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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:37I'm Craig Davis butter me up put me in the oven for three hours at 200 degrees
00:41And you've got yourself a succulent roast that's ready to make judgments and the side dishes five
00:47Comedians that have been boiled blanched and steamed. It's time to cover them in gravy and gobble them down with
00:53your eyes
01:09Joe Iannucci
01:10And next to me 13 stone of meat that has been shaped into the rough approximation of a man by
01:19an easily distracted toddler
01:3014 stone. Hello
01:32What's this week's price category? Well, this time they've brought in the most surprising
01:36Quite big thing to conceal on your person. I know it is. It's tricky. We all know it's easier to
01:42conceal things in a person
01:44But these guys know what they're doing
01:48Look at them five points for the most surprising quite big thing to conceal on your person and all five
01:53quite big things will go home
01:55Covertly with the episode winner. Oh man. Oh, have you concealed a big thing about your person? Yes
02:00Einstein's theory of relativity
02:03You cannot get bigger than that
02:06It's clever. It's clever. Yeah, I've also got a standard reading lamp
02:20So you mustn't break for something to eat. So my lower half is a ham and cheese baguette
02:32He's cling-filmed meat to his legs
02:37Think of all Armando's achievements and look how pleased he is. Yeah
02:42It's an incredibly strong start. I suspect it's all gonna really rapidly go downhill
02:49I've brought in my amethyst crystal and this is the crystal. It's concealed somewhere on my body
02:56Well, it looks like it's just sort of probably tucked in the top of your jogging bottoms. Oh for fuck's
03:02sake
03:05We see if you're right well
03:07He was right. It's massive. It's my crystal
03:09We keep it in the hallway and it brings good fortune and love and kindness and peace. It does not
03:18This may cause you to reevaluate the crystal for sticking it in your trousers. It's about to get you one
03:24point
03:26Come out we have a video. This is what Kamala's brought in
03:52It's a balloon. It's a balloon. It's a balloon. Hold on to that
04:00Good a big thing and a big concept on it when it was big though
04:04It wasn't hidden when it was big though was that I'll tell you your big thing wasn't concealed either
04:12Oh my god. Hello Amy. Hello. Let's see whether you can take on Einstein's baguette legs
04:19Ten-man life raft
04:22Where is the life raft now
04:28Earlier Amy did this this is me
04:30And then oh
04:31Oh
04:34It's a life raft
04:39But then oh
04:40Oh
04:41Hey
04:50What size do you... Don't you don't dig into this
04:53Don't you said ten... Ten men, ten tiny men
05:01Hi, Joel
05:02I've got a tattoo in my hair
05:04Here's a video of me getting it done. Listen to this. Oh, this is incredible
05:09Oh, no
05:11Here's a photo of it. We weren't condoning it, but he did that
05:16Oh my god
05:19Yeah
05:21Oh my god
05:23Oh my god
05:25Oh my god, it's really freaky, it's weird when you see it
05:31Oh my god
05:33Incredible
05:41There's no doubt the funniest thing to happen here would be for Joel to come last
05:45I think we can all agree with that
05:47I think we can all agree with that
05:49Right, it's sharp for doing that
05:51Obviously
05:52I shall
05:53Be giving one point of Joanna's stupid crystal
05:57That has no magical powers
05:59And can be seen from the moon
06:01So one point's easy
06:03Well done
06:04Two points for Amy, three points for Kamel
06:06Simple as that
06:08Now it's a big eye
06:09Do you think that Einstein's work should be dismissed as quite big?
06:14It's relative
06:20Can I do it? Can a man physically scarring himself for life be beaten by baguette legs?
06:28It's there forever, that's there forever
06:30I know
06:31But I am, I'm going to let him win
06:36That's what the people want
06:39It's okay
06:40It's okay
06:41It's okay
06:42It's okay
06:43It's okay
06:44Five points on Amy, Lee G
06:47That's on a proper task
06:48Yes, and I think I know exactly which one this is
07:06I think Amy's coming in
07:07Hello, coming in
07:09Hello Amy
07:09I thought it might be you
07:11Hello
07:12Alexander Horner
07:13I thought it was going to be you
07:14I like it in here
07:15Me too
07:15What are you doing here?
07:16I do everything in here
07:19Everything
07:20Everything?
07:21Everything
07:23Fall in love?
07:24Ah, not yet
07:26Is it happening now?
07:30Write down a prediction
07:32Write down a prediction for an unlikely situation to occur in exactly 15 minutes time
07:38Then make that unlikely situation occur
07:43Most unlikely situation to occur in exactly 15 minutes time wins
07:47Those 15 minutes start now and you must write down your prediction within the next five minutes
07:57Okay, well, I'll go for it. I don't know how I'll make it happen
08:01Wow
08:02Doesn't seem very likely
08:04Very unlikely
08:05APPLAUSE
08:09Well, I'm pretty certain Armando fell asleep, Joe
08:14You want to see some predictions?
08:15You know I do
08:16It's Amy and Joel
08:17Here we go
08:19Can we read it?
08:20Yes, please
08:21Make a hole-in-one
08:23In golf
08:24The golf ball will also have a picture of me on it
08:27A Joel-in-one
08:28A Joel-in-one
08:29I was gonna call someone up there working
08:31I know
08:32I'll get someone in the countryside
08:34Countryside's weird, isn't it?
08:35All sorts of mad stuff happens there
08:40Okay, you need to get a hole-in-one in exactly ten minutes time
08:43This kind of makes the game of golf more fun, you know?
08:45What if they had to make their own holes?
08:51Hello?
08:52Hello?
08:52What are you doing in the next sort of 12 minutes?
08:56Don't bugger all today
08:57Okay, well
08:58You run well?
08:58I'm unwell, but I'm okay
09:00Oh!
09:00You run well?
09:02It's just I was unwell last week
09:04And then what I did was go to a comedy festival from ten o'clock in morning till one o
09:08'clock in morning for three days
09:09I was just about getting better
09:11And then I did that
09:12Three minutes
09:13Okay
09:14Anyway
09:15I need to ask you to do something unexpected in the countryside
09:18You know that bus stop that's across the road from your house with the mosaic?
09:21Yeah
09:22You could go to that bus stop, couldn't you?
09:24My prediction is a man goes to a bus stop in rural England and sings a song about antelopes with
09:30dried pasta in his pockets
09:31Okay
09:33Nine minutes fifty
09:36Perfect
09:38Chris, you're there
09:39I need to, it's the filming bit, I need to do it again
09:41Seven minutes
09:42Seven minutes
09:42Film it landscape
09:44All right
09:45All right
09:47Bye, bye, bye, bye
09:48Oh, nice
09:48That feels good, isn't it?
09:51Whoa
09:52Am I high in?
09:54Whoa
09:54That went over the fence
09:55Oh
09:57You're getting closer, but then you are also getting closer
09:59I'm also getting closer
10:01Two minutes twenty
10:01No, okay
10:02Good, good, good
10:07You've got a minute
10:09Fifty seconds
10:10Shut up
10:13It's near the donkey
10:16Twenty seconds
10:19Five
10:21Four
10:23Three
10:25Two
10:26One
10:28That, my friend
10:30Is a Joel and one
10:31Got it
10:32Oh yeah
10:32So there's the bus stop with the mosaic
10:34Yeah
10:35See the pasta
10:36Yeah
10:36Please come take this away and analyse it
10:38What, my phone?
10:39Yeah
10:41Goodbye
10:41Goodbye
10:42Goodbye
10:43Hmm
10:44Don't scroll
10:50I think there's a lot of people in this room like, oh no, don't scroll
10:54Don't scroll
10:55No one's ever done this before
10:57Just get someone else to do the task
11:00And as far as I can work out, you're just getting some stranger to create a scene from Last of
11:05the Summer Wives
11:06Yes
11:06But how unlikely is that?
11:09Oh, it's a work of genius
11:10Oh good
11:11Joel, I enjoyed the pun
11:12Thank you
11:13I feel like, during this series, I'm getting you on the pun vibe
11:17I think you are dragging me over to the pun side of life
11:21I've just got a question
11:22I've just got a question
11:22When you do a hole in one, in this instance, were you not in control of the starting point for
11:28the hole in one?
11:29Yeah, yeah, I was and I started to get closer and then, but then it didn't feel as exciting
11:35It's not very sportsman-like
11:37That's what I was thinking
11:38I admire that
11:39Sure, but he did violate rules 4.2a and 4.1a of golf
11:43You're also not allowed leather trousers
11:45No, that's fine nowadays
11:47Oh, OK
11:47They're cool with that
11:48What about Last of the Summer? Why?
11:51Well, she was very keen that he filmed it landscape
11:54Yep
11:54Chris
11:55Chris
11:56You better now?
11:57I haven't heard from him much since then
12:00LAUGHTER
12:03He's dead now
12:05So Chris did something and exactly 50 minutes after the task started
12:08He sent the video
12:09It's not perfect, this is the video
12:13He filmed it in time-lapse mode
12:16We are unable to retrieve it
12:18We have no idea if he sang the song
12:19Presumably
12:20Presumably he did
12:21No, but it did happen
12:22Well, we don't know it happened
12:24But it would be crazy to be like
12:25Yes, I'll go to a bus stop
12:27Yes, I'll put pasta in my pockets
12:28I'm not going to sing about antelopes
12:30Of course he sang about antelopes
12:31That's the easiest bit
12:32No, the easiest bit would have been recording a video with Sam
12:36LAUGHTER
12:37Let's see another one
12:38OK, well, it is Camille's time to shine
12:43You know what?
12:44I could make time go backwards
12:49That would be unlikely, wouldn't it?
12:51Yes
12:52Yeah, like
12:53Like if you saw that and they're all going up
12:55Wouldn't that be weird?
12:56That'd be really weird
12:57Yeah
12:57Yeah
12:57I mean, you can write it down
12:59You've just got to make it happen in ten minutes
13:02Great
13:03OK, well, this seems very unlikely
13:04But you've got ten minutes to make it happen
13:06I have not thought this through
13:08No
13:09I hate to say it
13:10Well, hurry up
13:21Get So far
13:23Look at him
13:23With!
13:24Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z
13:25I hate to say it
13:26With!
13:27I hate to say it
13:30With!
13:31If!
13:31They were!
13:32It's so good!
13:33Yeah!
13:38Was it OK?
13:43It's not an especially sophisticated response from me,
13:46but what I've written down is, what the fuck's going on?
13:52I make time move backwards.
13:55I saw you'd reverse the film so that the sound was going up.
13:59I did not reverse it. That was happening in real time.
14:01We filmed it upside... He filmed it upside down to give the illusion...
14:05So the sound was going up. But he was upside down in the video.
14:07No, but you thought he was the right way up because you were fooled by the illusion.
14:10Oh. I think I'm the stupid one here. I think he has made time go backwards.
14:17OK, another prediction from me. During these adverts,
14:19one of your family is about to make the toilet a no-go zone again.
14:23Make them go in the garden. Bye for now.
14:33APPLAUSE
14:33Hello! Yes, hello.
14:36You join us for the second part of the show.
14:38What was happening before the break, Alex?
14:39Well, my little Greggs Benedict,
14:41they're predicting unlikely situations to occur within 15 minutes
14:45of them opening up the task.
14:46Next, it's Joanna.
14:49That's my prediction.
14:50Would you mind reading it out to me?
14:51A donkey comes into the garden wearing a wig and costume on a skateboard.
14:57I'm doing tumble tosses on the lawn.
14:59Ah!
15:01I just heard a bell!
15:03Hey!
15:04How are you?
15:06How are you doing?
15:07I haven't seen you for so long.
15:09What?
15:10Oh, my gosh, I can sense something.
15:12I can mind read him and he's asking if I want to go dancing.
15:16You want to dance with me?
15:19Come to me, donkey! Come to me!
15:22Woo!
15:23Oh, this is amazing!
15:25And we both dance together.
15:27And then we sit and eat chocolate.
15:29There we go.
15:30You have that there.
15:32What?
15:33That is your time up, unfortunately, Joanna.
15:35Sorry, donkey.
15:41It's just fascinating for me.
15:42There's so much detail.
15:44My feeling is that you just had that story ready in your brain.
15:47Yes!
15:48I saw the donkey.
15:50I had to work with him.
15:51He was beautiful.
15:52The fact that I could put a wig on him as well and dress him up.
15:56Then I saw, I think it was a policewoman's hat.
15:59I don't need to hear the story again.
16:02Well, it was fascinating in the context of this show and medically.
16:08Who's next?
16:09Well, finally, predictably, it is Armando.
16:13Here we go.
16:14Hello.
16:15Welcome to a Yorkshire vet.
16:17I'm Scottish.
16:18Vets are Scottish.
16:20James Harriot.
16:22And I'm going to deal with this poor little chappy here.
16:26Mackenzie Crook is his name.
16:28And he's got a thing called Shepperton, which is...
16:31He's gone solid on the outside, but his insides are very liquefied.
16:35And I think it's because there's a blockage.
16:38He ate a little wee egg two days ago.
16:41And we're going to see if we can just try and dislodge the egg.
16:45So, I've got some pellets that are full of roughage.
16:48So, one little pellet goes in.
16:52Yeah, I think we're loosening up.
16:55Second pellet.
16:57Here we go.
16:58I'll just give another wee third pellet.
17:00See if that does it.
17:02Oh!
17:04Jeez!
17:05Oh, my word!
17:07He's gone and farted out a fucking ostrich!
17:11My God!
17:12Mackenzie, you're saved.
17:14We were going to have you on Sunday,
17:16but I think we're going to be having that one.
17:20Do you mind reading me your predictions?
17:22Yeah.
17:24I predict a sheep will fart out an ostrich.
17:27LAUGHTER
17:31APPLAUSE
17:32Wow!
17:35Yep.
17:36An emotional situation.
17:37I've no notes on this.
17:38This is an excellent piece of work.
17:40You're doing well today, aren't you, baguette boy?
17:44Before you do the points, can I just...
17:46I've asked Chris if you'd send me a voice note of a song.
17:49It's going to mess with the scoring system, but as you wish.
17:54Please answer.
17:55I just sent you a voice note.
17:58Can you just confirm for Greg that you did...
18:00This is because I could lose points here, mate.
18:02Can I just say, I'm just thrilled you're alive.
18:05LAUGHTER
18:07This is it.
18:09Uh, uh.
18:10It's...
18:11Can you believe that it's an antelope?
18:14It's not a cantaloupe.
18:16Oh, cos it's an antelope.
18:19Then it was, like, a rap solo for 20 minutes.
18:22Yeah.
18:23OK, thank you very much.
18:29I loved all of them.
18:31I genuinely did.
18:32So I'm not giving anyone one point.
18:34I love them so much, I'm not giving anyone two points.
18:38Ooh!
18:39I am, however, going to clump together Amy, Joel and Joanna
18:43and give them three points.
18:46Oh.
18:46Oh.
18:46Amy, Joel and Joanna's three points.
18:48OK.
18:49There must be a jump up for the sheer creativity involved
18:54in making time up.
18:57LAUGHTER
18:58And you know what got Armando the five points?
19:01No.
19:01It was the fact that he took some time to put moisture
19:04over the ostrich's face.
19:06LAUGHTER
19:06Four to Camille, five to Armando.
19:07A bit of detail sometimes.
19:09A bit of detail.
19:12Scoreboard, please, scoreboard boy.
19:13Yes, you won't believe it.
19:14Armando's got maximum points.
19:16He's in the lead with ten.
19:18APPLAUSE
19:19Wow.
19:21May we have another task, please?
19:23Of course.
19:24And it's team time.
19:25Oh, what's our favourite fish?
19:28Sardines!
19:44Oh, no.
19:46Oh.
19:48Oh, no.
19:49That's sad.
19:51After you.
19:53Oh, oh, my gosh.
19:54Wow!
19:56Oh, that's quite, uh, beautiful.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59Oh, my God.
19:59Should we get it out from underneath? Quite traumatic, yeah.
20:07There you go, he's fine now.
20:08You know what, I think that's really going to help him.
20:11Yeah, great.
20:12Oh, no.
20:15No, I think he's fine, because he doesn't need to shake,
20:17because he's, like, in the water now, so...
20:19He's not having trouble breathing, he's...
20:22If I open this...
20:23And it says, keep the fish alive.
20:26Oh, keep the fish dry.
20:30Win sardines.
20:32Split up and search for Alex.
20:34Ah, yes.
20:35You must not be within sight of each other while searching.
20:38Except for two of you who must hold hands at all times.
20:42Also, you must only whisper,
20:44and when you find Alex, you must stay with him and remain silent.
20:47Fastest team to all find Alex,
20:49get three sardines in the tin and shut the lid wins.
20:52Your time started when you opened the task.
20:54Right, we can't...
20:56Okay, so what do we do? Who wants to hold hands?
20:58I'd like to go with someone, I don't want to go on my own.
21:02Okay.
21:03Oh, no.
21:04Oh, that felt bad.
21:05No, I'm good.
21:06Go for it.
21:07Go away, American boy.
21:09I'm trying to start it.
21:12I'm sorry.
21:13You go...
21:14You go away, let's look for Alex.
21:16We'll look for Alex.
21:16We'll go inside.
21:18It feels so weird to hold the hand of another woman.
21:20I know, I'm so sorry to your beautiful, beautiful wife.
21:23Oh.
21:24I'm going to whisper.
21:26It feels like now I'm inviting you home.
21:28Don't bother your hands.
21:30It's been a fun way here.
21:31I'm sorry, wife.
21:40Pretty straightforward with the team of two,
21:42but, my God, the other team had all sorts of stuff going on,
21:45didn't they?
21:46International bullying, adultery, death of animals.
21:50We'd better get stuck in and see how this plays out.
21:53Sardines.
21:54You love sardines.
21:55We play it together quite often.
21:56You made me hide.
21:58That's the end of the game.
21:59Ready?
22:02It's sardines time.
22:04Alex.
22:05Alex.
22:06Alex.
22:15I feel like we're searching for someone to have sex.
22:25It's got to be outside.
22:29Camille hasn't come in.
22:32Alex.
22:35Well, he's found him, and he's somewhere.
22:39Alex.
22:54This is the ten.
22:56This is the two.
22:57We need one more, sorry.
23:03Caravan?
23:04Should we have sex in the caravan?
23:05Shall we have sex in the caravan?
23:09Shall we have sex in the caravan?
23:11Shall we have sex in the caravan?
23:13Shall we have sex in the caravan?
23:14I can handle it.
23:19Alex.
23:21Alex.
23:22I played this once with friends.
23:24Just a couple of years ago.
23:26I had a good friendship.
23:28Oh, my God.
23:30I'd like to know more about that.
23:33This is so...
23:34It feels so...
23:35Why do I feel naughty?
23:37Someone put it very seriously.
23:39One person was left, sir.
23:41They couldn't find it.
23:42They were very upset.
23:51We need one more.
23:59I've got the clock.
24:01You did it.
24:02Yeah!
24:08Delightful.
24:08I know it didn't turn as messy as I feared at one point.
24:11I particularly fear it was going to turn messy when you said,
24:14it's like we're searching for somewhere to have sex.
24:16The next thing you did was open a pretty small spice cupboard.
24:22Do you want to talk about the friendship that was ruined
24:24last time you played this?
24:25If our friends watch it, they will know exactly what we're talking about.
24:29My wife is right there.
24:30She can corroborate.
24:31I corroborate.
24:34What a great system you guys have got.
24:38Jamel found me in five minutes and I think, ironically,
24:40our friendship started at that point.
24:42We had a lovely chat today, didn't we?
24:43Yeah, it was actually very nice.
24:45Yeah.
24:45I think I'm better at talking to people in the dark,
24:48not making eye contact.
24:49It's kind of ideal for me.
24:51The others took a further ten minutes to find me,
24:54so it was a total of 15 minutes and ten seconds.
24:56Oh, wow.
24:59Hey, that's it. We're halfway through.
25:01We can't stop now.
25:02He's got nothing else in his life.
25:03We'll see you in a minute.
25:13Hello there.
25:14Welcome back.
25:15It's part three.
25:16You know what that means, Alex?
25:17Alex means we need to complete the sardines task.
25:20Here's the team of two's attempt.
25:21It's Armando and Joanna.
25:23I don't know.
25:24To fall, find Alex, get three sardines in the tin
25:26and shut the lid wins.
25:27So, basically, our first thing is find Alex.
25:29And the team.
25:30You go there.
25:31I'll go and look at you.
25:32I'll go.
25:33Where is Alex?
25:35Alex, are you in here?
25:36Are you in there?
25:37Are you in there?
25:39Oh.
25:52Where are you?
25:58Right, sorry.
26:01He's not going to be in a bloody cupboard, is he?
26:06Where is he?
26:12Hello.
26:16Hello.
26:16Hello, Joanna.
26:18When?
26:18Where do we get the sardines from?
26:21Where do we get the sardines from?
26:23Where do we get the sardines from?
26:23Well, it's beyond the sardines.
26:24I think we're in here.
26:25It says, put them in the tin.
26:27Beyond the tin.
26:28This is kind of thin-shaped.
26:30Okay.
26:35I know she's found him.
26:37And I'm now just spending the rest of my days wandering around.
26:49Sardines.
26:54We're having trouble with the four guinea pigs.
26:56We've all got to be near Dad.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Will you do that?
26:59Yeah.
27:01Ssshh, ssshh, ssshh.
27:02Yeah, so we've got above the guinea pigs and a pen outside.
27:06Oh, yeah.
27:06Which we're quite looking forward to.
27:08In a pen.
27:08A pen.
27:09A pen.
27:10A pen.
27:12I've taken over the play room.
27:14My dad can't even go into the same room as them.
27:19I've been here for seven days now.
27:22Please, someone come and find me!
27:31PHONE RINGS
27:33I don't know why that helps!
27:35PHONE RINGS
27:38Er, hang on.
27:39What's this?
27:42PHONE RINGS
27:43Oh! Quick, get in!
27:45Cos all of us have to get in.
27:46But we have to find... We have to find...
27:52Is that glassed as shut?
27:53Is it shut? Is it shut? Yes.
27:55Everyone breathe. Let me pass.
27:57Your glass is closed. I've stopped the clock.
27:59We can leave it in. Thanks, Dean.
28:00You found me.
28:04APPLAUSE
28:06You personally neuter guinea pigs in your home?
28:09LAUGHTER
28:10I don't personally do it, but I did...
28:13I mean, my God, in the space of film,
28:15I had four of them neutered.
28:17OK. Why can't your dad be in the same room as the guinea pigs?
28:20LAUGHTER
28:21Because of the hay.
28:22And I think he's allergic to them and we've only just discovered it.
28:25He had to go home. He had to go back to Swansea.
28:28He had to leave.
28:29But that's not the reason why the guinea pigs were neutered.
28:32No, they were neutered.
28:33Cos they were getting all aggressive
28:35and there was a whole big testosterone thing going on
28:37and it was like, oh, my God, who's the alpha?
28:38Does the crystals not help with any of this?
28:41LAUGHTER
28:45Why did you keep squeaking that little horn?
28:47I thought the horn might be funny
28:49and then make wherever you are laugh spontaneously.
28:53Ah!
28:54To kind of smoke you out, in a way.
28:55I do find horns funny. I do find them funny, yeah.
28:58But I also did become unaware of the passage of time.
29:03LAUGHTER
29:04Tell me some times and then I'll hand out some points
29:06and then we'll move on.
29:07OK. Team of three took 15 minutes.
29:08Joanna took three minutes 15 to find me.
29:11Yeah.
29:12Amanda took a further nine minutes.
29:14Oh!
29:15Oh!
29:15So their total was 12 minutes 15 seconds.
29:18THEY WIN THE TASK!
29:19APPLAUSE
29:21So it's five points to Joanna and Armando,
29:23but how many for the team of three?
29:25Well, they were still pretty quick, weren't they?
29:26Yeah, three and a half minutes behind.
29:27Three points?
29:28Yeah.
29:29OK.
29:29Three points for the team of three.
29:31Very good.
29:32Very good.
29:32One more task, please.
29:34Yes.
29:35And, without giving too much away,
29:37boink, boink, plop.
29:52Oh!
29:53Hello!
29:54Ooh, wow!
29:55Mm.
29:56Oh, my gosh.
29:57Oh, my gosh.
29:58It's a night.
29:59It's Ollie.
30:00Ollie?
30:01Shall I?
30:02Yes.
30:03Dare I?
30:06Oh, this is so warm.
30:08That's lovely.
30:09Get a ball in the glass.
30:11You may not move the pipe or the glass.
30:15The ball must travel through the pipe
30:17and you must not do anything to influence the ball's movement
30:20after you release the ball.
30:23Fastest wins.
30:24Your time starts now.
30:26I can move this, though.
30:27Can I move this?
30:28Well, I think if you do that, the pipe might move.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Why is that there?
30:32So, I can't physically do anything to do the ball,
30:35but hitting pots and pans to make it in the thing is fine?
30:38I suppose so.
30:39Oh, yeah.
30:39Good idea.
30:45OK, I get it.
30:46Yeah.
30:47We're going to bounce some balls off some pans.
30:49Exactly.
30:49They couldn't affect the ball after it was moving with their own bodies,
30:52but if they set something else up,
30:53the ball could be affected by that thing.
30:55Right.
30:56Let's chat no longer.
30:57Let's crack on.
30:57OK, first up, it's bouncy boy, Mr Joel Domit.
31:00Oh.
31:04Interesting.
31:06Hmm.
31:07Let's just pop that like that.
31:08Let's just see how it goes.
31:09This is fun.
31:10Trial and error, right?
31:18It's inconsistent, though, isn't it?
31:19No, it's exactly the same every time.
31:25Oh!
31:26It's funny that I'm finding this so fun,
31:28but I could just do this in my spare time.
31:33It's so exciting.
31:35Oh!
31:37My heart is beating faster than it would usually.
31:40I mean, obviously it's...
31:42Oh!
31:44I hit the rim.
31:47I hit the rim.
31:49I hit the rim.
31:49Oi!
31:57Oh, I can't get any more rimmies.
32:00Oh, man.
32:01My life is full of rims.
32:03Oh!
32:08Ah!
32:09Seems to be bouncing out quite a lot.
32:10Hmm.
32:13Oh!
32:16The knight's done a little wee-wee.
32:18Who does that?
32:20Mate.
32:23This is the one.
32:24Oh, baby!
32:26Ah!
32:30Ah!
32:35Come on.
32:36Shhh!
32:39Oh!
32:41Oh!
32:43Ha-ha!
32:45Oh!
32:46Oh, yeah.
32:48Come on, Joel.
32:50I sort of think I should start giving Joel half points
32:54every time he does a task that I think he'd be doing
32:56at home anyway.
32:59This is your area of expertise, no doubt about it.
33:02It's one of the most fun days I've had.
33:05Wow!
33:06Yeah.
33:07I don't get out much.
33:09You did it in 14 minutes 50 seconds.
33:11Wow!
33:11That's the standard so far.
33:13Oh, OK.
33:13Next to bounce, two people with great hair and lovely smiles.
33:16It's Amy and Camille.
33:18OK.
33:19I'm not allowed to move the pipe and I'm not allowed to move the glass.
33:22No.
33:23So what are they for?
33:25Well, people do pasta, rice, all sorts.
33:28OK.
33:34Yeah.
33:35That's never happened to me before.
33:36New strategy.
33:40That's never happened to me before.
33:45Right.
33:57Is there a poltergeist in here?
33:59I mean, you guys see that this is crazy, right?
34:02That's insane, isn't it?
34:05Yeah.
34:06OK.
34:11Oh, my God.
34:12It's not straight, you know?
34:14No, I know.
34:14It's like off.
34:15Is that on purpose or was that a mistake when you guys were setting up?
34:18You don't make mistakes.
34:19We don't make mistakes.
34:21What the f...
34:22Fuck.
34:25No.
34:28Oh!
34:29Can I have a thing?
34:31So I can leave...
34:35What do I want?
34:37I want, erm...
34:38What's this?
34:41Erm...
34:42a thing?
34:43Like a...
34:43long sock or a tube?
34:46A long sock?
34:52As long as I don't move it once it's out of my hands, it's fine.
34:56Like, if I can...
34:57I can hold it like this.
34:57OK.
35:04Now we're cooking!
35:07Just need to prop that up.
35:12Oh, my God.
35:15Tapey, tapey, tapey.
35:18Oh.
35:23Ah!
35:28Please.
35:31There has to be another way to do this.
35:33Other than using an enormous measuring stick.
35:36I'll be back.
35:46Oh.
35:47Oh, if I just keep going.
35:48They're gonna go in.
35:50It's in!
35:54Oh, baby.
35:59No, same again.
36:00I didn't...
36:01I didn't know what I thought was gonna happen.
36:02I think the problem is when it hits the glass, it answers it.
36:05Yeah.
36:06I think that is the problem.
36:07Yeah.
36:07Very good.
36:07Very good at this.
36:30I've stopped the clock.
36:33Oh, yes.
36:35What if I'd gotten it in?
36:36Wouldn't that have been triumphant?
36:41Good.
36:42I'm actually in Hollywood that last ball would have gone in beautifully.
36:46Not here in London, my friend.
36:47We don't have the budget.
36:50That's pretty good.
36:52Very good.
36:53Once you remembered the word tube...
36:58...the system you created, beautiful work to treat.
37:00Yes, and it looked great too.
37:03Really well designed.
37:05She took 22 minutes and 57 seconds.
37:08Oh, longer than I thought.
37:10Less impressive than I thought.
37:12A nice rage starting to bubble up in you, I think.
37:15I fully came undone during that task.
37:17It felt like different parts of me were disconnecting and driving home separately.
37:23So, a lot longer than Amy's Heath Robinson creation?
37:27Yes.
37:27Can I guess?
37:28Yes.
37:29It won't make any difference.
37:3013 hours?
37:3333 minutes and 40 minutes.
37:35It's a hefty chunk of a day.
37:37Not that bad.
37:38If only you could reverse time.
37:43OK, we're pausing once again in the final part of the show.
37:48Someone will head home with a life raft, meaning that Taskmaster, a futile show on the surface,
37:54might save the life of a comedian when the ice cups melt.
37:57That's it!
38:07Hello again.
38:09It's part four of the show and we're nearly there.
38:11Now it's time for the final two to try to get the ball in the glass.
38:15It's Joanna and Armana.
38:18So, I can pick out a ball, but like how do I get it into the glass?
38:26Yeah, that will help, knowing the answer to that.
38:28Quite useless at once like this.
38:30I am, right?
38:31I'm useless at anything sort of spatial.
38:38Yeah, I think you're influencing that ball's movement.
38:40I think so.
38:41Probably useful, but I'm going to try.
38:45Right, what happens if I do that?
38:47I'm just going to play several.
38:48Yeah.
38:52Oh!
38:54I mean, forget the task.
38:55I just want to do this now.
38:59Why is there water?
39:03Right.
39:04I'm filling this.
39:05Because I may as well just start doing something.
39:07Sure.
39:09So, I've got this.
39:10It's a slightly jollier thing from The Handmaid's Tale.
39:16Right.
39:16Whoa.
39:18I'm so not good at anything sort of like this.
39:23Well, you never know.
39:24Anything kind of spatial.
39:25Hmm.
39:26Nothing can stop you now.
39:29Well, that could.
39:31Get me in there.
39:33You know that phrase, an infinite number of monkeys?
39:36I think we're hitting that point.
39:39No!
39:43I'm going to go for it.
39:45Right, I'm going to take a pink one.
39:46Come on.
39:48Go for it.
39:52Did it go in?
39:53I'm going to hold that there.
39:58I'm going to hold that there.
39:59I've got it.
39:59I'm holding it down.
40:00I'm holding the glass down.
40:04Please.
40:04Go on.
40:07Yes!
40:08Congratulations, Jo.
40:09You've got a ball in the glass.
40:10I've got a ball in the glass.
40:19The power stance is incredible.
40:22Show a picture of her power stance, please.
40:24Of course.
40:26Here it is.
40:27Bang!
40:28Yay!
40:30That's so good.
40:31That's so good.
40:34That's so good.
40:35You know, before I went in, right, they said to me, you're going to love this one.
40:37And I went in and I thought, oh, my God, I have no idea how you can play this one.
40:41I'm going to put these things together.
40:42And so I saw there was a jug.
40:44So I thought, water's involved somewhere.
40:45I'm bringing more water in.
40:47And then I thought, sod this for a laugh, I'm getting a tube.
40:49LAUGHTER
40:53Yeah, that's what happened.
40:54That's what happened.
40:55That's what happened.
40:56Yeah, the tube was brilliant.
40:58Armando, I wrote down, this is the most fun I've seen Armando have so far.
41:01Yeah, I mean, I've had fun in all the time.
41:03I know.
41:03But I thought you were, like, inventing games within games.
41:06Again, lack of awareness of time.
41:08OK, well, we know that Kamal took 33 minutes.
41:12He gets one point for that.
41:14Amy, 22 minutes, is in fourth.
41:16Two points.
41:17Now, then, Joel, you took 14 minutes and 55 seconds.
41:20Joanna, 13 minutes and 14 seconds.
41:23Ooh!
41:24So you're either first or second, Joanna?
41:27LAUGHTER
41:28Are you first or are you second?
41:30Armando took 50 seconds and 12 minutes!
41:33He wins the top!
41:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:38OK, everyone, please make me raise the stage.
41:41The final task of the show!
41:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:50Wow.
41:50It's a very good team.
41:53Who will read the task out?
41:55Joel?
41:56Domit.
41:58Swing your ring onto your thing to win a ring.
42:02LAUGHTER
42:04If you win a ring, you swing again.
42:06First to win five rings wins.
42:09So, it's going to be individual battles.
42:11First up, Amy versus Kamal, because they're doing the worst in the episode.
42:14I blow my whistle.
42:15You both release your ring at the same time.
42:17Wait, what...
42:18What do you...
42:19LAUGHTER
42:20What do you mean?
42:22Say Amy wins.
42:23Once she gets a ring on her...
42:26..thing?
42:26On her thing?
42:27Is it based on time or number of attempts?
42:31LAUGHTER
42:31Time.
42:32And what if you make time go backwards?
42:38Round one.
42:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:43One ring to Kamal.
42:45Ready for round two, right?
42:47Oh, my God.
42:48Yes.
42:50Ooh!
42:54Ooh!
42:57Ooh!
43:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:02It's another ring for Kamal.
43:04Your one more ring from me starting to chant USA.
43:08LAUGHTER
43:09It still sounds threatening to me when people chant that.
43:13LAUGHTER
43:14Next.
43:17Hey!
43:19Oh, my God.
43:25Joanna has her fifth ring.
43:27Armando's first go.
43:31Oh!
43:34Huh?
43:35Oh!
43:36Yeah.
43:38Ooh!
43:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:44OK.
43:46Oh, Armando.
43:52I'm having such a good time.
43:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
43:58Armando strikes again.
44:00That's Armando.
44:02He's doubled his total to two.
44:13AWESOUS
44:13Right, he's got it.
44:15He's got it.
44:15He's got it.
44:16He's got it.
44:16He's got it.
44:16Well win.
44:17Oh!
44:18That was exciting.
44:20Oh!
44:22That was exciting.
44:24Oh!
44:25Oh!
44:27What happened to you?
44:28Oh!
44:30USA.
44:31USA!
44:31Hey, the old foes back Wales versus USA
44:57huge in Pakistan. Oh, should I be chanting Pakistan? Yeah, okay
45:05This could be it one more for Camille and just five more fame
45:23It's over and I guess they should come and join me and we'll add that to the final score. We
45:28should well done
45:37You do enjoy watching them swing the ring on the thing rings got swung onto things
45:40I liked it right so Amy you didn't get any on but you get one point for coming last Joel
45:45and Joanna joint
45:46Third with one you get three points each Amanda you get four points for coming second
45:50But the winner of the task was Camille of course
45:55Which makes the scoreboard very interesting
45:57Wow, I can't imagine what that's done to the final scoreboard. Is there one person in second place? No
46:03Is there two? No, are there four? No, it's three
46:08Joanna Joel and Camille in joint second on 16 points for the winner eight points above them. It's Amanda
46:25Oh
46:26Well, we've learned welcome to taskmaster
46:31I'm Greg Davis butter me up put me in the oven for three hours at 200 degrees and you've got
46:36yourself a succulent roast
46:38That's ready to make judgment. Oh, I know what just happened. I just made time go back
46:44And Joel Thomas had the tattoo on his head
46:52And of course, Armando Iannucci wins
47:12You
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