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00:00:01Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all about knowing fuck all about
00:00:05needs to watch their backs out.
00:00:08So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunks sending prices sky high.
00:00:13Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots.
00:00:17Now you've got your condemnation.
00:00:20Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up.
00:00:23Have we had a national fucking stroke?
00:00:26Or what?
00:00:27Is revolution a word?
00:00:30Or was it never?
00:00:31Anybody watching needs to know we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth.
00:00:37Well, for fuck's sake.
00:00:38We live in Manchester and they charge us for water.
00:00:43I wandered lonely as a cloud making mushrooms rarely fouls green and pleasant land and ancient
00:00:51sire.
00:00:51Fuck is...
00:00:53It's not theirs anymore.
00:00:57This is our England now!
00:01:01Party!
00:01:06Unless you get nicked, married or sectioned, nobody can tell you what to do.
00:01:11I've got three weddings this month.
00:01:13Old mate stepping up, looking tall, being in charge.
00:01:18Fiona was 16 when she took over this family.
00:01:20Debbie was about...
00:01:2111, well...
00:01:2311 or 12.
00:01:25Blip never did, but only because Ian was born knowing about that kind of stuff.
00:01:28I'm 21 and never being asked.
00:01:33Is he sulking?
00:01:34Is he fuck?
00:01:35Who my age gives this up for that?
00:01:38Being the best man is as in charge as I want to be.
00:01:42Mickey this, Mickey that.
00:01:43Mickey who?
00:01:45Mickey food chain ring piece, that's who.
00:01:47I've got nasal sprays, throat sprays, skin like grandmas and I'm wheezing like someone
00:01:53who's got a note for games.
00:01:55That only started the day, exactly the day when they fitted that new boiler.
00:01:59Sunday, I burnt a cake and broke a nail.
00:02:02Two things in one day.
00:02:04Just turn it off.
00:02:05It's freezing.
00:02:06It's summer.
00:02:07It's East Manchester.
00:02:09It can't be fucking a fever.
00:02:11Who's fucking arguing and stop swearing back?
00:02:14Ask her why she won't change the boiler.
00:02:16Nobody else is whinging, cos there's nothing wrong with the boiler, cos the boiler does exactly what a boiler is
00:02:22meant to do.
00:02:23Just like the last one did.
00:02:24Until the gas chap twigged, we piped into next doors and condemned the boiler.
00:02:29And does win it.
00:02:29Have we heard?
00:02:30Are they prosecuting?
00:02:31Nah.
00:02:32Only turns out his wife's one of me best clients, cos she's a total fuck-up.
00:02:36Mum!
00:02:39Mickey!
00:02:42It's me.
00:02:44Or the boiler.
00:02:55Just give us a shout if you need anything, Synth.
00:03:00Back to the early door.
00:03:01Yes?
00:03:02Two secs.
00:03:04Fine gone queue, missus.
00:03:05Who the fuck says a happy wedding, you know?
00:03:08Alright, so the next time there's a funeral we just stick up dead, do we?
00:03:12Get this finished, then sort your kid out.
00:03:14Mickey, full moon.
00:03:16Why?
00:03:16Where?
00:03:16Talking about moving to Sydney, for good.
00:03:19Upstairs.
00:03:28Guess whose mum's chucked me out?
00:03:30Hello?
00:03:31Hello?
00:03:35Hi!
00:03:45What are you doing?
00:04:09Shit!
00:04:26Did you get it out?
00:04:28Yeah, little fuckers. Has Marty gone?
00:04:30Yeah, er, he was in a bit of a rush so he asked me to give you this.
00:04:34Took, erm, two pot snacks, two beans, bigans, crackers. Tea bags. Cheapest.
00:04:41Cheers, Carl.
00:04:45So why'd you say Sydney?
00:04:47I didn't. I let Sitges slip, then flipped it round to Sydney before Karen twigged.
00:04:53Bombay Barca Sitges? Yeah. Cooking him fangs and that.
00:04:56Now, would you know Jedwards?
00:04:59Look, don't start right because things got said.
00:05:03Over a boiler. Are you serious?
00:05:04Boiler? What? You weren't kicked out. Mum doesn't even know you're gone.
00:05:08She's just seen you taking bags out for the bin.
00:05:09Just? Five hours ago and they're not-
00:05:12Bim bags of clothes, see?
00:05:13Mickey, go home. You're sorry. You've calmed down.
00:05:15Fuck off.
00:05:17I'll literally die.
00:05:19I'm 26.
00:05:21You don't flick ears at 26.
00:05:23Right, a couple of nights tops.
00:05:25And for that, you help us cover the bath this wed and do.
00:05:27Sound!
00:05:33Shifting already.
00:05:35Whatever.
00:05:39For fuck's sake!
00:05:45Why didn't you open up?
00:05:46Could have been the filth.
00:05:49Footlifting from Chesney isn't trying to burn his shop down, you mean?
00:05:51They're coming through the window.
00:05:54Well, from a skip outside the youth club.
00:06:01You had company?
00:06:03Not since you were here last.
00:06:10I just wanted you to know, I think it'd be better if you kept your distance.
00:06:14You said last time I saw you.
00:06:16I know, but safer.
00:06:18It might be safer to-
00:06:19Because of Shane?
00:06:19Because of Shane.
00:06:20In case you got the wrong end of the stick.
00:06:22You know what happened last time.
00:06:23I don't want that happening again.
00:06:24It's all just a misunderstanding.
00:06:26It's easily done him being the jealous type.
00:06:28There's nothing to be jealous of.
00:06:29No, but if there had been.
00:06:31Possessive.
00:06:32I think.
00:06:33More than jealous.
00:06:34He's your husband.
00:06:36Yeah.
00:06:38Either way, best if I kept my distance.
00:06:44You okay with that?
00:06:46I have to be.
00:06:51See you then.
00:06:52Yeah, look after yourself and stuff.
00:06:54You too.
00:06:56Bye.
00:06:58Bye.
00:07:31Save your breath.
00:07:32That lot will be over there.
00:07:34You're on the tables for me.
00:07:35But I still get to work.
00:07:36a special t-shirt. What are you going on about, Cynthia? It's a scratch card. You scratch it.
00:07:42But it doesn't say where.
00:07:46Lucky me.
00:07:57There you go, Cynthia. What's the better happen now?
00:08:01A few chromosomes. Left. Left foot. Come on, near the toilets.
00:08:08Oh, well, bastards. Send all you winners to Cheshire pubs, eh?
00:08:12Mr Norman.
00:08:15You can't be helping. It's a couple of stitches. It'll mend.
00:08:20Last one's the word, Frank. What?
00:08:23Who? The woman's poor, you scrubber.
00:08:28So, you know she'd be licking it if I hadn't put the time in. How in God's name is that?
00:08:32Not mine.
00:08:35Go on, 50 each. You know she will. She'll have it on her car plates and point us all window
00:08:40liquor.
00:08:41I made a speech. Me.
00:08:44You said they were posh. I said they had money. Watch him drink.
00:08:491, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6, 7, 6, 7, 6, 6, 7, 7, 6, 7, 7, 6, 7, 7, 7,
00:08:557, 8, 9, 7.
00:09:02Fucking OAPs. Gas and sewer for fucking five rounds of liquor here and fucking sorted out.
00:09:09Batting it like a fucking battle.
00:09:12Cynthia!
00:09:12See ya!
00:09:30More body. That's red.
00:09:33Not gonna get changed.
00:09:34In my family, first thing a bride is when she walks into church, aisle, also, him.
00:09:44Mums!
00:09:46Mums!
00:09:50Mums!
00:09:51Mums!
00:09:52Freeze!
00:09:57Someone get her a big drink on me!
00:10:00That's for later. Someone get her a cardigan, man. She must be about 60.
00:10:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:10:15I'm so fucking sleep tonight. Right, I'll have...
00:10:18What do you say, money bags?
00:10:20One of them. One of them, and two of them.
00:10:25Now, here, here, here, here, here, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, state your name and how you're pleading.
00:10:31Poof!
00:10:32There's a banker, taxpayer, and a little single parent on housing benefit, all sitting around this table with a plate
00:10:40of 12 biscuits split between them.
00:10:43Banker straight in, nabbing the lever of them, straight in the pocket, right, and he turns to the taxpayer and
00:10:49he says,
00:10:49what's that thieving cunk here on your biscuit mat?
00:10:55HE LAUGHS
00:10:56Yeah, and while them two are swapping email addresses, he's having their laptops, you know,
00:11:02Simon's, you know, what is a penalty?
00:11:04What the fuck have you made up to?
00:11:06No.
00:11:08Oh, yeah, it's me.
00:11:13I'd fuck off, Frank, before they eat you.
00:11:27North Manchester police today confirmed that gun crime levels were at their lowest since 1998.
00:11:34Tonight, a pensioner was brutally assaulted in her home in Belvedere Road.
00:11:39Detectives found traces of new green paint close to the crime scene, possibly from footwear,
00:11:45and they urge anyone with information to call their confidential helpline on 08081 570999.
00:11:53Cynthia.
00:11:55Frank.
00:11:58PHONE RINGS
00:12:07Police have this morning confirmed that the pensioner violently assaulted in her home in Belvedere Road is Miss Cynthia Rose
00:12:12Feltz.
00:12:13Miss Feltz was found by a neighbour...
00:12:15...fight crimes like this with zero tolerance. We've done really well...
00:12:19Miss Feltz, who has no next of kin, was thought to have been carrying a large sum of money.
00:12:22PHONE RINGS
00:12:27Here you go, Frank.
00:12:31Cheers, Stafford.
00:12:33Don't forget, facts are new blacks and you'll be laughing with babs.
00:12:37Look at that, I'll walk from here.
00:12:38I've got a medical this afternoon, so...
00:12:41...it'll help if I look fucked.
00:12:44Fuck off, dickhead.
00:12:46Full English when anybody's ready.
00:12:54Who disappeared after Cynthia went home?
00:12:56Everybody, eventually.
00:12:57Frank!
00:12:58You know, and who got refused credit before he left here lagging?
00:13:01Jamie, Frank's a lot of things, but he's not that.
00:13:04Yeah? Well, who tried nicking a scratch card swag before she knew she'd even won it?
00:13:07He left there lagging and catching.
00:13:09Yeah, and then bounced back later, chucking twenties about. Frank.
00:13:13There'll be a lot of things in a dozen bags when I find them nuns.
00:13:15Jamie, speak to him.
00:13:17Don't be giving it that on Facebook because you know nothing.
00:13:19And it's Frank's name on the line.
00:13:22Yeah, and his head.
00:13:24Now, you've never robbed purses.
00:13:25Yeah, well, not since school.
00:13:27No, but certain lines you don't cross.
00:13:28I mean, the poor cow's retarded.
00:13:30And Raspberries is a no-no.
00:13:36Pate!
00:13:37Hmm?
00:13:38Last night, where'd you and Franklin before the jockey?
00:13:40Excuse me.
00:13:41Last night, I went line dancing on my tod.
00:13:44Being ignored and insulted as per usual.
00:13:47Someone said they saw you pulling up in a taxi together laughing your tits off.
00:13:50I was waiting for the last bus from line dancing.
00:13:53Frank rolls up in a taxi.
00:13:55I'm not quick enough, so he drags us in.
00:13:58Couldn't understand a word, the man said.
00:14:00And happy to be with him, only until his money ran out.
00:14:03And I had to buy me own drinks.
00:14:06Then I shot the buffet.
00:14:09So where did his money come from?
00:14:10Well, he wouldn't know, never has.
00:14:13Hence me thinking.
00:14:14It's either fighting or gambling to explain the big spender.
00:14:18But he didn't have a bruise on him, the gimp.
00:14:22Neil Maguire should be banned from ever thinking in pairs.
00:14:25They're lethal.
00:14:25And you'll talk to them then for listening to it.
00:14:27Hey, Kelly, I saw it with me own.
00:14:29I ashamed.
00:14:30Meaning I had to practically stop Frank from nicking a prize card.
00:14:32So?
00:14:33Frank couldn't be pranked.
00:14:34He didn't eat babies.
00:14:35Don't make him a granny bash of Karen.
00:14:37Well, he did leave straight after her.
00:14:38And he was back later, ordering doubles and bubbles.
00:14:40Is it in there?
00:14:41The Cynthia thing off the radio?
00:14:43Kiss it, yeah.
00:14:45Take the freebie.
00:14:54Have you ever seen a barrel scraped so low?
00:14:59Literally can't give them away.
00:15:1035 rent up, 50 deposit.
00:15:13They're keeping the lock because somebody got fucking green paint on it.
00:15:16What?
00:15:23Medics are to resuscitate her in the ambulance.
00:15:27Alright, have her up.
00:15:28Mam, er, Kelsey will run there with Lady Gaga so I haven't locked up.
00:15:32I want this on the streets and round your mates.
00:15:38Mimi McGuire is putting up a grand for the name of the fucker who did this.
00:15:44Are you serious?
00:15:45A grand?
00:15:47You don't even like her.
00:15:59Organising a whip round for Cynthia.
00:16:01Poor Cal.
00:16:02You know, door to door the lot.
00:16:03Because we want everyone chipping into this.
00:16:06Not in here, Frank.
00:16:07I've already got one on.
00:16:12Poor Cal.
00:16:13There's five, ten, you know, till Thursday-ish.
00:16:16Oh, come on!
00:16:22Oh!
00:16:38Fuck, that's my bus fare.
00:16:40I've got a fucking medical which is...
00:16:42Thought you would drive taxes these days, Frank.
00:16:44Wait, eh?
00:16:45Leave it, butch.
00:16:48Yes, Cam?
00:16:49Er, chilli and chips and a vodka tonic.
00:16:52Please keep...
00:16:52Bring it over.
00:16:55Oh!
00:16:56Alright, Frank.
00:16:59Hiya.
00:17:14If they think you are with me, nobody will touch your car.
00:17:17I'm safe.
00:17:26Sorry, Frank.
00:17:27Yours is here, mate.
00:17:30You didn't leave a mobile phone, did you?
00:17:34Er...
00:17:34If it's got credit on it, it's probably mine.
00:17:37You're Cynthia Feltz's employers, is that right?
00:17:40I'd give her a few bob every now and then to keep her busy.
00:17:43But if this is bad...
00:17:44Relax.
00:17:45She proved us all wrong and regained consciousness an hour to her back.
00:17:48She said who?
00:17:49She's not talking yet, but she seems to know where she is.
00:17:52She didn't before.
00:17:54Er...
00:17:55Just meant...
00:17:57Whoa!
00:17:58Just that she didn't before.
00:18:04What's the school, then?
00:18:08What's all these people blanking me, Dad?
00:18:10They're not very keen on what he might have done.
00:18:13As in...?
00:18:15Cynthia.
00:18:18Cynthia's nothing to do with you, is she?
00:18:19Related to that parcel? Fuck off!
00:18:22No.
00:18:23They're kicking.
00:18:25It's just your name keeps surfacing, Frank, and it's not just me.
00:18:28There's others whispering and I'm picking stuff up.
00:18:34Fractured skull.
00:18:35Broken ribs.
00:18:37Fucked up windpipe.
00:18:38Me?
00:18:41I said I was sorry before I asked.
00:18:44Precisely to avoid this getting ugly, Frank.
00:18:48I let you down, didn't I?
00:19:00Who's the girl?
00:19:01Your dad's name's coming up too many times to be guessway, Carl.
00:19:05What, from who?
00:19:06Some you know, some you won't.
00:19:08But too many you want to string him up to ignore.
00:19:11You're not right in the fucking head, are you lot?
00:19:12Watch your mouth, Gallagher!
00:19:14How long have you known him?
00:19:15When has he ever laid into anyone round here?
00:19:17What, discounting his kids?
00:19:18What, you never twatted your own?
00:19:20And if that's an odd, the shit-fick wankers running your van with.
00:19:30Oh!
00:19:31Fucking hell!
00:19:32Hey!
00:19:32Don't shoot me!
00:19:33Get him out!
00:19:36Get him out!
00:19:37Get him out!
00:19:38Get him out!
00:19:40Get him out!
00:19:41Get him out!
00:19:52What are you saying about my dad?
00:19:53Karen McGuire asked me questions I gave honest answers to.
00:19:57Pack your bags and get the fuck out of his house!
00:20:00Carl, I've repeated nothing I didn't see with my own eyes.
00:20:04So where'd he coat of his tits come from?
00:20:06I can tell Gack from gossip.
00:20:08Smells a bit off.
00:20:09We were back in the jockey.
00:20:14I'm on war for him!
00:20:17Off his tits, Carl.
00:20:19I swear!
00:20:25Nobody wants your dad involved in this.
00:20:28But you need to see what we've been looking at, Carl.
00:20:30And people don't speak to me like that.
00:20:32Where?
00:20:33Nowhere, actually.
00:20:34No, where are we going?
00:20:35Apollo side of Hardwick.
00:20:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:43Branson, this is Carl, a good friend and neighbour.
00:20:46Carl, Branson, a colleague every third Sunday.
00:20:49Who?
00:20:49Just show Carl what I saw earlier, Branson.
00:20:53This is Frank dancing outside Panama too.
00:20:56Now Cinnamon Street.
00:20:58It's a bit ropey than I'd like, but...
00:21:02Round that corner's where Cynthia lives, right?
00:21:06And 62 minutes later, coming back this way.
00:21:10Hale in a taxi.
00:21:11Where'd you get the money?
00:21:14I didn't make it up, Carl.
00:21:16His pictures speak for themselves.
00:21:17Your dad's in deep shit.
00:21:22So you're experiencing about two fits a month?
00:21:26Correct.
00:21:27Are you still getting pain down the right side of your neck?
00:21:29Yeah, it's worse if anything.
00:21:31Any falling injuries when you have the fits?
00:21:34No.
00:21:35You're what? Six foot?
00:21:37That's a long way to horizontal without bumps and bruising.
00:21:39I'm mostly on my arse when they strike.
00:21:43So what's this lot?
00:21:45Eh?
00:21:49What the fuck?
00:21:51Well, if you're surprised.
00:21:53I don't know what the wife's gonna think.
00:21:56When you get dressed, you can go.
00:22:27Hey...
00:22:37If you help me shift a bit of furniture for a mate, there's a tenner ready for you.
00:22:40Well, tell him it's twenty or he's had it.
00:22:48No, suck that, not in here.
00:23:02You all right?
00:23:03Walking down the room singing stormy weather
00:23:08At 57 down Pleasant Street
00:23:13Smoke if you want.
00:23:18You can fight the sleep but not the dream
00:23:26Things ain't cooking
00:23:31And I've asked but we can't succeed
00:23:37And she tried to dance but we can't succeed
00:23:44And we tried to dance but we can't succeed
00:23:49And I love you
00:23:52Exceed
00:23:56I got up and sang a top-notch version of that
00:24:00At Manny Holden's pre-trial party
00:24:05We'd been on mushrooms
00:24:06Some of these fucking twisted wife
00:24:08And brewed up for us
00:24:10Just twatted
00:24:14Just totally twatted
00:24:21I couldn't believe me eyes
00:24:24When they played that tape
00:24:26At his wake
00:24:28You know when he copped out at strange waves
00:24:30God
00:24:32Hang on
00:24:33A
00:24:34I can't remember a thing about that night
00:24:38With the mushroom
00:24:38Manning
00:24:39Singing
00:24:40Not just you know
00:24:41As in normal
00:24:42Can
00:24:43You know like
00:24:44Waking up in Fallowfield
00:24:46Between that fat
00:24:47Black spotty bird and a man
00:24:49I mean
00:24:52There on stage
00:24:56My
00:24:57Belting
00:24:59Fix you
00:25:01Out
00:25:04Which still scares me shitless
00:25:07Because B
00:25:10I couldn't sing it sober if I tried
00:25:19I didn't think I was capable
00:25:24If it was you
00:25:27I'd have to wear it from anyone else
00:25:30That'd be us finished
00:25:32Oh
00:25:32You know I don't you
00:25:41And I haven't a fucking clue where I got these
00:25:49What are we gonna do with me cow?
00:25:51If they're to come and fetch you there's three years difference
00:25:55Out of how many?
00:25:57It says five to seven on the web
00:25:58Oh man
00:26:00We
00:26:01Jesus
00:26:03We're
00:26:04I can't
00:26:06I can't
00:26:07I can't
00:26:08I can't
00:26:09I can't do time again cow
00:26:10Not at my age
00:26:13Nobody leaves you alone you know
00:26:14He's gonna fucking
00:26:15He's gonna crucify me
00:26:20He's fucking
00:26:21He's gonna crucify me
00:26:30I can't
00:26:33I can't
00:26:35I can't
00:26:36I can't
00:26:37I can't
00:26:53You can't take a piss without literally gratin' yourself up.
00:26:58And what else is there?
00:27:12Come on, Dad.
00:27:16Come on.
00:27:18I'll come in with you.
00:27:52I'll come in with you.
00:28:00I'm here to have myself in.
00:28:02Commencing interview with Vernon Francis Gallagher on charges of burglary, common theft and causing grievous bodily harm to Mrs Cynthia
00:28:10Feltz.
00:28:10Attending officers D.I. Carroll, D.C. Sheridan with Mr. Ashton Strang from Duty Legal Services representing the defendant.
00:28:19Slept okay, Frank?
00:28:21Not three hours.
00:28:23Hopefully see you through till tea time though, eh?
00:28:26And Sleep's the great healer, so how's that voice coming along?
00:28:29Wrong man or fifth amendment, that's all you're getting because it's all I've got.
00:28:35Forensics rustled a few new words off you, Frank.
00:28:38Scene of crime.
00:28:39DNA.
00:28:41Positive match.
00:28:43Prisoner 1052 Gallagher.
00:28:46Vernon Francis.
00:28:50Get your head down while we proof your press release.
00:28:56Interview terminated 1352.
00:29:14The police today named their prime suspect in the attack on the Beswick pensioner, 76-year-old Cynthia Feltz at
00:29:21her home late Thursday night.
00:29:22Francis Vernon Gallagher.
00:29:24The neighboring chief of the state was formally charged with actual bodily harm and remanded into custody.
00:29:29The magistrates denied his application for bail.
00:29:32Three and four.
00:29:35Question!
00:29:36Where is it?
00:29:37Where is it?
00:29:38Where is it?
00:29:40Where is it?
00:29:41Where is it?
00:29:44The officer in charge of the case, Detective Inspector Clarice Carroll, confirmed police officer...
00:29:50No further leads in connection with the crime at the time of this replute.
00:29:53I need you stop.
00:29:53We're pulling holes in sights.
00:29:55Speak the wrong words, man, and you will get touched.
00:29:57You can get your hold on me against my teammate.
00:30:00I guarantee you it'll be your very last time breathing.
00:30:03Your simple words, just don't move me.
00:30:05Your mind's off, man.
00:30:09Yeah, that's right.
00:30:11If you're gonna chain smoke five in a row, spend a lot more on them.
00:30:15And I'm booking three health and fitness reviews for eight in the morning.
00:30:18Back to your desks.
00:30:27I've just reminded your dad on positive DNA samples.
00:30:33You know he didn't do it.
00:30:36I can tell.
00:30:38If he swears he never set foot in Cynthia Fels' home, how come his DNA was found in her living
00:30:45room?
00:30:46Old lady beaten literally half to death, Carl.
00:31:05Still there!
00:31:07Still there!
00:31:08Carl!
00:31:09Adel's got her next door.
00:31:12They nearly hit us with that.
00:31:15These were local, Carl.
00:31:16My old boyfriend.
00:31:20Ivan X.
00:31:20Works for Novotel.
00:31:23We live here.
00:31:25We've done nothing wrong.
00:31:57You've done nothing wrong with
00:31:57You need to be in the hospital.
00:32:19I started off with a dad.
00:32:22Hey, it's not a soup kitchen. We have a system.
00:32:34Whoa!
00:32:36Ah!
00:32:39Ah!
00:32:40What are you...
00:32:51Where's your kid?
00:32:52What's a your kid?
00:32:53Your kid, Kev.
00:32:54What, I need to speak to Kev now, where is he?
00:32:56Cal, dragging me out in the street looking like life of Brian's mum
00:32:58ISN'T how you ask for a favour?
00:33:00Kelly, if you fuck me about, I'll dump you in a roundabout
00:33:04and I'll set fire to your blanket.
00:33:07Is he Nottingham?
00:33:08But what good's that without a postcode?
00:33:10But where the fuck would I keep a postcode in a blanket?
00:33:13What do you want him for?
00:33:22Well, I'm not walking back.
00:33:25You'll have to go and get me stuff.
00:33:35Tell us she's in big bother for this.
00:33:38Cheapy thing.
00:33:41It's over a year old, I don't know whether...
00:33:43Hello?
00:33:45That's not Veronica, is it?
00:33:47I'm trying to reach Kev Ball.
00:33:48Kevin Ball.
00:33:52And where's work?
00:34:07Yo!
00:34:08Ball!
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:16Before you start, the kids used all the hot water.
00:34:19Kev?
00:34:22Cal?
00:34:23Hey?
00:34:25Cal, get the go.
00:34:26Give him over!
00:34:29That's more Tom Waits.
00:34:30What happened to Tim Man?
00:34:34What's up, Cal?
00:34:37Cal?
00:34:39Cal?
00:34:41Cal?
00:34:42Cal?
00:34:50No!
00:34:57They guys were hanging from!
00:34:59Given their lives as well!
00:35:01Ah!
00:35:10Hi!
00:35:11Oh, hi!
00:35:13Well, there are people, maybe you have all the time.
00:35:17No, he's a ginger bloke.
00:35:29Wow, who's tied you up?
00:35:31Who missed you up?
00:35:33Oi!
00:35:34You all right, Kev?
00:35:36The size of this?
00:35:38Come here.
00:35:42Morning.
00:35:44Wow.
00:35:45Swear to God, right, it's 13th birthday.
00:35:47I sat there thinking, he looked way too weird, so I'm going out closed.
00:35:51No, you actually said it when I couldn't blow my candles out.
00:35:53Only cos they were self-courts.
00:35:56Jesus, Frank, where have they had you, Guantanamo?
00:36:01Sorry, love.
00:36:03Just thinking...
00:36:03Ignore me, it's just me sense of humour.
00:36:06I'm Kev.
00:36:07Patricia.
00:36:09Patty.
00:36:11Whoa!
00:36:13Don't need to ask who your dad is, do I?
00:36:15Stop there.
00:36:16Cos he doesn't.
00:36:21Who?
00:36:22Cynthia Feltz.
00:36:24Dinner lady they sat from St Ted's.
00:36:25Get turning up in a pinny with old knickers on.
00:36:28Little Simph.
00:36:29How old now?
00:36:31Mental age.
00:36:32Barely double figures with the mirror.
00:36:33God bless the specimen.
00:36:36But, 77 is coming Saturday.
00:36:38Who the fuck would try nailing Frank for a stunt like that?
00:36:41Look, I'm right though, aren't I Kev?
00:36:44I remember me and Debs fetching you and my dad buddies and stuff when you were up at him on
00:36:49a job round, something for you though.
00:36:50Um, so's Carl.
00:36:51That's not how I remember it mate.
00:36:52You said on the phone.
00:36:54No, you did.
00:36:54Look, Debbie's kept receipts in him.
00:36:55No, I said on the phone that I'd worked on the house.
00:36:58Yeah, with me dad.
00:36:58Yeah.
00:37:00In his dreams, the bed ridden gonk.
00:37:03He buggered off with half my tools and a brand new stepladder.
00:37:06Which, you know, I was fairly chilled about cos he nicked them from me before and forgot I knew from.
00:37:11So he always tried selling them back to me.
00:37:13Comes around, goes around, you know.
00:37:15I only went out of Fuzzy Feltz cos the cheeky twat was giving it all city and guilds.
00:37:19Trying to sting her for 200 quid plus petrol.
00:37:22No fucking car anyway.
00:37:24Would you like me swearing on it?
00:37:26Phrase it how you like, as long as I'm getting the truth.
00:37:29You know, I ain't the truth.
00:37:31It took me over a week to make it even liveable for her.
00:37:35So, Frank Gallagher was physically inside Cynthia Feltz's living room when you were present and clearly able to identify him?
00:37:42I know, we should have got five years for that.
00:37:48Look, even if Frank did this,
00:37:51He just didn't.
00:38:03Here we go, JJ, mate.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12I looked her right in the eye till I knew she believed every word I said.
00:38:17But you know what else?
00:38:19It don't count for a fucking bane.
00:38:21Because they've still got witnesses to the scratchcard stunt, CCTV of him round her patch that night,
00:38:26and every fucker in the jockey seeing him flashing big cash at the bar.
00:38:31You couldn't be more fucker.
00:38:34You couldn't be more fucker.
00:38:43You wanted to see me, Frank?
00:38:51Frank.
00:38:52Frank.
00:38:53Come on.
00:38:56Nobody in my team wants to nail the wrong bloke.
00:38:59Just for public opinion brownie points.
00:39:15They think you're concealing evidence.
00:39:18I know who you are.
00:39:27I did walk her out, and that was after her winnings.
00:39:36My turn.
00:39:38I caught her up after she'd left the jockey.
00:39:42On our secret telly.
00:39:44Tinker Taylor, Tommy Cooper, Blue Remember Dills, Ronnie Barker, Edge of Darkness,
00:39:49Pans people flashing the clouds to diamonds and pearls.
00:39:52And?
00:39:55Pearls.
00:39:56Oh, I thought we were going to say Follyfoot Farm.
00:39:59Why the fuck was I?
00:40:01I don't know I like it.
00:40:02But then you can fucking watch it, then, can't you?
00:40:04Look, it's like I said.
00:40:05I'll get my own telly, right?
00:40:07And you can sub me till an election.
00:40:11The election.
00:40:12Ask Cynthia properly.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:18Oh, fuck it.
00:40:18I can't do this.
00:40:20Just tell Cynthia to get back in her box, the silly old slop rag.
00:40:24Grant it.
00:40:31Go on.
00:40:34If it gets any clearer, I'll be topping meself.
00:40:50There's a monkey on the back.
00:40:53There's a monkey on the back.
00:40:57There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:01There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:04There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:07There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:08There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:08There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:08There's a monkey on the back.
00:41:08There's a young old bear
00:41:12There's a monkey on the bear
00:41:16There's a tough one
00:41:23What?
00:41:27Tell us something about the Frank thing, Meely
00:41:29Care-fucking-ball
00:41:31You owe me 30 quid for weed and six years of interest
00:41:34What?
00:41:35Twice, you thieving scouse bastard
00:41:37Pint?
00:41:38Yes, yes
00:41:39You lived here years before me
00:41:41Frank Gallagher, come on
00:41:44He hasn't given us one line of defence
00:41:46We shouldn't need to, me and me
00:41:48Plus I worked here seven years
00:41:49Never paid scratch card prize money in 20s
00:41:52Because before midnight some of them can still count to five
00:41:55Ten tens, count three out before the part one and there
00:41:59You know what I mean?
00:42:01Plus Frank was paying in 20s, wasn't it?
00:42:02Is this on the house?
00:42:04You all right, Munro? How's it going?
00:42:06Actually, I was in the shower this morning going, things are looking...
00:42:10You know where everything looks more colourful?
00:42:14If Shane's laid a finger on you, now is the time to say
00:42:16What? No, give over?
00:42:17Not twice with oven gloves, cos I'd blow him off if he did
00:42:21So that's a man B
00:42:26Marty
00:42:30Marty
00:42:31Are you stuffing crack up your crack, Kel?
00:42:35Marty, it's me, Kev
00:42:38Marty
00:42:40Leonard, did you get it for us?
00:42:42Marty, Marty
00:42:43Er, no, hang on, hang on
00:42:45Hey Ben
00:42:46All right
00:42:46Tell him, do you want the best?
00:42:50Ta, right, go on
00:42:55Brilliant
00:43:01Tell him, thanks for the collection
00:43:04Erm
00:43:05And
00:43:06Jamie
00:43:07How are you, sir?
00:43:08For the biscuits and fruit and stuff
00:43:10It's Saturday's tokens
00:43:11The only person drinking flip-flops was Pater
00:43:13The only person paying was Frank
00:43:16He spent way more than Cynthia lost
00:43:18And between them, he spent more than that on scratch cards
00:43:21Well, he couldn't have gone under her floorboards for more
00:43:23Plus
00:43:24We paid her in tens
00:43:28Frank was blowing twenties
00:43:30Now then, I'll have one of them
00:43:33It won't her money
00:43:35Karen
00:43:42Yeah
00:43:43Can you come and look at something for us?
00:43:46Erm
00:43:47Here's works
00:43:49The last
00:43:49And
00:43:50The last
00:43:53And
00:43:53They made me look
00:43:55Absolute
00:43:56Jumping down here
00:43:57Oh!
00:43:58Oh!
00:44:02Did you leave that in on purpose?
00:44:03I can make her do it
00:44:05Why didn't you show me this yesterday?
00:44:07No, this is different
00:44:08Do you remember, erm
00:44:09Jodie Garcia?
00:44:10Yeah
00:44:11Yeah, she's pie all the time
00:44:13Tell me about it
00:44:14When I get hold of her number
00:44:15First thing I ask is
00:44:16When are you due?
00:44:18What were you bringing her for?
00:44:19Well, she was in the queue for Panama 2
00:44:22And got Frank on her phone
00:44:24He wasn't jigging on his own
00:44:25Look
00:44:28I haven't a clue who it is
00:44:30Have you?
00:44:31No
00:44:31One of the Macreadys is dealing that batch
00:44:36That screwbag Macreadie
00:44:38He's bungled something into Frank's pocket
00:44:40And it isn't fucking cast as sugar
00:44:43Which is a lot more believable as to where Frank got his hands in that kind of turnover
00:44:46Is he working for growbag?
00:44:49Grow up
00:44:51Afghans wouldn't let Frank run drugs for him
00:44:56Do you know a growbag?
00:44:59Growbag Macreadie?
00:45:01I wasn't secure with him, why?
00:45:04Watch this
00:45:08Why is this good news?
00:45:10Cos look
00:45:10He's slipping coke in me dad's pocket
00:45:12Mother let's take it in to show him
00:45:14Holy fuck
00:45:16You can't let the police get hold of this
00:45:18They'll string him up
00:45:19Frank has to see
00:45:20Or we'll be here till the Olympics
00:45:22What the hell I'm in
00:45:45Kev Ball
00:45:47Your hair looks good
00:45:50What are you doing?
00:45:51Fucking Harmony Esprit
00:45:53Sheriff of fucking Nottingham
00:45:57Listen Frank
00:45:58In a sec
00:46:00Not now
00:46:02Hayden's gonna open his jacket and show you what's underneath
00:46:05Well you got a bit of weed
00:46:06Just drop it by me shoe
00:46:07Drop it
00:46:08No dad
00:46:09The nipple
00:46:11What?
00:46:20What?
00:46:23Ah you fucking thing
00:46:24Yes
00:46:26Yes
00:46:26Yes
00:46:27Yes
00:46:30Growbag
00:46:31It's growbag
00:46:32Yeah we know but growbag
00:46:34What?
00:46:35He was there
00:46:36Dance
00:46:37Eh
00:46:38They can keep
00:46:39Fucking dancing Frank
00:46:41I will cut your throat here and now
00:46:43What?
00:46:44There's a drink in this for you
00:46:45Just something I need you to look after for me for a couple of minutes
00:46:48Five hours
00:46:48Cheers Grover
00:46:49Don't look round
00:46:50Cops are milking you over time like chilli and fucking miners
00:46:54Don't look
00:46:55You start walking
00:46:56You go straight to the Irish club
00:46:59I'm on an errand
00:47:01You go straight to the Irish club
00:47:03You know I meant to be walking her home
00:47:06You go straight to the Irish club
00:47:09And you stay fucking put till I turn up
00:47:12You don't sell it
00:47:13You don't take it
00:47:15You keep it safe
00:47:17Eleven o'clock
00:47:19With the coke
00:47:20With the dog
00:47:21But she won't be able to find a way
00:47:24If
00:47:25What dog
00:47:27Mad
00:47:27Fucking Nazi mutt trying to haunt me senseless
00:47:32But I must have got to the Irish club as instructed
00:47:36I'm going to grow back when you're ready
00:47:39Whoa
00:47:40Oh shit
00:47:41What the fuck
00:47:41Sorry begging you pardon for instance
00:47:43Oh
00:47:44Hey
00:47:45Oh
00:47:45What was it
00:47:47But I've got amazing
00:47:49So what happened with the other drugs
00:47:51Well no surprise there
00:47:53I can't fucking remember
00:47:54But I must have had the house to shift a few bags to pay for the cabaret
00:47:58So
00:48:00Hey
00:48:01I'm not the dumb fuck that everybody makes out
00:48:03Hey
00:48:04Hey
00:48:04Hey
00:48:05Well
00:48:06Done a bit Mandela there
00:48:08You know
00:48:08Hey
00:48:09Hey
00:48:10Hey
00:48:11And I get me money today
00:48:12So
00:48:13Skunk for tea
00:48:18Frank
00:48:20If you didn't walk Cynthia at home
00:48:22Who did
00:48:22Come on grandma let's have you
00:48:24Where's he gone again
00:48:26Keep smiling sweetheart
00:48:28Just walk and keep smiling all right
00:48:31Good girl
00:48:33Mushroom
00:48:34Get her home
00:48:37Get her home
00:48:47Oh
00:48:48Fucking hell
00:48:50Put her back
00:48:51I wasn't would I
00:48:52I wasn't would I
00:48:54What
00:48:55Why would
00:48:56How would I
00:48:57They'd be in a McCready
00:48:58You know
00:48:59Frankly Frank
00:49:00It's a bit late for that
00:49:01No seriously
00:49:01It's fact
00:49:02Don't
00:49:02I know
00:49:02I know
00:49:03If you've heard all that
00:49:05You know Frank's not in the running for this
00:49:07I want it in a written statement
00:49:08No
00:49:08No
00:49:09That's your news Frank
00:49:10If you don't
00:49:11I'll let you go
00:49:12And you can take your chances with growbag
00:49:13Don't dad seriously
00:49:14No way
00:49:16Eh
00:49:18All right
00:49:20You testify in both investigations
00:49:23Mrs. Feltz
00:49:24Vince McCready
00:49:25Who
00:49:25Growbag
00:49:26Which guarantees you full privileges
00:49:28Of the official witness protection programme
00:49:32You've no other option Frank
00:49:33Don't do it mate
00:50:03He's out
00:50:11What time do you call this
00:50:16I've been in a coma 10 hours
00:50:18You've been knocked out for 10 minutes
00:50:20The rest you slept through
00:50:21Some Mary's if it makes any difference
00:50:23All right
00:50:24Police guards and shit
00:50:27We're here
00:50:27And
00:50:28Are we on full expenses for
00:50:31What or not
00:50:32You know witness thingy
00:50:34Frank
00:50:35Fuck off
00:50:35Since she's done with your stitches
00:50:37You're on your own
00:50:38Oh fuck
00:50:39They'll shred me
00:50:40They'll fucking shred me
00:50:42Preventing that is totally within your power
00:50:44Give me a supportable statement
00:50:47I'll get CPS to grant you protected status
00:50:51Either way
00:50:51You're going somewhere
00:50:52You've never been
00:50:53So don't forget your toothbrush
00:50:54A Frank
00:51:02Any chance of a notch chubby chops
00:51:11All right
00:51:12I give you a phrase
00:51:13You give me the name of the book
00:51:15Bright Eyes
00:51:18Most hearted
00:51:19I've no courage so
00:51:21I'll give you an extra only engraver
00:51:22All right
00:51:28Pass us an only engraver Frank
00:51:35Who said in which film
00:51:37Please sir
00:51:38Can I have some more
00:51:39Bobby Sands
00:51:40Jamie
00:51:43Take over Paxman
00:51:45How'd you get here
00:51:46Through Highgrove Park
00:51:48Right and he should fit
00:51:49Fuck off
00:51:50They're mine
00:51:50That is going nowhere near him
00:51:52Oi
00:51:52This is all down
00:51:53You shamrock gobshites
00:51:55At least show me
00:51:56As protection
00:51:56V-bar
00:51:57And sustenance
00:51:58Well he's not kicking me out of the tramp
00:52:00This is the first place
00:52:01The McCreed is all wrong
00:52:09Fucking hell
00:52:10That's time I've been dead a while
00:52:11Right Frank in the shower
00:52:13For fuck's sake
00:52:13I'll stick some of me dad's clothes
00:52:15Outside the door
00:52:16And Frank
00:52:16Can I just say something
00:52:17While we're all in one room here
00:52:19We're all genuinely gutted
00:52:21About the room
00:52:22And brainless little bullshit
00:52:24But I'm telling you Frank
00:52:25If you had done it
00:52:26You'd be lucky to be alive
00:52:27We were only wrong about you
00:52:29Decking a retarded pensioner
00:52:30But that's cause you were elsewhere
00:52:32Mewling gap for a reptile
00:52:34Who's gear you spunked
00:52:35And never paid for
00:52:35But
00:52:37Never once
00:52:38Was I fingering you
00:52:40That was Geoffrey and Bungley
00:52:41Fuck off
00:52:42What's your face is
00:52:44You've got to have you
00:52:47What is Moan for
00:52:47How so
00:52:49They did
00:52:49Open the fucking door
00:52:53Get this fucking door
00:52:55Get the fucking door out
00:52:59Open the fucking door
00:53:01Open the fucking door
00:53:11Where's Frank?
00:53:13The creedies are on the way.
00:53:14Frank's only dead if he's lucky, I'm telling you.
00:53:17Get him out of the bath.
00:53:17Give me your car keys, I'll disappear, Frank.
00:53:20Quicker than that!
00:53:24Frank, come on! Where the fuck are you taking me now?
00:53:28Get him in!
00:53:30In!
00:53:31It's a fucking rock, Gavin.
00:53:41Just give us enough for a holiday in there.
00:53:44Who do you think you are?
00:53:45Says the project.
00:54:03Relax, he's a Muslim.
00:54:05Nah, Ches, come on, man. This is bad timing, mate.
00:54:14Can we chill out?
00:54:15Ches, seriously, I can't make it. I've got Patty and Stella out there.
00:54:18Where do they belong?
00:54:19The tramps.
00:54:21I like that.
00:54:23She's teaching your Stella Paddy rebel songs, you know.
00:54:26Will you do that? It's fucking Guantanamo.
00:54:33Scared to go out?
00:54:35I'm not surprised, but that's scraggy old turnip.
00:54:37Hey.
00:54:40Can I say turnip?
00:54:41Fuck yeah!
00:54:43Look, hey, stay in your cot. Two sets.
00:54:56Where is he?
00:54:58Well, he is, yeah.
00:55:00These won't last two minutes.
00:55:03I thought you were at home.
00:55:06Well, can I get a test, please?
00:55:17I think she'll like that, though.
00:55:19It'll be nice, won't it?
00:55:20Yeah.
00:55:25You couldn't split a fiver for the slot machines, could you?
00:55:28Yeah.
00:55:29How are ya?
00:55:31Hello again.
00:55:33Wow, what a coincidence.
00:55:36You and the mudgie daddy's there!
00:55:39The jihadists.
00:55:41You had them all sitting about in your kitchen, fucking singing.
00:55:45Songs you couldn't even remember.
00:55:47Name one, any fucking one.
00:55:49Look, I knew plenty of songs.
00:55:51Just mixed all the words up.
00:55:53Hey.
00:55:54They've stopped texting.
00:55:57What have I done?
00:55:59You serious?
00:56:01Thought you said they scared you shitless?
00:56:03You said they were lethal.
00:56:05Yeah, they are.
00:56:08All they wanted from me was bulk jamming dodgers at less than cost.
00:56:13Told them to fuck right off.
00:56:15Yes, lad.
00:56:16Standard.
00:56:17I know, but look at all this bleach I'm stuck with.
00:56:23And who else round there bought his bleach?
00:56:28Fuck you, no.
00:56:31So where's the helmet?
00:56:33Hmm?
00:56:34Chat's worth it here, it's five A roads.
00:56:37Taxi.
00:56:39Did it see me?
00:56:40It was, yeah.
00:56:43Jump, or justice?
00:56:47Well, I've had a couple of pervy accidents thinking about the first, you know, when we met.
00:56:55But hey, no, you know, I'm no threat cos I'm happily married.
00:56:58Or I'm happily married cos I'm no threat.
00:57:01Fuck it, you know what I mean.
00:57:02Hey, just for the record, I'm no pussy-gimp Eva.
00:57:05But, you know, cheers anyway, how are you?
00:57:08I'm good.
00:57:09You're being a bit thick about Frank.
00:57:11No offence.
00:57:14Well, whatever happens,
00:57:16he's rattling like a vibrator in a biscuit tin, poor tramp.
00:57:21He's had it with your lot if he doesn't make a statement against Mushroom.
00:57:25Grow bags it list if he does.
00:57:28I don't need to do anything with Frank except wait for him to fall into prison.
00:57:32And why are your lads still out looking?
00:57:35For reasons I can't disclose, and in the public's best interest, I want action sooner than later, yeah.
00:57:41We could sort this out if you stop being greedy.
00:57:45The fuck do you think you're talking to?
00:57:46Wow.
00:57:48That's just give me a semi.
00:57:53You can call a grow bag any time.
00:57:55You wanna flash your tits upstairs,
00:57:57bagging Mushroom for attempted murder and a drug swoop?
00:58:00Yeah, they're gonna love you upstairs, but I'm begging you, don't orphan Cal.
00:58:05Being in charge is crippling the lad,
00:58:08whose dad, we all know, is innocent.
00:58:11Please.
00:58:13I'm begging you.
00:58:16Begging one.
00:58:17McCready is more than enough to flash tits for your James Andertons.
00:58:26What's grow bags thoughts on that?
00:58:29You've nothing without grow bag.
00:58:31And if he can't hand his brother over, which he won't, you've nothing.
00:58:37You fuck all without Frank.
00:58:44I can trust you.
00:58:46Where's Frank?
00:58:49I don't know how you could have missed him.
00:58:54Oh, you two-faced useless little twat.
00:58:58It was me, Frank.
00:58:59Kev did that.
00:58:59No, no, I want the full Miranda in front of witnesses.
00:59:02Every word you can fuck off.
00:59:03I'm sticky.
00:59:04You're not being arrested, you thick, stinking dicks.
00:59:06What'd this look like, then?
00:59:10Easy.
00:59:10A fucking terrorist.
00:59:13Crowing thrice, you ginger-eared-hanging basket.
00:59:16I've got me reason.
00:59:17Well, I hope you choke on me.
00:59:19Outside, now.
00:59:29If you're banging her, I'll bruise you, Kev.
00:59:32Get it myself.
00:59:33Oi!
00:59:34You have, aren't you?
00:59:34No!
00:59:35Look at me.
00:59:36Let's go, son.
00:59:37Don't cross me out.
00:59:40Oi!
00:59:41I let her watch me have a wank in the back of the car and she let me come on
00:59:44her...
00:59:44...foot.
00:59:44Barefoot.
00:59:45Well, that's all.
00:59:46I could have had the lot.
00:59:47But no.
00:59:49Oh!
00:59:59He's on his own down here, Pat.
01:00:00How is that safer?
01:00:01Oi!
01:00:02Believe me, he's safe with her if this goes wrong.
01:00:06Look, Mimi, right, has got us an appointment with Growbag in a couple of hours.
01:00:11Growbag's gonna have to let Mushroom go.
01:00:13You're not serious?
01:00:14Frank nails Mushroom in a statement because, well, come on, he has to.
01:00:17But he doesn't have to testify against Growbag, which is good news.
01:00:20That's exactly where we started!
01:00:21Except now, we've got information that Growbag seriously needs to hear.
01:00:25How, where, when.
01:00:26The police are planning their big raid on his patch.
01:00:29How?
01:00:29How did we know that?
01:00:30From her!
01:00:31Jesus!
01:00:32Come here!
01:00:33She's got reasons, apparently.
01:00:37No, no, no!
01:00:38Carl, you're not coming!
01:00:39I've been talking to dealers since I was in year three.
01:00:41Not one's connected with three murders that we know of.
01:00:44Carl, if shit's going round about your dad, and it will, and you hit the ceiling and it
01:00:49all kicks off, we're gonna end up buried under a scrapyard somewhere.
01:00:52Right, and if you come back saying, I did my best but it's a no, then Kev, I'll blame
01:00:56you.
01:00:58Shift it in the car, he's fetched us forwards an hour.
01:01:02How much you're ordering and what's your best price?
01:01:08What, Mamie, right?
01:01:09There's been a change in plan.
01:01:11Fuck off!
01:01:12That's looking at five to seven if Growbag done to her naked, isn't it?
01:01:15He worships his little brother.
01:01:17Then we'll have to persuade him.
01:01:18No!
01:01:19Fuck off!
01:01:19He'll have your necks on a buddy.
01:01:23Mamie, you can't just change your mind.
01:01:25We've arranged everything.
01:01:27What, Carl?
01:01:28You're not going to look so Buxmuth this gets round, are you?
01:01:30Ooh!
01:01:31Mamaguire's lost the bottle.
01:01:33What's that going to cost you?
01:01:34Shut your yap!
01:01:35I'm going!
01:01:36Things have been a lot quiet around here since you and Hindley fucked off.
01:01:41Right, I'll meet you on the corner of Springhill.
01:01:43Hey, and it's just me and Mimi doing the talking.
01:01:45Promise, kidder.
01:01:46Promise!
01:02:06I'm going to get out of here.
01:02:08Quiet around here without me, is it?
01:02:12I'm one of your own, you.
01:02:13You daft twats!
01:02:16Fuck!
01:02:21Come on, Carl.
01:02:23Come on!
01:02:28I was seeing her home and, yeah, you know, kadget, but no harm intended.
01:02:32And I walked it as far as Panama 2's.
01:02:36Yeah?
01:02:49Me getting to the Irish club's gone tits up.
01:02:52Say again, what went wrong?
01:02:53Me, the bike. No cars with four wheels or without a body in the fucking boot.
01:02:58Help!
01:02:59Second right, then second left.
01:03:01No, wait.
01:03:03One, two, three.
01:03:05Did I say two? So then it's three.
01:03:08Is it?
01:03:09Where's your thingy, you woman?
01:03:11He got robbed second or third.
01:03:13We might need to get our shame to fix it up with a cheapish one on me.
01:03:16We might anyway. Two or three.
01:03:19Who'd need more than one fucking turnings?
01:03:21Second or third?
01:03:23Third!
01:03:24Third!
01:03:31And where's Kev?
01:03:35Ten round, Carl.
01:03:38Fucking ten round!
01:03:47All right.
01:03:49All right.
01:04:10Clinic, do you mind?
01:04:11My daughter's fucking dancing.
01:04:13Oh, fuck off!
01:04:15Double vodka and a shot of martini.
01:04:17Snacks, if you want.
01:04:26Undo the wheel nuts.
01:04:29What's happening now?
01:04:31Kev kicking off?
01:04:41How's it hanging?
01:04:43DIY our way.
01:04:47That's undercover.
01:04:49I'm Jeremy fucking Beadle.
01:04:52Who've you brought?
01:04:53No one.
01:04:57I'm here because I realise your other meeting's pointless without me.
01:05:02Mimi, Carl, Kev Ball.
01:05:05When you hear what we've got to say, you'll regret all your threats.
01:05:13Private.
01:05:28You brainless two-faced cow, what you's doing here?
01:05:31What did I tell you?
01:05:32A filthy ten-incher and a scarce.
01:05:36None of us wants any of this overheard, least of all you.
01:05:45This bit can only come from you, mate. Come on.
01:05:54Cynthia.
01:05:55I had nothing to do with that.
01:05:57Your mushroom did?
01:06:00Mushroom's never met Cynthia.
01:06:02Never been near her house.
01:06:04Attempted murder and rape.
01:06:06Oh, my God.
01:06:08Since when?
01:06:10Her first question after surgery was, am I pregnant?
01:06:17It all came up on footage, this.
01:06:19Been tracking my dad's movements since when...
01:06:23that night.
01:06:27Not a word from Frank offered or necessary.
01:06:31I give you information to avoid imminent raid or raids by the Drug Squad.
01:06:36We let this one go.
01:06:38Oui.
01:06:39You're not Drug Squad.
01:06:42Unlike your ex.
01:06:44Gus Carroll.
01:06:46How is their new baby?
01:06:49Hazel eyes, feeding issues, astigmatism, two christenings and pyloric stenosis.
01:06:56He emails.
01:06:58Carl, talk to him.
01:07:02Before we go, from...
01:07:06From finger.
01:07:07You get the dates of two planned drug raids on the table from joint south and east divisions.
01:07:11When?
01:07:12Today, for all you know.
01:07:14It's not today.
01:07:15You've still time to shift out, but if it ain't soon, you'll be leaving your shop behind.
01:07:20Plus, she cancelled my dad's debts.
01:07:23Get a job.
01:07:25That's two and a half grand Frank lost me.
01:07:27Your dead dog tried bumming him and the shit went all over the shop.
01:07:30Did she?
01:07:31We have got a 14 million to one DNA match for your brother.
01:07:35Forensic matches of green paint from here.
01:07:38And witness ID from Cynthia if we need it.
01:07:41But she really doesn't deserve that stress.
01:07:45He did grow back. He kicked the fuck out of her.
01:07:51You've still got time.
01:08:01Where's our Mushroom?
01:08:05Keep him there.
01:08:08Plus...
01:08:10I need town transport.
01:08:12Not you driving.
01:08:18Mushroom stays with me.
01:08:21Nobody fetches him.
01:08:23I'll bring him in.
01:08:26Can I?
01:08:27With a lawyer?
01:08:30And you.
01:08:33You tell Frank.
01:08:36His slate's clean.
01:08:38Once he's done three 40-hour weeks on the family stalls.
01:09:10I'm here to ask a favour.
01:09:12Actually, you owe me big time so I'm calling the favour in.
01:09:16Ricky needs a place to stay so I said he can stop here.
01:09:19That's good of you.
01:09:20You could do with the company.
01:09:21I've got enough company.
01:09:22Are you coming round every two minutes telling me we can't see each other?
01:09:24Hiya.
01:09:26Kel said you wouldn't mind.
01:09:28You could do with the company.
01:09:29No problem, Mickey.
01:09:30Me shit all.
01:09:31Less food shit all.
01:09:32Told you you wouldn't mind.
01:09:35Mickey could help with the bills.
01:09:36Such as they are.
01:09:38Such as they are.
01:09:38And I can grab some stuff from me mams, you know, make it a bit more comfy and stuff.
01:09:41Like a hoover.
01:09:42Fumigation kit.
01:09:45You'll have a great time here.
01:09:47Are you sure you don't mind?
01:09:48Like she said.
01:09:49Kelly said.
01:09:51Do the company.
01:09:53Lonely on me own.
01:09:58Ladies and gentlemen.
01:09:59The moment you've all been waiting for.
01:10:01The man you've all been waiting for.
01:10:04The man you all fucking fought to.
01:10:06So dig deep or you're going to get some looks.
01:10:08No, don't no.
01:10:11Frank Gallagher.
01:10:13Yeah!
01:10:15That's what she's there!
01:10:17No!
01:10:18Freedom!
01:10:19Fucking Daniel Day-Lewis.
01:10:21Fucking what?
01:10:25You know, the stillborn ultimatum.
01:10:28Crossing the line now, Swampy.
01:10:30Oh, come on.
01:10:30Well, where were you, Skywalker?
01:10:32Third-party voyeurism.
01:10:34Bombing about in a car.
01:10:36You probably couldn't afford if you...
01:10:37Oh!
01:10:38Oh!
01:10:40Gal.
01:10:41Oh, yes, yes, yes.
01:10:43Well done, mate.
01:10:45Yeah.
01:10:47You know what you are to me, my lovely...
01:10:50Hurry, Al.
01:10:51Oh, come on.
01:10:52A total cunt.
01:10:53Come on.
01:10:53Oh!
01:10:54Drink on me.
01:10:56Butch.
01:10:57Drink for the offspring.
01:10:59Son of the father.
01:11:00Oh, Butch.
01:11:01Forget it.
01:11:02This boy's staying dry as a bone here.
01:11:04Give me care back to Nattingham.
01:11:05Oh!
01:11:05Are you...
01:11:06Are you moving, Jeff?
01:11:07Cake?
01:11:09Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Miss Cynthia Felt!
01:11:17Here's the Zara.
01:11:19Here's the Zara.
01:11:20Here's the Zara.
01:11:21Here's the Zara.
01:11:21Here's my little lover.
01:11:22My own personal upple dick.
01:11:25Pick off, you stink of desol and shit.
01:11:28Desol and shit!
01:11:29Yeah.
01:11:30So keep your distance fuzzy felt.
01:11:32No.
01:11:33They have to share a bit.
01:11:35Oh!
01:11:36Everybody's eating.
01:11:38Where's your purse, by the way?
01:11:42Someone want to clue her in about Double Jeopardy.
01:11:45Oh!
01:11:45Yeah!
01:11:52Fiona was 16 when she took over this family.
01:11:55Debbie was about...
01:11:5611.
01:11:57Well...
01:11:5811 or 12.
01:11:59Lip never did.
01:12:00But only cos Ian was born knowing about that kind of stuff.
01:12:03I'm 21.
01:12:04I'd never be daft.
01:12:17You know what's really true?
01:12:20And what's to be admired, Carla?
01:12:23You've never hurt anybody in your life, obviously.
01:12:25Of course I fucking have.
01:12:26You kidding?
01:12:28Welsh Taffy went to bust his bollocks.
01:12:30Spent a fortnight in Ospo.
01:12:31Ask anybody.
01:12:33Yeah, and that's cos he threatened you on Debbie
01:12:34and you wanted to hurt him back.
01:12:36Sure, you've never hurt anybody first, have you?
01:12:38Don't think I wouldn't want to.
01:12:45You should be really proud of that.
01:12:46Cut out your puff!
01:12:52Neither of us wants to hear me say this.
01:12:57Give your dad to thank for that.
01:13:04Oif!
01:13:05Oi!
01:13:06To the airbag next you prick.
01:13:11Oi!
01:13:12Little shit!
01:13:14Sorry, no.
01:13:14It's too fucking funny.
01:13:17Oh, no.
01:13:23No!
01:13:27We've got to do another owner!
01:13:37When people like your mum disappear, it's because they don't want to be found.
01:13:40Tell me, you mum, bitch! Where's mum?
01:13:42Friends that bruise together stay together.
01:13:47She's already out. Sorry, mate.
01:13:49If I took him back, I'd be on the streets and shooting up these days.
01:13:53Billy is Scylla's dad.
01:13:54I mean, you're shocked a 14-year-old.
01:13:56Mum, tell her you're not a pedo. Are you?
01:13:58He's back. He wants access to Scylla.
01:14:01Everything's perfect as it is.
01:14:03Can you get off and go, please?
01:14:06What's the matter? I'm not gay.
01:14:29If you aren't yet I'm��ink Meow.
01:14:30And dark night, girl.
01:14:38Herخ Н493.
01:14:40He wants to know.
01:14:41You don't even want to not be black.
01:14:42I love you.
01:14:43I'm Lesley.
01:14:44You and I can get lost.
01:14:50want to cross by heaven. Well funkxers love hamperers
01:14:53now. When you with me, you can get
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