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00:01Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about
00:05needs to watch their bark smack.
00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks sending prices sky high.
00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots.
00:17Now you've got your condemnation.
00:20Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up.
00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke or what?
00:27Is revolution a word?
00:30Or was it never?
00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
00:37Well, for fuck's sake.
00:38We live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
00:43I wandered lonely as the cloud making mushrooms rarely fouls.
00:48Green and pleasant land and ancient sire.
00:51Fuck is...
00:54It's not theirs anymore.
00:57This is our England now!
01:01Party!
01:06You know where you're up to with animals?
01:09Which ones will sting you, bite you, piss you off?
01:13People are different.
01:15You've got no fucking idea what people are about until they've stung, bit or pissed you off.
01:21People don't advertise what they're about.
01:24Say one thing and do something completely different.
01:27You never know what's going on for someone.
01:30What they're thinking.
01:33What's...
01:33What?
01:34Don't miss your bus now.
01:35It's about time you were making a move and that, innit?
01:37I don't work anymore.
01:38I was sacked for selling prescription pads and flogging them on to the great unwashed and depressed.
01:44I'm on the late shift.
01:46Meet me in the jocker.
01:47Seven.
01:47Great.
01:48See you later.
02:07Hiya.
02:08Will you meet again?
02:09People will be talking.
02:10I've just delivered your mail.
02:11I know.
02:12Is there anything else?
02:13It's just I'm waiting for something special.
02:15Again.
02:16There's more of the wrong names at your address again.
02:19But I'll sort them.
02:20I'll sort it out.
02:21No.
02:22I'll sort them.
02:22You must be snowed under what with the fire at the sorting office and that.
02:25You're up and running again.
02:26And so.
02:27We've got a dead mail room.
02:28Opens wrong addresses and lost letters.
02:30And gets in touch with the senders and tell them who lives where.
02:34I'll do it.
02:41I'll explore you.
02:48People will follow you.
02:51Four of those.
02:56Eight of those.
03:00Seven of those.
03:03Five of them, seven, two, four, six, nine.
03:07I think you should have known my words, I was waiting for you.
03:14Gracias.
03:15Can't wait.
03:17I fucking hate Magaluf.
03:19Full of Spaniards?
03:20No, it's mainly British.
03:22You should come.
03:23Half the estate app.
03:24For the reason not to.
03:26Come on.
03:27The more the merrier.
03:28The more the cheaper, you mean?
03:29Group discounts are no bad thing.
03:31Especially for the organiser.
03:33What do you mean?
03:34You'll be going free, won't you?
03:35There's gotta be some reward for planning it up.
03:37I'm only the treasurer, it's all Karen's idea.
03:40I'm talking off.
03:41Can you get your hands on any more of those uppers?
03:45You're not supposed to munch them like fucking sweet shit.
03:47It's been a difficult month or two.
03:51Right, I'm back.
03:52Where were we?
03:53Do you know what?
03:54I'm all over the place at the minute for getting started.
03:56Question four.
03:57You were on question four.
03:59Question four.
04:00Have you ever pledged yourself, I don't wank, in a public place?
04:05Yes.
04:06Yeah.
04:08Where?
04:09On a train.
04:11Work?
04:12Inside this bar, innit?
04:14Now that's four points each.
04:16Except Mimi.
04:17Question five.
04:19Have you ever performed anal sex?
04:23Yep.
04:24Yeah.
04:25Have I, fuck?
04:26You're quite straight on the quiet, aren't you?
04:28Yeah.
04:28No offence meant.
04:29It's funny, that, cos you've had loads of blokes, haven't you?
04:32You're calling me a slag?
04:34No.
04:36Just because I haven't got a bloke and I haven't done it all for what you lot have done,
04:40doesn't make me a virgin, does it?
04:46What time do you call this?
04:47Yeah, sorry, I got 12, but...
04:49Time you had a new watch?
04:50Yeah, this one's playing up.
04:52Ta-da!
04:54It must have cost a fortune.
04:56Unless it's a knock-off.
04:58It's proper.
04:59Work gave me a bit of a bonus.
05:00Employee of the month.
05:01Again?
05:02I know.
05:07Will you get a room?
05:10We will.
05:11I've got questions 17 to 20 planned already.
05:14Go ahead!
05:28Go ahead!
05:30Go ahead!
05:35Here we go!
05:35Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37What the hell is that?
05:43Oh!
05:48I haven't got any knickers on.
05:54You rang, brother?
05:55The delivery's there.
05:57So where am I off to today, then?
05:59Havana? Rio?
06:00Wally Range.
06:01Your dress is in the bag with the bill.
06:03Are you OK to work through the night?
06:05Now that new driver's gone AWOL.
06:06Ah, yeah.
06:07Always glad of the cash, brother.
06:11Hang on.
06:12Another customer.
06:13Chesneys.
06:14And Bex's.
06:16What can we get for you?
06:17Where's it going to, mate?
06:20About 40 minutes.
06:22Ches.
06:24Business is booming.
06:25Can't complain.
06:26Home deliveries.
06:27Good idea.
06:28I've got a bit of stock needs shifting.
06:34No way.
06:35He's not dealing.
06:36Shh!
06:37I don't want anything to do with any dealers.
06:39Right?
06:41Sorry, mate.
06:42I'm trying to play AWOL.
06:44Just trying to run a respectable business.
06:46Yeah, I don't want to get involved with any illegal shit.
06:48You still come to me for a bag of weed, though.
06:50Not anymore.
06:51Knocked it on the head.
06:53Yeah, that's right.
06:55Knobbies.
06:55Knobbies.
06:57I forgot.
06:58Knobbies.
07:00Oh, well, I'll get them, shall I?
07:0620%.
07:0730.
07:0810.
07:08All right, 20.
07:10And if the cops appear?
07:11Deny all knowledge.
07:14Let your driver take the flack.
07:19Let's get physical, physical.
07:23I want to get physical.
07:26Let's get into physical.
07:29Let me hear your body talk.
07:31Your body talk.
07:32Let me hear your body talk.
07:35Let's get physical, physical.
07:39I want to get physical.
07:40I want to get physical.
07:41Oh, the train weaver.
07:46Let me hear your body talk.
07:49I'm not after a job or anything.
07:50I'm busy enough.
07:51But you know when I'm here at night, maybe I could, you know, help.
07:55You all right there, kid?
07:56What, are you going to pay for that?
07:58Zero tolerance, the shoplifters.
08:00That includes you too, Frank.
08:04Lookin' hell.
08:06Don't do something you'll regret, eh?
08:08Don't know what you're going on about.
08:10Your little thief.
08:13Right, your mum or the police?
08:14Let go.
08:15Oi!
08:16Home?
08:17Give it back!
08:18Ah, Dad.
08:18No, don't, please.
08:20I won't do it again.
08:21I bet you won't.
08:22Please, don't.
08:24Do you want some sex?
08:26You can have some sex.
08:27I will, do you?
08:33Hello?
08:37I don't know what goes on in her head half the time, daft kid.
08:40I hope this don't mess anything up.
08:42No, don't worry.
08:43Thanks.
08:44I'll get her home, have her word, make sure she don't do it again.
08:47I'll be back before you know it.
09:00You fuckin' mental cat shit.
09:03What did you want with all that weed anyway?
09:06Just leave us alone, yeah?
09:10You ate all the gear.
09:12It's not funny, Ted.
09:13It is.
09:14You giving it.
09:14It's the police, it's the police.
09:16Yeah, all her flashing lights.
09:17A breakdown recovery truck.
09:19Yeah, well, you've got to be careful in my job.
09:21One fuck up and that's it.
09:22You're on the nation-nurse blacklist.
09:23Does that exist?
09:24Well, do you think Maxine Cowell's ever got a job as a nation-nurse?
09:27Yeah, I see.
09:29Now, come on.
09:29Let's go to bed.
09:30I'm in the toddler room tomorrow with a dozen little fuckers
09:33and he's on me what it's about me.
09:38You all right, kid?
09:58It's for you.
10:01It's not my birthday.
10:02It doesn't have to be your birthday to get a present, does it?
10:05I know we've always said no to this,
10:07but I think you're old enough now.
10:09I love her, Mum.
10:12Thank you, Mum.
10:14Thank you, thank you.
10:16I'm gonna call her Beyoncé.
10:23I haven't taken my vitamins yet.
10:26We've talked about getting a pet a million times.
10:28You talked?
10:29A pet's expensive.
10:30It's only 500 quid.
10:31I didn't mean that.
10:32500 quid?
10:33It's an investment.
10:34Then put her out to stud and make a fortune.
10:36You don't put bitches out to stud.
10:39Well, it's lovely for a child to go up with a pet.
10:42You never had one, did you?
10:44You should have talked it over with me.
10:46You'd have said no.
10:47So you go behind my back instead?
10:49Fuck you.
10:54You know your problem?
10:56You're a control freak.
10:58We'll continue this later.
10:59No, no, no, no.
11:00If you want to continue this, we'll continue this now.
11:02You are a good piece of shit.
11:04Morning.
11:05Hiya.
11:05Don't you run away from me.
11:07Not running.
11:07I'm gonna be late for work.
11:08Bollocks.
11:09Stop it.
11:10Stop what?
11:10You're embarrassing me following me down the street.
11:13Embarrassing?
11:14Who the fuck do you think you are?
11:16Avril.
11:17I need to close my oldie account now.
11:19Me and Mickie's made the cash quick.
11:21I haven't got it, Carl.
11:22I mean, I haven't got it right at this moment.
11:25It's in the bank.
11:27Oi.
11:30Did you get it?
11:36Fuck off.
11:38The suffragettes.
11:39You're off, you red woman.
11:41The suffragettes train themselves to railings.
11:43Demanding their right to buy a puppy.
11:45Fuck off.
11:47We're the team, Avril.
11:49Me and you.
11:50And we work best when we make decisions not alone, but together.
11:55I knows my place, master.
11:57I goes home now and waits on your next instructions.
12:01Yes, sir.
12:12Ah!
12:12Let's go.
12:54What year is it?
12:561973!
13:08There's no fucking way I'm going through all that shit.
13:13Oh!
13:14Oh.
13:32I'm not.
13:33I'm not.
13:42Good morning.
13:43Hiya.
13:44Looks like you're going my way.
13:46Do you mind if I walk with you?
13:48I mean, sir.
13:49No.
13:50I mean, yeah.
13:51If you do.
13:51I don't mind.
13:54Hiya, Chaz.
13:57What if she's already gone to school?
14:00Can't stay here all day, you know.
14:01I've got a business to run.
14:02I know, but I think of that poor kid.
14:06I'll do it, but I've got to go to work.
14:09You make sure she's all right, and I'll make it up to you later.
14:13You're my hero.
14:16You're my hero.
14:30You're my hero.
14:43Swimming.
14:44It strengthens all the muscles.
14:46I was thinking about something.
14:48I can wake up a bit of a sweat, too.
14:51You know, I love it when I'm like I am now.
14:54I know.
14:55All hot.
14:57All wet.
15:00Badminton.
15:03Have you pulled something?
15:05I'm trying.
15:07My trainer's a sportsman, Silla.
15:09I could give you the rub down.
15:12If you like.
15:16Now, there's just a little nub of tension just there.
15:20Yeah.
15:21Yeah?
15:22Yeah.
15:22That better?
15:23Yeah.
15:24That good?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Yeah.
15:27Yeah.
15:27Yeah!
15:28What are you doing?
15:30Oh, I'm sorry, Mamie.
15:31But no.
15:39Ben!
15:42Wait!
15:46Look.
15:47I er...
15:49Just wanted to say sorry.
15:51I didn't know that your dad would...
15:53It wasn't him.
15:55Don't sack him.
15:56Please.
15:57It had nought to do with him.
15:59I had faked with this girl.
16:00I fell down some stairs.
16:03Honest.
16:07Do you want a lift to school?
16:10That your car?
16:11How fast is it?
16:14Fast.
16:19What about your mum?
16:20You got a mum?
16:21Up in Scotland.
16:23Dundee.
16:23Nice.
16:24Nice.
16:25Never been there then.
16:31Look, it'd help.
16:32If you talked to her.
16:34Talk to someone.
16:35No matter what you've done.
16:37You don't deserve this.
16:41You think you know what's what in that.
16:43But you don't.
16:44You don't know the half of it.
16:46Leave me alone.
16:48Please.
16:52Whoa!
16:54What'd you do that for?
16:55I'm late.
16:55See ya.
17:07Fuck.
17:17Ah!
17:37Come here.
17:42All right, brother?
17:44I am.
17:46How about you?
17:47Can't complain, Captain.
17:49And if I did, no one would listen, would they?
17:51What are you drinking?
17:52Fuck off, child abuser.
17:54Battering your kid like that.
17:57If you think my kid's face had something to do with me,
18:00then you're wrong.
18:01Very wrong.
18:02She fell off her bike, that's all.
18:03That's not what she said.
18:05Hmm.
18:06Ring the police, Chas.
18:08And tell them about your pedo tendencies while you're at it.
18:11School phoned me.
18:12Concerned that my daughter's having an inappropriate relationship.
18:15You were seen kissing her.
18:17No, no, no.
18:18She kissed me.
18:19I pecked and I pulled away.
18:20It's bollocks, I swear.
18:22Police'll be dead into it.
18:23They love nicking dirty old pervs from Gary Glitter's gang, don't they?
18:27And don't you get any big ideas, Eva?
18:29Be an accessory.
18:31Part of his little pedo ring.
18:34Nursery nurse, aren't you?
18:35No.
18:40Maybe.
18:51Connie!
18:52Who's hen do is it?
18:54I was trying something different.
18:56In a post.
18:57Feen and gone.
18:58And you won't be getting any of those mixed up letters and addresses anymore.
19:01They're being killed off as we speak.
19:03Everyone will know exactly who lives where.
19:05Who lives where.
19:06And that will be the end of that.
19:08And I won't be breaking me back carrying a load of shit post.
19:12Feen and gone.
19:13They're being killed off as we speak.
19:14And you won't be getting any of those mixed up letters and addresses anymore.
19:16Been to the bank yet?
19:18Our holiday money.
19:19Yeah, we want it back.
19:21People are asking.
19:23Yeah, where you going?
19:24April.
19:25April?
19:33I wanted to apologise about earlier.
19:39It's me that should be sorry.
19:41I don't know what's came over me.
19:43I shouldn't have.
19:44No, I was giving out signals and I...
19:46I just couldn't.
19:48Me, me.
19:50I'm sorry.
19:53Me wife.
19:55My wife died recently, I'm not completely ready yet, you know?
20:03Yeah.
20:09But I am a little attracted to you and maybe one day I'll be ready for a relationship.
20:16Maybe I'm not ready for a relationship either.
20:19Maybe I just want a good, hard fuck.
20:27Beyonce!
20:28Sorry.
20:29Beyonce!
20:30Not at this number.
20:32Okay.
20:32Bye.
20:35Change your uniform before your dad comes home.
20:38Beyonce!
20:40Beyonce!
20:43Hiya, love.
20:44Hiya.
20:46Beyonce!
20:47Jackson!
20:48Finished early.
20:50Thought we had stuff to sort out.
20:52Beyonce!
20:54Beyonce!
20:56Beyonce!
20:58Yeah?
20:59What's up?
21:01Have you seen him anywhere, Mum?
21:03The front door was open for a bit.
21:05It's escaped.
21:06Looks like it, yeah.
21:07But you've not had a proper look upstairs under the beds and that, have you?
21:13That's not your uniform.
21:17Letitia?
21:20You're right.
21:22She had an accident.
21:23She got run over by a car.
21:25No, splashed by a car.
21:29Got soaks.
21:30So you borrowed someone else's uniform?
21:32Yeah.
21:32Yeah.
21:34Someone from a different school?
21:38Avril Powell.
21:40I'm from Man Lake.
21:41Your electricity supplier.
21:44Beyonce!
21:45You have an outstanding payment.
21:46You said it would go with kids.
21:48And it's not.
21:49I want me money back.
21:50April!
21:51April!
21:52April!
21:54April!
21:58What's going on?
21:59We've got our money right now.
22:01Yeah.
22:02Our holiday money.
22:03Of all of us.
22:03Yeah, come on.
22:05I've got to waste the money off.
22:24You sold her dog.
22:25You're right.
22:26We should've talked it through.
22:28Stole the holiday club money.
22:29What?
22:29I'm private school going behind my back with fucking private school. You know what? I think we're going
22:36What you're going doing a runner
22:40Just a minute we need to talk
22:53Surprise
23:15We make money round so it goes round. See it can't wait to fucking roll away from me
23:23Oh, yeah, you know a bit of a windfall rolls my way
23:29You know the end of the day I can hate that what 23 59 at the end of the day
23:35It's done it. Hey, just all rolls on good Lord gibbeth with one hand
23:42Take the way with the other
23:44Your employee your problem, but this delivery arrangement suits me. I'm expanding into new areas and the lad seems good
23:51at his job
23:52Don't rock the boat and fuck it up with your bleeding heart
23:56It's good business
24:06I've run
24:09We have to talk about this
24:12Oh thousands
24:13Where's it all gone our wages and your wages is pennies and mine is stopped stopped been sacked
24:26Gross misconduct for stealing prescription pads no pay no reference no chance of getting another job. I can't even sign
24:35on
24:36Why
24:37There were pills and rent and shopping instead of dealing with the bills you splash out in a bit of
24:43retail therapy
24:43Oh, it's a salon or presents for you for Letitia to make you happy
24:53Open the door sweetheart. I'll sort this out. Don't you worry. I'll move
25:00We'll move
25:02We've done it before moved on when the going's got tough. We've never run away only ever moved up
25:07Bigger houses better areas. Jackson, do you really think we moved here out of choice?
25:14We can be in a new place tomorrow
25:16Start again fresh clean page everybody happy. We're not running away
25:22We're not
25:24We'll pay it back the elderly club money all of it
25:29Somehow
25:31But we are going nowhere
25:44I said no peeking
25:51That's what
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26:55She's been in there all night
26:57That stands for everything I hate
27:00Money buying privilege
27:02Must be nice for you though
27:04Not having to sneak around anymore
27:06Changing uniforms behind my back
27:08It's easy to sneak around someone who always has the head in the sand
27:12I know the price of stuff
27:13And where the money comes from
27:15You happy with your plasma screen TV yeah?
27:18Rare vinyl, Blu-ray, holidays
27:22Coffee, smell it, wake up
27:29Mum
27:31Mum
27:36Mum
27:47We can't go bankrupt
27:50Why not?
27:52Bit like everyone else round here
27:54It's okay
27:55It doesn't bother me
27:57It bothers your dad
27:58You could call Grandpa
28:02I'd rather go bankrupt
28:05Then we'll sort it out together
28:07All of us as a family
28:14Just a couple of shifts here and there that's all
28:18Please Chesney
28:22No offence are out but your name's mud round here
28:25What if I give you a job people will boycott the shop?
28:29Sorry
28:30Okay
28:35You did the right thing
28:36Did I?
28:38Using your business head
28:40I'm proud of ya
28:41Get a shot of you know him
28:43And his lies
28:44And then we can concentrate on us
28:46And business
28:48Mwah!
28:49Oh I'll get it
28:53All right
28:55Surprised you called me
28:56I need a driver
28:59It's business
29:02That's all
29:05Just business
29:19He's on his way
29:2132 shallow bank crescent
29:23You looking good Mimi
29:25Between you and Mick
29:27Fucking nerve
29:35Got any shifts going?
29:39Go on
29:40I've been trying to shift some ways
29:42Although I haven't lost a single fucking pound
29:44Well that could be something to do with you falling in love
29:48Not over is it?
29:50Between you and the running man
29:51Nah
29:51But it's not love either
29:53We're just having a bit of fun
29:54I've got some catching up to do haven't I?
29:57We've been acting out our fantasies
30:01Is that you?
30:03Aye
30:04Did you come on your horse?
30:06I did that
30:08Even though
30:09I arrived
30:11On horseback
30:12I certainly haven't come
30:14Yet
30:16Me darling
30:17Me darling
30:20He didn't enjoy that one so much
30:22So now we concentrate on his fantasies
30:25Oh yeah?
30:27Well go on
30:29I won't tell anyone
30:30Oh yeah
30:32Oh God
30:34Mmm
30:40It's not uncompared to what you were bragging about the other night
30:43It is
30:44And we were probably lying about our fit anyway
30:47He's degrading you Mimi
30:48Nah
30:49He is
30:57Sorry
30:58Thanks
30:59Dirty bastards
31:02Mmm
31:03Should get someone to look after the shop for an hour or two
31:05Yeah?
31:06Yeah
31:06Okay
31:11Ta-da!
31:12Yeah
31:13I'm a free man
31:14Not banged up on a possession charge
31:18Light butter wouldn't melt
31:20Police just pulled me
31:23Luckily
31:23I hid this lot somewhere else
31:26I thought it was a strange order
31:28Ten grams to one house that's not Kerry Katona's
31:30I wouldn't get away with personal use
31:31Caught with that amount
31:33That's intent to supply
31:35Life
31:35You been dealing?
31:37No
31:38Course he has
31:39Do you think he cares about anything else other than himself?
31:41Other than his business?
31:43Aww
31:45Think it's time we went our separate ways sweet cheeks
31:49We're leaving town
31:50But I'll keep hold of this though
31:52Call it a severance package
31:54You explain it to Jamie Maguire
31:59I'll get me bag
32:00No!
32:11Mm-hmm
32:19What do you want?
32:25Tried the shop
32:26The jockey
32:28Everywhere
32:28You're my last chance
32:30We're pushed for punters
32:31As it is
32:32Please
32:34She steals from her own
32:35We'll be boycotted
32:37Her name's mud around here
32:38Kelly's right lovey
32:39Everyone does hate you
32:41No
32:46Change of underwear here
32:48Along with your condoms
32:50Use the flavoured ones for oral
32:52The mint for the ones who refuse to wash
32:55Toys are in here
32:57Make sure you clean them after you've used them
32:59There's some spray in there
33:00But you might want to get the nail brush on them
33:03If there's a bit of a stubborn something
33:07Enjoy
33:11Come in
33:12Come in
33:39Joe
33:39You're joking
33:40What I've got is a nice little something
33:43Well, I've picked up a curry
33:44And nime breads
33:45And the works
33:46It's not very healthy though is it?
33:48He will soon burn that off with what I've got planned for us
33:51No! No!
33:54We're going to have a really nice healthy meal
33:58Well, then we're going to go to bed and have normal, very normal, straight, vanilla, nice sex.
34:17You're not cut out for this game. Sorry, love.
34:25I'd like to think that I've helped you.
34:28I'll become a little freer.
34:30It's helped you and all.
34:32Get over the loss of your wife.
34:34I'll never get over Tracy.
34:36She was my life, my everything.
34:44Last Christmas, after a third heart attack.
34:47She was a big girl.
34:49That's nothing compared to Michelle.
34:51My first wife.
34:54You like the big girls, then?
34:56I like to help women realise their true potential.
35:00Like you, Mimi.
35:02Some was there?
35:04I could see you wanted to lose weight, but you were going the wrong way.
35:09You need to bulk up.
35:12Do less.
35:13Eat more.
35:14Or get up to that sexy size 34.
35:17Get the fuck out!
35:18I'm a feminist, Mimi.
35:20I help women put on weight, rather than want them like the rest of society to lose it.
35:28Lose weight or put it on.
35:31I do it for me.
35:33Not you.
35:34You weird sacks, little turd.
35:37Oh, come on, Mimi.
35:39You could be so beautiful if you'd just eat it.
35:43Bitch.
35:44I'm a bitch.
35:46Mm.
35:48Oh, yeah.
35:51Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:56Yeah.
35:57Oh!
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:58Oh, yeah!
35:59Oh!
36:00Oh!
36:03Oh!
36:03I don't ever wanna see you round here again!
36:07Got it!
36:11You know I grew up with nothing, warming tins of beans up on radiators.
36:15That's why I was trying to make a better life for you. Us. I was trying to make you happy.
36:21And you have. But I don't need things to make me happy. I just need you.
36:27So it's just the rest of your state that hates me?
36:30They won't once we've paid them back.
36:32How?
36:33Bit by bit. I've seen the head and I'm going to do a bit of extracurricular work.
36:38PHONE RINGS
36:41Right lads?
36:48Nothing demeaning.
36:51We'll pay the club money back first and start on everything else.
36:54And yeah, we'll struggle.
36:56But only as much as anyone else round here.
36:59We won't starve.
37:01And everything else, won't it matter?
37:04As long as we're alright.
37:08Come on. Let's get you home.
37:10By the way, how much do you charge Ferraro?
37:21Oi! Get in. We're moving.
37:22get in.
38:12What are you doing?
38:26Jamie McGuire's fucking potty, you know.
38:28He'll track you down and he will kill you.
38:30Over a couple of bags of coke?
38:32Is that why you're here?
38:33To save us from Jamie?
38:35He's here for the coke.
38:36That's all you care about, innit?
38:37Business.
38:38Not interested in her, are you?
38:41I'm the only one who cares.
38:44Take it, it's what you're here for, innit?
38:54Now get out and don't come back.
39:01Something else?
39:04It's not business, it's pleasure.
39:06Yeah, I thought as much.
39:13I've seen her where you look at her.
39:16You're here for her, really, aren't you?
39:18You'd love to get your hands on her, wouldn't you?
39:20Dirty little fucker.
39:22How much?
39:23How much do you want for her?
39:25Hundred?
39:27Two?
39:29To fuck her?
39:31How much do you want for me?
39:33So I can fuck her?
39:35Come on.
39:36It's not the first time, eh?
39:38Or is it?
39:40I won't give you more if it is.
39:42How?
39:43Much?
39:46A grand.
39:48You'll bring her round to my flat?
39:50No, not your place.
39:52Or here.
39:54Somewhere safe.
39:55Neutral.
39:57You can trust me.
40:03I'll find a shitty hotel.
40:05Call me when you've got the money, I'll tell you where to meet.
40:10A grand.
40:12Cash only.
40:17Business.
40:26Do you like that ketchup, yeah?
40:30Mmm.
40:32Mmm.
40:34Mmm.
40:36Mmm.
40:36Mmm.
40:38Thank me to death, you fucker!
40:40All right?
40:41I thought we would...
40:42Oh!
40:43Give us a minute, babes.
40:46I'm sorry, Ches.
40:48Dead sorry, but...
40:49I like your nap, but...
40:50I can't go out with a dealer.
40:51It's not my job description, I'm afraid.
40:53No, no, no.
40:53I've sorted it.
40:55I've given the coat back to Jamie and I won't be dealing again.
40:57I swear it.
40:58I'm going to save the kid.
41:00The girl.
41:01Come with me.
41:03Come on.
41:04Just leave it alone, yeah?
41:05No, I've set something up and...
41:07You've moved off the estate now.
41:09Just...
41:09leave it alone, yeah?
41:11It's not your problem anyway.
41:12You should've just let her be.
41:13You should be right anyway.
41:15I did this for you.
41:16Me?
41:17You know, I thought...
41:17I thought you'd be chuffed.
41:19Proud of me.
41:20I thought you were special.
41:22I am special.
41:24No, you're not.
41:27Look, I'll come and see you when I'm done here.
41:30Don't bother.
41:31I'm not doing it for you anymore.
41:36Mum away, where are you?
41:39Hello?
41:41Fuck.
41:49It's alright.
41:51I'm not going to hurt you.
42:12It's alright.
42:29Beyonce!
42:36Beyonce!
42:38Beyonce!
42:39Beyonce!
42:47Look, I'm so sorry.
42:48Here you are.
42:49Get yourself another dog.
42:53I have another idea.
42:58Are you alright?
42:59Business, love?
43:01You dirty, curb-crawling scum.
43:10Completely legit.
43:11Cashed in some old jewellery.
43:13Vlogged a couple of things.
43:18They say you shouldn't judge books by covers, and you shouldn't.
43:21But people with nothing don't have to be nothing, you know.
43:25And by the same token, people with something aren't necessarily something.
43:32Go to your mum.
43:34Start again.
43:38Thanks.
43:43Lots of folk love the Queen and the royal family.
43:46They think they're nice.
43:48Sustainable.
43:50They've got all those houses, palaces and estates, shitloads of cash and jewels, and yet,
43:56they still hold out gloved hands for more.
43:59And yet, you can go travelling and meet some of the poorest people on earth, and they'll
44:06tear their last piece of bread in half to share with you.
44:10Don't presume that someone's nice just because they look nice.
44:13And don't presume someone's a knobhead just because they look like a knobhead.
44:17Don't care about the way people look, but care about what they do.
44:22It's actions, not appearances.
44:25And if you're not nice, one way or another, somehow, you will burn.
44:55The pub is mine.
44:57And until you swear you'll return it, you ain't getting your bollocks back.
45:05Don't move.
45:06I had a few drinks and took some drugs.
45:09You're a very bad man, Prime.
45:11You have to be stopped.
45:13I caught some dirty little bastard shagging our daughter.
45:15He's not some dirty little bastard.
45:16They've been seeing each other for weeks.
45:18That is his new boyfriend.
45:19Probably my son.
45:21Come clean him and marriage is over.
45:24Morning, Daddy.
45:37Must take them to be lost if you now.
45:40How is it going?
45:41You're not letting all of us out in your life.
45:43You're a little girl.
45:45How is it going?
45:48How is it going?
45:49How is it going?
45:52How is it going?
45:52What's it going?
45:57How is it going?
45:58How is it going?
46:03How is it going?
46:05How is it going?
46:06It's going into the morning.
46:06You're good, but that's it. I'm calling my pimp
46:11There's role-playing there's any more shit from you motherfucker, and I'll pop a cap in your goddamn ass
46:17Thanks
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