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00:01Michelle, that bustier top is more like a bustier.
00:06Yes!
00:07Oh.
00:07Oh.
00:09Oh.
00:10And that's how you double your pleasure and double your fun.
00:14From Television City in Hollywood,
00:18it's Hollywood Squibs!
00:21Starring Pete Holmes,
00:24Michelle Buteau,
00:26Thomas Lennon,
00:27Meghan Trainor,
00:30Kat Dennings,
00:32Bobby Moynihan,
00:34Law Roach,
00:36and our center square, Drew Barrymore,
00:40and I'm Tiffany Haddish.
00:42We are your Hollywood Squares.
00:46And now, your host, Nate Burlington!
00:50Yeah!
00:51What's up?
00:53Welcome to Hollywood Square!
00:56What's up, stars?
01:03Hello to our players.
01:05Thank you for being here.
01:06And a big hello to our center square, Drew Barrymore.
01:09What's up, baby?
01:11Nate!
01:12That suit?
01:14It's gonna be an all show long suit.
01:16I know.
01:16That's right.
01:18Now, Nate.
01:19Go ahead, Pete.
01:19You got something to say?
01:20You know I do.
01:23Nate, you look like they rebooted the Monopoly Man.
01:30You look like a successful leprechaun.
01:34I was gonna say you look like the wizard of Hollywood Squares.
01:38All right, listen.
01:39There's only one person in this collection of squares that knows about fashion.
01:45Law, tell me how did I do it?
01:48I just wanted to say that I'm the rainbow to that leprechaun.
01:51Oh!
01:52Okay, Law.
01:53Yes!
01:54All right, Law, so I have a question.
01:55Sure.
01:56You have dressed some of the biggest names in Hollywood.
02:02What is the key to getting the perfect look?
02:05The real answer is confidence.
02:07You have to be confident about whatever you're wearing.
02:12You had a lot of confidence to wear that green suit today, but you're doing really well.
02:17Well, thank you, Law.
02:18I appreciate it.
02:18Nate, after this, let's go out for a shamrock shake, okay?
02:22All show long.
02:24I love it.
02:24That's why I love him.
02:25All right, now that we have met our stars, let's meet our players.
02:28Essie, tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:30Yeah, my name is Essie.
02:31I'm originally from Toronto, Canada.
02:33Okay.
02:34T-Dot in the house.
02:36I'm a jewelry designer, but some people say that I am an overachiever as well,
02:41because back when I was in high school, I actually went for the wrestling team.
02:45Right.
02:45Can you show us the move, Essie?
02:47No, I can't, because I actually quit, because I didn't actually like wrestling.
02:51I just wanted to prove that girls could make the team.
02:54Right, right, right.
02:54There we go.
02:56All right, Sammy.
02:57Tell the stars a little bit about yourself.
02:59Well, my name is Sammy.
03:00I'm originally from the Bronx, New York.
03:01Okay.
03:02That's right.
03:03Bronx in the house?
03:04Yeah, yeah.
03:04Forget about it.
03:06As a teenager, I was raised in Puerto Rico, and my Puerto Rican family is big.
03:11My grandmother had 12 kids, and each of those kids had about a minimum of four kids.
03:17And that's my cheering squad, all the way from Puerto Rico, making sure I take it here.
03:20Here we go.
03:21Here we go.
03:22Well, thank you for being here.
03:24Now, here is how we play Hollywood Squares.
03:26It is your basic game of tic-tac-toe.
03:28You win by getting three squares in a row, or by being the first to five squares.
03:31I will ask the stars a question.
03:33All you have to do is agree or disagree.
03:35If you get it right, then you get that square.
03:37Now, if you get it wrong, that square will go to your opponent.
03:40Now, at the end of the game, the player with the most money will go on to our bonus round,
03:44where you will have a shot at $25,000.
03:49But wait, there's more.
03:51Drew, what else we got?
03:52Okay, so if you pick the secret square and you get the answer right, you could win a trip of
03:57a lifetime.
03:59That's right.
04:00Now, before we get started, let's show the audience at home who that secret square is.
04:05All right, let's play some Hollywood Squares!
04:10All right, the first round is worth $1,000.
04:13Sammy, you won the coin toss.
04:14Go ahead, pick your star.
04:16I'm gonna have to go with the original Firestarter, Drew Barrymore.
04:19Drew Barrymore.
04:21Thank you for picking me!
04:23And I love Firestarter.
04:25Boy, did that give me a set of balls.
04:27Seven years old and you can light things on fire with your eyes.
04:29Yeah, yeah.
04:31It really set me on a path.
04:34All right, Drew, here we go.
04:36A group of 1970s California school kids nicknamed the Waldos is credited with coining what popular weed-related term?
04:45I think it's...
04:47Wait, what?
04:50Um, I'm not positive on this.
04:52I'm gonna guess...
04:55Reefer.
04:57Reefer.
04:58Sounds like you got caught smoking by your youth pastor.
05:03Are you kids smoking reefer?
05:05The devil's lettuce?
05:07The devil's lettuce?
05:08All right.
05:09Do you agree or disagree?
05:11I'm gonna agree with Drew.
05:13Gosh, Sammy.
05:14It's actually 420.
05:17You are incorrect.
05:18Okay, okay.
05:19Which means circle gets the steal.
05:22It was weird the whole audience knew that.
05:25I knew it, too.
05:26I grow marijuana.
05:27I know all the facts.
05:30Okay, Tiff the spliff.
05:32Uh, Essie, it's on you.
05:34Go ahead.
05:35Pick your star.
05:35I'm gonna go with the hilarious Bobby Moynihan.
05:38Bobby Moynihan.
05:40Oh!
05:40You picked the secret square!
05:45Bobby is the secret square.
05:46Secret square.
05:47Drew, if she gets this question right, where could she be going?
05:50Antigua.
05:52Antigua.
05:54All right, Bobby.
05:56Okay.
05:56A lot of pressure.
05:57No pressure at all.
05:59All right, Bobby.
06:01Here we go.
06:01The 2025 installment of the Mission Impossible franchise is called The Final Reckoning.
06:06What was the name of the previous film in the series?
06:10Uh, The Squeakquel.
06:12Am I wrong?
06:13No, I'm just kidding.
06:15Uh, I'm fairly confident about this.
06:18I'm gonna say Dead Reckoning.
06:19All right.
06:20Essie, do you agree or disagree?
06:22I did not watch that film.
06:24So I'm gonna trust Bobby and I'm gonna agree.
06:28It looks like you'll be heading to Antigua.
06:32Because you are correct.
06:34Circle gets the square.
06:36Congratulations, you are headed to Antigua.
06:39Let's check it out.
06:40Paradise awaits you and a guest at the Pineapple Beach Club, Antigua's most laid-back, all-inclusive resort.
06:47This adult-only hideaway features a powdery white sand beach, water sports, evening entertainment, and surreal waterfront dining.
06:57Come on, Essie.
06:59I can't believe I get to go, too.
07:01You wanna take Bobby?
07:03Maybe.
07:04Maybe.
07:05All right, Sammy, it's on you. Pick your star.
07:07I'm gonna have to go for the block, so, Thomas?
07:10Yep, that's right.
07:13Block it up.
07:14Thomas, Lennon, how are you doing up there, sir?
07:16It's really, really good.
07:17Do you know that you can rent these suits?
07:20You don't have to buy them all the time.
07:23You look like an international man of mystery who flies premium economy.
07:32Sammy, for the block, this is big.
07:34A 1950 psychiatric study took place at Ypsilanti State Hospital with three men who all thought they were who?
07:43They all thought they were in Destiny's Child.
07:49But they all thought they were Kelly Rowland.
07:53You know they thought they was Beyonce.
07:56Uh, no, I actually did read an article about this, and the answer, I think, is Jesus.
08:03Okay, all right.
08:04This is huge, Sammy, for the block.
08:06Um, I was raised Catholic, and, um, he said he read the article, so I'm gonna trust Thomas and agree
08:13with him.
08:13You know that's code for TikTok. He saw it on TikTok.
08:18Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry. I should have done air quotes. I read an article.
08:23You know what? It wasn't the Holy Trinity, but it was three Jesuses.
08:28So you would be correct.
08:29Oh, my God, yes!
08:30X gets the square.
08:31Yes!
08:32In the block.
08:34Okay. Essie, it's on you. Pick your star.
08:37I am gonna go with Tiffany Haddish.
08:41Tiffany Haddish.
08:44Here we go, Tiff.
08:46When the New York Times reported, there's the cartoonish way she bats her eyelashes.
08:51Were they reviewing a stand-up special by you or Michelle Buteau?
08:56What?
08:57First of all.
08:58Girl fight.
08:59Wait, wait a minute.
09:01I mean, I would say that it was me, because I do blink a lot.
09:05Okay.
09:05And I'd be like, ooh.
09:07I don't know.
09:08Uh-oh.
09:09Okay.
09:13All right. Essie.
09:15Tiff says it's her.
09:17Do you agree or disagree?
09:18She's got great eyelashes, so I gotta agree.
09:21Yeah, with Tiffany.
09:22Yeah.
09:24It was actually Michelle Buteau that they were talking about,
09:30which means X gets the square and the steal.
09:34Oh, damn.
09:34All right.
09:35We are going to take a quick break.
09:37More Hollywood Squares when we come back.
09:47Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
09:48Before we get back into the game, let's check in with a few of our stars.
09:51Megan, how are you doing?
09:53I'm so good.
09:54Thanks for having me.
09:55I'm so excited to be here.
09:56I'm excited.
09:59I'm excited to reunite with my brother's ex-girlfriend, Tiffany Haddish.
10:04What?
10:06They had a big public kiss on TV.
10:10Yeah.
10:11I thought I was pregnant for a few days.
10:13Oh.
10:14Okay.
10:14It didn't work out.
10:15All right.
10:16So you like a little cream in your coffee.
10:18Hey, I like human beings, okay?
10:20Male human being is my favorite.
10:22All right.
10:23We are in the middle of a fierce first round.
10:26Sammy, it is your turn.
10:27Pick your star.
10:28I'm going to go for the win.
10:29So, Kat, let's make this happen.
10:31All right, Kat.
10:32For the win.
10:34Here we go.
10:35Born in 1941, what U.S. Senator attended 2025's Coachella Music Festival?
10:41I don't know.
10:42Lindsey Graham and, like, fur chaps and a mesh pop?
10:46Let's show the clips.
10:50I'm just going to give the answer that I hope it is.
10:52I hope it's Bernie Sanders.
10:54All right.
10:55For the win.
10:56For the round.
10:56For the money.
10:58I think I might have seen this somewhere, but I'm going to be like Kat.
11:01I'm going to hope and agree with her.
11:05You know what?
11:07I am feeling the burn.
11:09Because you are correct.
11:10Next is the square in the round.
11:14In the $1,000 that you are banking.
11:18But we are on to round two.
11:20And remember, round two is worth $2,500.
11:24It's anybody's game.
11:26All right, Essie.
11:27It's on you.
11:28Go ahead and pick your star.
11:29I am going to go with Drew Barrymore to start.
11:33All right.
11:33Drew Barrymore.
11:34Okay, Drew.
11:35Double your pleasure.
11:37Double your fun.
11:38Is the classic slogan for what?
11:40Breast implants.
11:44Yes.
11:45Look at Drew.
11:47Okay.
11:48Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:50Oh.
11:51Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:52Oh.
11:53Uh-oh.
11:54Michelle, that bustier top.
11:57Come on.
11:58It's more like a bustier.
12:03And that's how you double your pleasure and double your fun.
12:05Oh.
12:06Here we go.
12:07Oh.
12:08Okay, Drew.
12:09I know this.
12:11You know this.
12:12That was like a jingle when I was growing up.
12:14It's double mint gum.
12:15All right.
12:16Essie, do you agree or disagree?
12:18I thought it might be that too.
12:20So I'm going to agree with Drew Barrymore.
12:24And you would be correct.
12:26Circle gets the square.
12:27It is indeed double mint gum.
12:30Sammy and Sonya, you go ahead.
12:31Pick your star.
12:32Okay, I'm going to go with my Boricua.
12:35The show.
12:36Oh my goodness.
12:37Yeah.
12:38I got to tell you, Sammy, I love you.
12:40I used to live in the Bronx, but then I was like, I don't want to get in a fight.
12:43But I'm not Puerto Rican, but I can spin like the rest of them.
12:48You know, I feel like J-Lo's cousin that could definitely pass a drug test.
12:52How are you?
12:53Okay.
12:54Michelle, if someone gifts you a coming tonight, what did they give you?
12:59If someone's giving me a coming tonight, I'm giving them a calling tomorrow.
13:09Um, I actually do know this answer.
13:12It's a mineral.
13:13All right.
13:14That sounds about right.
13:16So I'm going to agree.
13:18And you would be correct.
13:19Yes.
13:20Yes.
13:21X gets the square.
13:22All right.
13:23This round is rolling.
13:25Essie, go ahead.
13:27Pick your star.
13:27I really like her music.
13:29So I am going to go with Meghan Trainor.
13:31Meghan Trainor.
13:32Finally!
13:33Oh my God.
13:37Finally.
13:38I'm so excited.
13:38I can witness.
13:40I don't know how it works.
13:41You're already winning in that dress.
13:43Thank you so much.
13:46So fun.
13:47All right.
13:48Here we go.
13:49A 2016 study revealed that, on average, women spend 17 minutes every morning doing what?
13:56Crying.
13:57Um.
13:58No.
14:00Um.
14:01That's like a personal question.
14:02Okay.
14:04Uh.
14:05Okay.
14:06I spend the most time, like, figuring out what to wear.
14:10Essie, do you agree or disagree?
14:13I'm going to disagree.
14:14I think people spend more time doing hygiene things.
14:19Meghan's right.
14:20It's deciding what to wear, which means you are incorrect.
14:23Sorry!
14:24It's my nervous energy!
14:25X gets the steal.
14:26All right.
14:26It's time for a quick break.
14:28More Hollywood Squares.
14:29Coming right up.
14:31I'm sorry!
14:32It's true though.
14:33It could've been.
14:33It could've been.
14:35It could've been.
14:35It could've been.
14:36It could've been.
14:36It could've been.
14:36It could've been.
14:36It could've been.
14:38It could've been.
14:44Hollywood Squares.
14:45Sammy has banked $1,000 in the first round, but Essie can still win round two and take
14:51the lead.
14:52Sammy, it's on you.
14:54Go ahead.
14:54Pick your star.
14:55I'm gonna go with Pete.
14:56Pete!
15:00Here we go.
15:01Austrian Mayor Hans Steininger tripped over and died because of something attached to
15:07him that was too long.
15:08What was that thing?
15:10I'm gonna say, and this is a guess.
15:13I didn't read an article.
15:16But it's an informed guess.
15:18I think it was his beard.
15:19I think he tripped on his beard.
15:21All right.
15:22Sammy, do you agree or disagree?
15:24Well, that's gonna be some long beard, but I'm sorry, Pete.
15:29I'm gonna disagree.
15:31Sammy.
15:32Pete was right.
15:33It was his beard.
15:35Okay.
15:35Okay.
15:35Which means circle gets the steal.
15:39Essie, it's on you.
15:40Go ahead.
15:40I'm going back to Tiffany.
15:42You better do me right.
15:43That makes sense.
15:44For the win.
15:45I'm gonna try my best.
15:46This is big, Tiff.
15:48Okay.
15:50Nesateris rhombacterics is the scientific name for what mythical creature?
15:56That is Chewbacca's government name.
15:59You got that real ID now.
16:01That's what that is.
16:02We got that.
16:03Yeah.
16:04No, it's the scientific name for Tiffany's .
16:08Okay.
16:11Whoa.
16:12Which is correct.
16:14I've seen it.
16:19Also known as Chewbacca.
16:23Yes.
16:24But I'm gonna go with, because I do know one of those words means a lot of hair.
16:29That's in Latin.
16:30Okay.
16:30I'm gonna go with Bigfoot.
16:33Bigfoot.
16:34Oh.
16:35All right, Essie.
16:36This is for the round.
16:37This is for the money.
16:39Do you agree or disagree?
16:41She did me wrong last time.
16:43I didn't know for sure last time.
16:45This time, I think I know.
16:46But I'm gonna, I'm gonna hope she's not gonna.
16:49I'm gonna be honest with you.
16:49I'm not sure if I know, no.
16:51But I feel like one of those words means hairy.
16:53Let's go, Essie.
16:55I'm going to agree.
17:01It's actually the Loch Ness Monster.
17:03I thought that's what it was.
17:03So you are incorrect, which means X gets to steal.
17:07The other words meant water, my bad.
17:09Oh.
17:10I know.
17:11Wow.
17:11So that right there, that sound means that time is up.
17:15And we are giving $500 for each square that you have.
17:19Essie, you have $1,000 in the trip to Antigua.
17:23So you are not going home empty handed.
17:26Thank you for being here.
17:27Sammy, you have $2,500 bucks, which means you are going to the bonus round.
17:34And when we come back, Sammy is going to be playing for $25,000.
17:40Yeah!
17:48Welcome back to Hollywood Squares.
17:50Sammy has racked up a full $2,500 bucks.
17:54Give it up for that for sure.
17:57Now it is time to play the bonus round, where you will have a chance at winning an additional $25
18:02,000.
18:05Any idea what you would do with all of that cash?
18:07I have two beautiful kids, and I'm very tired of paying rent.
18:11So it would be a great down payment for a townhouse.
18:15So each of my kids would have their own room.
18:16I like that.
18:17Let's do it.
18:17We want to see that happen.
18:18All right, now here's how the bonus round works.
18:20You are going to have 60 seconds.
18:22I will read a statement about each star.
18:24All you have to do is agree or disagree.
18:26For every one that you get correct, you will earn that square.
18:29Now, every star up there is holding an envelope, but only one of them holds a card worth $25,000.
18:38Sammy, let's put 60 seconds on the clock.
18:45Here we go.
18:46No.
18:47Pete Holmes wrote a sketch for the TV series, The Whitest Kids You Know.
18:52Agree.
18:53Correct.
18:54Michelle Boutot dated a short king who was Jewish.
18:57Agree.
18:58Correct.
18:59Thomas Lennon's great-grandfather invented the alarm clock.
19:02Disagree.
19:03Correct.
19:04Meghan Trainor hates the sound of a tambourine.
19:07Agree.
19:08Incorrect.
19:09Drew Barrymore hates an open-faced sandwich.
19:12Agree.
19:13Correct.
19:13Kat Dennings is allergic to cats.
19:16Disagree.
19:17Correct.
19:17Bobby Moynihan was a member of the Harvard Lampoon.
19:20Agree.
19:21Incorrect.
19:22LaRoche said the way to support queer people is to have sex with them.
19:27Agree.
19:27Correct.
19:28Tiffany Haddish asked Shaq to hold her like a baby and burp her.
19:33Agree.
19:34Correct.
19:36Seven out of nine.
19:38All right, Sammy.
19:40How do you feel about your chances?
19:42Wow.
19:42My chances look real good.
19:44They look real good right now.
19:46Yeah.
19:46But I'm gonna cross my fingers.
19:47All right, Star.
19:49Show.
19:50Us.
19:51The money.
19:53All right, Pete.
19:57Michelle.
19:59Thomas.
20:02Kat.
20:05Law.
20:10Tiffany.
20:12Oh my god.
20:16Drew.
20:22Oh my god.
20:28Drew Barrymore had the 25 pounds adding to your earlier winnings.
20:33You have a grand total of 27,500 bucks.
20:36Yeah!
20:37Thank you to all of our stars,
20:39and, of course, our center square, New Baymore.
20:42I am your host, Mae Burleson.
20:44I'll join you next time on Hollywood Squares!
20:49Congratulations, you guys.
20:49Thank you, Tiffany. Thank you.
20:51You're welcome. Yes!
21:16Oh, okay.
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