26:40You dirty dirty girl!
26:42No, you're not!
26:43Sam is fucking pregnant, like, oh my God.
26:46No!
26:47So beautiful!
26:48What a gift!
26:49You're beautiful!
26:51Congratulations!
26:52Oh my God!
26:54Knowing everything that they've been going through, throughout IVF and throughout the last year or so,
26:59What amazing news to hear.
27:02Thanks fucking God!
27:04You didn't tell us!
27:05Let's go!
27:05To Sue!
27:07To Sue!
27:09To Sue!
27:10Like it honestly makes my heart melt
27:12seeing everybody's reactions.
27:13They're just hugging us and you could tell
27:16there's like tears in their eyes
27:17and they just are like so, so happy for us.
27:19It was such a beautiful moment.
27:21I will cherish forever.
27:22Oh my God, this is the best surprise ever.
27:25Oh, we're so happy for you guys.
27:26Oh my God.
27:27I'm extremely happy for Justin and Sam.
27:30I know that this is something that she's always wanted
27:32and you know, I wish him the best, honestly.
27:34We were not planning to do this here.
27:36It's Jenny's birthday, but like...
27:38This is like the best present for me.
27:39Are you sure?
27:41Congratulations, no!
27:42This is the best birthday ever!
27:44Sam, you were so happy for you.
27:46Oh my God!
27:48Come on, do a hug, come on!
27:50Do a hug, do a hug!
27:52To know that Sam has been trying for so long
27:57This is the best present I could have ever have gotten.
28:01I can't believe Sammy and Justin are pregnant.
28:03Ha ha, you don't get to ride the horse.
28:05Oh!
28:06Who cares?
28:07I don't think anybody's riding the horse.
28:10Who wants some cake?
28:11Yes!
28:11The first thing!
28:15Ooh, funfetti, don't mind me.
28:17Who's got their phone?
28:18Take some pictures.
28:19Happy birthday, Jenny!
28:21You better keep all this stuff.
28:22You have no idea.
28:23I'm like jealous.
28:24I will have some of that bench.
28:26Hi, Lord.
28:27I'm so excited for you guys.
28:29We FaceTimed Dina.
28:31Oh, yeah.
28:31Let's tell G, I was so sad she wasn't going to be there.
28:33I know, me too.
28:34I bet she's going to start crying.
28:36Oh, yes, yes.
28:44Oh my God, I didn't see that.
28:46Oh, you didn't show us that.
28:47Wait, where'd you pull that out?
28:48Is that real?
28:49Of course it's real.
28:51Congratulations!
28:52Oh, thank you.
28:54I'm so happy for you guys, you have no idea.
28:58Oh, you're going to make me cry.
29:00Oh, I love you.
29:01See you.
29:02Thanks, Jay.
29:02I can't wait to get you a big hug.
29:04Oh, thank you, Jay.
29:06It's also Jenny's birthday.
29:07Do you want to see her?
29:09Nah, no one cares.
29:10I don't give a shit.
29:11It's all about Santa.
29:12Now you know how it feels, Jenny.
29:15All right, love you.
29:16I'll talk to you tomorrow, whenever.
29:18OK, bye.
29:19But anyways, I brought this.
29:20Well, you didn't show us before.
29:22OK, see?
29:23Sammy has had such a journey, and I'm so excited for her to be a mom.
29:26I'm so happy for her and Justin, so proud of them.
29:29And it makes me want it even more.
29:31Well, on that note, I got to get home to the kids.
29:34The family just keeps getting bigger.
29:37This is Ben, the perfect 40th.
29:40I love medieval times.
29:41All my roommates are here.
29:43Sam announcing her pregnancy.
29:45You could not have planned a better birthday.
29:47Now she's just got to name the baby Jenny.
29:49Thanks, babe, for the best birthday ever.
29:52Anything for my queen, baby.
29:53You know, I'm officially old.
29:56Yeah.
29:57Oh!
29:59You take it.
30:10I'm leaving for the movie.
30:12Please get over here.
30:13If you don't sit, your phone's gone.
30:14If you don't sit, your phone's gone.
30:16I'm leaving for nanny cam.
30:18Guys, let's help mom out the front door.
30:21I'm heading to Vineland, New Jersey to film my next movie.
30:25And I'll be honest, I'm going to throw up.
30:26I'm so nervous.
30:28You're going to do a great job.
30:29I'm scared.
30:30I understand.
30:32I'm more scared, like, leaving you here to fend for yourself with the two feral.
30:37I'll be fine.
30:38Oh, it's so hard to leave my family.
30:40But this is a dream come true, and I have to make it work.
30:44Cheer, jujitsu, school.
30:46I got it.
30:47This has to be successful.
30:49I love you.
30:50Why would I leave my kids for a month to do something I've always wanted to do growing
30:55up if it's not successful?
31:04Luna's first birthday.
31:06Wow, you look so pretty.
31:10Luda is turning one years old today.
31:12This is a once-in-a-lifetime milestone.
31:15So, obviously, you've got to go big.
31:18Are you ready for me?
31:19Ready.
31:19We're going to do something nice and light.
31:21Oh, yeah.
31:22Look at how hot you look, Mama.
31:24Everyone looks great.
31:26Happy birthday, Luna!
31:29Yay!
31:30All right, we got it.
31:31Let's go.
31:31Everybody ready?
31:32Happy birthday for you, Matt!
31:36So who's coming to the party today, honey?
31:38Grandma, Grandpa, cousins, Dr. Jatel and his wife, Angelina, Sammy.
31:43They're actually all at the same table.
31:47Now, whose birthday is this?
31:50Luna, the youngest one.
31:51I can't believe she's already one.
31:52Like, I feel like they just told us they were pregnant.
31:54I know.
31:55I feel like they just...
31:55Yesterday.
31:56Oh, yeah.
31:57Also, don't tell anybody what it is today.
31:58Oh, yeah.
31:59I, like...
32:00I'm going to try not to, uh, slip and say that.
32:02Yeah, don't slip.
32:03We don't want anybody to know.
32:04Everybody knows that I'm pregnant, but I don't want anybody to know the gender yet.
32:09Make sure a seatbelt's not going to.
32:11No.
32:12Our baby's good in there.
32:13See?
32:15Really?
32:16I'm going to slip.
32:17Because we know the gender, we talk about it all the time.
32:20And I'm nervous that we might spill and actually tell our roommates.
32:24Should be fun.
32:27All right, Luna, we're pulling up.
32:29We made it, kiddies.
32:30Come on, let's go.
32:31Making magic in my feet.
32:33It's just about to be.
32:35Making magic.
32:37Hello.
32:38We made it.
32:40How are you guys?
32:42Happy birthday, beautiful.
32:44We go all out for our children's birthdays.
32:47With everything that we've been through together, when there's a milestone in our family, we're
32:52going to celebrate it big.
32:54Got it?
32:54Got that.
32:55We got it.
32:56How does it say here?
32:57Yes.
32:58You can even park right here.
32:59I don't think you walk too far.
33:00No, it's fine, because I'm going to eat a lot.
33:02Oh, so you need some exercise.
33:04This is definitely my dream, to be pregnant and having a Mike party to go to, so I can
33:08eat whatever I want, as much as I want, and just enjoy every minute of it.
33:12Thank you for coming.
33:14It's not bad.
33:15I'm not that late, right?
33:16Justin, have you ever eaten here before?
33:18No, I haven't.
33:19Oh, it's good.
33:19Bye.
33:20I'm out for five, six times.
33:21Nice.
33:22I'm around the same.
33:23Bye, Mike.
33:24How are you?
33:25How are you?
33:26All right, guys, they're going to start bringing out all the food right now.
33:29Make sure to eat your best life today.
33:31Thank you so much for showing up to Luna's first birthday.
33:35Yay!
33:36Hi.
33:37Now you're next to me.
33:38Good.
33:38How's the opening of the new place?
33:40Oh, so great.
33:41May 15th.
33:43Oh, look at all this food coming in.
33:44It looks so good.
33:45I love it.
33:45Yeah, I like this place.
33:46I'm getting into this.
33:48Is the baby kicking yet?
33:49He was on the last Oldenstown.
33:50He was moving and grooving.
33:54Fuck.
33:55Like, what did I just do?
33:57A boy.
33:58That's so exciting for you?
34:00I just blew this whole thing.
34:02Ah!
34:05Maybe you should get a pregnancy test.
34:07Oh, thank you so much.
34:08I'm not pregnant.
34:09There's no fucking way.
34:11Holy shit!
34:18Is the baby kicking yet?
34:20He was on the last Oldenstown.
34:22He was moving and grooving.
34:26Sammy just slips.
34:29You having a boy?
34:31Oh, Jesus.
34:32Justin!
34:34That's so exciting for you?
34:36I tried so hard not to say anything.
34:39I'm so mad at myself.
34:40Like, Ange knows the gender of my baby before anybody else.
34:43I wanted to be, like, a surprise.
34:44Like, really?
34:45Just don't.
34:45I promise you.
34:47I just talk, like...
34:49It's hard not to slip, like...
34:51If it gets out, I know it's from you.
34:53No, I...
34:54Thank you, promise.
34:55If it gets out, I know it's you.
34:56Of course.
34:56And then you're gonna feel the wrath of me again.
34:58Don't touch me.
35:01Are you friends with her?
35:04I hate you!
35:05Stop!
35:07Fuck you, bitch!
35:10I'm only kidding, but please, I hope that you wouldn't.
35:12I don't want that.
35:13Especially pregnant Sammy, no.
35:14We didn't either.
35:15I'm not gonna tell anybody.
35:16You know nothing.
35:17I know nothing.
35:17It's in a lockbox.
35:21Okay, let's talk about something else.
35:23How are things with you, though?
35:24I'm good.
35:25I'm closing on my house tomorrow.
35:26Well, that's exciting.
35:27Yeah, but it's just...
35:28I know I'm gonna be by myself.
35:30And I got a sperm donor.
35:32Yeah?
35:33I am going to go that route.
35:37It's called IUI.
35:38Oh, how's that going?
35:40So, I got my, not to be weird, my period on Friday.
35:45They told me to call them when I had it full-blown.
35:48But then it went away in, like, two hours.
35:51Wow.
35:51So now I'm thinking, like, what was that?
35:53That was nothing, right?
35:55Did you take a test?
35:56A pregnancy test?
35:58Yeah.
35:59Oh.
35:59Why?
35:59Because weren't you also, like...
36:04Sweet.
36:05Why didn't...
36:06This is...
36:06Dr. Stella, I'm also...
36:07Yeah.
36:08I'm also getting dicks from...
36:11And...
36:12Oh, my God.
36:14Shut up!
36:16Why?
36:16You think that's something, like, a cause for concern?
36:19Have you gotten your period since?
36:20I got...
36:21Friday was, like, a...
36:22Yeah, but if it went away, I would take a test.
36:24That's weird, right?
36:24That one-day thing?
36:25Yeah, take a test.
36:26You never know.
36:28I don't think I'm pregnant.
36:29You could be spotted from a plantation.
36:34Oh, no!
36:35Not feeling anything like being pregnant.
36:37I was fucking throwing up this morning.
36:39What?
36:40I was, like, dry heaving, almost throwing up this morning.
36:44Oh, my God.
36:46Ange could be pregnant.
36:47That's all I'm thinking.
36:48See, maybe you should get pregnancy tests.
36:52Uh...
36:53What?
36:53Door dash it?
36:55This is definitely on brand for me,
36:57because I would be the one to order a pregnancy test
37:00to a kid's first birthday party.
37:01It's not gonna be.
37:02I'm not gonna be pregnant right now.
37:03In the middle of the daytime.
37:05On a Sunday.
37:06God's day.
37:08Holy shit, man.
37:12I guess I'm going to get this pregnancy test.
37:14Let's just see what happens.
37:16I don't know.
37:19Whatever's meant to be will be.
37:24She's smiling.
37:25I like this shirt, Mike.
37:26Oh, thank you.
37:27All right.
37:29It's your first birthday.
37:30You still happy?
37:35Oh, shit, man.
37:37Right now, I'm just literally walking around Mike's party.
37:40I'm waiting for the pregnancy test.
37:42I have so many emotions running through my head right now.
37:44Mike!
37:45Come in.
37:46I'm trying to not think about it.
37:48Friends for life.
37:50Perfect.
37:50I love it.
37:51So tell me, what's happening with you?
37:53I'm gonna take a pregnancy test.
37:54I'm like...
37:55Oh, my God.
37:55I don't know.
37:56I'm not saying I am.
37:58Holy shit.
37:59That was unexpected.
38:01Oh, my God.
38:09I'm telling everybody.
38:10I don't think I am.
38:11I don't think I am.
38:11Oh, my God.
38:12I don't know.
38:13I'm telling everybody.
38:15No, you better.
38:16Shut up.
38:17Telling Mike right now.
38:18Be a good idea.
38:19Why?
38:19We're spotting and I don't know.
38:21Holy shit.
38:22I don't think I am.
38:23I don't think I am.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:24There is never a dull moment with Angelina.
38:29So are you spotting from somebody you were dating?
38:32I mean, I'm not gonna say dating.
38:33I'm just...
38:34Yeah, see?
38:35And you're saying you're spotting?
38:36Well, I had my period on Friday for like two hours and that was it.
38:40That's like nothing.
38:41What time is it?
38:42Are we having a baby?
38:42I don't think so.
38:44Imagine.
38:45Oh, my God.
38:46Look at this handsome boy.
38:47Hi.
38:48Aw.
38:49I want a boy.
38:50So I'm gonna take a test and see what happens.
38:52Oh, my God.
38:52It's probably not gonna be.
38:53It's not gonna be.
38:54Okay.
38:54It's not gonna be.
38:56Yo.
38:57I think this girl is friggin' pregnant.
39:11You're right back.
39:12You're right back.
39:14Hi.
39:15Oh, thank you so much.
39:16Door dash.
39:17Ding, ding.
39:19I'm gonna take this pregnancy test and it's gonna come back negative.
39:23I'm not pregnant.
39:24There's no fucking way.
39:25Here we go.
39:32Hello.
39:33Hey.
39:34Where are you?
39:35Can you come in the bathroom with...
39:36Wait, what?
39:37Please?
39:37All right, I'm coming.
39:38Bye.
39:39Okay.
39:39I'll be back.
39:41I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
39:41This girl's pregnant.
39:43That's it.
39:46Ang?
39:47Yeah.
39:48Where are you?
39:48I'm here.
39:50This can't be.
39:51Is it pregnant?
39:54Holy shit!
39:56The wait is over.
40:03Get in, losers!
40:04Start your engines.
40:05Buckle up, bitches!
40:07I wanna catch stuff in my mouth.
40:08What?
40:09Bitch.
40:10There's something wrong with you.
40:12This is awesome.
40:13It's a boss!
40:15I never thought we'd be planning Sammy's gender reveal.
40:17It's not on here.
40:18I don't even have to get her pregnant.
40:19Attention, please.
40:20We have a lot of celebrations.
40:22We're having a baby!
40:23Wait, so she's pregnant?
40:24I don't know.
40:25Sam's getting married!
40:27What day?
40:27Fourth.
40:28And Ron, your birthday's in December?
40:30December 4th.
40:31What the hell?
40:32Oh, really?
40:32Is she gonna marry on your birthday?
40:34That's what it says in my calendar.
40:36Well, happy motherfucking birthday!
40:37Ronny's a German girlfriend.
40:38Ooh, Ronny's in a relationship.
40:40What?
40:40Do you think she's the one?
40:41Do you tell them the big news?
40:42What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
40:44You in 2.0 official?
40:46Yeah.
40:46Leave him.
40:47Wait, he's married?
40:48Yeah.
40:49It's been a loss of me.
40:50You're gonna put up with this?
40:51No, it's suicide.
40:52Ron, you gotta get your shit together.
40:53It's kinda fucked up,
40:54cause I don't wanna get out of bed.
40:56What the fuck?
40:56Such a bunch of fucking babies.
40:58Shut up, Hank.
40:58You've become a bougie shit.
41:01Beef in the streets.
41:02I want an apology.
41:03Alright, I'll tell them.
41:04I'm about to stir some shit up.
41:05Can you fuck off?
41:06Everyone's mad at the meatballs.
41:08Why?
41:08We have a wedding!
41:09The real question is...
41:10Angelina's?
41:11Yeah.
41:11You know the last time we were at this venue, right?
41:13It was Angelina's wedding.
41:14I'm traumatized from that place.
41:16Well, she has to be fair of consent.
41:18I did say it was okay, but now it's like, damn, it's really happening.
41:21Fuck!
41:21If Angelina gets in her feels...
41:23She's like, this is the worst day of my life.
41:27Then it's gonna trigger Sam.
41:29I wanna go home!
41:30The probability of danger tonight?
41:32It's hot.
41:33I can't do this.
41:33No, we're not doing that yet.
41:35I'm gonna punch you in the face.
41:36Shots fired!
41:37Oh my God!
41:38I had to call the police.
41:39There's only one answer.
41:41Are you ready for the permanent battle,
41:44the historic growth of the Jersey Shore?
41:47You guys think that this is easy.
41:49It's not.
41:49I mean, I have nothing to go on other than you're all orange and love lasagna.
41:53It's like I'm roasting nine Garfields.
41:55Sammy, I'm so happy for you.
41:57She's married to an amazing guy named Justin.
41:59Let's go!
42:00She has a new beautiful baby boy.
42:03Welcome to the world, Vince and Keith May.
42:06Oh, you punch-kino.
42:07Nikki, you want kiss?
42:08I don't know.
42:08Have you asked Pauly?
42:09Oh, wow.
42:10We haven't even had an actual conversation about getting married.
42:14Really?
42:15I'm in it, Vinny.
42:16Woo!
42:16I taste better than your mother's chicken cutlets, fam.
42:20Oh, shit!
42:22Oh, shit!
42:23You are the Picasso's of trash TV.
42:26I'm gonna get more fucked up than this, so you better get ready.
42:29Let's go.
42:30Jersey Shore for life!
42:31Oh, I love that one.
42:59Oh, I love that one.
43:01Oh!
43:02No!
43:02You're the cannabis!
43:03Oh, I love that one.
43:04Maybe there is a war.
43:04You try my best.
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