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00:00:11we just left the first elimination and it's just really got real like who's next it could be any
00:00:19of us i mean not me but it could be any of them i left a poop in one of
00:00:23your stations but whom
00:00:27i have a feeling it might be me that bitch honestly would shit in somebody's station
00:00:32maybe in my 40-inch wig now miss robin i think it's time you spill the beans about you and
00:00:39miss
00:00:40amethyst so robin mentioned it in on talk that we used to date there was a time that me and
00:00:47amethyst
00:00:48dated for a short time for a short time scissors sisters but who broke up with who i feel like
00:00:55it was mutual we both had our they always say that no robin said you wouldn't text her back
00:01:01no i said she's a bad texter and i am busy bitch okay i will admit it was my decision
00:01:09to not
00:01:10pursue things further ultimately i think we were looking for different things that's fine
00:01:15as of right now that chapter is closed and will not be opening up anytime soon for me
00:01:23i live for the couple therapy right now too bad we didn't have this before maybe it would have
00:01:27worked lucy i'm also so happy that you're still here with this i know you were so nervous i was
00:01:33really worried it was hard to hear them say like you were underwhelming you weren't as good as
00:01:38everybody else i can't wait to just like go forward and i don't want to prove them wrong because that
00:01:43sounds kind of bitter but like i kind of want to prove them wrong i do agree with the judges
00:01:47that
00:01:48anitra should have won the talent show where i disagree with the judges is that i was in the
00:01:53bottom oh rest in peace to my hairline i am angry and i'm embarrassed before it was lucy coming in
00:02:01confident and now it's lucy pissed off and when i get pissed i work even harder these other girls
00:02:06better watch out the winner of rupaul's drag race receives a one-year supply of anastasia beverly
00:02:22hills cosmetics and a gag-worthy grand prize of two hundred thousand dollars served by cash app
00:02:28with extra special guest judge maryn morris it is a new day in the work room and i am so
00:02:46excited
00:02:47that i survived the first elimination i am not the first out so fuck you irene
00:02:55hello hello hello hello come on case we pray my queen did you know that in the united states
00:03:05three quarters of adults believe in heaven no but what heaven actually looks like is still anybody's
00:03:13guess so for this week's maxi challenge i want you to sell us your vision of the afterlife or should
00:03:21i say
00:03:21the queer after now working in three teams you'll be responsible for coming up with every devilish
00:03:30detail and selling it in a divinely inspired infomercial this challenge is totally up my alley i know a
00:03:39thing or two about how to make a viral video anitra you won last week's maxi challenge so you get
00:03:45to
00:03:45choose team number one uh yes amethyst you survived last week's lip sync so you get to choose team
00:03:54number two and whoever's not picked will form team three anitra who do you choose first luxemalian i was
00:04:06like who sucks a lawyer anitra who do you choose second sasha as titties yeah oh who do you choose
00:04:16for
00:04:16your last choice marcia marcia marcia marcia honor to be a duckling baby all right maybe you can loan
00:04:23her some false eyelash okay amethyst who are you gonna choose first i think i'm gonna start off with
00:04:31my good old gal pal uh lulu deluco oh god lucy laduca thanks right amethyst who's next aura yes of
00:04:38course bitch and who's your next choice spice yes all right amethyst you have one more pick make it
00:04:47count um copy yeah sorry losers those words may haunt you
00:04:58oh they will oh they will game on that means you are team three racers start your engines
00:05:08and may the best drag queen win
00:05:12taxi challenge where's the leftover bitch i am not i'm no leftover baby thank you for picking
00:05:21lucky when i picked joe i was thinking like who are we gonna have like fun with because like if
00:05:25we
00:05:25have fun they're gonna have fun yeah i think because we have sasha colby i think you need to be
00:05:30god
00:05:31you say they say that god is a woman and she is but she's also a drag queen okay god
00:05:37is a charm
00:05:38it's a double-edged sword when people are expecting a lot from you but i love a good challenge and
00:05:43i know
00:05:43that this brain you haven't even seen all the crazy shit okay what do you think a queer person
00:05:50specifically a drag queen's idea of heaven is like what are the first things that pop into your mind
00:05:55yeah i think get your wings and a bbl
00:05:57that's cute
00:05:58i was thinking like of gay icons i can do a killer dolly parton and it would be funny if
00:06:05dolly parton was god
00:06:06oh everyone loves dolly parton right what about facials too and then that's hilarious i love that
00:06:12i think we should be like i'm so i'm living for you right now your ideas are amazing
00:06:18poppy's just throwing out as much as she can lucy's also coming up with some really brilliant stuff
00:06:23and i'm definitely intimidated what about like you can get you can get an alien on your halo
00:06:30i'm under the magnifying glass and i don't want to mess this one up
00:06:35it needs to be queer heaven so thank we're gay icons thank gay lingo imagine if it was
00:06:40a place for all like the hungover bitches y'all know the housewives like season one of alana
00:06:45it really really needs to stick with queer i think your i think your mind is going too crazy
00:06:49if you have like a beyonce look if you have like a ruffle coat where you could be like diana
00:06:52ross and
00:06:53like we look so it's like beyonce but no no that's like the comedy it's like that's beyonce
00:06:59and she like it kind of looks like her and there's like a name and it's like it's like the
00:07:02cracked out
00:07:03fiance like i'm just gonna do this for my own sanity i'm gonna move you down to the end if
00:07:07you
00:07:08keep shoving your two cents in i think i'm gonna go and say okay i just kind of have to
00:07:13put my foot
00:07:13down and so i can finally get my two cents in we need to get through everything write it all
00:07:18down to
00:07:19figure out the beginning the middle the end what we are doing per point and then finalize it on this
00:07:25jack decides to step in as the leader so i let her take over it is what it is because
00:07:30i can already
00:07:31see where this is going i think it'd be so funny if in the script i know i'm disregard me
00:07:35while you
00:07:36yeah let's just like yeah like if you keep talking okay okay um okay so being separated from spice right
00:07:45now i honestly need my emotional support brad style because spice would never make me feel overlooked
00:07:50like these girls just did i was not expecting to feel like an outsider already but it's week two
00:07:56and i'm like kicked to the curb it's like we we didn't try to look at your sister's face she
00:08:01does
00:08:01not look happy with what they're doing oh my gosh sugar is nothing she's stuck in lemons over there
00:08:05so even though me and sugar aren't on the same team we're on the same team if you know what
00:08:09i mean
00:08:10i'm like me okay i'm fine but her we gotta worry about her
00:08:15so you are team leftover yeah bitch it is go time whatever we're going through in that work room
00:08:21we better all put on our game face smile even though you can't stand some of these
00:08:25bitches and let's do the damn thing okay so let's set up the first scene what does the scene look
00:08:30like
00:08:30um malaysia leading through with what the drag hackatory is so you want the boys in there with you
00:08:35uh yeah we wanted them like at the bar where's the bar it would be behind us and so as
00:08:42they're walking
00:08:42in you start handing them to us we'll cheers with them you actually take it though we like be
00:08:46pretending to like talk and then we see her and like yeah okay this is not gonna be great join
00:08:52our
00:08:53queens and have a bottomless cocktail time to get tipsy girl too now cheers oh wait maybe i'm white
00:09:03girl wasted let's keep doing shop now that we're on set and i'm realizing wait these girls were being
00:09:11judgy to me and completely shout out to me they actually have nothing prepared like where are the
00:09:15lines you know it's just the three-minute commercial right yeah i was gonna say that felt like a full
00:09:24length feature honestly this concept is not coming across at all we are in deep water right now
00:09:33my team anitra who wants to tell me what your vision is we're gonna take you through some of
00:09:39the amenities this glamorous afterlife has to offer i don't want to give away too much okay so let's
00:09:46go we got three two one action where am i oh honey you're all right sorry where am i i
00:09:56totally blanked
00:09:56where am i um you're dead oh that's right duh okay so y'all think that you will be like
00:10:01oh if i had
00:10:02this challenge i'll be like so good and then you're there and it's like all the nerves just kicked in
00:10:08and action oh where am i oh honey you're dead god do it again i know you can do it
00:10:15better than that
00:10:15she's telling me i know you can do this better i know you can deliver it better so do it
00:10:20i'm such a
00:10:21perfectionist so when i get a note i just want to die and i feel like everybody can tell that
00:10:27i may be
00:10:27not god hi hi team amethyst came up with that name i'm really excited to be directed by michelle since
00:10:38i wrote a lot of the jokes i want to see if she enjoys my humor because while we can
00:10:42be sitting
00:10:42there and being like oh my god this is so funny ultimately we're trying to make the judges laugh
00:10:46let's go in three two one action leave your pills poppers and lackluster hookups out the door
00:10:51we offer an all-day drag brunch you can have a mimosa in a mimosa cut so the comedy is
00:10:59you're
00:10:59you're in a mimosa yeah yeah okay
00:11:10oh hi y'all girl are you gay do you slay cut cut cut cut cut you need to pop
00:11:19out and go back okay
00:11:20yeah i'm sorry are you gay boom you slay boom this needs to be quicker should i make a gagging
00:11:26noise
00:11:26before he leaves that would be helpful okay if we don't get this amethyst thing right we're gonna have
00:11:31to cut my joke and i'm really not cool with that here we go action hi girl are you gay
00:11:37did you slay
00:11:41and are you gagging cut i don't hear michelle laughing a lot you know last week uh when i didn't
00:11:52hear a
00:11:52lot of laughing uh didn't really end well for me let's try it again get the timing in there
00:12:05tonight someone is going to heaven and somebody's going to hell baby it's a new day in the work room
00:12:10and the judges are going to watch our infomercial i'm excited because i'm very confident with my
00:12:15group so sugar how do you feel like your group went yesterday i don't know like they were just being
00:12:21so
00:12:22like serious and like it's to the vlog i was like i wanted to shake them like they were like
00:12:27going
00:12:27and stuff like it's fun it's drag because you know us we just throw things at the wall i'm like
00:12:32oh we'll
00:12:32do this i'm used to working with you we have the same sense of humor we have the same energy
00:12:35and humor
00:12:36so like you're my favorite person to work with i'm used to being a duo you only shine as bright
00:12:41as the
00:12:42people next to you and i was really trying to set them up for good jokes but it seems like
00:12:45they weren't
00:12:46picking up any of the things i was throwing at them like michelle was like really liking ideas
00:12:50and stuff and i like fell bad about it because they didn't like my ideas right in the work room
00:12:54right i'm just not gonna like standing up for myself i don't know i don't like it stand up for
00:13:00yourself jessa think about how you would stand up for me stand up for yourself
00:13:07jacks how do you feel about your crew it was a lot of big personalities and it was a lot
00:13:12of spitballing
00:13:13ideas and no one really like formalizing to like write it down and so i essentially had to
00:13:20write the entire outline and the script myself do you personally feel like you did a good job
00:13:25i feel like i did a good job yeah but my role was physical rather than vocal vocal i couldn't
00:13:31really
00:13:32tell you jack's character i think she was more focused on yelling at everyone than focusing on
00:13:39how she was gonna make her character interesting so since this challenge was kind of around religion
00:13:48is anyone like super religious i identify as like christian and baptist like growing up in a choir
00:13:55and then eventually i was like i do might be attracted to like other guys but that's something like i
00:14:02battled for a real long time i used to like pray all the time like oh god like i don't
00:14:08want to be
00:14:09gay i knew that it was always said in the church to be gay was a sin so it was
00:14:14something that i was
00:14:15like why would god make me feel like this when it's not right it was like something i battled with
00:14:21for a very very very like long time yeah girl the whole time i was really putting a lot of
00:14:32pressure
00:14:32on myself because i just felt like i was gonna be looked at as a hypocrite me growing up in
00:14:37church i
00:14:38was so scared that like i would be like denied or shunned away like because like we see you in
00:14:44church
00:14:44every week like how dare you how dare you you know be a part of that that lifestyle you know
00:14:53my family accepted me with open arms and didn't look at me like differently and i'm like
00:14:58really really like blessed my mom she encourages me she makes me feel so good about any and everything
00:15:04and that's the only validation that i've ever cared for it just make me want to make her proud like
00:15:11and do things for her like i really identify with you because like i had a very very similar
00:15:19experience but like my parents weren't as accepting as yours my parents had like a lot of homophobia
00:15:25especially with religion and my mom pretty much told me like if you're gay you're going to hell
00:15:29and all gay people get aids and they die and like so you might as well like just pride who
00:15:32you are
00:15:33one day when i came home from one of my gigs my mom had found my dragon like had it
00:15:37scattered on the
00:15:37table and she was like i'm not gonna have any of this gay shit i'm not gonna have any of
00:15:40this
00:15:40is against what god wants and you're gonna go burn in hell so that's when i was like girl i
00:15:45gotta go
00:15:46as a teenager as someone who's a gay person you're already getting it from all ends when you're not
00:15:50around your family and like for me for for your family to be your first bully is like a lot
00:15:59to handle
00:15:59yeah so when i was 17 i cut off all contact with my family and i like was pretty much
00:16:08homeless for a
00:16:09minute and like i had to really like figure out life for myself i was 17 years old on my
00:16:13own and
00:16:14thank god i had found drag and i went from one gig which led to the next which led to
00:16:18the next and
00:16:19that's how i supported myself the greatest part about this whole experience is that you know we
00:16:23get to gain a whole new family like even if we don't feel loved and accepted on the outside like
00:16:29we create our own space our own world our own community and we get to become like those people
00:16:35like that have each other back regardless meeting my drag family allowed me to have people around me
00:16:40who i genuinely felt like i mattered to and who saw me for who i was and did not judge
00:16:45me it sounds so
00:16:46cheesy or so crazy but like drag is my entire life with that being said child all that praying and
00:16:52all
00:16:53is crying thank god it's a gay heaven okay can i get an amen everybody amen
00:17:22welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race michelle
00:17:27asad so do you believe in love after life ru snap out of it i will take that as a
00:17:32yes
00:17:34it's the queen of all social media t.s madison hey ru betty what is your idea of heaven well
00:17:41i'm a dog and uh i know i'm going to heaven it's full of bones okay and the fantastic maren
00:17:50morris
00:17:51welcome to my church can i get a hallelujah this week we challenged our queens in their very own
00:17:59heavenly infomercials and tonight on the runway category is metallica racers start your engines
00:18:07dance and may the best drag queen win up first anitra i'm serving you on a hot silver plate charlie
00:18:20sarin mixed with lady gaga fresh landed from chromatica did somebody order a lesbian baked potato
00:18:28sasha colby i have given you silver phoenix miss universe going out like a bird of prey sexy mother
00:18:35clucker selena s titty you know what she speaks what sign language
00:18:44i'm a girl from the street so obviously my medal was going to be street signs i am walking down
00:18:48this
00:18:48runway like the only street lamp on the block luxe noir london i wanted to give metal that looked like
00:18:56it was
00:18:56just moving and flowing i really do look like the nose of the lock she's ready to mount olympus
00:19:02her olympus is on fire marsha marsha marsha well it looks like she listened to the makeup comment but
00:19:10she only got it on her nose uh-huh my look is an ode to one of my favorite characters
00:19:15from one of my
00:19:16favorite movies the tin man from the wizard of oz baby we're skipping down that yellow brick road
00:19:21amethyst i am looking like this beautiful golden goddess i feel like someone dipped me in gold and
00:19:28i'm a walking emmy l amazing note to self never perm your own hair princess poppy her pussy is on
00:19:38sapphire
00:19:39this look it's a little bit of slutty r2d2 she is a futuristic space
00:19:44bitch spice i hit the runway giving you full judy jetson hooker fantasy i'm hoping that my dog
00:19:52doesn't run away gonna need some joggy bags aura i can see her emerald titties baby my concept is a
00:20:02moon goddess very like power rangers very theory mugler i think she's trying to squeeze out a fart
00:20:09lucy laduka the inspiration behind my look is a intergalactic warrior who still has time to go to
00:20:16the hair salon she's your best judy jetton jacks i am paying homage to my namesake jacks from mortal
00:20:25combat i am coming out with my cyborg arms making sure that these judges know that i'm here to really
00:20:31play full metal jacks robin fierce it's like i am the melanated warrior goddess you look at me and
00:20:38you're like oh i don't want to mess with her but she looks good you know where she works where
00:20:43the
00:20:44javelin center mistress isabel brooks i love to mix street wear with thai fashion i'm a big
00:20:52bitch but i'm gonna give you even bigger drag are y'all on linkedin dick cheney's daughter
00:20:57she's one of the cheneys mrs cheney yeah ladies and gentlemen sugar this is my intergalactic pop
00:21:04star brats doll on the moon fantasy i am giving you funkadelic fashion these are the new employee
00:21:10uniforms for sonic oh my god that makes me hungry do you serve hot dogs malaysia baby doll fox i'm
00:21:18giving
00:21:18metal goddess the chains are draping from the hips i am giving waist i am giving face
00:21:25uh-huh girl you're gonna set the metal detector off welcome queens it's time for your heavenly
00:21:34commercials first up team anitra they say god is a woman and i am and i'm also a drag queen
00:21:43and your personal guide to life's ultimate after party
00:21:51where am i you're dead one minute i was jumping off a box and i died a local girl here
00:21:59every drag
00:21:59queen is a superstar let me show you our amenities here in paradise each and every one of our little
00:22:07drag superstars get a complimentary consultation with a licensed drag queen therapist okay sweetheart
00:22:13you are perfect you are beautiful you look like linda evangelista and in my professional opinion
00:22:18you are wearing just enough makeup wow that's so nice of you to do all that but where's the party
00:22:25i want
00:22:25a torn up i got just the place after a lifetime of busting this back i'm finally doing something
00:22:33that i love absolutely nothing just watch
00:22:42you mean to tell me that they're tipping her all that cointana for doing nothing
00:22:46what is this place uh look over there we offer complimentary plastic surgery to keep you in your
00:22:55back i want some of that i want some of that oh don't worry honey you'll get some of that
00:23:02so aren't you living for this afterlife hello i'm selena i looked into the light and found myself here
00:23:10at where am i again palm springs the afterlife is in palm springs where drag queens go to die
00:23:25next up team amethyst hey girl are you gay do you slay and are you gagging
00:23:41what do we have the place for you follow us over the rainbow it's heaven for fag queer people
00:23:50located between clouds six and nine all you need to do is follow the dirt road up to the juice
00:23:55spot
00:23:56i mean god spot it's a luxury resort that includes cheek filler and cheek filler
00:24:05um anal bleaching on your halo and of course facials
00:24:17and facials leave your pills poppers and bad hookups at the door because here you have all the fun you'll
00:24:26ever need we offer an all-day drag brunch you can have a mimosa in a mimosa and best part
00:24:32of all an
00:24:33exclusive meet and greet with god oh howdy y'all it's me dolly party now if you'd like to join
00:24:40us
00:24:40over the rainbow just call 1-800-925 and now team leftovers
00:24:53i think she tried to death drop but she just dropped dead oh my god are you guys drag queens
00:24:58i'm a drag hack and i love the blt community well honey you've come to the right place welcome to
00:25:05drag hagatory here we have bottomless cocktails eternal lip syncs and endless meet and greets
00:25:14can you like do my makeup first my makeup artist is gay and i love james charles of course yay
00:25:21let's go here to the bar have a drink with the girls come on girl oh no i think i'm
00:25:29like
00:25:29always dead
00:25:34robin jacks the time has come for you to lip sync for your afterlife
00:25:43oh my god you guys are fierce you're sickening mama slay the house down hunty boots do it again do
00:25:48it
00:25:49again again again yeah oh my god the queen's from rupaulah we have turkey eureka shangela and jade as in
00:25:57huh see the line see the line girl just go with it munch munch crunch crunch proportionizing shablam look over
00:26:05there
00:26:06oh my god you guys take a picture baby okay one two three okay bye it was so nice
00:26:11bye wait one more one more picture one more picture give us a call this could be heaven for you
00:26:19and
00:26:19hell for us it was the best day ever i love drag queens we'll see you soon give us a
00:26:26call
00:26:30all right this week you competed as teams but tonight you'll be judged individually
00:26:39welcome queens i've made some decisions anitra selena estities marsha marsha marsha spice
00:26:48or a mayari robin fierce mistress isabel brooks sugar malaysia baby doll fox you are all safe
00:27:04ladies you may leave the stage
00:27:11now it's time for the judges critiques starting with sasha colby you were a joy
00:27:18to direct anytime i gave you anything you listened every time you did the next thing i laugh because
00:27:25it is so stupid i love this look honey it's giving me very metallic phoenix rising from the acid
00:27:34i personally expect a lot from you sasha so so far you've been off to a very strong start
00:27:41up next we've got luxe noir london hi i love your outfit hands down my favorite look
00:27:47of the night in the afterlife i thought you were wonderful you are wearing just enough makeup you
00:27:53have the gayness to you that is gayer than gay and you just gave me psychiatrist realness darling
00:28:00thank you and you ate it up up next amethyst if you're gonna do the lewd thing i feel like
00:28:06it has
00:28:07to land and i kind of feel like they went too long and they didn't land and they just got
00:28:11kind of awkward
00:28:11yeah i agree i love blue humor it just wasn't funny enough i want to give you a tip on
00:28:17contouring
00:28:18your nose you have a beautiful nose can i politely disagree i of course you will i love your nose
00:28:25thank you but the way you contour it is too dark okay you don't need to make it thin it's
00:28:29like you're
00:28:29trying to hide it i am don't that's what makes you different yeah i'm a nose queen too i love
00:28:36your
00:28:37nose it's gorgeous thank you up next princess poppy in the infomercial i kept losing you and it's kind
00:28:45of like the kiss of death you don't want to be lost in these things the runway look is nice
00:28:51it's simple
00:28:52but look at the rest of the girls next to you girl you need to be sparkling and more over
00:28:57the top you
00:28:58gotta step your pussy up a bit up next lucy laduca for your challenge you killed it nine two five
00:29:05you
00:29:06wore miss dolly out yeah you did something very smart you know that you can do dolly and it was
00:29:11very funny it was my favorite part of that infomercial i love this like rainbow judy jetson look because a
00:29:19lot of people went like gold or silver and you were like i want all of it you were in
00:29:22the bottom last week
00:29:24and here you are tonight looking fabulous and i look forward to more of lucy laduca hey up next
00:29:31jacks in your infomercial i think i was distracted by what was going on visually with the way that you
00:29:37don't pad and don't cinch your look was all over the place girl what's going on with her eye makeup
00:29:43and
00:29:43what's going on with her hair like what's the team i did not want to go to that heaven however
00:29:48your runway
00:29:49look tonight is incredible i thought it was very like mtv vma award show performance look thank you
00:29:57the infomercial you were in it was very confusing what was your input in the infomercial i probably
00:30:03had in the writing one of the larger parts most of my team just kind of kept spitballing ideas and
00:30:08there
00:30:08wasn't a lot of organization to it i don't remember any of your lines what were your lines some of
00:30:13them
00:30:13got lost as some of the other girls were improv-ing a bit and some of the cues were missed
00:30:19and my lines
00:30:20wouldn't have made sense if they were said with the sure yeah thank you thank you ladies while you
00:30:28enjoy delicious house of love cocktails and mocktails in the workroom the judges and i will deliberate
00:30:37welcome back ladies i've made some decisions
00:30:43lucy laduka you're safe you may join the other girls luxe noir london you are safe thank you so much
00:30:57sasha colby sasha colby you cracked the code congratulations you are the winner of this week's
00:31:05challenge i just won the challenge you've won a cash prize of 5 000 doulas i don't want some cash
00:31:15bitch i can pay for my fucking costume amethyst princess puppy jacks we are all rooting for you
00:31:27but y'all better step your pussy up jacks
00:31:35you are safe
00:31:39you may join the other girls thank you so much i won't disappoint you again
00:31:43princess poppy amethyst i'm sorry my dears but you are both up for elimination
00:31:50are we doing this again no i don't want to do it again
00:31:55two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from
00:32:03elimination the time has come for you to lip-sync for your last good luck and don't fuck it up
00:32:33i don't want to do it again no matter where you are no matter how far
00:32:47just call my name i'll be there to hurry on that you can depend and never work
00:32:58at first i'm giving a little bit of diana ross
00:33:04and then i start to really show who princess poppy is
00:33:12i am showing my little princess poppy pussy up
00:33:36what do we do is this a meet and greet what's happening
00:33:43normally i would take the comedic route and be silly and goofy but it's diana ross
00:34:13Ladies, I've made my decision.
00:34:23Amethyst, shantay you stay.
00:34:29You may join the other girls.
00:34:33Princess, we love you Poppy.
00:34:38Now, sashay away.
00:34:42Thank you so much, all of you.
00:34:52I was not shocked to hear that I was in the bottom.
00:34:55I agreed with what the judges were saying, and now I can move on and open my, uh, my
00:34:58meth-making business.
00:35:00Cut that.
00:35:04How the hell you gonna love somebody else?
00:35:12Can I get an amen up in here?
00:35:13Amen.
00:35:14All right.
00:35:14Now let the music play.
00:35:18What a lip sync, guys.
00:35:20Poppy.
00:35:22Baby, we are back in the workroom without Miss Poppy.
00:35:24And it feels good.
00:35:28I'm so happy that it wasn't me.
00:35:31I'm gagged that I'm still here, y'all.
00:35:33Um, you know.
00:35:35Of course, I'm feeling a little unsure of myself.
00:35:38Have I ever been funny?
00:35:39Have I been not funny this whole time?
00:35:41I'm known for my comedic timing.
00:35:42So to hear that that's the one thing that I messed up, it's devastating.
00:35:47Sugar, sit next to me.
00:35:48All right, bitches.
00:35:49Y'all are always together.
00:35:50How did it feel to, like, work separate from each other?
00:35:53I think my group might have got annoyed at me because I'm used to working with Spice.
00:35:56And y'all know us.
00:35:57Crazy, cool, cool.
00:35:58We're throwing out ideas.
00:35:58We're having fun.
00:35:59But then I had to check it in my group because not everyone works that way.
00:36:03I mean, I can be a little annoying sometimes.
00:36:05I can be too much.
00:36:06But you know what?
00:36:07I'm done with apologizing for being too much.
00:36:09Like, whatever.
00:36:10Let me own it.
00:36:11Can I just say congratulations to you?
00:36:13Yes, please.
00:36:16My dog's got a few tricks up in her sleeves, honey.
00:36:18Watch out.
00:36:19I feel pretty good to have been in the top two.
00:36:22I would like to say it's the top two.
00:36:24Let's go with that.
00:36:25Okay.
00:36:26Okay, so what's the rank?
00:36:28I would say third, second, first.
00:36:31I think first, second.
00:36:33First, second, third.
00:36:35First, second.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:38I don't care what luck says.
00:36:39I really slayed this challenge.
00:36:41And what I really want is a win.
00:36:44Okay, so it's been a very long day.
00:36:46And I definitely want to get out of this almost winning luck.
00:36:49So...
00:36:50Onwards, hoes.
00:36:51Onwards.
00:36:52Onwards.
00:36:53I'm sitting pretty on top winning, but I feel like some of the girls are feeling the pressure.
00:36:58To be seen.
00:36:59And I'm telling you right now, y'all ain't taking my spot.
00:37:04Is this what winning feels like?
00:37:06Eh.
00:37:09The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics.
00:37:14And a gag-worthy grand prize of $200,000.
00:37:18Served by Cash App.
00:37:19With extra special guest judge, Amandla Stenberg.
00:37:30Another day of trauma.
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:33It's a new day in the workroom, and it's a new day of me being crazy.
00:37:37Now, Amethyst, I'm curious.
00:37:38Do you play baseball?
00:37:39Because, you know, three strikes and you're out.
00:37:43She made me say it.
00:37:44She made me say it.
00:37:45I would miss this.
00:37:46I knew it was that.
00:37:47Because I know you didn't think of that.
00:37:48I'm not that witty.
00:37:49I would miss this.
00:37:52Hello, hello, hello.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:54You better come through, Met Gala!
00:37:58Lady kids.
00:37:59When it comes to charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, too much is never enough.
00:38:05That is right.
00:38:06So for this week's maxi challenge, we'll be serving a double helping of...
00:38:11The Snatch Game!
00:38:13What?
00:38:14What?
00:38:14Did she say Snatch Game?
00:38:18Miss Early?
00:38:19What?
00:38:20What?
00:38:22This season's Snatch Game is going to be longer, thicker, and juicier than ever before.
00:38:28Oh, my God.
00:38:30For the first time in Drag Race Herstory, we'll be playing the game in two rounds with two different
00:38:36casts of characters.
00:38:40Now, I'm gonna split this Snatch Game right down the middle.
00:38:44Everyone who lined up on the left, you'll play in the first Snatch Game.
00:38:48And everyone who lined up on the right, you'll play in the second Snatch Game.
00:38:51Y'all know the rules.
00:38:53You impersonate a celebrity that will make me laugh my yass off.
00:38:58I do all this shit, but I don't do impersonation, so I'm literally shaking.
00:39:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:39:09Make it work, Snyder.
00:39:10Make it work.
00:39:11You know, it is a known fact that Snatch Game happens every season.
00:39:15No drag queen is sure not.
00:39:18Who are you doing?
00:39:19I'm Jan Crouch.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:20Who are you doing?
00:39:21I'm Angela Lepora.
00:39:22Does it make you nervous that Trinity's already done it before?
00:39:25No, because she didn't do that good of a job.
00:39:28Your words, not mine.
00:39:29Are you gonna do Dolly because it was such a success?
00:39:31No, I mean, I already showed my Dolly.
00:39:33I'm actually even more so known for my Joan Rivers.
00:39:36Joan is an absolute icon, and I'm really staking my name on this, so the pressure is on me.
00:39:42I feel like I was born to be Mighty Cyrus in Snatch Game, so that's what's happening here.
00:39:47You're gonna bring a bell.
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:49Sugar, what are you doing?
00:39:50Internet pop star sensation Trisha Paytas.
00:39:52No way.
00:39:53And I know internet people always bomb into obliviation, but you know, Sugar's here to change that.
00:39:59I'm landing on doing Trisha Paytas for Snatch Game, the one and only meme queen internet troll of our generation.
00:40:04No one is safe.
00:40:05She's gonna interrupt everything.
00:40:07I know I am taking a risk.
00:40:08I'm just hoping it pays off.
00:40:09I'm winning Snatch Game.
00:40:11No, I'm winning.
00:40:12Battle of the spin.
00:40:12We let the girls have it, and now Sugar and Spice are here to snatch up Snatch Game.
00:40:17They're in the same group, huh?
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:19It is gonna be a little bit chaotic with them.
00:40:21I can sense that.
00:40:23Who are you doing?
00:40:24I'm doing the coconut water connoisseur.
00:40:27Bretman Rocks.
00:40:28Yes!
00:40:28Bretman Rock is a YouTube star.
00:40:32He's just really over the top.
00:40:33He's Filipino, and I can relate to him.
00:40:35What you doing?
00:40:36I am gonna be the plus size diva lesbian comedian, Rosie O'Donnell.
00:40:40Oh, okay.
00:40:41So, I'm gonna channel my inner New Yorker.
00:40:43Who are you doing?
00:40:44Saucy Santana.
00:40:45I feel like I can relate to Saucy Santana because he's like, fairy hood, bougie.
00:40:50If y'all don't know who Saucy Santana is, go on your computer and type in material girl.
00:40:54Saucy Santana is a rapper.
00:40:55He's very flamboyant, and he represent for the community, so I live.
00:41:00Is this a pregnant tummy?
00:41:03Who is this?
00:41:03The Virgin Marie.
00:41:05You're doing the Virgin Mary?
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:07BC.
00:41:07Before Christ.
00:41:08Oh my God.
00:41:09My take on the Virgin Mary is a horny virgin.
00:41:12Not overtly blasphemous, but like just enough.
00:41:15I don't know.
00:41:16I'm nervous.
00:41:17Who knows what's gonna happen?
00:41:20Oh, you see, God is punishing me.
00:41:25Oh my God.
00:41:26Is God trying to tell me not to do the Virgin Mary?
00:41:32Live from Hollywood, it's the Superside Snatch Game with your host, Ru Paul.
00:41:38Welcome everybody.
00:41:40Let's hear from our contestants.
00:41:42Now, he's been on Drag Race for six seasons.
00:41:45Say hello to Bruno.
00:41:48Hi, Ru.
00:41:48You look great.
00:41:50I'm so excited to be here.
00:41:51And you may remember our next contestant as Diesel O'Hara in the Daytona Winds.
00:41:57Hi, Calix.
00:41:58Hi, Ru.
00:41:59Are y'all ready to meet our stars?
00:42:01I know you are.
00:42:03First up, fashion guru Tim Gunn is here.
00:42:06What are the fashion trends we should be looking out for?
00:42:09I mean, the only fashion trends that I'm looking out for this season are some vetoes over there, if you
00:42:13know what I mean.
00:42:15That's scandalous.
00:42:18Next up, New York nightlife superstar.
00:42:21Hello, Amanda LaPorte.
00:42:25Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:26I was answering with my other pair of lips.
00:42:30Now, it's the other material girl.
00:42:34Saucy Santana.
00:42:35You got me a gummy today.
00:42:36Gummy?
00:42:37What does that mean?
00:42:37Self-explanatory.
00:42:38No teeth.
00:42:41Up next, it's Rosie O'Donnell.
00:42:44Hey, Rapport.
00:42:46Nice to see a fellow lesbian in a suit.
00:42:48You look sharp.
00:42:52Next up, we have Chef Gordon Ramsay's sister.
00:42:56Hello.
00:42:57Hello.
00:42:57It's Gorginia.
00:42:58Gorginia.
00:42:59Gorginia, yes.
00:43:00Now, where are you from?
00:43:01I'm from Nevada.
00:43:05Yes, I can hear it in your accent.
00:43:08Now, we're moving on down to real housewife Karen Huger.
00:43:12Hello, Karen.
00:43:13What are you spending those millions on?
00:43:15I mean, my marriage is an institution and I have to keep my husband happy.
00:43:19So, it's real tight down here.
00:43:20Oh, are you spending the money on vaginal rejuvenation?
00:43:23The lips always need to be on point, RuPaul.
00:43:26I like the way you think.
00:43:27Thank you, darling.
00:43:28All right, let's move on down to someone who does not need an introduction.
00:43:32Hello, Virgin Mary.
00:43:34Rue, I haven't seen you since our last supper.
00:43:35How are you?
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:43:37Are you still a virgin?
00:43:38Of course, Rue.
00:43:39Oh, how dare you?
00:43:41No, I'm just saving myself for the Lord.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:44I'm just really horny.
00:43:45Listen, is that Mary or the Jersey Whoah Michelle Versailles?
00:43:47I can't believe what I'm hearing.
00:43:49Blasphemous, sweetheart.
00:43:50You're right.
00:43:51It is blasphemous, isn't it?
00:43:53All right, y'all.
00:43:54Are you guys ready to play the game?
00:43:57Very much ready, yes.
00:43:58Oh, good.
00:43:59All right, here we go.
00:43:59Bruno, Candy Muse is coming out with a line of edible underwear.
00:44:04Bad news, it tastes like blank.
00:44:07Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.
00:44:10Bruno, what say you?
00:44:12Candy Muse.
00:44:15It's so strange.
00:44:17All right, let's go to our celebrities and see if you've got a match.
00:44:20What say you, Tim Gunn?
00:44:21Well, I'm familiar with the work of Miss Muse.
00:44:23Yes.
00:44:24Candy Muse is eccentric but sassy, professional but profound.
00:44:29And most importantly, she has a pretty sloppy list.
00:44:34So I said, saliva, honey.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Not a match for you, Bruno.
00:44:39We're looking for Candy Muse.
00:44:41Gorginia...
00:44:42Ramsay.
00:44:45Have you said edible underwear?
00:44:47Edible underwear, yes.
00:44:48Upper arms?
00:44:49Yes, yes.
00:44:50She wears them on her...
00:44:51My God, an unsightful place for food.
00:44:53It really is.
00:44:54I agree.
00:44:55I've said shite.
00:44:57It tastes like shite.
00:44:58Straight up shite.
00:44:59Well, not a match for you, Bruno.
00:45:01Maybe we will find it with Rosie O'Donnell.
00:45:04My goodness, you look very femme.
00:45:06Listen, Rue, I'm a feminist.
00:45:07What can I say?
00:45:09I'm not gonna lie.
00:45:10Let's stop playing games.
00:45:11The shite tastes like nuts.
00:45:14I personally don't think I've ever tasted a pair of nuts that I didn't enjoy.
00:45:17Well, Saucy Santana's right next to you.
00:45:18Take your list.
00:45:21Very, very close.
00:45:23You've played this game before, haven't you?
00:45:24Tax evasion.
00:45:25Lots of games.
00:45:26Yeah, wait, you've played Tax Evasion?
00:45:28Oh, I'm sorry.
00:45:29I'm thinking about Abilene Miller.
00:45:30Oh.
00:45:31Seeing Saucy's taking me back.
00:45:32I'm seeing lots of imprisonment.
00:45:36Okay, I'm done playing.
00:45:37Let's go to the next bitch.
00:45:38Okay, all right.
00:45:39Coming up next, Karen from The Housewives.
00:45:42We're looking for candy muse.
00:45:44Rue, I'm ready for my lunch break, so I just wrote ham hocks.
00:45:48I'm just surprised that you would come up with something like ham hocks.
00:45:51You know, a refined woman like yourself.
00:45:53Darling, I live in Potomac, I'm the Grand Dame, but I am from Surrey County.
00:45:57I grew up on a farm.
00:45:58Well, not a match.
00:45:59Let's go down to the Virgin Mary.
00:46:02Are you familiar with candy muse?
00:46:03She's a sinner, correct?
00:46:04Yes, she is.
00:46:05Okay, and I said the devil.
00:46:07They taste like the devil.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:09Honey, a word of advice, a devil's in a raw edge.
00:46:12Raw?
00:46:12You mean the details, right?
00:46:14No, look at those sleeves, honey.
00:46:17I can't.
00:46:18I'm so bad.
00:46:22I'm so sorry.
00:46:23I don't know what came over me.
00:46:24Oh, wait.
00:46:27I didn't even get that fucking dick.
00:46:29You did this to me.
00:46:30It wasn't me.
00:46:32Do we need to call a paramedic for you?
00:46:33No, I think I can handle it.
00:46:35I'm a prey.
00:46:36I'm a prey.
00:46:36If you could just excuse me for a second.
00:46:38She didn't even know she was pregnant.
00:46:40So, Bruno, no points, no surprise.
00:46:42So, Calyx, let's see if you can get one.
00:46:45Michelle Visage spent so much time in the UK,
00:46:49she's even started to blank on the left side of the street.
00:46:54All right, Calyx, what say you?
00:46:56I'm going to say Vogue.
00:46:57She's even started to Vogue.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:46:59I love it.
00:47:00Let's start with Amanda.
00:47:02Well, I would have to say that I don't really know much about Miss Michelle Visage,
00:47:06but my hair looks fierce.
00:47:08Yes, it does.
00:47:09It does, right?
00:47:10It really, really does.
00:47:12Not a match.
00:47:14You say what, Rosie?
00:47:15You can take the whore out of Jersey, but you can't take the Jersey out of the whore.
00:47:18That's true.
00:47:19She was caught soliciting on the left side.
00:47:22A very good answer, Rosie O'Donnell.
00:47:24I know.
00:47:26Can't help it.
00:47:27Winner.
00:47:28Yes.
00:47:28She told me she was replaced by a bitch named Merle Ginsberg.
00:47:31I can't help you, but I've got to be honest.
00:47:33Like the big knockers.
00:47:36She made it work, designers.
00:47:38Yes, she did.
00:47:40Saucy, what say you?
00:47:42I said walking like a dog.
00:47:43Walking like a dog.
00:47:44She's even starting to walk like a dog on the left side of the street.
00:47:48Period.
00:47:49I can never keep up with these trends.
00:47:50I thought we were walking the fucking duck.
00:47:52Now we're walking the dog.
00:47:55Mary, what say you?
00:47:57I said kegels through.
00:47:58I've been doing them this whole time to get this baby out of me.
00:48:00Oh, kegels.
00:48:01Now we're talking.
00:48:03It's almost there.
00:48:04Can you, can you please?
00:48:05I can't reach.
00:48:06Get it.
00:48:07It's the Virgin Mary, baby.
00:48:08You done turned Mary to a freak from down the street.
00:48:11I don't know if we're all feeling this.
00:48:12You better pray to God.
00:48:13He don't come for you.
00:48:15Oh, that buzzer means that round one is over.
00:48:19But we'll be right back with a whole new batch of celebrities.
00:48:22Don't go away.
00:48:25Welcome back to the second half of the Snatch Game.
00:48:28Let's meet our new contestants.
00:48:31First up, he's in the pit crew and he's a rocket scientist.
00:48:36Bryce is here.
00:48:37Hello.
00:48:38Our next contestant is from Israel with love.
00:48:42Asif is here.
00:48:43Hello.
00:48:44Hello.
00:48:44How's it going?
00:48:44I just love that little Superman curl you have.
00:48:47Super Jew.
00:48:48I love that.
00:48:50Let's meet our celebrities.
00:48:53Please welcome a comedy legend.
00:48:56Joan Rivers is here.
00:48:57Joni, we have missed you so much.
00:48:59Oh, God.
00:49:00I had to miss a cigarette of you.
00:49:01Oh, God.
00:49:02Oh, God.
00:49:04Moving on down.
00:49:05Holy moly.
00:49:06It's televangelist Jan Crouch.
00:49:09Hello, Pastor Ruth.
00:49:10Now, Jan, do you have a blessing or a prayer for us?
00:49:13Oh, I have a bunch of prayers for this thing right here.
00:49:16Oh, God.
00:49:17It burns.
00:49:20Up next, she has been serving face for centuries.
00:49:24It's the Mona Lisa.
00:49:25It was good.
00:49:25It's me, you're good.
00:49:26I'm the Mona Lisa.
00:49:27So happy to be here today.
00:49:28Can you flash me that Mona Lisa smile?
00:49:34There you go, girl.
00:49:36Up next, YouTube sensation Trisha Paytas.
00:49:41Oh, my God, Ruth.
00:49:42You're so pretty.
00:49:43It's like looking in a mirror.
00:49:44Oh, you're so kind.
00:49:46All right.
00:49:46Up next, we've got the one and only Tan Mom.
00:49:50Hello, Tan Mom.
00:49:51Hi, RuPaul.
00:49:51That's not barbecue.
00:49:52You smell it.
00:49:53It's me.
00:49:55All right.
00:49:56Let's move on down to a superstar who has been here before.
00:49:59Put your hands together for Miley Cyrus.
00:50:02Oh, sweet nibblies, Ruth.
00:50:03It's me, Miss Miley Ray.
00:50:05What have you learned from being around so many drag queens?
00:50:08Not to trust them.
00:50:10Uh-huh.
00:50:13All right, let's move on down to a beauty influencer, Bretman Rock.
00:50:16The real internet sensation, Ruth.
00:50:19Be it.
00:50:19Your hair is so gorgeous.
00:50:21Oh, thank you so much.
00:50:23What's your beauty regimen?
00:50:24It's just some coconut water, you know, just putting it in there into the scalp.
00:50:28Oh, okay.
00:50:30Guys, are you ready to play the game?
00:50:32Ready.
00:50:32Okay, Bryce, here is your first question.
00:50:35Before each show, the pit crew stand in a circle and blank each other.
00:50:42See all the celebrities are writing?
00:50:44Joan Rivers, he's a rocket scientist.
00:50:45I've had a team of rocket scientists working on this face for years.
00:50:48You do amazing, amazing work.
00:50:50I've been pulled so many times I put a tip on my chin.
00:50:54All right, let's go to Bryce.
00:50:55What say you?
00:50:56I say it before they give their answers.
00:50:58Yes, yes.
00:50:59Rocket scientists, my ass.
00:51:03We stand in a circle and we oil up each other.
00:51:06Oil up each other.
00:51:08Let's see if you've got any matches.
00:51:10Let's start with Miley Cyrus.
00:51:11Miley, you've changed.
00:51:13Well, you know what they say, Ruth?
00:51:14I got the best of both worlds.
00:51:16Yes.
00:51:17What say you, Miley?
00:51:18Well, I wrote down my handy dandy foam finger.
00:51:21Oh, they, okay, yeah.
00:51:24Miley, that was not a match for Bryce over there.
00:51:28All right, let's move on down to the queen of comedy, Joan Rivers.
00:51:31Now, Joan, we know you as Joan Rivers.
00:51:33What's your middle name?
00:51:34That bitch.
00:51:36Oh, my parents hated me.
00:51:37They used to encourage me to take candy from strangers.
00:51:40Oh, oh.
00:51:41Look, it's not going to be a match, but I said they work out with each other because those
00:51:44bodies don't come easy.
00:51:46Now, the stupid Jew didn't tell you this, but he also won the biggest loser.
00:51:48I mean, oh.
00:51:50Oh, listen, I don't want to say that he was fat, but I saw him put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
00:51:56Let's move on down to Tan Mom.
00:51:58Hi, Tan Mom.
00:51:59Hi, Rapal.
00:52:00Oh, my goodness.
00:52:01Your tan looks great.
00:52:03So does yours.
00:52:04Now, Tan Mom, we are looking for boiling each other up.
00:52:08What say you?
00:52:08Rapal, I'm going to be honest.
00:52:09The pale white color of these cards almost set me off the edge.
00:52:12Oh, God, yeah.
00:52:13I had to fix it for you.
00:52:14Oh.
00:52:15Oh, my God.
00:52:15That looks like Joan's tampon stuff.
00:52:17Can you let me fucking finish?
00:52:18Oh.
00:52:19Okay.
00:52:19So, I'm going to say tan.
00:52:21They tan each other.
00:52:22Uh, with an oil-based tan?
00:52:26No.
00:52:27No.
00:52:27Okay, well, let's move on down to Mr. Rock over there.
00:52:32Do you know that I'm a singer and songwriter?
00:52:35No, I didn't know that, but now I do.
00:52:37Well, I actually wrote a song for you.
00:52:39Okay, let's hear it.
00:52:40You're my mother, I'm your bitch, and together we're the motherfucking bitch.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:48And so I wrote down, they're going to be singing to each other, bitch.
00:52:51Oh.
00:52:51I don't.
00:52:55Let's move on down to the Mona Lisa.
00:52:57Mona Lisa, what'd you say?
00:52:58You know, they say a picture speed, uh, uh, what is that saying?
00:53:00Like, uh, picture.
00:53:01Worth a thousand words, asshole.
00:53:06Mona Lisa, what did you say?
00:53:07I can tell that you are a bit of a work of art just like myself, so I believe the
00:53:11pit crew
00:53:11would be painting each other.
00:53:12What kind of paint?
00:53:13Oil-based paint.
00:53:16That's a mess.
00:53:17We got a mess.
00:53:20All right, Asaf, this one's for you.
00:53:22Glamazonian Airways is spicing up their service.
00:53:25The flight attendants don't just warm your nuts, they blank your bags.
00:53:31Let's say you.
00:53:32They tickle your bags.
00:53:34They tickle your bags.
00:53:36Let's start with Joan Rivers.
00:53:38You've flown for years, you've flown.
00:53:40Oh, many, many years, and it's been awful every time.
00:53:42The only thing that's worse than flying is, uh, sex with my ex-husband.
00:53:45I would say, Edgar, what part of me do you find sexiest?
00:53:48He'd say, I'd rather not find you at all.
00:53:50I'd say, Edgar, what's your favorite position?
00:53:52He'd say, the neighbor's house.
00:53:55So now we're looking for tickle your bags, Joan.
00:53:58What say you?
00:53:58I said, Miley's foam finger.
00:54:02I just wanted to make fun of the dumb bitch in the front.
00:54:05I know you want some of this, Miss Joan.
00:54:08Why is the white girl twerking?
00:54:10They say I'm problematic.
00:54:11She's problematic.
00:54:12Someone cancel her.
00:54:13You know what?
00:54:14You can shut it.
00:54:14Jesus jokes.
00:54:15Oh, okay.
00:54:16Well, Miley.
00:54:18Miley.
00:54:19Never was.
00:54:20Would you have something on your face?
00:54:21Don't touch me.
00:54:21Oh, okay.
00:54:23The level of unprofessionalism?
00:54:26Far too much.
00:54:28Let's move on down to Trisha.
00:54:29I just wrote down Jesus because, you know, we have a really special connection, if you couldn't tell by looking
00:54:34at me.
00:54:35Jesus, you are my best friend.
00:54:39Not a match.
00:54:40All right, let's go to our next question.
00:54:42This one is for Bryce.
00:54:44Ross Matthews took a DNA test.
00:54:46Turns out he's 100% blank.
00:54:51Glitter.
00:54:52Glitter!
00:54:54Let's go to Dan Crouch.
00:54:56We are looking for glitter.
00:54:57I do know her brother, Ross.
00:54:59He has come to the congregation once or twice, and I must say he's 100% a sodomite.
00:55:04Oh, she really does know Ross.
00:55:07All right, let's go on down to Miley Cyrus because we have to.
00:55:13Miley, what did you say?
00:55:16What did you say, Miley?
00:55:18I'm sorry for you.
00:55:19It just tastes so good.
00:55:21Just like my Meemaw's home cooking.
00:55:22You know, we're country, but we're not like that country where we're like fucking our cousins and stuff like that.
00:55:37Okay, all right.
00:55:38All right, Tan Mom, what do you say?
00:55:40The name Matthews rings a bell.
00:55:42Yeah?
00:55:42I hooked up with a Jimmy Matthews in the back of a long John Silvers once.
00:55:45So I think he's 100% my son?
00:55:54Let's move on down to Bretman.
00:55:55I wrote down,
00:55:57I don't care.
00:55:57What are they doing?
00:55:58If they crush them, I don't care for them.
00:56:02It's a match, bitch.
00:56:04Judges say no, that is not a match.
00:56:06We actually have some Filipinos in the judges booth.
00:56:09Yes.
00:56:10Putang ina, hindi tumatawa si RuPaul.
00:56:14It's over.
00:56:15It's over.
00:56:16Well, that's our show.
00:56:18That means the winner of Snatch Game is...
00:56:22Science.
00:56:23Yes!
00:56:24It's real.
00:56:25Say goodnight, everybody!
00:56:26Bye!
00:56:26It's really wild to see others drowning around you.
00:56:30You better be listening to them lyrics, honey.
00:56:33Because you didn't listen to Ru the whole time.
00:56:40It's a new day.
00:56:41We're the Snatch Slayers, honey.
00:56:44Okay.
00:56:44It's elimination day, and I'm feeling good about myself.
00:56:49Which is a change that I needed.
00:56:51Mistress, you can take the Rosie O'Donnell mug off.
00:56:53Snatch Game's over.
00:56:55Oh!
00:56:57How long have you been out for?
00:56:59Didn't come out until after high school.
00:57:01Which really surprises people, because I'm so out there now.
00:57:03But I actually still live in the town that I went to, like elementary and high school and stuff.
00:57:08And I'll be walking around my hometown and I'll be looked at like I don't belong there.
00:57:14Just like based off of like the way that you look.
00:57:16Based off the way, I mean, you know, I like a short short and I like a crop top.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:19You know.
00:57:19I remember the first time I was ever called a faggot.
00:57:23I remember it really distinctly.
00:57:25I was in sixth grade, I remember exactly who it was.
00:57:28I heard teachers in my school join in on making fun of me.
00:57:33I used to just like hope and pray that I could just be normal.
00:57:40I just got to a point eventually after high school where I was like I need to start actually living
00:57:45my life.
00:57:46Right.
00:57:47The only thing that I could do to get people to stop laughing at me was to get them to
00:57:53laugh with me.
00:57:54And so being bullied really helped me to hone in on my talent for comedy.
00:58:01And so now I've been able to take what used to be a defense mechanism and now I've made a
00:58:06career out of it.
00:58:07I think the reason why I'm the way that I am, why I wear the crop top and I wear
00:58:10the short short is because I'm making up for lost time.
00:58:13I'm going to be as gay as they come.
00:58:14Yeah.
00:58:14You know what I mean?
00:58:15And with Selena in the room, that's really hard.
00:58:18I live out loud and out proud wherever I go.
00:58:22I still have people ridicule me.
00:58:24The difference now is that I found my voice.
00:58:39How the girl, put the bass in your walk. Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
00:58:46I love my voice.
00:58:49Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:58:52She gives good blank, it's Michelle Visage.
00:58:55She gives good advice.
00:58:58I'm sorry Michelle, not a match.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:02Style superstar Carson Kressley never met a guy he didn't blank.
00:59:08Like?
00:59:09Oh, the correct answer is cornhole.
00:59:12Oh.
00:59:13When did I have cornhole?
00:59:16And the incredible, a manless Stenberg.
00:59:18How's your blank?
00:59:20No complaints, Ru.
00:59:22Tonight on the runway, category is Beautiful Nightmare.
00:59:26Racers, start your engines.
00:59:28And may the best drag queen win.
00:59:35Up first, Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
00:59:38Today Marsha's getting freaky.
00:59:40I'm like a child's nightmare of what the dentist is.
00:59:44I'm like, come on kids, give me your teeth.
00:59:47Oh, she's a filling queen.
00:59:49Lux Noir London.
00:59:51Darling, the thriller video auditions are next door.
00:59:55I'm giving you Bride, whose husband threw her in the river and drowns her.
00:59:59You better walk that fucking block.
01:00:03Malaysia baby doll fox.
01:00:05Oh, the show ghouls have arrived.
01:00:08I am giving you the living, walking beauty, dead fantasy.
01:00:10I think I'm still beautiful, even dead.
01:00:12Get the flock out of here.
01:00:15Mistress Isabel Brooks.
01:00:16She was in a terrible accident at the jewelry store.
01:00:19Well, we've got her in a neck brace.
01:00:20Gonna be just fine.
01:00:21They say we eat six spiders a year in our sleep.
01:00:24And those spiders laid some eggs and I'm busting through and there's webs all over me.
01:00:28Don't be so cagey.
01:00:32Anitra.
01:00:33You better walk that fucking spider.
01:00:35I'm stomping down the runway, licking these long spider fingers,
01:00:39because I just swallowed my husband.
01:00:41She is a man eater.
01:00:42Latex me when you get home.
01:00:45Selena as titties.
01:00:48Zombie titties baby.
01:00:49I sewed all these leather pieces together to make it look like human skin.
01:00:52I am looking glamorous as a dead bitch.
01:00:55She puts the lotion in the casket.
01:00:58Robin Fierce.
01:00:59I think she found this look on the dark web.
01:01:02I'm glamorously crawling down the runway with all of my legs
01:01:05and I am feeling like that tarantula bitch that will murder your husband
01:01:10and you'll look at her, see she's gorgeous and say, okay.
01:01:14Lucy LaDuca.
01:01:15I am serving a dragged out version of Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th.
01:01:20The judges expect bubblegum pink and big blonde hair,
01:01:24but you never know what to expect from Lucy LaDuca.
01:01:27Why is she so two-faced?
01:01:31Sasha Colby.
01:01:32Witch, please.
01:01:34Look at this thing. I look like a Tim Burton special.
01:01:37I feel like the largest broom you've ever seen in life,
01:01:40because I'm about to sweep this motherfucking competition.
01:01:44Jax.
01:01:44You better hiss. See that walk.
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:48I am walking down this runway.
01:01:49Percy is first.
01:01:50I have my snake prosthetic because, you know, Lady Voldemort looks good right now.
01:01:55Oh, yes, she better Medusa.
01:01:57Sugar.
01:01:57I am channeling all the creepy porcelain dolls at my grandma's.
01:02:01This look would be nothing without Booger.
01:02:03You know, Sugar needs her Booger.
01:02:04I'm writing a letter to Daddy.
01:02:10Spice.
01:02:11Oh, this is that new dance.
01:02:12You know, the popping and locking.
01:02:14Yeah.
01:02:14And I thought it was just polio.
01:02:17I'm that doll up in your attic that gives you nightmares.
01:02:20I'm giving you the scarier and spookier version.
01:02:23Sugar's giving you the more beautiful version.
01:02:25You know, I gotta tell you, the zombies are getting younger and younger.
01:02:29Amethyst.
01:02:29Oh.
01:02:30My.
01:02:30Gaga.
01:02:32It's horror.
01:02:34It's theatrics.
01:02:34It's Gaga.
01:02:35And I think I look amazing.
01:02:37This is a period costume.
01:02:40Carson Crudley.
01:02:42Aura.
01:02:44Oh, vertebrae, you stay.
01:02:47I'm giving the pain, the sadness, and showing off my acting skills.
01:02:53Ooh, spinal tap that ass.
01:02:56How much it costs for one rib?
01:03:00Welcome, queens.
01:03:01I've made some decisions.
01:03:03Lux Noir London.
01:03:04Malaysia Baby Doll Fox.
01:03:07Anitra.
01:03:08Robin Fierce.
01:03:10Selena as titties.
01:03:12Sasha Colby.
01:03:13Jax.
01:03:14Amethyst.
01:03:15You are all safe.
01:03:20You may leave the stage.
01:03:25Well, it's foam.
01:03:28Now it's time for the judges critiques.
01:03:31Starting with Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
01:03:33I thought you were absolutely wonderful in Snatch Game.
01:03:36Your impersonation was pretty impeccable.
01:03:38So scandalous.
01:03:40Tonight on the runway, the credit I want to give to you, Marsha, is I see more makeup on your
01:03:44face.
01:03:44You could take it further.
01:03:45I'm not crazy about this outfit.
01:03:47You gotta learn how to drag this shit up.
01:03:49You know what I'm saying?
01:03:50But good job today.
01:03:51Thank you so much.
01:03:52Up next, Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
01:03:55You can paint the motherfucking house down.
01:03:59These kids better recognize.
01:04:00You were Rosie O'Donnell.
01:04:03And we're like, I'm also Abby Lee Miller.
01:04:05And you just went with it because we kind of bought into whatever you were selling.
01:04:10That is the magic and the key to Snatch Game.
01:04:13You knew when to put in the jokes and you had them.
01:04:16I was very impressed.
01:04:17I got my eye on you.
01:04:18Thank you, Mama.
01:04:19Up next, Lucy LaDuca.
01:04:22Wow, you are really, really smart.
01:04:24You were one of the best performances on Snatch Game I'd ever seen.
01:04:27And you were able to banter, to have a little bit of a condescending edge with the other girls.
01:04:32And some of them needed it, so thank you.
01:04:35This look, I love it because it's super chic.
01:04:38A lot of style with a splash of camp, so thank you.
01:04:41You had me laughing so hard.
01:04:44We all knew Joan and she would be very proud.
01:04:48Up next, Sugar.
01:04:49So you were Trisha Paytas.
01:04:51Trisha's all about the mukbang.
01:04:52So I thought it was interesting that you had really no food that you were eating.
01:04:56She can be pretty weird, like pretty bizarre.
01:04:59And so I kind of wanted more of that.
01:05:01You had the right idea, which is engage with the room.
01:05:04It was just taking the temperature of the room and knowing when to engage.
01:05:08Because it came off as being a little bit interruptive.
01:05:11All right, up next.
01:05:12Spice.
01:05:13Spice.
01:05:13I love that you chose to do an older Miley.
01:05:16It's me, Miss Miley Ray.
01:05:18I almost wish that you had just dug deeper into that era of Miley, you know?
01:05:22First of all, you have to have that voice.
01:05:24You know, she had that voice and she was a little bit nasal when she dug.
01:05:26She had that voice.
01:05:27Yeah, she had like a head cold the entire four years of that show.
01:05:30Daddy, we gotta go see Rico, Daddy.
01:05:33Yeah.
01:05:34I don't know what was going on.
01:05:35You were beating yourself on the head with a mallet.
01:05:37And it needed more laughs, too.
01:05:40All right, up next, Aura Mayari.
01:05:42Ah, this runway look.
01:05:44When you turned around, you gave us like this great, like, pearl-clutching gay gasp reveal.
01:05:49Delicious.
01:05:50So you were Bretman Rock.
01:05:51He's so filled with energy and he's so silly and funny and quirky.
01:05:55And that was missing for me.
01:05:57It didn't really go anywhere.
01:05:58I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more and have more fun.
01:06:02Sure.
01:06:03Thank you, ladies.
01:06:04I think we've heard enough.
01:06:05While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
01:06:12Welcome back, ladies.
01:06:13I've made some decisions.
01:06:16Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
01:06:18You are safe.
01:06:22Mistress Isabel Brooks.
01:06:26You are safe.
01:06:31Lucy Laduca.
01:06:33Can we talk?
01:06:35Congratulations.
01:06:37You are the winner of this week's challenge.
01:06:40You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
01:06:43Good.
01:06:43I deserve it.
01:06:45And I need to let these other girls know that I am the one to watch.
01:06:51Sugar.
01:06:52Your snatch was not on fire.
01:06:56Spice.
01:06:57You came in like a wrecking ball.
01:07:00Aura.
01:07:01Your runway was beautiful, but your snatch game was a nightmare.
01:07:11Aura.
01:07:13You are safe.
01:07:15You may join the other girls.
01:07:22Sugar and spice.
01:07:23I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
01:07:27Looking at that crazy bitch that I popped out of the room with.
01:07:31Nothing else matters.
01:07:32Game is on.
01:07:33And we are going to give these bitches a show.
01:07:36The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
01:07:47This is not about to be a regular smegular dagular lip sync for your life.
01:07:51This is about to be a twin sync for your life.
01:07:54Good luck.
01:07:55And don't.
01:07:57Fuck it up.
01:07:59Come on.
01:08:01Come on man.
01:08:03What you trying to do to my heart?
01:08:06What you trying to do to my heart?
01:08:08What you trying to do to my heart?
01:08:09You go around telling lies and now you want to compromise.
01:08:13What you trying to do to my heart?
01:08:16You better run.
01:08:17You better hide.
01:08:19Give it a name from my side, yeah
01:08:26What you tryin' to do to my soul?
01:08:30What you tryin' to do to my soul?
01:08:33When everything I had was yours
01:08:35And now I'm closing all the doors
01:08:37What you tryin' to do to my soul?
01:08:40Give it a ride, give it a hug
01:08:43Give it a name from my side, yeah
01:08:57What is going on?
01:08:59What are you tryin' to do to me?
01:09:01They seem to have choreographed the entire thing, somehow
01:09:04You better ride!
01:09:05Roll it!
01:09:06You better hide!
01:09:07You better leave!
01:09:08More campers!
01:09:11You better ride!
01:09:12You better hide!
01:09:14You better leave!
01:09:15From my side!
01:09:19Oh my God!
01:09:28Ladies, I made my decision
01:09:35Spice, Shantae you stay
01:09:40You may join the other girls
01:09:51Sugar, you came to this competition with one sister
01:09:55But tonight, you leave here with 15
01:10:01Now, sashay away
01:10:02Thank you guys
01:10:05We love you
01:10:06I love you guys
01:10:07We're amazing
01:10:08Bye, I love you
01:10:09Bye
01:10:10At least say a funny line, bitch
01:10:14This bitch
01:10:15This bitch still might be in the competition
01:10:16But I'm still hotter, better
01:10:17And everything in between, bitch
01:10:18So, bye
01:10:20That's better
01:10:24I'm so grateful for this experience
01:10:26It was so fun
01:10:28And I'm so grateful to have Spice in my life
01:10:33She's so special to me
01:10:34She's so special to me
01:10:34And I'm gonna be rooting her on for the sidelines
01:10:37So
01:10:39Yay!
01:10:42Condragulations, ladies
01:10:42And remember
01:10:43If you can't love yourself
01:10:45How in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
01:10:46Can I get an amen up in here?
01:10:48Amen!
01:10:48Alright, now let the music play!
01:10:50Yay!