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Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 9 Episode 1
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00:00The bond that Nikki and I have even stronger.
00:02Yeah, it's a hit.
00:03Happy 15 days. Let's go.
00:05Tonight we celebrate you.
00:08I just lost my door.
00:10I am so sorry.
00:11There are people that should have been here that aren't here.
00:13I'm not doing something. I'm done with s***.
00:152.0 and I had a messy breakup.
00:16F*** yourself.
00:17I'm done.
00:18There's only two options we see you going at this point. Jail or death.
00:21I've been going to a program and I'm trying to just be more of a calmer inch.
00:27I decided to contact my birth mom to say I never forget about you and I love you.
00:35Michael, I just bought it.
00:38There's rumors going around that Mike possibly got hair plugs.
00:42I'll just cut it. That's it.
00:43Yeah, and then reattached it.
00:49I filmed a horror movie.
00:52She's a director.
00:53I never thought I would sell my movie, let alone have a premiere for it.
00:57But I don't want this to be a one and done.
00:59I want this to be my beginning.
01:00Comedy is a passion of mine.
01:02I hope to do this as a career.
01:04I am single.
01:06Welcome to the last shot at love.
01:09My roommates are always trying to find me a wife.
01:11You like her?
01:11We're having a good time.
01:13Who knows? Maybe I'll have a girlfriend next vacation.
01:18I've just been so busy with life.
01:20I'm trying to get pregnant.
01:21I will do whatever I can.
01:23To be a mom, I cannot believe this is happening again.
01:26This is my third transfer, and I'm so scared that it's not going to happen again.
01:30It's just a sad day.
01:33I'm just praying for a positive outcome.
01:43The situation is under construction.
01:45This might not have been the best idea.
01:48We're so classy now.
01:50On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
01:53Get the freak out of here, you crazy.
01:56Angelo!
01:57I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:59Get loud.
02:00You want to have fun, you do something.
02:03When the day is done, and the stars come out.
02:09I like the juicy grime, and we can add, like, pinkster blues.
02:12I like that.
02:13So since the 15-year anniversary party, it's been a whirlwind.
02:17I'll have to show you if something.
02:19Me and Justin, we did another embryo transfer, and look at our little baby.
02:29It's crazy.
02:31Guys, I am officially pregnant.
02:35That's awesome.
02:35Little baby.
02:36Like, this is real.
02:37Like, this is in me.
02:38Like, you're going to be dead.
02:39Wow.
02:40I'm so excited.
02:41It's just a great feeling.
02:43Like, I just feel so happy right now.
02:45There's no other way to describe it than complete joy and happiness.
02:49I never thought I would ever have this moment.
02:52Now that I'm here, like, I could just cry thinking about it.
02:55My IVF journey is probably one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.
02:58It's taken two very long years to get to where we are right now.
03:02I can see you there.
03:04This is in Jack 450, I use.
03:06I've been going through, like, IVF.
03:08I'm getting older, and I have endometriosis.
03:11Go ahead, bring a picture.
03:12Look at our baby.
03:13I did a transfer, I was pregnant, and then it failed.
03:17Then I did another embryo transfer, and that just didn't even work.
03:20So now I have to get surgery.
03:22Are you nervous?
03:23Yeah, I don't want to do this.
03:25It's like my sixth laparoscopy.
03:26I just want to get it over with.
03:28Just don't lose faith.
03:30I always have hope that there's light at the end of the tunnel.
03:34It's a wild ride.
03:35It feels so surreal.
03:36Like, this is, like, what you've dreamed of.
03:38When you go through, like, such struggles, and then, like, this amazing blessing happens,
03:43you just feel so grateful to be in this moment.
03:46Jenny's 40th birthday is coming up, and everybody's going, I believe.
03:51Does anybody know yet?
03:52No.
03:52I wanted to wait till, like, maybe after I'm out of the first trimester, because then I'll
03:57feel a little bit more safe.
03:58Yeah.
03:58When you're in the first trimester, there's a lot of risk for miscarriage, so I'm nervous
04:02to tell everybody, because I don't want to jinx it.
04:05I've already miscarried two transfers, and I don't want to, like, put it out there, and
04:08then the next day, if something bad happens, and then I have to tell everybody, hey, like,
04:12this is no longer happening for us.
04:14We'll have to figure it out and do it another day.
04:16All right.
04:17Whatever you want to do.
04:21Yeah.
04:29My girl.
04:30Hi, guys.
04:31Hi.
04:31Can't wait for medieval time.
04:34Today is Jenny's 40th birthday.
04:36I cannot believe my boo is 40.
04:39So me and Zach are doing a surprise birthday party at medieval times, where they have horses,
04:44knights, and, like, armor and everything.
04:46Jenny loves that .
04:47I feel like it reminds her of, like, being a kid, and I feel like she needs to feel
04:51like a kid, because the bitch is old.
04:54Medieval times?
04:55I know.
04:56Why?
04:57Of course, Zach set this up, because, you know, he's 12 years old.
05:01Is it for his birthday or her birthday?
05:03I don't know, but I can just picture him with the crown on.
05:06He's so excited.
05:07This is going to be his best childhood memory he's ever had.
05:10Next year, Chuck E. Cheese.
05:13Oh, Zach is fine.
05:15Hey, Zach.
05:16I got the girls.
05:16I got Sam and Andrea with me.
05:18We're missing Gina today, because she had a prior commitment with the girls.
05:21So I have Sam and Angelina with me, because I need help setting up before Jenny gets there.
05:26Are you distracting her?
05:27She's getting ready right now.
05:29She thinks we're going to dinner.
05:30I'm going to text you.
05:31Okay.
05:31Get close.
05:32You can get ready.
05:32All right, perfect.
05:33See you soon, okay?
05:34Okay.
05:34All right, bye.
05:35I'm very excited to see the squad.
05:37Pauly and Nikki are showing up, which is really cool.
05:40And your boy, BDS, is thriving right now.
05:43I'm going on my 10th year of sobriety.
05:46We've sold almost seven figures.
05:48My autobiography, my rehab's opening soon.
05:50My chickens are just killing the game right now.
05:53And I'm not even going to mention my hair.
05:54I love it.
05:55Yeah, I'm experimenting with the hair right now.
05:57I'm going for a new version of the situation.
06:00It's more like the elevation, the mature, handsome look, the businessman that I am, the Bruce Wayne of the recovery
06:08world.
06:09I always wanted a slick back look.
06:11I love it.
06:11And your husband's benching at 315 consistently every Monday.
06:17What did you get in last night?
06:19This morning.
06:19I had to do my teeth yesterday.
06:21I believe every 10 years you're happy to get them changed.
06:23Wow.
06:24Teeth are like tits.
06:25They start to shift.
06:26They start to move.
06:27My teeth don't sag, you know, but, you know, you get the idea.
06:31Damn, I can't make fun of you anymore.
06:32Your teeth look good.
06:33I don't have like those.
06:34The big chompers.
06:35Yeah, the ones were just like, look at me.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Too big and white.
06:38Yeah.
06:39Like Zach.
06:42How you doing, Ange?
06:43I saw you were house hunting.
06:44Are you selling your house finally?
06:46Yeah, I'm selling my house.
06:47We are house hunting?
06:48Yeah.
06:49Since the 15-year anniversary, I've been looking for houses.
06:52So it's brand new construction.
06:53Nobody's ever been here.
06:54Nobody's ever s***ed on your toilet before.
06:56You have beautiful front scenery.
06:58I like that.
06:59I want a change of scenery.
07:00I want a change of house.
07:01I want a fresh new start.
07:04Still single?
07:05Yeah.
07:05I've had a couple of, like, talking phases where you don't want to waste, like, a year
07:10if you don't, you're not feeling it.
07:12You know what I mean?
07:12Yeah, of course.
07:13I texted Eileen from Jamaica for a little bit, but it just never worked out.
07:17I definitely don't like being single, but it is what it is.
07:20I'm just trying to focus on my stand-up.
07:23I have a big tour coming up, so finding a wife might have to wait for a little bit.
07:27They need to push in 40, and I'm going to have to ask them, like, how does it feel to
07:31be single so long that you're now in a clearance aisle?
07:35So, Inch, are you single?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Oh.
07:39But am I s***ing other people?
07:41Yeah.
07:42I mean, you're single.
07:43Listen, I get good s***.
07:45That's all I'm saying.
07:46Angelina.
07:46I got needs, and they have needs.
07:49I'm just living my life single, meeting guys, dating around.
07:52But, um, I mean, they're s***ing s***ing me.
07:55Oh, marrona, Mina.
07:57Angelina.
07:58TMI.
07:59Like, literally disgusting.
08:01I don't want to know that.
08:02I have visuals.
08:03Wait.
08:04No protection?
08:05Are you trying to have a kid?
08:07If it happens, it would be great.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10I would definitely welcome a pregnancy right now in my life.
08:13I would.
08:13Why?
08:14Because it's something I've always wanted.
08:15I always wanted to be a mom, and I want to start my own family, because I don't have
08:19my own family, so I want to start with me.
08:22Who are you banging?
08:24We're just friends with benefits.
08:27Well, so here's the other kicker.
08:28I bought sperm.
08:32Wait, what?
08:33What does that mean?
08:34I don't even know anything about this stuff.
08:35Okay, if the guy that's f***ing me, like, doesn't work.
08:39I can't know what it is.
08:40I have sperm.
08:40I bought two vials of it, just in case I want to have siblings.
08:44What's happening?
08:45I'm going to crash.
08:46I'm open to IVF.
08:47I bought all the stuff.
08:48It's in my fridge.
08:49Figuring out which stuff I want to take.
08:51I think, Angie, if you're going to go down that route, you have to be serious about it.
08:55Oh, I'm serious as f***.
08:56What does IVF stand for?
09:00Listen, I bought sperm.
09:01It's already sitting in a thing.
09:02IVF is inside vagina fertile me.
09:09Inside vagina fertile.
09:13Immunity vagina.
09:15No.
09:15Internal vag fertilization.
09:19Inside vagina fertilization.
09:22I don't f***ing know, dude.
09:23I wonder if me and Sam are going to get pregnant at the same time.
09:27You went after that party, right?
09:29Bye, guys.
09:30Leaving?
09:31Yeah.
09:35I don't want to lie to them, but I also don't want to tell them yet.
09:40Listen to me.
09:41You've been through a lot.
09:42They say when you don't speak about it at all, when you least expect it, it's going to happen.
09:47Okay.
09:48Like, take it from me, because I've been reading on this, like, a lot.
09:52Luckily, Angelina just keeps talking and talking and talking, which means I don't have to.
09:56Wait, Sam, maybe you should try different positions.
09:59Like, put your legs up.
10:00Like, handmade sailings.
10:01It's hard to believe, but I really feel that's going to do it for you.
10:04I just have to get through this day without spilling the beans.
10:08Three weeks ago, when I was like f***ed in, when I go to the toilet, it just comes out.
10:12And I've said, oh f***, like, this is something that a lot of women probably struggle with.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:16I'm going to throw up.
10:19May I present to you the queen of love and beauty.
10:24All these children are hating on me.
10:27It's so embarrassing.
10:28I got my period, but then it went away in, like, two hours.
10:31What was that?
10:32Ange could be pregnant.
10:34That's all I'm thinking.
10:35I was, like, throwing up this morning.
10:38Do I have your attention?
10:45Where are we going?
10:45Somewhere very nice.
10:47That's fine.
10:47Time's hot.
10:48That's it.
10:49Today is my 40th gag.
10:51But you said casual.
10:52So how nice could it be?
10:54Casual nice?
10:55Casual nice.
10:56I finally agreed that Zach is allowed to do something, but, like, no big dinner.
11:00Weather King's fun!
11:04No club.
11:05Stop, I'm going to f*** you up.
11:07There we go.
11:09But just something small.
11:11You know, I hate surprises.
11:13I didn't say it's a surprise.
11:15It's ever going somewhere fun.
11:15So then tell me where the film is.
11:17Somewhere fun.
11:18It's a surprise.
11:19Let's go.
11:22Medieval times.
11:26Hi.
11:27My ladies, welcome to the castle.
11:29Please follow us to the Hall of Aragon.
11:31Ooh.
11:31Fun.
11:32Love your outfit.
11:33Thank you, my lady.
11:34You look hot.
11:37This piece is awesome.
11:38It's like I'm in a different world right now.
11:40Now we are entering the Hall of Aragon.
11:42This is so cool.
11:43The ambiance, the decorations.
11:46Like, Jenny's going to love this.
11:47Lornie, Lornie.
11:48Look who's Lornie.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:50This is the perfect place for her 40th.
11:52Because the times of medieval was in 1940s?
11:581920s?
11:59Yeah, medieval times, like, there would be dragons.
12:02Was there really dragons, though?
12:05Something I really want to know.
12:06I know there were dinosaurs.
12:07But were there really dragons?
12:10Or are dragons dinosaurs?
12:14Beats me.
12:15Let's do the center pieces.
12:18I love flowers.
12:19Oh, my gosh.
12:21They're cake.
12:22This is from Palermo Bakery.
12:23They do such good cake.
12:24That is insane.
12:25All right, stop touching it.
12:26Hello, wenches.
12:27Welcome to the party.
12:29We're the Tunkit.
12:30I'd be back at medieval times.
12:31Without my kids.
12:32Do you know if they have chicken tendies, too?
12:33Good nobles make way.
12:34We have Lord Situation and Lady Lauren.
12:38I wish we got that entrance.
12:40New hair?
12:40Yes.
12:41This new haircut of Mike's.
12:43The hair plugs a plug-in.
12:45They're plug-in.
12:46That looks good, bro.
12:47You like it?
12:47Yeah, it looks so good.
12:49I don't even think Mike even had hair this nice when he was younger.
12:52Mike's old hair is like that neighbor that has, like, that all right-looking yard.
12:57And then, like, the new neighbor comes in and, like, hooks that up.
13:00The rocks.
13:00And the cement with the strips of grass.
13:03And you're like, that is fire.
13:04That's Mike's new hair.
13:05So, Jenny will be here in, like, an hour.
13:07We have food here.
13:08We can just chill.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Go for an hour?
13:11Yeah.
13:12I'm surprised you actually got me away from my computer.
13:15Yeah, baby.
13:15You're, you've been really busy.
13:17Since our 15-year anniversary, I have been crazy busy getting ready to make my second horror film,
13:23Nanny Cam.
13:24This is a house that I might go with.
13:26One of these stairwells is where you're gonna fall.
13:28I had to write a script, do title searches, copyrights, pre-production.
13:34I have to hire a staff of over 40.
13:35I've never been more stressed out of my life.
13:38Angelina, you still single?
13:39Yeah, I am.
13:40You never know.
13:41I'm not in a relationship.
13:42I'm just getting ****.
13:43Wow.
13:44**** from who?
13:45Wow.
13:46A lot of ****.
13:47Wow.
13:48One **** or multiple?
13:49Multiple.
13:50Wow.
13:51But, like, one for sure, like...
13:52So, who's the lucky guy?
13:53I don't know his name.
13:57I actually forgot it.
13:59That's funny.
14:00But I did buy sperm, by the way.
14:02So, I have sperm sitting in a nitro tank.
14:05Oh, my God.
14:05So, I have my pickings.
14:07You just have it on ice?
14:08I'm confused.
14:09You're getting laid for free, but then you're gonna go pay for sperm?
14:16You didn't have to pay for it.
14:17I have, like, mad sperm three times a day.
14:19Why did I just buy sperm then?
14:20You **** idiot.
14:21I can go get you some in the car right now.
14:22So, do it now.
14:25She's gonna hold you to it, bitch.
14:26You might as well just do it.
14:27You might as well just get it in.
14:29Honestly, Angelina and Vinny's child would be really cute.
14:33And it's, like, something that they could do together.
14:38No, it's a horrible idea.
14:40Horrible.
14:40Don't do it.
14:41So, you have chosen the sperm of said John Doe.
14:44Oh, wow.
14:45Just, like, one guy's ****.
14:47I thought, like, all the guys do the sperm and they put it in a big tub in the back.
14:51And mix the sperm?
14:52Are you ****ing it?
14:53And then it just becomes, like, a capsule.
14:57All right, let's move past this.
15:01All right, you guys, let's clean up.
15:02We have a project.
15:03We have a big-ass scroll.
15:05And we're gonna put 40 things that we love about our girl Jenny.
15:09I can't even find 40 things I like about myself.
15:11Same.
15:12All right, I'll start.
15:13She's my best friend.
15:14Okay.
15:14Number one, strong-ass bitch.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:17My boo, I love so much about her.
15:19She gives great advice.
15:21She's a great frickin' mom.
15:23Great businesswoman.
15:24And great boobies.
15:26Good one, good one.
15:27Not that I care, but, like, we've been around during my birthday a couple times, and how come
15:31I never got one of these.
15:32Vin, we have to find 40 things we like about you.
15:35Oh, that's why.
15:36Yeah.
15:38Okay, never mind.
15:39Wait, when is Pauly coming?
15:41They landed.
15:41They're coming.
15:42They're on their way.
15:46I'm excited to see everybody.
15:47This is gonna be a funny one, though.
15:49We're going to Medieval Times.
15:50Last time I was there, I was three.
15:51What exactly is Medieval Times?
15:53It's like a dinner, but you watch this, like, Medieval Times sword fight show thing.
15:58It's telling me it's dark.
15:59No, it's not dark.
16:01This is a fun-loving place for kids.
16:05Did you guys hear something?
16:06Let's go see what it is.
16:08Oh, my God.
16:10I had no idea there was nights in New Jersey.
16:12Hi, guys.
16:13Hi.
16:14You guys want to come down and try it?
16:18Good girls, please welcome to the court, Lord Situation.
16:25Lady Smoot.
16:28Lord Ronnie.
16:29He knows how to swing it.
16:30Lady Smoot.
16:32Get it, girl.
16:33Lord Vig.
16:36You suck, loser.
16:38And Lady Smoot.
16:41I would say life back then was pretty sexy, because nights are hot.
16:45They know how to use that sword, baby.
16:49I wonder if any of the nights are sperm donors.
16:53Who wants to learn something?
16:54I'll try.
16:55What do I do?
16:56What we're going to teach you is how to strike.
16:57Basic form that we do.
16:58It's head.
16:59All right.
16:59Leg.
17:00And then shoulder.
17:00All right.
17:01Go.
17:01Oh.
17:03Come in, bro.
17:04Oh, it's leading.
17:05Why are you so hard?
17:06And she just starts swinging it.
17:07I'm like, this is not good.
17:10Oh.
17:10Yeah, she thought she was her ex.
17:13Whoa.
17:13I think that's it for you.
17:16She's newly single.
17:17Yeah.
17:18You guys, Jenny's going to be here in like 10 minutes.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:22We got to go.
17:23All right.
17:23Thank you guys so much.
17:25Thanks, guys.
17:25See you later.
17:27Almost there.
17:28Where is the question?
17:30You will see.
17:31I don't know.
17:32Like, I'm here.
17:33We need to change.
17:34And then I have folks for everyone.
17:36And we have, like, little shields.
17:37Oh, cool.
17:40I look like a castle.
17:42That's weird.
17:44Lord Sitch.
17:45Lord Sitch.
17:46Lord Vinny.
17:47Still slaying, never decaying.
17:51Are you serious?
17:53I didn't want to come here for a decade.
17:55Really?
17:56I am so pumped right now.
17:58I am such a cornball for, like, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter.
18:02Like, every year I drag Zach to the Renaissance Fair.
18:06Like, this is my jam.
18:07Wait, this is our birthday dinner?
18:09Yeah, it's just us.
18:11All right, guys, she's walking in one minute away.
18:13Get your hiding spots.
18:14My lord, my lady, welcome to the castle.
18:16We're just going to say surprise?
18:18Yes.
18:18I never got a surprise.
18:19Oh, my God.
18:20Shut up.
18:20This is not your party.
18:22Follow me to the Hall of Paragons.
18:24Let's do it.
18:25What's happening?
18:26What's happening?
18:26King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you.
18:30Oh, my.
18:31What did you do?
18:33Why does it say 40?
18:34Surprise!
18:37Surprise!
18:37Happy birthday!
18:38I feel a dance.
18:40Blow it up, blow it up.
18:42I want to sing you.
18:43King Zach has prepared a wonderful birthday feast for you, Jenny.
18:47What did you do?
18:48Surprise!
18:49Surprise!
18:52Oh, my God.
18:54Like, what is happening?
18:55Oh, my God.
18:56Happy birthday.
18:5740 years young.
18:58You flew in.
18:59I had no idea.
19:01This is amazing.
19:02You don't understand.
19:03I actually really like this place.
19:05Me, too.
19:06Bet me another spring roll, wench.
19:09And now it'll be now announced the arrival of Lord Justin.
19:13Happy birthday, Jenny.
19:15Wow.
19:16Look at that cake.
19:18Damn, son.
19:18What's happening over here, son?
19:21Lean and mean.
19:21Pauly looking a little, like, ripped, thin.
19:24I don't know what it is.
19:25Look solid, too.
19:26Oh, yeah.
19:27Look solid.
19:27I haven't had a piece of bread in 95 days.
19:29Damn.
19:30Oh, my God.
19:30Yeah, thank you.
19:32I feel like Vinny.
19:34How's Ariana?
19:35She's so cute.
19:36I feel like cheerleading and stuff.
19:38Since the 15-year anniversary party, I've been even more of a cheer dad with Ariana.
19:43She's had three or four competitions already.
19:45Do you see, like, how intense it gets?
19:47Yeah.
19:47Oh, the cheer moms and stuff like that?
19:49We are crazy.
19:49Yeah.
19:50I've just been busy being a mom.
19:52I'm traveling for cheer.
19:53My other two are, like, starting baseball and then school stuff and then my store stuff.
19:57It's just nonstop businesswoman and mommy stuff.
20:01Are you here for the weekend?
20:02Yeah, I got two shows in New York.
20:04Oh, fun.
20:04Were you busy all winter?
20:06Oh, yeah.
20:06I haven't even stopped since Jamaica.
20:07I have been doing my thing, traveling city to city, living that fast-paced DJ life,
20:12and then I got a bunch of singles coming out.
20:14It's going to be epic.
20:15How about you guys?
20:16Yes.
20:17Uh, I have a secret, but I can't really tell you just yet.
20:24Same old life.
20:25Nothing different.
20:26That's all good.
20:27It's all good.
20:28I'm not telling anybody today that I'm pregnant.
20:30It's too early, and I really do not want to do it on Jenny's special day.
20:34It's her 40th.
20:34She's so happy, and I don't want to take away anything from this day.
20:38It's good.
20:39I feel like nobody's on this one.
20:41Lady JWoww?
20:42Oh, my God.
20:42Please come to your throne, miss.
20:45Oh, my God.
20:45Why?
20:45Everyone gather.
20:47We present to you 40 reasons why we love you, Skrull.
20:50Oh.
20:52Took all day.
20:53Yes.
20:54Shut up.
20:55Strong-ass bitch.
20:56Great boobies.
20:58Amazing friend.
20:59Phenomenal mom.
21:00Amazing businesswoman.
21:03Oh, I love you guys.
21:05Thanks.
21:06Happy 40 years.
21:08It's so sweet.
21:10I'm going to cry.
21:10I'm going to cry.
21:11I'm malfunctioning right now because I'm so happy.
21:14This is so lame.
21:15Shut up, Vinny.
21:16Showtime.
21:17Showtime.
21:18Let's do it.
21:21I'm so excited.
21:23Look at all the little kids.
21:25Oh, my God.
21:26The show's starting.
21:28Have you come to see sport?
21:35That's so lame.
21:37Enjoy, good nobles.
21:39Medieval Times is basically dinner and a show where you're watching your knight fight for
21:44you while you're eating rotisserie chicken and a potato with your hands.
21:51I'm going to eat this.
21:52Oh, s***.
21:53Right off the bone.
21:54Obviously, they don't really have, like, silverware back in the day.
21:57That's so good.
21:58But now I know why Angelo hates silverware.
22:00It's just, like, so much easier to eat with your hands.
22:03Yeah!
22:05Amy, if I was alive during this time, Angela would be my queen.
22:10Babe, let's be honest.
22:11I would be a whore.
22:12Thank God, my Lord.
22:14I don't know if I would survive in medieval times because I'd probably be a hoe, get syphilis
22:19at 14 and die.
22:21Let's be honest.
22:33I love seeing Jenny so happy on her 40th birthday.
22:36Beat his ass.
22:38But holy s***, this girl's gangster out here.
22:41I want the head s*** for home.
22:43Yeah!
22:43I have no idea what the storyline is right now.
22:46Ride forth champion and choose from among the ladies of the court.
22:49But I'm drunk, I'm happy.
22:51I'm sitting next to my babe and my best friend, and we are thriving.
22:56Yeah!
22:58There you are!
22:59May I present to you our champion, the queen of love and beauty.
23:06All these children are hating on me.
23:09Like, sorry.
23:11I won.
23:12Get older.
23:13Then you can win.
23:14Okay?
23:15It was so embarrassing.
23:16Wow.
23:17And together for one final cheer for all your Knights of the Road!
23:22That was so much fun.
23:25Wait, look at Jenny.
23:26Look at this flag.
23:27Queen J-Wag.
23:28Oh, wow!
23:29I love it!
23:30Let's go down for a photo with the horse.
23:32This is so incredible.
23:34We get to go down on the field, say hi to the horse, take pictures.
23:37It's so beautiful.
23:38Do we get to ride the horse?
23:40You guys wanted to ride the horse?
23:41Yeah!
23:42Yeah, I'll ride it.
23:43I'll go.
23:44Okay.
23:44Have you guys been drinking?
23:45No.
23:46Do we have any injuries?
23:47Not yet.
23:48And most importantly, is anybody pregnant?
23:52Oh, my God.
23:54Did she just really say that?
23:56Wait, what?
23:57Is anybody pregnant?
23:59Oh, my God, I froze.
24:02Honestly, I froze.
24:04I'm like, um, what do I do?
24:15Let's go.
24:15You guys wanted to ride the horse?
24:17Yeah.
24:18Yeah, I'll ride it.
24:19I'll do it.
24:19Okay.
24:20Is anybody pregnant?
24:21Wait, what?
24:22Is anybody pregnant?
24:25I froze.
24:29Um, I don't want to tell everybody on Jenny's 40th that I'm pregnant, but you know what?
24:34I just got to say it.
24:37Actually, um, I can't go on it.
24:40Why?
24:42Because I'm pregnant.
24:46You dirty, dirty girl!
24:48I got to say it.
24:49You dirty, dirty girl!
24:51Congratulations.
24:53You dirty, dirty girl!
24:55No, you're not.
24:56Sam is f***ing pregnant.
24:58Like, oh, my God.
25:00So beautiful!
25:02So beautiful!
25:04So beautiful!
25:07Knowing everything that they've been going through throughout IVF and throughout the last
25:11year or so, what amazing news to hear.
25:15Let's f***ing go!
25:16You didn't tell us!
25:17Let's go!
25:20Let's go!
25:22Like, it honestly makes my heart melt seeing everybody's reactions.
25:25They're just hugging us, and you can tell there's, like, tears in their eyes, and they just
25:29are, like, so, so happy for us.
25:31It was such a beautiful moment.
25:32I will cherish forever.
25:34Oh, my God, this is the best surprise ever!
25:36Oh, we're so happy for you guys.
25:37Oh, my God.
25:38I'm extremely happy for Justin and Sam.
25:41I know that this is something that she's always wanted, and, you know, I wish him the best,
25:44honestly.
25:45We were not planning to do this here.
25:47It's Jenny's birthday, but, like...
25:48This is, like, the best cousin for me.
25:50Are you sure?
25:51Congratulations!
25:52No!
25:53This is the best birthday ever!
25:54Sammy, we're so happy for you.
25:56Oh, my God, you guys deserve it.
25:58Come on!
25:58Come on!
25:59Come on!
25:59Come on, come on!
26:00Come on, come on!
26:01Come on, come on!
26:02To know that Sam has been trying for so long, this is the best present I could have ever
26:10have gotten.
26:11I can't believe Sammy and Justin are pregnant.
26:13Ha-ha, you don't get to ride the horse.
26:15Who cares?
26:16I don't think anybody's riding the horse.
26:19Who wants some cake?
26:20Yes!
26:21Come on, Sam!
26:24Ooh, funfetti.
26:25Don't mind me.
26:26Who's got their phone?
26:27Take some pictures.
26:28Happy birthday, James!
26:29Yay!
26:30You better keep all this stuff.
26:31You have no idea.
26:32I'm like jealous.
26:33I will have some of that bench.
26:35My Lord.
26:36I'm so excited for you guys.
26:37We FaceTimed Dina.
26:39Oh, yes.
26:40Let's tell D.
26:40I was so sad she wasn't going to be clear.
26:42I know, me too.
26:42I bet she's going to start crying.
26:44Oh, yes.
26:45Yes.
26:52Oh, my God.
26:53I didn't see that.
26:53Oh, you didn't show us that.
26:54Wait, where'd you pull that out?
26:55Is that real?
26:57Of course it's real.
26:58Congratulations!
26:59Oh, thank you.
27:01Oh, thank you.
27:02Oh, I'm so happy for you guys.
27:03You have no idea.
27:05Oh, that made me cry.
27:07Oh, I love you.
27:08See you.
27:08Thanks, Jay.
27:09I can't wait to give you a big hug.
27:11Oh, thank you, Jay.
27:12It's also Jenny's birthday.
27:14Do you want to see her?
27:15Nah, no one cares.
27:16I don't even f***ing tell about Santa.
27:18I know how it feels, Jenny.
27:21All right, love you.
27:22I'll talk to you tomorrow, whenever.
27:24Okay, bye.
27:25But anyways, I brought this.
27:26Well, you didn't show us before.
27:28I see.
27:28Sammy has had such a journey,
27:30and I'm so excited for her to be a mom.
27:32I'm so happy for her and Justin.
27:34So proud of them.
27:34And it makes me want it even more.
27:37Well, on that note, I got to get home to the kids.
27:39The family just keeps getting bigger.
27:41This is Ben.
27:43The perfect 40th.
27:45I love medieval times.
27:46All my roommates are here.
27:48Sam announcing her pregnancy.
27:50You could not have planned a better birthday.
27:52Now she just got named the baby Jenny.
27:54Thanks, babe, for the best birthday ever.
27:56Anything for my queen, baby.
27:58You know, I'm officially old.
28:01Yeah.
28:01Oh!
28:03Dick!
28:12I'm leaving for the movie.
28:14Please get over here.
28:15You don't say your phone's gone.
28:16If you don't say your phone's gone,
28:18I'm leaving for nanny cam.
28:19Guys, let's help mom out the front door.
28:22I'm heading to Vineland, New Jersey to film my next movie.
28:26And I'll be honest, I'm going to throw up.
28:28I'm so nervous.
28:29You're going to do a great job.
28:30I'm scared.
28:32I understand.
28:33I'm more scared, like leaving you here to fend for yourself,
28:37but the two feral.
28:38I'll be fine.
28:39Oh, it's so hard to leave my family.
28:41But this is a dream come true, and I have to make it work.
28:45Cheer, jiu-jitsu, school, I got it.
28:47This has to be successful.
28:49I love you.
28:50Why would I leave my kids for a month
28:52to do something I've always wanted to do growing up
28:55if it's not successful?
29:04It's his first birthday.
29:06Wow, you look so pretty.
29:07You're very good.
29:09Luda is turning one years old today.
29:11This is a once-in-a-lifetime milestone.
29:14So, obviously, you got to go big.
29:17Are you ready for me?
29:18Ready.
29:18We're going to do something nice and light.
29:20Oh, yeah.
29:21Look at how hot you look, Mama.
29:23Everyone looks great.
29:24Happy birthday, Luna!
29:27Good.
29:28All right, we got it.
29:29Let's go.
29:30Everybody ready?
29:31Hi, no birthday, boy.
29:32You guys.
29:34So, who's coming to the party today, honey?
29:36Grandma, grandpa, cousin, Dr. Jatel and his wife,
29:40Angelina, Sammy.
29:41They're actually all at the same table.
29:45Who's birthday is this?
29:47Luna, the youngest one.
29:49I can't believe she's already one.
29:50Like, I feel like they just told us they were pregnant.
29:52I know.
29:52I feel like they just...
29:53They guessed her it.
29:53Oh, yeah.
29:54Also, don't tell anybody what it is today.
29:55Oh, yeah.
29:56I like...
29:57I'm going to try not to slip and say that.
29:59Yeah, don't slip.
30:00We don't want anybody to know.
30:01Everybody knows that I'm pregnant,
30:02but I don't want anybody to know the gender yet.
30:05I should have seen calls on it today.
30:07No.
30:08Our baby's good in there, see?
30:11What?
30:12I'm going to slip.
30:13Because we know the gender,
30:14we talk about it all the time,
30:16and I'm nervous that we might spill
30:17and actually tell our roommates.
30:19It should be fun.
30:23All right, Luna, we're pulling up.
30:24We made it, kitties.
30:26Come on, let's go.
30:27Making magic in my feet.
30:29It's just too hard to be.
30:31Making magic in my feet.
30:32Hello.
30:33We made it.
30:35How are you guys?
30:37Happy birthday, beautiful.
30:39We go all out for our children's birthdays
30:42with everything that we've been through together.
30:44When there's a milestone in our family,
30:47we're going to celebrate it.
30:48Got it?
30:49Got that.
30:49We got it.
30:50How does this say here?
30:52Yes.
30:52You can't even park right here.
30:53What do you want to, Cor?
30:54No, it's fine, because I'm going to eat a lot, so...
30:56Oh, so you need some exercise.
30:58This is definitely my dream,
30:59to be pregnant and having a mic party to go to
31:01so I can eat whatever I want,
31:03as much as I want,
31:04and just enjoy every minute of it.
31:06Thank you for coming.
31:07I'm not bad.
31:08I'm not that late, right?
31:09Justin, have you ever eaten here before?
31:11No, I haven't.
31:12Oh, it's good.
31:13I'm at the 5-6 time.
31:15I'm around, I'll say.
31:16Hi, Mike.
31:17How are you?
31:18How are you?
31:19All right, guys,
31:19they're going to start bringing out
31:20all the food right now.
31:22Make sure to eat your best life today.
31:24Thank you so much for showing up
31:25to Luna's first birthday.
31:28Yay!
31:29Hi, now you're next to me.
31:30Good.
31:31How's the opening of the new place?
31:32Oh, so great.
31:33Uh, May 15th.
31:35Oh, look at all this food coming.
31:36Looks so good.
31:37I love it.
31:37Yeah, I like this place.
31:38I'm getting into this.
31:40Is the baby kicking yet?
31:41He was on the last little sound.
31:42He was moving and grooving.
31:46Like, what did I just do?
31:48Oh, boy.
31:49That's so exciting for you.
31:51I just blew this whole thing.
31:53Ah, f***.
31:56Maybe you should get a pregnancy test.
31:58Oh, thank you so much.
31:59I'm not pregnant.
32:00There's no f***ing way.
32:02Holy f***.
32:08Is the baby kicking yet?
32:09He was on the last little sound.
32:11He was moving and grooving.
32:12Sammy.
32:15Sammy just slips.
32:18You having a boy?
32:20Oh, Jesus.
32:21Justin.
32:23That's so exciting for you?
32:25I tried so hard not to say anything.
32:27I'm so mad at myself.
32:29Like, Ang knows the gender of my baby before anybody else.
32:31I want it to be, like, a surprise.
32:33Like, really just don't.
32:34I promise you.
32:35I just talk, like...
32:37It's hard not to slip.
32:39Like, if it gets out, I know it's from you.
32:41No, I...
32:42Thank you, brother.
32:42If it gets out, I know it's you.
32:44Of course.
32:44And then you're going to feel the wrath of me again.
32:46Don't touch me.
32:49Are you friends with her?
32:51I hate you.
32:52Stop.
32:54You f***ing bitch.
32:57I'm only kidding.
32:58But please, I hope that you wouldn't.
32:59I don't want that.
33:00Especially pregnant Sammy.
33:01No.
33:01I'm not going to tell anybody.
33:03You know nothing.
33:03I know nothing.
33:04It's in a lockbox.
33:05Psst.
33:07Okay.
33:08Let's talk about something else.
33:09How are things with you, though?
33:11I'm good.
33:11I'm closing on my house tomorrow.
33:12Well, that's exciting.
33:13Yeah.
33:14But it's a lot because I know I'm going to be by myself.
33:16And I got a sperm donor.
33:18Yeah?
33:19I am going to go that route.
33:23It's called IUI.
33:24Oh, how's that going?
33:25So, um, I got my, not to be weird, my period, um, on Friday.
33:31They told me to call that.
33:41They told me to call that.
34:04Magaziner.
34:27Oh, my God.
34:28Ange could be pregnant.
34:29That's all I'm thinking.
34:30Pregnancy, maybe you should get pregnancy tests.
34:35What, door dash it?
34:37This is definitely on brand for me
34:39because I would be the one to order a pregnancy test
34:42to a kid's first birthday party.
34:43It's not going to be. I'm not going to be pregnant right now.
34:45In the middle of the daytime, on a Sunday, God's day.
34:50Holy, man.
34:53I guess I'm going to get this pregnancy test.
34:55Let's just see what happens. I don't know.
35:00Whatever it's meant to be will be.
35:04She's smiling.
35:05I like this shirt, Mike. Oh, thank you.
35:07All righty.
35:09It's your first birthday, guys. You still have a beat?
35:16Man.
35:17Right now, I'm just literally walking around Mike's party.
35:20I'm waiting for the pregnancy test.
35:21I have so many emotions running through my head right now.
35:24Mike! Come in.
35:26I'm trying to not think about it.
35:28Friends for life.
35:29Perfect. I love it.
35:30So tell me, what's happening with you?
35:32I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
35:33I'm like...
35:34Oh, my God.
35:34I don't know. I'm not saying I am.
35:37Holy s***.
35:38That was unexpected.
35:40Oh, my God.
35:44So tell me, what's happening with you?
35:46I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
35:47I'm like...
35:48Oh, my God.
35:48I don't know. I'm not saying I am.
35:50I don't know.
35:51I'm telling everybody.
35:52No, you're saying it. Shut up.
35:53Telling Mike right now, be a good idea.
35:55Well, I was spotting, and I don't know.
35:57Holy s***.
35:58I don't think I am.
35:58I don't think I am.
35:59Oh, my God.
36:00There is never a dull moment with Angelina.
36:04So are you spotting from somebody you were dating?
36:08I mean, I'm not going to say dating.
36:09I'm just...
36:09For seeing.
36:10Yeah, seeing.
36:10And you're saying you're spotting?
36:11Well, I had my period yesterday on Friday for, like, two hours, and that was it.
36:15That's, like, nothing.
36:16What time is it? Are we having a baby?
36:17I don't think so.
36:19Imagine.
36:20Oh, my God. Look at this handsome boy.
36:22Come here.
36:22Aw.
36:23I want a boy.
36:24So I'm going to take a test and see what happens.
36:26Oh, my God.
36:27It's probably not going to be. It's not going to be.
36:28Okay.
36:28It's not going to be.
36:29All right.
36:30Yo, I think this girl is frigging pregnant.
36:33Get it right now.
36:34Get it right now.
36:35Get it.
36:44Right back.
36:45Right back.
36:47Hi.
36:48Oh, thank you so much.
36:49Door dash.
36:50Ding, ding.
36:52I'm going to take this pregnancy test, and it's going to come back negative.
36:56I'm not pregnant.
36:57There's no way.
36:58Here we go.
37:05Hello.
37:06Hey.
37:06Where are you?
37:07Can you come in the bathroom with me?
37:08Wait, what?
37:09Please?
37:10All right, I'm coming.
37:10Bye.
37:12I'll be back.
37:13I'm going to go to the bathroom.
37:13This girl's pregnant.
37:15That's it.
37:18Ange?
37:19Yeah.
37:19Where are you?
37:20I'm here.
37:21This can't be.
37:22Is it pregnant?
37:26Holy ****?
37:27Your weight is so strong.
37:29Dang it.
37:33Get in, loser.
37:35Start your engines.
37:36Buckle up, bitches.
37:37I want to catch stuff in my mouth.
37:38What?
37:39Bitch, there's something wrong with you.
37:42This is awesome.
37:43It's a ball.
37:45I never thought we'd be planning Sammy's gender reveal.
37:47No, I'm here.
37:47We're going to have to get her pregnant.
37:49Attention, please.
37:49We have a lot of celebrations.
37:51We're having a baby.
37:52Wait, so she's pregnant?
37:53I don't know.
37:54Sam's getting married.
37:56What day?
37:57Fourth.
37:57And Ron, your birthday's in December?
37:59December 4th.
38:00What the hell?
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:02Is she going to marry on your birthday?
38:03That's what it says to my calendar.
38:04Well, happy **** birthday.
38:06Ronny's a German girlfriend.
38:07Ooh, Ronny's in a relationship.
38:08Do you think she's the one?
38:09You tell them big news.
38:10What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
38:13You and 2.0 official?
38:14Yeah, yeah.
38:14Leave him.
38:15Wait, he's married?
38:16Yeah.
38:17It's been a loss of me.
38:18You're going to put up with this?
38:19No, it's suicide.
38:20Ron, you got to get your **** together.
38:21It's kind of **** up because I don't want to get out of bed.
38:23It's a ****.
38:24It's such a bunch of **** babies.
38:26You have become a bougie ****.
38:29Beef in the streets.
38:29I want an apology.
38:31All right, I'll tell them.
38:31I'm about to stir some **** up.
38:33Can you **** off?
38:34Everyone's man at the meatballs.
38:35Why?
38:36We have a wedding.
38:36The real question is...
38:38Angelina's?
38:38Yeah.
38:38You know the last time we're at this venue, right?
38:40It was Angelina's wedding.
38:41I'm traumatized from that place.
38:43Well, she asked you for consent.
38:44I did say it was okay, but now, like, it's like, damn, it's really happening.
38:48If Angelina gets in her feels...
38:50She's like, this is the worst day of my life.
38:52Wow.
38:53Then it's going to trigger Sam.
38:56I'm going to go home.
38:57The probability of danger tonight is hot.
38:59I can't do this.
38:59No, we're not doing that yet.
39:01I'm going to punch you in the face.
39:02Shop's fired.
39:03Oh, my God.
39:04You have to call the police.
39:05There's only one answer.
39:06Are you ready for the third of the hour, historic growth of the Germany Show?
39:12You guys think that this is easy.
39:14It's not.
39:15I mean, I have nothing to go on other than you're all orange and love lasagna.
39:18It's like I'm roasting nine Garfields.
39:20Sammy, I'm so happy for you.
39:22She's married to an amazing guy named Justin.
39:24Let's go!
39:25She has a new beautiful baby boy.
39:27Welcome to the world, Vince and Keith May.
39:30Oh, you're a bunch of keynote.
39:32Nikki, you want kiss?
39:32I don't know.
39:33Have you guys called me?
39:34Oh, wow.
39:34We haven't even had an actual conversation about getting married.
39:38Really?
39:39A minute, Vinny.
39:40Woo!
39:40I taste better than your mother's chicken cutlets, fam.
39:43Whoa!
39:44Whoa!
39:46Whoa!
39:47And you are the precautions of trash TV.
39:50I'm going to get more fucked up in this, so you better get ready.
39:52Let's go.
39:53Desi, show up for life!
39:55Oh!
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