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مسلسل Animal Control مترجم - Episode 4
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00:05how's your night let's not start with the intrusive questions okay i don't usually step on a land my
00:11neck quickly i had ill-advised sex with a workmate okay a workmate it feels like you want me to
00:17guess
00:19hot bed oh cool all right yeah so the whole thing was kind of an accident i went over there
00:26we had some wine i gotta stop you right there first of all so excited to be your confidant oh
00:32you're you're not my confidant you're just a person sitting next to me as i process it's just i'm not
00:37the kind of guy that bros out with explicit sexual detail look at me do i look like the type
00:41of person
00:42that would share sex details with you okay i'm just worried she's gonna get clingy clingy yeah i can
00:49see a person like her becoming quickly attached and making things weird in the office you know
00:54like googly eyes in the bullpen and winks by the toaster winks by the toaster yeah these kind of
01:00things can get complicated look this is not a thing we had a couple glasses of wine and then okay
01:04well i was gonna have to be my final warning frank i'm not gonna sit here and listen to a
01:08play-by-play
01:09of your escapades all right you're gonna have to find somebody else for that we were naked 10 minutes
01:15into it don't frick
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02:00that's the bellagio 2000 the gold standard we'll take this one great uh one more
02:05thing before you leave um i invited rick doyle in for lunch today what rick doyle yeah i thought
02:11it would be nice you know it's considered good management form to host your predecessor and plus
02:15i cannot figure out the budget report format like at all has anyone seen him since the mauling okay
02:21can we not call it that well you weren't there there's no other verb to describe what that mink did
02:26to his face i mean you could say chainsaw or hamburger but those aren't verbs well i'm actually
02:32cool with gnarly stuff i once carried my buddy's knee down a mountain in a trail mix bag oh rick's
02:37had like 17 surgeries yeah the thing ate his ear apparently the reassembly was a bit of a
02:43mr potato head situation just chucking features in willy-nilly hey hey can we please be our better
02:50selves here let's just make sure that he feels welcome i'm actually pumped to sam yeah i'm glad
02:55he's alive he was such a good boss i mean no offense emma yeah i know why you're really
03:02pumped rick got a giant settlement from the city sure i have a real estate pitch and he has
03:08money but this is about being excited to catch up with an old friend yeah morning everyone
03:12good morning
03:19hey frank hey dolores
03:26good news on dolores huh oh amazing she seemed totally cool you're relieved yeah if i could do
03:32a jig in this truck i would jig is an irish dance ah the irish truck 12 report of a
03:40dog white coat
03:41medium size no tags near 1906 green valley lane truck 12 responding
04:04i feel bad poor guy was just getting a silk on
04:15oh i wouldn't drink okay natural salt i knew it but you could swim with your eyes open
04:20okay cool no way no way he didn't smoke a cigar they can ride bikes i've seen it on youtube
04:32yeah how did he light it he probably enlisted the help of a smaller animal how did you get this
04:38job
04:41it's just odd what i mean why didn't dolores get weird about last night
04:47she's probably just got a healthy relationship to her sexuality you know she makes love and if
04:52the fit's off she's just right back to being co-workers why would the fit be off look i'm just
04:57trying to put myself in her head i could be wrong you don't think it's performance based do you i
05:02mean what are you worried that you finish too quickly wait don't tell me okay because now we're
05:07getting into sex details and i don't like it i don't like it either but what's too quickly
05:11because if she finishes first that's a green light from me right i mean are you sure she finished
05:16well that's what she said was it unprompted or did you ask her
05:21it was prompted oh god
05:26hey so are you gonna do the hard sell on rick at lunch because that could get
05:29super awkward don't have to do a hard sell mixed use warehouse on kirkland avenue
05:34sells itself right where is this new unfounded confidence in real estate coming from
05:39my cousin rishi he's killing it and i've got everything he's got except for an mba and capital
05:45might need that
05:50principal jimenez hi
05:53oh is that so there's been a mix-up with daddy's field trip permission slip and it failed to be
05:57signed failed to be signed that's your official price release so there's no way she can get on
06:02the bus can i just give you permission verbally we're not gonna hold you liable in fact she gets
06:08hurt at home all the time and trust me i got kids to spare yeah no i do understand that
06:13there are
06:13words that even when said in jess can trigger an investigation i'm gonna come get her okay yeah
06:20no great we gotta go to any school um hey you guys got the wrong dog what are you talking
06:28about
06:29you went to the wrong address you went to green valley street not green valley lane oh my bad i
06:34must have put it in wrong it's fine and don't cover for me like i'm somebody he needs covering for
06:38i think it's interesting you're taking such a strong stance on such a blatant screw-up you
06:42literally kidnap someone's dog out of their yard this sort of thing happens in the field all the
06:46time i wouldn't expect somebody who doesn't wear socks to the office to understand okay whoa we're
06:52sorry and we'll return her right now get it together guys seriously and i am wearing socks
06:57they're tiny tiny no-show socks they're no-show socks frank what are no-show socks you can't see
07:03them but they're there it's like the forest it surrounds us and binds us did you just quote obi-wan
07:07kenobi i did but we're talking about socks you picked up the wrong dog and snapped at your boss
07:16you're in your head man i'm not in my head yep you're in your head and you're screwing up and
07:20now emily's mad you know what i don't like the tone you were taking with me at all well i
07:25don't
07:25like having the boss mad at me okay i'm very sensitive to coaching critiques and now i'm paranoid
07:29i'm gonna get cut you mean fired that's how we say in real life come on man you're distracted
07:34and spiraling just go talk to dolores oh talk to her first how would that look like you're a
07:39grown-up all right that's enough there's one snide bully in this relationship and it's not you
07:47they wouldn't let me on the bus it was so embarrassing oh it's not a big deal okay we'll
07:53be at the aquarium in 15 minutes what you can't make me go now that's even more embarrassing
07:59well you can't stay with us i'm at work
08:08where's my map did you lock me out again you little wizard i'm not going to the aquarium
08:15fine okay you can stay for lunch just un-cyber hack my vehicle whatever
08:22wow what you totally caved it's a dangerous precedent
08:26are you judging my parenting because that's a very dangerous precedent also i get the scolding
08:31interesting hello anybody home
08:39i actually thought it'd be much worse his hair grew back
08:42the air looks pretty good
08:43hi rave let's do two we'll do two come on you look like a j crew model thank you you're
08:50handsome
08:50it's an honor to shake the hand that wears the glove of valor the infamous shred bring it in for
08:55the real deal holy field you know me ah you must be the new boss it's so nice to meet
09:02you in person
09:03i've heard received so much good things about you and i have received such good things about you
09:12good i gotta say the energy in this room feels good congruent good i you remember the kitchen
09:21that's where we'll eat um so i'm gonna grab something from the office and
09:28i will i'll be back okay so hope you like sandwiches rick
09:35we're gonna have them
09:38all right one plate balled watermelon we seed it by hand
09:42okay all right and uh i'll take this rick side seat right here
09:49sorry to catch up hey me too and i appreciate all those texts
09:53yeah absolutely what you think of that prospectus you take a look at it
09:56i'm seeing a seed in a ball i'll be back in a second
10:00there's no seed i inspect it for seeds twice
10:08we've been over this it is melon or starve
10:14all right where are we hey buddy i acknowledge your need to stretch your entrepreneurial wings
10:20but your kids here we can chat about real estate later huh
10:23oh my god another seed one second addison mucked up patel so help me
10:29hey why don't i hang out with eddie for a bit i got this
10:33oh you got this yeah i do i just feel like you guys are having one of those days
10:36you're butting heads a lot of yelling oh one of those days
10:39is that the official diagnosis from dr microdose mdma
10:43so is that a yes oh absolutely i'm just excited to be a part of this master class on parenting
10:47yeah hey you could have just said yes
10:50it's being sarcastic
10:57what's up nothing why you just kicked me
11:01oh sorry that was meant for
11:03ow what oh
11:07you were staring
11:09do you have a lender you like
11:11no oh greek salad don't mind if i do
11:15oh god i'm so sorry that is terrible
11:19no it's a temp ear it's a temp ear and
11:22oh no oh come on i didn't even know that's a temp ear
11:25oh my gosh no
11:26i need to apologize here we go it's just it's the custom one stuck in china so it's on its
11:31way
11:31rick you shouldn't be embarrassed or anything i mean you're among
11:33so sorry that was um i just meant to say there's no judgment
11:45okay emily you need to get on your back
11:47just here here here here
11:49no no no just yeah yeah yeah
11:51you know what she can use my sweater as a pillow
11:53just lie on your back
11:54here we go
11:56pull up
11:56pull your knees
11:58pull your knees into your chest
12:00come in here
12:00all right
12:02all right
12:02all right
12:02all right
12:03all right
12:03all right
12:03all right
12:03all right
12:03all right
12:09the Laura still seems normal but it's like
12:11too normal now
12:15actually there is one other thing but
12:19what
12:20it's just i've been pretty hesitant to say something because you seem pretty easily triggered today
12:26hey my body cam frank that's the only thing that holds me accountable to the public
12:31tell me what you know or i will put this down my pants and your record will literally be tainted
12:36all right
12:36all right i just heard she has a thing for templeton
12:39templeton
12:40yeah so maybe she's a little nervous about you guys hooking up and templeton finding
12:45out because who knows how he'd view that are you saying she would rather be with templeton
12:49than me i'm not saying anything i don't know but i can tell you i would definitely rank you above
12:54templeton in most categories most categories almost all almost all almost all almost all
13:14yeah see we have a different way of treating kids where i grew up that's new zealand
13:19that's not a real place
13:20okay it is a real place definitely is and we're actually number one in the world for ease of doing
13:25business
13:25so that's awesome
13:27uh look we treat kids like grown-ups right
13:31and we expect them to act like grown-ups does that make sense okay good i'm glad we're on the
13:37same page now do you want to meet one of the coolest lizards in town you're gonna love this
13:46guy he's such a rock star
13:51what are you doing
13:52i'm starting a dog diet
13:54bloody hell
13:54Eddie
13:55because you took my speed time
13:57stop
13:57not the cat
14:02you wanted something
14:03oh yeah hey can you send me rick's home address please
14:06maybe
14:07why
14:08you know just because you have all the addresses doesn't mean you're in charge of them
14:12and i just want to go over there and apologize in person
14:16that seems at best ill-advised
14:18why everybody loves an apology
14:20you literally don't have the stomach for it
14:23look i know you mean well but rick was a good boss
14:26no offense and i just don't want to see him get hurt
14:28well i think i'm becoming a pretty great boss myself
14:32yeah
14:35and i just want to trust my instincts on this one
14:38can you send me the address please
14:39okay okay
14:47um
14:50what
14:53dad
14:54daddy she lost me in this thing
14:58yeah about that i was out of moves
15:00so
15:01you got this
15:02huh
15:10what'd you get
15:13muskrat
15:13adolescent male probably seven kilograms
15:16used the 22 centimeter catch pole
15:19wow that's a lot of canadian math there
15:21yeah we were just driving by and thought we'd say hola
15:26well your time's just all kinds of unaccounted for huh
15:29yeah i guess we should be more careful dolores goes over our field reports like a hawk
15:33oh don't mess with dolores am i right
15:35how about that dolores
15:36so you guys
15:38got that pot sim run
15:40there it is that's what you came for
15:42let me tell you something frank it was all above board
15:45different precincts
15:46she doesn't report to me
15:47we did it all by the book
15:49and once by the credenza
15:50yeah
15:51you guys got together physically
15:53sexual congress
15:54was in session
15:55you and dolores
15:56boy you're really having trouble processing this aren't you
15:59so are you guys
16:01over
16:02yeah for me basically
16:04but her she's
16:05still pretty clingy
16:07clingy
16:08big time
16:09yeah
16:10anyway gotta get this scrap back to the two three
16:20right
16:23you gotta talk to dolores man
16:25yeah i'm there now
16:34well she is maya's problem now
16:37is she gone
16:38i'm exhausted
16:39yeah but i've got two others
16:41so let's get while the getting is good
16:45damn it
16:46rick passed on the crooklyn street property
16:48truck 8 reported the bears returned to the hot tub
16:51repeat the bear is in the bubble
16:53truck 8 responding
16:56this bear is living a better life than us
17:02emily
17:03hey
17:04i came here to apologize in person but now i realize i'm just cornering you
17:08you don't have to apologize
17:09my ear fell off my head you probably had the appropriate reaction
17:12well thank you for being so cool about it i i really am sorry
17:17accepted
17:20i sense there's something else on your mind
17:22the budget report format i just i can't even
17:26city paperwork's a beast let's get you harmonious
17:29oh my gosh
17:31oh my gosh
17:31thank you
17:33humans are coming
17:34humans
17:37he must have high-tailed it
17:39oh yeah you can see his tracks going down to the woods
17:44look at that steam
17:45perfect 98 degrees i bet
18:00i have to say
18:01it's everything i thought it would be
18:03yeah this is nice and we deserve it
18:05especially after the day we've had
18:08hey listen
18:10i'm sorry that i was that annoying person with our kids who thinks they know anything about parenting
18:15i don't
18:16you actually did okay with that you rode the bull for almost 10 minutes
18:20but then i locked her in a kennel
18:22well she bucked you at the end
18:23she bucked you real hard
18:24she's a dean
18:28let me ask you something
18:30do you have any interest in a mixed-use warehouse on kirkland avenue
18:36what was that
18:37did you say something
18:38i'm just i'm struggling to hear you
18:40over the bubbles
18:41i'll just
18:42chill over here
18:47hey
18:47hey
18:48so uh
18:51we cool
18:52yeah
18:54because you know last night was
18:55oh yeah no
18:57we're cool
18:57it was pretty fun wasn't it
19:00it was
19:00yeah
19:02okay well i'm gonna uh
19:03i'm gonna let you bask in the afterglow
19:14you are in an afterglow right
19:17frank are you trying to find out if i enjoyed our night together
19:21do you want the truth
19:23oh i don't know if it sounds like i do
19:26sometimes people just aren't a good fit
19:28sexually
19:30oh
19:31oh
19:32oh
19:33okay
19:34um
19:36well
19:36if you had to uh
19:38b minus
19:38why did you think i would want a letter grade
19:40it's not a big deal
19:41no
19:42no it's not
19:43it's not
19:44i assume it was just average for you too
19:46mm-hmm
19:46yeah
19:48a minus
19:51okay
19:51well um
19:52i'm gonna
19:55yeah
19:56see what's over here
19:57okay bye frank
20:01hey
20:01so did you talk it out
20:03you all good
20:03good
20:04no
20:04apparently my penis needs to go to
20:06summer school
20:12you know
20:13i was intimidated to meet you
20:15because everyone speaks about you as this great boss
20:17and i'm like at best a work in progress
20:19oh i bet you're doing better than you think
20:21i don't know
20:23um
20:23maybe
20:24come on
20:25actualization is afoot
20:27seize the day
20:28that momentum
20:29keep it rolling
20:30okay
20:30okay
20:31you're gonna be good
20:32thank you rick
20:36bye
20:37okay
20:37okay
20:49and
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