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The Boys Season 5 Episode 6
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00:03:18vmc theaters to laugh to cry to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens and to get a
00:03:25complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal because we need that every dang one of
00:03:33us the indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been
00:03:39before in here we're not we're looking for one of your old bump buddies bombsite i wish i could help
00:03:47our noses haven't crossed in years heard he got clean still you gotta be able to get a message to
00:03:54him yeah even if i could which i can't he he's not a shitbag bear you want to poke if
00:04:01we don't get to
00:04:02him first homeland is gonna get the v1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding v1 we destroyed all
00:04:10those doses are you shitting me
00:04:17what nothing they told homelander about v1 doesn't matter point is homelander finds it it's game
00:04:22fucking over ah marvin a year ago i had a good thing going my penthouse was paid off
00:04:29i got the best table at elaine's on two minutes notice and then homelander starts his fucking
00:04:35purge my accounts are frozen i'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here
00:04:40you're getting to a point my point is i'm full of shit sandwich thank you very much
00:04:48let me make this clear you want to help us or i cut your fucking balls off
00:04:52you you you you sound like butcher now you know that it's it's not a great look for you kid
00:05:01having said that i i do still need my balls for stuff
00:05:08all right fuck it i guess we'll poke the shitbag bear
00:05:23hopefully the 35th try is the charm
00:05:44hey you want to see me boss
00:05:47is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that ideally no
00:05:52yo you guys seen firecracker she's gonna come on the pod
00:05:57firecracker has moved on to a better place
00:06:01orlando
00:06:04oh oh shit i don't know
00:06:08why what happened
00:06:08we just don't have any more room in the boat for uh
00:06:13non-believers
00:06:15i'm on the boat i like boats mean boats are like that
00:06:17but sir i i believe in you sir
00:06:21i which is why we have an important job for you
00:06:24some protesters have blocked a new vaught petroleum pipeline in the bering sea
00:06:29right the one in africa
00:06:31just off the coast of alaska
00:06:33anyway when we announce homelander as our lord and savior
00:06:37the saudis are gonna feel some big feelings
00:06:40opec will completely cut off the supply of oil to the united states
00:06:44we need that pipeline fully operational and those protesters gone
00:06:48gone
00:06:49i got you
00:06:50no
00:06:51uh you will shoot a psa
00:06:53announcing the pipeline is safe and fish love it
00:06:56you know it's just the fish
00:06:59they don't love pipelines
00:07:00in fact they kind of fucking hate them
00:07:03thought you were on the boat
00:07:06so what's more important homelander or some fucking grouper
00:07:13homelander homelander of course
00:07:14yeah i'm on it
00:07:24i can't seem to replicate the v1 formula
00:07:28i'm sorry
00:07:31there's no way frederick vaught is smarter than you
00:07:35keep swinging
00:07:37you'll get there
00:07:51once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood
00:07:54challenged the man
00:07:56they called him a loked out troublemaker but he wasn't making trouble
00:08:00he was teaching love
00:08:02for america
00:08:03come home
00:08:04as our very own american prophet homelander delivers his weekly sermon
00:08:08streaming live every sunday
00:08:10come home
00:08:11we can't do this
00:08:13just
00:08:14just fucking
00:08:17no
00:08:17i told you huy
00:08:19as soon as the germ is ready we go
00:08:21and according to frenchie
00:08:22it's ready
00:08:22i beg you
00:08:27you got a way in
00:08:28i snuck in and out of that church more times than i can count as a teenager
00:08:31time is set
00:08:3224 hours
00:08:37all right
00:08:38good
00:08:39stick it somewhere close to the altar
00:08:42nice and quiet light
00:08:43then
00:08:44right in the middle of homelander's lead us in the temptation
00:08:47deliver us from evil bollocks
00:08:48it'll spray
00:08:49fresh pine sand
00:08:50and a big dose of kill juice
00:08:53cunt drops dead
00:08:54forever and ever
00:08:55amen
00:08:56you don't have to enjoy it so much
00:08:59though i beg to differ
00:09:01i am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer
00:09:04we can still get the v1
00:09:05yeah and so can he
00:09:06there's a risk we can't take
00:09:08we're out of time mate
00:09:11right
00:09:15surprise surprise
00:09:17butcher
00:09:18i've had anal warts i've been more excited to see
00:09:21ah so your head's still up your own arse is it
00:09:23let me ask you did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell
00:09:26closest hideout we had to you
00:09:29starlight
00:09:30well what a pleasure indeed
00:09:33you remind me of a young ursula andrus
00:09:37timeless beauty
00:09:39she pissed on me once
00:09:40yeah he's a charmer um but you can help us find bombsite
00:09:44yeah well see that's okay that's that's the trick
00:09:47uh if bombsite doesn't want to be found you can't you can't find him so you what you got
00:09:51you got to go sideways you got to go through his lady golden geisha
00:09:55golden geisha
00:09:56that name doesn't sound racist at all golden geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with erica strada in
00:10:01operation orient very progressive for the day but hey if anybody can get a message to bombsite
00:10:08yeah goldie can and where can we find the old slag well
00:10:11goldie's had some health issues lately she moved into the villages
00:10:14vought villages
00:10:17it's a retirement home for soups
00:10:19if it's vought then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile
00:10:22there's the pope shit in the woods
00:10:24i want to come can i come oh yeah it'll be a treat for you
00:10:26see what real stars look like
00:10:28all right you two sort the church
00:10:30we'll have a word with geisha
00:10:31see if we can find that v1 before the cape cunt
00:10:34happy gov
00:10:35um
00:10:36yep he's happy all right
00:10:37let's get cracking
00:10:42hey guys
00:10:44i need you
00:10:45to promise me that we will find that v1
00:10:48petite juvie
00:10:50i promise you
00:11:01we had a deal
00:11:03one i was drunk
00:11:04two i never agreed to shit
00:11:06she did
00:11:07reading homelander or soldier boy's minds
00:11:10if i wanted to commit suicide i'd asphyxiate myself
00:11:12at least then i'd get off first
00:11:14and oh yeah
00:11:15there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse
00:11:18i offered you a spot in my bunker
00:11:21i'm vp
00:11:22do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch
00:11:26i need to know if you're in
00:11:28or if i need to move to plan b
00:11:30how about plan go fuck yourself
00:11:34people are so predictable
00:11:37plan b it is
00:11:39plan b it is
00:11:39plan b it is
00:11:53what are you doing
00:11:54what are you doing
00:11:58what the fuck
00:11:59what did you do
00:12:01chloroform
00:12:01it's quiet
00:12:06apocalypse or no
00:12:07i need your help
00:12:09helenander cannot become immortal
00:12:11so send me agents
00:12:12uh
00:12:14i'm fine
00:12:15i'm fine
00:12:16i just stubbed my toe
00:12:18walking around
00:12:19as people do
00:12:20you need assistance
00:12:22no
00:12:22nope
00:12:23i am all good
00:12:24so just stand down
00:12:25and stand by
00:12:26confirmation code
00:12:28ginger snap
00:12:33you don't think they could tell
00:12:35no
00:12:35no
00:12:35you did good
00:12:36okay
00:12:36all you have to do now is be in the room
00:12:39and read soldier boy's mind
00:12:44i'll take care of the rest
00:12:46fuck
00:12:48i don't care how they did things on the reservation
00:12:51you're in the big city now
00:12:53here
00:12:53i'm the chief
00:12:55these smell smoke
00:12:56that's crazy
00:12:57i don't smell anything
00:12:58sir
00:12:58there's a fire at the old mill
00:13:01you know what
00:13:02you're gonna do all right here
00:13:04chief
00:13:05great spirit
00:13:06say
00:13:07let's get rolling
00:13:19what does that smell
00:13:20it's like hand sanitizer and lasagna
00:13:23that's what death smells like
00:13:25see the blonde over there
00:13:27i fucked her
00:13:28in 74
00:13:29got me in the mile high club
00:13:31no plane
00:13:32how is this low profile
00:13:34i have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people
00:13:36there is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch
00:13:40not in the faces anyway
00:13:42but yeah
00:13:43listen
00:13:43you know me
00:13:44i don't like to kiss and tell
00:13:49oh g49
00:13:51g49
00:13:52son of a whore
00:13:53need bees
00:13:56goldie
00:13:57look at you
00:13:58just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in marcia mason's triple banger
00:14:03there aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again
00:14:06just here to talk
00:14:08is she with you
00:14:09kimiko hi
00:14:10wow uh i'm a fan
00:14:13big fan
00:14:13huge fan
00:14:15always see you had yellow fever
00:14:16baby i got all kinds of fever
00:14:18i'm the united colors of fever
00:14:20i don't want to fuck him
00:14:21he is old and disgusting
00:14:23okay you know i can hear you when you say that right
00:14:25what the fuck do you want
00:14:26we need to talk to bombsite
00:14:29get out
00:14:30goldie come on
00:14:31don't goldie me
00:14:33you come in here and you bring him up
00:14:35well listen
00:14:36there was a time you and bombsite were tighter than woody and me before
00:14:39soon you
00:14:40you must have a number at least
00:14:43well i don't
00:14:43i haven't seen him in years
00:14:45so kindly fuck off
00:14:46i have a game to win
00:14:48they bothering you goldie
00:14:49no we're not bothering anybody
00:14:51yes they really are
00:14:53we wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important
00:14:55okay all right
00:14:57take it easy there hot flesh
00:15:00so geisha told me to eat her golden ass
00:15:02i dined at that establishment back in 78
00:15:05and the service
00:15:06was great
00:15:07the old bats nearly 80
00:15:09and you can't make a talk
00:15:10we were surrounded
00:15:11they might be old
00:15:12but they still have powers
00:15:15i didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people
00:15:17well that's just a thing isn't it
00:15:19they aren't people
00:15:20are they
00:15:24look if she won't get on board
00:15:26we wait till she's alone
00:15:27yeah
00:15:28asleep in a room
00:15:29nip in grab her
00:15:30chuck her in a van
00:15:31take her someplace quiet
00:15:32make bombsite come to us
00:15:34no no no no no
00:15:35absolutely not
00:15:36you lay your finger on goldie
00:15:38bombsite's never gonna help you
00:15:39oh bollocks
00:15:40as soon as he twigs she's in trouble
00:15:42you'll come running
00:15:42those are my friends in there
00:15:44and i know you butcher
00:15:45there's no way this doesn't end bloody
00:15:47a week from now
00:15:49all them gazes
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway
00:15:54the fuck does that mean
00:15:55what is it
00:15:56marvin
00:15:57talk some sense into him would you
00:15:59butch is the only one making any sense right now
00:16:01what has happened to you kid
00:16:04it's like you've gone crazy
00:16:05the whole world's gone crazy
00:16:07i'm just catching up
00:16:08go fuck yourself
00:16:10go back to butter and popcorn
00:16:12better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into
00:16:16pathetic
00:16:21great news my fellow eco warriors
00:16:24vaat petroleum has an all new offshore pipeline in alaska
00:16:27that will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation
00:16:31isn't oil bad for the environment
00:16:33no oil is all natural and organic
00:16:36it comes from the earth
00:16:38and if we don't use it
00:16:39then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing
00:16:42and my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities
00:16:50and most importantly
00:16:52i swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally
00:16:55it's completely safe
00:16:57and you have the deeps green guarantee on that one
00:17:08okay
00:17:10good to go
00:17:11hey do you think we could wait here for a few minutes
00:17:18okay so that one
00:17:19it's like a rabbit
00:17:20but it's got way too many feet
00:17:22really
00:17:23see a frog eating a dick
00:17:25this is definitely in my top five
00:17:29top five what
00:17:32things to do with you
00:17:33you're saying that like
00:17:36this is the last time we're going to get to do this
00:17:40hey
00:17:41listen to me
00:17:43the guys are going to find bombsite
00:17:45they'll get to v1
00:17:46you're not dying
00:17:48we will have plenty of time
00:17:49to look for filthy shapes in the clouds
00:17:53god i don't know where it comes from
00:17:56this
00:17:57unshakable hope
00:18:02whenever i get upset as a kid
00:18:04which was
00:18:05a lot
00:18:07my dad would
00:18:08always say
00:18:09you know son
00:18:10life is
00:18:1110% what happens to you
00:18:13and 90% how you react
00:18:16and that was infuriating
00:18:18but then
00:18:19i spent a year in an internment camp
00:18:21and i had no control over anything
00:18:24i just lay there
00:18:25at night just
00:18:28so fucking angry
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head
00:18:35but then i finally understood what he meant
00:18:37because the only thing i had left was
00:18:41hope
00:18:44and it is
00:18:46really fucking hard to hang on to
00:18:48but i
00:18:50i'm trying
00:18:53i think
00:18:55you might be
00:18:56low-key
00:18:57the strongest person i know
00:18:59i prefer high-key
00:19:01but thank you
00:19:07look it's
00:19:08it's big bird
00:19:09eating a dick
00:19:11you see an unsettling amount of dicks up there
00:19:14i'm just saying
00:19:18why am i at a call sheet for some
00:19:20church bullshit tomorrow
00:19:22someone has to cover for firecracker
00:19:24unless you're too busy helping homelander find v1
00:19:30we're nowhere on the v1
00:19:32huh
00:19:32really
00:19:34nothing but dead ends
00:19:36keep me posted
00:19:37makeup is gonna need you in the chair
00:19:396 a.m
00:19:40they can feather my nut hair
00:19:42i'm busy tomorrow
00:19:50holy fuck
00:19:51the inside of his head
00:19:52that was terrifying
00:19:53i'm not kidding
00:19:55i think i just shit ashley's pants
00:19:56they have a lead on v1
00:19:57yes
00:19:58some guy named bombsite
00:19:59whose soldier boy hates
00:20:00homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him
00:20:03with orders not to tell you
00:20:05where's soldier boy's head in all this
00:20:06you were right
00:20:07he's thinking about helping homelander
00:20:09like he's kind of proud of him
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know
00:20:13that he's proud of him
00:20:14so what's the plan
00:20:16don't worry
00:20:16saw this coming a mile away
00:20:18it's handled
00:20:22by the morning v1 will be toast
00:20:24where are you going
00:20:26gotta cut my tracking chip out
00:20:28never come in here again
00:20:29it's time for phase three
00:20:32wait but what should i
00:20:33are you really just leaving me here
00:20:39fuck
00:20:44what's got you looking blue little lady
00:20:46gee bombsite
00:20:47it's just
00:20:48henry's noticed that i've put on a few pounds
00:20:50getting hefty are you
00:20:52you must not be using bot brand weight control tablets
00:20:56just take one with breakfast
00:20:58or better yet
00:20:59instead of breakfast
00:21:00our patented methamphetamine formula
00:21:03will melt away
00:21:04that's ugly belly fat
00:21:05and give you pep in this step
00:21:07thanks bombsite
00:21:09henry will be thrilled
00:21:10then we will
00:21:16shit
00:21:18hey goldie
00:21:20night night
00:21:21night night
00:21:26oh
00:21:28oh
00:21:31oh
00:21:33oh
00:21:33oh
00:21:33oh
00:21:34oh
00:21:35oh
00:21:45oh
00:22:00No es tan rápido, white man.
00:22:12Este es para ti, eh?
00:22:13¡Fuck tú!
00:22:19¡Fuck tú!
00:22:28¡Fuck!
00:22:34¡Fuck!
00:22:36¡Fuck!
00:22:38¡Fuck!
00:22:38¡Stop!
00:22:39¡Fuck!
00:22:40¡Aaah!
00:22:41¡Fuck!
00:22:46¡No! ¡He'll kill him!
00:22:47¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:25:12No hay nadie sin ti.
00:25:23Bien.
00:25:26No debería de vivir siempre.
00:25:44Los circuitos de cámaras están looped.
00:25:56Who are they?
00:25:58That's almost every psychic in the country.
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:25Oh, my God.
00:26:26It's a firecracker.
00:26:33Jesus.
00:26:34I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel relieved, but...
00:26:43I just feel sad. I mean, she's a human being.
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:26:58Oi!
00:26:5923 fucking numbers you had for Bombsite, and they're all fucking shite.
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth.
00:27:08I have no idea where a Bombsite is or how to reach him, so just let me go.
00:27:12Come here, go. Keep an eye on her.
00:27:21What the fuck do we do now?
00:27:23Fetch her supplies and put her screws to her.
00:27:26She knows more than she's let alone.
00:27:30Oh, she doesn't.
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:27:34He's right.
00:27:36Oh, I know.
00:27:37Billion switches sides in the final hour.
00:27:41What a twist.
00:27:42Shock that never happens.
00:27:43But unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:27:46I'm here to help.
00:27:47I'm a free agent now.
00:27:48Came alone.
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:27:51That's a good idea.
00:27:52That would go against our mutual interests.
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:28:03I want him dead.
00:28:04As much as you do.
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up, and now you want to tear him down?
00:28:09Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me.
00:28:12Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:28:13But you will.
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:17I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:28:21You can trace anyone.
00:28:22You know what to look for.
00:28:23And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:28:27I could have stopped you.
00:28:28I could have killed you.
00:28:30But I didn't.
00:28:32That virus is gonna wipe out the fucking lot of you.
00:28:36And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:28:40I will be in my nice quiet bunker reading Wiccan Sign in Peace.
00:28:44Well, that is.
00:28:45Unless that bleached blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:28:51You must have realized by now, Granny out there has no clue how to contact Bombsite.
00:28:56But, I do.
00:28:58And I can get him here.
00:29:01So, let me help.
00:29:08Earlier today, there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought petroleum pipeline, resulting in a significant amount of crude oil
00:29:14spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:29:17Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
00:29:19But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:29:21Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:29:24Much larger.
00:29:25No, Jimmy.
00:29:26We don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:29:28I'm hearing weeks at least.
00:29:29And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
00:29:32Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:29:34I can't breathe.
00:29:36I can't breathe.
00:29:44Jeremy?
00:29:45No!
00:29:46No!
00:29:48No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:50No!
00:29:50I can't hear me.
00:29:52No, no, no, no.
00:29:53He's not beating.
00:29:54No.
00:29:58Can't hear me?
00:30:01I can't hear me.
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:04We know, Kevin.
00:30:06We know it was you.
00:30:26Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
00:30:29If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
00:30:33As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
00:30:36Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:31:00I wanted to say...
00:31:02I'm very sorry about this.
00:31:07I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:31:10I loved it.
00:31:12Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:31:16It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:31:22We watched with Japanese subtitles.
00:31:24It's how I learned English.
00:31:26If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:31:29Usually.
00:31:30But we cannot.
00:31:31Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
00:31:34Wait, that's what you're after?
00:31:37V1?
00:31:42What's so funny?
00:31:44I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
00:31:46I sure as hell don't want it.
00:31:51He stole the V1 for you.
00:31:54So you two could be together forever.
00:32:01But you didn't take it.
00:32:05I said no.
00:32:07Which is why he left.
00:32:09I guess for him...
00:32:12Watching me get old was too painful.
00:32:17I'm sorry. I do not understand. Why won't you take it?
00:32:21To live forever.
00:32:25Maybe torture.
00:32:30We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:33Maybe I would.
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful.
00:32:43When you know winter's coming.
00:32:51Honey.
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:07Honey and I talked about it.
00:33:11We'd have to...
00:33:25We'd have to...
00:33:27Neither of us wants to die, but...
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires either.
00:33:37I'm sorry.
00:33:40I'm sorry.
00:33:41I hadn't...
00:33:41It's okay.
00:33:43We're both willing to do it anyway.
00:33:47For you.
00:34:06Jesus Christ.
00:34:08Yep.
00:34:08It's pretty much what he was going for.
00:34:14Do I even need to say be careful?
00:34:16It's okay.
00:34:17It won't go off until the timer does.
00:34:20I think.
00:34:41Starlight.
00:34:43I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
00:34:47Hi, Aaron. It's been a while.
00:34:49The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
00:34:54I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
00:34:57Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but...
00:35:02I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:35:05Take it you're not here to repent.
00:35:06No. I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
00:35:11You did that for me, do you remember?
00:35:13When, um...
00:35:14Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message.
00:35:20Especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old.
00:35:23But if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
00:35:27Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
00:35:31life.
00:35:34But...
00:35:36I...
00:35:36God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
00:35:40You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had.
00:35:45And...
00:35:46You weren't cynical, like Ezekiel.
00:35:50You...
00:35:52You believed.
00:35:55I still do.
00:35:57In Homelander?
00:35:59Come on, Aaron.
00:36:02You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old.
00:36:04That moldy tent in Greenwood.
00:36:07And people would come and beg me to pray for them.
00:36:13Heal their illness.
00:36:15Look after their children.
00:36:17Get them a job.
00:36:19And I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
00:36:24Those prayers went unanswered.
00:36:28Nobody was listening.
00:36:31God checked out.
00:36:33Homelander is standing in front of us.
00:36:35He's not asking for blind faith.
00:36:37And when I talk...
00:36:39When I talk, he listens.
00:36:41God is supposed to be selfless.
00:36:43Okay, Homelander?
00:36:45Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
00:36:48May be imperfect, but he...
00:36:50He brought this church up out of ruin.
00:36:52He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
00:36:55He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
00:36:58Firecracker was a non-believer.
00:37:00She brought his wrath upon herself.
00:37:02I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
00:37:12But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:37:18Oh, Andy, I am sorry.
00:37:22I really did like you.
00:37:23I am sorry.
00:37:48Stop!
00:37:51You know what this is?
00:37:53I open it.
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:38:01So is Andy.
00:38:03No.
00:38:06She already took the antidote.
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:38:13Nope.
00:38:15But I will.
00:38:19Unless you let her go.
00:38:30Don't be a stranger, Andy.
00:38:32Room for everyone in our flock.
00:38:42Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in US history.
00:38:46Estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
00:38:50Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead.
00:38:59You think a fish holocaust is funny, bro?
00:39:02Uh, yeah.
00:39:03Payback's a bitch, bitch.
00:39:06What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it.
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built.
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork.
00:39:22So I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
00:39:25Now we're even, Steven.
00:39:28I killed...
00:39:29I killed one...
00:39:32I killed one dude.
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
00:39:35One human being who was a national treasure asshole, not just some stupid fish!
00:39:44They were my friends.
00:39:48Sucks to suck, dipshit.
00:39:51Stop! Loser!
00:39:54So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
00:40:21You were never my bro.
00:40:23Bro.
00:40:39No.
00:40:42No.
00:40:45Oh, oh.
00:40:47Okay.
00:40:49Oh god.
00:40:51Okay.
00:40:52Okay.
00:40:57Oh god.
00:41:08Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room, again.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:28Bubbler, you might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:32You must have been yay high, but you know what? I saw greatness in you, even then.
00:41:38I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did. Um...
00:41:45We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay. I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks' home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:00Uh, but honestly, fuck those guys. Fuck them. I'm on you. I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:07And-and-and-and I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:17Great.
00:42:19That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:34Boyardee?
00:42:35Ooh, corn traps, please.
00:42:37And, uh, solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door, it's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought, and I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:51Sorry. Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:58I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it. Don't enjoy it.
00:43:04Still mass murder.
00:43:07At least no moms have bought it.
00:43:28Right on cue.
00:43:42Oi, bum-soy.
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:49When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59And you'll be wiping your bitter half's bitter half off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now, how's about we just cool our jets, and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you, it looks like that, yeah, but...
00:44:30This is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing.
00:44:39But...
00:44:40No, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:42You know?
00:44:42You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage!
00:44:55Taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:12This makes no sense.
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:21Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:24I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:29Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't just...
00:45:32Don't leave me to come nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume...
00:45:44The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02Look.
00:46:03Kid.
00:46:04I-I-I've been around a long time.
00:46:06And I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old Supes at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moment in the sun, and they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day I got shoved out too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming, and I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:07Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight the inevitable,
00:47:16the more the inevitable just cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10Leave.
00:48:12No words.
00:48:12Just go.
00:48:13Now.
00:48:14Go.
00:48:15Now.
00:48:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:35I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:48You hand that over, we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:58Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:03You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:10That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:31It...
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here without showing.
00:49:48What, you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life was in danger, you brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:55It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:10It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:14Hey!
00:50:14Don't risk it!
00:50:15What's he doing?
00:50:17What's he doing?
00:50:26You got him!
00:50:27Just give him what he wants!
00:50:34Huh...
00:50:35Susie!
00:50:43Debbie?
00:50:47¡Fuck!
00:50:48¡Let's go!
00:51:02¡Please! ¡Don't!
00:51:05¡They kidnapped you!
00:51:07¡I no want anyone else to get hurt because of me!
00:51:18¡I no want anyone else to get hurt because of me!
00:51:25¡Oh!
00:51:27¡Oh, Dios mío!
00:51:28¡Oh, Dios mío, Robbie!
00:51:28¡Ben!
00:51:29¿Qué the fuck is he doing here?
00:51:31¡I texted him!
00:51:32¡He's here to help!
00:51:33¡We don't need that motherfucker's help!
00:51:35¡No!
00:51:35¡Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years!
00:51:39¡It's their bone!
00:51:40¡Let the old dogs fight over it!
00:51:45¡You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face!
00:51:48¡Buddy, the Queen sat on this face!
00:51:52¡It's a national fucking treasure!
00:52:03¡Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04¡There's no one who hates Homelander more right now!
00:52:07¡But you be sure!
00:52:08¡Because people are fucking predictable!
00:52:24¡Oh, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío!
00:52:48¡Oh, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío!
00:53:22¡Oh, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío, Dios mío!
00:53:25¡God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:27¡Oh, Dios mío, Dios mío!
00:53:34¡Y a tuve skin o no, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:36¡Bien! ¡Stop!
00:53:39¡Please!
00:53:47¡Goddammit!
00:53:57No puedo darme a ti.
00:53:58No quiere decir que no quiere.
00:54:00Entonces, algún día voy a encontrar alguien que lo hará.
00:54:01You were always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You could never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or...
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:18Everything they wanted us to be.
00:54:19Everything they were working towards.
00:54:21They saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back...
00:54:46Forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:05Then you and Goldie can...
00:55:08Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:17I'd do it for the V1.
00:55:20I don't know who's going to be...
00:55:22I don't know who's going to come to mind...
00:55:29But I don't know who cares about it.
00:55:33You don't know who's going to be.
00:55:35I'm so close at that.
00:55:37I can't so close to the V1.
00:55:37I have to leave now.
00:55:37Do okay, but...
00:55:47I think I have to leave now.
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