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The Boys Season 5 Episode 6
Get ready for an explosive episode of The Boys! This week, the stakes are higher than ever as Homelander's grip tightens and the team scrambles to stay one step ahead. Will they succeed, or will Vought finally get the upper hand?
We dive deep into the political maneuverings and shocking betrayals that define this season. Witness the consequences of unchecked power and the desperate fight for justice. You won't want to miss the intense action and character development that unfolds.
Join us as we break down the most pivotal moments and explore the intricate plot twists. Prepare for a ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Discover who's truly pulling the strings and what sacrifices will be made.
#TheBoys #Season5 #VigilanteJustice
Get ready for an explosive episode of The Boys! This week, the stakes are higher than ever as Homelander's grip tightens and the team scrambles to stay one step ahead. Will they succeed, or will Vought finally get the upper hand?
We dive deep into the political maneuverings and shocking betrayals that define this season. Witness the consequences of unchecked power and the desperate fight for justice. You won't want to miss the intense action and character development that unfolds.
Join us as we break down the most pivotal moments and explore the intricate plot twists. Prepare for a ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Discover who's truly pulling the strings and what sacrifices will be made.
#TheBoys #Season5 #VigilanteJustice
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00:00:00Soldier Boy, immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:02I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
00:00:08Vought and destroyed the original formula. That could take years.
00:00:10Do you have V1?
00:00:11I don't, but Bombside does.
00:00:13That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:15Clara Vought's name came up.
00:00:16I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:18Where is she?
00:00:19Dead. Suicide.
00:00:20Oh shit.
00:00:21Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky. I need you to read his mind.
00:00:25I said...
00:00:26Hallelujah!
00:00:29You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:32I guess what's gonna happen now.
00:00:33You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:36You know who this is?
00:00:37This is a legend.
00:00:37I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:00:43I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:00:47And what is it?
00:00:48I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:02How lucky can one guy be?
00:01:05I kissed her, and she kissed me.
00:01:08Like the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head?
00:01:15The room was completely black.
00:01:19I hugged her, and she hugged my head.
00:01:22Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:29Hey!
00:01:30I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:34You gotta pay for that.
00:01:35Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:01:39I was just gonna do it.
00:01:42Relax.
00:01:44Ooh.
00:01:47You know what this smell reminds me of?
00:01:50Miriam Liebowitz.
00:01:51I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival, and, uh, I shoved my grager up her hamantashen
00:01:57to catch my drift.
00:02:00We fucked.
00:02:01Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:04Yes, boss.
00:02:11Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:15Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:19Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:21Yes.
00:02:22It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:25You're a hard man to find.
00:02:27Well, can you blame me?
00:02:29Fought with burying me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:02:32So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
00:02:36What?
00:02:38The leave show business?
00:02:41We need to talk.
00:02:45Tanner!
00:02:46You're going on a break.
00:02:49We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry, to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:02:56And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:00Because we need that.
00:03:03Every dang one of us.
00:03:04The indescribable feeling we get when the lots go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:10In here.
00:03:11We're not just...
00:03:12We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:15Bombside.
00:03:16I wish I could help.
00:03:18Our noses haven't crossed in years.
00:03:19Heard he got clean.
00:03:20Still.
00:03:22We gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:24Nah.
00:03:24Even if I could.
00:03:25Which I can't.
00:03:27He...
00:03:28He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:03:31If we don't get to him first...
00:03:33Homelander's gonna get to V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
00:03:36You hate V1.
00:03:38We destroyed all those doses.
00:03:41Are you shitting me?
00:03:45What in other than they told Homelander about V1?
00:03:48Doesn't matter.
00:03:48Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:03:52Ah, Marvin.
00:03:54A year ago, I had a good thing going.
00:03:56My penthouse was paid off.
00:03:58I got the best table of the lanes on two minutes notice.
00:04:01And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:04My accounts are frozen.
00:04:05I'm living off day old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:08You getting to a point?
00:04:09My point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:12Thank you very much.
00:04:15Let me make this clear.
00:04:17You ought to help us, or I'll cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:20You sound like butchering now.
00:04:22You know that?
00:04:22It's not a great look for you, kid.
00:04:28Having said that, I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:04:34All right.
00:04:36Fuck it.
00:04:38I guess we'll poke the shitbag there.
00:04:49Hopefully, the 35th try is the charm.
00:05:08Hey, you want to see me, boss?
00:05:12Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:15Ideally, no.
00:05:16Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:18She's gonna come on the pod.
00:05:21Firecracker's moved on to a better place.
00:05:24Orlando?
00:05:28Oh, oh, shit, I don't know.
00:05:31Why?
00:05:32What happened?
00:05:32We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh, non-believers.
00:05:38I'm on the boat.
00:05:38I like boats.
00:05:40Mean boats are like that.
00:05:41Sir, I, I believe in you, sir.
00:05:44I...
00:05:45Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:05:48Some protesters have blocked a new Vought Petroleum Pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:05:52Right.
00:05:53I'm in Africa.
00:05:54Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:05:56Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior,
00:06:00the Saudis are gonna feel some big feelings.
00:06:02OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil for the United States.
00:06:06We need that pipeline fully operational, and those protesters, gone.
00:06:10Gone?
00:06:11I got you.
00:06:12No.
00:06:13Uh, you will shoot a PSA, announcing the pipeline is safe, and fish love it.
00:06:18You know, it's just that fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:06:21In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:06:24Thought you were on the boat.
00:06:27So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' Cooper?
00:06:33Homelander.
00:06:34Homelander, of course.
00:06:35Yeah, I'm on it.
00:06:43I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:06:48I'm sorry.
00:06:50There's no way Frederick Vought is smarter than you.
00:06:55Keep swinging.
00:06:56You'll get there.
00:07:09Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood, challenged the man.
00:07:14They called him a loked-out troublemaker, but he wasn't makin' trouble.
00:07:19He was teachin' love for America.
00:07:21Come home.
00:07:22As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly service.
00:07:26Free fly every Sunday.
00:07:28Come home.
00:07:29We can't do this.
00:07:31We can't do this.
00:07:31Just...
00:07:31Just fuckin'...
00:07:34No.
00:07:35I told you, Huey.
00:07:36Soon as the German's ready, we go.
00:07:38And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:07:40Oui.
00:07:40I beg you.
00:07:44You got a way in?
00:07:45I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:07:48Time is set.
00:07:4924 hours.
00:07:53All right.
00:07:55Good.
00:07:56Stick us somewhere close to the altar.
00:07:58Nice and quiet line.
00:07:59Then, right in the middle of Homelander's, lead us into temptation, deliver us from evil bollocks.
00:08:04Get the spray, fresh pine sand, and a big dose of kill juice.
00:08:08Cunt drops dead forever and ever.
00:08:11Amen.
00:08:11You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:14Though I beg to differ.
00:08:16I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
00:08:19We can still get the V-1.
00:08:20Yeah, and so can he.
00:08:22That's a risk we can't take.
00:08:23We're out of time, mate.
00:08:26Right?
00:08:30Surprise, surprise.
00:08:32Butcher!
00:08:33I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:08:35Ah, so your head's still up your own ass, is it?
00:08:37Let me ask you, did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:08:40It was the closest hideout we had to you.
00:08:43Starlight!
00:08:44Well, what a pleasure indeed.
00:08:47Steve, you remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:08:50Timeless beauty.
00:08:52She pissed on me once.
00:08:54Yeah, he's a charmer, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:08:57Yeah, well, see, that's...
00:08:58Okay, that's the trick.
00:09:00If Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't find him.
00:09:03So you've got to go sideways.
00:09:05You've got to go through his lady.
00:09:07Golden Geisha.
00:09:08Golden Geisha?
00:09:09That name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:10Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Eric Estrada in Operation Orient.
00:09:15Very progressive for the day.
00:09:17But, hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite...
00:09:20Yeah, Golden Geisha.
00:09:21And where can we find the old sledge?
00:09:23Well, Golden's had some health issues lately.
00:09:25She moved into the villages.
00:09:26Vought villages.
00:09:27Mm-hmm.
00:09:28It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:09:30If it's Vought, then they have tight security.
00:09:32Think you can get in and keep a low profile?
00:09:34There's the Pope shit in the woods.
00:09:35I want to come.
00:09:36Can I come?
00:09:36Oh, yeah.
00:09:37It'll be a treat for you.
00:09:38See what real stars look like.
00:09:39All right.
00:09:40You two sort the church.
00:09:41We'll have a word with Geisha.
00:09:42See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:09:45Happy, Gov?
00:09:46Um...
00:09:47Yep.
00:09:47He's happy.
00:09:48All right.
00:09:48Let's get cracking.
00:09:52Hey, guys.
00:09:55I need you to promise me that we will find that V1 to teach you in.
00:10:00I promise you.
00:10:10We had a deal.
00:10:12One, I was drunk.
00:10:13Two, I never agreed to shit.
00:10:15She did.
00:10:17Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:10:19If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:10:21At least then I'd get off first.
00:10:23And, oh, yeah.
00:10:24There's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:10:27I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:10:29I'm BP.
00:10:31Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:10:34I need to know if you're in.
00:10:36Or if I need to move to plan B.
00:10:38How about plan go fuck yourself?
00:10:40Okay.
00:10:42People are so predictable.
00:10:45Plan B it is.
00:11:00What did you do?
00:11:01What are you doing?
00:11:05What the fuck?
00:11:06What did you do?
00:11:08Chloroform.
00:11:08It's quiet.
00:11:10It's quiet.
00:11:13Apocalypse or no?
00:11:14I need your help.
00:11:16Himlander cannot become immortal, so send me agents over.
00:11:19Madam Mike President.
00:11:20Uh, I'm fine.
00:11:21I'm fine.
00:11:22I just stubbed my toe.
00:11:24Walking around, as people do.
00:11:26You need assistance?
00:11:28No.
00:11:28Nope.
00:11:28I am all good.
00:11:29So just stand down and stand by.
00:11:32Confirmation code.
00:11:34Ginger snap.
00:11:39You don't think they could tell?
00:11:40No.
00:11:40No.
00:11:40You did good.
00:11:41Okay.
00:11:42All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soulja Boy's mind.
00:11:49I'll take care of the rest.
00:11:51Fuck.
00:11:53I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:11:55You're in the big city now.
00:11:57Here, I'm the chief.
00:11:59He smells smoke.
00:12:00That's crazy.
00:12:01I don't smell anything.
00:12:02Sir!
00:12:02There's a fire at the old mill.
00:12:04You know what?
00:12:06You're gonna do all right here, chief.
00:12:08Great spirits.
00:12:09Hey, let's get rolling.
00:12:22What does that smell?
00:12:23It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:12:26That's what death smells like.
00:12:28See the blonde over there?
00:12:30They fucked her in 74.
00:12:32Got me in the mile high club.
00:12:34No plane.
00:12:35How is this low profile?
00:12:36I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:12:39There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:12:42Not in the faces anyway.
00:12:44But yeah, listen.
00:12:45You know me.
00:12:45I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:12:50Oh, G-49.
00:12:52G-49.
00:12:54G-49.
00:12:54Number four.
00:12:56Make these.
00:12:57Goldie.
00:12:58Look at you.
00:12:59Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:13:04There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:13:07Just here to talk.
00:13:09She with you?
00:13:10Kimiko.
00:13:11Hi.
00:13:11Wow.
00:13:12I'm a fan.
00:13:13Big fan.
00:13:14Huge fan.
00:13:15Oh, has he had yellow fever?
00:13:17Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:13:19I'm the United Colors of Fever.
00:13:20I don't want to fuck him.
00:13:21He is old and disgusting.
00:13:23Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:13:25Who the fuck do you want?
00:13:26We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:13:29Get out.
00:13:30Goldie, come on.
00:13:30Don't Goldie me.
00:13:32You come in here and you bring him up.
00:13:34Well, listen.
00:13:35There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and Mia before...
00:13:39Soon you...
00:13:40You must have a number, at least.
00:13:42Well, I don't.
00:13:42I've seen him in years.
00:13:44So kindly fuck off.
00:13:46I have a game to win.
00:13:47Are they bothering you, Goldie?
00:13:48No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:13:50Yes, they really are.
00:13:51We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:13:54Okay, all right.
00:13:55Take it easy there, hot flesh.
00:13:58So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:14:00I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:14:05They all batched nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:14:08We were surrounded.
00:14:09They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:14:12I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:14:15Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:14:16They aren't people, are they?
00:14:21Look, if she won't get on board,
00:14:23we wait till she's alone.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25They sleep in a room,
00:14:26nip in, grab her, chop her in a van.
00:14:28Take her someplace quiet.
00:14:29I think bombsite come to us.
00:14:30No, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:14:32You lay your finger on gold,
00:14:34the bombsite's never gonna help you.
00:14:35Oh, folks.
00:14:36As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:14:38He'll come, Ron.
00:14:38Those are my friends in there,
00:14:40and I know you, Butcher.
00:14:41There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:14:43A week from now,
00:14:45all them geezers,
00:14:47they'll be pushing daisies anyway.
00:14:49What the fuck does that mean?
00:14:51What is your...
00:14:52Marvin,
00:14:53talk some sense since I am, would you?
00:14:55Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:14:57What has happened to you, kid?
00:14:59It's like you've gone crazy.
00:15:00The whole world's gone crazy.
00:15:02I'm just catching up.
00:15:04Go fuck yourself.
00:15:06Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:15:07Better than turning into
00:15:08whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:15:11Pathetic.
00:15:15Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:15:18Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska
00:15:21that will bring patriotic energy independence
00:15:23to our proud nation.
00:15:25Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:15:27No.
00:15:28Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:15:30It comes from the Earth.
00:15:31And if we don't use it,
00:15:33then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:15:36My coral friends just can't wait
00:15:38to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
00:15:39which provide low-income housing
00:15:41for our most vulnerable fish community.
00:15:43And most importantly,
00:15:45I swam down there
00:15:46and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:15:48It's completely safe.
00:15:50And you have the deep green guarantee on that one.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:02Good to go.
00:16:04Hey, do you think
00:16:05we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:16:09Okay, so that one?
00:16:11Mm-hmm.
00:16:11It's like a rabbit,
00:16:12but it's got way too many feet.
00:16:14Really?
00:16:14See a frog eating a dick.
00:16:17This is definitely in my top five.
00:16:20Top five what?
00:16:23Things to do with you.
00:16:25Saying that like,
00:16:26this is the last time
00:16:27we're gonna get to do this.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:32Listen to me.
00:16:33You guys are gonna find bombsite.
00:16:35They'll get to be one.
00:16:36You're not dying.
00:16:38And we'll have plenty of time
00:16:39to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:16:43God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:16:46This unshakable hope.
00:16:52Whenever I get upset as a kid,
00:16:53which was a lot,
00:16:56my dad would always say,
00:16:59you know, son,
00:17:00life is 10% what happens to you
00:17:02and 90% how you react.
00:17:05And that was infuriating.
00:17:07But then,
00:17:08I spent a year in an internment camp
00:17:10and I had no control over anything.
00:17:13I just lay there at night,
00:17:14just
00:17:16so fucking angry
00:17:19hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:17:23But then I finally understood
00:17:24what he meant.
00:17:25Because the only thing I had left
00:17:27was
00:17:28the hope.
00:17:31And it is
00:17:33really fucking hard
00:17:34to hang on to,
00:17:35but I
00:17:37I'm trying.
00:17:40I think
00:17:42you might be
00:17:43low-key,
00:17:44the strongest person I know.
00:17:46I prefer high-key.
00:17:53Look,
00:17:54it's
00:17:54it's Big Bird
00:17:55eating a dick.
00:17:58You see an unsaddling
00:17:59amount of dicks up there,
00:18:00I'm just saying.
00:18:01Mm-hmm.
00:18:04Why am I at a call sheet
00:18:05for some
00:18:06church bullshit tomorrow?
00:18:08Someone has to cover
00:18:09for Firecracker,
00:18:10unless you're too busy
00:18:11helping Homelander
00:18:12find V1.
00:18:15We're nowhere on the V1.
00:18:17Hmm, really?
00:18:19Nothing but dead ends.
00:18:21Keep me posted.
00:18:22Makeup is gonna need you
00:18:23in the chair,
00:18:246 a.m.
00:18:25They can feather my nut hair.
00:18:27I'm busy tomorrow.
00:18:34Holy fuck.
00:18:35The inside of his head.
00:18:36That was terrifying.
00:18:38I'm not kidding,
00:18:39I think I just shit
00:18:39Ashley's pants.
00:18:40They have a lead on V1?
00:18:42Yes,
00:18:42some guy named Bombsite
00:18:43whose soldier boy hates.
00:18:44Homelander
00:18:45has all of crime analytics
00:18:46looking for him
00:18:47with orders not to tell you.
00:18:48Where's soldier boys
00:18:49heading all this?
00:18:50You were right.
00:18:51He's thinking about
00:18:51helping Homelander.
00:18:53Like,
00:18:53he's kind of proud of him,
00:18:54but he doesn't want him
00:18:56to know
00:18:56that he's proud of him.
00:18:58So what's the plan?
00:18:59Don't worry.
00:18:59Saw this coming a mile away.
00:19:02It's handled.
00:19:05By the morning,
00:19:06V1 will be toast.
00:19:07Where are you going?
00:19:09Gotta cut my tracking chip out.
00:19:11Never come in here again.
00:19:12It's time for Phase 3.
00:19:14Wait,
00:19:14but what should I...
00:19:15Are you really just
00:19:16leaving me here?
00:19:21Fuck.
00:19:25What's got you looking blue,
00:19:27little lady?
00:19:27Gee, Bombsite,
00:19:28it's just...
00:19:29Henry's noticed
00:19:30that I've put on
00:19:31a few pounds.
00:19:32Getting hefty,
00:19:33are ya?
00:19:34You must not be using
00:19:35Vought brand
00:19:36weight control tablets.
00:19:37Just take one
00:19:38with breakfast.
00:19:39Or better yet,
00:19:40instead of breakfast.
00:19:56Shit!
00:19:58Hey, Goldie.
00:20:00Night-night.
00:20:04Oh, my God.
00:20:06Oh, my God.
00:20:38Not so fast, white man.
00:20:49This one's for you, eh?
00:20:50Fuck you.
00:21:08Stop!
00:21:11I'm sure you'll be right.
00:21:13Oh, my freak!
00:21:20No, you'll kill him!
00:21:24Stop!
00:21:37What is taking you so long?
00:21:38Oh, my God.
00:21:54You sure this is the right address?
00:21:56I'm sure.
00:21:58Well, there's no sight of bombsite, or fucking anyone.
00:22:02Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip.
00:22:27What the fuck was that?
00:22:28I can't explain.
00:22:29That was Clara.
00:22:31You told me she'd kill herself.
00:22:32She did, after Ryan did that to her.
00:22:35It's his fault.
00:22:36So then what?
00:22:36You locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee fuck doll and filmed her for kicks?
00:22:41No, no, no.
00:22:41It wasn't like that.
00:22:43I did everything I could to keep her alive, to make her happy.
00:22:52Just listen to me, okay?
00:22:54It wasn't all like that.
00:23:00I couldn't let her go.
00:23:03And I didn't know how.
00:23:07Because I loved her.
00:23:10And so did you.
00:23:15You're goddamn right I loved her.
00:23:17But she wouldn't want us fighting over her.
00:23:19Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
00:23:21You knew her for five minutes.
00:23:22I was with her for decades.
00:23:24Hold on.
00:23:25Hold on.
00:23:25Hold on.
00:23:27Sit up.
00:23:28Someone's trying to separate us.
00:23:30This has been pla-
00:23:32Fucking Sage.
00:23:34It's Sage.
00:23:36You see?
00:23:37She's trying to screw with us.
00:23:39Oh, come on.
00:23:40I can't find the B-1 without you.
00:23:51Good.
00:23:54You don't deserve to live forever.
00:24:12Security cameras are looped.
00:24:23Who are they?
00:24:25It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:24:27What the fuck does Homelander want with all of that?
00:24:50Oh, my God.
00:24:52It's a firecracker.
00:24:58Jesus.
00:24:59I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:25:04You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
00:25:09I mean, she's a human being.
00:25:12Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:25:17A fucking fax machine?
00:25:19Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:25:22Oi!
00:25:23Twenty-three fucking numbers you had for bombsite, and they're all fucking shy.
00:25:27Do you know how to delete them?
00:25:30I was telling you the truth.
00:25:32I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach them, so just let me go.
00:25:36Come here, go.
00:25:36Keep an eye on her.
00:25:44What the fuck do we do there?
00:25:46Vetch her supplies and put her screws to her.
00:25:49She knows more than she's not alone.
00:25:52Oh, she doesn't.
00:25:54I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:25:57He's right.
00:25:58Oh, I know.
00:25:59Villain switches sides in the final hour.
00:26:03What a twist.
00:26:04Shock that never happens.
00:26:05But, unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:26:07I'm here to help.
00:26:09I'm a free agent now.
00:26:10Came alone.
00:26:10You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:26:12That's a good idea.
00:26:14That would go against our mutual interests.
00:26:18Witches?
00:26:19Stopping a petulant, laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:26:24I want him dead.
00:26:25As much as you do.
00:26:26You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up, and now you want to tear him down?
00:26:30Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:26:32You can't trust me.
00:26:33Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:26:34But, you will.
00:26:35And why would we do that?
00:26:37I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:26:41You can trace anyone.
00:26:42You know what to look for.
00:26:43And you babboomed.
00:26:44You leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:26:47I could have stopped you.
00:26:48I could have killed you.
00:26:49But I didn't.
00:26:51That virus is going to wipe out the fucking lot of you.
00:26:55And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:26:59I will be in my nice, quiet bunker reading Rick and Simon Peace.
00:27:03Well, that is, unless that bleached, blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:27:10You must have realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact bombsite.
00:27:14But, I do.
00:27:17And I can get him here.
00:27:19So, let me help.
00:27:26Earlier today, there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought Petroleum Pipeline, resulting in a significant amount of crude oil
00:27:31spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:27:34Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
00:27:36But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:27:38Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:27:41Much larger.
00:27:42No, Jimmy, we don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:27:44I'm hearing weeks, at least.
00:27:46And yes, this pipeline was deeps, baby.
00:27:48Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:27:51I can't breathe.
00:27:52I can't breathe.
00:28:00Jeremy?
00:28:01No!
00:28:02No!
00:28:02No, no, no, no, no, he's not breathing.
00:28:14Jeremy?
00:28:16Can you hear me?
00:28:17Can you hear me?
00:28:19We know, Kevin.
00:28:21We know it was you.
00:28:40Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
00:28:43If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
00:28:46As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
00:28:49Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:29:12I wanted to say, I wanted to say, I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
00:29:19I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:29:22I loved it.
00:29:23Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:29:28It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:29:34We watched with Japanese subtitles.
00:29:36It's how I learned English.
00:29:37If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:29:40But we cannot.
00:29:42Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
00:29:45Hey, that's what you're after.
00:29:48V1?
00:29:52What's so funny?
00:29:54I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
00:29:57I sure as hell don't want it.
00:30:01He stole the V1 for you.
00:30:04So you two could be together forever.
00:30:11But you didn't take it.
00:30:14He said no.
00:30:16Which is why he left.
00:30:18I guess for him, watching me get old is too painful.
00:30:26I'm sorry, I do not understand.
00:30:28Why won't you take it?
00:30:30To live forever.
00:30:33Maybe torture.
00:30:38You're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:30:41Maybe I would.
00:30:48Summer is only beautiful.
00:30:51When you know winter is coming.
00:30:52me.
00:30:53Girl is not cytosine.
00:31:02But you are just like a cupboard.
00:31:06Is this how you feel?
00:31:09Honey.
00:31:10Yeah.
00:31:14Funny.
00:31:22So Souza survives.
00:31:33Neither of us wants to die but
00:31:37I don't want to be vampires either
00:31:43I'm sorry
00:31:45I hadn't
00:31:46It's okay
00:31:48We're both willing to do it anyway
00:31:52For you
00:32:10Jesus Christ
00:32:11Yeah, that's pretty much what he was going for
00:32:17Do I even need to say be careful?
00:32:20It's okay
00:32:20It won't go off until the timer does
00:32:22I think
00:32:42Starlight
00:32:45I was wondering who the fowl of the security cameras
00:32:48Hi Aaron
00:32:49It's been a while
00:32:50The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening
00:32:55I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again
00:32:59Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard
00:33:02But I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:33:06Take it you're not here to repent
00:33:07No, I'm here to talk sense into an old friend
00:33:11You did that for me, do you remember when Alex and I were going to get those matching tattoos and
00:33:17you talked us out of it
00:33:17Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message, especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old
00:33:22But if memory serves
00:33:24You weren't so grateful at the time
00:33:26Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
00:33:30life
00:33:32But
00:33:34I
00:33:36God, I wanted your approval so badly back then
00:33:39You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had
00:33:43And
00:33:44You weren't cynical like Ezekiel
00:33:48You
00:33:50You believed
00:33:53I still do
00:33:55In Homelander?
00:33:57Come on, Aaron
00:33:59You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old
00:34:02At Moldy Tent in Greenwood
00:34:05And people would come and
00:34:08Beg me
00:34:08To pray for them
00:34:10Heal their illness
00:34:12Look after their children
00:34:15Get them a job
00:34:16And I raised my hands in prayer
00:34:18For each of them
00:34:21Those prayers went unanswered
00:34:25Nobody was listening
00:34:27God checked out
00:34:29Homelander is standing in front of us
00:34:32He's not asking for blind faith
00:34:33And when I talk
00:34:35When I talk, he listens
00:34:37God is supposed to be selfless
00:34:39Okay, Homelander?
00:34:41Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself
00:34:44May be imperfect, but he
00:34:46Brought this church up out of ruin
00:34:47He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation
00:34:50He killed Firecracker
00:34:52And you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you
00:34:54Firecracker was a non-believer
00:34:55She brought his wrath upon herself
00:34:57I am not afraid to stand
00:34:59Before Homelander's judgment
00:35:07But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:35:12Oh, Annie, I am sorry
00:35:16I really did like you
00:35:41Stop!
00:35:44You know what this is?
00:35:46I open it
00:35:47You're dead in 30 seconds
00:35:53So is Annie
00:35:55No
00:35:58She already took the antidote
00:36:02You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:36:04No
00:36:07But I will
00:36:11Unless you let her go
00:36:22Don't be a stranger, Annie
00:36:23Room for everyone in our flock
00:36:40Plenty of fishing to see, bro
00:36:44But most of them are fucking dead
00:36:49You think fishing on the coast is funny, bro?
00:36:51Uh, yeah
00:36:52Payback's a bitch, bitch
00:36:56What's that supposed to mean?
00:36:57It means
00:36:58I flew up to Alaska
00:36:59Swam down in your dumb pipeline
00:37:01And punched a hole in it
00:37:02It wasn't even that hard
00:37:03That shit is really poorly built
00:37:05What?
00:37:07Why?
00:37:09You killed Adam Bork
00:37:10So I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever
00:37:12Now we're even, Steven
00:37:16I killed
00:37:17I killed one
00:37:19I killed one dude
00:37:21You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker
00:37:23One human being
00:37:25Who was a national treasure, asshole
00:37:26Not just some stupid fish
00:37:32They were my friends
00:37:35Sucks to suck, dipshit
00:37:37Stop, loser
00:37:39So let's record this stupid fucking thing
00:38:07You were never my bro
00:38:08Bro
00:38:37Bro
00:38:52Hey, some kid shit on the floor in the men's room
00:38:54Again
00:38:57Terrific
00:39:10Bubbla
00:39:10You might not remember, but we actually met
00:39:13Back, back in the day
00:39:15You must have been yay high
00:39:16But you know what?
00:39:17I, I saw greatness in you
00:39:19Even then
00:39:19No, I don't remember that, Chad
00:39:23I did
00:39:24Um
00:39:25Oh
00:39:26We needed to talk in private
00:39:28Okay
00:39:30I take it you saw the security footage
00:39:33From the old folks' home
00:39:35And you probably got the very reasonable impression
00:39:37That I'm somehow working with Butcher and them
00:39:41Uh, but
00:39:43Honestly
00:39:43Fuck those guys
00:39:45Fuck them
00:39:46I'm on you
00:39:46I'm on team you, big guy
00:39:48And, and, and, and
00:39:49I'll gladly tell you
00:39:50Anything you want to know
00:39:56Great
00:39:57Great
00:39:59That's great
00:40:07Tell me something
00:40:09You got all this figured out
00:40:11But you still end up trapped in a bunker
00:40:12Eating canned tuna and Chef Boyardee
00:40:14Oh, contrast, please
00:40:16And, uh, solitude
00:40:19That's all I ever wanted
00:40:21Since way before Homelander knocked on my door
00:40:24It's
00:40:25Gonna be magnificent
00:40:27You're fucking crazier than I thought
00:40:28And I thought you were fucking crazy
00:40:30Sorry
00:40:30Are you not working day and night
00:40:33To drop a genocidal virus
00:40:34Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it
00:40:36I just gotta do it
00:40:37Don't pretend you're better than me
00:40:40Enjoy it, don't enjoy it
00:40:42Still mass murder
00:40:45At least the mom's to bother
00:41:04Right on, kid
00:41:18Oi, bum-soy
00:41:20Glad you could pop in
00:41:21Get the fuck away from her
00:41:23You're pretty spry for a hundred years old
00:41:25When you blow your load
00:41:26You're such a puff of dust
00:41:28You motherfuckers
00:41:29I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces
00:41:31Try it
00:41:34And you'll be wiping your better ass
00:41:36Better half off your fucking face
00:41:41Now
00:41:42How's about we just cool our jets
00:41:45And you and I
00:41:46Have a little chinwag
00:41:47Like proper gentlemen
00:41:57Okay
00:42:01No one here
00:42:02I grant you it
00:42:03It looks like that
00:42:03Yeah, but
00:42:04This is their hideout
00:42:05So I'm sure there's
00:42:07Plenty of clues all over here
00:42:08Here you go
00:42:11No, no, this is nothing
00:42:12But
00:42:13No, they have to have left something behind
00:42:15You know?
00:42:21It's not nothing
00:42:24It's a Taco Bell receipt
00:42:26No
00:42:26This is sage
00:42:27Taunting me
00:42:29Okay
00:42:39This makes no sense
00:42:41This makes no sense
00:42:43This makes no sense
00:42:47You said I would get to be one
00:42:50You said I'd be a god
00:42:51Did I do something wrong?
00:42:53Did I fail you?
00:42:55I did everything you asked me to
00:42:57I gave my boy up
00:42:59Please
00:43:14Don't leave me here
00:43:16And all this stuff
00:43:16Is you're
00:43:19You're not going to let me walk out of here alive
00:43:21Are you?
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:25Okay
00:43:27Yeah
00:43:31All right, look
00:43:32Kid
00:43:34I've been around a long time
00:43:36And I
00:43:39This is just how it goes
00:43:41You know all those old soups
00:43:43At the home
00:43:44Every one of them
00:43:45Had their moments in the sun
00:43:46And they all thought
00:43:47It was going to go on forever
00:43:49And every one of them
00:43:50Got shoved out
00:43:52In the end
00:43:53They all got shoved out
00:43:55All of them
00:43:57And I know what I'm talking about
00:44:01I did the shoving
00:44:04Hey, look at Goldie
00:44:05One minute she's on the set of
00:44:08Undercover Geisha
00:44:09Getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas
00:44:11And next she's shilling for
00:44:13Vought Alert necklaces
00:44:14And activity of poop yogurt
00:44:17Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:44:19Guess you don't watch your own news channel
00:44:22Point is, look
00:44:23There comes a day
00:44:25I got shoved out too
00:44:26Never saw it coming
00:44:28Did not see that coming
00:44:29And I fought it like hell
00:44:30But in the end
00:44:33Fuck you
00:44:35There's a natural order to things
00:44:38And the more you fight
00:44:39The inevitable
00:44:42The more the inevitable
00:44:43The more the inevitable
00:44:43Just
00:44:44Cunt punts you
00:44:49Yep
00:44:55You're not scared of me
00:44:58No, I'm not scared of you
00:44:59I
00:45:01I feel for you, kid
00:45:03I do
00:45:06I mean, you're a fucking whack job
00:45:08But, you know
00:45:09That's talent
00:45:10So
00:45:13No surprise there
00:45:18So, there you go
00:45:21Do what you gotta do
00:45:29You can go
00:45:33I can go
00:45:34Leave, no words
00:45:35Just go
00:45:36Now
00:45:37Go
00:45:38Now
00:45:38Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:45:56How can I help you, sir
00:45:57I need the tracking coordinates
00:45:59For a VOD alert necklace
00:46:08Look, all we're after is the V1
00:46:10You hand that over
00:46:12We'll all go home happy
00:46:17I can't
00:46:19Robbie
00:46:19No
00:46:19You'll change your mind
00:46:22I've watched enough friends
00:46:23Get old and die to know
00:46:24You'll change your mind
00:46:26I'm sorry
00:46:28But I won't
00:46:31That doesn't mean
00:46:32We can't be together
00:46:35We've wasted years
00:46:37Already
00:46:44If I gave it to you
00:46:46What would you do with it?
00:46:48We will destroy it
00:46:50She's right
00:46:54It is a curse
00:46:59No
00:47:00Listen, mate
00:47:01You can sort things out
00:47:02With a missus later
00:47:05But you ain't leaving here
00:47:06With a shot
00:47:06Oh, you think I'm stupid enough
00:47:08To bring it with me?
00:47:09You're exactly that stupid
00:47:10You thought Geisha's life
00:47:12Was in danger
00:47:12You brought the V1 to save her
00:47:13It's the bullet in your left pocket
00:47:31It's the bullet in your left pocket
00:47:31Hey!
00:47:42I'm fine.
00:47:43Ronnie, just give him what he wants.
00:48:03Fuck. Let's go.
00:48:17Please, don't.
00:48:20They kidnapped you.
00:48:22I don't want anyone else to get hurt because of me.
00:48:41How are you, Robbie?
00:48:42Finn.
00:48:43What the fuck is he doing here?
00:48:44I texted him. He's here to help.
00:48:47We don't need that motherfucker's help.
00:48:49Those two crackers have been at each other's throats for 80 years.
00:48:52It's their bone. Let the old dogs fight over it.
00:48:58You know how long I've wanted to smash in that pretty face?
00:49:01Buddy the Queen sat on this face.
00:49:04It's a national fucking treasure.
00:49:15Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:49:17There's no one who hates Homelander more right now.
00:49:19Would you be sure?
00:49:20Cause people are fucking predictable.
00:49:35Ugh!
00:49:36Ugh, Goddammit.
00:49:40Ugh!
00:49:47Goddammit!
00:49:55I don't know.
00:50:32God damn it, I hate flying!
00:50:41Dust skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:50:44Ben, stop!
00:50:47Please!
00:50:53God damn it.
00:51:04I can't give it to you.
00:51:05Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:51:06Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:51:08You're always going to fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:51:11You can never hold down a girl.
00:51:13It was either a smack needle up your dick or...
00:51:15...having to stand next to you.
00:51:18You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:51:21Especially Clara.
00:51:23Everything they wanted us to be.
00:51:25Everything they were working towards.
00:51:27They saw it in you.
00:51:29I fucking hated you for it.
00:51:33No.
00:51:35No, I wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:51:40I didn't know how to be.
00:51:42But you loved her.
00:51:46What wouldn't you give to have her back forever?
00:51:54I really fucking hate you.
00:51:56No shit.
00:51:59But we don't have to kill each other.
00:52:02I can take away your immortality.
00:52:05And your powers.
00:52:07You won't have to live forever alone.
00:52:09And you and Goldie can...
00:52:12...spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:52:17Why would you do that for me?
00:52:20I'd do it for the B-1.
00:52:32This was the first part of the C.
00:52:32I'm eating myocyteical.
00:52:36I'm a ni success fanatic.
00:52:39Whatever happen.
00:52:46I'm eating your belly Nerf over the Lone.
00:52:50I''ll had to cook its party on the stove.
00:52:51And you don't have to cook yourbior.
00:53:08What the fuck is that?
00:53:14Come on.
00:53:33This is the first time I've seen my blood and I can't remember.
00:54:07Don't. I don't want to fight you.
00:54:16You know, Clara used to say the craziest shit, that I was the strongest super liar, the ultimate expression of
00:54:25what we could be.
00:54:29But she was wrong.
00:54:35She hadn't met you yet.
00:54:57I don't understand. You wasn't supposed to...
00:55:02It's impossible.
00:55:04When you hate me, I loved her more than this is what she would want.
00:55:48Run!
00:55:50Run!
00:55:50Run!
00:55:51Run!
00:55:52Run!
00:55:54Run!
00:55:56Run!
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