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7 Days - Season 18 - Episode 05: Thursday March 19, 2026
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00:22Welcome to Lord Flight 7 Days, I'm your captain Jeremy Corbett and boy do I have a treat for
00:27all you fans of a good sesquicentennial it is our 450th episode we couldn't have done it without
00:33you at home for watching a nation of bloody legends and our legendary in-studio audience give
00:38yourselves a round of applause all right let's delve into the news of the week for the 450th time
00:46and meet the teams the leader of team one has had a good week actually on Tuesday
00:50search and rescue found a pair of missing hikers in his beard it's reese matthewson
00:56great week good news good result lovely to see you you do not look a day of a 449 episode
01:02thank you very powerful team one this evening he killed a man with his bear hands and she killed
01:07a bear with her man hands and the captain of team two is an o n z m which stands
01:16for ordinary new
01:17new zealand man putting the d h into a d h d it's die hamlet thank you very much i
01:27got a little badge
01:28as well saying o n z m and everything that's very flat that's very good now team two look at
01:34these two
01:34they're sort of like the odd couple cast in a movie where their friends die and they get custody of
01:40a
01:40baby just things to think about it's angela dromedy and chris barker
01:49our first game of f430 as we like to call it uh is newsmakers where i rip a clip from
01:54a big news
01:55story of the week and the panelists have to inform me which story it is from team one you're up
02:00first
02:00you're going to hear a new topical term i want you to tell me what it means yeah i think
02:04we've all
02:04learned in recent weeks of this new phrase crack spread uh which sounds rude crack spread that's
02:13like Nutella that's like crack yeah yeah i thought crack spread was what happens when you don't call
02:20novice for your windshield no this is very clearly uh based on the iran economic response down the
02:29bottom this is to do with oil we currently have 50 days worth of oil left 51 if we squeeze
02:35out brian
02:36tamaki's hair as i'm sure all of you at home know crack spread is the difference in price between a
02:42barrel of crude oil and the petrol refined from it it's in the news because we're running out of fuel
02:47may even have to revert to carless days the scheme from the 1970s so welcome to our fuel crisis i
02:53mean
02:54those people who've always said you know children are our most precious natural resource must be feeling
02:58pretty stupid right now i mean carless days sucks for commuters but it's absolutely devastating for
03:05tina from turners cyclists are just gonna feel really weird though like on a carless day they'll
03:14feel like how ducks feel the day after hunting season ends
03:22i do kind of like the idea though that like all the boy racers that would drive by and call
03:27me a
03:27homophobic slur have to do it from an e-bike now
03:34takes out a bit of the punch boys doesn't it
03:37it's good to see schools are pivoting i know in my son's school they're now teaching you
03:41how to siphon petrol from your neighbor's car it could just be an avondale thing but we're
03:49you know i think we're gonna be fine because i reckon it's gonna be just like when the fuel light
03:53comes on in your car like when the fuel reserves go we've got like 40 or 50k left i reckon
03:58you know we have carless days too but we just call it being poor
04:05you're not going to be surprised to hear this but i remember the carless days from the 1970s
04:10thank you
04:12um but you don't it's not all cars aren't off the road all the time you get a sticker different
04:17color for every day of the week and you have to put that on your car so we got a
04:20green sticker i think
04:21which meant we couldn't drive that car on tuesdays so luckily we had hundreds of cars so it wasn't
04:28so i'm a massive straighter hormones guy right what like like you know so what you know the
04:37straighter hormones right i'm a big man straight and homo straights of homo's where the the yeah
04:45all right all right i had a total of many that is not my name if anyone from the states
04:53is watching
04:53not my name i know it's not your name you've got a very similar vibe it's the bottle it's the
04:57bottleneck for all the chain of yeah supply what are you telling me i'm a massive straighter i know
05:01i was into it before everyone else oh really i was blocking that shit with a kayak and a shotgun
05:08way back in the day but what i don't understand is we've got planes when you fly the oil out
05:16i haven't thought of that have you i think uh the oil tankers can take about 120 million
05:22liters of fuel i don't know that your average airplane's gonna handle that yeah you don't know
05:28are you saying
05:33all right team two we're coming over to you why is this a newsmaker please have a look at this
05:37throw your phone in a lake throw it in the garbage get rid of it
05:41i think this is what happens if you've got a flip phone just chuck it
05:46okay why would you be chaffing your phone away spying on you hey you think so yeah i mean you're
05:51always thinking that people are listening in on you yeah no i'm a step um step ahead you know
05:55never use my government name what does it die well this is um paranoia around people thinking their
06:04phones are spying on them so she's obviously going the extreme chug it in the river yeah a new
06:08research suggests your phone is not actively listening to you uh as many people fear the
06:13reality even creepier it's tracking everything else you do and predicting which ads will appeal to you
06:19the most um for for me i think it's better to be safe than sorry i i assume my phone
06:24is listening
06:24uh when i talk to myself i put on a variety of different voices so at least my phone thinks
06:29i have
06:30friends you know it'll report back to the hq jeremy lots of friends all different nationalities
06:37some probably shouldn't be doing
06:44people are so paranoid about like their tech spying on them like lots of people put their like a little
06:48bit of tape over their laptop camera i don't do that because i actually perform better when i know
06:52being watched i try to unlock my phone in my face and it just suggested i go to turkey for
07:00gastric
07:00sleep
07:05wow if our phones are listening to us though i'd just like to get out ahead of the scandal and
07:09formally apologize to my phone that accent that i was doing by myself is actually a celebration of
07:15jamaican culture there's actually an amazing you have there's this amazing day when the algorithm
07:21works out that you're gay because it's sort of like it sort of susses you out like a sort of
07:26estranged auntie would where it's sort of just like what's going on with you chris and then one day
07:30it's like chris you're gay you might like these rainbow shorts with a built-in jock strap
07:42and i do i love them i'm wearing them right now i this is true i got recommended i started
07:48getting
07:48recommended like diabetes medication now i do not have diabetes you will
08:01there sounded like a threat what does she know yeah yeah i was talking to your phone about it
08:10oh that was a great round had both news and making love it uh for points uh team when you
08:15can have
08:15seven liam lawson's placing in the chinese grand prix and the sprint uh the race was won by 19 year
08:20old
08:20kimmy antonelli what were you doing when you're 19 eh uh team two 30 000 good score that's the
08:26prize money won by far north man harley ra derreeling in a 7.6 kg snapper the 90 mile beach
08:32snapper
08:32bonanza world's biggest surf casting festival which means the star goes to team two
08:43it is as mentioned our 450th episode so the team that gets the most stars this evening will win a
08:49wonderful prize and i'm very excited to present it to you especially this week i spent all night
08:53working on it have a look at that and go oh that is oh yes one cake with 450 candles
09:0023 million
09:01calories and it says everything about uh seven days i think yeah what what's the doll there's like a
09:08it's creepy why is there a doll one oh doll pineapples uh so you can take that light it up
09:14eat it freeze it use it for a doorstop whatever you do teams if you win tonight if you get
09:19enough
09:19stars all right time now for yes minister on seven days where politicians are encouraged to answer
09:23these guys hardball questions without giving us a yes or no this week all the way from the
09:28ikara or rafati electorate on the east coast please welcome kushla tangari manual
09:37welcome
09:38shut yourself down uh so your job to answer the questions but not use yes or no got it
09:44ka pai
09:45ka pai
09:47all right teams uh kushla you are the co-chair person of the parliamentary group for
09:52latin american and caribbean friendship is that right i am so would you say it's okay
09:57to do an accent as long as it's a celebration of jamaica
10:02that's not something i've partaken in
10:05i see that you're now the spokesperson for emergency management and natural hazards
10:11does this mean you're now responsible for the natural hazard that is david seymour
10:17nobody can take responsibility
10:23nobody nobody
10:25there's an unnatural hazard anyway
10:28um kushla la la that's the way that we rock when we're doing our thing
10:32kushla la la that's the la that we bring
10:36the refugees it's not always about you yeah i've got a question
10:39i was just opening it up with a sick rendition of the fugees
10:45i feel we're being sidetracked by the white man once again
10:52kushla is it true that if winston peters stays
10:56out after midnight he turns into a pouch of tobacco
11:00i couldn't possibly comment
11:03kushla kia ora um thank you thank you for your service
11:10my question is did you put a hyphen in your name uh just so that the people in your electorate
11:18that also has a hyphen in its name would succumb to some sort of subliminal
11:25wizardry and thus elect you
11:27the true answer is actually very very boring but you know there's no harm in spreading yourself
11:33across whakapapa when you when it comes to elections
11:39kushla is it true that shane jones is turning the beehive into a secret oil depot for mp
11:45i'm getting paranoid about all these new zealand first questions
11:49ironically they don't actually have new zealand first
11:54you used to be the ceo of nazi paro east coast rugby right correct so if politics doesn't work
11:59out do you reckon you could be a head coach of the all blacks is that an easier job someone
12:05actually
12:05asked me that um yeah it was me actually just now it was another comedian um actually rugby is
12:14a great preparation for politics uh if you look at the structure of new zealand rugby it's made up of
12:20provincial unions and clubs who you know their four constituencies who all want their best interests
12:27represented and there's a lot of quits with head injury
12:39is the future of new zealand hopeful absolutely the future of new zealand is hopeful and i see it
12:46every day um in the communities i serve throughout ikaroa rawhiti even though um we know that the cost
12:52of living is going crazy when i visit families and communities they have aspirations and plans for
12:59the future of the future of atiaroa and them and themselves
13:10sorry bunny duncan um hi just wondering i notice you're not wearing socks
13:20um did you ever used to buy uh red socks in your prior to getting into parliament
13:30and and do you now consider if not do you now consider red as a potential sock
13:37color when you're in your house stop shopping uh typically i wear socks okay
13:45just not they just wouldn't be a good look with these shoes
13:48uh oh yeah oh yeah yeah play you uh um you went to nata memorial college
13:54nata yes
13:58doesn't count but you're a head girl
14:02i was head girl that's a memorial college awesome i just wanted a yes
14:09sorry and with your uniform at
14:15college i'm just checking did you have to wear socks
14:20there were standard socks right and you were aware of
14:25i was okay that's all
14:30do you still work for tvnz as well as a as a reporter or i did do you do your
14:36mates go
14:36easy on you in press conferences they do not oh yeah in fact sometimes they can go
14:43and congratulations to our winning team team two congratulations
15:00you get a star team two time now for the burger fueled brain grill this week uh we're taking the
15:05delorean back to 2014. team one what is happening in this picture please 2014. oh this is the good
15:11old days and we had spare petrol for play
15:16is this wellington's first go at the bucket fountain
15:22this is an amniotic fluid gender reveal party
15:28tastes like a boy
15:32uh 2014 i'm gonna guess that this is ice bucket challenge or some
15:36boom yeah that was the als ice bucket challenge undertaken by millions of people across the world
15:41to raise money for motor neuron disease uh remember it myself someone nominated me to do that
15:45challenge unfortunately i was already doing the say no to stupid challenges challenge so
15:50couldn't do it all right let's take five you put your bathing costume on after the break we'll
15:54head off to club topikana here on seven days
16:07welcome back to seven days our prime minister flew to samoa this week but we can only afford
16:13the fuel to get to that screen over there for club topikana let's go play the steel drums
16:28yes club topikana as always brought to you by dull pineapples corby fact pineapples contain an
16:34enzyme called bromelain which is used to soften meat exactly what i need every time i see one of them
16:39sexy pineapples all right inside this gorgeous fruit uh none of my bodily fluids but a collection of
16:45topical tales i picked from the garden of news this week let's uh dig in i want to hear a
16:50little
16:50bit more about some of these okay weddings national mp mark mitchell is getting married
16:54congratulations mark it will be his fourth time doing so which is interesting i've never been to
16:58a fourth wedding before very much like to show me some scenes from a fourth wedding please
17:09gary gary this is gary he's a great priest hi gary how's it been how are the kids it's great
17:16to see
17:16you again yeah oh this is um sorry michelle stephanie michelle mike wendy dominic uh judith mike ju jenay
17:28i'm just so happy
17:34and i now pronounce you husband and wife and if you pass me your loyalty card i'll stamp it and
17:40your
17:41next one's free
17:46and if anyone here has any reason these two should not wed besides you three
18:05i'm an elderly granny by the way
18:14well well i'm not bothering learning this sluzz's name
18:31you may kiss the bride
18:48you may kiss the bride
18:59all right back to the pineapple we go for our next story um sticking with politicians crime minister
19:08crime minister
19:19take that
19:20take that
19:21crime minister
19:23the power is so woke
19:27now now poor lux is catching strays from the far right
19:40prime minister i should just said pm uh prime minister chris luxon visited samoa this week as
19:45mentioned was gifted the title of matai or samoa in chief that was work trip what would a vacation be
19:51like for an mp you know holiday give us some examples of politicians on island holidays please
19:59uh
20:00uh mr hipkins here's your uh eight bottles of sunscreen let's not get burnt twice in one week
20:11it gives me great pleasure to be the first european here
20:14oh
20:15oh that's a lot of coconuts
20:40so it feels weird coming from me um reese can you say it
20:47oh that's a lot of coconuts
20:51do it in a jamaican accent
21:01as a celebration of their culture
21:10telofa
21:13we're not we're not we're not in samoa judith this is bali
21:20potato potato
21:26uh excuse me excuse me did i just hear david seymour's on the snorkeling expedition
21:31can i book a spearfishing tour please
21:40i'm sorry young man you have to be 18 or over for the spa pool oh sorry simeon brown i'm
21:45so sorry
21:47you look so little in your ash vest
21:53oh darling those togs are far too small i can see a member of parliament
22:01checking in a reservation uh what i would say to you is that we uh may have a reservation but
22:08there
22:08are many new zealanders with or without reservations and we're doing our absolute
22:11best to ensure those reservations for kiwis who want reservations in terms of the practicalities
22:17look we haven't ruled anything out we haven't ruled anything out what the actual problem is
22:21we're dealing with the reservation problem from the last government
22:27oh and this hotel has a 35 approval rating which is good
22:34no need to change the hotel i think that's very popular 35
22:40that's 35 who believe in this hotel
22:46uh mr speaker i'd like to address the opposition
22:59so let's go to our next story um louis thoreau's documentary about the manosphere is making a few
23:04waves uh this week great film i'd like to see some examples of docos that didn't make such a splash
23:10teams if you'd be so kind show me some rejected documentaries please
23:16this is another docu-series on the mushroom murder trial
23:21but this time from the point of view of the mushrooms
23:30two men one kayak the gay of hormuz
23:42siphoning comedian's life force the secret to eternal youth a jeremy corbett story
23:52to all of new zealand i'm just the mad butcher
23:56but when i look in the mirror i'm the sad butcher
24:05dude where's my slippers 24 hours inside the wildest rest home in hamilton
24:15all right one more for you uh this week a hawk's bay pub celebrated celebrated
24:20jacinda ardern's new book by burning it well i've never heard of that happening before
24:24uh but it did intrigue me so i'd like to see some more examples of unlikely things to hear in
24:29a rural pub
24:33yeah good day just the one shandy thanks
24:39yeah sorry you reckon you could turn that sport down my mate's just opening up about his divorce
24:51oh
24:58do
24:59do
24:59do
25:00do
25:00do
25:00do
25:00do
25:05I'm just going to get into them.
25:07Kia ora, I'm Dave.
25:09He, they.
25:16Yeah, shit I've had a few, I might not actually drive.
25:25All right, all right everyone.
25:27Let's just start the night with a karakia.
25:33So, you know, mate, it's a D, like Jacinda, not Jacinta.
25:42Sorry to say that, like Akaroa, there's a bit of oil in the water.
25:45Take a couple of mouthfuls, cos that's stuff worth heaps.
25:48Play the steel drums, everyone. Sit yourselves down.
25:55I say things, they're not always words or sentences.
26:01All right, very good. Top of Kana, thank you, teams.
26:04Team one, you can have the amount paid at an auction
26:06for David Gilmore's guitar used on several of Pink Floyd's best albums.
26:09$24 million.
26:11NZ, not bad for the Black Strat.
26:13Team two, you can have 2,200.
26:15That's the number of live ants a man was attempting to smuggle out of Kenya.
26:20Oh, bloody former Carium market, eh? Too tempting.
26:23Guitars beats ants. Star goes to team one.
26:29All right, two, two, your turn now for the Burgerfuel Brain Grill.
26:33We're going back to 2014, as mentioned.
26:35Sneaker peek.
26:36And tell me, who is this person talking about?
26:38You are incredible.
26:40You are courageous.
26:42You are hardworking.
26:44He's not talking to his box of Viagra, is he?
26:49Speaking to his supporters, that's what he was doing.
26:51That was then Labor leader David Cunliffe,
26:53who valiantly led his party to a glorious silver medal
26:56in the 2014 election.
26:58Lowest election result in MMP history with 25% of the vote.
27:02Ow.
27:02He was the 15th leader of the Labor Party
27:04and the 12th one called David.
27:06All right, let's all take five to towel off
27:08and regather meat here after the break
27:10for the cult classic,
27:11My Kid Could Draw That, right here on Seven Days.
27:23Welcome back to Seven Days, you.
27:25You look good.
27:26Time now to whip out your felts and crayons
27:28for a round of My Kid Could Draw That
27:29where creative children paint their best portraits
27:31of a news event for our critical comedians.
27:34This week, we're headed to Matapō Primary School
27:36on the Teatatu Peninsula.
27:38Thank you for having us, Matapō.
27:39So, let's see how the kids went.
27:41Team one, you are first up.
27:43What has your kid drawn here, please?
27:45My name is Nadia and I go to Matapō Primary School
27:48and this is my picture.
27:50Ooh.
27:52Great picture, Nadia.
27:53Great.
27:54Beautiful use of perspective.
27:56Cubist, almost.
27:57Yeah.
27:58Very textural.
28:00Very textural.
28:01OK, I'm seeing a fruit band.
28:04Seven Days.
28:06Seven Days is there, so clearly a fan of the show.
28:08We've got aisles.
28:10We've got a supermarket.
28:11A band is playing in the supermarket.
28:14They are training fruit to play music in supermarkets.
28:21Yeah, that's the answer, yeah.
28:22Why not?
28:24Yeah.
28:25Because that would be nonsensical.
28:27But let's check with Nadia.
28:28Nadia, what have you drawn, please?
28:29My picture is about supermarkets being the hottest new concert venue.
28:34This is the band and they're all Mexicans and they are all fruit.
28:39Well, most of the fruits and an ice cream.
28:42They're playing Mexicany music because they're Mexicans.
28:46And the name of the group is the Fruity Mexicans.
28:49The strawberry is playing the maracas.
28:53The supermarket is open seven days a week, like the TV show.
28:57What could be better than that?
28:59And this is my picture.
29:03So sweet.
29:05You definitely win right there.
29:06A supermarket in Delaware in the US has started putting on music gigs inside the supermarket
29:11to attract shoppers and apparently is working since introducing the scam.
29:14Customer numbers have nearly doubled.
29:16Wow.
29:17It's a good idea.
29:17Actually, I saw Dave Dobbin performing at our supermarket once, except he was outside and
29:22asking for money.
29:25I said, you're good.
29:26You should form a band with some other dudes.
29:57The rest is history.
29:57Well, it's apparently an agent from Fresh Choice is going to be there.
30:00Yes.
30:02And I was like, who books that?
30:05I'm just stoked because I don't currently hear enough 660 at the supermarket.
30:11I'm trusting Woolworth.
30:13There'll be like one ethnic member of the band and they're like, you have to play in the
30:16international aisle.
30:19Why is there like international tortillas and then like, normal tortillas?
30:27They're just both tortillas though.
30:30Just put them in the tortilla aisle.
30:31All food's international if you're looking about it.
30:34I would be into it though.
30:36Like a little loungy kind of Burt Bacharach.
30:39Yes.
30:40Bossa Nova trio in the corner.
30:42Why don't you buy a little yam?
30:46And then put it in your trolley.
30:49And then you buy another yam.
30:52And then you got two yams.
30:56Cha, cha, cha.
30:57Great.
30:58I go to Countdown a lot.
31:00I've never seen two employees there.
31:06Excuse me, where's the grain of cheese?
31:11Apparently they wanted to get Kurt Cobain but he used the self-checkout back in 1901.
31:21You could use holograms, couldn't you?
31:24For your favourite dip.
31:25You could have, you know, Tupac and Save.
31:26Oh!
31:32N-W-A, but the N-W stands for New World.
31:36Oh, I love a new world with an attitude.
31:41All right, back to Matapau Primary Team 2.
31:44It is your turn.
31:45Tell me what this kid has drawn, please.
31:47My name is Ayla.
31:48I go to Matipo School and this is my picture.
31:52It's a triptych.
31:54It is a triptych.
31:55So we're working in three things here.
31:58Common element, sun and the hot air balloon.
32:00The middle one's a zoom in.
32:03Oh my God, there are people who've fallen out of the hot air balloon.
32:06Yes.
32:07Oh my God.
32:09Oh my God.
32:09Yeah.
32:10I hope this isn't just a horrific air balloon accident that we're covering.
32:15Also, I've just realised, you may not see it, but it says lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick on the
32:19side here.
32:20Which is interesting.
32:21Oh, yeah.
32:21Interesting detail.
32:22The thing you usually hear after people plummet from an air balloon and hit the ground and everyone's, ooh, lick,
32:29lick, lick, lick, lick, lick.
32:31Get a good licking in before those ambos arrive.
32:39OK, so anyway, we've established it's not that.
32:43So what's she carrying?
32:45Looks like kettlebells or something?
32:47In that first one, carrying it in the second one.
32:49Yellow and red car.
32:50And is that like a key and a missile on top of it?
32:56What's going on?
32:57OK, Jeremy, our wonderful artist has successfully drawn every news story from you.
33:05And put it in this beautiful trip pitch.
33:07Yeah.
33:07Pretty confusing.
33:09Isla, can you tell us please what you've drawn?
33:11My picture is about people making butter while running.
33:15In scene one, a girl with bags of cream and salt strapped to her arms.
33:20She's running through the dog park and there are dogs and rabbits looking at her because they like the smell
33:25of the cream and salt.
33:26In the second scene, the girl's running on the road.
33:29As you can see, the dogs and rabbits have kicked the two guys out of the hot air balloons.
33:34Now they're falling and screaming, ah!
33:37When she got home, after all that effort, she couldn't find the butter.
33:42Because all the animals found a way to steal it and now they're licking it.
33:46If I was going to make butter, I would steer clear of all dog parks.
33:51And this is my picture.
33:56I have to be honest, I'll have more questions than answers.
34:03Burn and churn is the theme.
34:05Burn and churn, a new trend where runners make butter by strapping heavy cream with a dash of salt onto
34:09their bodies while they run.
34:11And apparently it actually works, yeah.
34:13Finally, though, I can come home from a long run covered in butter and have an excuse.
34:17So this is good for me.
34:19In terms of creating dairy products while on a run, I'll draw the line at milk and butter.
34:24But as soon as you're making human cheese while running, I want no part of it.
34:27Oh, no.
34:28Unless burn and churn is accurate.
34:31Like clean and jerk, for instance.
34:34You know?
34:35It's a great example of why I do not have a Les Mills membership.
34:40What happened to good old butter churning?
34:43Yeah.
34:43Like that, you know, you're getting a forearm workout, it's teaching your life skills.
34:48Hey, have you found those, have you seen those Tibetan, like, yak butterers?
34:52The ones that do the big turn, the big one?
34:55No.
34:56Mate, you get on that algorithm, you're never coming back.
35:02I'll meet you on a very similar algorithm.
35:07Thanks to our incredible artists, Nadia and Ayla, and to Matapur Primary for having us.
35:11Give them a round of applause.
35:15For points, you can have 16.
35:17Team 1, that's the age of footballer Max Dowman, youngest ever scorer in the English Premier League.
35:22He netted one in Arsenal's two-zip win over Everton.
35:25Team 2, you can have 213.
35:26Record number of tries scored by...
35:29Alex Johnston, yes, Guy.
35:31It's just the whole aggression.
35:34I know, it was quite aggressive, yeah.
35:35But yeah, Alex Johnston, his record led to absolute pandemonium.
35:39The crowd stormed the field.
35:40But that does mean that Team 2 gets a start.
35:42Well done.
35:43Yes.
35:45All righty, I'm hankering to watch some high-quality ads.
35:48You have a high-quality break.
35:49We'll be back soon with Jeremy's special game on Seven Days.
36:01Welcome back, you fine purveyors of fine television.
36:04Perfect timing for a spin of the world's favourite game, Jeremy's special game.
36:09Tonight we're playing Charade the News, already one of my favourites.
36:12I'll give one person from each team a list of things inspired by a news story they must act out
36:16for their teammates to guess.
36:18You'll get it.
36:19All right, this week, the Welsh rugby team won their first game in 1,491 days.
36:24Yeah, a mammoth achievement from a country who stole their name from an animal.
36:28All right, Barney, you'll be acting for Team 1, and your category is places that are also things, like Wales
36:34and Wales.
36:35You've got your cards, Rhys and Brinley.
36:37You'll be guessing your time.
36:38Are you ready, Barney?
36:39Uh-huh.
36:40OK, starts now.
36:41Go.
36:44Bat.
36:44Cape.
36:45Oh, turkey.
36:46Turkey.
36:47Turkey, good.
36:50Chilli, good.
36:51Wow.
36:54Intestines.
36:55Disembowelling.
36:56Disembowelment.
36:57Kill yourself.
36:58Murder.
36:58Oh, blood.
36:59Dying.
37:00Zombie.
37:01Oh, God.
37:06Guts.
37:07Liver failure.
37:07New Zealand.
37:08New Zealand.
37:09New Zealand, I'll give you a clue.
37:10New Zealand.
37:10Oh, Hamilton.
37:14Moving on.
37:15OK.
37:15Next one.
37:18Soap.
37:18Bath.
37:19Yeah, well done.
37:22Perfume.
37:23Cologne.
37:23Yes.
37:24Oh, wow.
37:27Experiment.
37:28Which?
37:29Potion.
37:29Brew.
37:29Cauldron.
37:31Coffee.
37:32Java.
37:34Oh, little boy drinks coffee.
37:36Oh, juice.
37:36Milk.
37:37Ah, crazy.
37:38Oh, it goes crazy.
37:38Sugar rush.
37:39B, energy drink.
37:39Ah, sugar.
37:42Hyper.
37:43What's he putting in there?
37:45Raro.
37:53Raro again?
37:54Tea.
37:55Oh, it's hot.
37:55English breakfast tea.
37:57Oh, salon.
37:58Oh, porcelain.
37:59China.
38:00China's right.
38:02And that is time.
38:04Well done.
38:05Almost a buzzer beater there.
38:08Well done, team one.
38:11Really good, Barney.
38:13Really good.
38:14You got a wonderful six points.
38:15Great work, Barney.
38:16Very good acting.
38:17All right.
38:18It is over to you, team two.
38:19God damn.
38:20Di, you're up for team two.
38:22There are your cards.
38:24The 98th Academy Awards took place in Los Angeles this week.
38:27Your category is the Oscars.
38:29So the Oscars.
38:30That's what you're looking for, team.
38:31Barney, that was controlled, economical amount of movement.
38:35You nailed it.
38:36I'm going to go for a more, sort of, power cable flailing on a wet pavement type.
38:41All right.
38:43In short, confusing.
38:44All right.
38:45Di, your time starts now.
38:47Oscars.
38:48Film.
38:48Free Willy.
38:49Oh, Whale Rider.
38:51No, singing Titanic.
38:52Yes.
38:54Running, running, running.
38:55Oh, Marathon.
38:57Hills.
38:57I'm running, running, running.
38:58Limitless.
38:59I'm running because I'm on pills.
39:00Charriots of Fire.
39:03Fishing and it fell over.
39:05And he's running more because he's, um.
39:09Oh, my God.
39:09Two minutes.
39:10Starscum.
39:10Yeah.
39:12Chocolate.
39:13Huge breasts and a slimmy little waist.
39:16And I'm a model and you better watch out.
39:18Because I've got a dog and I'm driving like a dog.
39:21Legally blind.
39:22Driving Miss Daisy.
39:22And get out, get the keys out and having a barbecue.
39:26Um, just barbeque.
39:27Taxi driver.
39:31Barbeque.
39:32Torn.
39:32Barbeque boobs.
39:34Barbeque.
39:35Barbie?
39:35Barbe.
39:36Oh.
39:39Um.
39:40Yeehaw.
39:42What's that?
39:43Rotten cowboy.
39:44The ugly.
39:46The dog ride.
39:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
39:50Uh, throwback mountain.
39:55Uh, Vantrax.
39:56Yeah, well done.
39:59Wow, a box.
40:01And that's up there.
40:03Oh, um.
40:05E.T.
40:06E.T's correct, yes.
40:08Oh, time.
40:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:15Wow.
40:16You wouldn't believe it.
40:17It is a tie.
40:18Six apiece.
40:20What a pointless game.
40:22I've got one more Burger Fuel Brain Grill for you at home this time.
40:26Have a look at this.
40:27Here it is here.
40:27Here's your one.
40:28You can get a longer look at it up on our socials where you can enter your own caption to
40:31win some Burger Fuel of your own.
40:33All right, let's have one more break and when we come back we'll play captions and find out who's won
40:37my wonderful 450 candle cake.
40:40You'd be crazy to miss it.
40:41See you soon.
40:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:52Oh, welcome back for the last time this episode.
40:56Now we're going to find the winner with a couple of photos these guys need to caption.
40:59It's a game called Caption That.
41:00Team One, you're up first.
41:01What is the caption for this picture from the last seven days?
41:04Wow.
41:05Oh, apartment for rent.
41:07Newly added third bedroom.
41:11Americans are running low on missiles.
41:15Uh, bus driver regrets trying to work from home?
41:19LAUGHTER
41:21You know, they always told me the Wenger bus would come.
41:25LAUGHTER
41:26But I didn't believe them until it was too late.
41:30This is what happens when you don't say, thank you, driver.
41:34LAUGHTER
41:35The driver on the bus says, close your eyes and call your parents.
41:40LAUGHTER
41:42Oh, this is the first draft of 9-11.
41:46LAUGHTER
41:48LAUGHTER
41:48Oh, yeah, hey, like, I love what you're planning, but buses can't fly.
41:54LAUGHTER
41:55There ain't something else that can fly, but they're all busy transporting oil.
41:59LAUGHTER
42:01Hey, great example.
42:02If we were transporting all oil by air, there'd be no spare planes to fly in,
42:06and we would have saved tragedy.
42:08So, hey, laugh about it, mate.
42:10LAUGHTER
42:11LAUGHTER
42:12LAUGHTER
42:14You won't be surprised to hear that it's an art installation of a bus
42:17crashing through an eighth-floor wall.
42:19It's based on the lyrics of a popular Dao Lang song in Chongqing,
42:22and that's in China.
42:23Well done.
42:24All right, team two, your turn now.
42:25Caption this.
42:26In world's first, car flattened by cat.
42:31LAUGHTER
42:33LAUGHTER
42:34That's really good.
42:36So, I've attached an AI rendering for my insurance claim
42:40of what happened to my car.
42:42LAUGHTER
42:44Don't worry, Timmy, Mr Ruffles has gone to the big Wilson car park in the sky.
42:49LAUGHTER
42:50LAUGHTER
42:52A cat always lands on its Fiat.
42:55LAUGHTER
42:57LAUGHTER
43:00Exactly.
43:01There better not be my purrrr-show.
43:04LAUGHTER
43:04LAUGHTER
43:05The caption, I was looking for,
43:07a cat walks amongst tiny cars at a zoo in the park of miniatures
43:10in a town I can't pronounce in Crimea.
43:13Another one for you, team two.
43:14Caption this for me, please.
43:16LAUGHTER
43:17LAUGHTER
43:26Is this photographer says,
43:28can you turn the mirror around so we don't have to see the side with the hole in it?
43:44LAUGHTER
43:45LAUGHTER
43:45Tall Marrow, I love you, Tall Marrow, it's only a day away.
43:54Everyone, here we go.
43:56Tall Marrow, Tall Marrow, I love you, Tall Marrow, you're only a day away.
44:10Give yourselves a round of applause, then.
44:12LAUGHTER
44:14Everybody.
44:15That is a man competing in the giant vegetable competition at Harrogate Autumn Flower Show
44:20in England.
44:21Great round of picture words.
44:22Time to announce tonight's winning team.
44:24Let's go to the star chart and add them up.
44:26Look at that.
44:26Congratulations, team two.
44:30CHEERING
44:34Enjoy that cake.
44:35450th cake made from butter I've earned and churned myself.
44:38Congratulations.
44:39Thank you so much for watching.
44:40We appreciate you.
44:42And we appreciate our comedians.
44:43Please join me in thanking Rhys, Barney, Brinley, Dyer, Angela and Griffiths.
44:47We'll see you in seven days on Seven Days Good Day.
44:49CHEERING
44:54Thanks, Suzanne D'Anair.
44:56And if you don't have diabetes yet, you will.
45:01LAUGHTER
45:03APPLAUSE
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