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00:06we finished the staircase frame a couple hours ago fiber optics in process terrific we ordered
00:12the oak floors that you like oh good wonderful but there is a matter uh we should discuss what
00:18um i don't really want to say this since you threw paint in my truck when i got the banisters
00:23wrong well suggesting anything other than rose gold was demented totally um but the building's
00:29gonna be more work than we discussed what are we talking well the electrical is not up to code
00:33the hvac needs to be completely gutted the estimates on the theater are skyrocketing because of the
00:38custom lighting and the pyrotechnic capabilities well a vegas show without pyrotechnics is like a
00:43lap dance in broad daylight i won't be caught dead doing it all in all we're looking at an additional
00:4720 million dollars to get the diva operational and that's just a conservative estimate oh god
00:52just to say it it would save us a ton if we didn't have the diva statue well how are
01:00people supposed
01:00to make an entrance if not between my legs where's the joy the the whimsy where's the the wow factor
01:07the wow factor well i mean people love this design the underwear mirror for upskirt selfies will be a
01:14destination in and of itself it's just that it just seems technically unnecessary unnecessary
01:19is there is there a gas leak in here actually there is and that's probably gonna cost oh my god
01:25okay okay okay maybe if we book a headliner we can use some of the advanced ticket sales to fund
01:31this
01:32okay i'll get on that you try to find an outside investor
01:36is now a bad time to discuss why we can't convert a chlorine pool to pink champagne yes yes ma
01:42'am
01:45he's into me
01:57so what happened what happened we took our room you didn't hear this from me but she had the best
02:02night of her life no oh it's deborah could you give me one second well so you shouldn't be talking
02:09to me about this stuff why not hello hi i need your help we're building that state-of-the-art
02:14theater at
02:14the diva and we need a comic for a residency who can bring in a ton of pre-sales do
02:19you know of
02:19anyone deborah you know you don't have to fish for compliments with me as kayla would say you are the
02:24number one living legend and you would slay the boots down on the diva chiquita banana it should be
02:29you you should do it no no no no my residency days are behind me oh uh do you know
02:35bruno fox
02:36is he related to red fox i don't think so because one is black and one is white but you
02:40know what i never
02:41assume you don't know what their mom was doing okay anyway he's like a super popular podcaster in
02:46stand-up he's got a huge following um oh he does those travelocity ads which i actually find quite
02:51funny i don't even hit skip ad oh that guy oh he'd be good can you get him uh yeah
02:58yeah i can get him
02:59great let me know it is so weird to be back here wow she already took down the pictures i
03:11put up
03:12we've been gone for over two years also why would she keep up pictures of you and your college friends
03:17because we're hot and fun well look what the cat farted in let's suck and queefer did you do poor
03:25cat
03:26great to see you guys if you're looking to poach clients there's a dialysis center right down the
03:30street oh my goodness wow that's really funny so look i'm gonna keep this brief please we have an
03:37opportunity for one of your clients as you may have heard deborah vance is opening a casino hotel in
03:41downtown vegas and we would like bruno fox to be the very first comic in residence wow wow bruno
03:49he has a lot of balls in the air right now this is a huge opportunity for a stand-up
03:54right i mean
03:55you know that vegas residency means a steady paycheck shows every night of the week a lot more money than
04:00you'd make on the road oh yeah yeah well you know i'll try to remember to mention it to him
04:05the next time
04:05i talk to him yeah we'll see what he says yeah yeah yeah the next time you talk to him
04:08could be right
04:09now if you just doll him up oh we love to but we got to go right now because we've
04:13got massages
04:14the kind where you come oh together you're gonna go yes are you serious are you really gonna walk
04:19out and later dildos oh my god i know they're gonna present this to bruno like it's a total waste
04:24of
04:24time just to fuck with us so sadistic reminds me of how i used to treat this one girl my
04:29summer camp
04:30so mean you know what fuck them we are gonna go to bruno ourselves and present this offer directly
04:36hell yeah i knew you had that dog in you all right here we go he's performing this weekend
04:42in kalamazoo michigan we are going central time kinky it's easter oh that sucks
04:53to be asked to be a food tester dream come true well it's perfect i mean you have flyover state
04:59taste
04:59and josefina has the most refined palate of anyone i've ever met
05:02hmm pistachio cream in an entree i'm feeling crazy for this so what if we like this chef's food you
05:10guys are gonna just poach him for marty yep damn nice cold rice is hot though well it's not personal
05:16it's just business oh excuse me i love a little crunch big sleigh oh deborah i've been working on the
05:25opening joke so what about this um hello madison square garden i've been silenced for 18 months
05:30so let me finally say this big pants only look good if you're tall yeah i don't want to talk
05:35about
05:36pants uh okay i can't believe we can't figure out this opener no i know i think we have writer's
05:41block
05:41we got to get some new energy going you know we could try cold plunging helps joe rogan helps him
05:46do what all right good point so i put out some feelers to some friends in the vc world about
05:52funding
05:52for the diva that was graham sweeney's office he's a young tech developer big portfolio
05:57he immediately responded and wants to fly in to meet with you oh great and he asked for ava to
06:04come
06:04to what me why oh my god do you think this is like an indecent proposal situation where he'll
06:11only give you the millions if he has one fabulous night with miss ava daniels millions please he could
06:18get you with a donation to greenpeace and some combat boots that's true no one is asking you to
06:25have sex but these vc guys are freaky and we need the money so if he asks to eat sushi
06:30off you
06:30you know play ball all right fine i'll go but i'm telling you if there's a philadelphia roll in my
06:36titty i'm eating that shit marcus set up a meeting and you after this i'm taking you to a parking
06:42lot
06:42and you have to practice walking in high heels hmm now that is a crispy skin bam
06:55i'm serious so i come out of the men's room and i see a trans guy standing there waiting right
07:01i look him in his eyes i say bro i do not mean this like it sounds but do not
07:08go in there
07:15let's go get this son of a bitch
07:23bruna fox yo can we come in
07:28okay jimmy lissac jr this is my partner kayla schaefer how you doing pleasure um sorry to accost you right
07:34after your set which was amazing by the way so funny we can stop smiling and laughing thank you
07:38but we have a very attractive offer for you
07:41i mean if it's a cuck thing maybe but i'm pretty much retired from gay stuff
07:45oh it's not a cuck thing
07:46no no yeah we're managers from l.a schaefer and lissac we represent deborah vance
07:51among others
07:53um and we just wanted to talk to you about a stand-up opportunity that we think you might like
07:57look man sorry but when i'm off stage i can't be about to work anymore you know
08:01okay okay okay um i am down to go out
08:06don't want to party
08:07hmm
08:08um um i'm 100 down for that
08:10okay yeah let's do it
08:12what are you thinking
08:13i mean there's a little bar down the street called kokies
08:16do we need a reservation for kokies
08:18no
08:19but we do need someone to drive
08:21can you all drive us
08:22we got a subaru we rented
08:23so let's do it
08:24music to my ears
08:25the car play doesn't work but that's all right because i'll just sing for us
08:27hope you like nelly frittato
08:29kidding me i'm a nelly boy okay let's get some beers for the ride though right
08:32um
08:41hi hello good evening right this way i'll go get mr sweeney
08:47what did she say this dress is so tight i can't hear in it
08:50also does not leave room for underwear i think my bush is leaving an invitation
08:54well well well deborah vance in the flesh this is such an honor
08:58i'm graham sweeney
08:59graham good to meet you
09:00likewise and ava
09:02hey what's going on
09:04hi
09:05i'm so psyched you could come too i'm a huge fan of both of you
09:08thank you
09:09so i guess you're probably wondering why i wanted to meet with you
09:13well no i'm never surprised when a man's interested in meeting me
09:16i bet you're not
09:18um well would you mind if i did a little presentation
09:20sure
09:21okay please come sit
09:23all right
09:27lane will be right out with some drinks she makes a bomb martini
09:31i have a seat please
09:34all right
09:36now you ladies comfortable
09:37not really
09:38okay first a little bit about me
09:42i got my start streamlining the way hospitals buy and receive medical tubing
09:45oh i used to sell a cat themed blood pressure monitor
09:49see so you get it
09:50genius
09:51so now that i've conquered the healthcare industry
09:53it's time for me to move into my next venture
09:55which is an llm generative ai model i'm calling
10:00quick scribble
10:03ah it's an ai chat bot that helps people sound like the most optimized funniest smartest
10:09version of themselves it's like photoshopping your voice
10:12for anybody who's looking to punch up the way that they speak or write or make jokes
10:17this will help okay take for example a a bridesmaid at a wedding
10:23she wants to make a funny toast but she's a bank teller
10:27sorry so when you say she you mean an ai person that you invented
10:31that i prompted yes cool let's see how she does
10:36sarah's always loved to have fun maybe a little too much fun if you know what i mean
10:43sex
10:44eww now that sucked shit right
10:48yeah but what if she had had help crafting that toast by none other than comedy goddess deborah
10:55vance love her it might sound a little something like this
10:59according to the talmud every bride is beautiful on her wedding day the talmud is of course the drag queen
11:07who did sarah's cheek contouring today
11:10boom goes the dynamite even grandpa's deaf ass is laughing at that one
11:14not bad yeah it does sound like me yeah so um how did you train it to sound like deborah
11:22already
11:22well by scraping material that's online oh so they stole it technically right now it's not regulated and that's why
11:30i've come to you i want to compensate you and i don't just want what's online i want the real
11:35deborah vance
11:36oh well then you should have met me three noses ago
11:39well they nailed it it's a sexy ass nose now look i want your full library and for you to
11:46work with the ai itself training it
11:48yeah can i ask um why us because deborah has the perfect voice for quick scribble
11:55i mean you have such mass appeal that's why you're the number one late night show in america
12:00you tell it like it is but in a funny way and that's how everybody wants to be
12:04well this does kind of prove my long-standing theory that my way is best and everyone else is wrong
12:11exactly see i want that and when i heard that you were looking for investment in your casino i was
12:15like
12:16well this is the coolest opportunity for us to partner up so ladies should we talk about the nuts and
12:22bolts
12:22let's yeah okay so we've got three blocks
12:28it is getting so late we got to bring up the residency as soon as he gets back because i
12:32don't know how much longer i can stay out
12:33come on you stayed up all night for the fiona apple pre-sale you can do it tonight
12:38she never goes on tour it was isla wheel it was a big thing for me
12:40all right hey there he is
12:42can we get another round please
12:44you got it
12:44wow another round
12:46indeed
12:46i haven't drank as much since i rushed
12:49you were in a frat?
12:50no almost i wouldn't fuck the goat and i reported them to the dean but you know what i'm proud
12:54of that
12:54because it led to much healthier rush policies on campus
12:57that's just the kind of guy he is
12:59he would never fuck any animals
13:01no one
13:02okay
13:03anyway so listen deborah vance um is opening a casino in las vegas and they're looking for a comedian to
13:08do a residency and we think that comedian should be you
13:14a vegas residency
13:15that's right
13:16huh thank you
13:18i could get off the road finally
13:20mm-hmm
13:20that could be a good thing for me
13:23bruno vegas come on i mean raw seafood bars as far as the eye can see strip clubs on every
13:30block i mean it's the promised land for guys like us
13:35this is probably the tequila talking but yeah i'm in
13:38yeah
13:39yeah
13:40okay amazing
13:41fuck it we are doing it huh
13:42come on
13:43all right
13:43come on come on
13:44all right so listen we're gonna head back to l.a. tomorrow but we'll be in touch with details
13:48well you can't leave
13:50we can't
13:51no i have another show tomorrow night come on
13:53we gotta go out afterwards celebrate get drinks
13:56oh uh look if we're gonna work together i need to get to know you guys we gotta bond you
14:02know
14:02stay stay please
14:05okay okay all right we'll stay
14:08yes
14:08now one question
14:10who's getting the bag
14:13wow cocaine
14:14um
14:15i just i was really looking forward to reading before bed
14:18trick question i already got it
14:20oh my gosh
14:21okay fine i can only do two lines
14:23you have given me so much to think about this is really really interesting fantastic pitch
14:30yeah i have a couple questions i mean
14:32look ava i know how much you've contributed to deborah's recent material so if i want to accurately capture her
14:38true voice i need you involved
14:40okay so when we hand over the material you can ensure that it's just going to be used for bridesmaid
14:45speeches and not to make like hitler seem young and funny to red-pilled dark web gooners
14:51well we're not in the business of censoring our customers
14:56right don't try to argue with her you'll get nowhere
14:58next thing you know you'll have donated ten thousand dollars to some barista's top surgery
15:02i don't know what happened to the term boob job that's what they called it when i had one
15:06ava ai is here and it's here to stay so you either get on board or you get left in
15:11the past
15:12see that is a big part of why i hate it this this forced inevitability
15:18people like you are always saying that it's happening whether you like it or not but you're the ones making
15:23it happen
15:24okay and you could easily stop it if people could say that they didn't want it but you don't want
15:28to give people a choice
15:30so you just say oh the train's already on the tracks and you don't let people decide for themselves i'm
15:33sorry it is technological r-a-p-e
15:37rape you said it not me oh okay okay let's let's all just take a breath i wish i could
15:42take a breath
15:43i'm strapped down in this motherfucker i can't breathe in here deborah
15:47now why should we believe that this app is this amazing thing that is going to change the world
15:50obviously you want us to believe that because you stand to profit from it
15:53so of course you're going to tell us that it's happening no matter what and it's inevitable okay
15:57oh my god this is exactly like when like a fucking random ass diner puts a sign out front that's
16:02like best waffles in america
16:03and it's like yeah according to who the people trying to sell the fucking waffles i am not trying to
16:07sell you bad waffles
16:08trust
16:10well yet again she's managed to bring waffles into the conversation
16:13okay lots to think about here graham
16:15yeah thanks so much i'll uh i'll give it a thought i'll talk to my people
16:19thanks jeffrey
16:19yeah
16:24sorry
16:25i'm fine i'm good
16:36i hate this place it smells like an old bicycle seat
16:39it's not that bad and we needed to save money so let's just try and go to sleep
16:44i just normally sleep naked
16:46well sorry but tonight you're not sleeping naked okay
16:51okay jimmy
17:00what is going on over there
17:02i'm so itchy my clothes are making me itchy
17:05okay you can take off your clothes underneath the covers
17:08but then in the morning you're putting them back on under the covers okay
17:11yay
17:13take off my lady boxers
17:16okay i don't need a play-by-play just do your thing
17:23why are you taking them off like that
17:24that's how i always take them off i'm disrobing
17:26you do this alone
17:27what yes
17:34hello
17:37i've been waiting for you down in my office
17:40oh god can we crack a window
17:41smells like king tootin commons tomb in here
17:44sorry i just i got distracted researching the ethics of ai
17:47turns out
17:48really bad
17:49yeah
17:50well
17:51everything's unethical if you think about it too much
17:53as my manicurist says
17:54can you changing
17:56then don't think about
17:57oh my god
17:58oh you want me to whitewash my manicurist people have accents
18:01okay
18:02just gonna move past that one
18:03look before you meet with this guy again
18:05you should know that large language models like quick scribble
18:07are really really bad for the environment
18:09it's an app
18:10everyone uses apps
18:11aren't all apps bad for the environment
18:13yes
18:14but ai uses servers that need 15 times more energy and they build them in poorer communities
18:18look at this
18:19in memphis
18:20an ai plant is stealing all the fresh water and blasting the air with nitrogen oxides
18:25i see
18:26and how much energy are you using keeping 400 tabs open on your browser
18:31see i can play this game too
18:33deborah
18:34no
18:34come on
18:35i sold my malaysian palm oil farm can i have this
18:39no
18:40i am lending my name and my expertise to a program that is going to make people's lives easier
18:46what about the economy
18:47okay
18:48i know you care about that
18:49i mean ai has already destroyed massive sectors of the workforce
18:53yeah
18:53well you know if your job is replaceable
18:55let it be replaced
18:56i'm sorry that's how the market works
18:58oh my god
18:59okay
18:59well what about me
19:00ai is absolutely going to take away jobs from writers
19:03it already has
19:04not if you're good
19:05if you're good you can't be replaced
19:07did you know that in the 80s there was a woman in miami who would do my entire set verbatim
19:12and honestly before my lift she might have looked better than me too but she couldn't recreate my stage presence
19:19and neither can a computer
19:20you're missing the point okay maybe you will be fine but there are a ton of people who won't be
19:25okay this is causing a cataclysmic reshaping of our society that's going to doom us
19:30honey please please it's 9 a.m
19:33okay well i'm sorry i cannot in good conscience participate in this so if you use any of my work
19:37i will sue you
19:40on what grounds
19:41the one cool thing about the american legal system is that i can sue you even if i have no
19:45legal standing
19:45i learned that from you
19:48okay fine
19:50i will just do this deal with material i've written without you
19:54now can we please stop talking about this and go downstairs and work
19:58no
19:59i'm gonna go outside and look at a tree
20:03maybe you could teach your toaster to paint
20:15if you were a letter what letter would you be
20:17hmm
20:18a
20:19you would definitely be an s
20:20unpredictable
20:21all right then there we go
20:22three long island ice tees
20:25oh no thank you but long islands make me say
20:27horny
20:28what
20:29they make you horny
20:30no okay how would you even know that
20:32everybody at tennis camp knew that you were trying to dance with everyone
20:35okay
20:35we all talked about it
20:36but it's on now that's awesome
20:38okay
20:38cheers to us
20:39cheers
20:40cheers indeed
20:40okay bruno i think we need to talk about the specifics of the divalicious residency
20:47resident
20:48residents
20:49see
20:50what is your earliest availability
20:52and maybe we could talk about um an on sale date we can get your poster done
20:56guys guys guys guys guys guys you're making me like nervous all right like
20:59what is your life
20:59no don't be nervous
21:00no come on man
21:02what is that voice
21:03don't be nervous
21:04i said i don't want to talk business
21:06it's boring
21:07i want to have fun
21:08okay let's play a drinking game get to know each other better get a little bit more comfortable
21:12i'm up for a drinking game at all times what do you got
21:15so me and my besties play a game where you go around in a circle and you say the worst
21:20thing that you've ever done and if your worst thing is worse than theirs you gotta take a drink
21:26jimmy you go first
21:28uh no let's play flip
21:30do it do it do it do it
21:33okay okay okay this is actually bad
21:36um we got a pr box of free sephora products for a client
21:41and i took them back to sephora and returned them for store credit
21:45no that's so bad
21:47i know i know i know i know i've been carrying that around it's it's not how i normally am
21:50but i was just out of this beard lube i have this particular kind of cream that i shaved with
21:55and i needed to get it
21:55okay so bruno your turn
21:58yeah no i'm good i'm good
21:59oh come on i just saw my sephora thing so now i kind of feel weird
22:02okay fine i'll go i'll go i gotta get one
22:05okay the worst thing everyday was i poked holes into my dad's condoms because i wanted a sister
22:11and then he used those condoms with his mistress and then got her pregnant
22:14then she wanted to keep it but i ended up being a boy so now we have like a creepy
22:18half brother who no one talks to at events
22:19oh i really love robber i try to make him feel welcome whenever i see him
22:23he stinks
22:24okay bruno now that you know the rules your turn
22:27what's the worst thing you've ever done
22:31it was six years ago this coming august
22:36what was
22:37i was leaving my exes
22:40and we just got into one of these fights that we would get into all the time where
22:45we were just saying awful fucking shit to each other man just trying our hardest to hurt one another
22:52i was driving i was so pissed off and i couldn't see straight
23:00and he was just there he was just suddenly there out of nowhere and i slammed on the brakes i
23:06slammed on the brakes but it was too late man
23:10it was too late
23:14that sound that sound i can hear it all the time i hear it when i try to sleep it's
23:20like it haunts me
23:24he was dead
23:29and what would driving him to the hospital have done he was gone so i just drove and drove
23:35him to the hospital have been
23:36just kept
23:36you gotta turn yourself in
23:42what
23:43bruno think about the family
23:45that poor family
23:48but they need closure
23:50bruno you can't keep living like this okay it's eating you alive
23:53you're killing yourself look at you
23:54you're on the road all the time you're drinking way too much
23:57you're self medicating
23:58you're totally scaring us you never want to talk about work it's weird
24:01the only way through is out
24:04you've got to turn yourself in brother
24:09you're right
24:10i can't live this fucking lie anymore
24:13fuck man
24:15i'll call 911 i guess
24:17yeah
24:21hello i am kayla shaffer and i am reporting a murder that my friend did
24:29welcome
24:39welcome
24:40hey
24:40come on hello gorgeous
24:43oh nice to see you again
24:44muah
24:46you hungry
24:47on a piggy
24:49oh i think i'll pass
24:50okay
24:50okay
24:51hey uh
24:52thanks for meeting me here
24:53yeah
24:54yeah you a big uh
24:55soccer fan
24:56Yeah, they're on that French team right there in the blue unis
25:00I'd be there right now, but it's a lot more important to me to lock down this deal with you
25:06Well, I'll tell you what once my casino is open. I'll make sure you have your own seat at the
25:10Divas Sportsbook lounge
25:13Okay
25:14So you're in my lawyers looked over the terms and they gave it to you. Okay, ah
25:19Yes
25:20Eulogies everywhere just got a whole lot fucking funnier
25:23You are gonna make so many people funny. Oh, well, and I bet pretty soon you're gonna be using it
25:29to write your own material
25:31Oh, well, I doubt that well
25:33You are because it's gonna be so good. You're gonna want to I don't think so
25:39Yes, you will because everyone's gonna be using it
25:42So if you want to keep up with the other comedians you're gonna have to but I want to write
25:45the jokes
25:46I like doing the work
25:47So you're telling me that if you got stuck on a punchline and you had a tool at your disposal
25:52to help you with that
25:53You wouldn't use it. Absolutely not. There's no shortcut. Yep, but here's the thing there is I created it
26:00You're welcome. Well, okay fine. Yes, there is but using that shortcut then makes it something else
26:07It makes it not art. Um, I'm sorry, but your joke about laser hair removal is art
26:14Okay, you're right. It's pretentious to call it art
26:18But that laser hair removal joke is something I arrived at after trying a million other versions
26:23Every time that joke didn't work. Not only did I make it better
26:26But it made me a comedian because to become one you have to do it and fail and do it
26:31and fail over and over and over
26:34Until you figure out who you are
26:35Lady stop squawking at me. All I'm trying to do is make your life easier
26:43But it shouldn't be why are you trying to optimize the creative process? I mean, that's one of the things
26:48we've actually figured out
26:48We're good there. You know, we have been ever since cavemen told stories about bears
26:52I mean fix the ozone come up with a cure for cancer
26:55Oh my god cancer again
26:57Look, it sounds a little bit like you don't really respect quick scribble
27:00I respect your business acumen. I do I do but art is only art because the humanity behind it
27:05Plenty of artists are already using it. Oh fine. That's a right. Doesn't mean I have to respect them. Oh
27:10Excuse me. I didn't know Shakespeare had a beehive. Oh
27:16Okay, that was good. That was good. See you came up with that all by yourself. Aren't you proud?
27:23Yeah, this is clearly not gonna work. Yeah, take care. Yes, not okay. You take care too. You know what
27:29lady?
27:29I can get any comic I want to train my AI
27:33Kill Tony said he'd do it for free
27:35Yeah, you do that. By the way, one of your guys just scored an own goal
27:40Fuck
27:42Fuck
27:44What?
27:45Chill out, man
27:46Just watch the game
27:57What are you doing out here?
28:01Listen to the crickets while I write
28:04Watching the stars, communing with nature, you know, while I still can
28:13You got your blood money?
28:16And no
28:17I decided against it
28:20Are you serious?
28:22Yes
28:23Yes!
28:25Woo!
28:26Score one for the good guys
28:27I am so glad I got through to you
28:30No, no, this was an amoral decision based on a nerd being a loser to me
28:35If you say so
28:36Oh, please! This was not all you
28:39If I was that susceptible to your influence, I would have become a communist the moment you first darkened my
28:44doorstep
28:45Whatever
28:45Oh God
28:50All right, now that that's behind us
28:53Hmm
28:54Let's see if we can tackle the real existential problem of our time
28:56Hmm
28:57This goddamn opening joke
28:59Oh, yeah
29:00I've been, uh, been working on a couple things
29:03Check that out
29:10Oof
29:11Okay
29:12Guess I didn't figure it out
29:13Well, no, but
29:15That's okay
29:16We will
29:18Or we won't
29:19But at least it'll be on us
29:22Hell, yeah
29:26I gotta be honest
29:27I haven't written anything in like 30 minutes
29:29I accidentally dropped my pen in the pond
29:33But I've been thinking
29:41Housekeeping
29:43Hell, no no no no
29:49Oh, Roger
29:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh my God
29:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
29:54Why, what?
29:55Wait, oh my God
29:56Where are my clothes?
29:57I'm sorry
29:57Where are my clothes?
29:58I'm sorry
29:58Where are my clothes?
29:58I'm sorry
29:58Did we have sex?
30:00No
30:00Then why am I naked
30:01Oh my, oh, did Kayla and I have sex?
30:03Who's Kayla?
30:04My partner
30:04Then wouldn't be okay if you have sex?
30:07No!
30:08She's my business partner
30:09This is a work trip.
30:10What is going on?
30:12Did you guys have sex?
30:13No!
30:14Okay, well, he's naked. You gotta give him privacy.
30:17Whoa.
30:17Come on.
30:19So weird.
30:20What was up with this hotel?
30:22Kayla, what happened last night?
30:24Well, we convinced Bruno to turn himself in after a hit-and-run.
30:28That was crazy.
30:29God, fuck, that's right. And then what?
30:32And then the last Long Island really got you.
30:34You could barely walk.
30:35It's kind of sweet seeing you so vulnerable like that.
30:38Then we found out that the hotel has bed bugs.
30:41Bed bugs?
30:42Oh! Oh, oh, my God!
30:43I know. I-I was like, bed bugs are real?
30:46We freaked out. We burned all our clothes.
30:49You burned our clothes?!
30:50We burned our clothes.
30:52You were the one that lit the first match, honey.
30:54Why did you let me sleep here if there are bed bugs?
30:56Let you? I don't let you do anything.
30:59I'm not in charge of anyone's actions but my own.
31:03I am really getting it.
31:05Oh, my God. No wonder you were so itchy.
31:07Of course there were bed bugs.
31:08Anyways, I got us new clothes at Sassafras.
31:11What the fuck is Sassafras?
31:13It's a teen clothing store for girls.
31:15It's the only place that was open.
31:17But they have some really cute stuff in there.
31:19It's also so important for girls in the community to have a place they can go
31:23and get cute stuff that doesn't sexualize them.
31:26I-I don't care. Good for them.
31:27You should care. I talked to Mandy about it.
31:29Who the fuck is Mandy? And why are we talking about her?
31:31The owner of Sassafras. She is a small business owner and you just yelled about her.
31:36Okay. I'm sure she's lovely. I just want to get dressed. This is highly inappropriate, Kayla.
31:40Okay. Here. Here's your clothes. Put it on.
31:44Last time I ever helped you with anything.
31:46Just kidding.
31:49Hurry up! We're gonna miss the flight!
31:51Oh.
31:52Oh, Lord.
31:57Oh, my God. Are you sure we're walking the right way?
31:59I think so. Where the F is it? I swear I parked here.
32:02We've been walking forever and these stupid sugar floaties are giving me horrible blisters.
32:06Get over it. You look good.
32:10Oh, no. It's Deborah.
32:13I'm gonna have to tell her about Bruno.
32:14Hey!
32:15Hey!
32:16I know you've been working on getting us Bruno Fox for the Diva,
32:19but I've changed my mind.
32:21Oh, no. Why?
32:23We're scaling way back.
32:26I selflessly have given up on the idea of erecting a giant statue of myself.
32:30It's a tragedy.
32:31Jimmy, you should have seen the breasts.
32:33And we are scrapping the whole idea of a big theater entirely.
32:37Instead, it's gonna be a proper comedy club.
32:39You know, intimate, old school.
32:41You know, a place where emerging comics have a chance to hone their voices.
32:45I actually think that's really cool.
32:46Great. I hope you didn't go to any trouble.
32:49Oh, no. No trouble at all.
32:52Good.
32:52Okay. Let's talk soon.
32:53Bye.
32:55Well, she doesn't want Bruno, so I guess we got bed bugs for nothing.
32:59Oh, I think that's it.
33:01Yes!
33:02Oh, thank God.
33:03My car!
33:05Hey! Wait, wait, wait!
33:07We paid for parking. Wait!
33:09Daddy?
33:10What the hell?
33:11My God, have you no dignity? Cover up!
33:15Uh, I am covered. It's a full blouse.
33:17I'm talking to Jimmy. You look like two Hannah Montanas.
33:20Hannah Montana was two people you fucking moron.
33:23We got bed bugs and we had to go to Sassafras.
33:26What about the chokers?
33:27They complete the look.
33:28Apparently they complete the look.
33:29Hmm.
33:30I'm taking your Porsche back, Kayla.
33:32What?
33:33You can't take back a 31st birthday gift? You crazy psycho?
33:36See, I heard what you did.
33:38You talked Bruno into turning himself in.
33:40Why didn't you just leverage it?
33:42Offer to keep his secret if he did your stupid fucking residency.
33:46It's about closure for the family!
33:48Well, losing your car is just the beginning, Kayla.
33:52You see, our most valuable asset, it's not our money.
33:54It is the Schaefer family name and you are sullying it.
33:58Whatever. Who cares?
34:01I'm not paying for your bullshit anymore.
34:03Your trust fund's gone.
34:05Wait, what?
34:06And say goodbye to your fancy office.
34:08Good luck running your pathetic fucking company now.
34:12Let's go!
34:20Fuck!
34:325
34:3336
34:34A
34:3411
34:37I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is
34:42Faith in me brings me to tears
34:48Even after all these years
34:52And it pains me so much to tell
34:57That you don't know me that way
35:03And though my love is rare
35:09And though my love is true
35:15I'm like a bird, I'm only fly away
35:19I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is
35:24And baby, all I need for you to know is
35:27I'm like a bird, I'm only fly away
35:30I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is
35:35And baby, all I need for you to know is
35:38I'm like a bird, I'm only fly away
35:41I don't know where my soul is, I don't know where my home is
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