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00:00Previously on celebs go day in the class of 2026 were thrust into their very first mixer
00:08Right first of all who's gay and who's not and with the agents watching on from their love bunker
00:14David is having a ball. Yes
00:16It was a confident start with David Pottsy
00:20Get again, okay there. Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:24And Lucinda
00:29But one person who wasn't feeling the vibes was pro G
00:32Aka no vibes Steven with a ph two things. I don't fare very well with group enthusiasm for socializing
00:39Yeah, and Colleen wasn't in the mood for mixing either. Are you very nervous? Yes
00:47And turtleneck big boy Jay Haskell was failing to impress as well
00:55No
00:57This is really bad. It's got no game no chat and when we left Gabby she was having a big
01:03sweaty freak out
01:05Okay, where do I go now?
01:07This is daunting. Oh, I don't know what's going on here with Gabby
01:11feel like
01:12Am I talking to too many people to confuse in me so stressed I literally don't know what to do
01:23I think I might rather work. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, okay
01:35Daddy, what's up? I'm so stressed. I can hear I can hear so I've just darted out to see you.
01:40What's happened? I just
01:41I'm very overwhelmed
01:45The mixer is very intimidating. I've never had to walk into a room and talk to as many guys as
01:51possible
01:51Normally they talk to me, so I feel like backdooring it getting on my sofa with my dog. I'm not
01:57talking to anyone
01:58Breathe it out. You've had some really good chats already. Yeah, but I'm still
02:03You've got the confidence got the external confidence. Let's build that inner confidence now. Okay, I think go with your
02:08gut. What is your gut telling you now?
02:12Stop fannying around excellent. So let's not fannying about you are Gabby, right? And you are hot shit
02:19My friends always hear to me you can be Alan
02:24Go get your man
02:26See you on the side. Okay, you know what Anna's race. I'm gonna grow a pair
02:31I'm gonna get the confident boots on and I'm gonna go in there and show them what I've got
02:36Well Gabby effing Alan saw the boots you need to get your skates on because what the celebs don't know
02:42is that the agents are brewing up
02:43One big old twist at the end of this mother
02:48Well, what is it Paul?
02:50The twist is at the end of the mixer the celebrities will pick just one person that they will be
02:55spending a lot of time with
02:57It won't just be a date. We are skipping right to the mini vacay stage as we're whisking them away
03:04abroad
03:05Holy cow Brundog. I did not see that come in. How do you guys dream this stuff up?
03:11Absolute trailblazers. It is so good. Well done Paul. Yeah. Yeah
03:16I need to drink ace up. Anybody anybody will somebody get Gabby Alan a drink and someone else with a
03:22right thirst on is Lucinda
03:23Who's working the room tapping up all the hot young dudes and this guy you are
03:29You are outrageous
03:29Me
03:30Look at that
03:31Moustache
03:32What is this?
03:35What's your name?
03:36Sorry, I'm Steve
03:37G'day Steve. I'm loving your style. I'm Lucinda
03:39I'm intrigued by Steve. I love his outfit, the dappiness, the decadence, the ridiculous moustache
03:47I want to get to know him
03:48You want to grab on to the, you know, the moustache handlebars
03:51Oh, don't touch it
03:53You can whenever you like
03:55You can touch if you want
03:56You are outrageous. I love her
03:58Lucinda is naughty. Her body language is like
04:03Penetrating like she is showing interest
04:05I get called, uh, um, Monopoly man
04:08Oh yeah, you're a bit of Monopoly now
04:10I get called, uh, the guy off Go Compare
04:12Okay
04:13Um, yeah, various
04:15But you really are not
04:17I mean, that's wild
04:19I said don't touch it
04:21Oh God
04:22So as Lucinda strokes his tip
04:25Across the bar
04:26Potsy's got his own stash as he's collected a bevy of men
04:29Who are all vying for a place on his upper lip
04:32Hello
04:32Oh, here we go
04:33There you go
04:34Oh, Gideon is giving David a gift?
04:38That's a bold move
04:39It is
04:39Guys, are you taking note? I've got a present
04:42Yes, guys
04:43Woo!
04:45There you go
04:46Okay
04:46You did it right on the label, Gideon
04:48I'm so sorry
04:49That could have been for anyone
04:50That'll save you two quid at Card Factory
04:52Right
04:55It's a picture of your future husband
04:57So it's important to take notes
05:00I think it's bold to bring somebody a present to a mixer
05:04I feel like one of my love languages is receiving gifts
05:07Until you realise what the gift is
05:10Ask me for my job
05:11Ooh, who's this muscly hunk trying to muscle in on Gideon's moment?
05:15I mean, you're very fashionable
05:16Maybe something in fashion
05:18I'm a firefighter
05:20Is it?
05:21Explains the safety goggles
05:23And that's game over for you, Gideon
05:25Fire man
05:26Don't ask me to take my hose out
05:29So if I just burst into flames at any time, you can put me out
05:32I would take my hose out then
05:33Well, someone call 999
05:36No, not for the fire brigade to extinguish David
05:38There's an emergency at the bar
05:41We've got a panic situation at 4 o'clock
05:43Stephen with a PH is being surrounded by a cluster of beautiful women
05:47What are you looking for in a lady in this environment?
05:50I don't know the answer to that, yeah
05:52Yeah
05:53Yeah
05:53I don't, I'm just, yeah, no expectations
05:56No preconceived ideas
05:57I mean, you must have like a type right or a preference
06:00Come on, Steve, you must like something
06:03Is there any one where you're like, ooh?
06:04Again, no
06:05This is new, but, and I don't know what I can offer
06:07But I think that's a step in a different direction
06:11If not the right one
06:11Yeah
06:12Come on, mate, they're loving you
06:14Embrace it
06:15He's just being interviewed by multiple women at the moment
06:18And he's like, holy shit
06:20Maybe I need to just encourage him to pull more people to the side
06:23I think it's now time to gently encourage
06:27Gorgeous girls, asking you loads of questions
06:29What could be wrong with that?
06:30I'll tell you what, there's way too much noise
06:32I'm completely overstimulated
06:34And I don't know if this is owing to me being neurodivergent
06:37But what I'm thinking is get me out of here
06:40We'd love to see you do more one-on-ones
06:42Okay
06:42Because we notice is that you're in a lot of group scenarios
06:46Yeah
06:46But if you're one-on-one
06:48You might be able to explore a little bit more about the person
06:51Because that will allow you to fully vet
06:54If they're the right person to decide on
06:57Okay
06:57Yeah
06:58All right, cool
06:59As our resident G, PCB, G's up, big pro G
07:02Jesus
07:03Gabby's found man-mounting Deji at the bar
07:06Long boy
07:07Does anything get you spicy?
07:10What do you mean by spicy?
07:11Like, just something that, like, what makes you tick?
07:14Music
07:14Yep
07:15I play the piano
07:15Do you?
07:16I had a few lessons when I was younger
07:18But it just didn't
07:19Maybe my fingers are too short
07:22Oh my god
07:24It's like double the size
07:26So as Gabby tries to get hold of Deji's digits
07:29Across the bar, rugby man Lump James Haskell
07:32Is about to tackle another group of ladies
07:34I love living over here
07:35What do you do?
07:36I'm a model, I do modelling
07:37All right, so have a day
07:38Yeah
07:38I was built for a mixer
07:39I love chatting
07:40I play in front of big crowds
07:42Both DJ and rugby
07:44I was made to chat and socialise
07:46I hope people are taking notes on this one
07:49What about you, Grace?
07:50What are you?
07:51I own a salon
07:51Someone told me that I need Botox
07:55Would you?
07:55Would you?
07:56Why?
07:57I haven't got more of a four
07:58I've got an eight head
07:59We could start that
08:00I always embrace mine
08:01I like the way I have a balloon
08:02I go
08:02Oh, man, Bob, don't know
08:04If I said you won the lottery
08:06Or there's been an explosion
08:08I wouldn't know what the difference
08:09You're like
08:12Oh, James has given me
08:14Like drunk dude at a bar vibes
08:16Or as Anna also calls them
08:18Easy pickings
08:19This is bad
08:20It's bad
08:21I mean, Haskell
08:22You're going to have to do better than that
08:24I'm going to walk around here
08:25I was sandwiched between two men
08:27I was all right
08:28I was like, oh, no, we're not you
08:28Sorry
08:29Oh, God
08:31I'll just go then
08:32I think I'll just leave
08:33So as Turtleneck's Jaskal
08:35Retreats like a turtle head
08:37In a service station toilet
08:39Popping her head out proudly
08:40At the other end of the bar
08:41Is daytime chat queen
08:42Colleen Nolan
08:43If I went on a first date
08:45With someone
08:45Who's paying?
08:46I would think
08:47I would want him to pay
08:48Oh, yeah, absolutely
08:49But after that
08:50I would
08:51Then it's 50-50
08:53And Colleen's loose patter
08:54Seems to have caught the attention
08:55Of Joel at the bar
08:57Curtains?
08:58I'm just looking for someone
08:59With a pulse
08:59I don't care how much money they've got
09:01You have a pulse
09:02You want to have a drink?
09:03Pardon?
09:03You going to have a drink?
09:04Yeah
09:06Oh, dear
09:07Poor Joel, right
09:08He's trying
09:09He's attempting
09:10He's doing everything
09:11To get Colleen's attention
09:12She's giving him nothing
09:14Right
09:15He's trying to get her a drink
09:16She's not even acknowledging it
09:17And she actually needs
09:19Another drink
09:20Bitch
09:22I've met you
09:23I can tell like Gabby
09:25Because Gabby's hot
09:26You want a drink, Colleen?
09:28Well, like a drink
09:28Yeah, another one
09:30Yes
09:31Do you have to pay for it?
09:33Yeah
09:33Oh, good
09:34No, no, no, fine
09:36We haven't got any money with me
09:38So
09:39Colleen is not a rude lady
09:41Or anything
09:41She's a very sweet lady
09:43But I think
09:43I think what we've seen
09:45In this very short time
09:46Already getting to know her
09:48Is that she lacks
09:49So much self-confidence
09:50One of us needs to talk to her
09:52Leave it a minute, Paul
09:54The poor geezer's finally got her
09:55To the bar for a one-on-one
09:56Give him a chance
09:58But over in the corner
09:59It looks like P-Dog's pearls of wisdom
10:01Are paying off though
10:02Because Pro-G has progressed
10:04To a little sit-down meet-up with Rafina
10:06What's going for you?
10:08I'm a dental hygienist
10:09Oh
10:09Yeah
10:09Amazing
10:10Yeah
10:10Yeah, I need to see my hygienist
10:14I'm off duty today
10:15So don't ask me any teeth
10:16Cool, okay
10:17Yeah, no
10:17I wasn't about to ask you
10:18To look at my teeth
10:19Far from it
10:20Yeah
10:20Sexy
10:21So as Stephen with a PH
10:23Tries to hide the gaping cavity
10:24That is his flirting skills
10:26Dr. T's emerged from her spy hole
10:28Colleen
10:29Oh
10:29Hello
10:29Hi
10:30To give Colleen's chat a polish
10:32And hopefully make her shine
10:33Hello
10:34How are you feeling?
10:35I'm so old school
10:36I've just never done this
10:37Well
10:38A lot of people have never done this
10:40No, but I mean
10:40Normally you would go to a bar
10:42Or whatever
10:42A club
10:43And a guy would come up
10:44Go, I've been looking at you
10:45And I think you're really
10:46And that's how it would start
10:47But this feels like the other way around
10:49I mean, this is so ridiculous
10:50It's not in my psyche
10:52I'm afraid
10:53I grew up, you know
10:54In an age where
10:56You didn't chat guys up
10:57They came to you
10:58You stood at the bar
10:59Giving it all this
11:00And they'd go
11:00One drink
11:01One dance
11:02Now I'm having to do it
11:03But did you notice
11:04Someone did come up to you
11:06And even offered you a drink
11:08Oh, that guy
11:09But you completely dismissed him
11:11Because you were working in a group
11:13I know
11:13But do you want to go talk to him one-on-one
11:16Someone's interested
11:17He's trying to talk to you
11:18I don't know
11:19He seems very shy
11:20And he's just not giving me anything
11:22I mean, I haven't got
11:23Oh, he's really attractive
11:25Oh, give him a chance
11:26Colleen, the poor bastard
11:27Just shelled out nine quid
11:29For your rum and coke
11:30Perhaps
11:30Not interested right away
11:32But
11:33Through chatting
11:34And remain open-minded
11:36And curious
11:38Maybe you learn something about him
11:39That you find attractive
11:41Okay
11:41Okay
11:42So
11:43Maybe go get a drink from Joel
11:45And say
11:45Would you like to go on a quick chat
11:47Take a deep breath
11:49And a little chimmy
11:53Oh my god
11:55This is my idea
11:56Of absolute hell
11:57Why
11:58Am I putting myself through this
12:00Remain open-minded
12:01And curious
12:02Oh god
12:03Coming up
12:05I feel like a ballerina
12:07Colleen dives deep
12:09I've had a couple of electric shots
12:10And they hurt me
12:11So you decided to be a plumber
12:13Yeah
12:13Rather get wet
12:14Ooh
12:15And James has a blast from the past
12:18As a woman
12:19I have so much to give
12:20But I feel like you ruled me out
12:21I'm not sure if the energy you gave me
12:24Was like that you were looking to date
12:25Oh, take me to the litter tray
12:27And let me scratch and squat
12:29Meow
12:44Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating
12:46Where the celebs are plunged up to their private
12:48In our dating pool
12:49Otherwise known as
12:51The Mixer
12:52Lucinda's getting hands on with the lads
12:54And their dads
12:55I feel like we should have had all
12:58This is more James Haskell's area
13:00And speaking of James
13:01The big fella seems to be caught in something
13:04Of a conversational car crash
13:06Can you drive?
13:07Yes
13:07Oh nice
13:08What about you?
13:10Oh nice
13:10Oh
13:11And following her Dr. T talking to
13:14A reluctant Colleen is getting to know Joel
13:16Who's been desperate to get her attention
13:18I'm Joel
13:19And you're Colleen
13:20Yes
13:21Lovely to meet you
13:22And you
13:22Joel you're finally having a drink
13:24With an actual Nolan sister
13:26Don't blow it mate
13:27You've got this
13:28How's it going?
13:29It's okay
13:30It's alright
13:30You seem quite quiet compared to everyone else
13:33A little bit overwhelming
13:35A little bit of both
13:37Yeah
13:37I like to warm up
13:39Oh really?
13:40I like to warm up
13:41I like to people watch
13:42Yeah
13:46Okay okay
13:47Nervy start from Joel
13:48Let's crank it up a bit though
13:50Come on
13:50Find a bit of common ground
13:51So
13:52I'm a plumber
13:54Alright
13:55So this is my trade
13:56I like doing that
13:57A plumber's a great job
13:58Yeah
13:59You can never get a plumber
14:00Plumber's an electrician
14:01I've had a couple of electric shocks
14:02And they hurt
14:05So you decided to be a plumber?
14:07I'd rather get wet
14:08That's more like it
14:10A bit kinky
14:10Oh right
14:11He wasn't flirting
14:12Come on Joel
14:13I'm quite lucky
14:14What I do
14:15Is mostly refurbish
14:17And stuff like that
14:18I don't own toilets anymore
14:20Okay now
14:21Yeah I've got the plumber
14:22To do that
14:23Yeah
14:24He said that
14:25There is a good trick though
14:26It'll save you a lot of money
14:27Yeah
14:27Shit in the garden
14:29Works for me
14:30You get a dustbin liner
14:32And a string mop
14:33You put a string mop
14:34Inside a dustbin liner
14:35And you just plunge the toilet
14:36And then it lets it down
14:42Nine times out of ten
14:43Not 100%
14:45But
14:45Might save me a few quid
14:48Yeah
14:51And nine times out of ten
14:52Telling Colleen Nolan
14:53How to plunge a stubborn turd
14:55Out of her U-Bend
14:55Will not get you a date
14:59It's lovely to have a private chat with you
15:01Yeah
15:03Thank you
15:04Get yourself a drink
15:05I will do
15:06Oh nice one
15:08Dr T
15:08But honestly I don't think
15:10It's going to be Joel
15:11That's going to be plunging my pipes
15:12Thank you very much
15:14As Colleen struggles
15:15To make a connection
15:16Let's see if Captain Shitsha
15:18Has upped his game
15:19So what do you do?
15:20I'm a PT
15:21Oh nice where?
15:22I do it from home
15:23Okay
15:24Where's home?
15:25That's not
15:26I've lived there like
15:27When I met my girl's dad
15:29Okay
15:29That's my mood there for him
15:31So you've got a kid?
15:31Yeah two kids
15:32Oh nice
15:32Two girls yeah
15:33I've got a three year old
15:34Have you?
15:35Yeah yeah yeah
15:35What a stunning age
15:36She's there so good
15:38Oh this seems to be going well Husky
15:40Don't screw it up
15:41Have you got a party dress?
15:42For fuck's sake
15:44I am literally like talentless
15:46Really?
15:47Nude's got no game
15:48No chat
15:49I think we've identified James as blood
15:53I'm going to go and say
15:54It's really nice to meet you
15:55I'll see you again soon
15:56Good night
15:56James is a good guy
15:58But you know what
15:59Is he playing at his peak performance?
16:01Hell no
16:01Go tell them
16:02Yeah we need to call him out on this
16:04I cannot see him die any longer
16:07It's a turtle lick
16:08Are you a turtle lick mate?
16:10It's a bit warm in here isn't it?
16:11Yeah yeah
16:11And the intervention can't come soon enough
16:14As the big fella's literally crashing and burning
16:16It's a bit hot
16:18Oh hello ladies
16:20How are you?
16:20Hi hello
16:21Just a quick chat
16:22Yeah
16:22Just a little bit
16:23Tara and I would like a chat
16:25So we're going to be honest with you James
16:28Okay
16:28Here comes Anna's party trick
16:30It's not going great
16:32Is it not?
16:33And by not going great
16:34She means it's shit
16:35Maybe it feels a bit surfacy
16:37Like a bit surface level
16:39We really want you to be a bit more earnest
16:41Okay
16:42So just lean in a little bit more vulnerable
16:44We know vulnerability is quite hard for you
16:46Okay
16:46We don't need to just spill in your whole life story out
16:48But faster start to find out a little bit more about them
16:51Okay
16:52Yeah
16:53Not a great start
16:54I've been told my chat is absolute shit house
16:58Which is shocking to the very core
17:00As I thought I was doing alright
17:03Meanwhile following her earlier wobble
17:05Hi guys
17:05How are you?
17:06How are you doing?
17:07A perked up Gabby has followed the links Africa Central
17:09To neck tattooed bearded bros James and Carl
17:12Thank you
17:13How are you?
17:13Yeah
17:14I'm alright
17:14Yeah
17:15Kind of nervous
17:16Yeah
17:16A little bit
17:17It's just a weird scenario isn't it?
17:21Yeah it is weird scenario
17:21Where it's fine
17:21We all feel the same
17:22Yeah
17:23Are you
17:23Do you live in London or do you live in Wales?
17:26Oh nice
17:27I've got a gym
17:27Like I won a boxing gym in Durham
17:30Like in Newcastle
17:30Oh sick
17:31Yeah
17:32I've never done actual boxing
17:33Well I've done a bit of boxing
17:34Just like boxing classes
17:35But I've done Mai Tai
17:36I love Mai Tai
17:37And my Chinese
17:38And my Indian
17:38And my fish and chips
17:39So is that what you do on the day today?
17:42You've got a boxing gym?
17:42Yeah so I do
17:44Well so on the night time
17:45I've got like 100 kids members
17:47And then through the day
17:48So I like box fit women's
17:50And men's
17:52Classes and stuff
17:53Yeah
17:53Ever get the feeling
17:54You're not really adding much James?
17:56But it's nice to meet you
17:57Yeah
17:57And you
17:58I'm going to go talk to some other victims
18:00See you in a bit
18:02Bye
18:02Bye
18:03For someone who was so nervous walking in
18:06She's really thrown herself into this
18:08She is more confident
18:09More comfortable
18:10Also her body looks banging in that dress
18:14Following the agent's pep talk to kill his shit
18:17Talk
18:17James is taking a walk with P.T. Scarlet
18:19Come on turtle boy
18:20You've got this
18:22Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:24Eh?
18:25Do you like going out for a party or not?
18:26No not massively
18:27But I do like a drink
18:29I like a beer
18:30A beer?
18:31Yeah
18:31Who's reckoning neck a pint faster
18:32You and me?
18:33Depends on where you're drinking it from
18:34If it's a prop forwards bum hole
18:36Definitely you
18:37Definitely you
18:38I think
18:39I've got some female friends
18:40Who can neck pints faster
18:42Really?
18:42And it's like
18:42It's terrifying
18:43It's very emasculating
18:44I'm like that
18:44Oh my god
18:45I'm having a great time
18:47I'm talking to Scarlet
18:47She's really interesting
18:48But I've got the words of the experts
18:51Ringing around my brain
18:52Which is saying
18:53Get deep
18:53Don't be surface
18:55Improve your chat
18:56Which I will
18:57Now you basically
18:58Count in to listen
18:59You stop asking for common denominator stuff
19:01And I was like
19:02Look
19:02This is some key chat
19:03Serious
19:04Serious stuff
19:04We need to know
19:05We do need to know
19:06Yeah
19:07So what
19:07So like
19:08Come on
19:09Go on
19:10You tell me what you're looking for
19:11Someone who wasn't made by Richard Madeley's knob
19:15Okay
19:16So for me
19:16I think somebody's like settled
19:18Who's got their own job
19:20Got their own vibe
19:22They're smart
19:23Yeah
19:23They look after themselves
19:25And I think somebody that you can just talk with and laugh with
19:30I think it's really important
19:31And kids is a great level
19:32It doesn't matter how smart you think you are
19:34Having kids young
19:35You're like
19:36That's
19:37It's carnage
19:38Yeah
19:38It is
19:39It's much better
19:40In a one-on-one situation
19:42Seems to be doing well
19:43Yeah
19:44It doesn't look awkward
19:45With James finally tackling some proper chat
19:47Steven with a PH
19:49Is getting stuck into another sofa chat
19:51With content creator Tink
19:52The hair
19:53Talk to me
19:55I've dyed my hair ever since I was like 14
19:57I feel like
19:58Same as tattoos
20:00It's like a creation of yourself
20:01It's like
20:04Um
20:06Steven
20:06With a PH
20:07How old were you when you got your first tattoo?
20:11That's intricate work
20:12Yeah
20:13My dinosaurs
20:14I'm like
20:15Obsessed with anything
20:16That's like
20:17Got deep meaning to it
20:19So what would be the meaning behind the dinosaurs?
20:22That they existed so long ago
20:26Yeah
20:27Okay
20:27Well let's move on
20:30Hi
20:31Gorgeous
20:32How are you?
20:32As Steven and Tink Tank
20:34Shall we have a speech?
20:35It's now Lucinda's turn
20:37To size up Mega Man's edging
20:38Like
20:39Need to make most of my time
20:41Oh cool
20:41And get to know who's here
20:44I would say Lucinda has won this mix of for sure
20:47It is not a competition
20:48It's not a competition
20:49But she has won
20:50Tell me about you
20:51What's your jam in the world?
20:53Been playing in basketball for a long time
20:55You have got the perfect physique for a basketballer
20:58I bet you would slam dunk, slam dunk, slam dunk
21:01That's what I do
21:01Just one after the other
21:03Yeah
21:03Oh my god
21:04I have to come and see that
21:05Yeah you should
21:06She is literally taking every second she has within our clutches
21:11And look at what is happening
21:12Being a spiritual person, pretty earthy person too
21:16I just love to feel all the energy
21:19And so this mixer is a whole lot of me
21:23I am in my element here
21:25Do you want to stand up and just measure our height?
21:29Yeah you can
21:29I want to see where you come up onto me
21:33Back to back or what do you want to do?
21:35I mean front to front
21:36Probably too soon
21:37Back to back
21:38Back to back
21:39I would say front to front
21:41Cheeky boy
21:42No, no, no, like that
21:43Oh like that?
21:45Oh yeah
21:46Oh yeah
21:47That feels pretty good
21:50I'm being cheeky
21:52It's fine
21:54Oh my god
21:55You are nasty
21:56I am
21:56But it's fabulous
21:58I actually reckon we would go off on the dance floor
22:03I feel like a ballerina
22:06Oh they're going for it
22:07Look at Lucinda on the other side dancing
22:09She's on bloody streaky overhead
22:11Oh my gosh
22:12Thank you
22:13It was nice talking to you
22:15It was so lovely to talk to you
22:16This is by far the best I've ever seen
22:23Coming up
22:24Things are hotting up for David
22:26What were you looking for?
22:28It's not all about me
22:28It's all about you
22:28Come on
22:29I am looking for a sexy bastard
22:31Who is going to sweep me off my feet
22:34That sounds like me
22:35And Killeen has to make a big decision
22:38Killeen
22:39Please step forward
22:40Holy mother
23:09Is she going to take the plunge
23:11Absolute shithouse
23:12Killeen's had an awkward start
23:14No thanks to Flush Goulden over there
23:16You put the trim on the side of the dustbin liner
23:17And he just plunge the toilet
23:19And then lets it go
23:24Lucinda's still teacher's pet
23:26That feels pretty cool
23:29By far the best I've ever seen
23:32David's in his element
23:34I'm a 5-5 job
23:35Is it?
23:37And Gabby fucking Allen has finally found her groove
23:41Hi guys
23:41How are you?
23:43Nice to meet you
23:43Nice to meet you
23:44But they all better get a shift on
23:46Because what they don't know is
23:47There's a twist
23:48At the end of the night
23:49They've got to pick someone
23:51To take a broad with them
23:53Oi
23:54But first let's check in on Stephen
23:56Who's taken Paul's advice
23:57A bit literally
23:58And hasn't moved from the sofa
24:00You have really nice eyes by the way
24:01I struggle with compliments
24:02But thank you
24:03They always dart everywhere
24:04And I apologise
24:05I'm constantly taking in what's going on
24:08You're in a derb on
24:09That's fine
24:09Take all in
24:10That's a really nice way of putting it
24:12But someone whose eyes are firmly on the prize
24:15David's locked in on his search for Mr. Right
24:18When's your birthday?
24:194th of May
24:20Oh my god
24:21What?
24:22I'm the 5th of May
24:24No
24:24No
24:26Wow
24:27Wow
24:28Oh that is weird
24:29That is so weird
24:30That is really weird
24:32Really really weird
24:33Oh my god that's so weird
24:35David and David Lutt in common
24:38This looks good
24:39Hang on
24:40Hang on
24:40Who's this smooth bastard
24:41Sweeping in on Colleen
24:43I'm going to have a little chat with you
24:44I'm going to have a little chat
24:45Yeah come on
24:46Nicely done mate
24:47Well done
24:48I like this guy
24:49You have a seat
24:50I love
24:51I get what Dr. T means
24:53I mean I think I do need to sit down
24:55And start chatting to people
24:56Just to see if there's anything there
24:58At the end of the day
24:59I'd just like to meet
25:01A lovely man
25:02That's great to talk to
25:03That's funny
25:05Erm
25:06I mean is that too much to ask for?
25:08Come on tell me about yourself
25:10What do you want to know?
25:11Erm
25:11What do you do for a living?
25:13Erm
25:13I'm in media
25:14Ooh
25:15Yeah
25:16What about you?
25:18I like to keep myself to myself
25:21I ask her to do two things
25:23Go on
25:23Be curious
25:24And flirty
25:25We can tell that advice
25:26Was given
25:27And has been received
25:28Because actually
25:28I have to say
25:29She's definitely improved
25:31Where are you from?
25:32Originally I'm from Leicester
25:33Oh yeah?
25:35Yeah but I live in Essex
25:36Where's everyone in Essex?
25:38What's going on in Essex?
25:39Well
25:39I was in the army
25:41So
25:42How old are you?
25:4351
25:44Are you really?
25:45Mmm
25:45Are you lying?
25:47No I am
25:47Are you?
25:48Yeah
25:49Wow
25:50I thought you were a lot younger
25:51Yeah yeah yeah
25:52Good for all
25:53I am really enjoying chatting to Steve
25:56He's making me laugh
25:57And this is really nice
25:59Do you feel like I'm interviewing you?
26:00Are we on Loose Women?
26:02Are we on the sofa like that?
26:03I mean it's here
26:04This is a flirt
26:05What do I do?
26:07Oh show me bra
26:08I love the notion
26:09Do you know what I mean?
26:10Two drinks in
26:10I'm flashing my bra
26:11I don't mess around
26:14I can't
26:15He likes it
26:17Oh my god
26:18This has been lovely
26:19Well yeah
26:20I've really enjoyed it actually
26:22Genuinely
26:23It's been great to meet you
26:24And it's been lovely to meet you
26:25I'm sure
26:25Are you sure we'll see each other again?
26:27Cheers
26:27Oh handshake
26:29Oh
26:30I love that
26:31He's a really nice handsome man
26:33And it's boosted her confidence
26:35Thank you
26:36See you soon
26:37That was an intervention
26:39100%
26:40Yeah
26:40I intervened
26:42Well you were just pushing
26:43Jobby Joel or Joel on her too
26:44Dr. T
26:46Plunge
26:47Are your chats going alright?
26:49Is there anybody that's like
26:50Tickled you pickle yet?
26:51I got nervous around
26:52The one in the beige
26:53And that means that I kind of fancy him
26:55Because I didn't
26:56I didn't
26:56I kind of lost my words
26:57Oh god he's just looked at us
26:59Oh god he's just looked at us
27:01Oh god was that on top
27:02Do you reckon he knew
27:02We were talking about him
27:03Yeah
27:05Thanks for that
27:06Thanks
27:06Right seeing Gabby in action
27:08It's given me a bit of inspiration
27:11She's found someone she likes
27:12Now it's my turn
27:14It's time for me to slide down
27:16My fireman's pole
27:17And have a nice chat with Thomas
27:20Okay talk to me about your type then
27:22What's your vibe?
27:23I always say I'm a good type
27:24Okay
27:24I always in my life going with the people
27:26Who are not my type
27:27And they kind of grow in me
27:28So I've been single for the last two years
27:31Because I came out from a long relationship
27:33Okay
27:33Which was eight years
27:35David really listens
27:37And he's licking his lips
27:41You know what that means
27:42When someone truly listens
27:43And also licking their lips at the same time
27:46It's done deal
27:47Unless it's my dog
27:48In which case it means
27:49He's just done a shit on the kitchen floor
27:51What about you looking for?
27:52It's not all about me
27:52It's all about you
27:53I am looking for a sexy bastard
27:56Who is going to sweep me off my feet
27:59Aren't we all?
28:00That sounds like me
28:00In a nutshell
28:02So how long have you been a fireman for?
28:04I've been a firefighter for about
28:07Close to five years
28:08I think four or five years
28:08Is this what the uniform looks like?
28:11Do you want to see me in my uniform now?
28:12Of course I want to see you in the uniform
28:14Come on
28:14Well I'll just set this place on fire
28:16And you can just run in with your big hose
28:18And put it all out
28:19I'm pretty sure he says not to do that
28:21In our risk assessment
28:22We go back
28:23We go back
28:24But before David gets the chance
28:26To slide down Thomas' pole
28:28Looks like the Brundog's incoming
28:30Alright guys
28:31If I can get your attention
28:32If I can get your attention
28:33They could have done with him on the Titanic
28:35Deities on this side
28:37Celebs on this side
28:38So commanding
28:41This has been quite the exercise
28:43Our celebs have really highlighted
28:44Exactly what we need to do
28:46Now it's time for their first
28:48Really big decision
28:49Of this entire process
28:51Acting with respect and diplomacy
28:53Can they put their own dating journey first?
28:56It's not an easy job for the people pleasers
28:59Okay celebrities
29:00Listen up
29:01Whoever you choose
29:03To date this evening
29:04Yes
29:07Will in actual fact
29:09Yes
29:10Be coming with you
29:12Where Anna where?
29:15To
29:16The Bahamas
29:18Fiji
29:19The Maldives
29:20Tenerife
29:22Oh si senor
29:24Mentequila
29:25No way
29:28Oh my god
29:29Abroad
29:30Straight away
29:32Yes
29:32That is a lot
29:33You don't know the half of it
29:35You're on the 6am out of Luton
29:37And no speedy boarding
29:38So the stakes just got
29:40Seriously higher
29:42Who wants to go to Spain?
29:45Now if you've had conversations with James
29:48Please step forward
29:51James was busy
29:52Yeah
29:53Just imagine the crush
29:55If they'd known a free holiday
29:56Was on the cards
29:57Alright so James
29:58Who caught your attention?
30:01Yes Scarlett did
30:03She's obviously very beautiful
30:04She's got two kids
30:05So obviously understands
30:06That kind of family aspect
30:07She's PT
30:08Scarlett would you say
30:10There was
30:10A little bit of a spark
30:11Between you and James?
30:13Yeah I hope so yeah
30:15This is really good
30:16This is really good
30:17So Carmen
30:17What was your feedback on James?
30:19You're a bit shy
30:20Shy?
30:21I think it came after
30:22The party trick though
30:23Didn't it?
30:24Yeah
30:24Good trick though
30:25Reminder anyone?
30:28Well done
30:29Well done
30:30Did you see the trick?
30:31It was hardly subtle Paul
30:33Oh god yeah
30:33I saw it yeah
30:34I got a little bit hot under my collar
30:35If I'm honest
30:36Easily done under that collar
30:37Alright so
30:38James
30:39You also went on a date
30:41With Kitten
30:42Yes
30:42Straight off the back of the opening dinner party
30:44James was sent on a date with Kitten
30:46Wow
30:47You a good driver?
30:48I don't drive
30:49I have driving lessons for two years
30:51Right
30:51And I just couldn't do it
30:52They said that the only person worse than me
30:54Didn't speak English
30:57Kitten
30:57If you can come on down for us please
30:59There she is
31:00How are you doing?
31:01How are you?
31:02Good to see
31:03How are you?
31:03How are you doing?
31:04Good thank you
31:05James
31:06You have a big decision to make
31:07Yes
31:08Are you going to date
31:10One of these lovely ladies
31:11That you've met today
31:12At the mixer
31:13Yeah
31:13Or
31:14Would you like to see Kitten again?
31:18I've got to choose Al
31:20If you could mate
31:21I've got Ryan Aaron old
31:22Who would you like to bring with you
31:24To Tenerife?
31:30I mean look
31:34All the guys I spoke to
31:35I think we had an amazing time
31:36And I could spend time with all of you
31:39I'd like to choose Scarlet
31:43And do you want to come to Tenerife
31:45And date James again?
31:52Yes
31:57I'm really excited about my decision
31:59I'm looking forward to seeing her in Tenerife
32:01Sunshine
32:02Fun
32:03Sand
32:04Sea
32:04Romance
32:06Possibly
32:08Oh shit I forgot about Kitten
32:10Kitten
32:11You look a little disappointed
32:15Yeah I feel quite deflated
32:18During our day I really opened up
32:20And I feel like I told you quite a lot about myself
32:22And I didn't really get it back
32:24Kitten's claws are out
32:25Something that I wouldn't normally want to speak publicly about
32:28Is the fact that I don't drive
32:30Okay
32:30And I wouldn't usually talk about that on a first date either
32:33But I feel like you ruled me out
32:35Because I don't have a licence
32:37I'll be honest with you
32:38I completely forgot that that was one of the things
32:40I certainly would never have chosen someone
32:43Whether they can drive or not
32:46As a woman I have so much to give
32:48And unless I was like relying on you for lifts everywhere
32:50Someone should tell her about Uber
32:52I don't think that it should be a reflection
32:54Of what I have to give in a relationship
32:55Or as a woman or as a lover
32:59I really enjoyed talking to you
33:01But I just didn't feel there was that spark there
33:04I'm not sure if the energy you gave me
33:06Was like that you were looking to date though
33:08Well I'm sorry about that
33:09I'll have to take the feedback on
33:10And just go away and work on that
33:11Yeah that's all good
33:12Oh thank god that's over
33:15James you handled that quite well
33:17I'll take it yeah that's fine
33:18Just make sure you've all got your licences
33:20Otherwise
33:24Leave it Haskell
33:25You're outrageous
33:28Absolutely outrageous
33:30Colleen please step forward
33:31Holy mother
33:34Oh my god
33:35I thought talking to strangers
33:37Was going to be the hard part
33:38And now I'm being told
33:39I've got to pick one of these guys
33:41To take to Tenerife with me
33:42It's my idea of hell
33:44How did you find the mixer babe?
33:47Well when I first walked in
33:48I was so nervous
33:49And then two drinks in
33:51I was willing to date everyone
33:52You should see her after four
33:56She's not on loose women for nothing
33:58Gentlemen
33:58Gentlemen if you've spoken to Colleen tonight
34:01Please step forward
34:07See what I mean
34:08Joel we noticed that you were having
34:11An interesting conversation with Colleen
34:12And would you care to share?
34:14I've got this Anna
34:15If you can't shift a jobby from the U-Bend
34:17Shove a mop down there
34:18That's about right Joel isn't it?
34:20Yeah
34:20Thanks man
34:21It was a good talk
34:23Mostly I talk to blokes at work
34:25When I'm on site
34:27So it's a bit of a change
34:28I don't go out that often anymore
34:29But it was lovely
34:31I really enjoyed talking to Colleen
34:32Very sweet
34:33Steve
34:34Yeah that's me
34:35How was your chat?
34:37You know what?
34:39When you sit down with someone
34:40And it's just
34:40It just flows
34:41And then
34:42It gets better as the time goes on
34:44Because you relax
34:45And when you relax
34:46It just gets easier
34:48Just like
34:49Bouncing off each other
34:50It was nice
34:50Did I miss something?
34:52I thought you only chatted
34:53You've also spent time with
34:55Neil
34:56Neil
34:57Oh yeah
34:58Who could forget the most
34:59Undecorated man in military history?
35:04Attention
35:05You know you see all these guys
35:07On Remembrance Day
35:07With a whole chest of medals
35:09I did 15 years
35:11I haven't got one
35:11God damn medal
35:13Why are you crap?
35:15I didn't
35:18Neil how was your date
35:19With Colleen?
35:21Really fantastic
35:22There wasn't a single
35:23Awkward pause
35:24It just seemed to flow
35:26And it was a really great
35:27First date
35:28Would you like to
35:29Date Colleen again?
35:30I would love to go
35:31On a second date
35:32Come on Colleen
35:33Give the man a taste of victory
35:35For once in his life
35:36The decision is down to you
35:38Who would you like to bring
35:39With you to Tenerife?
35:41Neil is so so lovely
35:43But I can't go on a date
35:45With him because
35:46I don't want him to hate me
35:47If I say no
35:49I've got to go
35:50With what I like
35:51And how I feel
35:54We did have such a lovely
35:56First date
35:57But then I met
35:58Someone tonight
35:59Who I gelled with
36:00Straight away
36:02And it felt like
36:04We could have just
36:04Sat there for hours
36:05Just chatting away
36:06And laughing
36:07And
36:08And that was
36:12Steve
36:15Is Steve
36:15Who you would like
36:16To bring with you
36:17To Tenerife?
36:19Yes
36:20Would you like to accept?
36:25Steve?
36:28You're not going to turn
36:29A Nolan sister down are you?
36:36Are you?
36:38Oh don't you fucking dare Steve
36:49Welcome back
36:50And if you've just joined us
36:52Tell your bum old
36:53To pucker up
36:54Because a nervous Colleen
36:56Has just asked
36:56Silky smooth
36:57Talking man beauty
36:58Steve
36:58To go away with her
37:00To Tenerife
37:04When the big man's stalling
37:05Come on Steve
37:06What's it going to be?
37:08Would you like to accept?
37:11Steve?
37:16Steve?
37:19Yeah
37:19Oh thank you for that
37:21I would
37:21I'd like to explore
37:22What Colleen
37:24Or sightseeing in the Canaries
37:25I've heard there's
37:26A dormant volcano on offer
37:28You know what I mean
37:29So now Neil
37:30How do you truly feel
37:32In this moment?
37:33Hey
37:33Um look
37:35At the end of the day
37:37This is about two people
37:38Being happy
37:39And if one person
37:40Isn't into it
37:41Then that's the way
37:42It's got to be
37:42So I wish you all the best
37:44Thank you
37:45Give that man a medal
37:46No seriously
37:47Can someone actually
37:48Give him a medal?
37:49He would really like it
37:51He feels left out
37:52I do feel so bad
37:54About letting Neil down
37:56He was so lovely
37:57But something
37:57Just wasn't quite right
37:59For me
37:59And hopefully
38:01I'll find that more
38:02Now with Steve
38:04Next up
38:04Is our lovely
38:06Lucinda Light
38:07Oh my gosh
38:08Oh my gosh
38:09Yay
38:11How did you find
38:12The mixer tonight?
38:13I'm a bit of a
38:14Wet and wild woman
38:15So I've had a bit of
38:16Splish splash
38:16On the dress
38:17Anyone got a mop?
38:19No?
38:20Get to work gel
38:20But I did have
38:22Have a great time
38:22I just don't
38:23I just don't know
38:24Who the hell
38:24I'm going to choose
38:25You did work the room
38:26Like an absolute goddess
38:28Here's the question
38:29We noticed that
38:30When you walked in
38:30It was Steve P
38:31Though that you
38:32Made a beeline to
38:33What drew you in?
38:35The style
38:36The outrageousness
38:37The wildness
38:38The moustache
38:40How would you describe
38:41Your time with Lucinda?
38:43Just fun
38:44The word I would describe
38:45Lucinda is fun
38:46Okay
38:46We noticed that you and Deji
38:47Got close
38:48Some dancing
38:49Yeah
38:50Well you know
38:51Deji's a musician
38:52He's got rhythm in his soul
38:54And I like that
38:55You also had a day
38:57With Neil
38:59After a fancy fish supper
39:01And a couple of drinks
39:02Which despite starting
39:03Like a 90s dial-up modem
39:06Yeah
39:07So it
39:10Golf instructor Neil
39:11Somehow got his balls
39:12Out of the rough
39:13And managed to hole in one
39:14With a fishy lip lock
39:17I feel like
39:18I taste like ceviche
39:20Cold raw fish
39:24Neil welcome
39:25And actually we'd love
39:26To hear from you Neil
39:27About that date
39:28It was really enjoyable
39:29I'm sorry
39:30No it's tough to say
39:31I enjoyed it too
39:33It was lovely to have that
39:34Style of the kiss
39:35At the end as well
39:37Ooh
39:39Neil invited me into a kiss
39:41Now how could I say no
39:42You've had a great mixer
39:43A wonderful date
39:44You've had a snog
39:45But of course now
39:46It's over to you
39:48Who would you like
39:49To bring with you
39:50To Tenerife
39:53Look this journey for me
39:55I do want to keep
39:56Expanding and exploring
39:57And I am
39:59Absolutely tossing up
40:00Between moustached ends
40:02What?
40:04And Tedji went to you
40:07Unlucky Neil
40:08I'm in deep indecision
40:11Steve tell us why
40:13You should be the one
40:14To come to Tenerife with her
40:17Basically it's going to be
40:18A one chance
40:19To get with the king of Hartford
40:22And if she lets it go
40:24It's not going to come again
40:25Strong pitch
40:26But Tedji what's your elevator pitch?
40:28So I feel like we bounced off each other
40:30The energy was flowing
40:31And yeah we have a lot in common
40:33I feel like we like to dance
40:34And we like to get along
40:35Two different men
40:37One decision
40:38Yes thanks Paul
40:39I think we got it
40:41I mean it's a bit of an impossible choice
40:43As hard as this decision is
40:45I think there's one
40:47I'm just fascinated by
40:48And I want to get to know more
40:50I mean Tedji you're devastatingly handsome
40:53And I would love to get a step ladder
40:56And climb up you
41:00Better book extra leg room for this guy
41:02Like I just have to follow my gut
41:05And say Steve
41:11Fucking hell
41:12Come on Steve
41:13Oh Captain Whiskers has made the cut
41:15Look at this guy
41:17Look at his style
41:18There's really something to grab hold of there
41:20Let's go
41:21How do you feel?
41:22I'm in shock
41:23I think we all are
41:24And just so we're super clear
41:25You accept
41:26100%
41:27The people of Hartford
41:29Will be celebrating tonight
41:31Neil how are you feeling right now?
41:33Bit of deflated
41:36Come on mate you got a snog
41:38Thank you to all of you wonderful gentlemen
41:40And Steve
41:41Best pack those budgie smugglers baby
41:46Next up
41:47We would love Stephen
41:49What am I supposed to do here
41:50This is all moving a bit too quickly for my liking
41:53So Tink how was your chat with our Stephen?
41:56Yeah I really enjoyed it
41:57Tamara
41:57He's very down to earth
42:00He's a great listener
42:01Brace week
42:02Rafina
42:02It was a friendly chat
42:04I don't know if there was anything else there
42:07Thank you
42:08But of course these ladies aren't the only ladies
42:10That you've been chatting to
42:11You obviously went on a little meet up with the lovely Viv
42:15Are you a DJ?
42:17Yeah yeah I'm a DJ
42:18What kind of crowd do you play to?
42:19So I play everything
42:21Death metal?
42:22Okay not quite everything
42:25It was really easy to talk to you
42:27And I do think like you're really respectful
42:29I just wasn't sure if you liked what you saw
42:31I mean I hope you
42:32I hope that you did
42:35But I had a really nice time
42:36And I think you're really lovely
42:37Yeah I really enjoyed our date
42:39Wow
42:40Me too
42:41Stephen this is a big decision that you have to make
42:43Yeah
42:46Who will it be?
42:48Lovely conversations were had
42:49I enjoyed talking to everyone
42:51This is really tough
42:52It's a free holiday with a pic of beautiful women
42:55It's Ardy's squid game eh?
42:57Do you know what?
42:58In the sake of being authentic
43:01I don't think right now I want to go on a second meet up
43:04And I also don't think it would be fair to say
43:08I would like to go away with
43:10People that I've spoken to this evening
43:14What?
43:14He's not taking anyone?
43:16Single room for Stephen please
43:18Stephen
43:18We understand
43:20And we think that we can take this conversation
43:24And we can further this conversation in Tenerife
43:27All together
43:32Gentlemen
43:33If you've spoken to Gabby tonight
43:35Please step forward
43:38Come on in guys
43:39Come on in
43:43This was a successful mixer for you
43:46Yeah
43:46Thanks
43:47Well let's not forget the major meltdown at the start
43:49But fair play she pulled it back
43:51Did it seem like you had quite a connection with Carl?
43:53Did you enjoy getting to know her?
43:55Err yeah
43:55I thought she was obviously a beautiful girl
43:57We spoke about like similar interests
43:59Good energy
44:00He was the first person that I was like
44:01Okay I'm interested in you
44:04Well hang on Gabs
44:05Let's not forget about Big Johnny
44:07Who turned up with Little Johnny
44:08That nobody's ever fetched you a goldfish
44:11No
44:13And um some unusual banter
44:15God suck a fart out of your arse
44:17Okay so maybe we won't do that
44:20You watch out Charver
44:23What's happening my arse?
44:24How are you?
44:25Yeah?
44:25Yeah
44:26Stunning as always aren't you?
44:27Thank you
44:27How did you get on with Gabby?
44:28How I see it is me and Gabby
44:30We're complete opposites
44:31But she's a lovely lass
44:32Sounds like you might be a bit of a keen bean
44:34As keen as mustard
44:35Me and my allies
44:39All right
44:40Who would you like to bring with you to Tenerife?
44:44Hmm
44:45I'm thinking
44:46Who the hell am I going to choose?
44:49And I've got to spend a week with them
44:51I just have to go with
44:53Initial impressions
44:57So Carl
44:59I'd love to
45:00Oh
45:02Oh Johnny
45:04Johnny
45:04Do you want Little Johnny back?
45:06Or do we get a chance to keep
45:07She can keep Little Johnny
45:08She can keep him
45:09I've got fucking thousands of people
45:14With four dates secured
45:15Or one deferred
45:16It's just down to David now
45:18To partner up for a party in paradise
45:21I'm sweating
45:23I'm fucking sweating
45:24All right
45:25So first
45:25I want to go to Gideon
45:27Oh
45:27Okay
45:28How was your time with David?
45:30So I'd say introduction
45:31Great
45:31After that whole exchange
45:33You went round and asked every single person about themselves
45:37And kept skipping over me
45:38And I don't know if that was intentional
45:40But it came across as very rude
45:44And you can't spell rude
45:46Without you
45:47Oh shit
45:51Gideon's going in
45:52Do you know what it was?
45:53I think I was just so mesmerised by the present
45:56I feel like you didn't give me a first shot
45:58And so
46:00There's a lot to offer
46:01You know
46:01I'm a part-time witch
46:02Full-time legend
46:03And overall gay icon
46:05Clock it
46:06I now know what I'm having on my gravestone
46:09Love that, babes
46:10Oh, Gideon, you sneaky little diva
46:13Calling me out for being rude
46:16Well, I ain't gonna buy it, honey
46:18This diva can handle herself
46:21Well, I apologise
46:23That is definitely never my intention
46:24I mean, one thing I'm never is rude
46:26So massive apologies
46:31Well handled
46:33I'll think about it
46:36Think about what?
46:36Getting a laugh transplant
46:39Thomas
46:40You're like crazy bonkers
46:42And I am crazy bonkers
46:43So that's like
46:44Like as a firefighter
46:45I've got a responsibility
46:46You know
46:46To save you from
46:47Falling into the wrong person
46:49So just pick me
46:50Baby, I'm on fire
46:54I'm not sure how crazy bonkers
46:55You want a fireman to be
46:56To be fair
46:57Now, David
46:58You also went on a date with Mark
46:59I did, yes
47:00David hooked up with pint-sized Aussie Mark
47:03And made a good first impression
47:06G'day there
47:06I'm David
47:07I've come all the way from Bolton
47:10Up north
47:10How was that?
47:12That was pretty good
47:13Get it
47:15Unfortunately, he had to fly back to Australia
47:17But he would like to go on another date with you
47:20You have to make a choice
47:24Erm
47:30It would have to be Thomas
47:33Yes!
47:34He's gone bonkers for a moment
47:35I'm quite speechless now
47:37I don't know what to say
47:37How about yes?
47:39Very nice
47:40Thank you very much
47:42Erm
47:42I'm willing to say
47:47What, Thomas?
47:48What?
47:51Not now, Gideon
47:55Come on, Thomas
47:56What's it going to be?
47:57Yeah, well, I'm saying yes
47:58Oh, thank God
47:59Jesus, Thomas
48:01I got you faster at putting a fire out, love
48:05Yeah, don't keep Diva Dave hanging
48:07This guy hasn't even got time to put his trousers on
48:10Let alone hang around for you
48:12Thank you
48:13Getty
48:16Off on our jollies
48:20Tomorrow night
48:22The celebs land in Tenerife
48:24Wow
48:25Jesus Christ
48:27There's revelations
48:28I had sex at a festival up a tree
48:31Reservations
48:33I just saw something you won't fancy me
48:35And infatuations
48:37Like, I fancy it
48:38But I think
48:39I'm going to need to break those
48:42As our celebs
48:44Oh, I'm doing now
48:45He's drying his sweaty crack off my beddy
48:47Go
48:48Are you pubically prepared for that?
48:51Dating
48:51Listen, I'm down for daddy
48:53Not my daddy, you're not
48:55He's got his heart set on Killeen
49:07Go
49:26Go
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