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High Hoops - Season 2 - Episode 03: The Bring Back The Shiny Strategy Engsub
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00:00MUSIC
00:19My bad, everyone! Just ignore me!
00:22Alright, okay, I'll surrender.
00:25Please, not the hair!
00:26Please, all the teeth!
00:27Aoife, stop moving about!
00:30I can't control it!
00:31It's massive!
00:33Don't just sit there!
00:34Check out the rewind!
00:43Can't talk?
00:44We're going to a tournament and you think you'd take my mind off winning that prize?
00:51Aoife!
00:51I've tried on my first year to pick up the dock and the nurse to cry the boy...
00:56Never missed a pass from Nyla. Never will.
01:00It's all in the throw.
01:02Ugh!
01:02Glen has put an egg in our teeny tiny trophy again.
01:05At least it's not scrambled this time.
01:07He'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup. We'll win later.
01:11Ostrich is more plausible.
01:14We could win an Ostrich.
01:16We might not win anything.
01:18Nyla, we're second in the league.
01:25The only other teams invited there today are way below that.
01:28I promised Holt's silverware and in return we might finally get something he only gives the football lads.
01:35Holt said if we win something today, it's ours.
01:39Forever!
01:40So shiny!
01:41And monumental.
01:43Very ergonomically designed.
01:45Finally.
01:46Mid-vale basketball getting the respect I deserve.
01:52Soz dudes, this one's at.
01:54I thought you played rugby while this lot begged me to join after seeing me jump over three defenders.
02:01At once.
02:03Your bus is there.
02:07It looks like it's been dipped in poo!
02:10Eww!
02:13Eww!
02:17Eww!
02:23April Fool's Day.
02:28Bet you're loving this, aren't you?
02:30The tricks, the japes.
02:32A day of unpredictable tomfoolery.
02:34Please, Mr Holt.
02:36We are seasoned prank masters.
02:39And I bet none of these tricks have been rigorously researched.
02:42And no one's crying.
02:43That is a shame.
02:46Anyone can do this.
02:47To us, April Fool's Day is an over-commercialized gimmick designed to cash in on the gullible and easily amused.
02:56That means it's lame.
03:02Well, as you're clearly above all this nonsense, better get to class.
03:06Run along, prank masters.
03:18You promised us the good bus, not stupid athletics.
03:21Swap them back.
03:23Now.
03:24Practice makes perfect.
03:26Oh, another thing, Holt.
03:28I think you mean Mr Holt.
03:31I assume you're here to complain about your awful bus.
03:36Well...
03:37April Fools!
03:39What is happening?
03:41It's a prank.
03:42A jape.
03:43A jolly good laugh.
03:45Or do you think teachers don't know how to have fun?
03:47That's exactly what I thought.
03:49Oh, I love April Fools.
03:51A time for tricks and cunning and carefree fun.
03:56It stops promptly at noon.
03:58No fair.
03:59Why'd you prank us and not your smug nephew?
04:01Oh, Ben, it'd just be all whatevs and cool story broseph.
04:05Whereas you...
04:07Look how annoyed you are.
04:09This is just for today though, right?
04:11We'll get the good one next time.
04:12Like you promised.
04:13Yes, just for this one gloriously pranky day.
04:17Unless, of course, you don't win anything.
04:19Like you promise.
04:20No shiny, no bossy.
04:24So this might be the only bus we ever get.
04:26Unless we win today.
04:28You've been pranked.
04:28Deal with it.
04:31Actually so annoying.
04:33But if it's pranks that he likes...
04:55I'll go sign this in.
04:57Best prank ever!
04:59The seats perfectly match the curvature of my spine.
05:02The fluffy blankets were a good touch.
05:04I wanted to draw glasses on someone, but none of you fell asleep.
05:08Who's left?
05:08Sleeps on the bus at our age anyway.
05:10Don't you just love picturing Ben's little confused face?
05:17My imagination is amazing.
05:20Where did you come from?
05:22Pre-base backseat power nap.
05:24Shouldn't you be at basketball?
05:27Where do you think we are, dum-dum?
05:30Honestly, athletes.
05:32Aoife, you did tell the driver you switched buses, didn't you?
05:37Every time I think I've got the hang of basketball, it surprises me all over again.
05:43Oops!
05:49Honk!
05:50Honk!
05:53Why do people keep honking at us?
05:55I haven't really thought about it.
05:58I'm a silly goose.
06:00Honk at me.
06:02I'm guessing I have one too.
06:05Oh!
06:07Making fun of Connor?
06:09That's fine.
06:10Is it?
06:11When I find out who did this to me...
06:13Attention, everyone.
06:14Quick announcement this morning for Clangor and Connor in Class 3B.
06:19Honk, honk.
06:20That'll be all.
06:28We've been pranked by Holtz!
06:36I've crunched the numbers. To stand any chance of winning the basketball tournament, we need to leave.
06:4220 minutes ago.
06:44The school can't afford a time machine.
06:46Believe me, I've asked.
06:48We've only just got the good bus back.
06:50Holt will take it off us for good if we don't win something.
06:53No shiny, no bussy.
06:55No shiny, no bussy.
06:56It's school policy.
06:58Good job. I'm about to win at least four gold medals for my team then.
07:03Genius idea landing in three, two, one.
07:07We'll just have to win something here too then.
07:16Knock, knock. Who's there?
07:17It's me, Mr Holt.
07:18Here to remind you that school can be fun, but only when I say so.
07:22Now, get on with it.
07:23You shouldn't be allowed to do this.
07:24It's not right.
07:25We're helpless little children.
07:27You did say April Fool's Day is something anyone can do.
07:30I did?
07:31You know what that means?
07:32Yeah, that this is all your fault.
07:34It means we can get him back.
07:36Yes.
07:37Let's egg his car.
07:38This might be our only shot.
07:39We need something cleverer.
07:41Or we could turn his car invisible.
07:44How exactly?
07:45That's what he'll say.
07:46He'll get in a car park and be like, how did they do this?
07:48And how will we have done it?
07:50I don't know. Science.
07:52He made us look stupid.
07:53We need to do the same to him.
07:54A reminder to all students that school uniform is not optional.
07:58Our dress code is smart and scratchy.
08:00Be comfortable and look ridiculous on your own time.
08:04Or sound ridiculous.
08:09Come on, vipers.
08:10No shiny, no pussy.
08:13His name's Putt-Putt.
08:17Why are you in your basketball gear?
08:19Because we're ballers.
08:20You know, like, a proper sport.
08:22Oh, right.
08:24You play a game.
08:25This is...
08:26It's basically the Olympics.
08:28Not a fun day out.
08:30If anyone needs me, I'll be having a go at the pole vault.
08:33I was born for this.
08:37No way, Nyla.
08:39You're in fourth.
08:40That bus will be ours in no time.
08:41Still outside the medals, so.
08:44Oh, well, lucky enough for you guys.
08:46My teammates have entered your tournament.
08:48So, they'll win the bus for you.
08:51You think athletes can win a basketball tournament?
08:54The audacity.
08:55I bet that my team does better at your sport than you do at ours.
09:01And I bet we win more medals than you do and your team gets tanked at basketball.
09:06Really?
09:07You would bet the good bus.
09:12Itha.
09:13I really shouldn't do this, but...
09:15Yeah.
09:15I would.
09:16Itha.
09:17And if we win...
09:18Can you not hear me saying your name?
09:26Nyla can draw whatever she wants on your face on the way home.
09:30Objection.
09:31Withdrawn.
09:33This is a bad idea.
09:34We've never done athletics before.
09:37Zara, chill.
09:38The Vipers are an elite sporting unit.
09:46There's nothing here we can't do.
09:50Too dangerous.
09:51Off limits.
09:52Not a toy.
09:54Apart from pole vault.
10:00There's loads of stuff I could throw.
10:02If I do long distance running, I'll get through most my audiobook.
10:07I'll do gymnastics.
10:08My hair performs better indoors.
10:11Oh, Charlotte, I have a great moose you can try.
10:13He's the enemy!
10:15Focus!
10:17Well, I've got four events today, so that's one, two, three, four.
10:22Gold nailed on!
10:24Only four?
10:26Well, in that case, I'll sign up for...
10:29Everything!
10:32Except pole vault.
10:33I like being alive.
10:35Nobody can do 36 events.
10:38That's...
10:38That's crazy.
10:40Yeah.
10:41A crazy amount of medals.
10:46This is a special announcement to everyone taking part in the month-long sponsored silence.
10:52Well done.
10:53And April falls!
10:54There's no such thing!
10:56But it has been a very peaceful few weeks for me.
11:00I do thank friends and family for all the money.
11:04Yes, come in.
11:05I sound like a chipmunk.
11:08No, I haven't done it on purpose.
11:10Why would anyone...
11:11Connor?
11:12Planner?
11:13I knew you'd be worthy adversaries.
11:16Let the prank battle commence!
11:25Nihil is still in fourth, but Ben's not won anything yet, so time to go one nil up.
11:31Aoife, your laces.
11:33Can I give you a pro tip?
11:36I won silver in Paris.
11:38Olympics?
11:40Euro camp.
11:42I'm a baller, Ben.
11:45I know how to do it.
11:48It's packed my warm up, actually.
11:51Aoife, laces.
11:54Don't throw it like a basketball.
11:56You mean the awesomest sport that your friends are losing 17-nil at?
12:00Yeah.
12:01It's true.
12:02They're getting trounced.
12:04Don't stress.
12:05I got this.
12:12Wow!
12:14I think this short-put's broken.
12:16I'll just try another one.
12:21I should get a medal for that, Paul.
12:26Aoife, be careful.
12:28It's a glorified sports day.
12:30How hard can it be?
12:45A key component of quantum physics is quantum mechanics, which describes the behaviour of matter and light.
12:51Maybe signing up for all the events wasn't the best idea.
12:55Told you so.
12:57Urgh!
13:04You're late for the long jump!
13:06Urgh!
13:07It's like high jump, but long!
13:11Not from that end!
13:14Maybe having the bad bus is your thing!
13:17Urgh!
13:29Has anyone won anything yet?
13:31I would've won a javelin if it hadn't been for that seagull family.
13:34Then I did too many forward rolls and ended up on the running track.
13:38I know!
13:39Tripped over you!
13:41Sorry.
13:41At least Ben's not won anything yet!
13:43I'm in an actual final!
13:46I thought you had four goals nailed on!
13:49Urgh!
13:49Yeah.
13:50Well, I only need one to beat you, so I didn't want to show off, but wanna come watch me
13:55win?
13:56No thanks.
14:01If Ben wins, they get the good bus.
14:03Maybe the rubbish bus isn't so bad after all!
14:06We'd only get that if the athletes won our tournament.
14:09And they've lost every game, so...
14:11No shiny.
14:13No bussy.
14:14Athletics cannot defeat basketball.
14:17It's unnatural!
14:18Aether, we've tried everything!
14:21Urgh!
14:24Not yet, we haven't.
14:31Why are you being so shifty?
14:34Holt could prank us at any time.
14:38He's a teacher.
14:40What can he come up with that we can't see coming?
14:52What's happening?
14:53You were right.
14:56I can't believe you actually thought we were stupid enough to...
14:59Conan! Get me out of here!
15:02You were saying?
15:06Conan!
15:16How do you hold this thing?
15:17It's got a mind of its own.
15:19Shhh.
15:20Polly.
15:22That's a good boy.
15:23Oh, Aoife, I found something.
15:28Why would you show me a clip called Paul Wall Fails?
15:32I thought you might want to laugh, you know, whilst you can.
15:36Help!
15:40You don't have to do this Aoife.
15:42Yeah, it's just a phenomenal bus with fluffy headdress and cup holders.
15:49Holt promised it to us. I'm not losing it to another sport.
15:53Close your eyes. Just picture the jump.
15:57Oh, I can do this.
16:00I can do this!
16:03You've got to do this on it.
16:06I can do it!
16:06No, no!
16:10I can't!
16:12Oh, no!
16:13I can't!
16:14Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:18Butch, you're going to win.
16:20Look out.
16:22My bad, everyone.
16:24Just ignore me.
16:26All right, OK, I surrender.
16:27Please, not the hair.
16:29Please, not the teeth.
16:31My lad.
16:33Help.
16:39Ah, Connor.
16:41What are you up to?
16:43Absolutely nothing shifty, Mr Holt.
16:46We both know that's not true, though, don't we?
16:50Do we?
16:51You know, most people will be too scared of going too far
16:56and getting expelled to prank me at all.
17:00Expelled?
17:01Permanently.
17:03But you boys, you just live on the edge, don't you?
17:07Consequences be damned.
17:09And I respect that.
17:11Toodle-pip.
17:12Clang-er!
17:13No!
17:16Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:23-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:24-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:25-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:27-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:27-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
17:45athletes weren't very happy with me when i ruined their race i'm surrounded by unforgiving people
17:50there she is after us he's wearing a basketball kit she went that way
17:57jimmy save me
18:02my uncle's your boss calm down it was an accident uh ifa you know the school's policy on nearly
18:10impaling students it's frowned upon step away from him ifa yeah i can't bear to see you in
18:17drab prison clothes relax vipers i've apologized uh i didn't hear an apology and i have wonderful ears
18:27i can't believe we're hiding when we should be prank arising just until the cutoff at 12.
18:33it's embarrassing nobody knows we're in here
18:38this is weird even for you two we're not hiding from mr holt in case he makes us prank him
18:44if
18:45that's what you're thinking yeah sure you're not thought you guys are meant to be the ultimate
18:48prank masters jessica knows our reputation clanger if we do it just before the cutoff then he won't
18:57have time to retaliate what about expulsion the end of my promising career in hedge fund management
19:04it's a risk i'm willing to take okay i'm sorry but you don't realize how much we need this bus
19:11mr holt never gives basketball anything because it's not football yeah you know what else isn't
19:16football strawberry jelly a field full of ponies prime numbers boxing gloves dynamite
19:26athletics that's what i was gonna say look that rubbish bus he gave you as a prank
19:32is the one we've been using all season he thinks we're a joke he thinks that about us too so
19:38we're
19:39all agreed this is holt's fault look you were the one that sent my team to the wrong competition to
19:51get
19:51midvale sucks chanted at them i'm sure that's not what's happening
19:58midvale sucks midvale sucks midvale sucks midvale sucks midvale sucks okay so starting to feel slightly
20:06bad for the athletes now close by keep walking this is a nightmare but a perfect time for a replay
20:15so i promised holt we'd win something shiny he'll need a dinosaur egg for the massive cup
20:20whirlwind later in exchange for a wicked bus so shiny but then he tricked me so i pranked him back
20:28with a
20:28genius plan which slightly backfired shouldn't you be a basketball oops when we ended up in athletes land
20:36and then ben was like we're so much better than basketball so i made a bet with him i bet
20:42that my
20:44team does better at your sport than you do at ours which ended in an accident that could have happened
20:50to anybody look out nobody's fault but now no one's getting a bus and it turns out athletics club gets
20:58treated a lot worse than we do so that's why i'm gonna do this we should just share the good
21:04bus us
21:05no football teams need to stick together but we won't have a bus at all unless we win something
21:10they won't let us try again yeah the officials really hate us no they hate basketball players
21:32okay vipers we all know what we're doing first leg second leg third leg glory leg i've only got two
21:39legs okay it's a sprint but you still need to pace yourselves leave enough in the tank just for the
21:44changeover and do not let your tongue swap out would that slow you down worse ruin the photos
21:53zara got your audio book life is fast 300 000 kilometers check can i have the bat on char her
22:00name's
22:01bat bat okay mid-violet on three one two three
22:08let's do this
22:11staff announcement can all teachers please remember to brush their teeth in the morning we've
22:15had several complaints from my nostrils
22:20that was a sheep
22:27no sheep in school
22:36come on come on
22:52we're falling behind i can't watch this we're falling behind we need to do something
23:08come on
23:15it's all in the thru
23:17it's all in the thru
23:18it's all in the thru
23:22it's all in the thru
23:22that's it
23:23eefa remember to
23:27you have to wait for the baton
23:30eefa what are you doing
23:33nila it's all in the thru
23:55what's going on i can only see my hands
23:59what you should be happy
24:00that was totally against the rules you've been disqualified again
24:06well cheer up you've still got eight more races to run yet
24:18no no no no no no no no
24:36you two
24:39where is it
24:39where is it do you know what he's talking about connor
24:43i have no idea
24:44planger bringing a sheep to school is in violation of school rules of health codes of farming etiquette
24:52and a violation of the sheep's human rights
24:55that's very interesting but why are you telling us why why because
25:07would you like to see my art projects mr holt
25:30and seeing as we didn't actually break any of the rules you just mentioned
25:34you can't punish us either can you
25:41i'll see you next year april full june mr holt see you next year
26:02okay so we didn't win any medals and we're losing the bus
26:07but we did make midvale's athletics proud
26:12but on the plus side i'll be asleep soon
26:19still can't believe you did 36 events
26:23you did 36 events well she was disqualified from two of them still i know totally crazy
26:32it's a record and does this record come with any kind of prize i don't know say a certificate
26:40a badge or maybe even a medal see shiny so we'll see fine congratulations i suppose
26:50thanks uncle holt but i couldn't have done it without the help of the vipers he didn't
26:56do anything to be fair neither did we and where is miss o'neill i thought she'd be the
27:02first one to gloat she's had a tire in there sir
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