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00:00:11This virus kills just Homelander or every suit don't know but we'll have a lot of fun
00:00:16to now won't we but if Homelander got his hands on some v1 then theoretically he'd be like
00:00:19soldier boy immune to the virus maybe even immortal I want our entire pharma division
00:00:24working on nothing but recreating the v1 formula but destroy the original formula that could take
00:00:30years do you have v1 I don't but bombsite does that piece of shit's still alive Clara Watts name
00:00:36came up I guess we're related in more ways than one where is she dead suicide oh shit Homelander
00:00:42is an open baby book the soldier boy is tricky I need you to read his mind
00:00:50you send an eel to ass murder Adam Bork you're just gonna happen now you fucking do whatever I say
00:00:56whenever I say it you know who this is this is a legend I was balls deep in golden geisha
00:01:02and
00:01:02Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me I was visited by an angel and she foretold my destiny
00:01:09and what is it I'm the savior of the world
00:01:25how lucky can one guy be I kissed her she kissed me like the fella once said ain't that a
00:01:35kick in the head
00:01:39the room was completely black I hugged her and she hugged back
00:01:46thanks for visiting VMC theaters where it's always a super day for the movies
00:01:54hey I see you're putting fat in the water cup you little bastard you gotta pay for that
00:02:00dude you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago
00:02:04I was just gonna do it relax
00:02:09oh
00:02:12you know what the smell reminds me of Miriam Liebowitz
00:02:16I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival and uh
00:02:21I shoved my grager up her hamantashen if you catch my drift
00:02:26we fucked
00:02:27just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot
00:02:30yes boss
00:02:37hey thanks for visiting VMC theaters where it's always a super day for the movies
00:02:41can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets
00:02:45Chet Vanderbilt huh
00:02:48yes
00:02:48it's my totally legit and believable real name
00:02:52you're a hard man to find
00:02:54well can you blame me
00:02:56Fort would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them
00:03:00so maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater
00:03:04what
00:03:05the leaf show business
00:03:09we need to talk
00:03:13Tanner
00:03:14you're going on a break
00:03:17we come to VMC theaters
00:03:19to laugh
00:03:20to cry
00:03:21to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens
00:03:24and to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal
00:03:29because
00:03:30we need that
00:03:32every dang one of us
00:03:33the indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down
00:03:37and we go someplace we ain't never been before
00:03:39in here
00:03:41we're not just
00:03:42we're looking for one of your old bump buddies
00:03:44bombsite
00:03:46wish I could help
00:03:47our noses haven't crossed in years
00:03:49heard he got clean
00:03:50still
00:03:52you gotta be able to get a message to him
00:03:54nah
00:03:54even if I could
00:03:55which I can't
00:03:57he
00:03:58he's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke
00:04:01if we don't get to him first
00:04:04Homelander's gonna get the V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding
00:04:08V1
00:04:08we destroyed all those doses
00:04:10remember to silence
00:04:12are you shitting me
00:04:16what in other than they told Homelander about V1
00:04:19doesn't matter
00:04:19point is Homelander finds it
00:04:21it's game fucking over
00:04:24ah Marvin
00:04:25a year ago
00:04:26I had a good thing going
00:04:28my penthouse was paid off
00:04:29I got the best table at Elaine's on two minutes notice
00:04:33and then Homelander starts his fucking purge
00:04:36my accounts are frozen
00:04:37I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here
00:04:40you getting to a point
00:04:41my point is
00:04:42I'm full of shit sandwich
00:04:44thank you very much
00:04:48let me make this clear
00:04:49you either help us
00:04:50or I cut your fucking balls off
00:04:52you sound like butcher now
00:04:54you know that
00:04:55it's not a great look for you kid
00:05:01having said that
00:05:02I do still need my balls for stuff
00:05:08alright
00:05:09fuck it
00:05:12I guess we'll poke the shitbag bear
00:05:23hopefully the 35th try is the charm
00:05:31hmm
00:05:44hey
00:05:44you wanna see me boss
00:05:47is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that
00:05:50ideally no
00:05:52yo you guys seen firecracker
00:05:53she was gonna come on the pod
00:05:57firecracker has moved on to a better place
00:06:00Orlando
00:06:04oh
00:06:05oh
00:06:06shit
00:06:06oh no
00:06:07why what happened
00:06:08we just don't have any more room in the boat for
00:06:11uh
00:06:13non-believers
00:06:15I'm on the boat
00:06:15I like boats
00:06:16mean boats are like that
00:06:18sir I
00:06:19I believe in you
00:06:20sir
00:06:21I
00:06:22which is why we have an important job for you
00:06:25some protesters have blocked a new vaught petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea
00:06:29right
00:06:30the one in Africa
00:06:31just off the coast of Alaska
00:06:32anyway when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior
00:06:37the Saudis are gonna feel some big feelings
00:06:40OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States
00:06:44we need that pipeline fully operational and those protesters gone
00:06:48gone
00:06:49I got you
00:06:50no
00:06:51uh
00:06:52you will shoot a PSA
00:06:54announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it
00:06:56you know it's just that fish
00:06:59they don't love pipelines
00:07:00in fact they kinda fucking hate them
00:07:03thought you were on the boat
00:07:06so what's more important Homelander
00:07:08or some fucking grouper
00:07:13Homelander
00:07:13Homelander
00:07:14of course
00:07:14yeah
00:07:15I'm on it
00:07:23I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula
00:07:28I'm sorry
00:07:30there's no way Frederick Vaught is smarter than you
00:07:36keep swinging
00:07:37you'll get there
00:07:51once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood
00:07:54challenged the man
00:07:56they called him a loked out troublemaker
00:07:59but he wasn't making trouble
00:08:00he was teaching love
00:08:02for America
00:08:03come home
00:08:04as our very own American prophet Homelander
00:08:07delivers his weekly sermon
00:08:08streaming live every Sunday
00:08:10come home
00:08:11to the democratic
00:08:12we can't do this
00:08:13just
00:08:14just fucking
00:08:16no
00:08:17I told you Huey
00:08:19as soon as the germ is ready we go
00:08:21and according to Frenchie
00:08:22it's ready
00:08:22oui
00:08:23but
00:08:25I beg you
00:08:27you got a way in
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager
00:08:31time is set
00:08:3224 hours
00:08:36all right
00:08:38good
00:08:39stick it somewhere close to the altar
00:08:42nice and quiet light
00:08:43then
00:08:44right in the middle of Homelander's
00:08:46lead us in the temptation
00:08:47deliver us from evil bollocks
00:08:48it'll spray fresh pine scent
00:08:50and a big dose of kill juice
00:08:53cunt drops dead
00:08:54forever and ever
00:08:55amen
00:08:56you don't have to enjoy it so much
00:08:58oh I beg to differ
00:09:01I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer
00:09:04we can still get the V1
00:09:05yeah and so can he
00:09:06that's a risk we can't take
00:09:08we're out of time mate
00:09:11right
00:09:15surprise surprise
00:09:17butcher
00:09:18I've had anal warts
00:09:19I've been more excited to see
00:09:21ah so your head's still up your own ass
00:09:23is it
00:09:23let me ask you
00:09:24did you pay extra for this
00:09:25dead raccoon smell
00:09:26closest hideout we had to you
00:09:29starlight
00:09:30well
00:09:30what a pleasure
00:09:32indeed
00:09:33you remind me of a young
00:09:35Ursula Andress
00:09:37timeless beauty
00:09:39she pissed on me once
00:09:40yeah
00:09:41he's a charmer
00:09:42um
00:09:42but you can help us find bombsite
00:09:44yeah well
00:09:45see that's
00:09:45okay that's
00:09:46that's the trick
00:09:46uh
00:09:47if bombsite doesn't want to be found
00:09:49you can't
00:09:50you can't find him
00:09:50so what you gotta
00:09:51you gotta go
00:09:51sideways
00:09:52you gotta go through his lady
00:09:54golden geisha
00:09:55golden geisha
00:09:56that name doesn't sound racist at all
00:09:58golden geisha
00:09:58had a very steamy fuck scene
00:10:00with eric estrada
00:10:01in operation orient
00:10:03very progressive
00:10:04for the day
00:10:05but hey
00:10:05if anybody can get a message
00:10:07to bombsite
00:10:08yeah goldie can
00:10:09and where can we find the old slag
00:10:11well
00:10:11goldie's had some health issues lately
00:10:13she moved into the villages
00:10:14vaught villages
00:10:15mm-hmm
00:10:17it's a retirement home for
00:10:18soups
00:10:19if it's vaught
00:10:19then they have tight security
00:10:20that you can get in
00:10:21and keep a low profile
00:10:22there's the pope shit in the woods
00:10:24i wanna come
00:10:25can i come
00:10:25oh yeah
00:10:26it'll be a treat for you
00:10:26see what real stars look like
00:10:28all right
00:10:28you two sort the church
00:10:30we'll have a word with geisha
00:10:31see if we can find that v1
00:10:33before the cape cunt
00:10:34happy gov
00:10:35um
00:10:36yep
00:10:36he's happy
00:10:37all right
00:10:37let's get cracking
00:10:41hey
00:10:42guys
00:10:44i need you
00:10:45to promise me
00:10:47that we will find that v1
00:10:48petite juvie
00:10:50i promise you
00:11:01we had a deal
00:11:02one i was drunk
00:11:04two i never agreed to shit
00:11:05she did
00:11:07reading homelander or soldier boy's minds
00:11:10if i wanted to commit suicide
00:11:11i'd asphyxiate myself
00:11:12at least then i'd get off first
00:11:14and oh yeah
00:11:15there's the tiny little detail
00:11:16of you trying to bring on
00:11:17the fucking apocalypse
00:11:18i offered you a spot in my bunker
00:11:21i'm vp
00:11:22do you know how bad it would look
00:11:24if the world ended on my watch
00:11:26i need to know
00:11:27if you're in
00:11:28or if i need to move to plan b
00:11:30how about plan go fuck yourself
00:11:34people are so predictable
00:11:37plan b it is
00:11:39plan b it is
00:11:58what the fuck
00:11:59what did you do
00:12:01chloroform
00:12:01it's quiet
00:12:03madam vice president
00:12:05is everything all right in there
00:12:06apocalypse or no
00:12:07i need your help
00:12:09homelander cannot become immortal
00:12:11so send the agents
00:12:12madam vice president
00:12:13uh
00:12:14i'm fine
00:12:15i'm fine
00:12:16i just stubbed my toe
00:12:18walking around
00:12:19as people do
00:12:20do you need assistance
00:12:21no
00:12:22nope
00:12:23i am all good
00:12:24so just stand down
00:12:25and stand by
00:12:26confirmation code
00:12:28ginger snap
00:12:33you don't think they could tell
00:12:35no
00:12:35no
00:12:35you did good
00:12:36okay
00:12:36all you have to do now is be in the room
00:12:39and read soldier boy's mind
00:12:44i'll take care of the rest
00:12:46fuck
00:12:48i don't care how they did things on the reservation
00:12:51you're in the big city now
00:12:52here
00:12:53i'm the chief
00:12:54these smell smoke
00:12:56that's crazy
00:12:57i don't smell anything
00:12:58sir there's a fire at the old mill
00:13:00you know what
00:13:01you're gonna do all right here
00:13:04chief
00:13:05great spirit say
00:13:07let's get rolling
00:13:19what does that smell
00:13:20it's like hand sanitizer and lasagna
00:13:23that's what death smells like
00:13:25see the blonde over there
00:13:27i fucked her
00:13:28in 74
00:13:29got me in the mile high club
00:13:31no plane
00:13:32how is this low profile
00:13:34i have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people
00:13:36there is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch
00:13:40well not in the faces anyway
00:13:42but yeah
00:13:43listen
00:13:43you know me
00:13:44i don't like to kiss and tell
00:13:49oh g49
00:13:51son of a whore
00:13:53need bees
00:13:56goldie
00:13:57look at you
00:13:58just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in marsha mason's triple banger
00:14:03there aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again
00:14:06just here to talk
00:14:08she with you
00:14:09kimiko hi
00:14:10wow uh i'm a fan
00:14:12big fan
00:14:13huge fan
00:14:14oh is he had yellow fever
00:14:16baby i got all kinds of fever
00:14:18i'm the united colors of fever
00:14:20i don't want to fuck him
00:14:21he is old and disgusting
00:14:23okay you know i can hear you when you say that right
00:14:25what the fuck do you want
00:14:26we need to talk to bombsite
00:14:29get out
00:14:30goldie come on
00:14:31don't goldie me
00:14:33you come in here and you bring him up
00:14:35well listen
00:14:36there was a time you and bombsite were tighter than woody and me
00:14:39before
00:14:39soon you
00:14:41you must have a number at least
00:14:43well i don't
00:14:43haven't seen him in years
00:14:45so kindly fuck off
00:14:46i have a game to win
00:14:48they bothering you goldie
00:14:49no we're not bothering anybody
00:14:51yes they really are
00:14:53we wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important
00:14:55okay all right
00:14:56take it easy there hot flesh
00:15:00so geisha told me to eat her golden ass
00:15:02i dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great
00:15:07they all bats nearly 80 and you can't make a tour
00:15:10we were surrounded
00:15:11they might be old but they still have powers
00:15:15i didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people
00:15:17well that's just a thing isn't it
00:15:19they aren't people are they
00:15:24look if she won't get on board
00:15:26we wait till she's alone
00:15:27yeah
00:15:28asleep in a room
00:15:29nip in grab her
00:15:30chuck her in a van
00:15:31take her someplace quiet
00:15:32make bombsite come to us
00:15:34no no no no no
00:15:35absolutely not
00:15:36you lay your finger on goldie
00:15:38bombsite's never gonna help you
00:15:39oh bollocks as soon as he twigs she's in trouble
00:15:41you'll come run
00:15:42those are my friends in there and i know you butcher
00:15:45there's no way this doesn't end bloody
00:15:47a week from now
00:15:49all them geezers
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway
00:15:53what the fuck does that mean
00:15:55what is it
00:15:56marvin
00:15:57talk some sense into him would you
00:15:59butch is the only one making any sense right now
00:16:01what has happened to you kid
00:16:04it's like you've gone crazy
00:16:05the whole world's gone crazy
00:16:07i'm just catching up
00:16:08go fuck yourself
00:16:10go back to butter and popcorn
00:16:12better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into
00:16:17pathetic
00:16:21great news my fellow eco warriors
00:16:23vaat petroleum has an all new offshore pipeline in alaska
00:16:27that will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation
00:16:31isn't oil bad for the environment
00:16:33no oil is all natural and organic
00:16:36it comes from the earth
00:16:38and if we don't use it
00:16:39then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing
00:16:42and my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities
00:16:50and most importantly
00:16:52i swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally
00:16:55it's completely safe
00:16:57and you have the deeps green guarantee on that one
00:17:08okay
00:17:10good to go
00:17:11hey do you think
00:17:13we could wait here for a few minutes
00:17:18okay so that one
00:17:19it's like a rabbit
00:17:20but it's got way too many feet
00:17:22really
00:17:23see a frog eating a dick
00:17:25this is definitely in my top five
00:17:29top five what
00:17:32things to do with you
00:17:33you're saying that like
00:17:36this is the last time we're gonna get to do this
00:17:40hey
00:17:41listen to me
00:17:43the guys are gonna find bombsite
00:17:45they'll get to v1
00:17:46you're not dying
00:17:48we will have plenty of time
00:17:49to look for filthy shapes in the clouds
00:17:53god i don't know where it comes from
00:17:56this
00:17:57unshakable hope
00:18:02whenever i get upset as a kid
00:18:04which was
00:18:05which was
00:18:05a lot
00:18:07my dad would
00:18:08always say
00:18:09you know son
00:18:10life is
00:18:1110% what happens to you
00:18:13and 90% how you react
00:18:16and that was infuriating
00:18:18but then
00:18:19i spent a year in an internment camp
00:18:21and i had no control over anything
00:18:24i just lay there
00:18:25at night just
00:18:28so fucking angry
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head
00:18:35but then i finally understood what he meant
00:18:38because the only thing i had left was
00:18:41hope
00:18:44and it is
00:18:46really fucking hard to hang on to
00:18:48but i
00:18:50i'm trying
00:18:53i think
00:18:55you might be
00:18:56low-key
00:18:57the strongest person i know
00:18:58i prefer high-key
00:19:01but thank you
00:19:07look it's
00:19:08it's big bird eating a dick
00:19:11you see an unsettling amount of dicks up there i'm just saying
00:19:18why am i on a call sheet for some
00:19:20church bullshit tomorrow
00:19:22someone has to cover for firecracker
00:19:24unless you're too busy helping homelander find v1
00:19:30we're nowhere on the v1
00:19:32huh
00:19:32really
00:19:33nothing but dead ends
00:19:35keep me posted
00:19:37makeup is gonna need you in the chair
00:19:396 a.m
00:19:40they can feather my nut hair
00:19:42i'm busy tomorrow
00:19:50holy fuck
00:19:51holy fuck
00:19:51the inside of his head
00:19:52that was terrifying
00:19:54i'm not kidding i think i just shit ashley's pants
00:19:56they have a lead on v1
00:19:57yes some guy named bombsite
00:19:59whose soldier boy hates
00:20:00homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him
00:20:03with orders not to tell you
00:20:04where's soldier boy's head in all this
00:20:06you were right
00:20:07he's thinking about helping homelander
00:20:09like he's kind of proud of him
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know
00:20:13that he's proud of him
00:20:14so what's the plan
00:20:16don't worry
00:20:16saw this coming a mile away
00:20:18it's handled
00:20:22by the morning v1 will be toast
00:20:24where are you going
00:20:26gotta cut my tracking chip out
00:20:28never come in here again
00:20:29it's time for phase three
00:20:31wait but what should i
00:20:33are you really just leaving me here
00:20:39fuck
00:20:44what's got you looking blue little lady
00:20:45gee bombsite
00:20:46it's just
00:20:48henry's noticed that i've put on a few pounds
00:20:50getting hefty are you
00:20:52you must not be using bot brand weight control tablets
00:20:56just take one with breakfast
00:20:58or better yet
00:20:59instead of breakfast
00:21:00our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat
00:21:05and give you pep in your step
00:21:07second bombsite
00:21:09henry will be thrilled
00:21:10you said he will
00:21:12fuck
00:21:14shit
00:21:16hey goldie
00:21:19night night
00:21:21night night
00:21:25night
00:21:26night
00:21:28night
00:21:29night
00:21:29night
00:21:29night
00:21:30night
00:21:41night
00:21:42night
00:21:42night
00:21:50night
00:21:59Not so fast, white man.
00:22:11This one's for you, Em.
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:33Stop!
00:22:46No, you'll kill him!
00:22:49Stop!
00:22:52Just come on down!
00:22:54You can't get the off!
00:22:57You can't get the off!
00:23:01What is taking you so long?
00:23:08Ah!
00:23:19You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure.
00:23:24Well, there's no side of bombsite or fucking anyone.
00:23:28Maybe Crime Analytics got a bad tip.
00:23:41Come on, rub it.
00:23:42Rub it with your stump.
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:55I can't explain.
00:23:57That was Clara.
00:23:58You told me she killed herself.
00:24:00She did.
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her.
00:24:03It's his fault.
00:24:03So then what?
00:24:04You locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee fuck doll and filmed her for kicks?
00:24:08No, no, no.
00:24:09It wasn't like that.
00:24:11I did everything I could to keep her alive, to make her happy.
00:24:20Just listen to me, okay?
00:24:22It wasn't all like that.
00:24:29I couldn't let her go.
00:24:32I didn't know how.
00:24:36Because I loved her.
00:24:40And so did you.
00:24:44You're goddamn right I loved her.
00:24:47Well, she wouldn't want us fighting over her.
00:24:48Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
00:24:50You knew her for five minutes.
00:24:52I was with her for decades.
00:24:54Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:24:56S-s-s-s-setup.
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us.
00:25:01This has been plen-
00:25:03Fucking Sage.
00:25:05It's Sage.
00:25:06You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us.
00:25:10Oh, come on.
00:25:11I can't find the B1 without you.
00:25:23Good.
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever.
00:25:45Security cameras are looped.
00:25:47Okay.
00:25:56Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:24Oh my God.
00:26:26It's firecracker.
00:26:33jesus i mean it had to be a homelander right you'd think i'd feel relieved but
00:26:43i just feel sad i mean she's a human being maybe that's why a homelander killed her
00:26:53a fucking fax machine yeah it's the last of the numbers she had for him
00:26:59oi 23 fucking numbers you had for bombsite and they're all fucking shite
00:27:03do you know how to delete them i was telling you the truth i have no idea where a bombsite
00:27:10is or how to reach him so just let me go come here keep an eye
00:27:21what the fuck do we do there fetch us some pliers and put the screws to her
00:27:26she knows more than she's let alone oh she doesn't i'm sorry but she's not that good of an actress
00:27:34he's right oh i know villain switches sides in the final hour what a twist shock that never happens
00:27:43but unclench those assholes fellas i'm here to help i'm a free agent now came alone you can
00:27:49shoot me in the heart whenever you like that's a good idea that would go against our mutual interests
00:27:57which is stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal
00:28:03i want him dead as much as you do you spent the last couple of years building homelander up and
00:28:08now
00:28:08you want to tear him down why the fuck should we trust you you can't trust me
00:28:12honestly you shouldn't but you will and why would we do that i know campbell and starlight are headed
00:28:19to plant your little virus you can trace anyone you know what to look for and you baboons you leave
00:28:24a trail of banana peels wherever you go i could have stopped you i could have killed you but i
00:28:30didn't
00:28:31that virus is gonna wipe out the fucking lie of you and you don't strike me as a suicide type
00:28:40i will be in my nice quiet bunker reading wittgenstein in peace well that is unless that bleached blonde
00:28:47baby gets his hands on v1 and survives you must have realized by now granny out there has no clue
00:28:55how to
00:28:55contact bomb site but i do and i can get him here so let me help
00:29:08earlier today there was a catastrophic failure of a vought petroleum pipeline resulting in a
00:29:12significant amount of crude oil spilling into the bering sea
00:29:17sorry i'm just shaking off a migraine but your mind is still an open book chad yes the spill was
00:29:22larger than deep water horizon much larger nope jimmy we don't know when the rupture will be sealed
00:29:27i'm hearing weeks at least and yes this pipeline was deep's baby rest assured he's got the situation
00:29:33completely under control i can't breathe i can't breathe
00:29:43jeremy no no no no no no he's not breathing
00:30:00jeremy can you hear me we know kevin
00:30:26why are you so certain bombsite will come here if i sent you a picture of kimiko tied up you'd
00:30:32hop here
00:30:32as fast as your froggy little legs could take you park geisha over there and keep an eye on her
00:31:00i wanted to say i'm very sorry about this
00:31:07i watched every episode of undercover geisha when i was a kid
00:31:10i loved it even the parts that were ridiculous racist stereotypes
00:31:16it meant so much to see someone who looked like me on tv
00:31:22we watched with japanese subtitles it's how i learned english
00:31:26if you're such a big fan let me go
00:31:29but we cannot not until we get the v1 that bombsite possesses
00:31:34wait that's what you're after
00:31:37v1
00:31:41what's so funny
00:31:44i'll tell bombsite to just give it to you
00:31:46i sure as hell don't want it
00:31:51he stole the v1 for you
00:31:54so you two could be together forever
00:32:01but you didn't take it
00:32:04i said no
00:32:07which is why he left
00:32:09i guess for him
00:32:12watching me get old was too painful
00:32:17i'm sorry i do not understand why won't you take it
00:32:21to live forever
00:32:25maybe torture
00:32:30we're both so young you wouldn't understand
00:32:33maybe i would
00:32:40summer is only beautiful
00:32:43when you know winter's coming
00:32:59is this how you feel
00:33:07honey and i talked about it
00:33:11we'd have to
00:33:27neither of us wants to die but
00:33:31i don't want to be vampires either
00:33:38i'm sorry
00:33:40i hadn't uh
00:33:41it's okay
00:33:43we're both willing to do it anyway
00:33:47for you
00:34:06jesus christ
00:34:07yep it's pretty much what he was going for
00:34:14do i even need to say
00:34:15be careful
00:34:16it's okay
00:34:17it won't go off until the timer does
00:34:20i think
00:34:40starlight
00:34:49starlight
00:34:50is working in his most mysterious ways this evening
00:34:54i didn't think i would ever see you in a house of worship again
00:34:57yeah well i didn't think i would ever see you meet riding homelander so hard but
00:35:02i guess we're both just full of surprises aren't we take it you're not here to repent
00:35:06no i'm here to talk sense into an old friend
00:35:11you did that for me do you remember when um alex and i were going to get those matching tattoos
00:35:16and you talked us out of it
00:35:17tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message
00:35:20especially on a shit-faced 15 year old
00:35:22but if memory serves
00:35:24you weren't so grateful
00:35:26at the time
00:35:27yeah you know it's hard to hear
00:35:28that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your life
00:35:33but
00:35:35i
00:35:37god i wanted your approval
00:35:38so badly back then
00:35:40you know you were like a
00:35:42cool older brother that i never had
00:35:44and
00:35:46you weren't cynical
00:35:47like ezekiel
00:35:49you
00:35:52you believed
00:35:55i still do
00:35:56in homelander
00:35:59come on aaron
00:36:01you know i started preaching when i was nine years old
00:36:04at moldy tent in greenwood
00:36:07and people would come and
00:36:10beg me
00:36:11to pray for them
00:36:13heal their illness
00:36:14look after their children
00:36:17get them a job
00:36:19and i raised my hands in prayer
00:36:21for each of them
00:36:24those prayers went unanswered
00:36:28nobody was listening
00:36:30god checked out
00:36:33homelander is standing in front of us
00:36:35he's not asking for blind faith
00:36:37and when i talk
00:36:38when i talk he listens
00:36:41god is supposed to be selfless
00:36:43okay homelander
00:36:44homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself
00:36:48may be imperfect
00:36:49but he
00:36:49he brought this church up out of ruin
00:36:52he fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation
00:36:55he killed firecracker and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you
00:36:58firecracker was a non-believer
00:37:00she brought his wrath upon herself
00:37:02i am not afraid to stand before homelander's judgment
00:37:12but you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma did you
00:37:18oh andy i am sorry
00:37:22i really did like you
00:37:47stop
00:37:51you know what this is
00:37:53i open it
00:37:54you're dead in 30 seconds
00:38:01so is andy
00:38:03no
00:38:06she already took the antidote
00:38:10you didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me
00:38:12nope
00:38:15but i will
00:38:19unless you let her go
00:38:30don't be a stranger andy
00:38:32room for everyone in our flock
00:38:41authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in u.s. history
00:38:49plenty of fish in the sea bro
00:38:54but most of them are fucking dead
00:38:59you think fish holocaust is funny bro
00:39:01uh yeah payback's a bitch bitch
00:39:06what's that supposed to mean
00:39:08it means i flew up to alaska
00:39:10swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it
00:39:13it wasn't even that hard
00:39:15that shit is really poorly built
00:39:17what
00:39:19why
00:39:20you killed adam bork
00:39:22so i killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever
00:39:24now we're even steven
00:39:28i killed one i killed one dude
00:39:33you killed 1.4 billion fish motherfucker
00:39:35one human being who was a national treasure asshole
00:39:39not just some stupid fish
00:39:44they were my friends
00:39:48sucks to suck dip shit
00:39:51stop loser
00:39:54so let's record this stupid fucking thing
00:40:21you were never my bro
00:40:22bro
00:40:34oh
00:40:37no
00:40:47Oh, God.
00:40:52Oh, God.
00:40:53Oh, God.
00:40:59Oh, God.
00:41:00Oh, God.
00:41:08Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room. Again.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:27Bubbler.
00:41:28You might not remember, but we actually met.
00:41:31Back in the day. You must have been yay high, but you know what?
00:41:34I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:38I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um...
00:41:45We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression
00:41:56that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:00Uh, but honestly, fuck those guys. Fuck them.
00:42:05I'm on you. I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:07And-and-and-and I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:17Great.
00:42:19That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker
00:42:33eating canned tuna and Chef Boyardee?
00:42:35Ooh, crunch wraps, please.
00:42:37And, uh, solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
00:42:44It's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:50And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:51Sorry.
00:42:52Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:58I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it, don't enjoy it.
00:43:04Still mass murder.
00:43:07At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:28Right on, kid.
00:43:42Oi, bum-soi.
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:49When you blow your load,
00:43:51is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59And you'll be wiping your better ass better off off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now, how's about we just cool our jets, and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that, yeah, but...
00:44:30This is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no.
00:44:38Well, this is nothing.
00:44:39But...
00:44:40No, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:41You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:12This makes no sense.
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:20Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:24I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:25I gave my boy up.
00:45:29Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't...
00:45:31Just...
00:45:32Let me become nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume...
00:45:44The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02Look.
00:46:03Kid.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I've been around a long time.
00:46:06And I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old soups.
00:46:14You know all those old soups at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moments in the sun.
00:46:18And they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day...
00:46:57I got shoved out too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming.
00:47:03And I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:06Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight the inevitable...
00:47:15The more the inevitable just...
00:47:18Cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I can go. Leave. No words.
00:48:12Just go. Now. Go.
00:48:15Now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:35I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:48You hand that over, and we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:57Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:03You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:10That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:31It...
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here with her shine.
00:49:48What, you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:55It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:08You...
00:50:14Hey!
00:50:26Robbie, just give him what he wants!
00:50:32Please.
00:50:47Fuck!
00:50:48Let's go.
00:51:02Please.
00:51:03Don't.
00:51:05They kidnapped you.
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:51:11you!
00:51:27Hiya, Robbie.
00:51:28Ben!
00:51:29What the fuck is he doing here?
00:51:30I texted him.
00:51:32He's here to help.
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:51:35Yo, those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:51:39It's their bone. Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:51:45You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:51:48Buddy, the queen sat on this face.
00:51:51It's a national fucking treasure.
00:52:03Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:52:07Would you be sure?
00:52:08Because people are fucking predictable.
00:52:24God damn it.
00:52:26God damn it.
00:52:28God damn it.
00:52:44God damn it.
00:52:49Let's go.
00:53:24God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:33Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:37Ben! Stop! Please!
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:53:59Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You could never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or...
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12Yeah, you were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:18Everything they wanted us to be.
00:54:19Everything they were working towards.
00:54:21They saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:27No.
00:54:30I wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back...
00:54:45Forever?
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06And you and Goldie can...
00:55:08Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:16I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:44I'd do it for you.
00:55:45Oh my god...
00:55:46Oh yes.
00:55:47Oh no...
00:55:55Oh...
00:55:55Oh yes.
00:55:57Oh no...
00:55:57Oh no...
00:55:58Oh no...
00:55:58Oh no...
00:56:07What the fuck is that?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood and I can't remember.
00:57:09Don't.
00:57:10I don't want to fight you.
00:57:19You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit, that I was the strongest soup alive, the ultimate
00:57:26expression of what we could be.
00:57:33But she was wrong.
00:57:38She hadn't met you yet.
00:58:02I don't understand, he wasn't supposed to, it's impossible.
00:58:10When you hate me, I loved her more.
00:58:17And this is what she would want.
00:58:58And this is what she would want.
00:59:31And this is what she would want.
00:59:36And this is what she would want.
00:59:37And this is what she would want.
01:00:20And this is what she would want.
01:00:20And this is what she would want.
01:00:32And this is what she would want.
01:01:00And this is what she would want.
01:01:02And this is what she would want.
01:01:31You
01:01:37you
01:02:09you
01:02:39you
01:03:09you
01:03:39you
01:04:09you
01:04:41you
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