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Do you late 90's and early 2000's kids remember this one?
Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action! belongs to DIC Entertainment.
Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action! belongs to DIC Entertainment.
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00:12Hey, Mary Kay and Ashley, you've been at two exotic locations in this adventure, Hawaii and England. What do you
00:18like better?
00:18Hawaii is great because it has the best place in the world. And England was really cool, too. All that
00:23history and the whole royalty thing. But I wouldn't recommend hanging 10 on Big Bet.
00:35Hey, hey. Hey, let's go. Hey, hey.
00:56Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
01:00Hey, hey.
01:00Hey, hey.
01:01Hey, hey.
01:28What a great vacation.
01:30Those waves were awesome.
01:31Yeah, you've got to love those northwest swell.
01:34Northwest, southeast, who cares?
01:36Of course, as long as they're huge.
01:37Right, Quincy?
01:38Northwest swells rule.
01:40You should know that from the tidal charts in your astronomy homework, Ashley.
01:45So much for our vacation.
01:47You're the one who had to mention north and west.
01:49I was talking about waves, not stars and planets.
01:53There's the difference.
01:54Actually, the ocean tides are affected by the moon's gravity.
01:58Yeah, that was in Chapter 5.
02:00It was?
02:02Okay, so I'm a little behind.
02:03But come on, we're on vacation.
02:11All you fun-loving sun worshipers used to laugh at my pasty white skin.
02:16We'll see who's laughing after my evil plan succeeds, and I block out your precious son.
02:32What the heck is that?
02:41What the heck is that?
02:49So that's definitely not natural.
02:52But we're on vacation, so for once it's not our problem.
02:55Right?
02:55Right?
02:57Headquarters just called.
02:58Time to go back to work.
03:01I can't believe headquarters cut our vacation short.
03:04I still don't understand why you humans apply sunscreen to protect yourselves, then lay out and bake in the sun.
03:11Duh, because sun tans are cool?
03:13Yeah, they make you look healthy.
03:15Even with sunscreen, tanning is bad for your skin.
03:19So there's really no such thing as a healthy tan, right?
03:23Well, sure.
03:25But you don't understand because you're a dog.
03:27And a robot.
03:29Right.
03:29And you don't understand because you're a robotic dog.
03:32Well then, as you girls say, talk to the pot.
03:47Sorry to ruin your vacation, girls, but we've got an emergency on our hands.
03:51Someone is trying to block out the sun.
03:54I knew it!
03:55At first, the effect was minimal.
03:57But, as you saw today, whoever's doing this is getting better.
04:00And you need us to figure out who's behind this?
04:02Actually, we have a suspect.
04:04Girls, meet Clive Hedgemorton Smite.
04:07A man so obsessed with his diabolical plans, he often forgets to brush his teeth and floss.
04:12Or, well, bathe.
04:14Ew.
04:15Well, me neither.
04:17But you don't see me trying to blot out the sun now, do you?
04:20Yeah.
04:21Anyway, Clive has recently purchased more rocket components and astronomy equipment than anyone else in the world.
04:27Again with the astronomy?
04:29Your job is to travel to England and see if Clive is really the one behind all this.
04:33And if he is?
04:35You'll have to stop him.
04:36If he succeeds in blocking out the sun, the world will experience another ice age and life as we know
04:42it will cease to exist.
04:44Okay.
04:45So if we don't stop whatever someone's doing to block the sun, the whole world will freeze over?
04:50Like a big round ice cube.
04:52Could we move this along, kiddies?
04:55You know, earth, peril, remember?
04:58I've printed out Clive's dossier for you and I'll program Quincy with the directions to his estate.
05:02I also upgraded your personal digital assisting bracelets and designed a new communication system for you.
05:09Full of offense, Ivan, but that earring looks ridiculous on you.
05:13It's not really an earring.
05:15It's a receiver for your new lipstick microphones.
05:19Just twist the base to increase the volume.
05:22Testing?
05:26Or decrease the volume as the case may be.
05:30I can't believe you got to pilot again.
05:32I can't believe you threw rock two times in a row.
05:35I can't believe you girls can fly a plane, but you can't drive yet.
05:43Clive Hedgmorton Smythe, originally born in cheddar.
05:46Like the cheese?
05:48I guess.
05:49Although it says here he prefers Stilton.
05:51What's Stilton?
05:53Stinky English cheese.
05:55Brilliant Clive, aided by his butler, Bennington, now lives at his family's estate, Hedgmore.
06:01They name their house?
06:02They do that in England.
06:04Cool.
06:05I wonder if Mom would let me name our condo.
06:07I guess that would depend on what you wanted to name it.
06:10Well, I've always liked the name Ashley.
06:13What about Clive's criminal record?
06:15The usual.
06:16You know, taking over the world type stuff.
06:18Any environmental crimes?
06:20He got a ticket for littering last year,
06:22left a fish and chips paper right in the middle of Tofalgar Square.
06:26Think he's our guy?
06:27I don't know, but at the very least,
06:29he's got a thing or two to learn about recycling.
06:31We're cleared for takeoff, girls.
06:33Let's do it.
06:39We're cleared for takeoff.
06:41We're cleared for takeoff.
06:43We're cleared for takeoff.
06:49We're cleared for takeoff.
06:50We're cleared for takeoff.
06:53We're cleared for takeoff.
06:55We're cleared for takeoff.
06:57We're cleared for takeoff.
06:57We're cleared for takeoff.
06:58We're cleared for takeoff.
06:58We're cleared for takeoff.
06:58We're cleared for takeoff.
06:59We're cleared for takeoff.
07:00We're cleared for takeoff.
07:01We're cleared for takeoff.
07:05We're cleared for takeoff.
07:39We'll be right back again.
07:42Tomorrow I am asking for a raise.
07:45Let's do it.
07:49May I help you?
07:51Yes, we're here for the tour.
07:52I'm sorry. There must be some mistake.
07:55Isn't this Hedgemore Manor?
07:56Indeed it is, but Hedgemore is not open to the public. Good day.
08:01Okay.
08:02Listen, Jeeves. We saw an ad on the internet and we're not leaving until we get a tour of this
08:07house.
08:07Please excuse my sister. Jet lag.
08:10Very well. Please wait in the foyer while I double check with Master Smythe.
08:34Master Smythe.
08:36What is it, Benetton? Can't you see I'm scheming?
08:41Yes. Very good, sir. But there are girls here to see the house.
08:45What do you mean to see the house?
08:48They would like a tour, sir.
08:50Impossible! Hedgemore is a private residence!
08:54Yes, sir. I told them that, but they were very insistent.
08:58They said they'd read an advertisement for a tour on the internet.
09:02The internet?
09:04The internet?
09:09Wait a minute. Describe these girls for me.
09:13American teenagers, sir.
09:16Sisters from the looks of them.
09:18Agents Misty and Amber.
09:21I read about them on an evil villain website.
09:24They must be here to foil my plan.
09:28Where are they?
09:29Waiting in the foyer, sir.
09:31You left two highly trained special agents alone in the foyer!
09:37It seemed like the proper thing to do at the time, sir.
09:56Find anything suspicious?
09:58Lots of empty sunscreen tubes.
10:00So, I think we're on the right track.
10:03Quick! Someone's coming!
10:14Whew! That was close.
10:18Bennington!
10:20After we destroy the world, remind me to fire you.
10:26Very good, sir.
10:37Find anything else?
10:39Lots of hats and portraits of pasty-faced ancestors.
10:42Clive is not a man who worships a son.
10:44That doesn't explain why he'd want to ruin it for the rest of us.
10:47We must be missing something.
10:58Wow.
10:59Look at all these books.
11:00Yeah.
11:01I bet Clive did his astronomy homework.
11:04So did I.
11:06Eventually.
11:13What's that?
11:14A clue, I hope.
11:15I'd hate to have to go through the other hundred rooms in this place.
11:18You and me both.
11:20How do you even dust the place this big?
11:22I have help.
11:24So these are the young ladies that inquired about a tour.
11:28I asked them to wait in the foyer.
11:30Sorry.
11:31We're just looking for...
11:33The gift shop.
11:35Do you sell copies of this lovely artwork?
11:37I'm afraid not.
11:39These are my private papers,
11:41and this is my private study in my private residence.
11:45So this house isn't open to the public?
11:49Apparently not.
11:50Oops.
11:51Our bad.
11:53Yeah, we'll just be going now.
11:55Uh, not so fast.
12:01I don't usually do this,
12:04but if you girls are still interested,
12:06I'd be happy to give you a tour.
12:09Oh, no.
12:10We wouldn't want to trouble you.
12:12Oh, it's no trouble at all, in fact.
12:14I insist.
12:16Clive Hedgemore Smythe.
12:19At your service.
12:22I'm Misty, and this is my sister Amber.
12:26Misty and Amber?
12:28My, how colorful.
12:31Yes.
12:33Stilton?
12:34No, thanks.
12:36None for me.
12:45I'll see to that, miss.
12:47Master Smythe is waiting for you.
12:52And this is the drawing room.
12:55What a beautiful fireplace.
12:57Yes.
12:58My great-great-grandfather
13:00had that built on the northernmost point of the house,
13:03which is on the northernmost point on the estate.
13:05So, Santee Claus could come and go quickly.
13:10Wow.
13:10Your grandfather must have really liked Christmas.
13:13No.
13:14He just didn't like uninvited visitors.
13:16It runs in the family.
13:19Sir, I don't mean to rush you,
13:21but we do have a schedule to keep.
13:23Yes, Bennington.
13:24I was just about to show the girls the gardens.
13:27You know, that's always the last place I show my visitors.
13:32Actually, sir, you've been so kind, you know.
13:36We just don't want to hold you up.
13:38Right, Amber?
13:39Right, Misty?
13:41We'll just see ourselves out now.
13:43Again?
13:44I really must insist.
13:46Trust me, you'll just die when you see my gardens.
13:50That's what I'm afraid of.
13:53Oh, it's too bad it's dusk already, girls.
13:56The flowers are so much more beautiful in the light.
14:01You know, maybe we should come back some other time then.
14:04Yeah, it's getting pretty dark.
14:17Well, best be heading back then.
14:19We wouldn't want to keep the girls here against their will.
14:22Now would we, Bennington?
14:26I said, now would we, Bennington?
14:29No, sir.
14:31We wouldn't want that.
14:32No, because that would be a very, very, very bad thing.
14:44Well done, sir.
14:47Thank you, Bennington.
14:49Now, to the rocket.
14:51After you, sir.
15:07Oh, a robotic dog's work is never done.
15:15Where are we?
15:17In Clive's maze.
15:19Right.
15:19He breathed on us.
15:21Yeah, that still in breath was disgusting.
15:25How bad could it have been?
15:26Trust us, Quincy.
15:28We'll never complain about your doggy breath again.
15:45So, how do we get out of here?
15:49I don't know.
15:51Quincy's tracking system is on the fritz.
15:53I've crashed me memory banks.
15:56I need to restart.
16:00Better contact IQ.
16:01He should be able to pull us up on his monitors and direct us out of here.
16:06Something around here must be interfering with the signal.
16:08We'll have to think of another way out.
16:10I don't believe this.
16:12Tell me about it.
16:13We wouldn't even be in here if either of us had a breath mint to give cheese breath.
16:17No, I mean, I don't believe it.
16:19I know how to get us out of here.
16:21Our astronomy homework.
16:23Remember what Clive said?
16:24That the house was on the northernmost point of the estate?
16:27So?
16:28So all we have to do is keep our eye on the North Star, and it'll lead us back to
16:32the house.
16:33Great!
16:35So, which one is the North Star?
16:37That one.
16:39I guess doing your homework really can pay off.
16:42Aye, you're a smart lassie.
16:45I smell freedom!
16:48Way to go, Ashley.
16:50Thanks!
16:51Quincy, be sure to make a copy of your recent memory files.
16:54My programming doesn't have a setting for a lack, eh?
16:58Come on, Quincy.
16:59Copy the files, and I'll scratch your ears later.
17:04Deal.
17:08What do you think it is?
17:10Well, this is the sun, and this is the Earth.
17:13And this thing between them looks like a satellite.
17:16A satellite that sends out a sun-blocking force field.
17:19And look at this!
17:20Cheese breast built to rocket.
17:23He's gonna leave Earth before he blocks out the sun?
17:25He has to.
17:26It's the only way he won't freeze with the rest of us.
17:29Good thing I've got this built in for a coat, eh?
17:32So, if we stop Clive from escaping in his rocket,
17:35he won't use his satellite to block out the sun.
17:37And he won't be able to cause a new ice age.
17:40But where could Clive keep a rocket around here?
17:46I'll see tonight, miss.
17:50Try it again.
17:54Bingo.
17:55Bingo.
17:56Bingo.
17:56Bingo.
17:56Bingo.
18:04Bingo.
18:06Come on.
18:07Let's go save the world.
18:08Again.
18:11Would you like some cheese and crackers with your tea, sir?
18:14Oh, yes, please.
18:17It's too bad the moon isn't really made of cheese.
18:20Think of it.
18:21We could live there forever.
18:22I packed as much cheese in here as I could, sir.
18:25Well, we'll be very comfortable living on the rocket.
18:28I'm sure you did, Bennington.
18:30But a man can dream, can't he?
18:33Indeed, sir.
18:37Now for a little eavesdropping.
18:48I need a cooler.
18:53Well, it looks like all systems are go.
18:56Hello? Did you pack sunscreen just in case anything goes wrong?
19:01Yes, sir. Your very own SPF 5000.
19:04You just can't be too careful when you have fair skin like ours, Bennington.
19:10Sun lovers here on Earth just don't understand that. No.
19:15They just make fun of us pale skins with our sunscreen and our aloe vera and our zinc-covered noses.
19:23Right you are, sir.
19:24We'll see who's paler after I block out their precious sun.
19:29More tea, sir? It's chamomile, your favorite.
19:34Oh, goody. Yes, please.
19:36You're kind of sorry for him. Yeah, but we still have to stop him.
19:40Seatbelts? Check.
19:42What are we gonna do? I don't know. But whatever it is, we better do it fast.
19:49Moonroof? Check.
19:54That can't be good.
19:56Legs, don't fail me now!
20:01Sir, what was that?
20:03It doesn't matter. It's too late for anyone to stop us now.
20:09That's it. We have to stop this rocket now!
20:19The clock! That's it! Come on!
20:25Five, four, three, two, one...
20:30Blast off!
20:32We have ignition, sir.
20:45I know!
20:48Two, two, three!
21:04And in international news today, the government reports that its agents foiled a criminal's attempt to completely block out the
21:11sun.
21:11Nice work, if you can get it.
21:13You go, girls.
21:15Yeah, I hear the government even gives their special agents vacations now.
21:19You don't say. I wonder whose brilliant idea that was.
21:24Okay. Smoothies and self-tanning lotion for everybody.
21:27Because there's no such thing as a healthy tan.
21:30Very good, girls. I think that deserves a good scratch.
21:34Maybe we should send some of this self-tan or the pasty Clyde.
21:37Good idea, Mary-Kate. You probably won't get much sun in solitary confinement.
21:51Cute. Five sure is flagrantly challenged, doesn't he?
21:54You mean he stinks.
21:55Good thing our shells are as fast as thin.
21:57Mm-hmm.
21:58Why do I love cartoons so much?
22:05Hey, hey.
22:12Hey, hey.
22:19Hey, hey.
22:22Hey, hey.
22:26Hey, hey.
22:32Hey, hey.
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